Stavvy's World - Stavvy's World #133 - Adam Friedland

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

Adam Friedland returns to the pod to discuss the new season of The Adam Friedland Show, his GQ photoshoot, being a DNC puppet, whether he’s really the millennial Jon Stewart or just the millennial Bill Maher, the baby names he’s batting around, his shrewd plans to court the right to get more YouTube views, and much more. Adam and Stav help callers including an exotic dancer who’s having trouble dating, a guy who doesn’t trust a Venmo request that his buddy sent the friend group after a liquor run, and a very twisted landlord. Watch the new season of The Adam Friedland Show: https://www.youtube.com/TheAdamFriedlandShow Follow Adam Friedland and see him live: https://www.adamfriedland.com/ https://twitter.com/adamfriedland https://www.instagram.com/adamfriedland Grow your business right now at Shopify -- no matter what stage you're in. Sign up for a  $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/stavvy Eat smart with Factor. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/stavvy50off and use code STAVVY50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off Ridge with code STAVVY at https://www.Ridge.com/STAVVY  Your new wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off Chubbies with the code STAVVYSWORLD at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/ Get a refreshing Twisted Tea today. Keep It Twisted!! Visit https://www.twistedtea.com/locations to find Twisted Tea near you. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Rent or buy LET'S START A CULT at https://stavvy.biz/movie ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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We have a great episode coming up in just a few seconds with my old pal Adam Friedland. But first, I want to let you guys know number one tires is out on Netflix. Go watch it right now season 2. 12 episodes, Tires is out on Netflix. Go watch it right now, season two. 12 episodes, bigger budget, guest stars. It's hilarious, you're gonna love it. I had a blast making it. I'm so happy to be part of the show.

Please go watch it. We're getting our teeth kicked in by Ginny and Georgia right now. They've stolen the number one spot from us. We've been number two for a week. And also, I am adding more fall dates to the dreamboat tour November 6 coming to Memphis November 8 Chattanooga November 9 Knoxville 10th, Asheville we've also added a late show in Austin on November 22nd and

Late show in Boston on December 13th some of those will go live on Wednesday if you're watching this on Monday and the promo code will be dream that's for pre-sale but we're adding more stuff we're also gonna be in London, Dublin, where else are we gonna be eldest? Glasgow. Glasgow. Manchester. God forbid we prepare for this. But anyway, wherever you're seeing us, whether you're in, I guess, the American South or Boston or four countries or four cities in and around the Great Britain, come see us. We will be there and we're excited for that.

And now, without further ado, let's start the show. Oppa! Welcome everybody to Stavvy's World, 904-800-STOP. Call in, we'll solve all your problems. And this, I hope you guys have some major geopolitical questions this week. Because on the couch, none other than my old pal and the newly minted millennial John Stewart Fucking ass John Stewart Pictures are awesome by the way. Let's pull. I didn't read it. Let's look at the other guy

Fuck dude what a hard idea The airbrush your adult acne Not use this one I was like I was like can you guys not use this one as they use it as the main one? Shane text me he's like could you be the next John Stewart? I Haven't read it, but I did see these guys. I did not read it. I did not read it, but the in-laws Added me to their family group chat. So I'm suffering. Yeah, dude.

Okay? You didn't have to lead off with them. I had to, man. These pigs, these are tough. I don't know, because these people are going to emulate you and they're going to make this into a meme or something. I'm not the one that's going to do that, man. It hasn't happened yet.

It hasn't? No, and I was shocked by that personally. It's coming bro, you need that. All press is good press. If this was some kind of flip where it's like, let's make the picture so gay that they'll become a negative meme and give us word of mouth,

then you wouldn't be a genius dude. Shane texted me, he's like, it's actually making me mad how gay this is That's fucking awesome Yeah, well guys The guy didn't freaking listen congratulations on the relaunch of the Adam Friedman show led with that Theoretically led with that this is so much better And Anthony wiener by the time this comes out Sarah Jessica Parker Theoretically led with that this is so much better Anthony wiener by the time this comes out Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah, that was two strong noses. I'll give you that well actually

As this will be out by then, but it's you know, it's the biggest celebrity I've had to date and Midway through probably the most serious I ever took an interview Yeah, yeah, it's like because it was doing nothing for her of course career of course like hitting the 85 to 90 percent male audience like 18 to 35 is doing nothing for and just perfect and just like that's coming back Is that how you back on that and just like that? No, it's a It's through it doesn't matter. Yeah. yeah, of course. I know she likes the show I'm not a man on the street to it. No her son like like come down Hey if you're famous if you're the son of somebody famous and you liked the come down

But you want your parent on Stavis world let us know what Matthew Broderick will be on Oh, I would love to get Matthew Broderick will be on oh I would love to get Matthew Broderick well they said you should have my dad on the show and I was like I would like your mom I want your mom but she's so so nice of her to do the show so I took the interview aspect of it really it's substantively I think the best I've done an interview and then a booger like midway through just came out of my nose and I just I have Just booger on my face It's by far the biggest celebrity. We've had on the show like by by multiples well, Chad Hanks At the peak of white boys summer you could argue

I just have a booger just the entire time on my and then you could see her in the coverage She's just going like this She's like this And so produced you don't have an eldest to tell you man Actually elders would not tell me if I had a fucking booger you would not say shit. Yes, he would depends You're pretty small on the screen here, but I would I tried I tried to tell you your belly's poking out before you Never said that I have I've never there's been plenty of belly especially on the travel episode you're like shut the fuck up Hold your shirt down

Episode it was but on the Dolphin the column of barstool ones we just did the one we do with PFT my belly is just I'm like this I just have a Hawaiian and it's just wearing a bra basically, dude. Well, so thank you for the congratulations It's been a while. It's been a roller coaster personally. Yeah. No, I mean it's I'm happy the shows out Yeah, you know happy that like it took three months to like get it to the place where we could do it once a week But now now we can do it nice. Yeah, we have a chochesque is doing next week nice Pinochet Candice Owens Ben Shapiro

That is gonna be awesome So bad you inevitably just become a watch you like you these start doing well these numbers are doing good You just end up on his network. I'm selling fucking brain pills and like doing MMA stuff Me sparring and stuff. Yeah, you slowly move center center center, right, right, right, dude. You're gonna have the Mar you're gonna go Mar It would be an honor Millennial bill I'm the millennennial Jimmy Savile. I'm the Millennial Jimmy Savile.

Yeah, just on his free time. Dude, I love, Maher is just such a perfect avatar of my dad. He's awesome. Just the way he just, he's like, you fucking peasant. You fucking loser. And that says the wrong thing It's awesome. Of course Palestine is the richest country in the world You fucking

Don't put that in there. I don't believe it man. I can't the DNC's paying me too much People think I'm getting paid by the DNC already. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that would be awesome We're open for business by the way DNC. I'm ready to go who's booking the DNC right now I don't know. I just I just saw they I don't know if they would be so smart to give stop like a zillion I'm ready to go man. I'm ready to go. I'll fuck it up for you at some point. I'll get one check and then Immediately. Oh, no, you know, they're not gonna you're a fucking moneymaker, dude I would ruin it for the DNC I get I believe these are too dangerous. Yeah No, no, I literally whatever I would say would backfire into like just elections bit just ending forever Trump Trump like

Yeah, the rest we're gonna install Baron. It's gonna go with vodka next Is it if I want Ivanka right now, Ivana Ivanka Yeah, if honest his dead wife that he buried on a golf course. Is that right? The 19th hole Ivanka yeah, mm-hmm. Oh, that's I need her. She is honestly kind of a piece of I need her. She is honestly kind of a piece of ass. I think can you imagine she's like my father would be so Upset if he knew I was well, you're basically Jared Kushner No, you know You know mommy and daddy didn't work hard enough

That's true. You know mommy and daddy didn't go to prison for some sort of some sort of like scandal that involved Hasids and corpses and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Oh our first For the show we really were doing these like remote segments for each for each episode And so the first one I found this guy with the sex guy this therapist for men who cheat. Oh, wow Yeah, and we found his his Instagram is amazing. It's like Sexual cheat oh wow yeah and we found his his Instagram is amazing it's like sexual something expert what is it just look just look at my follows I probably

follow sexual Instagram cheating is what all this is sexual sexual something whatever we go to go to sexually compulsive calm? It's it that's his website. It's this guy mark Foley mark Foley any relation to Mick Foley Mr.. Saco Yeah, eldest usually there's a space in the middle of the url Yeah, yeah here. He is okay. Yeah, get the help you deserve James fully James fully So I got an is I got an email this weekend that he's involved in an anti-semitic scandal in Rockland County Well he in Rockland County, New York, I think he was a Republican like County administrator or something I didn't know any James J. James J. This guy is one of the best people

Genuinely a great human being and I stand by him throughout anything. 25 years. Look up James J Foley scandal elders. Anti-Semitic scandal. So there are these towns in Rockland County that are just controlled by Hasids and they control like the school board and he compared it to Sharia law. And so they took him down Wow

But no James Foley is also the guy that was murdered by Isis so it might be a difficult Google Look up Rockland County James J Foley Rockland County. Yeah, so and these are the types of people that you're cavorting with what is that? I don't know what that word is. Mike Lawler endorsed candidate accused of anti-semitism. Yeah yeah this is my boy James. Yeah yeah but uh i think i'm gonna release it eventually but i'm gonna release the entire interview i had with him but like every question that i prepared he gave me the opposite answer. Like i looked up every uh like symptom of sex addiction and i was like just like when I'm with someone like and I'm we leave each like you know I'm not with her at the time like I feel like I'm going through withdrawals and like I I put you know my sweetie on a

pedestal and like if I break up I feel like I need love and I feel like and he's I thought he was gonna be like well You're a sex addict and he was like it sounds like you're incredibly in tune with your emotions Yeah, he's just incredible this guy so he's he's a Republican legislator and a sex therapist He's a legislator is running for reelection and shamelessly ran his last campaign attacking the Orthodox Jewish community in Rockland from calling them the Ramapo mafia to Promising to block the block a nod to the anti-hasidic group in which Foley was invited interesting Michael's blatant disregard for the Jewish community is jarring and he should retract his endorsement of Foley Michael all there's an extremist who has spent his term disrespecting the very community they elected him Wow, okay

Well, so they have they like control what you're saying is you are getting everyone and extremists who have spent his term disrespecting the very community they elected him. Wow, okay, well. So they have, they control- So what you're saying is you are getting everyone, you're trying to do a big tent here with the Adam Friedland show. Not only will you get Sarah Jessica Parker, you also have anti-Semites from Rockland County on your show. I don't, no, no, no. He just said that they're annoying up in Rockland County, and they are.

