Stone Clearing With Richard Herring - Chapter 127

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

Chapter 127 - Fquafhed Hedgehog. It's 8:52am on 26th Feptember 2022 and the Ftocean has seen some changes, but it's not Ftone Chriftmaf yet. Richard mourns a fellow fwimmer in the great Ftocean, but feels he can not say the things he wants to say in this day and age where you can no longer say what you want to say, despite all the people who say this and then say what they want to say anyway. He talks about some rule breaking that he has participated in and then is cut off by a brilliant move in the game of human cheff. The Ftone Ftafi seem to be back with some underhand tricks, but Rich has a few tricks of his own up his fleeves.

Stone Clearing with Richard Herring Hello my fan friends welcome to Stone Clearing chapter 127 it's 8.52 on the 26th of September 2022 or Stone Stars is in existence or some changes have come on the field the Stocean is now free of all vegetation it's been plowed up but has it been had their seeds who knows stone stars he right at the top of the field not looking this way they can't see me so a couple of easy clears for the Alpha and Armaged Can if you hope you can click there I won't let it wolf you off the lead just yet to another wee

two wees in as many minutes let's see if you can keep that up throughout the podcast yeah the ground not churned up so I think they've just taken off the top layer it's not a it's not stone Christmas thought that was a stone but I think it's just a bit of plastic a big bit of plastic I won't clear that that will it's not exactly organic but it will degrade in a few thousands maybe hundred thousand years that's not my business all right we'll come off if you want ah welcome anyway excitement on my other secret field that badgers will know about I haven't done a missive from there

for a little while I found a really old brick yesterday had it dated by someone who works on time team to mid to late 1700s very exciting probably worth a bit of money it's on a can of course just checked off if it's organic no need to panic if it's not checked with what there are no rules to stone clean that's the rule of stone clean actually second rule is you must not remove any item from the field and a pane of curse or fee pooping in the bushes that's where I like it to happen right in the undergrowth no one can complain about that you're right darling

look at the texture oh it's a fine it's a fine poo but I can say where it is it's already cleared off the field I know some people like poo clearing but not me that's not my job I will do it if required and a bit of candle there doesn't need to be cleared but I'll clear it anyway he's been out here lighting candles stones doesn't have it oh just my watch just came on done its own volition when I touch that candle so I think there was pure evil in that candle clearly watch back on nice little can developing around a tree there I looked at some aerial photos of the fields just to see if there was any

buildings on the other field actually but I came to look at this one and you can just about see the central can for on Google Maps yeah there's a little bit hidden under undergrowth it might just be the tree looking at I don't know but there seems to be some flecks of white in there which suggests that my can is visible if not from space from at least the drones that take the photos for Google so to start to start to my ambitions nice very clean caramel stone there coming off in amongst all this you would think the thing will be dirty after being churned up by the farm machine it seems to be a light comb over

the field rather than getting into the the undergrowth I don't think it's stone Christmas yet can't remember when that happens now maybe we missed it maybe they'll be another plough it looks like it's been tilled though has it been planted with seeds I don't know I don't know how far it works and nor do I care well if you've done another way it's nearly one a minute especially if you include the poo as a wee which it's a sort of isn't it for toilets and there's many minutes I didn't make sure you keep it up but now I'm starting to think maybe she can do it out there she hasn't got some kind of bladder infection

it proved costly so well it's nice that we're free of interference here now on the field there's a little bit of loose hay on the ground of course can't always tick that up so it's not the churning up we were hoping for yet but just throwing off a nice medium small there that's the biggest of the day and there's something here I'm just gonna hassle up a little bit what is this oh is it dead it's a dead hedgehog wow it's a dead hedgehog I'll take a photo of it just looks like a sort of plant you don't need to clean it clear that off don't worry but it's nice to have its life documented how it died it looks like it

been I think it's a hedgehog it's been punctured might just be a bit of a face or anything on there it might just I think it's just a bit of some kind of plant hedgehog the hedgehog plant oh that squash hedgehog I suppose a hedgehog that had been living in amongst the will be will be will be come here now I'm going for a big stone I've seen I'm hassle having off this is a nice one will be will be very determined to get the squirrel even though it's up on a fence and will be cannot get up there will be come here will be come here I guess the hedgehog might have been run over by some farm machinery will explain its deflated

state will be come here now come here you're such a bad dog when I call you you come what if that was a stone emergency come here you've gone back on the lead now that's a punishment for your willful nasty let's see if we find any treasure on the field today along the stones because it will just go on the can if we do like the brick from yesterday very exciting though to have a member of time team assess my brick measure it for him everything I went back to measure it you can see a blog about it which is haring.com slash warming up if you're interested in bricks you shouldn't be they are just clay

