Stavvy's World - Bonus #89 - Adam Gilbert [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: August 16, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Adam Gilbert joins the pod to discuss who he attracts on dating apps, being a relationship guy, when he was roommates with his bachelor dad, getting wasted at sushi restaurants, being ordained, getting his pic taken with teens in Bed-Stuy, and much more. Adam and Stav help callers including a guy whose proposal got screwed after his girlfriend suspected him of cheating, and a woman who wants to know Stav's skincare routine. Follow Adam Gilbert on social media: https://www.instagram.com/adamgcomedy https://x.com/adamgcomedy Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

I'm 36 years old. I've been with my green friend for six years Love of my life. We're crazy about each other So much so that we're I'm gonna ask her to marry me I know it's just an engagement ring. I got the mock-up from the jeweler after I put down the deposit It looks gorgeous. So excited for it to get made The other day a friend of ours had texted a photo of an outing of all of us together. My girlfriend wanted to see the photo. So I hand her my phone. She opens up my, you know, phone, photo app or whatever to look at it. I realized immediately after handing

it to her that I have these photos of these engagement rings I'm getting for her recently in my photos. Don't want her to see it. don't want to spoil the surprise so I kind of freak out and snatched my phone back. Oh no! In retrospect as I'm sure you can imagine how that looked and how she perceived that now she's suspicious of me thinking I'm going around behind her back or you know something weird in my photos that I didn't want her to see not an engagement ring So let me know stop it. I don't want to surprise Yeah, but also I don't want her to think that I'm fucking cheating on her so yeah, thanks a lot

What ex what could explain wanting to snatch? That is really tough cuz in the moment like as soon as it hits you Yeah, you need to like go for it immediately, but you got to be calm like oh Can I see that real quick actually I forgot to do something Yeah, just like make my thing up forgot to do something I mean if he snatched it that's bad like you got to at least like stay collected look the moments gone Yeah, yes, what he should have done was pull the fucking fire alarm or whatever You know what I mean he should have like it he should like pretended to trip and knock her over

Yeah, I would have squeezed my arm and went 911 yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah pretend to faint Foam at the mouth pop some tums in your shit. Yeah Um, I mean it sucks cuz it's just one snatch even the lamest thing that would have came to his mind Would have been like something the fact that it's like already after the fact. It's like Festering and it's just weird how long until you you propose by the way This honestly just might be grounds to move up the proposal like yeah Yeah, that's the only way out of it.

Yeah, propose tomorrow. As soon as she says yes, I'm like, this is the photo I didn't want you to see. Yeah, then it becomes kind of fun. The quicker you propose, the quicker this actually becomes a really fun, charming story. Yeah. And by the way, if you're a guy who is cheating

on your girlfriend and you snatch the phone so she doesn't see tits someone else sent you the way out is also to propose This actually this guy's actually helped guys cheating You propose then worry about it later if you're that guy Absolutely, but yeah you actually You just got a fucking like yeah, let, okay, let's think about some potential. What could get you out of this? One thing that immediately pops to mind is like, Eldest sent me a picture of his nuts.

That's what I was gonna say. But you gotta do that fast, you know what I mean? Like, look, I'm so sorry, he sent me a picture of his cock. I should've deleted it, but I wanted to save it to like blackmail him with later I don't want you to look at his dick. Yeah, that's what you should have done immediately. That's good or or I Blame it on the group chat And just be like oh they sent this joke over that I don't really like and I don't really like that stuff So I deleted it and I didn't want you to see it. But it's a picture.

You know what I mean? He would have had to save it. I guess the same is true of you. But it's like he took a picture of his dick with my phone. It's like I'm sorry the boys send a meme of Hitler saying the N-word. And the N-word's written on it. I didn't want you to feel... I know that just looks and sounds bad obviously. I saved it so I know to avoid it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't...the only thing I would say that you have is my boy took a picture of his cock with my phone to fuck with me. But you gotta be...oh here we go. Bigger secret. My sister sent me this picture of a positive pregnancy test. She didn't want anybody to know. So I... Yeah, it did. But you would gossip with your girl, wouldn't you?

I guess if you're about to get engaged. That's true, that could buy him some time. But family is the one thing that could buy you a little time. Yeah. But dude, you just gotta get engaged, bro. I think you gotta just... You gotta get engaged. There's... Because even the other things

It's like oh wow after three weeks you came up with a good excuse It's like the damage is done. Yeah, like oh remember that girl You saw me come out of the movie theater with she's my physical therapist actually I ran into her there after and she I was you know whatever like you're you're Like you're, you're fucked. Like she's helping me watch movies again. Yeah. Yeah. She's shaking my posture in the theater. Um, yeah, dude, you just got to propose immediately. The time for good excuses is dead and gone.

That's tough. I will say one thing to his advantage is like, it's one snatch. It's weird, but it's just like one moment. So I could see that like kind of dissolving after a few days if you have a good relationship Overall that kind of shit does dissolve You know I think about when the jig is up just confess. Yeah, that's what you're doing. Yeah Or start cheating on her