Stavvy's World - Bonus #98 - Juice Brothers Vol. 1: Enter The Cheeks Zone [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: October 20, 2024

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld You have now entered The Cheeks Zone!! Mr. Cheeks shepherds JP, Stavvy and producer Eldis on a psychedelic journey through... a metaphysical realm with a pure mind and a stiff hog. Cheeks, JP, Stav and Eld draw on universal consciousness in this elevated dimension to help callers including a guy wondering if he should try dating his very weird roommate’s hot sister, and a woman who wants to know if being a mummy for Halloween is considered cultural appropriation. LET'S START A CULT (starring and co-written by Stavvy) opens in theaters 10/25!! With Q&A screenings in LA (10/17), Chicago (10/22), Baltimore (10/24), NYC (10/25), and Brooklyn (10/29). Get your tickets: https://stavvy.biz/movie Watch Stav's Netflix special FAT RASCAL, directed by Ben O'Brien: https://www.netflix.com/title/81690511 Follow Ben O'Brien on social media: https://www.instagram.com/benfobrien/  https://twitter.com/benfobrien Watch JP McDade's special JP MCDADE: IN BROOKYLN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TOXFM3t1M Follow JP McDade on social media: https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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Starting point is 00:01:04 So I invited him to come and he needed to move out. So I invited him to come live in my house. What? I'm subletting a room to him. And we've become kind of friends. You know, we're kind of close. He's got seven or eight years on me. He's a bit older, but he's kind of a softer guy.
Starting point is 00:01:21 He was raised by women and has a lot of trouble dating. Sounds like he's into the cheat zone. This guy's very welcome here. He loves how you mail. He's going to get sexed in, but he's welcome. And I kind of feel bad for the guy, but that's not quite the issue. The issue is he has a really hot younger sister who is also my age. About a week ago he brought her over to the house and she was kind of into me and I don't
Starting point is 00:01:58 know. I want to date her. I want to ask her out. But this kid, he would be absolutely crushed if I started dating his sister. I can tell he's already a little bit jealous that I'm able to even talk to women. And I don't know. My question is, should I shoot my shot? I feel like it may damage the relationship, but I need him to sublet the room and I don't want to
Starting point is 00:02:27 lose him as a roommate. I'm gouging him on the room. He's a great guy, really clean and I have no issues with him as a roommate. And I'd like to keep him, but I also really want to bang his sister, so I don't know what to do. If y'all could give me some advice, that would be sweet. I'm just having trouble making this decision whether or not I should shoot my shot or not.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I appreciate it. I hope y'all are having a lovely day. This is the nightmare of capitalism, man. The need to find a suitable roommate is stopping you from getting top shelf pussy. This is honestly, we should play this. This is the housing crisis. We should, this would, put it in this terms,
Starting point is 00:03:08 Bernie wins last time, you know what I'm saying? Like this is crazy. This would never happen in the cheat zone. In the cheat zone, no. Rent is incredibly affordable. Yeah, rent is subsidized, there's clinics. You actually get $20 off your rent for every time you fuck. We need to bring his roommate into the Mick Jagger hat
Starting point is 00:03:27 And I think it would change his life one hour Top hat paradise where you get the fuck Mick Jagger young Mick Jagger in the mouth I didn't mind buddy. That's true. This guy just sliding over to this girl like hi, you know, I'm your brother's landlord, right? Okay, so This is I mean dude. This is a pure and simple Cost benefit analysis here. Mm-hmm. What are the okay? Let's start number one Can you actually fuck his sister? That's the clean that start number one, can you actually fuck his sister?
