Stone Clearing With Richard Herring - Chapter 120

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

Chapter 120 Moifture - It's before 8am on the 4th May 2022 and Richard is off for a second crack at Chapter 120, the first having been recorded from inside his pocket (though attached at the end of this podcast for completists). Rich gets one foot from a possum-playing rabbit, sees a spooky tree, pontificates on water, the enemy of stone and whether he'd rather have sex with a mermaid or a siren. The lost podcast is the best one ever - see what snippets you can pick up from the pocket record. It's like a faded gospel found in a cave.

Stone Clearing with Richard Herring Hello my finest fellow friends, come here, sit, sit Hello my finest friends, welcome to Stone Clearing with Richard Herring And we'll see the dog, Chapter 120 It's the 4th of May 2022, it's 8.06 Is this even working? Very paranoid about the recording not working because I recorded Chapter 120 It was the best chapter I've ever done

And the phone didn't connect to the headphones All from inside my pocket, I know I've put one out like that before But it was a great loss for me And I've been licking my wounds for 2 or 3 weeks now It's nearly a month since you've heard one of these And just don't know if I can recapture it There was some great intermediate advice about moisture We'll try and recreate it if I don't think I can

And obviously there were a lot of female stone stars around me We got quite sexy, maybe that's why the stone gods decided to blight it and me Anyway, here we are, we're on, it's actually a nicely cloudy and moist day today So maybe we'll talk a little bit about moisture and moisture's part In stone clearing, something we haven't really talked about before There's dew on the ground, the ground is pretty hard But I just walked out looking for some coffins for the Alprenomega gods And my boots are already sodden, or fodden as it would have been in the old days

Now, water may seem a harmless, even helpful thing to you 98% of your body is water, I don't know if you knew that fact And you need to drink water to stay alive Stones, just the opposite, water is the enemy of photons Nothing can destroy a stone, it's impermeable to all outside forces Apart from water, and you might think, come on, stones are stronger than water Water's a liquid, water can't hurt anyone If it hits you on the hand it just rolls away, if it hits a stone it just rolls away

So over time, over the vast eons of time a stone will be alive Just a drip of water on it You can wear it down to nothing, and that's why we must be aware of water If you see water anywhere, do try to destroy it I think I suggested on the last podcast, it was so good That you should gather up all moisture you can find and freeze it And keep it stored somewhere You can just keep it unfrozen, I suppose, in the cupboard

Keep it away from stones, the more moisture you can steal from the planet Earth, the better The planet Earth is fighting back against that and creating more moisture, the sea levels are rising It's the war between water and stone It's not paper that covers stone, it should be water But water would defeat everything In that game, scissors, it would rust the scissors Paper, it would wet the paper, make it impatiable, mash air and usable Stone destroys the stone, that's why water isn't there, it's the strongest force on this planet

It seems like the weakest Just kicking out a few tiny pebbles here By the way, as we go, as we discuss this, getting them away If you can desiccate yourself, all the better Your own moisture Of course, in caves, water can actually create rock, or seemingly so By dripping through the ceiling onto the floor, over tens of thousands of years Great stardust and stalemites

But they've stolen from the stones in order to create those stones They look like they're giving It's just part of water's PR campaign to make itself look like it's not the aggressor in this war But what has stone ever done to water? Nothing What has water done to stone? I urge you, go to Cheddar Gorge It's a fantastic tourist attraction, sponsoring this week's episode constantly All the caves are now open But you will see there the effects of water on stone

A, to create the caves B, to create the Cheddar Gorge itself Water can cut through that much stone If you look in Cheddar and the amendments around Cheddar Humans have tried to take the stone away To build things that's disgusting But they have done nothing like water has done to the mendip hills Cutting a channel, a vast channel through that beautiful hillside

So, just that's my warning to you That's my intermediate thing If you can come out to your field with fire of some kind Or just a hair dryer, maybe Just try and get rid of this moisture Think of the stones Over time, the dripping of the rain May even destroy your cans

Your wall visible from space We have to keep the stones here They were here long before water Even though they'll be here long after the water has dried up But in the meantime, water that jealous whore Is trying to eradicate our beautiful stones So I hope you've got that this time I know we're near as good as what happened last time

