Stone Clearing With Richard Herring - Chapter 18
Episode Date: April 5, 2019Chapter 18: Acroff the fky are fcudding cloudf. It's 8.30am on April 5th 2019 and Richard and Wolfie are embarking on Chapter 18 (not feventeen, like he foolishly believes) and there's exciting news o...n how you can get to actually see some stone-clearing, or get a stone-clearing t shirt, or an actual cursed stone from the field in a perspex case or even sponsor the podcast (head to http://rhlstp.co.uk/kickstarter for details), plus a revolutionary new tool that could cut your stone clearing time in half. There's a suspicious amount of dog walkers today and a protracted conversation with two of them full of nervous laughter and possible unchecked racism. It's the podcast with everything. You can even get some tips on feeding your dog. Look at all I give you and I never ask for anything in return - oh except for money http://rhlstp.co.uk/kickstarter
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Stone Clearing with Richard Herring
Hello there and welcome to Chapter 17. I think it might be Stone Clearing with Richard Herring.
It is 8.31pm on the 5th of April 2019 conditions are pretty good it's a sunny morning
sun just rising, blue sky, some scudding clouds or percutting clouds as they would have been
called once. Over it all is the love of God blessing us everyone that's the only use of
scudding I have ever seen in that particular hymn. Glad that I live am I.
Dead bird sky is blue don't know why so glad about that you'd like it whatever colour it was mate
grow up just think about it you'd just be used to whatever it is anyway that's that's regardless
we're not here to parody skip the hymns from the school days we're here to do some stone clearing
my fan friends so if you missed me last week events transpired that I couldn't record the
same thing podcast my goodness the crops are high now they're up to Buffy's body pretty much
he's just running through there they're like there it's like the field is a massive the head of a
massive giant with green hair and the hair there's a few little partings where the plow and the
tracks have driven through but basically his hair is in giant terms probably a number two
I mean it's hard that you know it's hard to ask them it's a massive head that I'm saying but
yes some news if you are interested in keeping stone clearing going and being a regular fixture
and if you're interested in the stone clearing t-shirt and if you're interested in getting one of
the actual stones from the field we're doing a new Kickstarter for Rehearsal stop saying that you
people over there to pay for the videos we've done so far this year which is about 25 to 30
videos I think we've done already this year we need to pay for those I would never ask for money
for stone clearing that is just clearly wrong but some of the benefits of stone clearing based
and one of the benefits even if you just donate a little bit is that I guarantee there'll be at least
25 more stone clearing podcasts in the year 2019 if we hit our target so if you like these podcasts
just like to keep everything the whole enterprise going just about stone clearing for a second
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your name associated with this wonderful podcast we will say at the beginning of each podcast
your name and the sponsor that you're also going to be interested in credits so that's an exciting reward
which will help us keep all of our podcasts going also as I say there's we're going to do a special
video of the stone clearing that will only be available to people who play for the Kickstarter
if you want to see the field give you some clues as to where I am if you're trying to track me down
but the actual visual representation of how to stone clear that will only be available to people who
haven't got a sport about money to do that there's also some snooker based stuff if you're into that
if you're into the sport or the stone clearing there are lots of us the comedy and it is weirdly
money will be paying for the comedy it's sort of an upside down world I have to say so there's
that as a benefit and yes as I say you will be able to own one of the stones from the field
from this actual field probably signed by me in a nice display case so you can show off to your
friends about what you've done of course the first rule of stone clearing is there are no rules
the second rule of stone clearing is it's absolutely forbidden for you to remove stone from the
actual field and take it elsewhere it has to go into the edge of the field or the middle of field
if you're building in central Kent and any stone that is removed from the field will of course be
cursed but you know it'll be a talking point so I cannot guarantee if you take that offer up that
your life won't be ruined by the curse of the field but it's a chance to own a bit of stone clearing
history I'm prepared to tell myself out in order to hand the stones out in order to facilitate
paying incompetent Sam and George, Craig Kinger and all the others, Chris Evans and all the expenses
of the helisopter so while I've been doing this I've got my archaeological trial with me today
having not found that that's the helisopter.co.uk slice kickstarter that should be up and running
on the 5th of April so hopefully as soon as you see here this you can go there but if it's not yet
it will be very soon. Yes I've brought my archaeological trial it's been out in the garden