this one was pretty heavy though a cheap brick made at a time when bricks became affordable to everyone not just a very wealthy my house slightly older than that brick we think and the bricks in my house are very nice ones so stood the test of time another lovely oh beautiful I mean almost bang on solid medium size stone here maybe on the slightly smaller side of medium that's going on the can in the corner of the field and yeah there's some you know it's not there's some there's some catches to be made here today but not it's not the overwhelming churned-up field that must come at a different point I'm just going

back out to spot there's another small large that's on the can across from the main can squashed hedgehog oh and there's a nice medium just right in the path there that's what can happen and I'll throw that into the roots of the trees we can hear from that I'm satisfied clunk there's a fair amount of stone there already not visible from space yet because the teeth trees are towering above it but one day it will tower above the trees and that's the beauty of what we're doing here my son came out with me on Saturday and I taught in the rudiments of stone clearing there are no rules of stone clearing rule

number one rule number two of course is must be over 18 or is it 16 I have to check the check the book to clear stones but I only let the stones right on the edge so they were already off he cleared stones that were essentially cleared and made his own little can it was pathetic it was like 15 little stones max absolutely pathetic compared to the stuff I've been creating here but you know it's good to know some people think girls should be allowed to clear stones as well not allowed to give my opinion on that been made very clear by the podcast world this thing's you're not allowed to say anymore but you have to

go with your conscience on that one I'm not not telling you what I think either way and I'm not allowed you know this thing is not out of say anymore aren't we're all thinking them the simple days in the 1980s everything was good you know people just left on their own to think whatever they wanted my wife's home my watch tells me I'm doing a school drop off today let's see what's going on with this recording just check it's still going when you miss gold like not saying what

I think I'm not gonna say what I think but now you don't know what it is it might be the opposite what you're thinking you'll still get annoyed by what you think I thought putting you right anyway we're going to go for the first time in a while we're gonna go even though I've got a little work to do today we're going to I mean is there anything more important than this now we're going to go up to the corner top corner and not obviously all the way around the field we haven't done that for a long time but my yeah the camera crossing the main camera I'd say can really cut back by you used to be quite away at the

field now it's basically on the field we have a nice pathway the ground is fairly solid got me too chained up and just stones it sort of buried the stones rather than revealed the stones whatever process the farmers have come through so you might need to do a bit of archaeology just kicked up a couple of little ones there into the side she loves chasing stones good cover of course to have a dog someone sees you're throwing stones because I was just throwing stones for my dog stones for your dog yeah I didn't have a ball when it hurt the dog not this dog not if you're

good at throwing stones as I am me I've hit him once or twice maximum given the number of stones I've thrown is absolutely incredible you always get another dog couldn't you can't get another stone saw it off see saw it went right into the edges again by some bushes right in the roots beautiful throw so on we go it's going to be a longer podcast today but provided it's still working seems to still be going we've seen a dead hedgehog what more can we see squashed by farm machinery is that a way to go I suppose you don't know much

about it just enjoying thinking about hibernating rolling up into the little ball bam squashed if you expect that stuff on the roads that's on the fields bit of a surprise so yeah but it's kind of a barren landscape there are a few little stones I'm spot on pebbles I'm passing most of them by I'm noting where they are always know where they are remember where they are we come up to the second ringing tree will be hi and we just stand clever play by the stone stars either coming up the part at the side been a while since I've been up

here so I've kind of forgotten about that the dog gave them away can often be help the dogs sometimes the stone stars the dogs are on your side gave me the warning to be quiet here we are seeing ringing tree it's the big one this could be the day was bit of brickwork here of course this is where I think the room and village all that's nice then how old this one is that's a nice bit of break I should take a photo of that and send it to my boy I'm not getting it off my thumbs come on it's not being a big chunk there's Roman villa looking from the sky onto this field there are a few weird circular patches

I thought my indicates a high-end age village do you see them when the crops grow these green circles do grow up we've explained we've seen a few shapes out of this field once one time there was some things up here I don't know I've gone oh we don't want a load of argue I'm just coming in do we bit of a wind picking up and this is a flat terrain now it's perfectly flat oh and there's the stone stars behind me in the wrong way which is finger which is dick you could win one of those if you're a monthly badger currently not available to get on board it will be soon go fastestrike.com search badges we're

setting up a whole website for the non-commercial podcast which you can still support even if you're with a cast plus but if you like and I'm assuming you don't cover my cover podcast you can go with a cast plus if you're interested in the other podcasts stabling a badger the cover badger in table there's a new membership that's coming out and a chance to win box of monthly junk including a usually which is finger which is dick if I've got a found one in that nice box you haven't got one already most of you will have oi that was a good one right wolfs a bit of plastic out and filled but more news on that

