Stop Podcasting Yourself - Episode 523 - Amanda Brooke Perrin

Episode Date: March 26, 2018

Comedian Amanda Brooke Perrin returns to talk morgues, the valley, and locking the bathroom door. Also, Graham sings the hits.

Hi, he's Dave Shumka. And he's Graham Clark. And together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself. Woo! Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 523 of Stop Podcasting Yourself. My name is Graham Clark and with me as always is a man whose hips don't lie, Mr. Dave Shumka. Oh, they, um... They fib a bit?

Yeah, well, I mean, they're like, they don't lie, but they, you know, they'll tell a lot of half-truths. Mm-hmm. They... Such as? Oh, sure. I mean, I wasn't at the grocery store today because I had a band recital. You had a banana recital? A band recital. Oh, sorry.

A banana recital would have been a half-truth. But, yeah, no, it's getting to be a problem these hips of mine. Is that what what are her other hits,

Shakira? Wherever, whatever. Whenever, whatever. We're meant to be together. I'll be there.

La la la la la. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Underneath your clothes. Underneath your clothes.

Underneath your clothes. You're the man I fought for. Something like that. You're my territory. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And other things. She's got a real Kermie voice. And not a good voice.

No. I don't think she's a... She's really tiny, too. 4'11". Sure. Yeah, I'm tiny for 11, too, but... I don't know what that means. Our guest today.

Yeah, hilarious comedian, actress, writer, and a fave guest here on the podcast. It's Amanda Brooke Perrin. Oh, my God. Fave? Yeah, why not? A favorite. Oh, God, fave? Yeah, why not? A favorite. Oh, okay. Not the favorite.

I can always count on you to keep me humble. Did you miss here and think you're our favorite guest? No, I'm terrified. No, why? No, it's so warm in here. It is your cardigan. No, it's very nice in here. Oh, it's nice.

It's a nice warm. I was just being on brand. Oh, It is your cardigan. No, it's very nice in here. Oh, it's nice. It's a nice warm. I was just being on brand. Oh, what is your brand? I think uncomfortable always. Okay. Uncomfortable in every situation. Yeah.

Uncomfortable at any speed. I'm the type of uncomfortable where my nose drips just a little bit at all times. That's a very, that's a very elementary school level of uncomfortable. That's a very elementary school level of uncomfortable, just like a constantly

constantly sort of out of breath. Anyways, nice to be here. Hello, Amanda Brooke Perrin. Hi, guys. Welcome to the show. Do you want to get to know us? Yes, please. Get to know us. Now, before we get to know you, I just want to get to know us? Yes, please. Now, before we get to know you, I just want to let everyone know, hey, next week, the start of Max Fun Drive. If you're someone who wants to donate to our show, help us make the thing that you like, then get ready to write a check next week.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And remember to sign it. Don't send us a check and be like, oops, I forgot to sign it. That's an old trick and we're on to you. Date it. 2018. Yeah, 2018 year of the, I mean, honestly, year of the acrobat. Oh, really?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know if you've seen what time's man of the year is going to be, but it's going to be an acrobat. Cool. Is it just going to be acrobats? Yeah. It'll be a mirror. It'll be one of their mirror covers,

but it'll only be sent to acrobats. One of their mirror. And they're going to put it on a net. So they can only look at it from above. All right. Now, Amanda. And remember to donate money, not organs. Yeah.

And don't try doll hairs either. Yeah, we won't accept doll hairs. I mean, if you've got a really choice organ, I'm talking like a nice liver, like a real nice lean liver. I don't want any of that fatty liver. No, no, no, no, no. Now, do you think, you know how if you're a kid and you get in over your head with the mob and you owe them a bunch of money, you can always say, oh, I said doll hairs? Yeah, or bucks. Bucks, and then you get to punch.

You get to punch a mobster. Not only did you screw up, you also get to punch someone? Do you think in Europe, when they have euros, they're like, no, I meant euros. Yes, I do think that. But still, you're on the hook for like a million euros. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is probably more expensive. Like a cereal called Urios.

Yeah, yeah. Some people get confused sometimes. With Yuri Gagarin on them, the first man in space. Now, Amanda. Yes. Tell us all about your horrible neighbor. Oh, no. Okay, yeah, right out of the gate.