They control like school boards, and they do Sharia law Yeah, is this where they have their own little ambulances and stuff they have their own towns up there Yeah, and then none of them work What do they do they live off the the the dole? Their regular welfare Queen interesting I'll say it yeah Wow you really have brushed up. You really have brushed up. You really have brushed up on all your politics

in the last few years, man. Ask me anything about politics. I'll tell you what it is. OK, what's the midterms looking like, Adam? Hmm, I think calculus is looking tough. Very good. Very good. I don't know anything about politics. I don't know why they call me John Stewart

Comedians are we should we're not Go to that picture make it big. Yeah, I'll give you a speech right there. Okay that cheek man I don't know about I Just want to say something yeah What's wrong with you looking up at dude, it's like it's cute I Sat on my glasses too. Yeah, it looks like you're looking up at the guy you're about to blow Well, why would I have a microphone as it's standing in for his cock actually they you let them fucking put the dress on you dude you let them you let them buck break you that's clearly the posture of a guy who's about to suck the establishment's dick dude moments before the load I went I

yeah I attended a freak-off I was told that Sav would be there and the people from the William Morris Endeavor Agency and it ended up being one guy. And he looked like the Monopoly man. And he told me, he'd give me a career as the millennial John Stewart at 38 years old. That would be so funny if you got sex traffic now. Stop, you know people are now, people hadn't realized that that was embarrassing other than other

comedians. You don't think so? And now these, now these, uh, all. No, this is a different. Oh, stop. Listen. This is a different time, madam. What do you mean a different time?

Move forward, man. I am respected. Don't worry so much, dude. I'm respected. Yeah, it's true. You're respected as the voice of the center-left. You know, Eldis, this is not something you would understand, but me, a small business owner, it's tough.

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He smashed it on Schultz. He's got the beard. I can't wait till Mayor Pete, like the Democrats are gonna learn nothing. They're gonna run Mayor Pete and he's gonna be like, just cause I'm gay doesn't mean trans people should have a bathroom. No, he's gonna get caught at straight sex clubs.

Yeah, that's awesome. Mayor Pete's gonna get caught. That would, we'd really... It's not even gonna be a sex club. He's... He should be getting head. It's just gonna be like a fucking like a Lisa Ann video tab on like a, like a, his like computer. Yeah. He's watching Naelyn Palin. Hey, I watched that quite a bit. Of course we watched it? That was classic We were in love with her that was the height that was the height of

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She's probably like a, I don't know. She's probably a Zionist now or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's just watch now Let me be green be green bikini pornography. Oh, yeah porn He's white. This is his job. Yeah, now me Russell green. Yeah And we don't need to look at no no Oh, yeah, it's the green one. Yeah. Oh, yes Yeah, it's the green actually remember the green in the the green dress. It's the green dress not a bikini No, no, no, not Naomi green you fucking idiot. What are you? What is how you're actually blowing it in an insane way?

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She told them she had better things to do and didn't see the big deal. However, this certainly didn't hinder her career or her chance to be nominated for other awards. It's like Woody. Woody never went to the Academy Awards, even if he won. Oh, I didn't know that. There were rumors that she left because she had contracted HIV. However, she isn't commented on these rumors, so they're true. I do remember recent activities. There's no proof up until 2022, Nymer also was rumored to have started her website in 2018, creating adult content. Currently Currently there's an active Instagram account that could be hers Where she uploads her modeling images and has a link to her paypal, but there are no links to only fans

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It's Hoyland Don't worry, about just don't even he looks awesome he looks awesome he looks like a baby yeah yeah yeah he's got an awesome ponytail yeah so I would save a gay mouth but I would I don't think it's not that wet he has his like he actually has a mouth like a ninja turtle he does really look like a baby you know I think I see him as a ninja turtle more than a baby he's a he's a juggernaut. He's a he's incredible. Okay in Norway

It's it's a well understood that the way the way he fucks is that he's he fucks women twice his age Because he flies out the chicks. He was jerking off to when he was 13 Wow He's flying out. He's flying out Alexis, Texas What a legend that's awesome. He's flying out Alexis, Texas and Lisa. Oh, what a legend. That's awesome That's true. Is that the that is that is what I was told and I was like if anyone would like that It's this gentleman right here. Yeah, that's awesome. I would love that as a motivating fact What's up with? Yeah, what's up with Eva Angelina? It makes me respect him so much John Michaels, where's Ashley Robbins at? Oh, yeah. Yeah white whale

Where's a? Bella Donna Bella Donna damn shit you want to go alt the she was the I feel like she was one of you know She was a heart. She was hardcore. Who is the squirting? What? I don't remember her Gosh, I don't remember. Let's just remember the Belladonna There was a video where she's like a baseball bat and they like hit her in the pussy with something Anyway, I call we don't have to look at the police on that video I'm trying a mainstream crossover. Okay, I'm peddled in for far too long in my life.

I just want to be, I just want a nice life. I want my children to be able to say that their father has some gay pictures in a magazine. That's my daddy. He talked to Anthony Weiner. He talked to Sarah Kiener. He's a Jessica Parker Yeah, my father one time did three episodes of a Jewish talk show on YouTube The guy with a tuba that was It was received. Oh, yeah, the the trumpet said he could fly or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, that guy's incredible Doug Yeah, that's it. He only wears baseball cleats. We'd love to have Doug on this show if you can

Yeah, I'll hook Doug. Yeah, I'll hook Doug But I'm with the anti-semites It's not good to be to you know there's like a saying I don't know if there's a Greek saying but it's like there's a saying like not in front of the goyum Oh, okay, you try to be like a little bit less sure sure sure cuz like you think he's too much right now right now It's like we do I don't know. You think he has some cool views on... Elon went on this. He did that. Sorry, don't...

We'll blur it. We'll blur it. We know you have a public image in this web hold now. Listen, my reputation is spotless. So you think to combat anti-Semitism, in your opinion... I've toned down the Jewiness. We should have less time roast. I'm toning it down I'm doing more of a Puerto Rican thing these days. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah going into the act Are you gonna keep the hair is this gonna be your hairstyles as a as a have you thought about maybe rebranding your look? What I'm gonna turkey you're gonna get your for your hairline lower.

Getting even lower hairline. Rhinoplasty. You could straighten your hair. I'm getting the milani dude. I'm getting the full. Yeah, I'm getting the Chad jaw. You're going to stop. Yeah, you're going to get you're going to get you're going to get off cocaine

and you're going to like bulk up is that what you're saying and fall in love. Yeah, and have a baby It's a beautiful arc man. No, no, not he's a colleague. We both have talk shows No, no, no, he's my friend. He's not really your colleague. It's kind of my personal friend I've been on his talk show a couple times your he's your friend. Yeah, he's friends with a friend of mine I would say a brother. Okay. So if he's friends with a brother that makes him a colleague.

He's friends with many brothers in fact. Yeah, he does like some brothers. Shout out to Mandel. The warm up comic. And our beautiful fat friend. John, you're a friend. Who else is watching? Joe friend yeah they tune in every week yeah yeah no I was just I'm you know I'm just saying although you do have a good

I do actually like this look for what you've seen me looking terrible many times mm-hmm this is the best it gets are you gonna get like are you gonna have like a cloak are you gonna get sponsored by like a suit guy? Yeah at the end of every episode will be like mr. Friedland's wardrobe Mm-hmm has been provided by Georgie. You are money I'm open for business. Yeah, I will die will work with anyone the state of Israel anyone I'm dying here anyone I will work with anyone I'm dying here this episode is brought to you I found out how much money I spent in the three months of pre-production and I will the truth is CCP pivot is the move but they're not they're not interested in you they are not interested in me no no no me as a spokesperson for the party

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Who's the guy who's like their Tom Cruise in India? Uh-oh, I was like insanely famous a car a casting No, no, yeah that one guy yeah him which is he's an yeah that guy which is name He's apparently like he's probably my favorite. Yeah, I'm a me shock on incredible name right there. How come yes, yeah, oh, con Oh, yeah, this guy he's in he's in Mission Impossible. Yeah, I mean That stop so bad shut the fuck up so bad. I haven't seen it yet and the fact that you think it's bad actually makes me feel good I haven't seen it yet and the fact that you think it's bad actually makes me feel good Why are you booing me over we don't want it to be bad man, it's the final it's I know

Don't no spoilers motherfucker. I love that franchise and I want your favorite Three is dope cuz Philip Seymour Hoffman so scary. Well, I love it's one three and six six might be my favorite actually Yeah, that's the one with Superman Charging is fun. Yeah. Yeah Henry Cavill that's that's the best one and I agree three is really good. Yeah Even though it's like a little you know, you you got your boy J.J. Abrams directing it. But Philip's so scary.

That first scene is so scary. I like the first one too. The first one's De Palma. It's a weird movie. It makes no sense. I love that film. The first one is, the first one might be my favorite. I've watched the first one the most.

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Alright, do you want I mean look you're you're a serious talk show host now Do you want to have do you want to have a family Adam are you gonna be a you know? What does that have to do with the talk show? I'm just wondering you it seems like my wife on the show No, I'm saying you're you've set yourself up for your career now. You know, this is it you're gonna fucking keep doing this And like it's something you can little baby little Adam jr. You can be proud of Adam jr. What's it gonna be? Stavros Cristiano Ronaldo Friedland's the finest man Stavnik Friedland Stavros Nicholas Friedland, that would be an awesome name. It's one name. Stavros Nicholas.

