Stavvy's World - Bonus #88 - Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: August 9, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez join the pod to discuss how you can be vegan and still fat, toxic personality traits that run generations deep, being emotionally guarded and closing your heart off to love, being a former fatty, MMA and jiu-jitsu training, their romantic fates, how they’ll probably live together forever, and much more. Mike, Diego and Stav help callers including a 47-year-old poly dork who’s wondering why his friends who are married with kids don’t relate to him anymore, and a dude who was dumped by a chick and wondering if he can finesse it into a threeway. Check out Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez’s podcast A Little Time: https://www.patreon.com/alittletimepod Follow Mike Abrusci on social media: https://www.instagram.com/mikeabrusci https://twitter.com/mikeabrusci https://www.tiktok.com/@mikeabrusci   Follow Diego Lopez on social media: https://www.instagram.com/thisdiegolopez https://twitter.com/thisdiegolopez https://www.youtube.com/user/diegolowpez Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hey, I got one for you. I'm a 47 no kids and then I'm about a decade 47 no kids and then polyamorous for about a decade Oh My friends and the last one was for Jimmy from mutual friend as I'm a good shabari rooftop and she's 25 All this is fantastic. No drama. No issues. I basically Engineered my life. They have a few responsibilities to give me as much time to pursue other fun hobbies my problem is When I hang out with my OG normally friends

They've gone the route of like married with kids or if they don't have kids or happy being homebody There's no judgment. I'm happy for them and the choices they made Just can't relate to that much anymore for them and the choices they made. Sounds like you. I just can't relate to them much anymore. They don't want to hear about my escapades even when PG related. Feel like I have to hide this big part of myself around them.

Right. It's not like when they ask me what I've been up to, I lead with, oh, I took my trans girlfriend Daniel Virginia last week, or I gave someone their first rope suspension experience. But like when they bring up relationships, I feel like it's appropriate to bring up being excited about a new partner They just don't seem interested. They kind of make me feel a bit judged. Sure

I mean these aren't work buddies and people I've known for 30 years in some cases like over 40 years Feel like I should be able to share with them. I've got like a whole day coming up with these guys How would you handle this? This is hilarious. So this guy, this is interesting because we didn't talk about this when we talk about our three futures, right? This is a guy who's, he said he's what, how old is this? 45? 47. 47 and he's got, he's been Polly for a while. Three partners. Three partners, which I guess it is true, sometimes in this guy's case he's not poly he's getting pussy okay yeah he doesn't have long discussions he has

girlfriends who are okay with him not yeah committing you know what I mean like this isn't like it's not like a cuz I've met poly people who are in like a committed relationship we're just like kind of like look we're just not as uptight about sex like if they fuck someone every once in a while I relationship, we're just like, kind of like, look, we're just not as uptight about sex. Like if they fuck someone every once in a while, I get it, we're both people, they line up in that way, but they still are kind of building away. This guy kind of is in like a,

this is Peter Pan mode to the extreme. And by the way, your friends are kind of right. Yeah, that's the thing. He's like, I'm 47, they don't want to hear about my three girlfriends, and I'm like, what you're doing is weird. It's abnormal, it's not the thing. I'm 47. They don't want to hear about my three girlfriends and I'm like what you're doing is weird It's abnormal it's not the norm and maybe there is and and maybe there is a hint of jealousy, right? Oh Because yeah

It's it's hard having a family sometimes having kids too and getting just like random pussy and just like not have any like I I engineered around my hobby Yeah, it's like look You've made you you figured out a life that you like that sounds kind of fun, right? Yeah, but there are downsides and one of the big downsides is you're a fucking weirdo to a lot of people Yeah, right. It's like bracelets Absolutely, it's like being a guy who's like look there's some people not many some people can do heroin and be fine Yeah, right. Yeah, they just can they can be functional on like heroin or pills or whatever

I don't want to hear about it. Hey man good for you Yeah, it would kill me if I get heroin every day if I stay if I did if I took Xanax every time I felt like taking Xanax My life would be over. Yeah, and but I don't want to fucking hear about you being a pillhead and you have kind of You're just a weird fucking guy. Yeah Like yeah, they're gonna judge you a little bit and it's like if you So he makes he's put it all on them, right? Yeah, they're being fucking weird They don't want to hear about all the all you know tying up my trans

Girlfriends like okay. Yeah Like what do you have to fucking offer other than getting pussy it comes with the territory? Oh you want everything right you want to get pussy Yeah, all these no responsibilities no judgment I'm here and you want to gloat to your friends, but you're basically about it. They won't let me fucking gloat like If these guys are like in 12 years, they're like Seeing my son graduate and go to college and learn things and love and respect me feel like when you're 70 Yeah, and they have a beautiful rich life Yeah, do you want them to come to your fucking do you want them to come to your fucking like weird hot pussy? But yeah, you know what I mean and be like, oh man, you know, what's awesome the love of grandchildren

