Stavvy's World - Christmas Bonus - The Halkias Brothers [UNLOCKED]

Episode Date: December 26, 2023

Happy holidays everyone!! We are unlocking Stavvy's World Bonus #19 - The Halkias Brothers. This ep was the first time Stav's brothers, Nick Halkias and George Halkias, appeared on the show. This was a Patreon-only episode, but we're making it public for you to enjoy even if you're not subscribed, as a damn Christmas treat. Original episode description: Stav's bros Nick and George join the podcast in a special episode to celebrate Greek Independence Day and discuss growing up in Greektown, navigating the politics of the baby prison-esque middle school they went to in Baltimore City, the hilarious male role models in their family, their excitement to watch John Wick 4 and eat gyros after the pod, and much more. They also unveil a very special present for the studio from some fans of the show. Stav, Nick and George help callers including a single dad struggling to put on weight and get insanely swole, a guy wondering if he should include an off-color joke in his best man speech, and field a few questions from the beloved Patreon subscribers of Stavvy's World. Follow George Halkias on social media: https://www.instagram.com/josh.godly Follow Nick Halkias and his gym Odyssey Strength and Conditioning on his social media: https://www.instagram.com/nikostrength_ https://www.instagram.com/odyssey.strong Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! LISTEN AND SUBSCRIBE:

Hello everyone, what a beautiful day we're having. I hope you enjoyed the Mateo episode that we released yesterday extra Patreon episode, five bucks a month, and the Patreon is very fun, and we do a lot of special things. We do live calls sometimes. We have close friends kind of getting wild and saying shit that they can't say on YouTube normally. And one of the things we love doing is bringing my little brothers on, Nick and George. We bring them on, we try and do it every month, definitely every two months,

and we have a Howcus Brothers episode pretty regularly. And we figured, hey, in the Christmas spirit, let's unlock the first one. Let's post the very first episode we did with my brothers where we took questions from our Patreon members. They wanted to know what growing up with me and Elvis was like and my brothers were very very forthcoming So enjoy this episode is one of my favorites we have ever done and if you liked it

Hey consider subscribing maybe buy a friend the patreon subscription late late gift It's pretty cheap and they'll probably listen to it. You know what I mean? But don't don't buy anything. Okay. Hey man, capitalism's ruining Christmas brother. Just enjoy the free gift, man. Isn't that right, Elders? Yeah. Yeah. Yup.

Yup. Anyway, it's a very fun episode. We really appreciate everybody listening. It means a lot. And Merry Christmas. Hope you're having a good one. And we'll talk to you soon. Bye bye, folks.

edition of a citoy elada March 25th 2023 you're getting this probably in a week right to get this what Thursday it's what five days from now no I think it's gonna I think we have like a week or two after that okay April 10th whatever we're recording this on March 25th okay the day the Greeks told the Ottomans to suck our unclipped cocks and they that's right So those fucking Simtars suck and mother fuckers taking a break from fucking their village boys Okay, y'all from having the give the for having sex with the Sexiest boy in the fucking What's the call George? What's an item in the hair from yeah?

They had women in their hair for appearances, but you know the one that was getting the most work was the fucking child boy Another thing they stole from us by the way They even stole their despicable tendencies from ancient Greece and we told them to suck our cogs We will not bow down. We will not pray to fucking mech Losers to the north look and say yeah, we'll suck Muhammad's dick. Just don't let us pay taxes. I leave boss Alexander the great was actually What Was ancient Albanians don't you better watch yourself out this for real? This is not the day to be fucking around like

This is not the day to be fucking around like That are your salt and posh That are your salt and posh He's great, yeah Let's say we fucking jump out the sea We got a double deck is asked like a London boss That's right Fuck you eldest Fuck Albania, fuck Turkey

Greece number one No, eldest not right now mother fucker I don't do this. Turned with the sounds. No, no. Once, when we upgrade the studio, I'm getting my own sound board and fucking overrides your sound board.

And to celebrate this most beautiful of days, we have, it's a family affair here on Stavis Road. We have my brothers Nick and George Nikos Jorgos Harkas and fucking and our dog Sir Albanian servant running the boards. Eldis the little dicks bastard Sula. So it's a special episode here. Just got my bros on. They came through. We're gonna watch John Wick for, can't wait. In about what, two and a half hours? Two and a half hours about? Yeah.

So, you know, we're gonna keep this one tight because we can't miss a moment of John Wick. And I got a shower before, because in true Greek fashion, my pits are rocking right now. It's rocking. I smell so bad, but that's what the body smells like.

Shit, that out. That's a little funny. But that's the thing. For this episode, I wanted to be as Greek as possible. I'm wearing a Greek soccer jersey that my beautiful brother's gifted me. And you know, we're just going to, we're really going to celebrate everything that's great about our culture and our people today.

And that's why when we go to the movies, elders will be sitting on the floor by our feet. I bought three tickets and I asked for one child. I asked for one pet. I have my, I have my fucking emotional support. I have my therapy. He's wearing a vest saying do not pet him. Do not feed the Albanian. He's very friendly but you'll ruin his training if you give him treats. He gets a cube of liver every two hours if he's good. He might get too for Greek Independence Day. But thank you, fellas, for coming up to the fucking...

Thanks for having us, for coming. You're welcome, buddy. It's a dream come true. Yeah, yeah, my wife painted this. That's right, he's one of your wife literally did paint this. Good job. It's a family fairy. She did a wonderful job.

And here we are, just chop it up. How was the right up here boys? Honestly traffic, pretty traffic free traffic. I got, I think I took a couple of wrong turns in, okay. New York, but he did. We took the hack and sack exit. Okay. Okay. Looks that of, I don't fucking know what it was. George Warshen, Tim Bridge One. Okay. So, we healed in Jersey a little bit. Yeah, we ended up in the strange little neighborhood. Okay, so we healed in Jersey a little bit. Yeah, we ended up in the strange little neighborhood. Looked nice, but there was not where we needed to go.

Stop, right? That's right. Refilled the tank and then. We did, we did. I love it. Head on over you. It's awesome. What's the story?

So we can say. What story? Well, we did open it up to the Patreon to our beautiful subscribers, because they have a lot of questions. They want to know about us. You guys are, me and Eldes, who knows what kind of rose colored glasses we view history throughout, but you guys, you guys were there. This is a real rock shaman situation.

I'm about to expose Eldes. You have any Eldes exposés? rock-a-mon situation. How about the exposed eldest? Yeah. How many eldest exposes? They did. One question I remember seeing was, when was the first time you saw each of mine and eldest's penis? And if you guys remember, remember those? I remember. You remember George?

I mean, we used to see each other's dicks all the time. I've seen you. I've seen you. I've seen my dick to smoothie a lot. Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it out on my cock. Probably Nick too, but not as much as you. Yeah, yeah. I've just my dick to smoothie a lot. Yeah, I've seen I've seen probably Nick too but not as much Yeah, yeah, I'll talk a lot. I just remember laughing hysterically when I saw all this is

So hard that I think I passed out and just totally forgot Cuz he's six five and he's got a normal man's cocks. That's right. It looks totally normal for a five six man. Yes. You have the penis of a, like a Bolivian man, a Bolivian bus boy. Damn, that's good. I don't know when. I don't know. Now I'm really just. You don't remember when you saw Heldus' penis? Not for the first time.

I think it was first time. Well, he showed us all at, remember one time, like 17, 18 year old dollars. And I was, what, 15? Yeah, you flashed a minor eldest in our house, proper room, dude. You don't remember it? Maybe. How the hell did you rape my brother?

No, I just fucking remember that. Nah, you would have raped eldest Nick. Yeah, dude. You were in the prime of your life as a child. You were a 15 year old buck. Eldest had his bad hips This was read it was in his sweaters and reading gay books phase. I always used to beat the shit out I remember what time

Speaking of my gay sweaters. Yes What time I was doing like a yellow and black Sean-John pledge underneath like a Easter blue like I saw the next letter. Hell yeah, man. I was saying you guys, that's, we were in the kitchen at the base. Nick was like, where did you buy that? Ashkosh, but gosh.

Get his ass. Ashkosh. Ashkosh, but gosh for retar, for grown retards. Let's still think their babies Don't worry, man. It's on patreon. Oh, yeah true true. You can say whatever you want about Eldus Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's funny because you you guys do you have any memories because Eldus has literally been in our lives since I was four So you were two years old. Yeah, yeah. You might literally not have memories. I don't have elders in them.

I don't have a lot of them. I think we have very few memories from that one down this. Yeah. When we were kids, I don't remember the whole hour. I remember one of his birthday parties. That's what I remember that too. But I was young.

Which one? I was like seven or something. Yeah, I think it was like the first time we were over. His house. He shitty fucked up a bar with. Shitty fucked up a bar with. He shitty fucked up a bar with. He was a bar with.

Bar with. And my godmother lived in like the hood. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I thought that was like a mansion compared to the other. Yeah, dude, she was like this fucking strong. Next godmother, you never went to her their place. It was like, it's so funny. She like moved to Baltimore like so long,

like before The inner city was trashed that they bought a house and like East Baltimore and the parts that are getting nice now But dude, it was like it was like it was like this fat little church secretary who lived in the fucking slums That's not that's not where all the pool parties were was it? From the hood to Rosedale. But she lived like, people were strung out. We would have thanksgiving there, and there's just crackheads walking around. She's just like a fucking squat little church secretary.

But yeah, elders just fucking, elders just placed was worse than that. I don't know. Another one. So this is all fucking dark and gloomy. I'll just remember he played on his computer all the time. Yeah, yeah. He had this like one of those big bulky like white joints, like 98 or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. And I was like a mesmerized. A gateway. Yeah. A gateway computer. I mean, this is how it was the first place we went to the internet because he had gone computer before. That was a early Macintosh.

