Stavvy's World - Bonus #97 - Kush Brothers Vol. 15 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: October 12, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld JP McDade and Ben "Mr. Cheeks" O'Brien return for a very important round of Kush Brothers to review major, timely ass news stories that rocked the world, including Dave Grohl's lovechild, a sicko with a cucumber who did something freaky in someone's driveway in DC, and a major update on the ethnic Greek Albanian mayor Fredi Beleri. JP, Ben and Stav help callers including a dad wondering if it's weird to circumcise one son and not the other, a guy whose fiancée is steamrolling all his decisions and input about their wedding, and a man who got insider information on the Fredi Beleri scandal while traveling in Albania. Watch JP McDade's special JP MCDADE: IN BROOKYLN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TOXFM3t1M Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Watch Stav's Netflix special FAT RASCAL, directed by Ben O'Brien: https://www.netflix.com/title/81690511 Follow Ben on social media: https://www.instagram.com/benfobrien/  https://twitter.com/benfobrien Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Here's a really important question from a man who you know just really needs our input Hello eldest and the esteemed panel mm-hmm I Have a question about circumcision for my children I Have one son who I have he's one and a half now that that really matters And I have another on who I have, he's one and a half, not that that really matters, and I have another on the way. My son was circumcised already, and now that I've been listening to Stavi's World for about a year,

I'm having second thoughts about getting the second guy's tur. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I Mean if your brother had forced gaming you didn't or vice versa Do you think that would lead to any problems? Interest I do Fun one to reflect on it you can put it on the patreon cuz I'm not a cheap bastard. Hell yeah Well, you know, that's an interesting question. I mean if one of your sons was had a hot iron put on his on his skin If you if you had if you didn't rip that one if you cut one of your other son's nipples off with scissors

Would you want to do it to the other one too? Don't mutilate this kid man. Don't cut his cock off What's you gonna be looking at his brother's dick and being like what the hell? And I will say it is a little it might be a little weird I mean me and my brothers did look at each other's dicks when we were children Ben I'm sure you looked at your brother's penis. We never looked at penises. What? You never saw your brother's dick. No, what no, I just didn't fucking Americans, dude Uptight America, I wanted to you never was desperate to you never measured your dick next to your brother No, wait, what's your age difference Ben two and a half years?

Well, you also had sisters who set the tone right you had an older sister she was a cop she was like put your little dicks away everybody I feel like I remember me and my brothers Comparing dick sizes when we were like four or like six years six and four years old Interesting mommy how big yeah and I remember one time where I think it was you know it was about a push I would assume I haven't seen my now I have not seen my brother's adult penises but I would assume they have bigger dicks than me just my dick is pretty small and I'm fat as shit but

but like as a youth I remember us all being kind of equal and then I don't remember if it was me or one of my brothers getting hard it's like but being like you know how your little ass dick would get hard but it didn't it was just yeah a weird just like a finger poker now yeah it was just like sometimes it didn't mean you were horny I remember one of us just getting hard and being like ha my dick's bigger than the other would be like that's cheating You're making it you're making it hard And and literally us going to our fought that actually might be my only positive Like remember if my dad is how hard he was laughing when we were like dad we have a very important

Way in on it was like he says his dick is But he got his dick hard my dad laughed so hard when his like six and four year old sons Calls him to weigh in on his dick was bigger That's literally like dude he was oh man that was so funny anyway it's sad to think that there was a time where you were looking at your brother's penis is not realizing it would be the last time you saw them there was there was a day when I was praying like nine who was the last time I'd seen my brother's no man said and me my's never caught each other jacking off either, which is kind of crazy.

It's been a long day. I think we got close, but we were gentleman about it. That is really surprising. I think me, you know, we were like... Twins, too. There was not a lot of space to jack off in that house, man. I'm actually surprised, like, you'd think if you had brothers, especially the way you guys are like, you know...