Okay, technically, he moved out a couple weeks ago. Why? How did this come up? Oh, we were talking about it before the show. Okay. No, he wasn't a horrible neighbor. That was the thing. I never heard him.

I saw him, like, three times, and I lived there. I had been living there for a year already. This is in Los Angeles? This is in Los Angeles. And then I found out he works in a morgue! So you think he's bringing his work home with him? You hear a lot of dragging sounds in the hallway. Speaking of donating organs. Isn't that spooks? I guess so. Work is work. What do you do? Well, my whole thing is like

I'm uncomfortable all the time. Yes, but you don't just fall into working in a morgue. I think you do. Yeah, maybe you do. I don't know that you set out to work in a morgue. Maybe you do. I think that you are either born into a creepy morgue family. The Addams Family.

The Addams Family. Or you're the beginning of the Addams Family. Sure. Now, how did you find out? My other neighbor told me. Okay. And how did she find out? Or he.

Boy, I really shouldn't have assumed that the gossipy neighbor was a woman. She. It was a she. But she. I don't know. Because she had limited interactions with him, too. Well, he speaks in one word sentences. He's very creepy, this guy.

Yeah, he was super creepy. You look anything like Tom Petty? I'm thinking of that one music video where he's a mortician. He dresses up Kim Basinger's corpse, dances around with it. Last Dance with Mary Jane?

That's right. Speaking of Kim Basinger, I just watched 8 Mile again. Oh yeah. Oh boy, what a character she plays. Does she even make spaghetti in it? She doesn't make spaghetti, first of all.

Oh, interesting. Because she lives in a trailer, and it's hard to make spaghetti in a trailer. That's true. We're very steamy in the trailer. Yeah, yeah. You don't need that much steam. And she just gets drunk and then cries a lot and then doesn't offer much more than that. No.

Does this movie hold up? Because I remember it was like. Yeah, it's actually great. Really? Yeah. Like, it's not her fault. Maybe they didn't give her any more than that to do. Well, yeah.

I guess so. You know, Eminem was sitting down as a typewriter and he didn't think very. Fade in. Kim Basinger. Kimmy B enters.'t fade in. Kimmy B. Kimmy B. enters. Vicky Vale. Mom. Spaghetti.

No, yeah, it was kind of disappointing. Kim style. It's okay. We're going to start the show in a few minutes. Was that the whole thing? Your neighbor works in a morgue? Yeah, but I never saw him. And if he still lived there, I would probably be.

Does he work day shift or night shift? I saw him three times. Maybe he part-time lived there. I don't know. Oh, that's probably it. He's probably like a ghost or somebody. He probably wasn't a real guy. I guarantee you we have

multiple listeners who work in morgues. Can you imagine a better place to listen to podcasts? You could listen to them out loud. You don't even

need to do headphones. Except when you got the bone saw going. I have a real quick question for those who do work in a morgue. Do you sometimes just get a little

R&R? Do you slip into those like... Into the drawer? Into the drawer for a little bit just to escape from it. Oh,

just for a quick cap now. Yeah. Put a toe tag on and a nightcap. I'm going to be Brian today. Toe tag, do not disturb. Oh, man. Are those real things? Those...

I mean, if you had been a nice human being to him and like asked, taking an interest in his life, you could have been like, hey, do those like file cabinet things really exist? He didn't tell me where he worked. Imagine I just sprung that on him. I know where you work. Yeah. I'm creepier than him.

How long a conversation does it have to get to find out where someone works? 10 seconds? Wait. Okay. Let's practice. Let's practice. Okay. I'm your neighbor.

Okay. Dum-da-dum-dum-dum. Hi. No, no. Oh, no. A person. A living. A living.

Yeah. Long day at the bar. Yeah. Dum-da-dum-dum-dum. Okay. Sorry. Sorry about that outburst, ma'am. Can I help you?

Sometimes I would just go, ooh, through the walls. I wouldn't do that. But. Are we still doing the, are we still? Oh, no. Stay in the moment. Sorry. I couldn't tell if your character was real or not.

And unseen. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. Hello. Hello. Michael. Oh, you saw the name tag on my shirt. The toe tag on my toe. You work at the dead people thing.

Oh, no. This is a different shirt. Oh, no. He takes off his shirt. I haven't taken any improv classes, so I don't know. I don't know what I'm supposed to say. You were supposed to yes and me, Dave. Oh.

