Stavvy's World - Bonus #83 - Live Call Show Vol. 13 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: July 4, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy is back talking directly to the fans in Live Call Show Vol. 13!! Stav and Eldis help callers including a guy who's wondering if his dating life is going terribly because he's packing some serious heat, a guy who's mourning his friend who tragically passed away, and much more. If you'd like to be a part of future live call episode, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

So I'm 26 Just get into it. I Got out of a long-term relationship about three months ago been getting back into the dating pool and whatnot and It got me thinking my only relationships that have Less than any significant amount of time have been with girls that I hooked up with on the first date An interesting we were just talking about this go ahead. Yeah and I don't I don't know if I'm not like trying to make it seem like I get out there and slay a lot. It's not even like that. But it is like decent dick making up for a shit personality.

Or no. How do I? Let me stop you right there, chief. The idea that you think that from ages 18 to 25 You were dicking these whores down so good that they had to lock you down is a ludicrous Saint dick to this is not a dick too good scenario Stop you're right. That's just a lot more to do with these women than it has anything to do with you. But anyway Anyway, well, sorry, let's hear you out. Let's hear out the rest of your call here. So Now I'm like now with this realization I've been trying to be more wholesome with my dating situations Mm-hmm, right.

Because as soon as they get their hands on that anaconda, these whores won't know how to act. You want, this is awesome. Your call is, is it me or my beautiful cock that's making these women fall in love? God damn, that's all. All right, keep going. I'll stop inter, I actually will stop interrupting you.

Go ahead. No, I was just like, how do I deal with like trying to do a more wholesome dating situation these days like i'm not trying to go out and like hook up with chicks anymore i'm like really trying to introduce something out here so this is yeah okay this kind of a weirdly became the theme of this episode i don't know where um all right i think that's good whatever you know you know, you're you know, you're having this you're kind of in the same mind frame that I am.

And even me and else have been joking about it this episode. But I think and we were actually just giving the last caller some advice about, you know, dating with a little more intention, which just sounds like what you're trying to do here. You're trying to actually get to know the person before you know you dikmatize them. Before they have their their eyes you take your dick out and their eyes just have like black and white versions of your dick spinning in their pupil is completely replaced. Alright before we get to the advice how big is your let's let's really get into your cock here for a second, because you seem pretty confident in this dick. So let's just break down

the stats. You're 26. How much cock meat are we working with? I mean, it's nothing too great. It's seven five. Excuse me? Seven, seven long five. Seven. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying seven and a half. That's a nice little trick there. What did he say? He said seven five, but I thought that meant seven point five. Yeah. Yeah. What does it mean? Seven to five? I'm like, yeah, I'm like six, seven, seven inches long, five inches thick, five inches thick. What the fuck? You tie a fucking, you tie a fucking, what the fuck? You're telling me you tie a string around your cock and then you fucking take it off and it's five inches?

What are we talking about? A fucking Monster Energy drink can? You have to measure the girth of your dick like that. You remember that one guy from the Guinness Book of World Record who had the world's longest nails and they like curled up and they had to like measure it with a string and just wrap it around the curls and then measure how long that string so this man's got a cocaine so you're okay now look me and others we aren't big minds you know we're not mathematical minds here right so give us an object are we talking a

monster energy can we're talking shorter and slightly thinner liquid death in fact you know a sponsor not quite liquid death not quite liquid death but a little thinner between somewhere between a red bull can and a liquid death can I would say like red bull can red bull can okay all right all right eight ounce Red Bull can with a 12 ounce height. Oh okay okay okay okay okay so I see the thickness of a Red Bull with the height of a Liquid Death. That's still a pretty nice piece. Okay I see I see. And have me okay and then what about the nut rate on these women? How often are they nutting? Do they respond like damn nice cock? Is this maybe why you have so much confidence in this? Because you have stated this as if it's a, you're

going into this as if these are unimpeachable facts that your cock is so good it ruins the possibility of you having an open and honest relationship. So I just want to get to how you came to this scenario it's It's just I was thinking about like every time I've hooked up on a first date Then it was a not long relationship for like three months to a year I stand every time that I don't then I kind of go like two or three dates Then I lose interest interesting inch and you so I'm sorry you so you so you're telling me you either fuck

on the first date or you don't fuck at all pretty much huh interesting cuz to me okay see the fact that you would think that that's your dick cuz that means that says to me potentially I think it's my dick maybe I have a shit personality but see times that I have you know late on the first day right and it makes up for it well here's the thing here's the thing we're joking around but there is something here because why why isn't it possible those girls like the girls that did fuck you on the first date just really liked your personality and that that's what your they liked you so much They fucked you on the first date, but they also liked you enough to keep dating you whereas the girls that didn't like you