It's like a guy with two names. It's like, yeah, Mary Ann or Lee. OK, that's all. You know what? They're both in the middle. Of all the, you know, of the parasocial stuff, if somebody names their child Stavros Nicholas or even Nicholas Stavros I you know I'm not proud. I'm gonna add him in there

I don't know it guess three is kind of a crowd in this situation well Not if you're Latino you could have a million Brazilian Yeah, you can get Adam if you're Latino or Brazilian There's a lot. Yeah, you can get Adam if you're Latino or Brazilian But if you're come from a tradition, but I like that if we create the name Stavros Nicholas as a Marianne Yeah Well, yeah Stavras Nicholas Tom Myers Friedland That's the white whale for the Adam Friedland show he I we are offered him

Don't lowball the king man, I would give him 20k of sweet at the plaza 20k is sweet at the plaza all the all the fun premium pussy Oh, yeah, but anything you want yeah, I'd introduce him to Chris Cuomo That would actually maybe do it. Yeah It's like he wants to be oh actually kind of stealing his he sees dude He's gonna pod I'm doing the political duringitiPod. You're stealing Tom Meyer's career. You're literally doing PolitiPod. I didn't realize. I do have Jeff, what's his name? Oh, fuck. I don't remember.

Something Jewish. I don't remember. That comic. Oh, yeah. Do you remember his act? He was like, I'm like one of the I'm a cool I'm like the cool old a guy in my office. Oh, I do and I'd be like I remember his face terrifying women yeah Is it

Maybe we can get it out. Yeah Look up and look at everything see if there videos of him. I think that's it, but it doesn't matter dude I'm just looking at shotgun. No, no we gotta say look. He was this is their Tom Cruise and that makes him so famous He might be the famous guy the most famous guy No, I think it's speed Cristiano Ronaldo and Kim Kardashian Probably at this point. No, you're fucking under you're not giving shot con enough. Fuckin Shane Gillis speed

Cristiano Ronaldo. Yeah, it's true as far as white boys. Yes, absolutely Matt right? Yeah That's true. Right is big right right is he right? Yeah, Joe Coy Cristiano Ronaldo Ethnic Excel that is true Yeah Naldo Ethnic Excel that is true Yeah Throw in a Shao Kahn movie remember we watched the fluffy reality show in a hotel was oh no that was in Canada Wasn't was in Canada. Yeah, yeah, it was him and his boys Mm-hmm, and they it was just it was there was not much to it there It was in nothing there was not much to it

It was not a good watch if you want to see what life on the road is like that was in in Roseanne's house Oh, yeah Edmonton that tour man the tour of Canada man will it'll never have all of our lives were falling apart That's true. We're all breaking up with girls at the same time Yeah, we can take all that out. No, when was that? I was being cheated on. You were, we were like.

Yeah, I remember that. Oh man. That was around the Louie. You were getting cheated on by a guy who was gayer than you somehow. Well, it's better than a guy that's straighter than me. The guy looked, he was good. The guy who got you got gug by legit looked like he was like first stages of which one to f

Well, you would rather a guy That's a good for lot. That's a good philosophical God it was a guy gayer than me cuz the gay guy probably wasn't really pounding it You know I'm saying dude if you think about it. That's like It's like Cosby. Yeah. Yeah, it like, oh, I'm one of the girls, and then like, end of the night, oh, we can sleep in bed together, and then it's like, gimme the,

like 4 a.m., we see ya, push it. It's like, it's like, Spanish Five. It's like a gay, yeah. I guess if I had to choose, I guess I would go get cucked by a gay guy instead of like a really hyper-masculine guy. Yeah, what are you guess I would go get get cucked by a gay guy instead of like a really hyper Masculine yeah, what are you? I I don't really be cucked by like someone more successful and better than me. Yeah true Fielder was fucking my girlfriend. I'd be like well, I was a more successful Jewish. Yeah also genius, but more genius

Just a little bit more genius little bit more genius a little bit more yeah I can't buy yeah this is really your your Nathan for you I can't wait to see what you're what's up you would you would want a loser to be the other guy no no it's not loser I meant literally like get homosexual presenting I meant like somebody who's gonna like lightly fuck your girl like listen to the stories yeah exactly a gay guy's gonna be like fuck your girl like they listen to the stories Yeah, exactly a gay guy's gonna be like oh my god that bad Yeah, do like kind of annoying stuff how bad the stories are yeah, like I'd rather somebody I rather I get cucked in a way that I can't

Provide that to you they suppose Mary's a gay guys. Yeah, they'll listen. They'll give foot rubs. Mm-hmm. They'll do French braids Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. They're probably better husbands than we would be. Yeah, but you know, you're attentive. But you know, I just don't want to have sex with us. You know that, you know, they want to get dick down though, and I don't want to be cheated on in a dick down fashion. I just don't want to be cucked because I wasn't laying pipe good enough. That would hurt my feelings. I just talked to my high school friend who's been complaining for eight years that his wife won't let him fuck the shit out of her and Finally he's saying I don't know if it's gonna work out dude Wow Yeah, why cuz cuz she won't let him fuck so what he has to gently fuck his wife

Yeah, he's like dude. She just wants me to romantically fuck her Yes, your mother your children never gets to really let loose ever You're taking this more seriously than I started laughing. Well. No. I mean it's a real concern. It must be tough Yeah, yeah, it must be sexual incompatibility. That's tough on a long-term relationship What it is is this is like it could be if he cheats one time and fucks the shit then he realizes Oh, I love my wife right it's like with fake tits When like I was growing up if we were like P.f. Chang's and a lady with fake tits sat down next to us my dad We would we'd be with the family my dad

Rest the meal zero in on the fake right because you think fake tits are the best But then when you feel one one time You're not gonna. I'm not gonna fall when I was 18. I honked one I was like this is hard and not as nice as a smushy right they make smushies now. They make But if my dad honked one hard right you think you'd be over it. He wouldn't have embarrassed us for my entire life I don't know we could have just had the child the chicken lettuce wraps It will be which are great which are phenomenal Add a pair of tits You know you think so you think your dad should have honked fake tits if he got one honk

It would have been better for the family right right right get out of your sister. It would be like oh this What if he was addicted to them though, dude? They're also visually cool. You see big fake tits even when you're fucking it's kind of awesome I think that I think he proves his worth and to the family I would have to imagine he just wouldn't have looked as much you get your father a high-end prostitute with big fake tits I've tried I've tried a low-end. I've tried a medium. I've tried a medium I try to yeah I try that would be a good son if I have a son and I'm a widow I would love if I make it that far which

who knows I would love for my son to buy me pussy he's my dad we were on vacation recently he's chatting he's Oh really? Yeah yeah. Interesting. He's chatting. Is there an old guy dating app? Or is he just chatting with older queens? Uh, Grinders. Yeah. I don't know.

I'm not gonna bleep out who it was, but you know an older man cleaning up on Bumble. I know the age demographic of his kids. I actually do know his kids are huge fans or yeah i think that anything much is good yeah hey listen i know plenty of greek guys that love the adam freeland show really plenty of contractors are like yeah really your i love you and my dad loves the process was a really is he like a

jadakiss that he actually know he knows who you or any of my friends are that's for sure Anyone but like Elders Clue like we were together my mom does obviously he doesn't know fucking even know George or George But I mean like I mean I mean your brothers Even know George or George, but I mean like I mean I mean your brothers. Yeah The tweet knows he knows my brothers, but like it's crazy that he probably has no idea who you or Nick are Is that checked out of my life?

No, but it's so fucking funny. We worked together for so long. It's like he has no idea who Soder is I called me to say stov was quite good on tires. Yeah Why don't I have a... I mean it's obviously... Shout out to Big Max, man. Yeah, yeah. Bring him through again. I'm loving Max. Bring him through.

We'll buy him some pussy with big fake tits if he wants. If he wants, I'll go half, dude. What do you said? I mean, you're doing great these days. Alright, I'll do the whole thing. Jesus Christ. Stavros will 100%. God, man. I will. I actually would. This is on the days. All right, I'll do the whole thing. Jesus Christ. Tavarot will 100%.

I will, I actually would. This is on the record. Can I tell you that? I absolutely would. I wouldn't do it. It puts a lot of pressure on it. Really? No, because he's a romantic guy.

How about this? He's a romantic. We hire a young lady, or not even young, his age, right, a pro, let him think he picked her up. That would 1,000% work. That's what I'm saying. I mean, 1,000%. We'll go to what I'm saying. I mean 1,000%. We'll go to a bar.

How about we go to a bar, right? He's like, Angel. I met Angel and she quite literally is an angel. Dude, we could do that for sure. We're getting drinks in a bar. I'm like, I think they're looking over here. I go chat them up, you know, bring them over. I think we can make that happen, dude. cute though because like my after my mom passed you see them become like

You remember how like house hearings how scary it was like if you didn't know if a girl wanted to kiss you back Yeah, yeah, there's like you go back into like 14. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's like all is like all oh, I love you Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, maybe put a great guy. You're funny dude. Believe in yourself to offer man Maybe a nursing home, I mean they stay fuck over there. Oh, come on. We're not talking about you know, he's good we I'm sorry not nursing home like a Commuted a 55 plus community can see right through that. I think that's a good. I would love to understand You could you'd qualify in like pretty soon. I'm gonna send him to the the sandals

sexual sexual Fucking sweet year-round was it called there's like a sex one. I don't get sandals It's not sandals. There's like a sex scandal or sex sex. Yes a sex one. I don't think it's sandals. It's not sandals. There's like a sex scandal or sex sex Yes, a sex. Yeah Resort yeah Hedonism yeah to Negril we're gonna send max there Actually, we're gonna go with max. You would go to hedonism with your dad. Yes. Well, there's no way that's good He might fumble and come back into the hotel and sov and I'm gonna have to give him a

Pep talk. Let's see the reviews for hedonism more point six. It's the highest hotel I've ever seen We really enjoyed our state. There's a very nice. It's like four point one Yeah Hmm this anything about the sex go to what a fabulous spot go to heat ism to the grill reviews Lewis go outside of Google just maybe videos of men there that from a first-timer's perspective yeah no trip advisors bullshit we came to heat oh to for the first time with some friends for Halloween week this lady are relatively new to this type of travel, in parentheses, lifestyle friendly.