That was a 90 early Macintosh. That was a 90s Macintosh. Oh my best. Sure, they afforded an early Macintosh. How'd you get it? I don't know. I remember the night my dad came home with it and we were like, just so fucking curious and excited.

But I don't know where or why. Do you think you sucked the cock for it? Not really. I don't think he wanted a computer for us that, guys. For me to look at fake nudes, I've had it locked here when I was seven years old. And my parents, and my parents, and my parents, and my parents, bad room, where the computer was. They're fucking locked here.

Oh, that's true, dude. We were looking up the brat nudes while your mom, while your mom was cooking cooking dinner like she was talking to us she was sauteing an onion and we were like had our little ass dicks hard under our sweatpants looking at the brat like not even deep fakes like clear photoshop foxy brown and the brat remember what's hiding under that food boozers For ex-self And these guys used to watch each other's jerk off We never did actually

We never we never did Never did I don't know I, there was one sleepover. Were you at that sleepover now? Huh? Like, that, uh, Bleepout is name, but remember, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like he had a sleepover, and I'm pretty sure Bleepout, his name, too, beat off. Yeah, that sleepover, yeah. That's what happened there, man. It was like, one of those things where he was like, You beat off. Yeah, that sleepover. Yeah. I happened to hear me. It was like one of those things where he was like, dude, isn't it awesome?

We just sleepovers. Everyone beats off. Yeah. Nobody else took him up on it. Yeah. But he literally jacked off. Yeah, I don't think we were there, but I remember you had a sleepover. Oh, yeah.

And everyone was like, because we had the bigger room, everyone was just sleeping in our room. And George was sleeping in a jazz room. He was in the bed and we all went to wake him up and he was still asleep. He was laying on his back and he had a fucking boner. And then we were like, what the fuck is this fucking rock garden asleep? And he woke up and he was like, it's a piss boner. It's... And literally for years I thought like piss boners were years, I thought like, piss boners were a thing. I do think piss boners are a thing. There's this thing.

I don't know if you don't have a boner due to the fact that you're... What do you mean, that's just like, mourning wood, right? Yeah, yeah. It's a mix of mourning wood. Yeah, it's mourning wood. That's a good point. Yeah, it's more... I guess you're right.

I've never had the piss so bad that my dick got hard. That it's filled with piss. Literally not how that works at all. That would be awesome, dude. I would drink a bunch of water before I fucked This awesome Yeah, and I'm like oh, I'm busting so much You don't think that that's nasty, but it would be useful for somebody with who struggles with erectile dysfunction from time to time.

I don't know. Anything about that. Yeah, right, dude. You use my leftover blue shoes like they're beautiful artifacts from a past aside. No, those those things expired before I even found Fuck dude. Yeah, where was the first time you guys saw pornography mine was in eldest's home Do you remember this kid in the fourth grade brought a playboy? Hell yeah, dude.

And we were just sitting by his locker just looking at it. Just looking at titties and stuff. And then, um, he threw it away in the playground. Mm-hmm. And, um, in the playground trash. In the playground trash can. So we're going to do a lot of bleeping for this episode, Elders. Just mark it. And the playground trash and the playground trash can. So we're going to do a lot of bleeping through this episode, all this. Just mark it. And I forgot how this happened, but my mom

found our mom found out the play was in the playground or whatever. Buzz kill alert. I can't remember one of us told her because we were little kids. And we were like, there's a playboy at school, right? And she started just calling crazy, yeah. And then they were like, there's a playboy at school, right? And she started just calling it crazy, and then they were like, where, what building was it in? And then like it turned out she found out it was in the trash can of like outside or something.

And then she was like, why didn't you guys tell me it was outside in the trash can, it wasn't in the school. We were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she got, she was like, you made me look stupid. She was on the horn for hours, trying to shit on the school. We were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but she got she was like, you made me look stupid. Yeah, she was on the horn for hours, trying to shit on the school. Yeah, but I've seen Teddy's I did. I think I it was either Greece when there was just a lot of people. No, that wasn't the first time. Hold on. Because we didn't go to Greece till we were six really damn. Yeah, we were really we were pretty young

Like the first time we went it was his godfather. It was before the playboy His godfather was as nasty as One of the horniest men in the world. He's truly the horse My mind my mind. He's the man. Dude right. He is awesome He was like you you guys want to come in and see something right? He like, lures six. He like, there's six. I'm eight. The first time we met him, right? Like two minutes after we first met him. He lures us away from our mom. He's trolling by the way. Like, yeah, because he's good friends with dad and he was like, God, damn. Oh,

man, shit at himself. And he was just like, you know, because your Godfather is like these hilarious, squinty eyes, your way laughs his eyes just disappear. And he just started fucking like laughing and showing me and George just like, it was too, it was less being porn. I remember this, but like eating each other's asses and shit. And we were six, and my mom walks in and screaming,

like, what are you showing them, right? He was like, what, they're practically men. He was six years old. Yeah. This is you ain't crazy, dude. You're dirty and you're done. I don't like that. That had to have been the first time.

No, it was the first time. Either that, or when we would go to the Caffernillo, in the coffee shop in Greek town, in the old cities on shop in Greek town and you just walk in and there's like, you know every old Greek man neglecting their family at the same time Of course hanging out and they're all fucking smoking gambling and then on the walls It's just like ripped up posters of girls like naked girls and stuff and you get girls and stuff. And then that looks like that. I'm like, huh? You're straight, right?

Look at that. You're straight, right? You're straight? Please. Remember that James Bond porn note that we watched with Dad? Oh my God. That's it. Yeah, that was so fucking weird.

That was so fucking weird. Because we didn't have, like, we were all sleeping in the same room. Yeah, so when we went to Greece, we would go, I mean, compared to the, you were probably sleeping in the manger in Albania. But we had, we had a one, we had, every time you would go back, it would be like, you're like, oh my God,

thank God we live in America. Cause even though we're broke, we have better setups than this. But we went back and our family had like a one, it was like a, you know, there's a first floor, second floor, third floor, and a fourth unfinished floor. The fourth floor was supposed to be ours,

but we never finished it. Still, to this day is unfinished. The third floor was our on-nuncle. Second floor was our grandparents. And the first floor, the, you know, I mean, the ground floor was, it was like, yeah, it was like a, yeah, it was like a, it was like a,

one bedroom apartment. Yeah. A one bedroom, one bathroom apartment was. That all five of us would spend, we would spend our summers basically living there. And so our, the one bedroom also had a twin bed. So it was like, the living room was where everyone slept. There was like three little beds, one bigger bed for our parents,

and then like, and then the, so the bedroom acted as the de facto, like a second living room. And there was a TV there and a TV in that one. And when our mom was sleeping I don't remember who got the little room like I think we would trade off. We would yeah We would it would be like a and so we were watching we're just watching TV in there And then our dad kind of like sneaks in and puts pornography on he must have been watching porn in the other room And he's like check this out and he And we're watching like a James Bond porn.

It's the story I tell, and I tell them the special, but I cut that you guys, Ravik, is just too weird. To be like me, my brothers, and my dad, watched porn together. And we watched the whole thing. It was like, start to finish a porn. You would go back, you go between go between like getting hard and being confused. I don't know if I was ever hard.

So there would be like moments where you're just watching a girl stitch and shit and you're still like what? I was probably 13, you guys were like 11. Yeah, I think I think we were still too young to understand like what we were watching. And I just remember that I was like, what the fuck? Like, well, this guy's a spy and shit. You were getting it in the story. I was like, I was like, what the fuck? Like, well, this guy's a spy and shit. Oh, yeah, you were getting it in the story.

I was like, Dan, this is cool. And then they're just like, no plot, no, no, no, no, nothing. It just cuts the scene where they just all fucking. Yeah. And I'm like, you just like, I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like, I guess you've got to do this

to get some intel or something. I'm like, what the fuck? And then, Dan, and then, and then, dad's like, he's like, you gotta learn. You guys gotta learn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad he was teaching us how to like, fuck. That's so fucking nice. See, his name, I want the like, little porn jack-off mentorship.

I feel like I was like, I was like, I feel like I was a lone wolf with my porn. This was not a men's party. No, it was weird, dude. It was fucking weird. I remember I showed up left the room because I didn't like the vibes. And I believe George, we were, that's where me and George were sleeping.

Like remember those beds where they, at the bottom you would pull it out. There's like a little mattress. It was like a bottom. So George was sleeping on the top and then I would usually sleep on the floor. And then, and then we just like, but we were also watching it at the weird angle. You know, we're dad was sitting right in front of the house.

He was like hunched over like the memes where it's like someone's playing Xbox. It's time to, now it's time to focus and they hunched to attention. He was like leaning forward eyes like this looking at the fucking he was just like looking directly at the fucking TV. I just remember that. He was hugging me the whole time. I was on the left. And you guys have a different memory of it. I really like that and it's a core memory for me. And I think about that as a good time with my father? It is. It's just a good time. I remember that part, but hey, if that was you say happens, you left like you said.

But yeah, that was weird. I feel like that's when I left, is when he started giving you straight like real pointers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, to fuck. Well, I went, I went, I went a little more recently. We're not at a fuck. Yeah. I went, I went, I went a little more recently. We're not gonna add a fuck. Yeah, and it happened like every time we would go. Every time, and then when he and dad went,

I think I was like, I went, you guys stayed, I remember. Yeah, there was one time, I was already in college. I went, I was more like, with dad by myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the same, I'm pretty sure it was the same fucking, the same movie. The same movie. The James Bond one.