Well, off I go. I like to do my job at the corporation. The corporation. That would be a good TV script. A morgue called The Corporation. Tell me more. Tell me morgue. Well, it would star Kim Basinger.

And she works in a morgue late night. Yeah. Just one night. Why do I always imagine people in the morgue work at night? Because I think... Were you imagining it too? Yeah. Well, I think because that's something

that's like a trope on TV. Yeah. I feel like you could go to the morgue and they have Night Shift. 24-hour morgue. That movie, Night Shift. Yeah. Have you ever seen that? I've never seen that. With Michael Keaton and the Fonz, whatever his name is.

I almost said Harry Winkler, but Henry. Henry Winkler, yeah. What's it about? The morgue? Yeah, they work at the morgue and then they realize, hey, nobody's supervising us and it was like 80s New York

where everybody's a prostitute in New York. Sure. Everybody's like getting mugged and prostituting. Or a mannequin who comes to life. And so they start,

they start their own brothel out of the morgue. Oh, with deads? No, no, like, they,

they use, you saw that too, right? Yeah. They use the hearse and they drop off ladies and pick up ladies and stuff. It doesn't hold up. I can tell you that. Why do they call it Night Shift and not Hearse Pimp?

I think just to slip it past the censors. Oh, okay. Yeah. I want to see the all-female remake of that. Yes. That would be so good. Who's the female Henry Winkler?

Oh. Hmm. Who's the female Henry, like, of our time? Who's the male Henry Winkler of our time?

Henry Winkler. Okay, so someone who's Henry Winkler's age? Yeah, somebody who's his age. But also, he's like, he played a really cool character. Dame Judi Dench.

Yes, thank you. Olivia Newton-John. Oh, yeah, probably, actually. But only in the last scene of Grease, where she's kind of dressed like Fonzie, and she knows how to make a car fly. And she likes cigarettes all of a sudden. Pretty bad, if you ask me. Pretty bad. Who's the female Michael Keaton? Of our generation? Yeah.

Alicia Silverstone. Oh, you nailed it. Alicia Silverstone and Dame Judy. Isn't it Alicia? Someone told me it was pronounced Alicia one time. Okay, I just wanted to confirm. And what's the female version of a hearse? Barbie's Dream Car? Yeah, there you go. We did it. That's nice. Yeah, I just want to confirm. And what's the female version of a hearse? Barbie's Dream Car?

Yeah, there you go. We did it. That's nice. Yeah. I don't mind it. And a bunch of male prostitutes. Yeah. I mean, right?

It writes itself. Rob Schneider could have an appearance in it because he was a gigolo. And it would be called Making Herstory. Pretty good? Yeah. Really good. Thank you so much. Yeah, you're welcome.

So what else is going on? You live next to a morgue. I lived exactly. I lived in a morgue. You live between two morgues. I'm the Zach Alvin-ex of my group. What else is going on? I have a dog.

Yes. When did this happen? August. And it's changed your life? It has. saved who am i right well no you're wrong it's whom whom uh i named her moo uh how old was she she was a year and a half and how old is she now older two and a bit? No, she turns two. Sorry, she was turns two. Turns two in May. Oh, yeah, I know that song. She turns two in May and in April.

She was a different age. What? Did she have a name before she was moved? Yes, it was Sassy. You got to keep it Sassy. No, she was the least sassy dog of it we almost named our daughters both of them sassy that's right why did why did you give up that name uh because uh we discovered we liked the different girl magazines so we're gonna name 117 we named

117 the other one ym and then homeward bound came out oof Oof. Oh, it's Hobart. The cat sassy. Oh, really? I don't know. Does the cat die? Oh, no. Oh my god. What did oof mean? Oh, she was just a bit of a sass. Sure, I guess. With that name. Yeah. What else is the name? The carpet matched the name.

This is working very well. And the cat was the carpet in this way? Yeah. She died and they made a carpet out of well. And the cat with the carpet in his foot? Yeah. Yeah, okay. She died and they made a carpet out of her. Does the carpet match the name? I'm going to use that, I think, the next time. If somebody says my name's Harry, I'm going to say, does the carpet match the name?

Sometimes people will have their dog or cat stuffed after they die. But I would like more dog and cat rugs. Those are my little dogs. Tiny little rugs. Yeah, tiny little rug. Oh, little chompers. Just fill their head. Fill their head with their favorite ball.

