Stavvy's World - Stavvy's World Bonus #130 - Live Call Show Vol. 25 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Episode Date: May 31, 2025

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Stavvy's back talking directly to the fans with Eldy and Straight George on the couch from the Airbnb in Minneapolis on a break during the Dreamboat Tour. Stav, Eldis and Straight George help callers including a guy who can't stop frequenting massage parlors, a guy who's not stoked about his dad's new wife, and updates from a few favorite past callers. 🎟️ See Stavvy live on the Dreamboat Tour 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets 🎥 Watch LET'S START A CULT on Hulu: https://www.hulu.com/movie/lets-start-a-cult-1f157c44-3840-4f01-8863-bb6afa472a0b If you'd like to be a part of future live call episodes, subscribe at www.patreon.com/stavvysworld to get access to the Stavvy's World Discord channel where these live calls are taken. ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld ☎️ Have a question for a regular episode? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

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If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-51-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Ben MGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Oh my goodness. Yeah, dude. What's going on? Mikey, how's life, dude? You haven't slid back into incel dumb.

Have you? Um, I mean, I don't know. God, geez, I'm sorry. Uh, g g g me a second to collect myself. Okay. You had some time motherfucker. You were on hold for an hour and a half. But go ahead. I know. Oh yeah. I remember you did. Yes I remember you. You were the one who was at Stavs. He was the one I had to

fucking yell at. Dude I remember this kid. Go ahead. What's going on? Yeah, I'm the one that sounds like Eeyore. Yeah, not much in terms of well, firstly, before I get into my question, I just wanted to address a couple of things because I okay certainly was not expecting to get clipped and put on the YouTube making a lot of accusations. Okay good. We'll put listen we're gonna put this we're gonna hear continuing the conversation in the marketplace of ideas so we're going to clip this and it'll be a rebuttal to all those comments. Go ahead. OK. Very good. First of all there's some allegations about me being your brother George me being gentlemen. We can confirm you are not Gentleman X or George, who are two different people.

Exactly. Well, three different people. Yeah, you, Gentleman X, and George, yes. Yeah. I understand everyone's eager to unravel the mystery of Gentleman X's true identity. You know what's funny? We were just talking about this at the beginning of the episode.

So it's clear. This is evidence that these kinds of theories are reverberating through the fan base Go ahead Mikey. What else is going on? I was just want to say real quick. I know that I Use the word in cell in my initial question, but I just want to clarify. I don't like hate women or anything. No, no. Incel means you're not getting pussy. No one says you're a misogynist. I know. I just know that that kind of, you know, that kind of ideology is associated with incels a lot. No, not here. We got gentle incels on Stavisworld. Me and Elvis were all, we were, we were in cells. We know what

it's like. We were in cells before the coin. The term was coined by the way we were proto in cells. No one even knew what our struggle when we were fucking 18 and begging for pussy and being rejected at every turn. So we know your struggle, brother. Don't you worry. Okay. Very good. Yes. I'm a benevolent in so, but yeah. So I don't, I don't have too much of an update. Okay. Just I have been organizing, going for runs. Good. And I've also been trying to engage in hobbies aside from video games and beating off. Good, good. If you could call that a hobby. I know you do.

I know for you it counts, but not anymore. You're changing your life. Exactly. Not anymore. But not anymore you're changing your life Yeah, I've actually been getting back into writing something I enjoy doing there you go I know it's You know, I know it probably sucks Let me tell you something it does but that's okay. Just like we were in sales We were guys creating horrible content at once and you'll get there too. You're doing you're doing everything right right now

You're a fucking ugly little piece of shit caterpillar and you fucking keep weaving your beautiful cocoon The way your pals Stav and eldest tell you to do by improving yourself. You'll emerge a pussy getting butterfly Okay, okay No, no you. You are for sure. And ugly man. And also in the. This is the is the caterpillar is ugly. You're a fucking writer. You don't understand the metaphor. No. Well fucking idiot. Okay. All right. It sounds like you're on the right track, bro. Keep at it. Keep at it. We love what we're hearing.

Keep the fitness up. Keep your creative pursuits. Stop goon-less. Game-less. Keep being outside. Keep seeing other people. Just start talking to women expecting nothing so that it's exposure therapy. Because I know your ass is going to clam up as soon as you might get some pussy. So just have friendships

with women that you expect nothing from. See them as people and slowly and surely you will get pussy. Okay. I mean, I have female friends that I view as people. Good. Good. Then you're ahead of the curve. You're ahead of the curve, brother. That's great. Engage with them more and make small talk with strangers of all types. Even men.

Yeah, oh my god. Alright, I guess. See, okay, maybe we keyed into what your actual problem is. You're just scared. Well, you know, I never I never deny that. OK, we're going to cure you of your cowardice, too. That's big for real. Again and again, we're recovering cowards.

We were I was raised by a coward. I've been fighting this my whole life. So you're going to be okay, bro. Okay. Very good. But yeah, so I guess the main question I wanted to ask about is, you know, I've really been thinking recently for, because of, you know, some pretty big events in my life recently I've been Kind of like rethinking my life and actually thinking about Trying to build some kind of future good never really did before that's good

Let's see it sounds like your depression is starting to lift a little bit. That's positive. A little bit, I guess. But so I've been thinking about things that give me a sense of fulfillment that I could potentially find ways to pursue. And I kind of landed on a few things and I wanted your input on perhaps which thing okay you think I should go with so the first two are kind of connected and one of which I already touched on so writing and like filmmaking mm-hmm are kind of two things I've always been passionate about. And then the third thing is, uh, is which I'm kind of iffy about, cause I feel like you should have the right mind. It's very important to have the right mindset is a, is like childcare.