It's not a shit person anything. It's a it's a it's just a compatibility thing and what you're describing is just dating dude Like it is a little weird that you don't, you've never, you know, that it's either a first date or nothing. That's maybe a little bit of a statistical anomaly here or there, but I do think that it shows a little bit of more belief in your, you know, energy drink sized cock than in your personality. Whereas the data I'm looking at, it could be either or,

you know what I mean? I guess I'm just saying don't get so down on your personality. Because it's possible that these girls just really... Because here's the thing. The girls, when they decide to fuck you on the first date, they don't know. They don't have x-ray goggles on. They don't know what's waiting for them. You know what I mean?

They're fucking you because they liked you. So I would just put that out there as a little, let's boost up your self-esteem, your personality self-esteem, even though philosophically helping a man with a big dick feel better about himself goes against everything I believe in. But because you called in, because you're a good guy,

I'll try and boost you up. So I would keep that in mind. So okay, so now we're talking. So now we've cleared that up. So that's I would just I would keep in I would keep that in mind. So okay so now we're talking so now we've cleared that up. I had sorry I had to do my due diligence you know you know we're a very thorough show here my friend. Yeah. So okay so so now you just got out of this relationship and you're trying to go on a little bit more of a little bit more of a wholesome tip and so how's it been going so far? Not great. Not great, okay.

I've gone on probably dates with five different women since. I'd say three of them. It seemed like we really hit it off after the first date and then kind of dropped off. No contact, which no water on my back is what it is these days, but other than that, yeah, it's just been kind of slow. I kind of really hate the dating apps, so. Interesting. Well, look, dude, I also think this potentially,

I mean, look, what would be different here if you weren't taking this tact? Basically, to me, it sounds like you just don't have enough data yet Right, like you might have just hit five women that Are you saying you in the past would have tried to hook up that night and maybe you would have kept dating Is that what you're saying? Or are you just saying you you've hit a patch with You just get got five in a row bad luck kind of thing

I'd say the latter. Yeah. Five bad. So if that's the case, I think you're still okay to be, all you're talking about is when you find someone you like, you'll wait at least one date not to fuck them. That's really all you're saying here, right? I don't know if I can afford it.

Yeah. Okay, let's get back to this. That's really all you're saying here, right? I don't know if I can afford it Your cock is not a fucking magic wand bro, you let me let me shake you of tooth I'm trying to big up you on your personality I'm trying to get what I'm trying to get through your thick skull is that somehow you have such a low self-esteem You're a guy with low self-esteem that was born with a big dick. And so you think the only thing that's explaining women liking you is your above average piece. I'm here to tell you that's not the case. You're thinking like a dumbass and that you should believe in yourself and that the girls that like you, like you for you and that your cock is the cherry on top.

And so here's what I'm seeing this guy's gonna get elders this guy's gonna get more and more desperate like ah none of these dates are working I don't want you pulling your cock out in the chile's parking lot man all right that's where this ends you get like you're like all right I need to get the I need to get my fucking I need to get my ace ace in the hole and then you pull your dick through your dungarees you pull your dick out of the zipper That's not gonna be it dude. That's not gonna do it. You can afford it You've just been on a fucking slow streak here, and you know that happens five. You know five in a row sucks But that's just that's the game brother like sometimes. Just don't hit it off there

I have a question the girls that that you've gotten into a relationship with that you've fucked all of them on the first date, how much of it, like, you know, how or why did you get into a relationship with them instead of just like, keep dating them? Did you just kind of like backslide into sort of a relationship? That's a good point.

Just because you're just going with the flow or something and cause they'll fuck you. Right. And you're like, yeah, fuck it. That's more low self-esteem behavior. Yeah. Cause you've described it as you have no agency here where it's like, well I fucked these girls,

I knocked the bottom out of their pussy, and then I just let them date me as long as they decide to. Right. You know what I mean? Is that what's going on here? Maybe a little bit of that, if I'm being honest. Yeah. Yeah. And look, you are.