Yeah. Or with ideas. They'd be chasing it forever. Where did you get this dog? I got her from a rescue called Life Animal Rescue. Who rescued who? Who rescued who? It's rescued?

It's rescued who? So she's from Thailand. She's a Thai dog. What? Yeah. Why are they bringing Thai dogs over here? We got plenty of dogs that need our help on this continent. I know that, but i liked this one

um no but there's a rescue that works in thailand that works with a rescue do they come over you're not telling me they put these dogs on a boat i think it's a plane dave um a toy they're paying for dog plane fare yeah yeah but did you know that this is real if you go on vacation somewhere you can tell a rescue that you're going to say mexico or something and they can they'll pay for you to put a dog like a rescued dog on as baggage so you can save a dog's life what yeah i just found out maybe i want to go to mexico after all absolutely I know I've heard of many dogs coming from Mexico, but I've never heard of someone rescuing dogs from other continents. Yeah, so she had babies before she was one. Bit of a hussy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bit sassy if you ask me. Bit sassy. Wait, was that her Thai name? Sassy? It was hussy. Translated into American as sassy. Yeah.

It was hussy. Translated into American is sassy. Yeah. And so they bring over a bunch of dogs at once, and then this rescue, you know, gives them out. Gives them out and shit. Now, is this your first ever pet that you've, like, it's your pet? By myself, yeah. Yeah. How's it feel?

It's good. L.A. is a very isolating city a bit, so I needed a companion. I've heard that it's... You hadn't heard that? Look at all you L.A. people in your metal coffins going from hearse to hearse. Going from the Glendale Galleria to the Americana across the street. And so now you have a friend? Yeah.

Do you like dogs? Her? Okay, yeah, I do like her. And what does she eat? Do you feed her every day? I feed her bits of stuff I find around the apartment. I feed, yeah, dry food and wet food. Should I find around the apartment. Oh, yeah. I feed, yeah. Why are we, dry food and wet food?

Should I tell you the brands? No, no, no. Just, we'll use our imagination. I am sponsored by them. Instinct Dog Food. Oh, it tastes so good. Is that the dog? Sorry, I have to do an ad really quickly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, quickly.

Instinct Dog Food. Oh, that tastes so good. And cut. Sassy, that was terrible. So good. Hired forever. Cool. Was that a union gig or did you?

It was non-union. Oh, no. My whole life. We're going to keep rerunning it and rerunning it all throughout the Olympics. Too real. So do you like have friends now at the dog park? Are you into that whole culture? No, but the first time I went to the dog park,

this really handsome man started talking to me and I'm like, this is too easy. This has got to be a prank show. And it only happened that one time. That was the only time I talked to him. And everyone else has been so ugly. Everyone's so hideous. No, the guy from The Punisher was in the dog park one day, and I talked to him.

Which version of The Punisher? Netflix. Oh, okay. Really handsome guy who was also in. Walking Dead? Walking Dead? Yes, Walking Dead. What kind of dog did he have?

It was like a puppy, but I don't know what brand it was. Instinct. Reebok. Instinct brand. I can't remember, but I remember making small talk and then realizing who he was and immediately regretting talking to him. Oh, really? You're like, oh, you're the Punisher. I'm more of a daredevil gal.

He was wearing like a military type outfit with cargo pants with so many pockets. Probably for treats, not for bullets. Do you think? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dream man. Yeah. You could be Mrs. Punisher. You're to say Mrs. Cargo Pants. Amanda Brooke Punisher. I love it. I love it Mrs. Cargo Pam. Amanda Brooke Punisher. I love it.

I love it. Can you just, even if you don't marry him, which, I mean, there's a 90% chance you will. Yeah. Can you change your name to Amanda Brooke Punisher? Absolutely. Liz, where's the paperwork? Yeah. I have it here.

His and hers skull shirts at the wedding. I love that. So cute. Like Brittany did. Just like Brittany did. Brittany and Kevin. shirts at the wedding. Oh, I would love that. So cute. Like Brittany did. Just like Brittany did. Brittany and Kevin. Denim skulls. All denim.

Oh, wow. And I see online that you also, you'll put up a pic from, like you've gone on dates on Tinder in LA. You're not just meeting guys at the dog park. Yeah, I feel like every time I'm on this podcast, they're like, so you're still single.