it's gone a little bit rusty but it's still actually working brilliantly it's almost a perfect tool
for stone clearing I've got in my hands a nice stone I mean that's a big stone
what scale should we use today let's use the Hermione hand scale that is three quarters
of a Hermione hand which admittedly is not a big hand and then basically a Hermione palm
a bit thicker than probably those and actually Hermione's hand and a couple of tiddlers which
are going on so we're already at the can in the bottom left hand field at the corner of the field
and I did a wee on this can the other day and it was night time this evening time and I thought
it was safe then a man came out of one of the gardens behind that's the danger there are a lot of
tricks and traps here and saw me weeing then they get approved but let's have a look at this
I mean this is amazing because of course there's a point on an archaeological trial so a lot of these
stones that are quite deeply in and just come out beautifully I mean that is if you it's not
gospel it's not what the stone clothes reviews they wouldn't have had this technology in those days
but if you want a big ah why haven't I done this before this makes stone clearing easy now what
I've noticed actually and it's not so bad today because there's been a bit of precipitation in the
atmosphere is people have said to me oh rich God the winter months will be difficult you're not
going to be able to stone clear that was not really true there was a couple of days let's know did
cover the ground but you could still do some stone clearing the ground was hard but you could still
get some stones up this this trial has changed my life I think I might clear this field in double
quick time now with this at my side but anyway yes the people thought there's a little kind of egg
shaped white egg shapes down there it's not an egg it's a stone that's going into the can of the base
of the trees around the edge here hoping one day to knock them over yeah so this the snow was
not too much problem even the freezing ground wasn't great but it wasn't too much problem actually
it's when the ground becomes sun baked oh beautiful find there that's almost as long as
in Miami and right in the pathway as well look like just a regular stone small stone but came out
with pretty big sir as a nice find if we are videoing this one that would be something to
write home and of course there will be a video so do watch out for that if you're a fan of this
podcast I think you want to be involved in that yes it's actually the the sun baked desert where
the the field becomes caked into almost concrete that this is where it's difficult plus not only
the crops on the field obscure the stones of course and the crops are high now as I explained
number two in a giant if it was a you can imagine a giant this big picking up three stones there
stones that would be very difficult to take out in any other circumstance some people are going to like this
some people think the stones and we will let you know when they're ready to come this is a way of
it's almost I suppose of cesarean for these stones it's just being ripped from the womb but I think
as I say this some if there's some can't continue to bake out earth in the way that it is this is
going to be the only way to get stones out it's a race against time because of course there's
every chance of humanity wiped out by global warming so if I want to do this before that happens
which I do they know we'll have to by any means necessary I believe Malcolm X said when he was
done clearing oh there's a beauty here that again would be impossible to get it oh I mean that is
a my his hand if the mine he's been in quite that accident and it's not been squashed up a bit but
that is in the mining hand but yes so not only is the field covered in crops what I had not
anticipated of course is the hedgerow the borderland here where my cans and my nests are made also
hourish nature with its hourish botany or a big stone then the border that I'm going to put on that nest
and it's sort of already off the field but could could have rolled back down hidden ironically as I
talked within the various plants that are growing here and covering my nests covering my cans I'll
have a picture of the main can to show you just how there's every danger that untended even the highest
wall because of the way that botanical things grow unlike stones that say where they are no their
place the greenery grows of course someone will come and cut it back but if there are loads of stones
and there that will damage their lawn mowers and their streamers it's getting difficult to see where my
cans are especially at night there's a good nest of course the more established ones the plants can't
really grow on so they do grow through a little bit so it is a war between stone and nature and
at this early stage this is the first spring of course that we've been doing this
the plants are windy so yes that's something to watch out for it is actually the spring and summer that
are the worst times for the stone clear and always historically would have been and traditionally I did
think winter would be the worst but of course no no it's very much very much the spring so but with
my new tool it does look somewhat as if I will be able to partially win this battle because this
pointed edge bang even the bones that are nearly there ready to go it just makes that a little bit
easier to facilitate so we interested to see in a slightly harder soil how that affects things