That's what happens when you try to recreate something beautiful and spontaneous It was different this time, it was completely different stuff What can I say? I think the last bit of the last podcast might have recorded I might stick that at the end of this one We probably won't make much sense Ironically, I'd kind of thought the podcast had stopped Just when I got to the stone pole

And I thought I'd lost some stuff But actually I'd lost everything before that And the stuff after that survived What can you do? What can you do? You can do nothing But feel sad for the world Right, we're down in the corner of the field Little stiff today

I've been back on the exercise trail After being a little bit unwell for most of the year Just with bugs and stuff, I think Nothing to worry about I'm having a check-up tomorrow, by the way With my oncologist So we'll find out how things are progressing there So this week, the last couple of weeks I had a bit more energy

Been out for a few runs and on Monday I decided On a whim to take part in a 10 kilometre fun run Just to give you stones around here There aren't many, I'm trying to get one on to the can In the corner of the field There's a few little chips I mean, that's scarcely worth taking that one off But I will, because you have to take them all off

You've got to get them all One little tiny stone The chip, the flint Thrown onto the can In the corner of the field There's a nice set, looks like it could have been the arrow head From a prehistoric man That's off

Sometimes these stones get caught in the trees You throw them in, but that's fine As long as they're off the field, they will drop eventually Stone beats wood Wood will fade before stone Wood cannot hurt stone But stone can hurt wood With a tiny stone you can chop down the

Tallest tree in the forest if you've got patience You don't do that unless you have the Little tiny little witches finger, or witches dick there There's still occasion to go out to badgers And their monthly prize There's a monthly prize draw, if you're not a monthly badger You can see they're becoming one now There may be a change coming up

In the badger system There might be a last chance to get hold of the Rehealist of the badgers Rehealist of a membership card There may be something happening I don't know when it will happen It may be happening My boots sodden with water

Of course Rubber There's a good barrier against men Ah! Oh, it's a little terrifying I think it's alive, there's a little terrified rabbit here Wolfie hasn't seen it Oh

I thought it was a hedgehog or something I want to take a photo of it But I'm worried that Wolfie will Get wind of it Oh, she's off I didn't get time to have a photo Oh When you see that Wolfie, what's wrong with you?

Well, I'm glad Wolfie didn't see the rabbit I think the rabbit would have run away Just frozen there Shivering, looked like it might be dead Playing possum Ironically, given it's a rabbit Should play rabbit Nearly fooled me

Then off it went Before I could photograph it But it was like a foot away from me That is the wonder of nature Red in tooth and claw Wolfie would have ripped that rabbit apart If she'd given him the chance Rightly so

That is her Sworn duty As a dog We can't judge the dogs What was I saying? Rubbers are good Protective against all kinds of fluids What I'm saying

Ideally, if you cover Your stones in condoms If you have condoms If you're a stone clearer, you should not be using condoms for sex It's very unlikely, will we? So buy condoms And wrap Wrap up your stones if you can

I'm hoping that Something gets Affectation Tiny pebbles going off today Those have gone on to the main can Which is now so near the path That it's forged around the edge of this field That it's being kicked

Part on a daily basis Do try and ensure your Cans are as off the field as they can be Borders of the field can change Just trying to get this bugger up No one around today, I had an amazing time On the last trip That's bigger than I thought it would be

I've got that up in my Archaeological trowel Hasn't come into play too often recently The old archaeological trowel But it's quite useful Especially on a moist Hard soil You can get in underneath the hardness

And just really dig around with the hardness Just play around with the hardness And pull out the stone Until it ejaculates out of the ground It was a pretty sexy podcast The last podcast I'm trying to make this one a bit sexy too But it's not the same The stone stars he sent

Sirens to tempt me away That's how he stayed strong Stone is stronger than flesh Yet flesh The weakness of the flesh Can destroy A stone clear if he allows himself Or herself

Or here's a nice one And that's coming up with a trowel as well Childproofing pretty useful here We're going the long way around Not the full distance around I'm going to take The wife's taking the kids to school today Have a little bit longer

To play here I'm going to be recording A rehearsal of a book club At 10 o'clock All of my Trowsers Just walking along a channel Through the crops

Just sprinkling moisture over me This is the first moist day since Since that moist day of last time So it's like the stone gods are Forgiving me My trousers are damp Weird effluent Of the ground

Where does it come from No one knows where dew comes from It's not been raining No one can tell you Science can't tell you that It's Perhaps it is the tears Of the stone gods