I'm going to become, I don't know, what's like a sad, like Roz from TV's Frasier. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She was a business, she was,

you know, had her own career, career woman. Yeah. She had a kid. Sure. She got to hang out with Frasier.

Wait, she had a kid? Yeah. She worked in a morgue. She was a pimp? Yeah. Oh my god, can I change my answer? I would recast it to Roz. Roz? Okay. Kim Basinger, get out of here.

Yeah. So, no, we're not saying that. Oh no, not at all. It's okay, but you're still single and that's bad. Yeah, I'm still single. Yeah. Because you know what? and that's bad. Yeah, I'm still single. Yeah. Oh, man. Because you know what?

You're going to be 30 soon. I am 30. Oh, no. Oh, don't tell LA. TikTok. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. Don't tell your uterus.

Yeah. Oh, everything's dying. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, it's all good. Yeah, I've been doing the dating sitch. Not good. Not great.

What do people do for dates nowadays? Oh, sure. Do you do the hike? Oh, yeah. A lot of people love to hike. Do you do piggybacks? I don't like to. Shoulder rides?

Yeah. I give him a piggyback. It's 2018, Dave. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, what do we do? I don't know. I usually just meet up for a cuppy drinks. Happy hour.

Happy hour. Why not? I don't know. I haven't been on a good date in a while. Because that show, Blind Date, that took place in LA. That was all. So Roger Lodge is. Los Angeles.

Does Roger Lodge own Tinder? Yeah. I think so. He coded it. That was all. So Roger Lodge is Los Angeles. Does Roger Lodge own Tinder? Yeah. I think so. He coded it. That's the reason. He was a part-time coder. Veronica Lodge's father. That's right.

Roger Lodge. It was Hiram, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, just checking. I'm just surprised I remember that. I saw

where I'm working right now they have I'm right next to a casting office. Yeah. And it's wonderful because someday, like it's just like you can tell who was called in and you can always tell what this is for. And, you know, one day it was like, oh, they called a bunch of greaseball looking guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just like the biggest slobs they could find.

And today it was like like people will wear the clothes of what they and I'm pretty sure it was Riverdale because it was a lot of guys in varsity jackets and like jeans

and converse. Wait, is it filmed here? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Now you're going out on auditions, right? Uh-huh.

Are you? Hey man, here's a good man. Hey, Kay, here's a cool premise for you. Wait. Aren't dates kind of like auditions? Go. Wow.

You know what? I never thought about them like that. I'm going to continue forth in my life and nail my next audition date. Yeah. Yeah. I go on commercial auditions. I don't have a true rep yet. Okay.

You'll get there. Thanks. Oh, you should go to my guy. Oh, you're Ari. Yeah. Ari.

Yeah. He's now, he's now an agent. Ari from the bachelor. Nope. Oh, Ari from Andre. They're just the last bachelor.

Oh, Oh, Ari. Junior. the bachelor nope oh are you from under i'm just the last bachelor oh oh oh sorry junior that was his name ari lyondek junior yeah yeah yeah he was his dad was a race car driver real upset why i guess why what happened on the street is he proposed yeah and then he took a backseat you're not allowed to do that. Apparently you are. But surely the contract he signed said like you have to go through with this and be in People magazine. And you get money if you keep the marriage alive for like a year. You get extra money. Are Trista and Ryan still around?

I don't know. But they're like the success. The thing. They're like the ones who. Were they from a long time ago? Yeah. They were like one of the first. Oh, okay.

They bring back the only successful couples every season to be like, see? Get it? This could be you. They stay together for the kids. You are the kids, audience. You're the kids. So if the woman who he proposed to and then reneged on, does she get to be the bachelorette? Sometimes.

Yeah. But I don't know about this last season. I think it, someone told me it was like a woman no one cared about. They were like, what about that one? Blindfolded. This one.

Try her out. Yeah. A couple of seasons ago, they had an African-American bachelorette. Yeah. That, and then they were just like, well,

that was a one-time thing. Yeah. Yeah. They were like,, well, that was a one-time thing. Yeah. Yeah. We tried it. We tried it out. I don't think I've... No, that's not true. I saw an episode of this season when I was in a hotel and it was on.

And it was the... I guess maybe they do this every season where they bring all of the Bachelorettes back. From this season? From this season, and they grill the guy. Like the guy in front of... On a big barbecue? It's in front of a big studio audience. Wait, they always do that.