Yeah, because I was like. Also at the end, didn't they finally show his dick? Because it was self-court. I remember the end. I came back for the end. They show his dick as dick as like so hilariously big that it like knocks, like I think that's how he saves himself is they he knocks he gets his dick gets hard and he like wallops a woman in the face with his dick and his dick is like the size of her head

that's weird that's weird but but but so we were same same exact thing except now dad dad is sleeping on the same part we're like George sleep is kind of rearranged like years later. Yeah. Same TV though. Same TV. And then I was like, and now I'm like 16. Yeah. So then he like turns it on and I'm like, what the fuck?

Like it was a fever dream. Like I thought, I thought like, yeah, you're traveling back in time. I've watched this. Dad was giving the same pointers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the saying clown posters on the whole thing. Oh, the clown posters. Oh, the clown posters. Yeah, she's so fucking weird, dude. Who hung that shit? Dude, he fucking our aunt.

Yeah, our fat little hoarder aunt. Our fat little hoarder Clepto aren't here. Remember, we would go to eat. She would bring the biggest cartoonist large purse. And she would we would go to eat she would bring the car the biggest car like car to use a large purse And she would plates in it They would still play still But where I feel silverware she was still bottles like if she saw bottles they poured water Cuz you know in Europe they were like give you refrigerated water like literally from the tap fucking

If she liked the bottle she would fucking steal the bottle. I remember, she was so funny. She was like, she was like, Nico, Nico, and she was like, give me that. I was like, what? She was like, you're a plate. I was like, I had food on my plate. I was just gonna fucking eat this. And she just like reaches over, grabs and just fucking with her fork moves my plate over. My food has just dumps it in her purse. And the waiter saw her and he came back and he was like, what the fuck is this? It's just gonna fucking seal our shit. It was so awkward because she was so like caught red handed and she got so mad that she just like stole more stuff.

Anyway, yeah, it was awesome. Very like a lot of like second-hand embarrassment. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, it's funny to realize You don't you don't realize that your family is fucking stupid trash You just think that that's how everyone is and I remember like meeting other friends like when I met He wants Greek family and they were just all nice civilized people. They didn't fucking, like our families would just like, I don't know if Albania is the same way, but they would fact shame the shit out of you in Greece. Like not even, I mean obviously I would get it,

but even to them when they were, they were just like a little chubby. They would just be like, you're too fucking fat. Well I remember when I went and I was like 18 and I think I was just like the most jacked I was in my life. Yeah. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, for fucking two decades now. His stomach is so hard, it's like a jembe. It is.

Like you fucking hit it, it goes by. Like you can literally, like it bounces back, dude. It's like a water drop. You're the most unjustifiable amount of confidence. Yeah, ever made. And anyone. I don't think it's insecurity. It's, yeah, probably.

So anyway, he's probably literally only fucked our aunt. He was like a nerd. He was, he got a good job at our aunt. He was like a he was like a nerd He was who got a good job at a bank and married like the first girl he had sex with probably hell's Yeah, so we were it was just me him and unlike my godfather's probably fucked hundreds of oh yeah literally Probably sex workers. He's right paid for so much. Put his wife doesn't even care. She's all she's Looking around. Yeah, she's all, she's something strange. She's eating strange pussy. Yeah, they're so, they're so like old-fashioned

that they went back to Pollyamber somehow. They have such conservative gender roles that it's like, I don't care about my wife so much, she can fuck anyone. And I respect my husband, do anything he wants so much that he can fuck anyone it's fucking they're they're they're awesome and he's missing a fingernail yeah he was he was he was a he was a public employee increase who chopped his fucking finger off and he's missing it's like a tip of his thumb

yeah yeah but he also worked to job, like he worked a government job and then he had a real job. But he worked while he was at the government job. And he would clock out and work his job. That's a poor go literally get pushed, like he would literally get pushed. He was awesome. I mean, he was probably my favorite.

Good man is what we're trying. A good guy. He's out there. He's raising bees now. He's a beekeeper on an island. On an island. I'm gonna go visit a nice life I think I'm literally gonna go visit him this summer. You should let me ask You should fuck him my might

You were your Santa Felle so we were we were it was just me and Thea and Thea and I'd like a started lifting finally and mm-hmm I said wow you put on some muscle and this and that so but stand up and take your shirt off and I was like started lifting finally. And I was like, wow, you put on some muscle and this and that. So, but stand up and take your shirt off. And I was like, what? And I was like, he was like, get up. Like, you know, so I'm like, okay. And so I do.

And he's like, yeah, yeah, not bad. Like, you know, look pretty strong there, but still pretty fat. So I said, this man is so hilariously obese. He's fat as shit as a pug nose. Like he has like an upturned, fucked up nose. And Nick was a piece of ass, dude. We're talking 18 years old. I was like, what the fuck, dude?

I was like, I feel like you're just, he does it to feel better about himself. I think that's what he thinks, like good mentorship is. Probably. It's like putting you down. Yeah, probably. But when I went to Albania, like even mentorship is probably. It's like putting you down. Yeah, probably. When I went to Albania, like even in my like early 20s,

I remember just shaking so many people's, I didn't know it all's hands, like probably friends of my parents from like 20 years ago, they just shook my hand and like literally the first thing they're like is like, hey, how's it going? You're pretty fat. So, they're like, they're also old and fat as fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're just like, hey, how's it going? You're pretty fat. And they're like, they're also old and fat as fuck you. And they're like, hey, how's it going?

Good to see you. Oh, you're pretty fat. What the fuck in the fuck sense? You look like shit too, man. Fuck you. Fucking you. You're not really shit. You're ugly and fat. I have you at least I

Wasn't even that fat compared to now back So I got back Kyle did you touch his jaw? I said of he fitted touches jaw Did you ever get any fights in Albania? No, I've never been in a fight never in my life Damn fucking soft as hell. You want one now? Yeah, I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to hurt you too bad next.

Did I have a lot of equipment in this room? This equipment is worth so much more than L. This is life. No. No. No. No. No.

Did we have any violent? I guess you left before anybody got into any fights. I got in a couple fights in elementary school. I remember those. Yeah. When I got on that, on that kid Joey's back. Joey right? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And I remember that. Yeah, that kid. We went to, there were so many kids in our elementary school that were like technically not developmentally disabled, but so stupid. Like definitely lead pain poison. Lead pain poison, like some,

and it was like, you're not medically retarded, but you are just like, but he's mentally limited, yeah. Yeah,ibly limited. Where it's like, I would watch him play chess with a kid with Down syndrome. And I bet you it would be a fucking like coin flip who wins. We went to school with a lot of those kids. We did. It's weird how many of them there were.

Yeah, you kind of wonder if it was just like a school entire. It was just like, South Baltimore had a lead fucking problem in the water. Yeah, for sure. They were like a lot of just combat for like no reason, combat of kids and stuff. Yeah. Well, I mean, everyone was fucking trash. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, they're like, oh, they're like parents were just like, like you think about it now. If we saw the kids were talking about parents, they're probably like eight years younger than us now. They were probably like 22 year old trash. They got pregnant in the 80, in like 80, you know, in like 89.

So that's so true. Like, people getting knocked up at like a fucking Motley crew cover band. Like not even real Motley crew. Like Motley crew cover band at Hammer Jax. Hammer Jax. Well, I always used to see babies in diapers just walking by themselves on the sidewalk,

like a cross from the school. And sometimes the mom would come out like, what did I say to that fucking hell? Yeah. Well, they had that sometimes. Other times I would be. Yeah, we're gonna be. Yeah, literally. I Like that happen sometimes other times I would be yeah literally that is that's not like that's a true straight We're playing soccer. Yeah, and the baby came out with a diaper on it nothing else like no shoes

Just walking on it was so cross the street And it just walked up to The road at one point and it just walked up to us We just stopped like soccer and the mom came out just looking like you know like a character from eight miles As she was like what the fuck did I tell you And the baby by the way can't talk Just learn how to walk. You're not fucking telling you not to leave the house. God damn, dude.

That kid is so fucked. It was poor kid. Yeah, I wonder what that is. I mean, nothing good. You're yelling at its child. At its grandchild right now. Probably joined the Angels of Death. Yeah.

The Greek Town. The Greek Town gang. The Greek Town gang, dude. I took my wife around Dundalk, so she could see the natives. Mm-hmm. Because it's like you won't understand. You don't get it.

Until you go there. And the first person we saw was a dude in a slipknot shirt. And he had hair like you, but he was a regular guy. Yeah. Yeah. Like, bald, long, and hard down to his shoulders, dude. And he was wearing cargo shorts and flip flops. Yeah Like ball the long And he was wearing like cargo shorts and flip flops just walking down Maribola When I got when I came back to like part of you wants to be like it's really great Time is really not what it used to be it was such so bad like it was fucking like one person a year would get murdered

Yeah, one from our house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't as bad as most of Baltimore, but it's like you'd have one murder a year to keep everybody's that on their toes. Yeah, a lot of burglaries. And it has gotten so much better, but the last time I was there, I was walking, there's still patches in the back of Greek town by eastern that shit. I was walking around there because I was just trying to get my steps, you know. And some guy literally tried to sell me, he had a garbage bag full of loose

wet wipes. It was trying to sell me by the bag. It was trying to sell me garbage bags full of wet wipes. And I was like, hell yeah garbage bags full of wet wipes. And I was like, hell yeah, the neighborhood's still chugging. Because remember how many gifts dad would give us guys who boosted shit. I know. Like, they would go to that, they would go to the fucking coffee shop on,

the coffee shops on Eastern Avenue. And it was just guys who had recently stolen things or it was bootleg shit. And they would like, what do I remember when he got his watches? Yeah. He got his watches. Yeah. He got his watches one year old, his for Christmas. And the fucking watch face peeled off. It was a fucking stinker. He didn't even like bother to check the fake watches he bought

for like $10 each. I know. They were in this ornate box. I was like, whoa, this is awesome. And then he was just like, look at it. It's like, look, it's not right off. And it fucking, the face peeled off. It was incredible.