It's a stupid thing to do Because of course the water then Effects the stones themselves Just very gradually Chipping away Getting them into soil I imagine Or is that sand I don't know

I don't know the science I'm getting some nice stones out here Get concrete Looks like the end of a bone But it's a stone That's a bone stone Not a fossil I don't think There was loads here

And getting the trowel back out Has really changed the game I have to say That's an intermediate tip The trowel Some say It's a sort of caesarean operation Taking the stones out of the ground before they're ready to come I say that's nonsense

The stones all want to be off the field Even the ones that say they don't want to They do want to Sometimes no means yes But only in a stone clearing Context Because the stone's duty To come out of the ground

Alright singing ringing tree Through my nice offering today But no dice There is really no path along here So I'm forced to walk through the crops a little bit And the crops are up to my Knees which admittedly is not A very high height

But uh I hope that rabbit's okay I just hope that rabbit's okay Looks so scared I think you know that's I think sometimes we're just enjoying ourselves sitting around Hiding in some grass We don't see the predators arriving

All we can do is hide and hope Worked out okay for the rabbit this time Because luckily I'm a kind Even though I don't write organic material I don't dislike it I'm not going to get out of my way to kill anything I'm not a monster Very quiet out here today

Here's some chirping And some kind of creatures And a lot of stones just in the path still here I don't cut this way enough I think the stones have time to grow Conflict Why have I come the long way around That's a lot visit

Basically witches from the witches' dick Back around the midriff I could just stop here And pick stones out of the path all the live long day I've got some mud on my fingers It's an occupational hazard So yeah anyway Trying to get fit again

Let it slide a little bit through the illness I've been through this Yeah it's just been a bit difficult The exercise I've been moving back Towards the snacks a little bit too much But you have to stay fit If you're a stone clearer And also

If you've had testicular cancer It's a good idea as well So hopefully We'll push Push away that Excess weight Oh this is a nice, this is really Watch this baby there even there

I think it's too much even For the trout Or a little cake some leeway To be careful Oh that's a lovely big stone Just right in the pathways That's a lovely medium sized stone It's off now

There's a hole in the ground A little stone has rolled into that hole I'm going to leave that for now Come back and get here another day Just want to check that I'm paranoid about my recording I mean it's recording Doesn't mean you can hear it

More stones and other beauty And that one doesn't even need to travel How these Massive medium sized stones Just lying in the pathway After all this time It's off the field now And looking around

Got a good view of the whole field And nothing Someone wearing a Make America Great Again hat Possibly has just Appeared from the other side of the other field They're going the wrong direction If they're after me They've miscalculated

But maybe they're after the stone clear From the next field along A nice little clearing In the Crops reveals Just so many stones That I can't even stop To pick one up

Sometimes it's an overwhelming task I tell you the one I recorded Was so funny I mean you know It's not a big deal It's not a big deal It's not a big deal I mean not that we're trying to be funny here

But it was just You missed a treat is what I'm saying If you've been listening to this podcast For 120 episodes Just hoping one There would be a good one eventually Just We'll give them the benefit of the doubt

Just by chance Some infinite number of monkeys And that infinite number of tyrants Eventually he's going to do one that's Quite good I did Unfortunately that was the one that bit the dust I've been in mourning

I really have I've been thinking I'll go and just don't do a podcast This one really is just going to be The little buffer between returning to normality As I mourn The loss of Just fantastic wisdom

I suppose is what you've lost Wisdom, some sexiness A lot of stuff about moisture That seemingly I just can't create To recreate Because it just came from Probably delivered from the gods Rather than from my own brain

We can't look backwards That is One of the rules of stone cloning There are no rules to stone cloning You mustn't at no point look backwards I mean you can be allowed to look around Just to check the stone styles and stuff But it's a metaphorical backwards

But also You can't go back on stones you've passed You've got to get them next time You can't go that Go, oh I've done that Let's go back and pick up some of the ones on this So it's sort of Backwards in some ways you're allowed

But mainly you're not Where are you going Wolfs? That's I think I made that clear A stump of a tree here It does look good I don't think this was here before Certainly from a distance It looks quite spooky but even close up

Let's make that the photo So you miss the rabbit Unless something else comes along That's on the boundary That's the border And let's see I've got my trail I'm going to prize out the nice stone From the middle of the path

