Stavvy's World - Bonus #91 - Live Call Show Vol. 15 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: August 29, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy’s back to speak directly to our beautiful Patreon members old and new in volume 15 of the Live Call Show!! Stav and Eldis help callers including a man who’s worried that his friend might be having his kid, a man caught in the middle of some in-law drama, and a former caller who wants to find a path to lasting friendship with her ex. If you'd like to be a part of future live call episode, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Hey eldest hey stuff. What's up, Max? Not much not much. I just I want to say thank you for last time you helped me out with my brother on the Mateo episode Nice, dude. Hell. Yeah. Yes, we're going golfing tomorrow. Oh look at that give him the applause Beautiful max that's what I love to hear. Thank you. Thank you So this is let me set this one up. Hopefully doesn't suck anybody's cock on the golf course. Am I right? Let's hope not. Just to let you know, we remember your call.

You do. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, so back in back in high school I had like We had a good friend group a couple guys couple girls, and there was one girl that Three of me and my buddies all messed around with nice Yeah, it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none right? That old adage you took at the heart after after pre calc It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none. Right. She's for the gang.

That old adage you took at the heart after after pre calc. Go ahead. So the last guy ended up dating her. And they were dating. We still all remain friends. Me, the girl, the guy, and about, I don't know, however long into their relationship, my guy friend just completely split and ended up going to Texas with his ex-girlfriend. So this is the guy who was dating the girl that had a party fun.

Dating her, yes. And he left alone he left her for her it hit the the x before this yes correct okay so he left her our whole friend group is pretty pissed at him kind of stop talking on like kind of did this year he could move you know yeah so kind of as like a little thing

Yeah, I fucked the chick nice cuz you're just a good guy you really I do felt so bad. You're basically spider-man You're a fucking superhero. You know it yeah, right? I'm just coming in saving the day and What a selfless man you are I know I know a great person and a couple of weeks later He gets ditched in Texas by this girl ends up crawling back to the girl I fucked Yeah twice two discrete times Yes, yep. Mm-hmm. Just mm-hmm and

I don't know if he knows about that at all But I can only assume he does sure but anyway, yeah So they start dating again awesome. I wouldn't assume that yeah, I wouldn't assume that but go ahead Finish up your story before we go into a hole. I have a couple things I'm already thinking but please finish up here little buddy about four months later They do a Pregnancy reveal and

I'm counting the months counting the days and it's pretty sketchy Raw you you busted inside this woman Not on purpose not purpose. I'm a sensitive man. That's not what I asked you, bro Awesome answer it's not my Anyway That whole thing happened. Yeah, and he's claiming it's his so I'm just like fine. Let let him do that okay, and the baby comes and

It's everything's fine And then the baby as it grows a little bit older has blonde hair and blue eyes And that's what you have and And that is what I have. And everybody else is dark? And he's an Italian man. He's Arab? He said Italian. Oh, Italian, Italian.

Yeah, yeah, basically Arab. The woman is also brown hair, brown eyes. And I don't know that much about genetics, but the timing of it and the look of the kid the kids now four four hasn't lost yeah he hasn't lost that well babies you know they as they grow they might lose or sure so I want you in your what are you in like your mid twenties 24 yeah damn yeah fuck the babies actually fuck the kids five now you know what's crazy okay when you were talking I was gonna be like good news I Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Or the baby's actually f- the kid's five. No. You know what's crazy? Okay. When you were talking, I was gonna be like,

Good news, I have some really good news, man. This is a messy, stupid situation. But you're all young. No one's ending up with anyone else here. This will all blow over in a couple years. And boy oh boy were my instincts wrong. Yeah. Yeah. So now, uh... they're broken up again uh... we started my whole friend groups are talking to kid and you're about to

go claim your break up your freak coupon for one free uh... getting sucked off every time they break up no no no i have a girlfriend actually. Okay. Four and a half years we got together pretty quickly after that. Yeah, what the fuck? But um, yeah, I still, the kid stills got the eyes and he still got the hair and every day if I see a post about him or something I just, I can see myself in him and I, I don't know if I want to ask the mother. This is crazy dude. I don't know if I want to ask this the mother easy, dude

