Stavvy's World - Bonus #87 - Greg Stone and Anthony Devito [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: August 2, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Greg Stone and Anthony Devito return to the pod to explore the complicated mind of Greg, give Greg a chance to kush out, put him in no-talking penalty box multiple times, and much more. Greg, Anthony and Stav help callers including a man who’s extremely insecure after learning that his wife’s ex has a bigger hog than him, and a fat dude who humiliated himself after clogging the toilet at his girlfriend’s family’s house on Christmas morning. Watch Greg Stone’s special NOBODY PRESENTS out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NhFKH5779c Follow Greg Stone on social media: https://www.gregfstone.com/ https://twitter.com/GregStone_ http://instagram.com/gregfstone https://www.facebook.com/GregStonecomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@GregStonecomedy Follow Anthony Devito on social media: http://www.anthonydevitocomedy.com/ http://www.facebook.com/1260596015 https://twitter.com/AnthonyDeVito_ http://instagram.com/comediananthonydevito https://www.youtube.com/@comediananthonydevito Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

I've got a good case of Dick envy going on in my brain right now I'm in a great relationship right now been in love for about a year now and You know this girl's amazing but recently I've Been very insecure about the size of my dick but you haven't had too much in the past with with other girls like Obviously like any other guys kind of wish it was a little bigger, but what can you do?

But it's great. I mean, yeah, our sex is amazing, but I recently found out that her ex's dick is bigger than mine Why I asked that question you don't know that would be a better answer but anyways so that kind of sent me for a loop I got thinking like oh shit like you know this guy this guy's got one leg up on me maybe literally a third leg up on me yeah so then I started thinking all these all these things like I can't get out of my head that I'm not good enough for maybe she doesn't she just doesn't tell me yada yada yada It's not anything that that's her responsibility, but having a hard time getting over it

What the hell do you about that uh... and it's pretty stupid in the rational because specially because like corrects is kind of dickhead and injury very well so as well as we obviously i mean i'm a better guy but uh... i'm thinking like

really stupid shit in my head like oh god she's she's in a bunch of guys that bigger dicks than me so Yeah, even talking about I realize how stupid it is, but it's good I can't stop take it out of my head, so what do I do stop it? Thank you I mean this is in some ways. This is the best gift She can ever give you because you were walking around life Like she hasn't fucked guys with bigger dicks than you. Yeah, this is one of those now. You're free, right? It's like it's like the Buddhist thing of desire is the root of all suffering sure thinking you don't have the smallest dick your girlfriend

Your girlfriend has ever fucked. That's the root of all suffering. Yes me. I'm over here in fact I I dated her once who told me a guy had a smaller dick than like one of her ex had a smaller dick and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I was like you fucked a guy with a smaller dick than me? It was truly comical, right? So once you accept that you are at the bottom of the penis food chain, that's true freedom. You have nothing left to lose. You're literally just, I'm a little dick monk

on the top of a mountain. I don't need food, I don't need water, I don't need anything, and that's how you have to exist. I mean, this is asking, can you imagine asking? Was your ex's dick bigger than mine? I can't even fathom doing that. Go ahead Greg. I'm just gonna say this. Right? You're worried that she, her exes have something better than you. She's with you. You're better. So whatever whatever that is whatever that is man, right? Like I used to do a bit on stage You know, it's a great bit

but Pull it up Elvis is it I get it going my wife is not like with me because I'm a fuck machine You're funny. I'm nice. I'm sweet. I'm gonna go to Greenland of sexuality if need be you won't go there God knows Sexuality if need be she won't go there God Like you're like you what you are as a package is fucking awesome, and I can hear it in his voice You know this guy's worried like oh, maybe she's like like he has a secret. You know it's like she found out the secret Yeah, I have a small dick. It's like who gives a fuck dude. This is really tough though because it's one of those things that You asked for it. You know what I mean like yeah It's those things that you asked for it. You know what I mean? Like yeah It's one thing so you asked for it

