Stavvy's World - Bonus #85 - Kush Brothers Vol. 12: Kush Nephews #1 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld The boys take over the Bad Friends studio for the first installment of the LA chronicles! Dear friend of the show Jamel Johnson and Stavvy Baby Enterprises consigliere Ben O'Brien return to the pod for Kush Nephews, an offshoot of Kush Brothers in the absence of staple JP "Hollywood" McDade, who checks in as he's denied entry to the Roast of Tom Brady. Jamel, Ben, and Stav cover important news including a teacher who was caught making out with a 5th grader, and a dude with a really huge Johnson. The boys help callers including a guy who wants to hang out one-on-one with his girlfriend's female friend, and a man who stole thousands from his wife to buy Bitcoin. Watch JP McDade's special JP MCDADE: IN BROOKYLN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TOXFM3t1M Follow Jamel Johnson on social media:  https://www.instagram.com/broccolihousehttps://twitter.com/NonProfitComic Check out Ben O'Brien's beautiful creative direction at stavvy.biz and Stav's accounts. Follow Ben on social media: https://www.instagram.com/benfobrien/ https://twitter.com/benfobrien Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdadehttps://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

I just want to know if I'm making a weird decision here or not and I wanted to do advice Quick context. I'm 25. My girlfriend's 24 We've been together for about five years now. We live together. We talk about future together all this She has this friend whose company I quite like yes, and I do have to admit this friend is attractive But I'm not attracted to her. I have known of various intentions with any of this. Nice. But I really like this friend's company. And her and the friend have been friends for about a year now.

She comes around the house pretty frequently, a couple times a week, has dinner, watches a movie, plays some games with us. Sure, sure. And I want to hang out with just her sometimes. Not all the time. Oh, not all, just like one night. Just one night. She's not into him. I want to hang out with My girlfriend has to go do something for like a half hour something or she's I just love hanging out with his friend. She's both sweet and I smoke weed my girlfriend doesn't

Is it weird if I ask yes to just hang out with her Like not specifically And it was just gonna be the two of us and we're gonna you know go get a few drinks or something Drainage weird because again, I don't have any nefarious intentions whatsoever Okay, I'm not attracted to this girl's talk to but I'm not attracted to her This guy sounds like fucking JP McDade to me Volume 1. This guy sounds like fucking JP McDade to me. He's a piece of shit. JP would do some shit like this. This is some shit JP McDade would do.

I hate that evil motherfucker. Fuck you dude. Don't practice the speech you're going to give your girl. You clear, I have never heard anyone wanna fuck someone more than you wanna fuck this woman. It's for real. I mean, what am I, a fucking baby? You're gonna fucking come in here and tell me you have no nefarious purposes?

She is attractive, but I'm not attracted to her. That's the craziest one. I just like being around her all the time. I just like being around her. Is it weird to ask that? You try it, pal. Float it to your girlfriend, see what she says. What the fuck?

What the fuck are you talking about? What if this was the opposite situation? You want your girlfriend? He's like, oh, perfect. Yeah, she can hang out with my friend and I'll hang out with her friend. You just want to fuck her friend. It's one of those things where if it's like you can make friends with people

But if it's not if you're asking this question, the answer is no, that's a great point If if it was just an organic, oh, we're actual friends thing. It wouldn't be that weird But but they do both like smoking weed You know people when they smoke weed, they don't cheat on their girlfriends. It's just that they have fucking stuff in common. That's so true. Yeah, I mean this is like, think about it. This is one of the fucking craziest... I'm like mad this guy would ask us this.

I like a few drinks. Yeah, get a few drinks Get two drinks just me and eldest Are you talking about you're describing dates Fuck that's this guy pisses me off. This wasn't even like which we have got this before too And it is obviously bullshit, but this isn't even like, I feel like I have like no female friendships or something. You know, I'm wondering if I like, you know,

should I make, try to make friends with girls or some shit. It's like, you know, one specific person that he sees all the time. Like the way he described her, I like her so much more than his girlfriend. Yeah, right, right, right. Just in the way he described her, I like her so much more than his girlfriend. Yeah, right, right, right. Just in the way that his energy. We didn't get one positive remark about his girlfriend.

He wasn't like, in fact, it feels like my girlfriend is my world. I love her more than anything. I just get along with this girl. He also didn't even say he was attracted to his girlfriend. Right, right. And the fact that you were like twice told that she was attractive.

You didn't say I'm not attracted to her, which you could have said. You could have said I'm not attracted to this girl even if she was hot. But you said, now she is objectively attractive. I'm not attracted to her though. The best part too is that she's nice to him cause she's his girlfriend.

She's being nice, she feels safe in the home of her friend and her boyfriend. Yes, imagine, if you actually wanna be friends with her, imagine betraying her trust like this. Like, oh, we got a good thing going. Let's go get a couple whiskey sours. What? Also, this is like, I think the waitress

is into me on steroids. This is like, I have a connection with my girlfriend's friend. Yeah, cause she thinks you're, the only men in her life that don't try and fuck her are most relatives and most friends' boyfriends. And she thinks you're one of the guys that's not trying to fuck her. And you think we're fucking stupid enough that you are gonna ask her this,

and then, oh, you're gonna discover after a couple times hanging out that, oh, wait a second, I mean, we just get along so great and should I date her? Oh, I never thought about this. I just wanted to smoke weed with her. You can't find a male friend you smoke with to smoke weed with you.

Fuck you! You pissed me off! This guy sucks so much, Dick. And it's what it is. Well, you said, Jamel, which we say all the time, don't lie to us. Don't lie to us. We are your defense attorneys.

Exactly, man. You're spitting in my eye line to me like this. Yeah, you come with us with this mess? I don't know how the knife got there. Yeah, exactly. I don't know where the blood came from. You tell us you want to fuck her, and we'll tell you how to do it.

No, we won't. Yeah, maybe not. You know, we'll do something. But just get the fuck out of here. And don't hit your boys to smoke weed now. You need to quit smoking weed, pal. You're done. You're out of the Kush nephew. You're not a Kush nephew. You're not a Kush nephew. Unless you call back and admit you just want to fuck her. Then you get that and we'll let you back in.

I would have respected that more, like, if you were just like, hey, I am a little attracted to her. I'm conflicted because I want more female friendships and it would be cool to be friends with her, but. Am I just deluding myself and I just wanna fuck her? Yeah, give us something. But to be so defensive the whole way through. Nothing nefarious. Nothing nefarious.

Well, you say nefarious twice in one message. Attractive but not attracted to her. I'm gonna kill this guy. I'm going the opposite way with my girlfriend's friends where I'm just looking for all the, obviously like, I'm just having a good time just going over their flaws. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Absolutely. Yeah, get close with your girl, be like, God, she's such a bitch sometimes. I mean, I like her. But, why is she acting ugly such a fucking cunt That's good. That's what a good boyfriend would do That's a good boyfriend

Bog with her through mocking her friend because women love that women love tearing each other down. It's kind of one of the only things they understand on an intuitive basis right guys basis. Right guys?