Stavvy's World - Bonus #84 - Benny Feldman [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: July 11, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Benny Feldman joins the pod to discuss his Tourette's, how psychedelics made his condition worse, eating bugs, his love for adult toys, and much more. Benny and Stav help callers including a man whose wife is grossed out after finding his spunk in the shower drain, and a heartbroken 22-year-old who's wondering if she should pierce her nips after a breakup. See Benny Feldman live on tour!! Buy tickets at https://bennyfeld.com/ Follow Benny Feldman on social media: https://bennyfeld.com/https://www.instagram.com/feldfrog/https://tiktok.com/@feldfrog    https://www.youtube.com/@feldfrog   https://twitter.com/Feldfrog Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

My wife she installed a hair catcher in the shower because their hair was clogging up the drain and I thought it was a good idea all fine and dandy So it's catching all the air up didn't think of it, but did find out that's that's where I jack off There's a situation where all of my cum fused with the hair and the shower drain and created this disgusting mess that when she went to clean out her hair she just wasn't really happy about it. Sure. So it's been about a week now and she still kinda brings it up about how gross it is and she can't believe I did that and you know, I just don't know what to tell her and I kind of want it to just be over with.

So I'm not doing that in there anymore. But what can I do, what can I say to kind of get her off my back? That whole situation and move on from it. But anyways, looking forward to hearing from you and I appreciate that. Thanks. Yeah, that's tough, man. I mean, you probably should have cleaned the cum yourself,

right? I started collecting them in jars, dude. Yeah. A little hairy cum. A little bit of you, a little bit of her, a little bit of you, dude. it's our son start fucking putting little shoes on it preserving formaldehyde yeah well you know that's disgusting because we've all we've all seen how cum reacts to water so it must be just those little fucking globules of the stickiest elements of cum

I wonder though do you guys use those shower drains cuz like Sometimes when I'm done in the shower it'll be like hair mixed with shampoo And that's not that different from cum and it's like yeah You know I just take sounds like this guy's coming a lot though sounds like he was like I jack off there a bunch Well, it sounds like it happened one time just once. Yeah interesting just like to have her there also in the shower What's what's happening? Yeah understand they probably not fucking the way they used to and now she's taking his jack-off shower I Fucking the way they used to and now she's taking his jack-off shower. I

Mean she her being this annoying about this is kind of crazy. Yeah, I mean whatever people jack off for Christ's sake Yeah, it's like it happened once. I mean, yes, you don't want to clean up come you don't want to surprise come It's never a good thing There is no scenario where you see get come on you in any way and you don't want it there. Unless you really want it, it's bad always. I admit that. Even in the context of your own home with your husband. It is crazy that it does that with water. Do you remember like the first time you were like, you're like, whoa, I fully thought this would wash down the drain.

Right, right, right. This sucks. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. That's a bunch of bullshit. Like whoa, I fully thought this would wash down the drain Absolutely, that's why you gotta be that's why tissues and napkins are such a you know, that's why If you shower in oil, yes No, it is water based for sure, but I think I mean I think it's kind of like a protein protein, I mean water is definitely in it yeah look up the fucking chemical the chemical composition of g's what's in common cast semen contains citric acid free amino acids fructose enzymes phosphorous phosphoro coli

oh that's what I thought it was prosto gland and potassium and zinc interesting interesting very very interesting stuff which really helps us out I mean look how do you get how do you get your fucking annoying wife to get off your back about a little jizz down the drain high fr fructose cum. I don't know. I mean, I'm not, you're the only married man here, Aldis. What would happen, you know, what would you do if you got caught jacking off? This is interesting. I mean, I mean, my wife does complain that I never clean the shower drain.

So I do feel for this guy. And if there was cum, it probably wouldn't be a good situation Now now she's annoyed I could see like come making her right that's true. What's the context here? You know what I mean? Like did you clean before can you be an overall because this seems like a You could de-escalate it by being a cleaner guy in general potentially It's a We shit on them and then we give them real advice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we end with shitting on them again.

I mean, yeah, for a start, definitely clean it out after every single time you take a shower. Right. And you know, just get a paper towel, wipe it up on the inside if it's the kind of thinking of. Then she might think you're jacking off in there. Then she might think you're jacking off in there. Then she might think you're jacking off and getting rid of the evidence. Oh, start putting hair thickener in her shampoo so she loses less hair. Loses less hair. Yeah, yeah. Trying to, if they, that way it's just your cum.

She doesn't have to worry about. Or start cumming in her shampoo. And that way, how about the, oh, here's what you do. She'll be like, My hair's looking great. You come in her shampoo and you start showering in a different, in the other bathroom. And then she finds, come in there, now she's like, wait, maybe it was my shampoo doing this the whole time.

Maybe it wasn't the jizz. Little does she know you've been adding jizz to her shampoo. Gaslighter after you've already come clean. Until she just believes the far-fetched logic. I don't think it makes a lot of fucking sense, Elvis. But yeah, I don't know. What would you do? Let's say you were in the dog house for being a dirty boy.

You would just have to clean more, right? I don't know what I would do. Honestly, I probably wouldn't do much differently to be perfectly honest I would just like chuckle it off every time she brings it Like gotta do what you gotta do say something like that. You know give her give her this kind of energy You know she'll get over it But you know I think I think just do that just let it blow over for a couple more weeks take take the lumps and yeah I mean how long

do you say was it says two weeks two weeks yeah I mean if she's still talking about this a one full month later it's like come on what the fuck do you want the fuck yeah all right you got me you? Yeah, true. What the fuck? All right. You got me. You don't do anything annoying. It's weird if she's still complaining after a month and divorce her divorce.