I don't know if I should ask the mother. Are you serious? This really the situation you're in you were such a nice sweet boy with a real problem on the last call And if we didn't know you I'd be like this guy's lying. This is insane. I know it sounds crazy, bro I swear So my friends are like every time they we hang out They'll look at the kid and they look at me and give me one of those fucking looks. Okay, but is this the is this fucking the telltale heart though, or you just hear you know what I mean? It's like you can't help but think everyone's looking at you. Wait so all your friends know but this guy has no clue

I don't know if he knows and this woman hasn't said shit to you We kind of stopped talking after I fucked her But I don't really know what the Oh, so I see all your friends think this is like a possibility not him Yes Yeah, so he's been thinking it's his kid the whole time for the past five years and been thinking it's his kid the whole time for the past five years and I didn't want to ever ask the mom because I don't know I feel like that was kind of kind of be rude I don't know yes never asked her sure no so okay let's go back to the

original did you bust inside her and you said not on purpose does that mean you let off a little bit what are we Yeah, like a half half measure that can happen that can really happen like one cock pulse inside Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like you feel your dick twitch once In fact, I was a second. No. No. Yeah. Yeah, this is that's that's bad that can't happen. It's happened to people very close to me So I Think it's a little late to ask the mother or am I wrong is what you got to do is grab a little bit of this Motherfuckers hair and go to the DNA lab Fucking episode of CSI

Yeah, I was thinking about it honestly Honestly, I'm going to leave this town. This is over, bro You can't you need to leave this town you need to never see this woman again This guy can't be your friend anymore your friends can't be constantly thinking about it very rarely do people get a physical manifestation of you need to get out of your hometown. There's a possible child that you need to flee that's like the physical manifestation

of starting you life somewhere else, man. He can't be fucking, I mean also, you don't know, you be fucking I mean also you don't know You're kind of fucking you were stupid when this happened. You're kind of stupid now. You're doing your math I don't know man. It's like I You don't really know what's going on here. I know you're saying the timeline the timelines kind of line up but How nine and a half months how close were you with this guy it sounds like you're not close anymore it was my neighbor and we were like best friends from like 14 years neighbor what's going on with neighbors we just had a

fucking another call about neighbors yeah yeah the like girl anyway whatever but yeah this this is just compound this is just so much more yeah he's your neighbor that's little kid ass friendships. That's someone you meet when you're a fucking, you know what I mean? All of this is... He's not my friend anymore. Sure, sure.

I don't talk to him, yeah. Here's the thing. Nothing in your story, maybe the timeline matches up a little. You don't have nothing that No, so I'm gonna be in my track that I'm like, that's the smoking gun Not even a not not even a there's not even even even even blonde hair and blue eyes. So what is dark haired? That just sounds kind of dumb to me. Like, you know, I had I had I had fucking blonde ass hair when I was a baby You know, yeah, I had bright ass hair till I was like probably seven or eight years old and started turning brown. Sure and I

Don't know man. That's the thing. You don't have anything that's so obvious That you have to make a big stink about it and that it's like like what's what is do you feel some kind of guilt? Like let's say this. Yeah, what if somebody told you for sure it was your kid. What would, do you feel some kind of guilt? Like, let's say this. What if somebody told you for sure it was your kid? What would you do? Nothing. Well then there you go buddy. You gotta get the fuck out of there. Well then you're granted a beautiful opportunity.

Good, now that we know you're a scumbag, we can proceed. Because if I were you, I literally would get the fuck out of Dodge. I'm not even kidding. Don't hang out with these fucking people anymore. Don't mute this, never see the, never see pictures of this baby on Instagram. Don't even hang out with your friends that know.

You have to treat this like people who know you killed someone and got away with it. You need to fucking move through a new town maybe Start going by your middle name Change it all up brother if the answer is nothing you need it You can't ask who gives a fuck out of sight man out of sight out of my breath You've been granted a rare opportunity to be able to act like it's the fucking 1940s and you knock a woman up, so you just move four towns over and no one's heard of you there I've got too many

roots here to get up you're 24 idiot you don't have any roots anywhere I'm like I'm like you know do you feel like this has been eating away at you for years like what is I don't know this is what's sparing what's sparing this I Mean obviously it's like oh Geez he kind of looks like Like I get it. I get where he's coming from Yeah, not knowing it is a kid that could be yours, right? I get that and the whole intrigue of like this like weird little again This is a weird little early 20s love triangle