And that can go into my border wall Between the two fields There's a few here Just deeply ingrained in the path But I can get out with this magical tool It's not been available to the people In the past who'd not discovered metal Imagine trying to do this with a bit of wood

It wouldn't work Of course Fire can also destroy stone But it has to be so hot It can also create stones It's sort of It's sort of basically The friend of

Then water can put out fire And I suppose that can form stones from lava But you know It doesn't make up for everything else that water's done Excuse me Just had to spit out a bit of that friend there I hope that didn't spoil the enjoyment of the podcast Yeah, so the sun's

I'm wearing my North Face jacket today Which may have been Slightly hasty But now I think pretty much in the Late spring The sun is starting to poke through the grey Shroud of cloud

It envelops Little Stocean today A little bit of warmth coming off of that Hopefully it will dry my wet trousers And wet my trousers But from the bottom up The crotch is fine Neither created a jacket

There was something about a jacket Looking at it in the last podcast I thought it was something sexy A very tiny witch's finger or a witch's dick there Let's get it Someone will be pleased with that It's the tiniest one you've ever seen But size isn't important

Could be a dick, could burn Another one is a lot of witch's fingers I think a witch has been out overnight And lost their fingers And probably their dick Hmm Yeah, loads of little witch's fingers And dicks are all here, too many to pick up

I think the battle of the stone witches Last night Many have perished You only ever find their dicks on their fingers though That's the weird thing about witches Oh, and another stone star is here again In the wrong field Makes me think they

Maybe there's another stone clearer That they've become aware of Perhaps they think he's more of a threat Or she's more of a threat Let's face it, it's he There are no rules to still put stone clearing That's rule one, rule two Everyone is welcome

Over the age of 16 Children must not stone clear On the pain of death Any child found touching a stone Must be killed, apart from my kids Who were occasionally helping me out Right, look at our common stones On the way here, we're gonna

This trip across the field is gonna be wasted A couple of small Large, well I made a small medium and a small large Not much to talk about The crops, of course, are in the way of most of the stone Now it's very hard to see Stones, even if you were to Risk

Heading out there I've put my trowel in my pocket as well So I'm less inclined to pick out Some of the stones from the path So enjoy the quiet Enjoy the serenity About 5,000 people Listen to this podcast on a weekly basis

I'm quite surprised at that It's a lot more popular than Admittedly, somewhat more visual Snooker Snooker and Puppet Show Puppet show is Out Thursday nights usually And Snooker

You just missed last night's Tuesday night very exciting Getting a crucial point in the contest Three stones off the field The can in the middle of the field Looking okay, actually Hidden by vegetation A little bit, but when you look beyond that

Turning into something pretty nice Oh, and stone starsy Very clever Very clever We did this yesterday, actually Just nothing until this point Then I'm heading down towards The

The stone pole And if I carry on at my present rate I will intercept, so I'm just going to walk around The The can in the middle of the field a little bit And pick up a few bits of Detritus that are around it This side, I have to say, when you go around

This side is pretty much empty Of stones One day it will obviously be surrounded Because I tend to pass on the Right The left, which is now right Because I'm behind It isn't as well

Just checking as though I'm watching I've got that fingertip Of a witch here I think that's so clearly a fingertip It's the Make America Greatman I can see his red hat bobbing Bobbing along Slightly hiding from him here behind

Slightly hiding from him here behind And well played to that guy I thought he'd missed me But he came around the back way And surprised me Very nice, as often happens in the cut You're often surprised, aren't you, when they come around the back way You know what I'm talking about

Ain't no sex Really, you should Ask permission You just actually found it Quite some nice stones Pretty much buried here Did a dog poo there, disappointing Make America Great again, mate

Well, bad luck you haven't made Being a stone-starzy member Great again Because I've defeated you By waiting over here for a bit Didn't see that coming to do Something that's an illegal move In stone-clearing chess

Or chess, as it should be called But I went round the mulberry bush And that's why there's that song This round and round The mulberry bush is A perfect tactic That's the way the stones get cleared I'm seeing this on very slowly

I obviously know it It's the plastic around the stones That I mentioned earlier Rubber, plastic, same thing You can shrink-wrap your stones If you want to protect them Up to you, that's really More advanced rather than an intermediate step