I love how they call it the lifestyle. Swinging? Yeah, the lifestyle. Go down all the way, what the fuck? Living life, they keep living, living the lifestyle. Keep going down, pussy. Humanism is not just for swingers. It's a clothing-optional lifestyle friendly resort.

And you will get out of it what you put into it. If you wanna go naked, that's all you need to do. if you want to get wild there is plenty of that winky face We've got to go with max. There is a prude side. You can keep your clothes on and a new the prude in the nude side The their orientations offer daily from the lobby. I recommend taking the tour dad What are you doing? Get out of the good side fluff your shit up We went with Tom's trips, but there were several groups there the fluffernutters Char-traveled say the plus side to signing with the group is that you instantly have a tribe of other people you can connect

Imagine being like that. I sucked off the guys. I went on a fucking walking tour of Jamaica Women travel alone will have a lot more fun and have more access than men traveling alone. No shit. Oh man. There are groups for young people, older people, singles, couples and all colors of the rainbow. Sounds incredible. Yeah dude. Hedonism too is an all inclusive resort. What that means is there are plenty of activities to take part in. Anyway, good stuff man. For couples there's also a comma sutra palace which offers tantric couples massage all they'll jerk you off to they'll jerk you and your wife off to we did a couple of these classes and it was great next time we definitely trying a tantric massage that's so fucking funny

couples massage at three to four what I know that's three to four hundred on fees dude I want all inclusive you're getting jacked off with your fucking with Couples massage three to four what I know that's three to four hundred on fees Dude, I want all inclusive you're getting jacked off with your fucking with your wife, dude She's squirting while some Swedish guys An old woman is you enjoying Is it good, baby Fuck dude Yes, I do want to have kids stop rust And clocks take what about you? I don't know I could be an I am in I'm settling into the uncle lifestyle

My nephew's cute as hell. We got to we gotta fight him. That would be fun. Alright, let me know when you're thinking and I'll try and maybe nut in somebody who I like. We can get a surrogate for you. I'm a single dad? Yes, single dad. Everyone would be like, Stavros is the best guy in the world. That actually would be awesome. Single, yeah dude.

Maybe I will. If you have a kid too, Elda, if everybody's having kids, I can't be left out. Get in there, man., I'll just you want kids. Yeah, what are you gonna name them? Stop Nick is taken I'm Rose Nicholas Yeah, I'm a big Compton He's getting him in fight and Sula yeah, you're gonna have to get the crap ones. Fides Vinny. Dude, did you see Vinny's post?

No. After we posted our farewell? That guy's awesome, dude. It was the best thing. Can you please find it? Did he only do it one time? He did it like maybe twice. But it's like the amount he's made that his personality

Incredible dude he I let him do a we don't have to look we're not No, I'm putting my foot down first of all father he sells Disney Reading anything Vinnie fucking rogue man Rips off tourists at Disney. That's his thing. He's smart on the algae Listen, I'll tip my hat to that but he also anytime you listen you and viewer included anytime anyone needs fast pass Access to any of the Orlando resource you hit up busy out. There's in Orlando Yeah, and he's making a killing on the Disney merch Yeah, and he's making a killing on the Disney merch

Yeah, he's like stop you he's asking how many he's about to get the questions up It's time for us to help our callers. I really need to find this Vinnie post You listen I save that for the Adam Friedland show. We're a serious podcast around here. I talked to like bootress bootress I can't I don't have an should have you should have videos like your correspondent He can be like your Stephen Colbert to your John Stewart. He makes a better show The Vinnie report The best person I've ever met my life I don't have my phone. I would have I would have broken your rules No, it's okay. We would have fucking we would have just fucking bleeped it all out. No, you wouldn't

Okay, why don't we do why don't we fucking answer some calls here? But you know as a man in the meantime go watch the Adam Friedman show. Thank you. Sabra of course What do you say, Eldis? Go watch it. Great program. Did you see it? You saw the first episode? Watch a couple minutes He let it play though while he was editing man, we got you a couple views don't worry about it Yeah, I've clicked on it a few times. I See Anthony Weiner. I'm like look I got to get to the dick stuff. Yeah Absolutely, so I'll Give you the time. Yeah

Yeah, make it make it easy so you peruse later Here's go watch the Adam Friedland show There you go clip that put it at the beginning of every program. Get in the word out about the show. Oh. Thank you, Soss. Who else you got, man? Who's on the press tour? Are you doing the view?

I'm doing Patrick Bet David. I literally am trying to get her on that show right now. Oh, and then I'm doing this show that gets as many downloads as uh, I don't know. Yeah, I booked it. Midas Touch? It's the liberal rogue and actually. I've never heard of that in my life. I've never heard of it. My father asked me about what it is constantly. The Midas Touch. Look it up. The Midas Touch, it's

Look it up the my it It's apparently making our parents feel a lot better five million followers. Yes huge. What the fuck I have no idea Let's fastest growing independent use and guess what they're gonna. They're gonna show a lot more respect around those Anyway, I'm not interested this is no This looks fucking gay. No, everyone should check out, uh, MAGA Trouble Mike. I don't wanna, I shouldn't shit on you. Yeah, whatever. What an opportunity. Congratulations, man. I'm doing No Jumper, uh...

You're gonna get fucked by Adam 22. You do the one, they're like, oh sorry man, we don't have No Jumper, but you do the one I do with Lena. He's like, Adam, I want you to fuck Lena Have a bucket spot I think for kill Tony And if I get a gold if I get a gold ticket I have the mothership you're lining up with the mothership to plug the Adam Friedland show in your minute mothership to plug the Adam Friedland show in your minute. On the road, like the kids that open, that's like for a while it was like, I'm going to move to New York and get on Roast Battle. And now it's like they like take us, like a freight train and a stick in a bindle.

It's incredible. They're like waiting in an alleyway for the kingmaker. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, it's like you do four minutes of stand up. Yeah. And you can sell out You know American Comedy Company in San Diego like the next week if you did it four times in a row It is great. It's like remember back. He's rocket is doing stadium Remember when we were he's pretty fun. I like yeah, I guess funny remember

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Try to make it quick. There are a lot of details, but essentially my mother-in-law is a piece of shit and she inherited a bunch of money from her late husband and now my wife took control of all her assets and put her in a nursing home because she's mentally not well And can't take care of herself Finest and all the nursing homes keep kicking her out. It's been picked out of homeless shelters. She's a real Shelters, so my wife's basically washing her hands of her mom and taking all of her money What and I think we're just gonna...

Pause it. What's up? You here? Well, let's finish it. So his wife is the piece of shit, not the mom. So he contends the mom is such a piece of shit that she's being kicked out of every... Someone with advanced dementia.

I agree with you, but let's finish the call. And I think we're just gonna not help her anymore. Let's finish the call and I think we're just gonna Not help her anymore. That's tough. I had a Need to stop trying to help her what is she doing so bad start thinking about ourselves and you know Using all of her money. It's her money. I'm okay with it. I just need to Know we have to guide these people lost so bad that my wife Maybe couldn't live with that guilt, but for me, I'm good Yeah, appreciate it. Bye

Well, we're not gonna condone this this is fucking insane I'm here. Okay, first of all, okay Potentially you could give someone a device and then they I don't know like Is there a legal? I don't think have you talked to lawyers about this? This is an entertainment show only these are fake calls. Someone try this with a vocoder These aren't real people in court that they they've made a call to us. I don't believe this is all satire It's gonna go to the Supreme Court. Yeah, we should start they're gonna make us like flash a disclaimer at every and I am I have no Medical profession

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once I get the contract, we're coasting on that. You got eight years, fifty million dollars a year at this point. What are these contracts they're handing out? Exactly. For baseball? Mm-hmm. And maybe the juices help me because I see my dick really hard and I'm like, this ain't so bad. Okay, this lady needs to go into a memory care facility because she has advanced dementia. Yeah, and also It's her money like Okay, let's say she is a complete piece of shit right who's like whatever right? The wife I have her money. She does but I'm saying if we're talking about just Morally, what's right and wrong?

