Stavvy's World - Bonus #94 - Live Call Show Vol. 16 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: September 19, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld The boys are back talking directly to the the listeners! Stav and Eldy hop on the Discord hotline to help callers LIVE ON AIR, including a woman who just turned 40 wondering if it's okay that she's banging a bunch of dudes in their early 20s, a man who wants to subject his slovenly roommate to some CPAP revenge, a woman whose boyfriend of several months is scared of getting intimate with her, and much more. If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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I'm 40. I just turned 40 in the spring. And just to give you a little background, from like the time I was like 18 to 22, I was in like a super serious relationship. And then I slutted around in my 20s after we broke up, got married when I was 29, had my daughter at 33, and I have now been single since I was 36. So the last just over four years. In that timeframe, I was fucking a guy that I've known since

like the early 2000s, but he was like 15 years older than me. Oh It was good. Yeah, it was like maybe once every I don't know It was like by an annually like twice a year Needed to knock the cob's web out that pussy that yeah to every six months And it wasn't enough. It's just not enough and now that I've turned 40. So, okay Stavvy I'm so horny. My body is vibrating. Wow, that's cool It I don't know if it is You're like a superhero that just got their powers and you don't know how to handle it. I can't I can't I don't know

How I can't I don't sleep anymore. I'm always on edge. I'm like shaking. It's terrible. Anyway, the day before my 40th birthday I decided to go on 10. I was already on Tinder, but I was like looking at guys like my age and older. And then I saw that I had, I just had like a free account. So I saw I had all these likes but I couldn't see them So I just decided to give myself a birthday gift sure and paper or tinder for just for the week Why not to see who like me sure and when I did that I had over 1300 people like men wanting to match with me Wow and

Yeah, and so many of them are under 25. Sure. And there was one that stood out who I thought for sure was going to be a catfish situation because I am telling you, 22, the most beautiful body I've ever seen, like just jacked,ed tattooed broccoli hair. I am such a broccoli hair. Look at you broccoli hair and like gray sweatpants. Oh my God.

These guys, those guys have been, those start jacking off right now. Making me look at their dick outlines. Like what am I supposed to do? Okay. So I matched with him and he immediately messaged me and told me he wanted me to sit on his face. And I was like, what? Wow. And he was at my house like an hour later.

Wow. Respect. And he was exactly me, how he looked. It was kind of weird because at one point he was like fucking me from behind and he started like calling me something and I was like, what are you calling me? And he was like, mom. And I was like, Oh God. All right.

Well, listen, what do you want? Just call me mommy. Anyway, and I, and I've fucked quite a few more of these young Yeah, and they all look like this and I don't know what's going on. I have been I am 5 foot 6 I weigh 225 pounds like I was not getting this quality in my 20s great and I Don't like am I doing, am I gonna scar these people? No, what?

Come on, what are you talking about? Jesus Christ, shit, life has been hard for you. You get this gift. It's been really rough. You get this gift of this, like you're insanely horny, you don't want anything serious, you have all these fucking, and like here's the thing. Yeah, that's how this works You have 1300 a bunch it like I've me and Mel this are both former tinder users

You just swipe on anyone you would even sort of fuck right and then you get now is the woman you get the cream of The crop of these guys that guy was so horny that he wanted to smash He was he was about it it these other guys are about it What's the downside? Why you why you so like you're down on yourself here, okay? Because okay, let me I didn't quite finish the story of that first one, okay, so the next day He sent me a message wanting to hook up again. Mm-hmm, but he Wanted me to shit on him. No. What? Really?

Oh, yeah. Well, you don't have to fuck that guy again. That's insane. No. Well, yeah, I was like, no, that's not going to happen. And he immediately unmatched for me. Now, my concern is that at 22, that is an insane bottom line. Also, I would love to meet the broad that says yes to that. Well, they're out there. And here's the thing. It's not me.

Can I tell you something? Yeah. Like, this guy is a little out of, like, you fucked a hot 22-year-old. This is usually a, these are usually moral issues for men to deal with. This is, this is, this is, right? This is usually, and it's like deal with. This is, this is, this is, right? This is usually, and it's like, yeah, did something, is something, I'm not gonna say wrong,

but did something happen that made these young people attracted to older people? Yeah, some happen, maybe they have a weird mom, a weird dad, whatever the fuck it is, but as someone who has also fucked a hot person younger than them It's like yeah, they want some kind like it's usually the daddy stuff We don't hear so much of the mommy stuff, but hey it looks like it's out there You are the beneficiary of it is this 22 year old Jack broccoli hair kid did he have the coolest childhood?