You are. It is a lot of like hook up and then just like end up hanging out frequently. Sure. That and it just kind of happens. So and like you are 26. Yeah, that's fine. That's normal. We're not over here judging that that but it's more of like

have how about this that's here's a question to ask have you broken off any of these these like situationship slash relationship things i have you have okay so maybe maybe that's not that doesn't really fall into i mean i would say i would say that's a very accurate statement besides like one or two of them So gotcha gotcha. Yeah, I see okay, so for the most part. We're right here How are these fuck on the first dates dates going like what do you just get?

Just as drunk as fuck as fast as you can and try to get to know pussy pretty much or what's the vibe? No, I mean a few times. It's like yeah, we're out partying and stuff But it's not like fucking blackout drunk and sure Eldest is I'll just ask you of you date how he dated in his early 20s Just get as drunk as you can 23 year old And then drive home drunk and get your dick sucked and then drive home drunk to your family's house in the suburbs Dodge a DUI up 83 Fuck

We've gotten lucky. Okay so So yeah, dude, honestly, you're coming through with too much belief in your dick and too little belief in yourself. That's my diagnosis here, is that we have a bit of a self-esteem issue overall. Because if you're basically just letting, it's not about, and listen, I can relate to this, right? So I find, until very recently, anytime I went on a date with someone, I looked at it

as I have to impress this person not I have to get to know this person and see if we're compatible and I think that's maybe the number one key for you is I would You know my hunch is on some level you were kind of looking at it as I want to impress this person I want them to like me a little bit of a little you know maybe some people like people pleasing stuff and maybe that's the first shift in your thinking that I would suggest is like it's not about getting this girl to like you, it's about seeing if you have some kind of connection. And you will by the way dude like that's just you just got to play the numbers and you just

got to can't get you can't get down on yourself, you know And here's yeah, and here's how you got to like reframe the dates to like, you know I mean this in the most toxic masculinity way possible You know, this is a red pill corner You really got to think of dates is like, you know I'm taking busy time out of my schedule to go on dates with these girls and you know you're you're 26 that's probably not true but you really got to think of it as like you know I'm not gonna I'm not gonna you know ride out a long-ass

date until I can maybe get like pussy on the first date or something you just got to treat the dates like keep it to keep the first few dates to a weeknight date low-key after work or something yeah I would have it off at two or three drinks and like you know leave them wanting more brother and that's how you like you need to like really internalize that and it's like hey man you don't need this pussy you don't need these bitches out here I'm with you until this last part I was with you eldest except for the toxic masculinity framing and then you're I'm with you until this last part. Eldest p- I was with you, Eldest.

Except for the toxic masculinity framing. And then you're fucking, you don't need these whores pep talk. You're inimical to the powers of pussy, dude. You don't need that shit. So let's not lie to ourselves, either. You do have to lie to yourself on some level, though, honestly. No, I think you- Not lie to yourself, but you know what I'm saying.

Like, you gotta fucking, you know, it's like, yeah, this date isn't about just like getting straight to fucking. Like you just gotta be like, hey, I'm in no rush. I'm not pressed to fuck. That's fair. I just gotta, you know, we'll have a couple drinks, see how the vibes are.

And if it's good, I'll try to set something else up. And if not- Yeah. No, I agree with what I was saying in this sense, but that like that Yes, look at it more as like don't don't like because there's we also sense a little bit of This is getting you down a little too much that you've gone over five Huh? It's definitely not don't get that. Well, you know, I mean, I think it's going 0 for 5 is

a no connection, no pussy can be a little tough. So just like, keep the I like the idea of like, you know, the first couple dates, like Elders is saying, it's kind of a low pressure thing. It's like go out for a couple happy hour, you know, go out for 2 or 3

drinks max, and then have shit to do, and be like, had a great time, you can text a little bit, meet up, and then if it feels like the vibes are good, then the third date can become like, let's really spend some time and get to know each other, and then if the vibes are right,

we pull out the fucking, we pull out the Deal Sealer, AKA, seven inches of pain. you know what I'm saying yeah sounds good