We can start at even if your parents are complete pieces of dog shit, unless they really abused you or did something great, if they're just annoying or you don't agree with them politically or whatever, if you have the means, you shouldn't let your... The fact that you even said she's going to get out of homeless shelters, you shouldn't let this woman be in a fucking homeless shelter, right? That's just if you have the means but you have the means because of her you've legally out maneuvered a

Dim old woman with dementia to take her assets and now you're just gonna what what is she gonna do? I'm really sad right now. This guy's making me sad. He's a bad piece of shit for sure He's a very bad person unless we find out that this you know this woman like you know would fucking Put hot coals and his wife's like underwear You know what I mean like like beat the fuck out of her was abused her late husband. It's probably a stepfather Mm-hmm like they come like Family it's your listen Stav and I we know all about having annoying people Of course of course your fucking family. Yeah, all right this. Oh, I don't give it, but not only that

It's one step further because he's upset The only reason you have money is because of this woman and so even if you're like she's a piece of shit Whatever you need to have a percentage that you break off to ensure that like and as the end of the state of Israel They'll take her like we have some waterfront property for Anyway Like you need to set aside a little bit of fucking money here because it's not yours It's hers and you need to just like make sure she's taken care of you're being really vague in a way that makes me Think you have no case here. You're like she's she keeps getting kicked out. She's a piece of pizza

She they haven't started using the money. Is that right? I think they have no they said I'm thinking about using You know using her money. I Don't they have I mean, I think the wife has it they got she's like power of attorney Also, it's probably so funny why the lady got kicked out of the memory I mean you gotta tell it we need a little more wild stuff there But I'm thinking about my grandma when she was in there and it's a really sad place. Yeah Yes, not also leave the place they like she'd be like on the side of a highway or something It's really sucking dick under a bridge and this old habits die hard this gentleman wants her to be surrounded by hobos

Once you go to go to skin row yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean that you're being kind of a dickhead You didn't give us enough information, but from what we have You're not a star fan of material. Okay. You're being a piece of shit. Yeah, we don't want you here He's setting it up like you know in the way They're like is she it's that they're not he's not saying we're taking the moral high road But kind of like hinting at that or like they deserve it because she was such a piece of right But the moral high ground here would be like why okay? This is your money well you're out of our wash my hands of your ass

I'm gonna give this place like power over your money to make sure you're like not on the street or something. Yeah, yeah. Where is she now? Exactly, there's no moral anything by your- you would be thieves who like, you're like, yes, my enemy is weakened, I can rob her. That's what you're describing. Your enemy doesn't know she's alive. Yeah, I mean, we don't even know- did he say she has dementia? What did he say about her? I don't think he specified dementia. He's saying, I'm gonna make it quick, there are a lot of details, but essentially, no. You didn't make give it, there's no essentially here. This is your reading of the-

She's mentally not well. So anyway, you're an asshole if you do this, your wife should feel guilt, you should also feel guilt, just on a human level. Yeah stealing even stealing from a bad person and Then like destroying their lives when they would depend on you to help them There's nothing good about that. You're a piece of shit Do you have it and you especially did nothing here like maybe your if your wife was like this woman abused me I've been waiting my whole life to get back at her. You know, I could see an argument for like, being like, I'm taking the money for what you did to me and I'm washing my hands of you.

But even then, you're right, the only moral high-goer is not taking the money. And if you are to take the money, you could be like, I'm taking half of this and I'm writing you a check and these people will be in their care forever or whatever. I'm sure you could make some payment to someone where they wouldn't kick her out. You know what I mean?

We don't have enough information but the information we do have you sound like a dickhead. So fuck you. Oh yeah and you are evicted from Stavi's world. And unless you're a Patreon subscriber we will take your money. You'll say you'll take this bastard's money. No take it over to Joe Coy. We don't want your money the joke I take it over to koi take it the koi baby take it over to

Club random which I would love to do bail if you're watching I would love I feel like we're doing kind of a yeah You're the lit. You're the millennial Bill Maher. I'm the yeah, I'm the I'm the Rogan of the Of the not of the of the Nazi part. Oh hell. Yeah, dude. That'd be awesome Oh Shit, it's time for something. It's time for your favorite. It's time for your favorite segment Adam. Whoa, what's going on? Some no you can't but you can have, but you can have a delicious twisted tea. That's right.

I had it last time here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We've got a delicious twisted tea for our pal, Adam. Here. And I'll crack one too, in fact. I'm having a raspberry. Yeah.

I'll crack one with it. I'm having a drink on the pot. When it comes time to keep it twisted, you just got to have a beautiful comes time to keep it twisted. You just gotta have a beautiful twisted tea keep it twisted Oh, so good five percent alcohol by volume brewed with real iced tea And we've got the motherfucking twisted ass question of the day or week or whatever the fuck wasn't that one? No, no, it's coming up right now. Play us the twisted-ass fucking question of the week. Keep it twisted Hey dog, how's it going?

Okay, so I am in a very strange scenario. Okay, so a Couple years ago my grandpa passed away. I don't care and I inherited some money from that The only way I'd be able to afford a house is if I bought a multi-unit place like a duplex and then rented one bit out that would help me pay off the mortgage. A landlord? Rent. Not great. Well, I'm sorry, didn't you get money from your grandpa? You couldn't just buy a smaller house? He's saying he doesn't have a job and they would pay for his mortgage that sucks dude fuck you but keep going get a job so basically I'm a landlord I'm in my mid 20s and

I'm renting out the other unit to this lady just found through Whatever and she She's older than me. Sick. I like where this is going. She's probably in her mid-30s. Very nice lady. Sounds twisted.

Not that old. She's extremely flirty with me. Uh-oh. And I don't know what to do with this scenario. She's always making eye contact with me. Hey, I'm profiting off this woman's hard work. Should I also get pussy from her and further the moral gray area? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. She's always making eye contact with me. Hey, I'm profiting off this woman's hard work. Should I also get pussy from her and further the moral gray area of being a landlord? Keep it twisted.

You are trying to keep it twisted. What if we get married? Well, then yeah, then it's fine. That's the risk, but keep going. Is it romantic? Making eye contact with me and talking with me and being super nice. One time there was a shared laundry thing outside. Romantic. I contact with me and I talking with me and being super nice and one time there's like a shared laundry

thing outside and She like grabbed my hand at one point when you're talking because we both were laundry. I'm just like she got stuck in it lady trying to Hey, my tenant got stuck in her step, bro wasn around to help her. There's a mill fits renting out the She got stuck in it. I really like that genre by the way. Yes, it honestly appeals to me I like the idea. I mean I would you know I wish I wouldn't real world Yeah, yeah, I wish that happened all the time It would be cool if a woman you were having consensual sex with got stuck somewhere and you could fuck her.

Anyway. Oh, I mean, it would be cool if it was helpful. Right, if it was helpful. It's like the only way out. The only, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for letting me out. And then they're like, you did me a solid by fucking my pussy. The sex was phenomenal, but also I needed it to get out of being stuck in a-

I'm stuck in this dishwasher. I love when they're like, kind of, they're barely in it. Like at least in the beginning when the genre started, they were really in there. But now it's like, come on, put a little effort into the stuck scenario. There's one where- Think about J.J. Abrams.

Yeah. There's one where he was stuck under a window and it's like, you could just lift the window. But she was sucking dick on the outside and getting fucked on the inside. So that was fun. They were innovating the space in that way I don't know I think yeah he called the neighbor over all right keep going others I don't know what to do in this scenario because I just I don't know on

her landlord that's a really bad Yeah, and she's making advances and Who am I to say no? She's pretty cute the guy who she depends on Obviously there'd be no future with her. She's in the military. Oh, she's a baby killer And I think she's up in August in a couple months from now She's planning on leaving anyway do I play it by the booker or go rogue here stop you saw the fact that she's in the America yeah we've got it we've got a service member in a landlord dude

we've got some members of the DSA that are furious about this call right now. This is a hecking baby brain. Normal, he's having a normal one. First of all, I think all of the military should be replaced with Jewish female therapists. Send those guys, those brawls over to Iraq. Jewish female therapist Send those guys right those bras over to over say me to Iraq

Yeah, yep, Steve Harvey great bit check it out check it out We've talked about our previous by nine years. Yeah, it is great. It is a great. I watched it the other day So I'll pull up some Steve Harvey I'm really making a good point at the beginning and by the end. He's mm-hmm Just saying Geneva Convention is out the window. Yeah, he's killing. It's crazy Okay, so to answer our friends question here well first of all I would say Get out of being a landlord as soon as you can you get you inherited some stuff What do we get out of being a landlord? What's he gonna do? Sell it and get it. If you're saying that it's because that's the only way you could afford it, like, sell that property.

He's not Black Rock, this guy. He's a guy who probably is a barista, whose grandfather died. But why would you want to fucking do that? I don't know. Being a landlord seems like a hassle, first of all. This guy voted for Bernie he could Anyway, whatever if we're just talking about the scenario here if we're talking about keeping it twisted Their lease is up in a couple months And she's a baby killer. She's she's you know she's leaving I would say if you if you wait till the very maybe the end of her lease she's about to leave that sounds arbitrary What do you mean? Well actually tension you really know it's kind of nice I just mean like she's about to leave

It's almost like you don't want to try and you know hook up with somebody that you're a co-worker with but if you leave The job you can ask them out What if he's just honest with her he's like I feel like Adam as soon as I left come down I'm tried to suck my dick and I was like nah I'm not really I'm not feeling I did that while we were Try actually So I would here's my twisted you know it was your first time yeah, thank you for taking my I've never my man's mouth virginity Oh your man's mouth. Yeah

I've never my man's mouth virginity. Oh your man's mouth. Yeah My first time to My it didn't feel like it man, you're really good at it people build up their first time is like It's gonna be special and it never is why I get it over with it felt special It did man. You really you had it you had it going. I don't know what why can't you just be like, hey I don't know this feels like I'm your landlord and I don't know what why can't you just be like hey? I don't know this feels like I'm your landlord, and I don't like Yeah, no no I feel I feel like Yeah, you can't be like you got it Here's what you do especially because she's not giving him any signals, and he's just jerking off heavy upstairs

Yeah, I mean look Lisa's up in August. Yeah exactly that's the other thing is like probably was happening It's like I know that she's probably just being nice, probably, right? Now, she's in the military, she's probably 19 or whatever. She's probably like... He said she's older. Oh, she's older, right. She's in her mid-30s.

Ooh. Ooh, oh, so she's like a general of the baby killers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you have to... I think he should go for it. That's what I'm saying, it's like, look. Maybe it's not the end of the world Here's the thing keep it twisted

You got to keep it twisted at the end of it when her lease is coming up you sit her down Maybe you install a little park bench on your property for the community and you're like hey Why don't we break this in with a couple ice cold twisted teas? Yeah, you know you get that you get a cool an ice twisted tea branded cooler You get one of the game day packs that I'm showing right here That has an original peach half and half and raspberry and you sit her down and oh and you invited for a friendly drink And you feel out the vibes and if the vibes are right, maybe you keep it twisted and you know get sucked off by your tenant Yep, if the vibes aren't right. He's had this romantic like drink thing if there's no romantic thing

It's like he's it's for the community. Yeah, you know the community aka his other You know hey, I'm putting together a little part But I think you should try and fuck her and like what's the end of the world your grandpa's dead already He won't grab us dead. He's in hell your grandma's in hell happy with what you did with his money try listen she's gonna be out of a job soon cuz Biden's not the president that's right that's right Trump is gonna end all the wars she stole all that luggage she stole all the luggage of all those black ladies mm-hmm what I remember this that was the best scandal of the by I don't remember this story. That was the best scandal of the binary. I don't remember this story.