I remember that day when he gave us those watches. At first I was like, damn, this box is not this. Because the box was awesome. And at first sight, you take it out and you're like, oh shit. And then you look a little closer and you're like, this Yeah, I think you look a little close to me like this It felt like shit. It looked great. It felt like shit, then it was literally And he gave us like a nice pens. Yeah, it's easy steelable This motherfucker man remember

Remember that one guy who The he came up and he because our dad was elders you know this in case anybody doesn, because our dad was, elders, you know this, in case anybody doesn't know, our dad is a car, is a carbon dirt contractor. And people would also sell, like you would get guys that would steal, like screwdriver or whatever, from Deepo. And they, cause they knew.

Yeah, I stole from him and tried to resell. Yeah, that would happen. I mean, people stole his shit a lot too, but, well yeah, one time he one time he got fucking, anyway, we don't know about that, but he called the guy who stole his shit. Um, that would. Yeah, well, he's dumb as, they called him,

and then when the guy was handcuffed, that allegedly dad hit him in the face, and the cop had to be like, well, I can't Press charges now because you assaulted him I know it's justice. Fucking dumbass. Yeah, that I pronounced shit, buddy. Fuck the course. He always came back and just told how much he would just beat the shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Turns out they were handcuffed. Yeah, the one time he did. But, um, but yeah, he used to get his, I forgot about that. He used to get his tool stolen all the time. Yeah, all the time. When we were really little. And then, but then one time a guy comes up to him and he tries to sell him some nails. And the guy is like, and he's like, that's like, I really don't need nails, like I'm good.

And he's like, you know, he gives him some kind of like really cheap price. And he's like, he's driving a truck full of nails. And he's like, you don't want some nails? And he's like, no, man. And he's like, he's like, come on, a thousand full of nails. And he's like, you don't want some nails? And he's like, no man, he's like, he's like, come on, a thousand bucks. And that's like, no, I don't want nails for a thousand bucks. He's like, no, no, no, I'll give you the truck and the nails for $1,000.

And it's like, this is so clearly stolen. They can't find this, help me, a truck. And the nails for- Full of nails. Truckloads. Like for $1,000. This is so fucking awesome. Dad definitely thought about that too.

He was like, yeah, in a perfect world. I remember the last trash bag for like gift that I got. It's when I was leaving for Frostberg. And it was maybe like, it was like a couple hours before we were getting ready to go. And dad's like, oh, shit, hold on, I'll be back. So he drives back to the magazine. He comes back, he brings back a trash bag, right? And he's like, you're gonna need these.

And he opens the trash bag, it's just like a trash bag full of loose Congress. And I was like, what the fuck? And he did this front of mom too. And I was like, dude, not a And he did this front of mom's room. And I was like, dude, not a good look. That you are God, the front of mom. You're gonna put all these fucking loose condoms in your workshop, huh? It was a lot of fucking condoms, dude.

It was like, it was like, past the back, it was filled. And by the way, like, I was checking them, like, almost all of them were expired. So I went to school and I was just passing them out to my friends. Well, not the expired ones, but you know, I was like here, like my dead long story. They're like, why do you have like the miscellaneous value of common? It was like direct direct Trojit. Like all the fucking different ones. It was so weird.

Goddamn. I was like, thanks. It's a good pop right there. It's a good day. And then he kisses your cheek and sees you off. Yeah. Is your guard? You're going to do good.

You're going to do good. Oh, fuck, dude. Elders, do you have, you got the Patreon pulled up? Or should I put up on my laptop? I got it, I got it here, I got the question. I got some questions from the people because we should take some, you know, Greek town specific questions,

some family specific questions before, because we're gonna also do some, of course, we're gonna do some fucking, we're gonna solve some problems, but we also wanted to give our beautiful Patreon family so many stories, dude. How old you? Well, this is kind of on topic. Someone asks, Papa Mitch asks, how did your father's infidelity affect you compared to stuff? What the fuck? What the fuck? What do we do?

How about something more light, L. This? You fucking asshole. Pretty devastating. Honestly, yeah. We can tell some fun stories. We don't have to say it explicitly. God, you have no instincts for producing. Hold on. How about this? Janis and Chris's underage Pipsqueak says,

was Stav this horniest a child slash teen? Oh yeah, but... Yeah. He used to take looks at me after out of the shower slash team. Oh yeah, but yeah. He used to take looks at me after out of the shower. Oh, no. He used to do real weird shit looking at me. I never did it. He was looking at me whistling at me.

All type of shit. No, no. He was horny. He was. He was horny. Yeah, that's definitely horny. Yeah, but you know, it wasn't. It was, I think it was a normal, a normal of horny normal. I think people are perceiving you as horny just because now you're you're actually you know

Now you can feel fulfilling your your your pussy getting dream my pussy getting my cuz that's what you guys understand Well most of my life until I won till probably 22 Like I I got a girlfriend in my 20s. I had only had sex with her when we broke up. I was like, that's when I still, I got zero pussy. We were, remember we trained all summer. Yep. At plan a fitness, in off-line, in 60 pounds. So much weight I got so happy. Because you got a girlfriend. And then I immediately got fetished. I got fetished.

And then I never got. And on healthy too.'m like at that point I wasn't even looking at a weight. I wasn't walking. I was so fucking fat I was like 20 I was literally like 22 and like bro I look like Brendan Fraser in the whale I felt so bad for her On the end of our relationship. I was so you're definitely I got fat as shit And I also because when we started dating, it was that year I quit com.

Like I did it, it's coming, I was 19, and I quit it because of all the, you know, family guilt to have a real job. Yeah, yeah. So we started dating after I got healthy and I was taking school seriously for a year, and then a year later I was like, school's gay I'm doing comedy.

And so she wanted to have like a real She wanted to have like a family have bury someone who was like smart and had a real job, but I was just like I was crashing on her couch and going to open mics and coming back like at 2 a.m. And like never I was like, nah, I don't want to fucking go I'm on with your fucking friends. I have to talk about how Sometimes you don't shave your pussy at at 1 a.m. at a seafood restaurant. You fucking bitch. No, she was really nice. I was like, she was nice.

She was a piece of shit. Stop was definitely horny, but I think I admired his dick. How hard he worked to try, you know. I didn't work that hard to try and get pushed. But you really wanted it. What? You really wanted it. We did hit some high school parties and get,

the strategy back then was go to a party, everybody gets drunk and cross your fingers. We get slurped off. You know? We never really did get any pussy did we, all this is to go to church too. You still like candles hoping for pussy. You should be allowed to pray for pussy.

Yeah. You should be allowed to pray for sins. Pray for whatever you want. That's true. Stop being you. Pray for everything. Yeah, that's true. Next question.

Denner. Were your parents ever weird about bringing home an Albanian friend? Stop in you right right. Yeah, that's true. Next question Daener where your parents ever weird about bringing home an Albanian friend. Oh, yeah Well, my father. Yes What was he? I'm curious like was he dude. He was like he was like Like and remember the Titans. He wasn't the it wasn't the family that would throw a brick through the window But he was the one that was like we can't be doing this too much. You know, like at first, obviously got to know you and he was like, oh, I'll do, wow, Albanians are people. And your mom spoke Greek, she was a traitor to Albanians.

So he really appreciated that she spoke Greek literally. Literally, it was like, oh,. It turned everything around on her. Yeah. I mean, if she went in there talking that sheep tar-shit, the young motherfuckers kicked the curb. Yeah, it was. She knew the language. Yeah.

Yeah. We weren't as bad as fucking Pete's family, for example. Oh hell no. But you know. No, it was great. Dad always hated Turks more than I've ever used that so well. Because the Armenians aren't really a threat. They're more of a nuisance.

It's causing the Northern border. Right. It's like having a really bad raccoon problem. You can't, you know, you can't let a little varm, they're varmints. We had to, we had to like keep them away from our scraps. I was thinking about it last night And I was like I wonder how aware I was of that like when I was a kid because I feel like even in like like the shit with

Like second and third grade arm. I feel like we all spoke pretty openly about it We really did just a kind of like yeah, man. Just house rule Yeah, my dad just a little weird about It's your off the chill out here Jake this juice Capri son in the hot outdoor of the 90 degree weather after summer camp Well, you guys enjoy the AC Yeah, I was like trying to remember last night. I was like I guess I wasn't that sensitive to it And then I was like, well, you know, I think we all were pretty aware of it. I know didn't care that much or something

I know I mean I don't think we really knew should I have some more self respect? Just for what guys in America. This is Southern Europe. Let's get to what's important. We're all white. Yeah, man. Somebody asks, Allison asks, Stavvy, baby, please tell us about the music you guys listen to as young rascal. Oh shit. The good, the bad and the cringey. Oh nice. We definitely love some dog shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we certainly evolved. But I remember, I think like your first CD

was like Britney Spears. Yeah, a little kids. We were a big time. I was a big time backstreet boys. We had like the 98 degrees. Oh, this is not the idea. I remember buying that from St. Yeah.

Being like, this is a fucking good music, man. Honestly, we listened to pretty much everything though. But we listened to pop as kids. Like it was either like shitty, village, Greek music on burn CDs, or we could listen to like N-sync. So of course you're gonna listen to N-sync. Of course, of course. And here Bozuki Twins.

It wasn't until we met Loneida. Oh yeah, our cousin. Our cousin Loneida. It's the fucking man. He's the man. We love him. I've talked about him on Compton a lot. I've definitely, if you followed my Instagram

when I used to go to Greece with him, he's a fucking animal. He's who showed us fucking like Zeblin Black Sabbath. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he listened to other bands and it like named the Rodding Christ. Yeah, he wrote the Rodding Christ. He would be like, Rodding Christ.