Probably not but you didn't do anything bad. He's nutting, you're nutting. Who's the issue? What's the issue here? He had the biggest uncut dick I have ever seen. It was like my forearms. This is great! You deserve it! Sounds like shit's been tough.

You were dealing with all this. You were fucking some 55 year old guy every solstice who could barely fuck Yeah, he smelled smelled terrible. Yeah, you clearly have some self-esteem issues here Annie And I think this is like I think this is a good thing for you. You're saying you're so horny You're like fucking vibrating and shit. You have basically an unending trove of dick here Don't start fucking so much your life falls apart. Don't you know forget to pick up your daughter from fourth grade

because you're getting double teamed by 19 year olds but like still just you know go do your thing. What's what I guess what's your issue here? You just kind of like you can't believe this is happening or what's the... Yeah first of all I'm like what is going on like you don't just turn 40 and like the the dick gods just like start blessing you like I don't well I just don't it doesn't feel good to feel this happy see that's the issue here but the other thing is yeah it's not because you turned 40 it's because you just took one small chance. The dick gods were out there, baby.

You didn't know what those matches have been that way. It's not like they happened overnight. Those guys have wanted to fuck you. You just couldn't even conceive of a world where young, hot guys wanna fuck you, and that's your issue, right? And because you got so horny, it broke through your low self-esteem and you bought tinder plus and

You found yep, you found this hole you made this discovery and that's a positive thing Don't don't it's good to be happy. It's good to get something you want. Don't overdo it. Of course Don't be like, you know, don't get a fucking dick tummyache where you're like you're gorging yourself on I remember when I was a little kid Every like time I go to a baptism or a wedding and there was a free dessert bar I would get I would be sick for literally two days afterwards. I had I am with you. I am I'm five six. I weigh 230 pounds like obviously I know about some binge eating I get it Yeah, they're with you and look like my concern is that like I don't know if you've heard the song that summer by Garth Brooks

About how I worked out a farm when he was a teenager and then he fucked the old lady He worked for and now every time he sees a wheat field he gets horny like I want it. That's not up to you Think about me when they're when they're you know what they will and that's cool You're a cool sexual experience for them I had a friend who like I had a friend who like she just was bored and she fucked like a guy who Didn't even really think he had any chance. He just kind of like hollered at or in passing and she's like you know what? I'm visiting, I'm bored. That guy will think about that time for the rest of his life. Some of these guys will think about, you know how many times someone's first DM is can I sit up, I need you to sit on my face and they get blocked instantly?

You're like a sexual unicorn for some of these guys and yeah here's the other thing don't get so beaten down by society to think you're not attractive people find you attractive this is like not nothing is wrong here it's just that when people are honest it's not just the classic beauty ideals that they are really strongly attracted to they're attracted to somebody who's a little thick you know what I mean like that's they're attracted to somebody who's a little thick You know what I mean? Like that's you're a lot of people's type and you're maybe if there's one thing that's that you're reckoning with is that realizing this was

Probably available to you your whole life, but you're just self-esteem wasn't allowing it and guess what that's okay We don't have to look in the past look forward get dick down Get take you know you're on a little you deserve it for for a while. Keep sowing those wild oats at 40 you know. Slet it out part two and when you want to if you want to I don't even know if you do but if you ever want to settle down know that you are someone's type someone that you're also attracted to someone you don't have to settle for and you're good.

This is all positive, Andy. There's no problem here. And we're happy to hear. Usually I don't like people bragging, but I think you need to brag a little bit about getting some dick, because you haven't really believed in yourself until recently, it sounds like. I really haven't. You've hit the nail on the head. Well, listen, go out there. Go out go out there suck a little dick from me and eldest Huh is 21 year the guy I'm talking to right now is 21 years old and is Greek and Just don't slip up and call him Stavi while you're giving him head. Breaking news coming in from bet three, six five, where every nail biting overtime win

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