Starting point is 00:04:05 That's the, unless you have, unless you are clear that you can fuck his sister, to potentially blow up this situation, which by all other accounts seems good, right? Good roommate is hard to find. I was lucky, I always lived with my friends, I was always the shitty roommate, right right and I was a personality roommate. I was not a You know cleanliness roommate Eldest was the same way and I'm tired of pretending. I didn't say anything
Starting point is 00:04:37 Let's not forget, you know a lot of trash when you're standing here or even in Baltimore. Yeah, we were, you know, we messy. Yeah, right. But to this day, to this day, even as a guest, you're kind of, I would say a pretty messy guest. But, you know, that's neither here nor there. But to blow this up, if you think you only have a, what's the true probability you can fuck this girl? But to me, if you think about the cost benefit, it's like the things, on one side, if things go bad,
Starting point is 00:05:15 you've fucked up this relationship with this girl, that's fucked up, and this, now it's weird with, which, and by the way, which sucks. Both of the, that is what's going to happen. And the other option is, you just don't, you just have to wait a little longer to get a different girl Yeah, you fuck a different girl like Maybe I mean to me that the home is sacred. So it would be really hard for me to jeopardize Yeah that but it's also you know, so bless I know why we're answering questions
Starting point is 00:05:43 Sometimes he's already in the cheek zone, you daft the fucker. If you were like, this is the woman I have been waiting for my whole life, or you know what I mean? If it was like that. He sounds pretty young though too. I would be like, go for it. But if you're just like, you wanna,
Starting point is 00:05:58 you just might have a chance at a hot girl. And this hot girl is like. Might have a chance at a hot girl. It just feels a little. It's not worth blowing your whole living situation is just polite and like relieved that her autistic 40 year old brother has semi normal Credit score to get his own place. Thank you. Yeah exactly. Thank you for renting for him cash Cannot he cannot sign anything not a lease guy. He's not a lease guy
Starting point is 00:06:31 Yeah, so that's that's my first That's the first worry. I don't even live with my wife though. That's another thing that you have to understand Yeah, yeah, that's how sacred understand yeah yeah yeah that's how sacred home that's literally true love of my life may not enter but me me and elders can absolutely mm-hmm I feel I'm gonna have been on this I think it's a clear no he does not he does sound just like a young horny idiot honestly yeah if it was if it was a little more like I you know where we have a real connection She's hit me up a couple times. Yeah, like there's a real thing here
Starting point is 00:07:08 And I want to perceive we've been texting a little bit or she we you know I've DMed her and we got a little conversation going to shoot your shot quote situation. I think the answer is no Yeah, even the way he's talking. He's just like I'm sure the Roommate is like weird, but he's talking like he's like yeah He just doesn't know the ropes of getting pussy Life is all about this things like he's got it all figured right right. You're probably pretty dumb. Yeah You know yeah, maybe you could even fuck his sister, right? You guys go up in flames truly in like less than three months for sure I had to guess if it even happens, right?
Starting point is 00:07:45 I had an attractive female roommate at one point and I remember her Actually, well never mind tell your story Well, it wasn't in the cheek zone. So there's actually you actually have no memory of it But no only I can access my non-cheeks memories. Thank you But there and there was like a period of like some flirtation, but I was like I was just like just breathe it out I would have I would have derailed my whole life. Yeah, I just got into that situation That's a different because it's in the actual house, but it's like It's definitely worse what you're describing. Yeah, but
Starting point is 00:08:19 Especially if you're like it would really I could tell he wouldn't like it and don't I mean don't do it I mean also what does it look like like okay? They fuck they start dating what she's gonna come over and fuck this guy with a bruh while the brothers like in the other That's a great Netflix together yeah, yeah, you have to go back to their mother's house where she lives the fuck yeah yeah dude this is this fraud this takes everywhere there is like one there's like a three percent chance of anything good happening I know what what this is is you know keep being friendly with her
Starting point is 00:09:02 keep connect like keep that alive eventually. He'll move out. Maybe then yeah That's true because the guy does sound like a train wreck you like you know what he'll like I Go for it. Yeah, but he's in the fuck. He's just a co-worker Let's do this guy's roommate and his co-worker. Yeah, yeah Really in your life. That's your whole fucking life. Yeah, and I'll trifled with those things Yeah, absolutely, so yeah, dude we have to veto this because we don't believe you can pull it off

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