They were an Athenian death metal band. He loved Rodding Christ. Yeah, he would a lot in Christ. He would be like, rot in Christ. They were an opinion death metal band. He loved rot in Christ. He would just walk around, like, it would be quiet and out of the blue, he'd just go, rot in Christ. Where is my dollars? Yeah, where is my dollars? Where is my dollars? rot in Christ.

There it is. There they are, dude. Rot in Christ. Rot in Christ is a Greek black metal band. Yeah, he loved them Yeah, he literally followed them on tour They look awesome, and they opened I think they opened for Ozzy in Greece and he yeah, he was a huge Remember how he the story about how he Ozzy threw him a bucket and they wouldn't let him take it on Through the on the plane And he like somehow he was like I am not leaving without this

He's he doesn't really speak English that well. He's in England flying back to Greece and somehow in a post-9 11 world they just let him in the on the plane with the fucking bucket But it was it, awesome. Yeah, I don't know, but it was awesome. Yeah, it was so much. He. And then when did we start listening like hip hop? That's what I was talking about. I mean, I did in eldest his credit,

eldest was a big mace fan. Just big mace fan is a child. I was weird. I was like hip hop literally in all of elementary school from like first grade to like fifth grade. They got the family values tour 99 99 CD when that came out. That started me on a rock trajectory. Yeah, pretty much true like all of all of college.

And then like the last years of college, I got heavy into rap. Yeah, but you were like in high school in middle school. So you were into like hardcore and all that kind of gays. Yeah, it's all started with some new metal. Yeah, new metal to get down the path, new metal. But, no, it's a crock. We, I feel like we also had like individual favorite bands that were created, like I loved Kiss, like Way too much.

Because he's really great on the guitar. What can I say? Yeah, yeah. He's a fucking wizard. I was definitely a lead sa... The chief lead sa... And yeah, you were. And then I think I was obsessed with like,

Red Hat Chili's puppet. Yeah, you were on the gays. I had like... I had like... I had... It was fucked up. So cringe-remembering. And remember when AIM, like the message...

Horror, semester. Horror, horror. And every time I sent a message, the riff of like Like was rolling stones song No, no, it was a rolling stone And I would hear it and then the other person and then finally someone message can you turn that fucking sound I forgot trying to get pussy on aim. Yeah, name was cool, dude. Yeah, that was a nice time. That was a nice time, dude.

But then we listened to rap after a classic rock. Yeah, I think we all have some pretty good. I mean, we went to Baltimore City Public Schools. Literally for me, what took me finally over the edge was I was seventh grade and it was 50 cent to taking over the world. Oh yeah, yeah. And then after that, I was just like, I was in.

I was a big 50 and G unit fan. And that took you over to that pretty much. I rode that wave until a little Wayne. And once the Wayne was so, I mean, when we were in the hospital, we grew up at the heart of the little Wayne mixed in there. It was.

So that was our guy. That's right, for a lot of people. If dipset, you know, Santana. Yeah. Well, in southeast That's our live. Dipset, Dipset. Dipset, Dipset. Well, in Southeast, in our middle school, the kids formed a gang called Dipset. Dipset. And they used to like bank people.

These were just like, be the shit. I just showed just fine to random kid and we'll be sad. And so they would just start fucking like, you know, like crib walking, like Dipset, Bipset. Yeah. They start fucking beating the shit out of a kid. Yeah. And I was like, Dipset, the fun. And then our friends like, oh, that dipset, dipset. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Start fucking beating the shit out of a kid. And I was like dipset.

And then our friends like, oh, that's like a rap group. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Looked it up, really. I saw this music was fucking awesome. Yeah, you, so you found out about dipset through the gang that is kicked their name. In a middle school, yeah. Did you have any run-ins with dipset the gang?

Yeah, we did. We did, but we, they were food. ate them up yeah but dude southeast was baby prison I know and that's the best part the best part is like that was the second best middle school no maybe the third or four ingenuity project yeah and I it's so funny because I tested into the actually good one. Rollin' party. And my middle school experience is like, it was like a bunch of rich kids.

Like the worst behaved kids were the rich kids that got kicked out of their private schools for doing cocaine at 11. Those were the piece, and you guys had like, and there was like a couple kids that were like, but even our kids were not. So many Southeast stories. Well, we were in like the smart kid class and then we had like this nice like privately

funded back room and like the tables and chairs were nice and everyone else, the rest of the school just looked like Jen pop like cardboard walls and shit. You could like punch arrows through them. It's terrible. And there was like space between the wall and the ceiling. They're like cubicle space. One time our English teacher was six so between the wall and the ceiling. They're like cubicles, basically. One time our English teacher was six, so we had to spend the day with some like normal teacher.

And someone threw a used costume over the fucking space. And it just landed on the floor, some like seven-congraded. That was the first time I saw a condom. And I was like, the fuck is that? Like these kids are fucking in six and seven. Very. Like, it was wild. It was all dipset. It was just getting...

They didn't look that way. Yeah. And I think so, so then they finally let us like play, we played tackle football and like hardwood gym for us. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's how you got respect in Southeast. Like, if you weren't a pussy, you would play in the gym,

tag pool pool. And so it was like ingenuity, they're like, let's kick these nerds ass. Right, right, right. And I was just obliterating kids, just like fucking head hunting. You're like, headbiting kids. And they started calling me like baby urlacker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they all started loving me.

So I started getting, like, gaining respect with, like, the normal kids and stuff. And I was, like, the middleman. So anytime they're, like, just letting you know, we're gonna beat the shit out of your friend after school. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- I ran, it was like a little paper game. Like, like politics. It's like a baby prison politics. And so, so I'd go over to my friend, I'd be like, hey, like, do you have a ride after school this time?

I'm like, don't get on the bus. Because, and I'll tell him, like, you're gonna get fucking killed after school. And, damn, that's so fucking funny. I just think we remember one time. He was talking mad shit to this kid, the scary kid. Yeah. Like, maybe...

It's honestly terrifying. I think it made a bit... Oh, he was 16 years old in the second grade. He was like six feet tall in middle school. Jack, like, when mail-ins and shit, fucking... So in the ball, on the seventh grade. He was like six feet tall in middle school. Jack, like, when mail ends and shit, fucking, like, when the balls are backboard. I was just fucking dunking like a grown-ass. I was talking shit.

And this kid for everyone at home was like, he was probably like five, four, and like, pudgy and like, come from a Greek family where it's like all this fake, he was like the runt of all his cousins and they were like bigger and more successful and like getting pussy and athletic. So he just thought,

brovado is how you got respect. They never really beat him up that bad in his family. And even in Greek talents, we would fuck each other up a little bit, but it would be like you would punch one kid bad. He would fall and be like, I beat you in the fight. So he never really experienced like true consequences from like that middle.

He didn't until until he did. So, so he, so one time, he was talking a bunch of shitty challenge on one on one. And I was just, you know, dismantling him. And then actually crosses him up. Oh, wow. And fucking six or three And then it was like getting ready like fucking kill and I said oh

I stepped in and then we had to negotiate his punishment So So I was like chill chill chill chill chill and so then the the leader of Dipset would come up and it was like this little tiny motherfucker with like the rat like raggiest fucking corners Yeah, I need blood guard. We need to talk about this Mason and I was like all right like what what would be fair? Yeah, yeah, he got hot headed, you know, yeah I was like I get to I get to put him in like a chokehold for 10 seconds. And I was like, seven. And he was like, he was like eight.

And then I was like, okay, but you have to do it when I'm there. So basically, so basically it's lunchtime. And I think I remember this story now. Yeah. It's lunchtime and we're sitting down just fucking eating a sandwich. And I know it's gonna happen. It doesn't. That was the agreement.

That was the agreement because I still had to earn their trust. I said, because if I would have tipped, they would have known and I would have lost that power. Your integrity, the safety of my gang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so just eating a sandwich, I'm, They would have known and I would have lost that power your integrity with the safety of my Can And just eating a sandwich Just like comes fucking walking barreling down and he always wore a like a tank top Fucking jacked in stuff

Your school had a uniform And your school had your school had a uniform You had to wear blue polo yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And by the way the cafeteria is packed like And he just fucking snatch Yeah, really squeezing Like prox play like And then I'm like one Just like counting the chokehold and I'm like all right let him go

He finally let him go What the fuck what the fuck I'm sorry, dude is the only way Trust me they wanted to fucking kill you That's so fucked up now, but I think Teacher I love that you had a teacher who just straight up would not go on the curriculum. He was teaching guys about like He's the best Rest in peace Our favorite teacher I found my history book from then dude. It was like well for it

What was cool? He did like five months of like mr. Crumb like slavery and like black history shit Which was cool. He's not a learn about real. Yeah, so then it was like, let me tell you about when Napoleon went to Egypt. And he opened up a sarcophagus, and he found a model of a 3D Boeing 737 airplane, like the wildest shit dude. And like I have notes from when I was 12, like Napoleon found like model air

Like Atlantis was underwater. They can read underwater like just the wild They should do it. It was my favorite. It was my fucking rock. He was super strict too So and he was hot. He was like he was like shit to fuck up and listen to how I can walk through walls basically He told us that one time he meditated enough where he could walk through a wall. And then he, but he was like the most senior respect that he did at the school. No one fucked with them. No one fucked with them. And he always had like funny sayings, like, you know, aphorisms. Aphorisms. Yeah, he read us Jonathan Jonathan Livingston Seagull all of that All the time and then he would just segue into like

Seeing your aura and like what your different color aura is and stuff like that. Yeah, he was kooky as fuck He was definitely gay. He was he wanted He was closet. He was best friends with the gym teacher who was like, this is like, hot as shit. Right looking like dark skin, fucking. Just sexy due to like, blue out his knee who's supposed to play like, college football. Yeah, but instead he's a gym teacher, he's like, he was like, 26 probably.