pick up four just minis there and I'm not even going to compare they're not they're all of like
Hermione's thumb though who's really I suppose she has the I mean it's my hand as well so I'm going
by my hand but as you know they are the same size if people follow my career I've just chosen
Hermione from high pot for no reason she has the same size hand as me if you didn't know that
which you might not if you just mentioned stone clearing aspect of what I'm doing
so there's the magic tree under which you just toss a few stones and they are there's a brick
down here just knock that a bit further in just half a brick that still has to come off it still
counts it wasn't on the field that one it was the base tree I just kicked it a bit nearer come on
Wolves Wolves has done a poo in the middle of the field I think if you're interested in a poo there
is a dog walker approaching I'm hoping he's not going to come this way he's heading up towards
the see the head bobbing above the grass heading up towards the corner with the wall I'm building
between me the two fields one that I'm not meant to go into I have transgressed a few of the rules
but there are no rules to stone clearing that's the thing but I am transgressing quite a lot of rules
I hope the fields will forgive me and also the farmer will forgive me for stealing their stones
in order to facilitate spoken word comedy and the filming of the Hellestoper
obviously just that we are touring the Hellestoper if you're interested in comedy and talking to comedians
which I don't know why you would be it's not interesting as this is it
then there are some great podcasts coming up but obviously we're touring it
it has become a little bit more expensive and just at the moment we have no money
so I have no money to pay at the moment
we hope one day to not have to ask you for money but I think a lot of you do enjoy these extra awards
so if you're one of those people who enjoys the awards and one of those people who enjoys the podcast
and would like to get some more why not just donate just a quid or two
if everyone who listened to stone clearing I'm feeling that if everyone who listened donated a tenner
you could guarantee that we would have 25 more stone clearing podcasts
2019 at least I think there will be more than that as well but that's just the guarantee
plus snooker if you like the snooker double bubble you can get signed snooker balls
there will also be a snooker tournament that we'll film
there's a lot of different levels as you'll see if you head to hellestoper.co.uk
a fresh kickstarter
I'm just very excited to hear your name in the stone clearing podcast
that's what I'd say so yeah
I have to say this I think if you
haven't bought yourself an archaeological trail yet
if you are not opposed to the idea here there is a dog
in the high visibility jacket on the other field
the same sort of way so I just have to watch out a little bit probably have to put my trowel away
it's a bit of a giveaway also it looks a bit like some kind of ritual murder weapon
if you know what an archaeological track is of a diamond on the edge of a
sort of plunging little
handle and then a wooden handle it does look like and you might be about to be killed
by some masons so I'll just sneakily grab one more
reasonable sign stone try that onto
onto one of my nests
high visibility dog I mean that is pretty clever there
to make the dog high visibility in the daytime I mean there you what's going on there
but B just to really say oh we're not trying to hide
we're out in front of the opposite come here wolves
come here
I think there's actually some dogs that can leave
I'm actually almost surrounded by dog walkers
so yeah the high visibility dog definitely used to distract me from the other dogs coming
that way luckily I was not clearing stones I was talking to myself
at that time and you may have an account with a dog walker
here but not careful you know I don't like it I know you do like it
the dog is basically sitting on the wall between these two fields
I think it's some kind of grey hand
a little aged old lady
giving me a nice wave between
maybe we'll not meet maybe we'll see
Wolfie
Hi
it is just missing out on having to interact
more than a friendly wave and then you heard me say hello
that was a nice guy
oh beauty
almost on the path this one
but that's almost the shape
and size of Hermione's hand so that's a beauty to go on my wall
which the wall
is buried beneath nettles
I can just make out the wall
obviously as time passes
I do a bit better here
hopefully the minerals will win
a winner all if you will
and I'm transgressing the other field I mean how many rules have I broken
but there are no rules but I am breaking the rules
I keep saying it but
stone clearing is a transgressive art you can't start then getting upset
if you're transgressing the rules of that it has set itself
you know who are transgressive I say the person who made these rules
is the true transgressor for daring to make rules
so we're at a myth that many of them are sensible
so a good few bricks are there
forming the bases there and I think I have a clear run here now
to hopefully toss a few stones back but again the crops
I think maybe this is a portion of the field that gets the most sun
the crops seem the highest here
so I'm just going to toss a few stones towards my
hit the pile was bounced off from this distance
and there were some distances all and that's a beauty that's the biggest today
and that's just gone into the bushes