We'll talk about that more in chapters 200 to 300 Let's start gathering some ammo For the stone pole, there's some nice stuff here We're still the way away But we might as well get these guys off Ugh! Might as well, hey might as well

Make America great as past Stupid as he goes Certainly not the Fine quality Sexy females That were here, maybe I just dreamt Of the podcast It was just like suddenly

The spring And the stocean Was full of beautiful mermaids Who I think would have dragged me onto the rocks Turned out to be sirens I wouldn't have minded though A lousy mouth You know

A cloaca or is a cloaca What do fish have? A little I don't know I don't really want to have sex with a mermaid It's sort of where the siren I think Is still at least humanoid You decide

Which is the worst thing to go for Right, I've got my five Stones where I have rapidly Approaching the stone pole No one's been in touch to let me know Whether the light green marks On the field indicate former buildings If so, there's a lot of former buildings

Some of them are just too straight To feel like an accident But there may be some reason There's very light green here for example There could have been a whole Roman village Or town on this field I don't know I can't tell you

Oh, there's some tissue there That Wolfie's having a sniffer Do you pick up your tissues? Alright, we're going to go darts or underarm Wolfie interested in getting in the way I think Oh, I thought I got it straight Where they missed with the first one Solid hit with the second right at the top, nice

Oh, bounced off the pole Onto the pole, I don't think I can count it Just give me Hit the fence, one, I think only one out of four One and a half, two and a half Out of five That was a solid hit to end on And

Neither good, nor bad luck So that's quite reassuring So I again had to spit out A bit of unpleasant material From my mouth You know, it can get a bit A bit of hay fever out here A bit of a cold out here, whatever

My legs were stiff at the start of this And now they've I don't even remember the size I forgot the size, I think What are you doing, Wolfs? Come on I'm just a stone Basically off the field

But I've kicked it off there That's just something you can do That's an extra little service You know, it's questionable People go, is that on or off? Just let's answer the question A bit of kick with a pick with a flick You know, it's questionable

People go, is that on or off? Just let's answer the question Bit of kick with a pick with a flick Bit of kick with a flick Bit of kick with a flick Get it off, get it off as far as you can Because if it's near the edge A stray boot, a strange dog

A frog Some kind of jack door Making a nest of stones Could take it and put it back on the field I've just picked up one of the smallest stones of the day Probably not quite the smallest On the field Make America great again mate

I can see it's fresh, I know who did it I mean, it's hopefully it was his dog One little stone onto the can The main can A tiny stone, let's see if we can find something else For that can It feels a bit cheap To just give the stone

The size of a Two shilling piece A bit thicker There must be something else out here For me A bit more volume I'm not seeing much actually This is usually the feck and plough part of the field

Nothing big Lots of little stones Might be distracted away from Possible premises Well, let's get There's a little bit of flint there Oh, it's come out a bit bigger than it looked Let's call it that

It's a small large All these excited about it It's going to get thrown You could go This isn't a playtime thing It's my special job You have to understand You have to understand what's happening here

You have to understand And down there We go towards the ditch that stopped Brexit That stone looks a bit like a duck's footprint Maybe it is Maybe it's the footprint of a pretty historic duck Turned to stone By the eons of time

I hope so Off the field Well, uneventful So different Than the episode chapter 120 Could have been Very disappointing I'm disappointed for you as much as myself

Because you've had to listen to this And you know, I know you're going to go Off the field You're going to go Off the field You're going to go Off the field You're going to go

Off the field And you know, I know you're going to go away Feeling like you've slightly wasted your time Well, he's in the poo So, you know, not totally wasted your time Out in the field, I think she won already So, a double poo Event

Not too shabby at all It's the fur of the lead Molting a little behind your wolves Sodden lead Lead is covered in The fur of a dog Luckily my dog All right, here comes the ditch that stopped Brexit

Just with my foot Tapped out That's where the little bit of moisture can help Tapped out a nice round Stone, it's about the size Of a calf's kidney Small calf That's going into

The ditch that stopped Brexit And will stop the Ukraine war As well, the war in Ukraine One stone closer to finishing Thanks to me, but what I don't want To make a big deal of it Some people say I'm a hero That's a leaf, I thought that was a stone