That would be a dick move on their part. Yeah, like it's like don't don't you have anything else to fucking discuss with them? He's like hey my dog hates it when I rub his nose in his shit You're going over there be like, you know, my I'm 47 and my my girlfriend is a 25 year old rope top. Yeah That might get his diarrhea What kind of lube do you guys use when you get pegged you go water based? You grow apart from people man, yeah If you played like high school, there's a, when I was 16,

all I thought of was playing basketball. I played with my church lead, you know what I mean? I was past being able to play in high school, but I played all the time, all I cared about was hoops. I would talk about the NBA with my friends nonstop, right? I don't fucking, I can't talk to them. Like, me and, okay, at 16, me and a professional basketball Non-stop, right? I don't fucking I can't talk to them at like I don't mean okay I care at 16 me and a professional basketball and a guy who grew up to be a professional basketball player

Thought about basketball the exact same. Yeah. Yeah, right when I was 16 I thought about basketball as much as like Blake Griffin, right? Right like friend of the show Blake Griffin, right? And so and there was a time where we were both the same, but then you know what happened? I stayed five seven. He went to the fucking NBA and me and him, you know, I could talk to him about it a little bit

because I'm a fan, but I don't know the intricacies of basketball. You decided to stay a pussy getter. Now the difference is the social credit of being a pro athlete and a guy who gets pussy deep into his 40s flips. Yeah Here's the other problem. It's not cool to get pussy when you're 47. It just isn't man. That's a dark path Yeah, have you ever seen the guy who's like in his 40s or 50s and he thinks he's Jack Nicholson Like wearing sunglasses at the bar with the open shirt trying to fuck 25 year olds and you're like, get out of here.

Showing the hostess is like crypto. Look, I'm up big time, baby. Doing a song no one knows at karaoke. He's singing like a Bruce Springsteen beat cut because he saw it live when it came out and everyone's like, do my chemical romance. Yeah, yeah. Like being a guy who continues to get pussy deep into his, he's starting to be in his fifties, right? Yeah. And having 25 year old girlfriends, you are a dork. You're a pussy dork.

We talked about this so much, how people get so dorky about sex, it makes it so lame. Yeah, that happens a lot with poly people. It's like, this is the greatest threat to my existence where I'm like, it's only fun being the four horny fat guy so long. I need a shift. And I think it's going to be uncle, maybe have, you know, also like having a family, like it stops getting, you know, it stops getting like cool and like fulfilling after a while. You got to move into gambling. That's what the pivots are. Yeah, yeah, I could, I do, I do like gambling. a while. You gotta move into gambling. That's what the pivot

I do That is fun, yeah gamblers like treat themselves to pussy for old times sake They'll buy a high-end like uh, you know, they'll buy a high-end call girl Like if they hit a big or something, yeah, you're you get rich betting on like women's college softball Combine horniness with gambling. Exactly. Like it's a real two for one special. Yeah.

Yes. So anyway, that's what you've done. You've become a pussy dork. You've sucked all the coolness out of getting pussy and that's fine. You just have to be, you know, you just have to admit that. All that pussy homework and fucking. Doing pussy homework of doing pussy homework

Calendar yeah, you gotta do your fucking poly spreadsheet By whom every other Thursday yeah, yeah, oh no I'm sorry. I can't go to your mom's funeral because I have to go have sex with my 25 year old trans girlfriend On the schedule and it probably feels good to bust Feels good to fuck them. I get that. It really does.

But it's like, that's the rest of your life has to be. And again, I will flip it on him where he's like, they don't care about my shit at all. They can't, but you can't relate to them either. What do you talk about? What's the middle ground here? Cause like a relationship, just talking about only, only like dating. Yeah, dude,, it gets old and by the way, I hate to break it to you 50 dating 25 is weird It's kind of fucking weird. You know

He can't even date 30 year old yeah, that's you know what I mean like absolutely you guys he's like Well, you know, it's actually a lot cheaper for my girlfriend to rent a car now Once a while But it's like come on man, you're talking of course your married friends find it weird It's if you can think of fucking girls that age you're gonna be 60 fucking girls You're gonna have you're gonna have you're gonna be dating people the age of their children. Yeah, yeah certain point It's like that's gonna be weird for them It also has to be weird for the married couple where like, you know, let's say they're you know, they're married They have fights and also this buddy comes in goes I've been fucking these two strangers. I'm like

Facebook message in my fucking former friend from high school It's a sensitive subject put them all on an island I say I mean you're effectively poly Diego no there's no commitment I can't be poly well you're in a lot of low commitment relationships

he does have sex with a lot of women that do have boyfriends that's how separated I am Boyfriends no some do some maybe Problem it is so funny. Oh, yeah, it is so funny. We do have some things in common in our dating It feels good to have gotten successful enough to fuck like a hot guy I love hearing you talk about this man You're like what is like dark at the very the speed of the juice now. I'll tell you the Swedish juice some other guys

And here woman be like my husband really loves your Polly a poly husband and they fuck Diego that's the nightmare this fucking ripped guy really It's like, you know, yeah, I'm giving my best It's not abs and fucking you know MMA dick, you know, you get you dick. No, youjitsu dick. I'm not putting that pussy in a kimura. What else we got all this? So anyway, good for you for getting pussy, but look, it's a fact of life. You're not going to get a pat on the back forever.

Find some things to relate to your fucking friends about. Yeah, button your shirt up probably.