She probably doesn't even give a fuck. She's like course She always like even this conversation is sort of an hour weird afterthought Yeah, and you it has just been bouncing around his head and he's probably like she can't ask him. What's wrong, right? He can't be like yeah, your ex-boyfriend bigger dick than me And it's been fucking bound. It's been killing me for months died because of this probably I think you're right. That's like that's how fucked up that thing men become sure that's where that road leads I mean this But I think that's some real shit

this is he but I think that's some real shit you're vacillating to be like there is a good I think you're actually right but I mean you know where I really feel some pain in this the X he knows the X had a bigger dick than him mm-hmm and he got to treat her bad yeah this guy has a normal or small dick and he's nice to her. There is a level of faith in that. This is Red Pill Sula yet again. In Elvis's mind, a positive is treating the woman you love poorly. By the way, he's a sweet husband.

One of the sweetest in his relationship. Anyone listening when Elvis goes Red Pill, don't. The way he got his wife was a wonderful woman is by treating her very nicely I'm not justifying it. I'm saying but it's like a very thank you great He got to do like he like, his, let me rephrase that for you. He got to watch Indiana Jones instead of go to bed on time. He got to break curfew by being a big dick bad boy. But let me say this, the dick didn't, she, they broke up cause he sucked.

Right. The big dick didn't help. And she went, I'ma go with the nice guy that beats everything. Unless this guy's an asshole too, maybe you don't know. No, I think he's quite nice. He seems sweet. So yeah, I mean, it's hard to even give advice here

because this is one of those things that you just, this is so funny. Women are gonna hear this and be like, Jesus Christ, men are so weak. But are gonna hear this and be like Jesus Christ. Yeah, so weak Yeah, but like you it's it's kind of like like I remember when a girl was dating Well, you know we were on to get off again, and she just kind of made a funny Little comment about how she fucked one guy whose dick was so like or she looked at the guy whose dick was too big She didn't fuck him, right?

That was like Jesus this guy's just trying to fit into your pussy right and he can't fucking do it and they just call it quits and then it's like and I'm like all right I'll just slide right in here and no ish I'll move side to side in this pussy and this motherfucker he was like that literally just took me and we weren't even like boyfriend or we were like, it was a girl I was hooking up with on again, off again, and just that, it's like I just don't want to know. And that took me a couple days to get over.

And like women are going to hear this and be like, Jesus Christ, men are weak. But yes, this is like hearing a tragedy, right? Like this is like, you just, it's a don't ask, don't tell policy on shit like this. You don't, you don't ask how many people your fucking partner is fucked. You don't ask how big you don't ask to rank where my dick is Cuz you're not gonna like the answer man You're not gonna like the answer when he says that though what I see is I go Oh, he's just at that part of his life true He's like, oh, I still think this is the thing that That's fair. You know, he's not we were all past that.

We all had that. Yeah. That's what I'm saying, though. Right. Remember, remembering that part of life. And I'm saying like, it is kind of like telling somebody like, oh, man, I would never go through, you know, college exams again. Or you know, there's a better example.

It's like seeing a baby teething and you're like, this is going to be painful, little buddy. But eventually you'll have a nice set of chompers to eat solid food with. And that's what I'm saying here is that there is no answer. There's just letting that punch you in the stomach. And feel your feelings in the most therapy speak, as if we're talking about the death of a loved one.

And I'm sorry to everyone who's just realizing how pathetic men are about their dicks. But yes, that is the case, man. There's no good answer. You just have to get over it. And like Greg says, that's a part of your life. I used to be so worried about my little ass dick, and now so many women have seen my tiny, disgusting little

penis. And it doesn't. It's great. No one is mad about it. We didn't know that's not a big deal. It's like there's so many other, and he seems like a guy, you're gonna be a good guy. You know what I mean?

He seems like a guy who you're like, we're your future. Yeah, we were you at one point. He's gonna kill himself now? This only ends three ways. This only ends with him leaving a great girl, getting over it, or killing himself. This is the only three ways this ends. So I'm excited to see which way this goes. Spin that wheel, brother.