into the undergrowth I should say and one more will be
excited thinking it's a game but she's still in her lead that's just gone rough job
into deep hedgerow where one day it will
form part of the wall but not for some time yet
we just have a little archaeological look around this
as we've got some time there's no one around just to see if there's
see what the lay of the land is here
whoa trying to throw over on but of course I hurt my arm quite badly
recently and that was not good so I'm throwing underarm generally
I'm a bit further away Wolfie now can join in with the chase
that's gone in she hasn't followed it all the way
there's a beauty here there's a really big one here
it's the opposite of an iceberg it was all on top
it's broken in two as it hit the side broken two and the two bits hopped
into the undergrowth yeah if you can see when someone does come to cut this back
whether the stones approve a problem hopefully it will help me again
re-establish where my cairns are how I'm doing
but seeing this plants they'll be here for some
time but not as long as the stones lie beneath them they won't hear when the stones arrive
they won't be here when the stones finally crumble into dust as they
lie into the sun now I'm a long way from the edge now
I'm going to try and discus this one
oh that's an amazing bounce
I don't know if you've heard it hit I think it hit another stone on the field
oh and Wolfie's getting back to the side jumping up thinking this is all for her none of this is for you sweetheart
you have to learn how to get the stone gather the stones for me good girl
yeah good girl
it's blowing through
the grass now the grass whispering like Donastel
to Windsor-Davis say welcome now to heaven Windsor I've been waiting for you
let our pot my pit helmet let's sing our song and Windsor-Davis go home man
we were more than that and
just give me this mate just give me one more whispering grass for the angels
and Windsor-Davis saying I'll do one Don but then I'd really put the pit helmet away
and there was more to it
I'm going to Windsor-Davis of course now for the twain as well as
my mum so he had more strings to his bow
and poor old Don this probably won't mean anything to
the many many listeners under 20 that I have
under 30 I'm going to the main left the demographic is mainly
oh yeah this
this tool is I picked up a couple of nice
I mean one of these is almost the biggest of the day
just crumbled off it making it smaller
basically a hand-mining shape there's even a little thumb on this one
it's like a mind is wearing mittens this would be her left hand
it's like a mind is wearing mittens and then
Voldemort had sliced off her fingers
and knuckle upwards with some kind of magic ray
I mean you can do anything you know what kind of stupid
that is what I'm looking at here
the mittened hand cut off by Darth Vader really with a
I think it's the same thing though isn't it with one of those
mighty swords he's got
but it's just the left hand I don't think she was left handed
I'm only plus the magic grow some fingers back here you know there's no
jeopardy in that show in those books
oh and another this
it is a life-changing implement here I know I've got another
white stone looks like a massive
spearhead really it's a live sized spike
and we're heading towards the centre of the field
now the controversial central can which again looks
from here just to be a grassy knoll a tough it
that Miss Muffet might have sat upon eating her curds away
in peace not expecting there to be lots of stones underneath it
all spiders wasn't expecting that
but so I don't know will those
will the vegetation be
back will it just die I don't know it's a worrying thing for me I think as we
closer we'll see that my can is preventing
a fair amount oh and there's three dog walkers
over there they're all in near them the main can
stop two of them stop to have a chat and they end up there's still some way away
yeah the main can
is still visible when you come back to get close but around the periphery it certainly
is getting
somewhat obscured by grass
slightly worrying but with this one it's not too bad there's a
dip which we'll build which I think eventually we'll get above the grass here
my ultimate thing is to kill all vegetation
and trees so
just tossing a little one back that I've scooped up with the diamond
points of my upload control three dog walkers
are they again the ones coming this way the other two again the other way so I may end up
meeting one of them it may slightly curtail my
as I head downhill to the philosophical stretch
of the field usually where I
started to get relaxed and be thinking about I know the two dog walkers are actually coming back this way
so we'll see who'll be coming a good girl being quite a good girl
coming down
I think they may pass the main pole stone pole
before I get there I'm gathering a couple of stones now just while I can
so that I have some ammunition just in case
I know a lot of you only get some of the podcasts had a lot of people email in about that
Brian dog walker
he said that my favorite bit rich is when
you do the throwing the stone and then it's my actual favorite it's when I hit it
and then I cheer wherever I am I cheer it is embarrassing once I was at my grandma's funeral
and I cheer just as the coffee went in I mean really it's probably a bad
time to be listening to podcasts thinking back about it
it almost doesn't seem real but I was in I was suffering from grief
Thanks Brian, not Brian's emailing
I think we might just get lucky
