Stavvy's World - Bonus #82 - Sam Evans and Shane Torres [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Sam Evans and Shane Torres join the pod to discuss cucking the jacked, Bill Clinton, being the sidepiece to women whose lives aren't going well, dating older women, the frailty of Mick Jagger, and much more. Sam, Shane, and Stav help callers including a cheap stepdad who doesn't wanna pay for his stepdaughter's birthday, and a guy with a really annoying coworker. Check out Sam Evans's album SWEET BABY BOY: https://tr.ee/RQa5G-Et8r Follow Sam Evans on social media: https://www.youtube.com/@reallysamevans  https://www.instagram.com/reallysamevanshttps://www.tiktok.com/@reallysamevans   https://twitter.com/ReallySamEvans Watch Shane Torres's special THE BLUE EYED MEXICAN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhNGXFmwA9U Follow Shane Torres on social media: https://www.shaneisacomedian.com/https://www.instagram.com/shanetorres/https://twitter.com/shanetorreshttps://www.facebook.com/shanetorresofficial/ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

I have my five-year-old son who's turning six here in May and my stepdaughter Birthdays in May too, and my wife wants them to share a birthday. I'm not really trying to pay for that shit I mean, I don't mind my own kid, but I've only been with the chick for eight months What and it's just like? if she said it out, you know what I mean? But um, how do you think I could tell her no? Oh man.

Oh fuck. Sounds like, sounds like you made a grave error. I know, I'm sorry. How do any women call into this party with these horrible moments? Jesus or we get our our fair share of a couple dumb bitches to the war uh... uh... uh... it's not just male dumb bitches but okay i'm a little confused because stepdaughter that means you're married to this woman

where you have your hands on the holder his wife yeah okay so but he said they've only been he said I've been with the chick for eight months. Okay. Well, that's over That's you cannot go to that anymore you're married you're like, well, I don't love this I mean dude, you're you can't not do this. You decided to start a family with this woman. And yeah, now your stepdaughter is your kid. And you really got to work on how you relate to her. Because that's an insane take.

This seems cheaper. Yeah, share a birthday, that's fine. It's your kid, too. You understand that, right? Like, you're not. I mean, you married her. It's your kid too. You understand that right? Like you're not I Mean you married her you're not dating her. There's some responsibility for you here now. Yes Yeah, she lives in your home theoretically unless she doesn't maybe that's part of it I don't even still but hold on if this child the stepdaughter does not live in his home

Father's hardly ever get custody Yeah, that's also a red flag. I mean, I assume she lives with them, right? I think so, yeah. I just say you wanna make them both feel special. His wife is being nice, cause she's not like, no, give her her own birthday party. I mean, it's just the way you go about,

and it's like, yeah, exactly. Cause it's like, this would happen. This would happen sometimes with like cousins or certain people, but it's like, I guess with siblings, it's like this would happen this would happen sometimes if like cousins or certain people, but it's like I guess with siblings It's more rare. Yeah, because usually there's at least some difference in you know It's usually for the it's weird for them to unless they're like, you know, basically Irish twins or whatever But even that unless this stepdaughter is 21 How old is their kid but either way your attitude is so fucked

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old is their kid? But either way your attitude is so fucked. Like she's your you married her mom. She is your daughter. She's your stepdaughter. You have to start thinking of her as your kid. I mean it's crazy you haven't thought about this before before right now. Like I'm sorry. Do you think a I mean, do you think a birthday is more is like more of a commitment? Then a marriage. It's like he's like well look a merit getting marriage one thing but Fucking splitting my son's birthday. You can even tell the language of like you're married. It's your wife And then you go I've been with the chick for The honeymoon phase.

Yeah, I know. I know. I mean, why did you get married? That's the problem. I bet it's in the South. Oh, bleep it. We like to keep it... We like to keep a little mystique. That's okay. But, well, let's look it up just so we know where it is now. Out of curiosity.

Oh, interesting. That makes sense. A different type of trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're exactly who we thought you were. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, you're a piece of shit.

You have to, and like, I guess what, what do you mean you're not trying to pay for this? I don't mind my own kid is what he also said. Yeah, I don't mind. Did he say that? Oh yeah, I don't mind. Don't mind my own kid. Dad, do you love me? I don't mind you.

I got no problem with you. You're a chill guy. How much more expensive can like a joint birthday party be? For two kids. You just get a couple more pizzas maybe. I mean, that's the thing. It's one thing to be like, I want my son to have his own special day. But he's like, which is still wrong.

Don't get me wrong. That's still bad behavior. But to be like, I don't want to pay for it. Like, yeah, exactly. What are we talking about? An extra sheet cake and then five more pizzas. Like, one princess sheet cake and one Transformers sheet cake. And that's just gonna break the bank.

This guy just doesn't wanna not go to his bowling league. He has to pick up an extra shift. Dude, this guy, yeah. So, really think about the commitment you've made to this woman and her daughter. And you're just fucked. Like she's gonna, this kid is your kid. It's also less trouble to have one joint birthday party than two birth- like-

Yeah, like what do you not buy this kid clothes? Like you don't, do you charge her mom for the food she eats? Hey I got a- I just don't get this question. He's just talking to her like, hey sweetheart, you and your daughter have been eating me and my son. So. Can you fucking.

You know sometimes it's like, is there some communal stuff? Yeah, yeah. I don't care. I don't care if you have some of my sriracha. Like, guess what? My name was on that rice. She ate my fucking takeout!

Yeah, dude, I'm sorry. These are not roommates. This is your family. You're being a piece of shit. Pay for the kids' fucking birthday party. Jesus Christ. Well, when this, you christ well when this you know when this comes out and this party has happened months after

months before you know hopefully you're still together although i'm not rude i'm honestly not on this, this is bad news.