I could have gone the other way I think it's a leaf, the stone gods would be upset with that Just kicking out another stone There we go, that's turned out to be quite a big one Wolf is quite interesting Don't offer your alpha renombo against gods too much You don't want to be flamboyant What can I say, just sometimes

You got it, sometimes you haven't got it And that's the Both in terms of narrating a stone clearing podcast And also clearing stones I've cleared a few stones today But we're heading back up Duckett's Passage Here we go So just checking the emails

There was a great email at the end of last week's show Might have been about freezing water I can't remember You'll come up to the end of this podcast if I can find it Let's have a little Swirl through the emails Raven Eves

Raven Eves Been in touch Beautiful name Same thing a while since Since you last been out on the field Richie You're okay, we're worried for you Thanks Raven, that's very nice of you I've been out on the field

I just don't record every single one And sometimes I record it And it goes wrong Thanks for caring Enjoy your stone clearing Let's have a look Quite boring email Paper bin

Food bin, it's been in touch Incidentally, actually fun enough It's been a day today To the bank holiday They've been in touch I've heard you Talking about moisture In the soil, how did you hear that

And What about The moisture Created from weaning or ejaculating How you doing? Yeah, cool See you later What about if you ejaculate

Or like me If you're a woman Paper bin Man is a woman Say If you allow your sexual moisture Onto the stones Will that

Equally Effect The Existence of stones Now they like that Remember your urine, your sperm And your sexual effluent weather Is what women produce out of what it is

Does contain minerals Even though like the salic might Dripping By putting your own bodily fluids And blood, lots of minerals in that Ion, it just adds a coating To the To the stones, so keep having sexual stones

Now they're on the field Or they're You know, banking on them That's You may giggle at that To your childish, but that is The whole process I'm back, gonna do another podcast

Don't get these boots off It's really hot in here today Let's take off all our clothes Oh, don't tell me this has stopped No, it's good. Alright, see you next time Love you all For half a year Mary dance

Don't listen To the bird Fan tree Don't listen To your underpants Listen To the stone

Listen To the stone And they In turn To you My friend My pint When

Stone clearing with Richard Herring Starved me, Richard Herring and Wolfie the dog Plus the mugger red hat man That was about it, wasn't it And some moisture The music is by Mike Offgrave The voice of the Patones is Mike Offaheen Listen

To the stone My friend And they Mary dance Don't listen To the bird Fan tree Don't listen

To your underpants Listen To the stone Listen To the stone And they In turn To you

My friend My pint friend And it turns out that just the very very end of that Aborted podcast Started recording It's quite funny I'm going to put all of it for you now So if you want to listen

To 20 or 30 minutes of Inside my pocket And then a little bit of me speaking right at the end Go ahead, I hope you enjoy it Listen to the Patones, my friend Hello hello hello Do do do do Do do do do

Do do do do Do do do do Do do do Do do do Do do do Do do do Do do do Do do do

Do do do Do do do Do do do Oh wait a minute Why you just to come away I'm trying to mope me Come on, come on, get your gear, there you go. Come on.

Come on. They're like the finest friends. I can say I didn't know what time it is, but I can tell you. The tears are hard. I mean, this is very unfashionable to have done this. What's going on? It's... Where's the time of this thing? 8.41.

I think it's the 14th or 15th of... Is it the 14th? I mean, you know, maybe I should have prepared this before. Yeah, it's the 14th of... April. But it's... The year is 2022. And it's lovely, isn't it?

It's scubby. It's scubby. It's very blue. It's beautiful. It's lovely. And there's a nice one for training. There's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of fires.

A bit in the plane. There we go. Do we need to get a plane? Um... Wolfie has, uh... I don't know if you can check it out. That's good. It's very good, isn't it?

Yeah. Well, of course we're... Don't eat grass, Wolfie. That makes you sick. Right, go and do some diarrhea somewhere. You've got a pee bag there, you know, that stuff. I'm not going to pick it up, OK? I'm going to move it somewhere over to seep into the ground. We're told about...

I mean, 90% of my emails are saying, can we hear more about Wolfie's pooch? It's a thing of we know, isn't it? It's largely perverted. I don't know. I'm pretty tired. I've got good people. Waking up early and waking up early,

and a few people are chipping nosebleeds, checking pots. It feels like the end of the world. You know what you might be? Just picking up three little mists up there. So, of course, you don't have to go ahead if you remember that. Just do it again.