Look up the luggage thief. You don't have to look it up right now. No, look it up right now. It's way better than this guy who should just try and fuck it. Listen, just get sucked off. Who cares? Keep it twisted. Landlord, who cares?

It's time to keep it twisted, man. Bernie lost, whatever. Oh, okay, you're saying go full landlord. You should buy more properties. No, I'm saying like what does landlord mean this? It is weird to be like to try and fuck someone who depends on you for shelter. It's weird that women are in the military Here's the point man. Keep it moderately twisted It have a sit down at the end of the lease with for a little ice cold twisted tea

If she if she takes you up on the offer see where it goes. Don't be pushy It might just be a friendly drink. It might not be but yes, it's not you know, just that's it Do you ever call them back? No, of course. I'd like to talk to them. Okay, I'll give them your number How about that? I'll take some your personal number I don't know it's called right back right now I want to know what branch we're not the merchant Marines that's Adam's big hang out look at the important thing is man keep it for you for you listening and for everybody at home keep it twisted this summer and enjoy some ice-cold twisted tea buy some property

and that is keeping it pretty twisted yeah that's too twisted for me yeah oh and enjoy some ice cold twisted tea. Buy some property. Rant it out. That is keeping it pretty twisted. That's too twisted for me. Oh, shit. Oh no. What's happening? It's over. It's over?

It's over. It's over. Stop, you're twisting. Look up the luggage thief. You're loving it. No man, we have to help people. Biden luggage. No, this is gonna help people. Biden luggage thief. You're in love with it. No man, we have to help people. Biden luggage. No, this is going to help people. Biden luggage thief. Look it up, Elvis.

Real quick. There's this person who was working in the administration and then just was stealing gender fluid. That ex-Biden official Sam Britten stole luggage. Was stealing all these like black like on It really doesn't look good. Biden official Sam Britain stole luggage. Stealing all these like black like like on

really doesn't look good. That's awesome. As a member of the center left, I stand by their side, of course. But it was all like older black ladies, like church outfits. That's hysterical. And they were just putting on big hats. It's like pente cloth and stuff with big hats and stuff. That's hysterical.

I mean, this is just this is like really made this is like yeah by like you know like like it's too on the notes too much yeah yeah okay next okay great next clearly this is the person that's renting from this guy play us one LD hey there's the LD baby and fabulous yes thank you I Hey there, Stov, LD Baby, and a fabulous guest. Thank you. I have been with my wife for just recently celebrated being together for 10 years. We've been married for six. Nice.

And, I mean, you're the king of eating pussy. Wow, I wouldn't say that. and I mean you're the king of eating pussy. Wow, I wouldn't say that. And my wife just doesn't enjoy having me eat her pussy. Wow, that sucks. I have to be, she just enjoys coming from penetration. Wow, hold on a second. Now you're bragging.

I love relaxin'. I mean that's awesome. Shut up. Let's get up. Shut up. Fuck you. Give him a chance. Okay. Hear him out.

We'll hear him out. Right, and I have the unfortunate ailment of coming so quickly. Awesome. And it's just the only way she could come. She doesn't enjoy toys. She doesn't enjoy me eating pussy, as I've said. We get into the finger bang game, but.

I mean, that's the answer. We have a kid. That is the answer, bro. And we're slowly starting to get back into the sex of it all, but it's just not really working for us. Give me some tips, give me some tricks. I know your go-to is always eating pussy,

which is why I had to leave with us. Dude, that is awesome. But she doesn't like that. Yeah. So yeah, man, give me some tips and tricks. Your go-to is always eating pussy, which is why I had to leave Yeah You gotta help people I'm not I mean one guy one guy who's still nuts fast with his wife 13 years ago, we're kids this wouldn't Be the king

I'm so proud of you if you told me 13 years ago that a guy would call me the king of being push I'd be like, that's cool. I guess well, I'm trying to guess you I'm trying to you. You don't need to glaze me, man Now I think this man answered his own question here cuz you got to become a finger-banging maven. Well, she said no No, no, no, no she's getting back into it he said. She doesn't like getting her pussy and she doesn't like toys but he has to finger pop like his life depends on it. Also you have a very rare form of vagina that you're married to. I know. You're a very lucky man. That's huge. Some girls can't come from penetration. I never even met one right but it is weird when so well you know apparently I well have you tried eating was you all fingering cuz that's huge that's a huge combo she's she's gonna say no

why is he just have a conversation with her where he's like I just want you to come before I put my dick in you because I love you and also take can you not in and fuck again soon? Maybe you need to have some some some cock medicine. Yeah. Maybe you need sex tablets like our friends over at Bluetooth.com provide. Yeah. That could help. And thank you for their support of the Anthony Weiner episode. Oh they're back. They came back because something... Something changed? Yeah, Beats. Net Yahoo, Net Yahoo got them back in the room. You called, you looked down.

That's really one of the funniest things ever. Yeah. Jesus. OK, so it sounds like this guy's a good enough guy to have asked. You're going to have to finger your wife. It's really what it comes down to. You make girls come just from finger? Yeah. Yeah. That, that happens, but you gotta get some clit action in there You can get some clit, but if she likes penetration you got to just really

Pretend your dick your fingers are your dick and really get it as someone with a poor penis I say I have fingered I have fingered as if I was fucking in the past You got to get in the jerk game two hours before Was fucking in the past you got to get in the jerk game two hours before Church your own shit then in the dead in the chewable game and then so you're gonna lose would help Here's the thing that women need to understand yes, please when they're like fuck me harder. You got 30 seconds Yeah, I don't really have much and it's every single. I keep going it's like come on don't say You know this pace is unsustainable And if a guy you you walked behind you walked up three flights of stairs behind me

You know I ain't got the cardio to keep this going let alone the dick That's part of my problem. It's just this 30 seconds and if the guy doesn't 30 seconds after that he's a homosexual American man got 30 seconds. This guy seems like a good guy. I think you're a good guy man. Jerk off two hours prior. I think he also said they have a three-year-old. I feel like they're probably just at a step sexually a little. They probably haven't been getting it in with a toddler running around. Yeah. What a good guy. Maybe just... Yeah, so, you know, we've got maybe just get the time

Yeah, can we get the toddler a babysitter for the weekend hit a hotel with your wife? Yeah, I have a romantic Let's get back to us and then try some new finger-popping techniques finger from the back. You know what I mean? Well, we have this old lady in the homeless shelter. Maybe you could watch the kid for three hours, right? Right, right get somebody's insane Mother who they bilked out of her inheritance to watch your child and finger your wife. That's our advice. Good luck, buddy. Your heart's in the right place.

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summer's here dressed like it in chubbies the king of eating okay so bit of context I am an exotic dancer who lives in New York City I've had other professions too. Like I have two degrees. I've worked in corporate America It's not for me. We're pro sex worker here. That might sound crazy, but not as crazy as I'm about to say next Basically I found like in relationships, so sorry, I'm gonna back up again Basically, I found like in relationships. So sorry, I'm gonna back up again. Um, I Feel like really happy and really content and like every area of my life besides like Relationships like you know money's going well creatively. I'm doing fine. I'm really happy friendships are going well

But when I'm dating someone and I like them and they like names if honestly kind of rare always seems, especially when I'm dating men, because I have dated women and this isn't an issue, but when I date men, the issue of my job, like the fact that I'm an exotic dancer seems to eventually become an issue even if they say it's not an issue. And usually if that's not the issue, the amount of money I make. So even like when I date like finance guys who tend to make more than me, like the amount I make seems to like rub them the wrong way. And this kind of also seemed to be an issue

when I worked in corporate America. Like I said, I'm pretty decently educated. So, you know, and of course I live in New York city. So I tend to make a good bit anyway. So my question is, is this all in my head? Like, I mean, you know, because plenty of people will say like, Oh, I don't care. There are plenty of guys who don't mind dating strippers, or I don't care dating a girl that makes more than me. But I don't know, that just seems to be a recurring theme in my

relationships and like my romantic entanglements. I mean, not to give too much away, but I also tend to date interracially. And I mean, I know it's 2025, but I don't know, I'm just kind of wondering like what, you know, I guess is really going on. It's oh god, that sounds weird. But also, um, final thing, this isn't the issue when I date women, but my issue there is that there aren't many women that like women So I don't know what I do where should I find the love of my life and final note. This isn't a question Play it hold on shut up Did elders actually do something funny for one who I know who this is. Play this Eldis. I know Eldis stop it. Play it. Guys you can't. I'm a married man. Play it, play it.

Where should I find the love of my life? And final note this isn't a question but I did meet Adam at one of the strip clubs I worked in and he was acting really weird and one of my friends was like yeah he's acting like he's famous. I mean obviously we both knew who he was because no one else in the club did, so. Anyway, good fight, you know. Love you, bye. He's acting like he's famous! Word is getting out there in the New York City. Listen, Adam, there's nothing wrong

with going to a strip club. That's so. My girl, okay. This girl's awesome. Adam was in there acting famous. What did I say? No, that- Go ahead. You can't have this on-

She didn't say anything bad. She just said you were acting- I know this is some great content, but- This man was feeling himself! This man was making it rain it pumps my over hey I'm the John Stewart of millennials this man had a had a daily show duffel bag he bought from eBay and he was fucking throwing okay throwing money in the air my girl first of all I didn, offering those pictures. He had printed out those pictures and was signing them. Not recent. My girlfriend went to London to see her friends.