or I'm lucky depending on whether you enjoy my interactions with other dog walkers
as far as the fuck is
a grey head man or woman I think
a small man or a medium sized woman
and a brown head woman I think
and a black dog jumping up and down
that makes me suspicious
because we've hit her it's like a rush hour here at gobble gear and they've stopped
right by the maypole I have a massive stone in my hand
I'm going to put it on the sleeve a little bit
I still can't tell if that's a man or a woman
it doesn't matter I'm just trying to give you some detail
I hate him
ha ha ha
having to control the dog a little bit
gong wolves
good girl
for those who are interested in gender it was
two women one with a... come on do a feet
come on good girl come here
I've got two little stones for the stone pole
that is probably not enough
I'm going to try and do it in two for Brian dog walker
it's weird your name is dog walker they're just sorts of dog walkers
so thanks for all the emails that are coming in
I can't read them all out there is literally so many of them
oh I don't think that was a clunking sound
it's a fence post rather than the post I'm not sure
if I hit the fence post again I'm going to have to find some more stones
can't believe you're hanging here can we
old Brian dog walkers who knows where he is
might be having sex with a lady unlikely to be fair
anyone who's listening this is having sex I mean not just while they're listening
but at any point in their life
I found a nice one there and we just moved our way out in the field
of course in danger here of discovery there's so many people around
but I'm just thinking of the fans
the fans at home who email me like Brian dog walker isn't the only person he's emailed in
Simon dog walker his brother has also emailed in
and Jeanette dog walker because women enjoy this podcast too
oh brilliant hit double hits
double hit wolfie that was a double cheer there so yes anyway
thanks sorry that you ruined your grand funeral
try not to listen try to put aside the time when you're not doing anything else
I've been listening to this some people are listening to it and it's time to get to sleep
which I find frankly insulting
there's nothing boring or
about any of this your eyes should not be gently closing
you're breathing getting heavier
as you lull yourself into oh my goodness I just picked up a stone there and there are
literally people coming around the corner I'm just going to quickly dump it I'm going to get rid of the chow
what do you see I think it's my Michael
they do hang around my main cam and the worry hunters really trying to
get in the podcast oh you probably don't know about the podcast but they work with it
so luckily walker's on the lead I think there's no way of avoiding a conversation
here my friends and I'm guessing Michael will talk about how
he hasn't seen one TV but they've joked on him on one TV tonight
yeah on channel 5 so I'm going to tell him that if he asks and then
we please stupid face so um here we go
come wolfie good girl
hello how you doing
ah
I'm still running up like a bullet
I don't know what to do
she can carry most things just forgets how big she is for these little ones
she's been a good girl how's everything and how you doing
are you okay? yeah I'm fine
are you ready
careful darling
oh really I didn't know about that yeah are you still playing
yeah yeah yeah my parents I've never got into golf my parents
were into golf but stay and say that
it is good exercise yeah I've got enough for walking this one
have the hills
there's somebody that moved away from Northwark
in Northwark I think it's flat so when I walk the dog
it's flat and like here it's up and down
it is good yeah it is well that's what's working for me at the moment
I'm going to lose a bit of weight this year
yeah I've lost about a minute I've approaching two stone I've lost
yeah I've got pretty fat though
that's where it kind of craggles there and here
yeah it's pretty good
yeah so I've stopped drinking and eating chocolate I think was the main
and here they say I'm Chinese
on the range and one drink a day will increase
your heart and stroke
because I mean the whole of Europe is drinking that
I don't know
yeah I think you know
it just gives you a bit of energy not to be
having a hang of it
I'm totally allowable to be
like that because they can't stand out
okay
okay
they're all beautiful in their own way
right come on darling let's go
nice to see you take care see you again
right
you know if people say something a little bit
borderline racist along with it we're in the countryside so
nice people
they don't know my secrets
so um let's see if I can just add a couple of stones to the main
can before we put that in the main can now and there's quite a lot of
vegetation going up but just taking a couple of stones
out of the pathway there that would have been inaccessible to me before
I got my one there
here's another one
it's out of the path my friend again somebody will say come while you're
waiting just time with the path rich when there's so much to be done elsewhere in the field
well it's all going to be done
stone clover's work is never done until every stone is cleared and then it is done
praise
and this is the place where I know there's a lovely little nest here somewhere
but there's a ladybird there on there
the undergrowth is high with that kind of sticky weed stuff
you know that if you step in it it sort of sticks to your level
it's not the ones with the little balls on it but