Um, the first job I ever had was working in a summer camp and it was like the only job I ever had that I wasn't just constantly thinking about um you know crushing my head with a rock yeah yes of course of course you know was that like it actually felt you know good to give these kids like a nice, enjoyable place. And so, yeah, I guess I don't know. I just wanted your input on a. No, I think that's positive. I think that's positive. And look, we bust your balls, obviously, out of love. But I think like truly you literally sound so much better

than the first time you called. And the fact that you're even thinking about the future. It's as good as so like it's just so funny how much I just relate to this. It's like you know that you're downplaying it and I get that. But like you actually sound way less depressed. The fact you're thinking about you're making improvements. This is big. Like it's baby steps at first and then it like slowly the momentum go gets in there

And I think you know thinking about the future is is positive and thinking about what you want to do is positive And I love the idea of the child care thing I get that I have people in my life who? struggled with you know nine to fives because they didn't respect their boss or they didn't want to just make fucking money for For like some shitty corporation But when the annoying when the person who's making you do something annoying is a little kid who just doesn't know any better And is trying to learn there's something kind of like nice and heartwarming about that where you're like oh this sucks But at least my labor is going into molding somebody's life Not you know making some dickhead eight dollars

while I make 25 cents, right? And as far as the creative pursuits, dude, I don't think these two ideas are opposite each other because I had day jobs, you're gonna have a day job while you're starting this stuff out. And I think if you can find a job, and I always tell this to people as general advice You don't have to Like your job does not have to take over your whole we have this weird American thing where you have to love your job

And it has to fulfill you and all this shit if you can find something that doesn't make you want to kill yourself And it pays your bills and it allows you a couple you on your weekends you get to't make you want to kill yourself and it pays your bills And it allows you a couple you on your weekends you get to write and you get to make some films and like You know the movie that was let's start a cult that the short film that we then were able to Get option to bake a movie We made that with a script outline and we just got some people together. We hit literally in in in like 36 hours we made that movie obviously there was more time for editing and all that stuff, but like

You you can find time to be creative and if you have a job I think what you're doing is really smart because to improve you have to have the baseline for it, right? You have to have a source of income so you can get your own place, so you can start making these little improvements. And that will only make you more fulfilled, happier, and that'll make your work better. So dude, I think if you really like that kind of work,

you should look into something like that. And it doesn't have to, you can kind of test the waters. You can be a paraeducator, which doesn't require extra degrees. You could be like, you could help a kid. You could be a teacher's aide. You could even volunteer for a little bit to see if you still like it, whatever. But I love the idea of you finding this job and like, and by the way, kind of the advice

we gave you last time is just improve in everything. And this would be a big improvement for you getting a job you don't fucking hate. This will reverberate positivity. And even if you just focus on that for a little bit and get your bearings, and maybe you're not writing as much whatever, but once you get your footing and you know you're, and you're still keeping up with your health and all this other stuff. That, once you have a base for your own life and your own place, you're gonna feel so much better. Or if you wanna stay where you are

and save a little money, whatever, the important thing is to have a long-term goal and build towards it. And I think trying a new job while staying creative and building your own shit, I think that's perfect, dude. Because as people who, who you know I'm 36 and I started doing this when I was 19 and I didn't start fucking making money until I was maybe 28 29 and it's a fucking long process and so you have to have other ways to make money along the way.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But I think that's good. I think you're in the right track, bro. I think try it. And do you feel good about maybe getting a job, you know, a job like that? Yeah, I definitely do. I mean, I've been I've been trying. I don't know. I don't know how aware of this. You are being a, you know, being Hollywood, how key is this job market for us? Regular folk is kind of sucking dick out here. I'm sure you're real. You're fucking charming. Everybody

at the interview, you motherfucker. Don't talk to me like I wasn't a broke motherfucker that could talk his way into jobs. I didn't deserve okay No, I know but like look that's the thing is in educate, you know Being a para educator of public schools. I think you could probably figure that out. I think people aren't Those aren't the jobs the immigrants are stealing. You know what I mean? Like you're you can fucking take that job, bro are stealing you know what I mean like you're you can fucking take that job bro but keep dude just keep at it I think you can find a job like that it helps obviously to have connections if you know any teachers if you have friends of friends who are teachers who might be hiring that's how a lot of this stuff

happens and that's not a bad little social little social homework for you either go fucking buy somebody lunch who's a teacher and pick their brain about a job like this. That's a good little networking tool for you. All right, okay. Okay. Yeah, that sounds good. Also, I don't appreciate that little comment insinuating I feel some type of way about immigrants, you know?

No, not you. I'm partially Mexican myself, so I might be the next one heading over to El Salvador. Who knows? No one's accusing you of being a fucking gang member. You're not outgoing enough to sell drugs. All right, man. Don't get deported and get a fucking job and calls back in eight months. How does that sound?

Okay, that sounds good. All right, dude. Good luck. We love you. Thank you very much. Fucking kid. That was cute. He does.

He does sound better. He literally sounds better. In the first call. I mean, he just sounded like more self-aware of like what his job is. He does he does sound better. He literally sounds better in the first. Oh, yeah in the first call I mean he just sounded like more self-aware of like what his interests and desires are in this call Whereas in the first call he was like he was like I don't do anything. Yeah, I don't have a job And it's like, you know when someone's like I don't do anything, I don't have any interest. I just like clearly depression. Yeah, yeah. Because you have like something inside of you that like wants to come out.

Of course. And now he's able to verbalize that. So him getting slapped around last time was a positive. Look, when it comes to breaking people of their addictions, tough love doesn't always work. When it comes to getting them to stop being pathetic in cells. Sometimes you got to fucking yell at them and show them the way as former in cells.