I said, I said, well, I'm going to go ham tonight. Yeah. Me and my two friends, we got obliterated. I called her at ham tonight. Yeah, so me my two friends. We got obliterate Yeah, I called her I called her at 6 a.m. It's like have you seen Manchester by the sea I haven't but I know He's seen where he goes to the police station. He's like I was on coke So I called her and I was like baby like I was like just I'll get you a flight right I can't live this way Baby, like, I was like, just I'll get you a flight, right? I can't live this way. I can't live.

I was like, I was telling like girls- I was being too cool. Girls in the strip club thought I was too awesome. If you're gone any longer, I might have no choice but to cheat on you. I, no, no, no, no, no, I wasn't gonna cheat. No, no, but I was like, I was mentioning come town to strippers.

Oh my God, dude. I didn't say the name. said I did I do podcasting two years ago why I can't listen as a celebrity you can't be public we have to go to strip we have to go to free cause we have to go to free cops we have to go to straight we have to go to free cops. That's why we have to go to free cops We have to go to free cops where he's fucking awesome Oh, man, that's fucking great. And she's like, yeah, my friend like knows your show and I was like, oh never mind Yeah, I got really embarrassed. Yeah, you took your shades off acting. You're wearing an all-white suit I was not wearing an all-white suit God damn, I want the CCTV footage from that night.

Can we not? No man, look we're also journalists here. I have one chance in life to do something. Somehow, okay? Okay, well look, that's all well and good. Listen, it's because of Nick. I owe it all to Nick.

And we can say that. Okay? Good this important all the Nick The ham dude relax let it let a couple of Just cuz some shippers were mocking you doesn't mean you have to fucking you know do press the nuclear button yet Well, okay, I'll prove to you. I'm a good guy. Yeah, please. Okay. Mm-hmm Okay, I'll prove to you I'm a good guy. Yeah, please. Okay. Mm-hmm Maybe you're dating younger finance men that one of their getting their first big check, right? Also your friend I sorry that I do pocket That's what I called it I was like guys I just said podcast to a stripper right that is tough I Should have made up a lie. I should have had an art van delay or something you know it's fine I'm a spy for the Mossad I've never you know know that I work for him yeah double agent I'm a

double agent that's awesome and they don't know that I work for For the Trump for come to and for Nick. Well, you're a triple agent. No, no, okay. Yeah, so look Your antics aside. We have a caller that we have to help here at him. I can't even think of what about it. What about me? So eldest, you know, I'm in this Most makes up for all the bad producing you've done That you found this and played it on this episode man. You're getting a bonus brother I'm gonna give like $10,000, dude What are they what are the strippers what are they? I what I called my when I called my oh also the girl's from like the Bronx.

I mean she didn't care at all. When I called Maya I was like, I was like, babe what did them call, grabbed my penis area outside of my pants and she said, baby you were drunk? And I was like, yes I am drunk. She was like, but I would, yeah. Yeah it was, I was trying to prove that my that my mask Masculinity right and look that's my I got three speeding camera tickets on the way home. I don't know

Yeah, shame would that's the real tragedy of the night. Absolutely. Well, I think you're on to something with the masculinity issue, right? This girl's hot She's like in charge of her shit like I think traditionally she seems like a good person when a girl's hot right a liar, but a good person I think what's going on here is the traditional fucking dating roles if a girl is this hot right? She does it these guys like the type of guys you're going for they want somebody who is in some way you know dependent subservient at least you know also they have rich families that mother in greenwich connecticut is going to give them a hard time if they're dating a stripper yeah that's part of the city like a real one it just like a nice a nice gentleman sure that isn't just like a young fucker that's like on

an expense account yet they create and you think this is probably the problem here is probably the types of guys you're going for That's my that's my hunch. I mean, I think there's plenty of people I've dated girls who make a lot of money and I think that's cool. I'm not mad at that I'm like that's fucking all I mean, I'll still pay for shit, but it's like they'll Some they still don't pay they pay for nothing Nothing they respect you maybe they do I don't know that's not respect What do you or like I think it also opens stuff up because imagine if if you're making a ton of money and you're dating So is making a ton of money instead of you if you combine that the experiences you guys could have could be next level

You know what I mean? I think it's maybe the the gentleman sound insecure maybe they're like a little young maybe like a guy like five years young five years older yeah you know may might not feel that way and I wonder I also wonder that's dated for a little bit longer I also wonder if the money is like shielding like some people pretend they're cool with sex work and like whatever and then maybe that's what I wish comes to shove They're like I don't want to they're making it about the money Yeah, they're made about the makes it a safe thing to be like to to you know It's like oh, it's like just weird whatever there. They feel jealous that you're that you're lying about

That you met such a cool celebrity are lying about it. I can't believe I said podcasters stripper So what do you do? I could it should alive just say comedian barely No, but it's I know you I said yeah, it's still They gonna see right through them. Yeah Sam an actor and a writer. I'm an intellectual. I'm a public intellectual writer is hilarious. You should say writer writer. Yeah, yeah sometimes I'll sometimes I'll throw writer out there in an uber or something if I'm like, I don't writers the go-to. Yeah Yeah, but even that there's so many questions

Wait when you're trying to fuck an uber driver. No, not fucked just get out of a conversation Look, what are you trying to reason is you're driving? I'm not trying to risk anyone What about stop trying to have sex with all these? Never tried to fuck an uber driver in my life So yeah, I mean, oh my god, can you can you zero in and give us some good advice man? Okay, here's the deal. You you should date someone that isn't in finance because probably a they have rich families Yeah, that would give them mother go off. Yeah, they're there guys that say mother best case scenario They're they're fetishizing you they think it's like I'm being a bad. I'm dating a shit

Yeah, they think that you're like yeah, exactly you sound like a really Genuinely normal person. Yeah nice person so and you could take it Sorry, you take it back any time, but yeah, maybe date someone that's like been dating for a little bit longer, someone maybe like late 20s or something. Can you switch, yeah, just switch up kind of your, who you're going for here, and I think the same is probably true of the women. You're saying you're having a hard time finding women that like women Do you mean that genuinely want to have a relationship as opposed to you know? Want to hook up with like by girls who want to hook up with a hot stripper?

I could see that being a problem too in boat with both genders here. It seems like you need to like Shift who these people are yeah, because I think clearly it is like they feel Who these people are yeah, because I think clearly it is like they feel Emasculated for the the money thing or even just the like it's not the money or even the dancing shit Yeah, it's like they're just like you're very in you're a pretty you seem like somebody who's pretty in control They're not used to and particularly for somebody who's a stripper You've made a conscious choice you could be in their kind of buttoned-up world and you realize like I actually prefer this I make great money whatever the what the mechanisms by which they usually control a Hot woman who's like dancing with her stripping which is like oh, I'll get her out of this and she'll fucking depend

Yeah, you know like you don't want that and that and make your your look You're dating guys who on some level want that and I think you need to Look for a different type of person. That's kind of my you know, stop going to you know, stop going to Murray Hill You know, you're probably attractive too and they're like they they're they're probably like stressed out that guys are hitting on you true Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, and part of the job is to be sexy for guys, so Absolutely, maybe an older guy, maybe 65 70 years old crushed by life my father yeah Get some fake tits how big are your tits no don't do you don't say that to her she can do whatever she wants including Take it back that I was I

That's one of the most embarrassing things eldest you really great producing eldest honesty you know I have to do man I have to get a wheel out of this this is gonna be a realist? my aunt's gonna see it my aunt is gonna see it she's gonna tell my grandma and Adam said he does he's a podcaster acting famous what does that mean what does that mean you know what this collar? Just like you don't like people assuming shit about you cuz you're a stripper Maybe you shouldn't make judgments on people who are making I say I know exactly how Adam was that I can see it in my head Signing up way too tall Tipping way more than he had to for once in his life. Come on, let's not get carried away. Adam, did you make it rain?

No, I did the Al Bundy where I have a fishing wire connecting to a one dollar. One day bud, this will be yours. One of the best jokes on that show. There you go. Alright right. So good luck. Yeah, that one's going to get cut. All right. So I got the baby. Lg. You get love is a pod. First time long time. All that good stuff.

Listen, boys, I got a predicament. I got a boy's weekend coming up and one of my body when on the liquor run he bought all the liquor and sent out the demo request but five ways evenly and i got the request and i thought what will happen you know i actually calculated how much the bottle was included the fail pack yada yada

and found to be that his demo request was about 10% too high that's not I want to know this who's more of a piece of shit you him trying to get Buddy or me running the calculations to see how much he didn't stiff no way Jewish That is true, thank you. That's got to feel nice to hear that accent I like that make it doing stuff like this. This is good This is good because you're right if this guy sounds 10% too high What are you for the I mean, this is crazy that you did this and by the way or Soros

Exactly, if it's $3, he said $3 out of everybody like he legit might have just rounded up He might have forgotten and rounded up and who can also it's like what it's it was it a little weird Okay, but what are we talking about? What's ten per three bucks of how many people five ways so it's 15 extra dollars That's weird dude to do this calculation for that My mind goes to like you know he says he did the math and added it up. Did you have the prices of every bottle he got? Did you see a receipt? Did he go to an expensive liquor store?

Some places will mark it up. This guy's a psychopath. Because he sounds pretty dumb. I don't trust him to even calculate sales tax correctly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He found the store? Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

What the hell? Yeah, you stink. This is crazy, dude. You stink. And like, if your if your friend did he's kind of weird But also it's like if you split something on Venmo or whatever and it's for a lot of people You just round up you don't go fucking oh, it's 83 cents like you know what it's a bit of a service fee for me Doing all the fucking legwork or whatever you just make it easy to be drunk on vacation with your friends yeah dude don't fucking look it's weird how bad is shit going so who's the bigger piece of shit right now if I had to guess it's you

because we don't know by a mile we don't know where this guy bought the shit from maybe maybe just went maybe he was running late and he went to an expensive liquor store then it's like oh that's a little too expensive but who gives a fuck it's bad it's fucking just being an adult. Okay. It does charge the game brother when I was I it's three Three of your dollars you're the piece actually you're the piece of shit. What are you freaking hobo? Yeah? You don't deserve friends And the sales tax hilarious, and you're not Jewish And the sales tax hilarious and you're not Jewish

Adam is happy that you're not like when everyone got mad at Vivek Ramaswamy. I was like finally another Place another one big yelled Hi, Stavi big fan First one to ask you a question This has never been an issue for me in real time, but whenever I tell girls that I do this, they get really surprised and confused that this isn't a bigger issue for me. So basically, I have sex with men sometimes. Not my favorite thing to do, but on occasion, I'll have sex with men sometimes my favorite thing to do but you know And I'm what you might call a tough bus tough bus yes

Yeah, so You know and to give some men credit It's not like always an issue, but a lot of the time it's pencil for me and a lot of the time It was also a skill issue with the man. So to combat this issue, pretty much any time I think there's even a possibility of me having sex with a man, like a first date or I'm just meeting a guy from an app out for drinks or something like that, I bring my vibrator with me. Respect.