He also had an Escalade. Yeah. So it's like, wonder what he was doing. What was he up to? He was just a shit. But he definitely wanted to fuck Mr. R. Hot. Yeah. There he had that. That's what I'm saying. Damn. What was up to? But he definitely want to fuck Mr. There you have that

Damn, he's a dirtball dog list dude. I do Can I know we're telling a lot of stories please? So the story of dirtball dog list. We'll tell the story dirtball dog list Then we'll do a half hour of questions and then we got to go see John Wickflush. Yeah, sir We got to have your boys back. This is so fun. All right, so Dirtball Douglas, right? Yeah. You know, at the time, you don't really understand, like this kid, right now, to this day, I feel terrible, because he was clearly incredibly poor, not me.

Get him. Probably getting a user at home and stuff like that. And he was a cool kid, but he just was totally silent, you know, and he just always, like, he was crying. I am, dude. So he always wore this, like, he always wore like this, this goose bumps, like, screen skull shirt, you know, and like, and like all the floor.

The same clothes on. Like a Stone Cold Steve Austin shirt, which I was rocking, hindsight. So anyway, Durbal Douglas never really bothered anyone, right? This is Southeast. Southeast, so yeah. So then, we all go outside and there's a huge brawl outside.

The whole school is fighting. All the girls are fighting and shit. Mr. Crumb is like swinging at kids and just like, everyone is fighting. And so me and George are trying to get into our car. You know, like our carpool. And so Dirtball Douglas is just like, uh, like he's terrified.

He looks like he's like in a field getting bomb basically, you know, so then like three cop cars like pull up, right? And then just start getting out and start macing kids. Macing the air. There was like a hundred kids, he just maced the field. They start macing kids, right? Fucking zip-tying kids in his face to feel. They start fucking bullies, right? Fucking zip-tying kids, body slamming them. Oh my god.

And then Dirtball Douglas is like getting away on scath, right? And this cop runs to his car, runs past Dirtball Douglas, stops, turns around, turns around, and just like, maces Dirtball Douglas. And he's like, ah, fuck the screams. And then Dirtball starts swinging at him. And the cop just picks him up and fuck it spine busters him And then puts him in the back of the car drives away and he never came back to school Yeah, yeah, what was the start of the, uh, of the broth? A huge fight on spirit day.

Yeah. It was spirit day. Outside playing and shit in the dipset and then, you know, there was like a girl affiliated gang dipset. And then there was another gang called Latino. Latino love. Do you remember that? And I was in that gang.

And, and, and, uh, and so they just all had like this fucking biggest And we didn't start off like a football pickup football game I didn't. One kid got tackled and then just like look there I just fucking start punching him I was like a fuck and I just started fighting and I was nuts Didn't a teacher hit somebody? Your science teacher? Oh she smacked her shit out of somebody

Yeah, that was a whole cock your your science teacher she was oh she smacked a shit out of somebody yeah yeah that was a cold cold wild that was I think she was pregnant yeah I believe that was the story she was pregnant she was breaking up a fight she was pregnant yeah she was she was from Minnesota and she was a D1 college wrestler wow this is Tiffany she let us borrow a big hunk of shit She let us bought borrow spinal tap. That's pretty cool. Yeah, she was cool. I guess she's not a she was she was a savage So she didn't give a fuck she's like is she smacked the kid. Oh, yes, let this shit out of her Her a mr. Bessik's at Polly punched a kid with his gold ring remember that broke up a fight

Mr. Bessik's was like, he thought he was the hot, like hottest shit. Yeah. He was always had slicked hair and shit. And so we were in class and these two kids were fighting outside and Mr. Bessik stops the classic, excuse me for one minute. And just like walks out and just like literally puts

his ring on. And then he's like, now you little motherfucker, just like fucking punches a kid. And then everyone's like, whoa. It was like he had a whole meltdown. And like he was like super calm, he's like one second, and we thought he was just gonna go and shut the door.

And he went out and he like separated them. And he's like, fucking just like sucker punch the girls. Oh my god, dude. What's his ass? I brought my prize your punts. Oh my gosh. What is that? I brought my prize possession here today. Thank you so much. I'm giving it to stuff. It's a signed Hardy Boys picture from East Point Mall. Yes.

Believe it's your 2000 or 1999. Yeah. We waited in line all day at East Point Mall. The Hardy Boys and with them was Trish Stratus. And it was Terry. I heard Terry. We still have the Terry at home. I will bring it to stop because it was a very fat, obnoxious tense.

I do. I remember beating off to that, to the Terry picture. Mom didn't know that Terry was going to be there. And so she almost like here, I guess I'm handing this. Thank you. You can rip it off with a bit of Don. And she almost, she almost like turned around and like pulled us back home because she saw Terry there

Yeah, what the fuck is this? Yeah, we want to see tits we're growing boys. Yeah Well, how do I never know about this hearty boys thing? I've never seen this you never seen this No, you guys got it. That's because you were a that's because you were a fucking suburb's bitch by then You left you left the mean streets of Baltimore. I guess I would have to go to art screen like a fucking push Yeah, you're going to that mall that look like the Egyptian cinema is that where you used to go? No, no, that's random. Oh, we used to go to a random mills to get a mount We're in the whole mall circuit in the area Like the white mars. Yeah, we have a lot of art to show that thing sick

You should literally get that frame. We should frame this, honestly. That's awesome. You know, Matt Hardy's like, baby is a viral sensation. Really? Matt Hardy is his baby's gothic baby on TikTok. And it's like his wife like dresses their baby up. And his baby's literally goth. Like she loves where, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl.

That's fucking awesome. But it's like, they went viral. And then someone exposed it for being a nepo baby. Oh my god. Yeah, look at look how cute this fucking baby is Gothic babies dad. Who's got yeah? There's got a baby After turning daughter into a gothic baby fucking rules that already rocks. Yeah, he's the man the baby's body on the line every We really did do shut out to the swamp fucking rules. Matt Hardy rocks. Yeah, he's the man. The baby's body on the line every week. He really did, dude. Shout out to the swan Tom Bond.

No, that was just Jeff. That was Jeff. But Matt did the leg drop from all the way up here, I think. Twist the fate. The twist the fate. Out of the fate. Yeah. Yeah, the baby looks like it.

It's really huge. That's a huge shit. Oh, yeah. Congratulations to Matt. But the decorates her gothic daughters. She's a great one. She's a beautiful baby. She's a beautiful baby.

We also, look, we want to also show off some beautiful artwork that my brother here made. Oh yeah, and we have a final gift as well. This, you know what, George, you should put four paintings up for sale. Okay. And they're going to, these are masterpieces, folks, okay? So we're going to do later in the summer, we're gonna do, yeah, go ahead and show it off, all of us. Okay.

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We decided to film the special in May so it moved everything up But me and George are gonna do a joint Art show where I will be hosting a comedy show with me and some of my friends and George will be showing his artwork This series which focuses on religion and punishment Welcome to hell welcome WEL the CUM number two hell. Okay, the themes are religious beliefs. Love for God. Fear of hell. Fear of being a good man. Lust. You secret desires. Secret desires.ning us on a hundred. It's all type of shit. There's a lot of different stuff.

And basically, it means it's good to be bad, okay? So we're gonna sell a couple of these, but not too many, George, all right? $500 minimum. I'm serious, it took me a while. There's a lot of detail on this. And we're gonna do a live in-person show, probably in New York City in the summer. Either New York or Baltimore, we haven't decided yet.

I'm close, this shit is crazy though. It's awesome. I need a little hand. And these are some of the, this is the beginning. So, you know, we'll definitely advertise this, but we're not selling to many of these. I tell my brother, these are gonna be fucking, these are gonna be collectors items. So we're not moving these for cheap motherfuckers.

Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. But we just want, that's a little, that's a little sneak preview. I'm sure you guys will be back before that, but let's also show one final piece. Another gift. This is a surprise. Eldis has a senior. This is a surprise. Eldest hasn't seen this

We have a beautiful beautiful piece of artwork Other one Josh either one either. Oh, sorry Yeah, there it is. We have a beautiful piece of artwork It's a beautiful piece of art This is first time Our good friend shield masters They love they love stop they love you eldest and that's fuck their big their big supporters of Odyssey and you and of course they made me a shield then they they were adamant on making stop a shield and we were texting back and forth Then stuff was like how about you just make me a king and eldest kneeling beneath And they're like we can literally do anything that's awesome, dude

And by love how eldest looks like a a fucking, he looks like Dominican. He looks like a gay Puerto Rican man in this. He does. We send them some pretty susbictures of Eldis. Yeah, dude. He looks hotter than he actually is. So this is great detail. Great details.

That's awesome. It is a literal metal shield. It's a metal shield. That's so fucking sick. Oh my God. We can now shield masters of weapons. That's a real weapon. I'm gonna bring that on the road We get to the venue before so I'm like move move clear the way You sure in front of us like Kevin Costner the body guard style

So why don't we answer a couple questions before we go watch John Wick for fuck you Hope you guys are enjoying the How kiss brothers only episodes of Stavis world will make the will make these a tradition. There's just so much We haven't even scratched the surface. We haven't told Greek town stories yet. We haven't like there's other gangs that we've had run into with There's so yeah, other time other drug when we were drug dealers We're selling I love everybody in this room love you guys. Yeah, love you We've literally all known each other for 30 years

We are brothers. Yeah plus eldest plus our little buddy right there, man. It's crazy to know anyone for 30 years when you're like 34 You didn't know anyone for 30 years when you're like 34. That's rare. Everyone else, like the friend situation sucks. Everyone's like friends with people from college. From college, they're like their oldest friend. It's like, yeah, we've been friends for six whole years. You're in your 30s, man. You've only had a friend for eight years, but not us, baby.