later but do it's better for us if you're a badger to be honest we don't really get any of that ingest money as it's we've got a sort of deal and this things I know very well it's all eaten up by that but if you love all the videos and stuff on ad free podcasts there'll never be adverts in stone clearing I can promise you that this will be a good place to put an ad break in Chris if if we do ever one day we've offered enough may I might have to be dead but it's still that will raise money for stone clears everywhere many charities set up for ancient stone clears to old to clear stones what else can they do

you learn a trade and your body lets you down yeah very good it's sort of like the ground is littered with tiny tiny stone I could spend a long time here clearing them all out but you're here you're listening I don't want to waste your time it's kicked up a half tennis ball-sized stone cutting cleft in twain at some point probably in the distant past so it's a little burp yes I don't know how many more years of stone clearing I've got I don't know how many more years of life I've got let's face it but hopefully more years of life than what am I

hoping for I want to stone clear to my diver it is a young man's game and you can say as fit as you like I'm a very fit old man shit look at this there's a load of dog coming we're gonna actually turn around now we're not gonna go to the can across from the main can there's a brilliant play from two dog walkers one two three four five six dogs and they've done the Bishop move and completely trapped me I have to go back it's my only option it's a suspicious option but I can just say it's because I don't want my dog chasing other dogs it's fine we're going back

over ground we've already covered so obviously there are fewer stones than there were but we might still spot something there's about thousand here just in this minute meter try kick here because we're slightly under observation that one just went to the periphery wolf who's gone to collect it you picked it up will be now she often brings the stones back she knows I love clearing that's our dog walker walking those dogs but just their lunchtime walk walking it's three dogs dogs a day I can't do all of them she seems like a friend but

you know perfectly placed to gain my trust and then dob me into the stone stasi who have been very quiet too quiet I would say recently finding some nice stones here not even mentioning them sat to take it as red interesting what you miss on the way what you miss on the way up you're fine on the way down and I'm doing a little hassle off here there's some plastic I'm passing presumably this is some fertilizer something they've been something this happens in the field oh yeah there's some nice stones out here very nice stones out here no wonder they don't want you to come out here wolfs look at this it's a paradise

that one bounces nicely into the undergoes we're close enough to the undergo to throw even a medium stone fairly far that was just I'm gonna pop another day I'm hoping to find my Moby Dickstone is another nice little bit of brickwork there like a tile actually tiny bit of tile nothing anyway do sport if you can just leave if you don't like rehearsal if you just leave it on when you're at the house on repeat or just rolling through the more listens we get the more time I've got to spend stone clearing that's the thing

just like stone after stone here had I missed these on the way it's interesting the lights different on the way down obviously just picking out a lot more I mean there's more medium maybe these stones more large but it's a worth getting off at this stage all fairly close to the edge of the field still we're still working mainly on the periphery but like my stupid son who can only clear gets a little 10 or 15 something she's fucking the best stonk there ever coming out to see a little house off a sort of nice flat looking brownie who will have the last brownie I don't know probably a while before we clear the

last one so coming back down to the can across from the main camera a second I'll come into the CMR entry I don't think we should dare we well I suppose there's nothing to lose quite a few bits of plastic here I think they've got some probably put what they've done here is probably put a layer of compost top of the field and that has brought with it some some people have been putting their compost stuff in the wrong kind of bags that haven't decomposed and those are then amongst the field it's had blood damn bloody shame all right singing ring a tree a return

maybe I didn't come down the path on the way up here slightly from the field that's why I'm suddenly seeing a lot of bonus stonage come on well I'm sorry we didn't get to see the can across the main can you can view it on Google Maps zoom in it's quite pixelated now the path across the field is very distinct now which you can use this to your advantage because it means you can wander way off way you think the path was there is your challenge just so I thought it was a stone it's a feather

that's a few octopob to call octical illusions today that was a good one I want a bit of metal tiny bit of metal there yeah that's right a little stirrup kind of shape bit of metal then it was a stirrup something from a piece of farm machinery long ago don't have to clear those they will rust away to nothing but some people going to kick out clearing metal I found any gold I'm really looking forward to putting that on one of the cans where is the way I'm not be way off here I've really got lost on the field this is pretty good though I can surveil you

know it's not as stony as you think out here not picking anything up because we're too far from the shore to throw too far from the shore to carry I imagine there's gonna be a lot of stuff to carry the farmer challenges me now why are you doing the middle of the field I've got lost I've listened to your podcast you're saying get on purpose what how do you find that well I said I'm gonna pick anything up with that one's too good that's the biggest of the day that's the catch of the day it looks like a fish as well if you really squint