That's awesome. I bring my vibrator with me. Respect. I, you know, have it in a little pouch in my bag just in case, you know, if we end up having sex then I just, you know, I don't want to not have it. Literally she keeps that thing on her. I want to be able to like maybe come. Like to be fair, I don't even come like every time I bring it either just because either the sex won't last long enough or the positions are weird or whatever I don't know I don't really get off from penetration I like it a lot but you know it's not really not really doing much for me a lot of time so I think you're you yourself might

not have this problem with this but I do live in fear of the day I meet a man who does have a problem with this. I actually think you have guests on your podcast, men, male comics, who I think might be offended by that, just based on the way that some of them talk about like bringing in the vibrator as like a into the relationship kind of thing whereas I'm as I just said somebody who's bringing it out maybe the first time you meet me it's a wild move but it's a risk I was even me she knows how she comes yeah fine I mean it's it's not even it's one of the things like huh they're like nice but you will have a moment of, oh. Like in your head, here's what they really,

here's what I would think is like, ooh, she knew she wanted a little piece of this dick. You know, that's what- Yeah, she wanted to enjoy sex. I would think, I would feel kind of like, hell yeah, she knew she wanted the fuck me kind of thing. She's wearing sexy underwear. Even though you might, she, it sounds like she just kind of

has a breaking case of emergency, you know? Like she'll even take it on her on a first day She has to introduce it in a chill way, but let's keep let's just finish her up before we When I say something like that just because they you know, maybe they deal with men who are Like dicks about that, but I don't know. I just figured don't you want me to come don't you want to watch me come like yeah whatever anyway um yeah I just hope that that's you know not gonna be a problem for us when we eventually hang out okay thanks for me baby bye I mean yeah there's no real issue here you stop hey listen we we're a family here. No, no, I'm not

I've not been crowned other than that one guy who busts too fast heavy heavy heavy is the head that yeah That's how you get good eating. Please though. You have the heavy crown on you still have to move your neck around So then you free it out. Yeah, it's like exercise like when you have the like weights on the bat I take the pussy eating crown off and then I'm fucking you know practice on a fleshlight fleshlight Yeah, I have my your picture. I have my a Bella danger limited edition sex It's pretty simple just be nice about the way you you introduce it don't like don't be like oh My purse

All right enough get the purse. You're like being a jerk, but't be like, oh, get my purse. All right, enough, get the purse. Then you're like being a jerk, but just say like, hey, I wanna fuck you and I wanna come because I like you and I brought a vibrator. But you know what, that's how I come. What I'll say is that she'll tell her friends who are surprised Men aren't dicks about it and she was she said no no hold on, but she said

She brings it out men aren't dicks about it And so a lot of the problem here is it's sort of like you're getting ahead of yourself and creating a problem where it doesn't exist Right because we're great. I think you're a sky I think your friends if they pull the vibrator out they'd be surprised how many guys would be like nice you know what I mean like I think when push comes to shove if you're if you're about to have sex especially like on a first date bring out whatever the fuck you I'm about to get pussy I don't care you know what I mean like I think and that's I think you're also getting a little

Like you know might you find somebody who's a who like that's how I used to be about my Uncircumcised penis yeah, and literally one woman out of however many has ever Reacted negatively I you might get one weird guy or a couple weird guys They're like what's that about but I think overall if your friends started carrying around the little the little vibrator pouch they'd be cool Yeah, okay, we'll wrap it up Yeah, fucking subtle leave all that in leaf is like no stop come on I'm on the precipice of something big right now. You can get I'm the millennial Bill Maher yeah

You can go ahead. I'm the millennial of... Bill Maher. Yeah. You're the heir apparent. That would be so awesome if you inherited real time. You fool. He also does it, apparently it's to his knee. Apparently it's the biggest in Hollywood. And that's, it makes so much sense why. Yeah, yeah. I would act like that too.

That kind of confidence. Yeah. I'm so smart. It makes so much sense why yeah, yeah, yeah, I would act like that confident. Yeah, yeah I'm so smart. Oh, I'm not becoming a Republican. Everyone else is actually wrong I'm the good guy still of course zero babies of dotting go Peter so big he's like a gay guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to say this don't listen your friends female friendship It doesn't exist If every guy's chill about this Don't give them the cheer on that Eldest about how nice all the guys are being to you about it because we're phenomenal

We're good guys. We tell way better stories than whatever that I don't know Yeah, I don't know. I've heard you tell some some long-winded stories about what whatever you pick your you know pick pick a topic So someone fell in front of the train The third rail was sparking um so yes, it seems like she's fine There doesn't all the problems seem to be uh your hypotheticals Your friends are nice people who should try bringing the vibrator out and yes Were you to bring out the vibrator when we hang out? I'll Greet it with glee. Wow, you know, that's the kind of guy I am the king of eating pussy

If you know I'll take it like I said, I haven't been officially crowned it wouldn't be nice if you Doing a cunnilingus and then she's like stuffed it down like... Well, because the vibrator, that's... that's pussy eating territory. Yeah, yeah. If you're fingering and there's a vibrator in the mix, that's interesting, but how am I supposed to eat around this thing? Yeah, yeah. Unless you're talking about a real China-sized meaty clip. It's tough to be the king. Then I could lick the sides while the vibrator does the talking.

This whole episode is 100% getting demonetized immediately Yeah, maybe not even coming out maybe just Maybe you cut out the picture part of the beginning Give us a quick one to go out on eldest this man has to go Greek God body. Oh my god. Love you brother. All right I'm watching the old episode of you and Caleb hair and I'm so true Which by the way is how I found you love came over from the so true land over to Stavis world I'm very happy here Looking at you compared to Caleb kill. It's got a lot of tattoos

I don't see one tattoo on that beautiful Greek God body of yours. Are you a tattoo guy? I'm an open canvas. Do we have a tramp stamp that, that, you know, your, your loving audience doesn't know about? Do you want tattoos? Why don't we have tattoos on this beautiful vessel? The way celebrities are treated. Anyway, I love you brother. I've got really big tits. Have some respect.

I'll go high on this. Hey, hey, hey. What's up? She said she has really big tits. Have some respect. I'll go high all this. Hey, hey, hey. What's up? She said she has really big tits. Let's give her some respect. She does? That's what she said. Aw.

I never got any tattoos, but recently I thought of the one I would want if I got one. What? Let's hear it. It would be a little Asian spoon, like a Pho place or a Chinese place. And I would put it near my thigh so I could put my balls on it like a soup dumpling that's what I would like

you blow on it yeah and then I just put it on there and then a girl could suck on it like it's a soup dumplings I think that would be a pretty joke for yourself in the shower literally it would make me smile every time I have a whimsical it would be like up here into my thigh and it would be like so fun. It would be covered even by shorts like this. Yeah. I think that would be the one tattoo I would get. I've never respected a single tattoo I've ever seen.

Wow. Yeah. I have no respect for it. Even the Star of David? What? Wouldn't you like that? No. You can't get buried in a Jewish cemetery. I had a friend who got a Star of David and he was like, he was like, this should cancel out.

I should be able to get in the cemetery. Shout out to my boy, I won't, yeah, shout out to my boy Ethan. I love being, being clean. Clean, yeah. No tats on Elden's either. Everyone has tattoos. This temple is pure men. You guys want to take our clothes off?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Draw tattoos on each other? I want to know for sure you guys don't have tattoos. Do you still have that live photo of Elden? Oh yeah, somewhere. Live? The one where you're running away naked.

Is that somewhere? Somewhere, it's floating. And we have that video when he tried to trick me into looking at his penis. He was like, dude, come here. My cat's doing something really cute. And I knew exactly what he was doing. And I just walked out with the camera. I have just a video of Elders' dick somewhere. Wait, I thought that was what you were talking about.

What was the first one? No, you have one where you're running away. You're like, yeah. In your ass. You have really long hair. My brothers were here, and they were sleeping in the living room. was like it was remember that trip kind of I remember there's another video Maybe from that same weekend where I was on the air mattress in the living room and I was like hey look at this I'm like taking my balls out of my shorts

Eating that's good Yeah, he's actually up to do those vibrator hating ass girls would never have this much fun No, I think they might maybe be they be buzzing there. They're saying that oh you're you're it's weird the way you have sex with these You need to check your misogyny. Mr. Friedman. Maybe they'd be like Pretty cool. Can I make her feel like? Yeah, can I kiss them first? I kiss them can I use the library? Oh, it's cold in here. Yeah. Yeah, let's warm up Maybe see maybe that's what they're thinking about Leave your massage in the at the door Yeah, think about six kissing each other and sucking each other's tits like a fucking feminist like me and eldest yeah

Well, that's gonna do it for us folks Feminist like me and eldest yeah, well that's gonna do it for us folks Don't watch the Adam Friedland show we've linked to here This is gonna blow up the show is gonna blow up is gonna be a blow of this gonna be huge There's gonna be an article about this. I hope so dude in in scoundrels quarterly See you guys next time bye bye Alright, thanks for having me. I love you boys. Of course, I love you too, brother. So good to see you. See you guys next time. Bye bye. Sayonara.