that usually, everyone's kind of been in some kind of something like this. There's just, like if there was no kid, you wouldn't even think about these people, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like this would be so in the rear view. It would be a funny little thing you and your college friends brought up from time to time, you know, every four years years be like remember when you fucked Sarah and they immediately got back together

and you guys would laugh for like nine minutes and then you'd move on to the next thing but the fact that there's a kid I get it you know even if you wouldn't do anything there's a party that's like is that my fucking kid and even though you say you would do nothing it's understandable for there to be a moment of like right like fuck should I be in this kid's life? Do I want this guy I cucked twice to? Raise my seed my male heir my bastard So but like part of this is just youth that's what I'm saying

That's what I'm saying. That's what I mean. He's the physical manifestation of you holding on to shit you need to let go of, right? Yeah. And now, that's kind of, but like, you would fuck everyone's life up, even if it was your kid, you would fuck everyone's life up. If you had a burning desire to be his father, it's not a

hundred percent the right thing to do and you're like you've got a eight percent desire to be this kid's father. You know what I mean? Like if that, if not three percent. So if not zero, right? So the whole, so the only thing here is, look it would it be different if this woman comes up to you or if or if she look she Could really be in an ignorant bliss and he can be and they're happy together And they've never even considered this your kid and some kind of fucking diet They do 23 and me and it comes up and they come to you at a certain point. I'm not telling you to Be like fuck. No, that's not my kid. Fuck you bitch. But like, no one's no fucking whore was fucking everyone.

Check it. Check out the guys we fucking graduated with. She was there was a spirit fair booth where her pussy was out. You could fucking donate a dollar or a bag of corn chips and get a run at that horse pussy before you start pointing fingers at me. She sucked the whole team off React like that no one will suspect you Acting like that So basically dude the cleanest thing here is just don't you would fuck everyone's life up

It would be weird you would dredge up a bunch of high school bullshit that you need Frankly everyone needs to be forgetting the fact that you're even in your mid-20s and Talking to me about something that happened in that started has its roots in high school is Psychotic you're at the point of your life where that's got to start becoming The same as a childhood met like you you you tell me and else about a time that happened in high school You might as well tell us about something happen in third grade like we're just not we're there We're so past that but you to you it's like fresh still right you need to be moving into adulthood where this kind of shit Doesn't matter and yeah

Is it a little weird sure and if she was in a weirder situation and if this kid wasn't in a loving home? Maybe you have more of an obligation whatever but That's not what's going on here. Don't stir the fucking pot. Let this be an old-fashioned This kind of shit used to happen. I would say half the children born before 1970 this happened If I had to guess let that this is it dude it's an old-fashioned situation and don't don't go muddying it up and take our advice to you got to stop thinking about You know, you're talking about how you have roots whatever you need to go live life a little bit I'm not necessarily telling you you have to leave not everybody leaves their hometown whatever but

Just think of that think about that whatever can get you more distance from the situation It's just a good you need to go experience other stuff. Your head is really in your hometown and your high school friend group. It can't be that way, dude. You gotta mature a little bit one way or another. All right. But good luck out there, man.

Yeah, thanks. Don't raw dog, don't raw dog any casual hookups. I'll try not to. there, man. Yeah, thanks. Don't raw dog, don't raw dog any casual hookups. I'll try not to. Okay, man. Good luck, buddy. Talk to you soon. See you, buddy. Yep.

Sweet kid. Sweet kid. He probably will still raw dog and... Well, he's in a relationship. We didn't even get into that. He said he's in a four and a half year relationship. He's 24. That's true.

Whatever. He's 24 Whatever That's fucking awesome. I'm fuck that kid. I Know I mean it could really be his kid though for real It's not even the evidence is strong enough is that what are you gonna do go to the fucking DA and be like put handcuffs on me He's not even on trial imagine imagine like if he brought it to this woman And they do the whole big stink he gets the test and it's like not his That's a relief, but that's just also like it's also like a few fucked up months of like oh cool You reminded me for two straight months. You fucked my wife

Because I had to go get some pussy in El Paso for three weeks well well good luck to all parties involved hey man LD especially that I believe the children are future.