So why don't we take that friendship and we fucking we apply to some of these Problems these people are having how's yeah, and by the way follow George on Instagram follow Nick you know Of course you guys know Nick from our beautiful can we keep the safe work out series. Yeah, keep that safe Welcome to hell house. Yeah Welcome to hell. Hell's yeah. Welcome to that baby. So why don't you play us a little fucking star fucking? I'll start us off with something that Nick is probably the best person that we've had on the show the way in here. Okay, we'll see.

Stubby baby, what's up? You got to read. Good job, baby. New York, small town. Listen, I'm a skinny motherfucker who cannot gain weight. Got a high metabolism. I'm talking eating cheeseburgers every day, drinking insurers before I go to bed. Junk food, fast food, you name it.

I don't care. I eat it. I shit it out. Don't gain weight. I'm a single dad. Wow. Monday to Friday seven-year-old Also can't get pussy What do you like to do?

Just stay there and then they're fucking waiting and also, you know, what the hell? How do I get some pussy? Because I don't go online and I don't go to the gym. Doesn't go to the gym. Like I said, skinny motherfucker, can't help it. What do I do, man? Thanks.

Well, I'm jealous of this guy. I wish I could eat for you, pal. We're about to put down the amount of calories that would fuck you. What I can do in a day where I'm not even that hungry, you probably haven't ever even approached God damn. This fucking guy. So he just wants to gain weight.

He doesn't even go to the gym. It's not even a matter of putting on muscle. He just doesn't want to get fat. I mean, I'm sure he wants to put it in gain weight. So I think at number one, if you're eating that much, most of the time when people... You have a tapeworm. LAUGHTER much most of the time when people have a tapeworm. Yeah, you're getting raw ground beef by the pound.

I just can't gain weight no matter what it is. I eat it. In shares before I go to bed, how junk food fast food you name it. I think you're not getting pussy because you're too skinny. You little runt. you're too skinny. Are you a little runt? You're too fragile. I think so if you want to gain weight, I mean, you keep eating, obviously. But I think your biggest mistake right now is you're most likely not tracking your food.

And I know, you know, I'm not really going to say anything funny here. I want to give the guys some actual advice. Yeah, it's fun. But I think for the majority of people who say they can't gain weight or lose weight, the thing they don't do is actually see how much food they eat. In their minds, they always eat enough

or enough to either gain or lose weight. For sure. In reality, they don't because they're not doing their due diligence of tracking it. So rule not, I think start actually tracking, getting a good idea as to what you're eating from a caloric sp, and then start going to the gym and lift weights. Like, that's going to be good for you to put on some weight, you know. Right now you're talking about

probably damaging yourself from like a health perspective. Right, right, right, right. You're a single dad, not sure how young you are. You know, I would say if I can step in here and just tell you some glorically dense things that go down easy. Let's hear it. I think you gotta get in the fucking, just even junk food, I don't even think is the right way to go about it. But if you do like, you gotta be eating some fucking nut butters.

Those, that shit adds up quick. If you get a fucking, if you get get a fucking if you get a milkshake You get a milkshake you throw some fucking peanut butter a little avocado in there like Where who who's when what's this face was trying to be when Rob what the fuck is in twilight uh... in twilight uh... robert patenson

when he was trying to become when he's like walking up for batman he would fucking put olive oil in ice cream yeah and find micro wave and just drink it yeah i literally i tell a lot of my athletes that ask me how to gain weight i'm like are you using olive oil yeah just like oily nut butters yeah stuff that fatty cuts of meat bacon cuts of meat, bacon, you know what I mean? Um, things that won't sit, like if you're eating cheeseburgers and shit, you probably don't want to keep eating after that. Right.

You have to eat things that are highly palatable and won't satiate. Shaking thighs are good. Yeah. Um, but even PB&J's, you know, all the things that taste great that are ice cream. Yeah. Salami, horseradish, what a big boy. Mayonnaise,

mayonnaise, fucking, yeah, combos, poor not a jar of mayo, just start sucking that shit right. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, so. You're right, and fast food can make you feel ill.

Yeah, it makes you feel shitty. So if you start eating something like, like you said, nut butter is avocado things that are colorically dense that won't necessarily make you feel like total shit. Butter, start adding some things that'll actually make you feel good. You don't, you know,

a gaining weight is synonymous with junk food. It really shouldn't be. Like you could, you know, you hear dirty bulk and then bulking by eating good food. Yeah, like you see, like honestly, one of the most depressing things I see is when a fucking like a bodybuilder is eating, like, like eating just what you need to lose weight,

but he's eating so much of it. Like you see some guy eating so much chicken breast? Yeah. That it's like, it makes you feel like it's broccoli. Chicken breast broccoli, but he's eating like, every hour and a half to three hours, maybe. So that's what I would say. You should be, maybe you try cooking

high calorie versions of stuff that won't make you, that go down a little easier. You know, like fatty cuts in meat, ground, cook your own burgers with some fucking pork belly in there. I feel like on Instagram, like fatty-cut-to-meat, ground, cook your own burgers, with like, you know, with some fucking pork belly in there, so you can eat it. I feel like on Instagram,

it's very in right now, like this little cooking videos to add a lot of extra protein to your shit or something. Yeah. I think also when, if you're a single dad with a seven-year-old, a lot of my clients who are parents tell me how hard it is to actually eat food because

their kids just eat it. And they're only eating scraps and stuff. So every time I hear a parent, especially a single dad who I'm assuming sees his kid quite a bit, probably depending on how young and stuff he's. How good is his sleep? What's the other one? Geez, yeah, sleeps a big one. Sleeps a big one if you're sleeping like shit, whether it be

taking care of your kid or what have you, but make sure it's not all about just what you eat. I think, I mean, it's most of it, but if you're not sleeping like shit, you're just kind of throwing a wrench into your progress as well. That stress management being a single dad is probably pretty stressful, I would imagine.

I wish I could cook for this guy. I wish I could show him how I live. Like, sometimes I feel like it's fucked up that you can't just like trade stomachs. Like there's people who can't game, when people can't lose it. And it's like there's people who just don't like to eat and do it. I like, when I stop tracking, and even when I think I'm doing okay, and you think about what you ate, it's like, oh, that was 5,000 calories. So easily.

And that was me trying not to eat that much. That was me not getting ice cream. That was just like a couple add, I was just like my breakfasts, you know what I'm saying? Or so, you throw a little butter on the toast, you get a little cheese, you get a little extra side of bacon, you know, little sausage. I really truly wish I could fucking just show this guy

what one day of just, even when I had for breakfast today, it was a bagel and I was like, look, we're letting our hair down, it's Greek independence day. Fucking brothers are in town. The brothers are in town. Through little fucking cream cheese, instead of regular cheese, and I threw a hash brown in there just for good measure.

I'm the man, you're not a fuck we do with the fuck you know what the fuck it is but yeah and we're getting we're getting dumplings after the Yes, sir, anyway, this guy needs to start working out starts he needs to start lifting he should go to Jim a little bit Yeah, even if it's just to start lifting a little bit By the way, I've been seeing you've been deleting the calls part of me's thinking we should When we edit it put the call in and boost the audio a little bit With the edit Whoever edits just because sometimes the audio is bad when people listen

Put yeah, yeah Like download the mp3 and put it in some of my was thinking about But anyway, whatever the mp3 and put it in some of us thinking about but anyway whatever let's play another one for the old danc's yeah i'm doing all the advice this time hey stav big fan look at for some advice i'm gonna be in a wedding one of my best buddies wedding gonna be the best man put together a form um...

he's not autistic but we always joke about him being autistic and i have some tastefully you know landed autistic jokes and the best man's speech and then i think it's not a land would probably like seventy percent of the death uh... the pride call you know hated and i was good at it i'm not sure who you know could be altific out in the wedding party but I should I do it or should I pass and do

something do some other stuff it's some good stuff though so I don't know let me know what you think do it don't do it I appreciate any advice okay listen two of us are gonna give you a voice alright one's a very successful man's I appreciate any advice. See, that was a good one. I'll take this one, dude. I'll go ahead, George. Okay, listen. Two of us are gonna give you a voice. All right, one's a very successful man, figured everything out. This is a younger, mentally old brother. Got a lot of issues.

Add more autistic jokes. Make the whole thing obvious. All right? Yeah, and don't look anyone in the eyes. Yeah, yeah. Look straight down to the face. Speak, don't try look anyone in the eyes. Yeah. Look straight down. Speak fast. Speak.

Don't try and connect with the audience at all. Plow through your autistic jokes. Um. But anyway. Obviously don't tell any fucking autistic jokes. Like you can hint at the stuff. Like okay, if you guys have jokes about him being autistic, that means he probably is like maybe a little rude or like doesn't have social graces.

You can hint around it. You can do the PG version of whatever. You can mock him for something he's done, but don't go out there and be like, oh fucking, this retard finally got married. I'm surprised. You're gonna, hey, you better not put putting Legos near the bed tonight Cuz he might not fuck you cuz he's busy stacking the Legos you fucking bitch. You shouldn't do shit like that, okay? And I know he says he has a couple of he doesn't just have one He's got a whole fuck and he's like the by the way, he's like the bride is probably gonna hate it

Arguably the most important person at the event is gonna hate it. But hey, 70%, my friends, and then 60% of other people, I've conservatively estimated. It's all gonna work with them. He's got rapid fire autistic jokes. You see this all the time, though, where it's like guys that have never been funny in their lives are Sort of funny in the exact context of their friend

With and then think like like here's the thing. There's two. It's usually a couple of ways to go Oh, fucking thing you look awesome Is this a speech for the bachelor party is this a speech for the rehearsal dinner or is this a speech for the wedding right? There's three different levels of fucking speeches yeah and it's like you can say any at the bachelor party we were saying whatever we want it was a nice bachelor party we had a blast it was it was super it was a great time you could say anything you want it sounds like he's gonna do it at like yeah no no but that's what I'm telling him is like where be realistic about where these jokes belong do they belong just with the boys? Do they belong with an intimate group of like close friends that you feel the vibe out and it's like

Okay, we can be a little inappropriate at the rehearsal dinner. There's not that many people Or does it belong at the wedding where at where fucking little kids are where who knows whose cousin has Mental disability like this is not about you killing with your all. I'm gonna guess not even that funny joke, let's be honest. Like what even are the jokes? Hey, what's with like, talking an autistic guy's dick, huh?

