Stavvy's World - Stavvy's World Bonus #119 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 1 (Andrew Durso) [PATREON PREVIEW]

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Stavi, so basically what I wanted to ask you about is that the other night me and my girlfriend were talking and for whatever reason the subject went over to ghosts. And we quickly realized that while I does not believe in aliens at all. Which, I don't know. I mean, yeah, this is so funny. It's funny to be like, oh, you don't believe in ghosts, cool, you don't believe in goes cool you'll believe it is you fucking i don't know like uh... i want to come a pretty open-minded guy only said i'd just feel like it

Starting point is 00:00:52 way more reasonable to assume that somewhere on a planet similar to ours there could be similar to ours and it's a little bit less believable to who cares I don't know believe your grandma came back and is trying to freak you out Oh gives and likes to hang around abandoned buildings or some shit. I don't know that is it Unreasonable for me to ask her to believe in aliens if I never gonna believe in ghosts What I just wanted to know what you thought about it Send her Neil deGrasse Tyson videos until she converts. I mean, what do you mean ask her to believe in aliens?

Starting point is 00:01:30 Who cares? Who gives a fuck? It's not... He's like, will you not entertain the possibility that aliens exist somewhere in the vast universe? I mean, do you believe in astronauts? Do you believe in astronauts? Then you believe in aliens. Why couldn't it...

Starting point is 00:01:42 Well, just also the psychology of like anybody dating at our age. You've already had to become okay with the fact that a lot of girls think that your birth sign dictates your first birth. Yeah, I mean, people believe stupid shit is like... Shit like this is like, man, do we just need religion again? Yeah. Dude, Catholicism is the answer. Yeah. But like, this is essentially like...

Starting point is 00:02:04 This is if religion meant less. This conversation is like if religion was even stupider. It's like, who gives a fuck if your girlfriend believes in ghosts and you don't? Who gives a fuck if you believe in aliens? I'm just telling my girlfriend three articles a day about the drones, like, look at this. I mean, yeah, it's who like what material difference does this make in your life propulsion what do i believe i don't fucking care at all use this to an advantage this is an opportunity if you can be polite about it you can have a lot of conversation with your

Starting point is 00:02:36 girlfriend over the years that you're gonna need like this is a nice thing for you to talk about don't read into it too fucking much but you are so right about it's fucking yeah boy it's like men are from Mars women this is like a weird fucking I like trucks yeah girlfriend does it like twice like dinosaurs it's my like compared to last call yet this guy's calling in about like a trivial first date conversation. I don't know what to do. The other guy's got a loaded gun to his head. I don't know. There's a lot of possible planets in the Goldilocks zone out there. Also, not to unwrap this, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:03:15 I'm kind of on her side. I guess I believe aliens exist, but not in a way that's significant to Austin, anyway. Sure. Exactly. I'm like, yeah. You're not going to fucking date me? Because I said that?

Starting point is 00:03:24 Yeah, you don't want to suck Andrew off? Come on, man. He's fucking cute. Look. Yeah, exactly. I'm like, yeah, you're not gonna fucking date me because I said that you don't want to suck Andrew off. Come on, man. He's fucking cute. Look at this little guy's in the gym. He's in the gym now. He's like his dick. Yeah, you're gonna see the results in about two years, maybe? Yeah, I mean, what do I actually think like I I don't give a fuck first and foremost I do not give a fuck. first and foremost I do not give a fuck. If I had to think about this for 30 seconds on each one, I would say yeah maybe they both probably exist but every time I start to even think I'm like who cares? My brain can't stop thinking who cares? Like statistically there's probably some kind of life out there but again not in a way that probably affects us and like the older I get when I was younger I

Starting point is 00:04:12 probably was like Everyone who talked about energy and spirits and all that shit. I thought was stupid the older I get I kind of weirdly believe in some of that shit in again a way That's fully unknowable and that I'll never be able to, like the way they didn't understand germs in like the, in the like 900s. The plague era, yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:33 The plague era. I think maybe if humanity doesn't blow itself up, it'll slowly understand like spiritual shit. Like we'll probably be able to understand certain feelings that we get scientifically. Whatever, we're never gonna understand it while I'm alive I don't think any religion. I think religions are dumb. I think ghosts and alien arguments are dumb I don't fucking care. I think you're fucking stupid as shit This affects how you think of your girlfriend. I'll tell you that much. I think you're like, so anyway,

Starting point is 00:05:06 what do you mean ask her to believe in girls? They would rock if they haven't had the God conversation until five years in the relationship. Because it's like, oh, you're a Hasidic Jewish. Yeah, I mean, this is just the God conversation junior. It's like, if somebody doesn't believe in, you know, whatever. So, but it is very girl and guy coded

Starting point is 00:05:22 in like science versus spirituality, you know? Anyway, whatever. Don't let this affect your relationship. Grow up, I guess. Grow up, you're a fucking dumb little ass boy. He, he, he, he, he, he.

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Stavvy's World - Stavvy's World Bonus #119 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 1 (Andrew Durso) [PATREON PREVIEW]

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