worth picking these up because of course could be many years before you get a chance to come out this far again surprisingly not too stony I'm in a lot of tiny stones but not many big lumps one lump or two madam I've got one lump unfortunately and here's another nice these are the ones I like the right chunky choo choo here that's the boy look at that oh that's what makes stone crew and worthwhile when you find a chunky choo choo like that oh I can sit here from my breathing it's quite heavy already the big old chunk of choo choo and if these are the only two I managed to find as a cross back here they'll be

happy usually a lot of big stones around here so surprised we only got one so probably is like the stones have been buried rather than churned up so hopefully they'll be riches to be discovered if they do come and churn things up later today here's something there's one that's I mean that's small large large probably the best but got my couple of chunky choo choos here my friends when you got a chunky choo choo a real chop on of a choo choo and you don't have to worry about numbers that one stone is worth five or six little stones I mean even it's it's like oh listen we try and lift it oh that's like maybe four mediums and I've

thrown it on the thing it's just rolled off that's how big it is oh that's going around the corner a little bit not surprising can't see this camera so it is completely underneath the undergrowth but that's how I like it secret fecret I call it and as we head down towards the ditch to stop brexit the ditch will stop the war in Ukraine got Dominic Cummings and Boris Johnson sacks powerful ditch people the plane's flying overhead tracks we were looking down saying stone stars again I think I can see someone clearing stone how do we turn that phone on what location is it is that a can I can see from space that's

what's going on in that plane if you can hear it if you look through the left window you can see the rigid herrings stone clearing build and I think yes there is a chairing clearing stones that'll be a stone plane from the future that could travel through time I think I'm just through space it'll happen tourist planes looking down at the past you find of the way you can see the past can you that's the thing so if you get up high you're actually looking at the past the light has taken a while to get to your eyes hundred years so if you're high enough well there's a bit of grassy but on the field here makes me

think there is still some work to be done should really make a note of times of year things happen so I like to be surprised and you like it only when stone Christmas comes what kind of what kind of a wonderful day is that it does that they do seem to be little rills here so maybe the maybe the things have been planted right not much not much around for the ditch there we just found a couple or just a few here luckily this is we get as we approach flat brown caramel I mean these are quite dirty it's hard to tell a lot of the colors caramel with a gray interior of those I've got four stones for the for the

ditch important to alpha and omega when you've been around another field and found something significant another field it's very important you a you should be doing that to get the rules first rule is don't do no rule second rule you must clear your own field before moving to another field very important rule do not break it under pain of curse I'm the lord of the stone he see doesn't your rules do not play to me and so I'm going to give the apron on again nice it's not a chunky chunky chub chub it's a nice stone and a little stone just to say sorry for finding that brick on our other fields but since the distraction

technique you've got it is the great escape you have to have some distraction fields in case you get one gets found Tom Dick and Harry and this is very much my dick and alpha and omega can not looking too much in how many stones go on you think it look bigger but definitely noticeable amongst the undergrowth there and off we come we're into duck its passage again not quite as long a podcast I was hoping for a recording very weirdly at the moment seems to be recording but you know it might not be coming through the air funds so there's always something there's always something to worry just spat on

a bit of broken egg there on my nest let's have a look at the emails when email from eggy sputum eggy sputum I think they've emailed him before Richard has the autumn months roll by and head towards winter do you have any preparatory ideas to get ready for the cold well you know don't turn your heating on because it's too expensive hopefully if you keep a cold inside it'll be warmer when you out on the field when you pick up those ice cold stones of death they may actually warm you up so that's one of the good things about this couture government you might yeah it's a shame you can't bring some back to your house

because you could bring other freezing stone back and put them in the fireplace and people could slightly warn themselves up for a while until maybe some even colder due to being in the house you have to take all weather conditions do not prepare be naked prepare yourself by getting used to the most harsh extremes as heat and cold and wet hail and thunder and lightning get yourself electrically to a bit if you can afford the electricity so you're ready to be hit by lightning and that it won't fly inside you right that goes there you go

workmen in the street with some mums coming so stay here stay good girl stay stay good girl all right here we go we're home let's get you off of here will be there you go good girl and that will conclude business for today thank you for listening i'm sorry it wasn't slightly longer that's what i said my wife in the shower and uh now well she knows how long my penis is you've seen it a couple of times at least twice all right take care of my wife and that's just okay enjoy your stone theory

bye I'll listen to the thorns and they in turn I'll listen to ye, my friend, my fine friend. Stone clearing with Richard Haringstad, me Richard Haring and Wolfie the dog, plus a workman, some mums with the babies and some stone stars in the distance. The music is why my cough graved, the voice of the phatones is my corpahine. Listen to your underhand, listen to the thorns, listen to the thorns and they in turn I'll listen to ye, my friend, my fine friend.