Well, it's feeling great. Because it doesn't have a hate feel, as long as you have your body. So, Wolfie. Wolfie. Wolfie, what are you doing? Worrying to fit. There's something going on in the house,

and there's a dog in there. Ready? That's all busy down here today. It's been going over here almost like... There's still very much left of the dog over here in the field. There's a stone on the field, a stone not on the field.

That's what they say. On my bush. There's a bit of dewy down here. There's genes everywhere. Not eating the crops. Quite wet. Somebody has to watch out for the slip on the ground. It's hard to drive.

There's moisture everywhere. It's the enemy of stone. It's the one thing that destroys stone. So... Try to put the stone in the area. It's moisture, so it's quite difficult to reach. Some sort of stick shed.

And then there's a pen. It's worn down, and then eventually worn down, and they're just a little bit sandy and stuff. There's no... There's no life force down here. The stone has got through, can't there? In the end, there's always a planet in that space.

It's a cliff or a mountain becoming a sand. It's an ignoble end. It's a long event in my opinion. It's a stone over-snewer. And I know it could be sand. But I'll look for some shit. I mean, that's not still a much stone

you've got to put up. And do a microscope to just feel that. So try to protect the stones from that. Into a can, you're creating a lump of stone. No, it's a rock. I thought something the same way that a third of a deer will run in a clump.

Someone can pick up on the edges, won't they? But the ones in the middle, it's where we find them. So they're the same principle. That's why we're gathering the stones together. This is A-level stuff we're on now. If it's too confusing for you, maybe go back and listen to the easy chapters. This is Indonesia.

We're going to get them some proper physics here. A, the first is the house. The frame, the flies. I don't even know how to break it. Just follow that. And then B, the actress doesn't have a moisture, the enemy of stones. Who would have thought moisture would be more...

... ... ... ... ... ... So that's that. Don't you mind me?

I'll see you in a second. And, uh... ... ... ... ... ... ...

... ... ... ... try to stamp on it as it goes away. If you have a bucket of water, a bottle of water can be binned. If you have a bucket of water,

don't start it as well. Don't waste it. And if you really don't, don't start it at about 90% more quickly. Don't start it as soon as it's in the island. It'll get away. It's not as easy as it looks. It's not as easy as it looks.

Also, it's like a fucking... a dark dog with a chicken. It's like a dog with a chicken on it. It's in and away, and in and away. They know what they're doing. So yeah, just try and spray water. You can drink water. One way to get rid of it.

Please do not vent and squeeze it out again. You'll have a hole in the chimney. It's a bit of a waste. I guess if you're really desperate, you can throw it in the basket. The state of the canoprush from Lincoln is a terrible state. They've come right up to the edge of the field.

This is why you have to be careful as we've talked about hedges in the last chapter. I'm sorry it's getting so technical, but we've had some marks and fun. But now it's time for a serious stone clearing. I was about to throw one there in the distance. I've got some more on the field, but it was luckily over five hundred next time.

I'm not going back. I'll never go back. I'll never go back to the firework. I'll never go back to the crows. Unless you really want to. Drop the stones. There are no rules to think of. It's confusing.

The second rule is a few. Sorry, why don't you walk a little bit? Why did you do the... Why did you do the diary on the kitchen floor? That's all you could have just lined up next. Hey! You know I'm talking to you. Come on.

Hold on. You don't face it. That's probably a way to try and distract me. I think it's very distracting. All I can distract you from is stone. It's organic. It's actually round. It's not.

It's actually round. Why would you leave your field? It's soft. It's flesh. It's hard. I don't really know how to deal with it. What's the word? It's just slightly...

It's about the traps. The penis. It can be like that. You're saying I do? It's between me and the stones. Is that a stone or is that a piece of mud? It's a stone, in fact. It's part of the Roman villa.

No advice. No one's emailed in about the... ...of the crop. It's a really lost... ...chapter over there. I don't know how to say it. It doesn't do a lot. I don't know how to say it.

What do you want today? I don't know. There's some behind here. Looks good. There's some behind here. I can't really see, hopefully. One of those will be okay. Let's just check we're still rolling.

Oh, yeah, we're still rolling. Um... I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hopefully I only just stopped that. The recording had stopped. Stone pole with horses. That might not make much sense. What time is it?

Seven minutes past nine. I think you heard all that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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