I mean, I still flash my dick at you sometimes You guys like never do that like there are balls I think at a certain point you grow up You're not a kid anymore you can't show your brother your hard cock. That's childish. You grow up, you get a little clasped. You grow up, you get clasped. You show your brother your nuts. Hey buddy, I think you're at that age now where it's more appropriate if you start showing your brother your balls. That's every day.

I have to sit down with my 13 year old son. It's like hey come on the shaft is a little gauche. Yeah, it's good stuff Absolutely, but yeah, dude. I Feel like there is something weird about it a little bit like having different cox's brothers. I think so When when does it I just like don't? Feel like I was that affected by my brother's cock. I'm interested, that's interesting, because I do find it a little weird to have a different cock than my brother. It rocked me a little when I like, you know, my foreskin is just such a central part of my identity and I always assumed my dad had foreskin but then he told me he like got a circumcision

when he was like 12 years old or something. That's crazy. There's another there's an Albanian kid in my high school who I think got a circumcision when he was like 16. Ian Lara it kind of hurt our relationship and I don't think we'll ever be as close as we were before I found out he got circumcised in high school and not only that but he started a whole like wave He was a trendsetter and a lot of guys started circumcised which Dick salon, I guess never been able to look at him the same way

This kind of like when we talked about on the show before I guess what I would say to this like we talked before About if you adopt a kid you want to let them know they're adopted very early on, preferably before they're like even old enough to remember it or understand it. That's how he should treat the son's penises. He should sit his son down, be like your brother's dick is a little different than yours. That should be the Christmas card this year,

just their dick side by side. Normalize it. Normalize it normalize it There is something weird about though. I know what you mean now having said you know what the weirdest thing is I would feel Weirder if I was the one who was circumcised who's like why'd you slice my cock up pop? You never know how it's gonna go cuz the other thing is he's probably circumcised. I just don't I just feel like I don't know Just doesn't feel like it's that big of a deal. I weirdly think. I didn't even know I was circum,

I didn't even know about circumcision until I was like 12. I had asked my friend. Just tell your kids about, some people have inies, some people have outies, if it ever comes up, and it's like, it's just a natural. Some people have disgusting cocks. Back, back, back, back.

That looks like a snake shedding its skin no no no disgusting propaganda you look kind of streamlined and scarred scarred at the bottom of the of the bellend a cool scar twin, one of them is the evil twin. You're creating like a soap opera version evil penis and a good penis between your sons. That's the eye patch. The foreskin is the eye patch of the evil twin. I think realizing this when you're like 11, you and your brother's cocks are different. Your dad took a knife to one of the cocks and didn't.

It is potentially alienating, honestly. I kind of agree I weirdly kind of agree It's like yeah, why? Normalize yeah, either one of them could be like why me yes Hey, why does he have the same type of dick as dad? But then I have I have my own I have for skin now if they had both had a different dick than you that'd be fine I have my own I have four kids now if they had both had a different dick than you that'd be fine You want your sons that same cock? I think you have to do something really fucked up to your dick to make it different enough for them again

Is that worth mutilating the other kid? I don't think it is. I don't think it is I think you let them go shirts versus skins I feel like you just don't circumcise the new one. Don't compound errors. If you regret it already, don't do the same thing again. And you get the one with the snipped cock, now you wait until he's 16, and if the one with the snipped cock has a smaller dick than the uncircumcised one, you get him a better car.

You make up for it in some way. But now if his dick is bigger, nature gave him, you know, I mean, the price, so you're fine. But if his dick is smaller, and he's on sir, any circumcised, you have to get him a nicer car. Yeah. Every child after it should just keep getting more force. Yes. Yes. If you have a third kid, you should keep your son's your first son's force. Yes, if you have a third kid you should keep your sons your first son's force kidding

Yes, they like how parents have those little boxes for tooth fairy teeth Okay, so I think that's good advice Great advice. I think it's great. Yes, you're lighting your children Yes, this is a deep scar that you'll never be able to. Good luck, whatever we said, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Who cares? Yeah.