Yeah. I feel like he needs to just stop thinking about the word autism and stuff here. You need a, if you do want some jokes like this in there, you got to frame it like this. My buddy is awkward in a cute kind of way. Exactly. And you got to make jokes at his expense

that make the bride look good. 100%. Like he was awkward with her on this one day. I can't believe he pulled her off being so weird. Never making eye contact. Yeah. But you can't be like, yeah, it's fucking, it looks like she got so desperate,

she went into the fucking short bus for a husband. You can't be doing shit like that, man. This bitch is pussy must be no good. She's gotta go in the fucking retard section, special ed. This bitch went outside of a fucking Love on the spectrum after the altar. Yeah, she waited until yeah, she waited until love on the spectrum They got rejected she started waving a Reese's piece. She's around her pussy seeing what she got is what she caught

Yeah, she put a she she put some candy corn in a box with a stick holding it up and seen Who's the first autistic mother fuck and a Rubik's cube under there And see who's the first fucking Mongoloid she caught You can't be doing no shit like that, dude So yeah tone it down. I'll just you gave great advice and don't don't do whatever you're thinking about dude Do whatever you want thinking about you. Do whatever you want.

I was at a wedding in college. It was like the first of my friends, age group, whatever wedding I've been to. And this guy had his best man go up there. And at one point in the speech, he was like, yeah, they made it. And, you know, there were some nights, he would come to my apartment late and he'd be like man I think this was it and we really didn't think we would make it we really didn't think he would make it through that. I think those people saying it was just like like. I was brilliant. He was like kind of meant to be a joke. When people say she like that it's like yeah I mean I can't believe we're here. I remember he was treating her bad.

No one wants to remember that shit at the wedding, man. Yeah, I remember I was always joking. I was always joking that at our bleeper name out at our best friends wedding, who was our roommate. I was going to, my speech was going to be like, you know, I wanted to find love so bad, she just kept looking over and over again. Guy after guy after guy. Sometimes two or three in the same weekend. I always joke that was gonna be my fucking speech in her wedding. When I, when I officiated it.

She was like, please tell him. No, she loved it. You know, she was a man. She was laughing hard to shit when I toldiated it. She's like, please don't. No, she loved it. You know, she was a man. She was laughing hard to shit when I told her that. I was gonna give that speech to the bachelor party, but I got sick. That's when I had some kind of like weird,

like I ate like raw meat that like gave me, they gave me a stomach infection. There was like a week where I was like, oh, I'm dying, I have stomach cancer. It was my shit kept coming out like yellow. And it was just like some weird bug from like raw chicken wings or undercooked wings. I'm not damn. I got the call, I remember the day of the special,

the day we were filming the special, I got the call that it was like just a stomach bug and I was like, thank God. Oh, thank God, yeah. Anyway, you have to do a lot of bleeping this episode of Elders. Yeah. Yeah, we just of this. Yeah. Yeah, we just want to produce our extraordinaire. Yeah,

I'll see how it goes. Shit can't. All right. Okay, so I am dating this chick. We've been together, well officially we've been together about two months, but we've been talking for about five months. Nice. We initially met through our drug dealers house, and I ended up fucking the drug dealer, and they were friends. And so now I am dating her and she's bringing up that one friend flash drug dealer and how can I reassure her that hey I'm with you now and not her. And so yeah, anyway, I thought this up, so, um, but everybody. This is awesome. I love this is an awesome little slice of a little trash lesbian lifestyle

right here. Speaking of stories from childhood, this sounds like just a lot of people you encounter. Between like middle school and half school, you know, I feel like we grew up around this girl. Everyone. I mean, look, this is a classic. Yeah, eat the drug dealers pussy and your girlfriend won't let you get away. You know, won't let you forget it situation. We've all been there.

I'm assuming the dealer is a male here. I don't know. No, no, no. Oh, did she say that? She said it, yeah. I'm with you now, not her. Oh, I see, I see. You fucking show. Find another drug dealer. Oh, Lesby can't sell fucking pills to other Lesby and tell this. Someone who loves literature so much. Just fucking idiot can't read it. It's right I stand corrected. So this is basically as you know, we like to we like to trash you

But this is a pretty common thing where it's like in a friend group people have you know You fuck somebody and then you meet someone through those people so it's like they're kind of grandfathered in But now the other person's insecure because it's like, oh, this person we're all friends with that you fucked before we were together. I don't like. Now, if they were, it was before you guys were together. We initially met through our drug dealer and our drug dealers house. I ended up fucking the drug dealer and they were friends. And so now I'm dating her. So were you dating her even openly before? Like, was it one of those on-again, off-again things

where you fucked the drug dealer, or you were with her, then you fucked the drug dealer, then you went back with her, because that's a little more complicated. But if there's a clear line of delineation, where it's like, yes, I fucked the drug dealer before we were together, but I didn't know we were gonna be together, I would never have done it

if it would have fucked our relationship up back then but I can't do anything about that then reassure her and then also if worst-case scenario Find a different drug dealer. Yeah, you were you're afraid of this your drug dealer not your you said friends slash drug dealer But if they're more of a drug dealer then it's like yeah if I was with somebody and She fucked her personal trainer, and it was like, I would be like, you know, I would prefer all things being equal

that you see some other trainer, right? You, she, I think she's kind of in the right to be like, look, all things considered, could you buy your fucking percuss sets from a different, a different toothless person wearing a monster energy drink, branded hat. That would be really good for me. So that's, I think you can reassure her and then also be like, look, if it'll make you feel better, I'll get my drugs elsewhere.

Now, do you get a better deal because you let her strap you? You might have to say goodbye to that extra, you know, that 10% off your pills. But that's, I think that's what it's gonna have to be personally. I get it though, you feel like, hey, we're together, what's the big deal? I think there's room for compromise here though.

If you can find a different drug dealer great, but also be like, hey, look, that was in the past, let the past be the past. And if they can't accept that and you make a little compromise and she still can't accept it, then maybe this person is a little too jealous. Yep, and it's a harbinger of things to come in the future Because sometimes you want to work on some things But sometimes you can't serve the certain things you can't get over in my experience of a relationship

Yeah, this one seems to be a tough one I find a different drug dealer if it's as simple as find a different drug dealer. If it's as simple as find a different drug dealer, then great. But, what do you have chemistry with a drug dealer? Yeah, that's a good drug. And it's hard to find a good drug dealer. What kind of drugs are we talking here? If it's weed, get out of that's a morp. That's what I wanted.

There's drugs there. It's co-gif, it's like harder to find stuff. Then it's a little bit more of a task. Just literally talk to the girl you're dating. Talk to your girl, yep, and just be like, I don't want to fuck her now more. I fuck her one time. Yeah. Before we was a thing.

Now, now me and her ain't shitting me, you were thin now, so. Now I'm fucking you letting you strap me up, letting you, what my ass in bed. Letting you do me dirty as shit in bed yeah yeah yeah and you do me all type of nasty shit in bed oh yeah and now you just got a boot report to have a tower that this is not a problem that's right I'm not getting mushrooms from somebody else bitch got Pontius Pond. Warsh your hands of the whole thing. Amen. Amen, brother.

Amen. Yeah, anyway. It's the juice fault. I'm tired. I think that was great advice, pal. Thanks, little buddy. What kind of shoes are those? What brand is that?

It's sort of a nurse shoe mom got me. I worked at a warehouse overnight for six months. My mother bought me a gift. It was shoes. Two worked this job. I said, thank you very much. I wore them. Now was shoes to work this job. I said thank you very much. I wore them now. They're really good now. So I wear them all the time. I have quit that job. It has been about a year since I Yeah, okay, great. Well, I think that's gonna look folks. We got to get the John Wick. Sorry to we want we this could actually be like a fucking 10 hour episode, but we're gonna now are until John make I got a shower

But the theaters real close We're good. We got John we're coming up. Thank you boys for coming You'll definitely come back. We'll make it a regular thing and look out for Welcome to hell coming probably in New York City if you have a gallery space actually if you have hell coming probably in New York City. If you have a gallery space, actually if you have a gallery space in New York City that you'd like to host, all of us will be there.

Maybe we should do a live podcast. We should do a talk, we should do a comedy show, and then like a welcome to hell live talk. Yes, that'd be awesome. The whole team will be there. I'll probably book some great comedian. Probably, honestly, it'll probably be an insanely good comedy show and an insanely good art show. And come with your fucking pocket books because you know, this is one of a kind art. You're not finding these kinds of themes expressed in this raw and emotionally and vividly.

You're not going to find that kind of artwork anywhere else. So, and of course, follow my brother, my brother, Nicholas here. He has been training me. We had to take a little break. I fucked my neck up. But, we got big things cooking in the summer, because I'm taking two full months off to get fucking swole. So we're getting back in there, follow Odyssey Strength and Conditioning on Instagram. Go fucking check them out when you're in Maryland.

Get a fucking nice workout in. And that's gonna do it for us folks. Hope you enjoyed the episode. Let us know what you wanna see in future iterations of the Howcus Brothers, of Howcus Brothers, Stavis World, because they're gonna be coming up. And yeah, that does it for us folks. Happy Greek Independence Day.

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