tragic really because it just means
I just have to throw my stones lined into the
into the undergrowth I just try and block up a little hole there and pay for rabbits
another vermin and pulling up rabbits
an expert in biology
because stones are my expertise as you will know
so yeah we're heading down the hill bring an
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and if I die of course in this case I will advise my children to take over
in my final breath so don't let them down
don't let the stone clearing audience down
into the pit of luck
as you'll know since I've done that nothing bad has happened in the world I've prevented brexit
every time I do that if I forget to do it brexit will happen
but I remembered and like Yuri Geller
have derailed brexit using magic
Yuri Geller claims that the sewage that fell into the castle commons
yesterday was because of him
it's because of me throwing stones into a ditch
I mean what's more likely a man who can bend spoons and forks
affects the sewage system or a man who's throwing stones into a ditch which is a kind of sewer system
I think the parallels are obvious and yeah my opening can to the
field is here it is but just covered in
vegetation it's a terrifying
vision of what could happen if humans died out
and that's why we have to keep stone clearing
we have to defeat the nettles and the plants and the other weeds
that do us no good what good has a plant ever done to a human being
nothing a stone however I think all the things stones have done
to help us we've built our homes and they haven't built them
we've built used them to build houses
a lot of early tools were made out of them not so much now
but as food
plants what's that done to help humanity nothing
so heading home now and
there will be a brief edit in this podcast I'm afraid just the
lady I met did mention the name of the village we live
in and that might have happened before to be honest but I noticed it this time
apologies for the edit that's all it was it wasn't
any swearing or anything like that
do
go to rahulisco.uk slash kickstart
just look at the rahulisco page if you like there's lots of information about
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the man has to make some money too and if he's going to go out stone clearing they have to
provide for my family stone clearing he's not going to do that
if you do want a cursed stone from the field in the display case
someone coming now hold him
I won't be a good girl
morning
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anyway we're home now
we have a lot of talkers at school
kitchen seems empty so we can carry on for a little bit
I hope you enjoyed today's podcast
and I will
I'll still be doing these podcasts weekly I think to be fair
it's likely I'll do 25 of these at least in 2019
but if you want to guarantee it
50,000 out of target and help to pay for
ridiculous people who helped me make my other podcast
this one's a one-man ban I don't have to bucket Wolfie and Kibble
that's not expensive I'm not going to ask you to donate for that
the money for this is not for me
the money is for making more podcasts so I will leave you
there thank you for listening
two people's e-mails coming in
oh no
just put Wolfie Kibble in her water
whatever
a little bit tired
yes Simon Denkis Sticks
coincidentally the name of the
guy that my dog uses to clean her teeth
he emailed in to say keep the podcast going which we do
really help in my own sound clearing to know that you're doing
you're so brilliant at it I am brilliant at it
do you have any tips also on how to get
wet Kibble out of a
dog bowl water bowl yeah I do actually that's interesting you should ask that
I'm just going to maybe use a cup to scoop it out and give it to them
if you want mine's a bit wet if you get a bit extra okay
as a result of that I'm using a coffee cup to do that
so it's interesting you should ask that question at that time
I mean this is a different podcast really
but we might set this up
there's something there Wolfie do you like this Kibble
coming in here or does it put me off the other Kibble
it seems to be a bit of off I'll put off
I'll tip the rest away I'll give us some fresh water that's
look you know I can't help you with everything in your life so
when you can really help you with that stone clearing
I get enough stone clearing you know
to keep you busy so I don't want
but do make sure your dog
gets sufficient water that's very important
you should turn the nose up at that wet Kibble that was a mistake
alright good girl I'm going to leave you there this is just a
man witchering on I mean you know we could just carry on and have the rest of the day
as well but you don't want to hear me blowing my nose for example do you that would be
a helpful thing to do
you know I've got a bug for the kids and you know that's you have to
stone clears off the nail and just have to carry on
that I've just carried on so all I know how to do
um
I think I'll end it there
okay well that's for dot go dot UK
otherwise cheerio take care my friends bye
stone clearing with Richard Herring
starred me Richard Herring with Wolfie the dog
also those other dog walkers forgotten what her dog's called the one with the
high vis jacket she mentioned the name of the other dog
I've forgotten what it was some dog walks in the distance it's all been fun thank you very much
to Mike Cosgrove for writing this music and to the voice of the stones Michael Faheen
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