Yeah. But that's the episode I saw. The recap decap. Yeah. Where they decapitate the guy. They were recapping things that I didn't know. And the audience was like, ooh. You know, like.

I would love to go to one of those tapings. Have you gone to any tapings when you've been in LA? I went to a Conan taping. Cool. That was nice. Yeah. Oh, except for Howie Mandel was on and it was woof city. Why?

Because he kept saying so many inappropriate things. You guys aren't sponsored by Howie Man yeah we're sponsored by Howie Man we're sponsored by the rubber glove that's how we do it yeah how we do it

what was he was like saying stuff that they would have to cut out of the broadcast he called his daughter a slut like three times

I swear to god yeah you called your dog a hussy well you got a point there and there was some evidence of that it's true but he called your dog a hussy. Well, you got a point there. And there was some evidence of that. It's true. But he called his daughter a slut.

That's not. It was really weird. That's not the Howie Mandel I know. That's not Bobby's World Howie Mandel. Do your Bobby. Do your Bobby's World. I'm Bobby. There it is.

Oh, I love that. Bobby. That was my mom. Oh, yeah. Is that when she had a good like. Bobby, I don't know. She had a good, like, municipal bat. Babby, oh, don't you know. Yeah.

Pretty good. Gosh. Guys, we have got to start recording this show. We've got to pick a thing we're going to talk about and just talk about it. Are you noticing that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This feels good. This feels good.

I can redo it. Let's do a retake. No, no, no. Kim Basinger. Basinger. Basinger. Basinger. Basinger?

And you're in Canada because you were filming a web series. I did a web series. When does it come out? I think in a few weeks. It'll be on the CBC comedy site. It's called an awkward girl dates what is that yeah

exactly who could star who could we get to star in this I don't know uh Amazon Alexis's own

so many you're in an Amazon Alexa commercial I was gonna bring it up a lot of people have been calling it that Amazon Alexis commercial.

Yeah. Which is not the name of the woman. But. You don't know them anymore at times. You don't need to clarify that. Yeah, exactly. You're not going to new Amazon stores. Every Amazon store that opens, you get to be there.

I would. You could cut the ribbon. I would. Of course you would. Yeah. I mean, what's her name ribbon. I would. Of course you would. Yeah. I mean, what's her name? Flo. She's probably owns a house.

Yeah. She probably lives in a mansion. Yeah. Can you hear me now, she says, from the side of my mansion? Where's the beef? They're slowly working her out of the ads, though. They are? They've introduced other people at the insurance place.

The one thing I find, which one is she, progressive? Yeah. Because Geico has like five different campaigns. Yeah, yeah. But the one thing about those progressive ads is I'll be watching a TV, or watching a show on TV that's in total high definition, and they will go to a progressive ad where they have put it in standard definition and then stretched it out. Oh boy.

Yeah. I don't know what it is with progressive but Is the Trivago guy still kicking? Yeah the Trivago guy is kicking it old school. He plays multiple characters

of one commercial. Oh yeah. What do you mean? It's his clumps. Yeah. So he's just the Trivago guy. He comes out on the screen and he's like, Hey man, sometimes you're traveling with different kinds of people.

The early riser. The loud guy. The sleep in guy. And he plays all of them. You wouldn't want to stick them all in one room, would you? Trivago their asses. Yeah, yeah. And he's got a lot more to offer than I think we all thought.

I'm really proud of him. You should be. Remember when it looked like he came out of a laundry hamper? He did. He had very humble beginnings. He did. And now he's evolved. That first Trivago commercial that we all remember was him in a wrinkly shirt.

Just so dirty looking. And tucked in with no belt. Yeah. And they really, they rode that. I think the next commercial had him physically putting on a belt. Yeah. That was smart. Like this was a long con.

Yeah. Like there were like, you know, those kind of pop culture articles online. Who is this guy? Well, apparently he's an American actor living in Berlin. I wish he wore the dress in one commercial. The one that was either gold. Wait, was it blue and black or gold? Oh, the big meme dress?

They really want to start a conversation. Have the Trivago guy wear the dress. Yeah, They really want to start a conversation. Yeah. Have the Trivago guy wear the dress. Yeah, yeah. And then join the conversation. Using hashtag Trivago dress. Trivago dress. Drivsvago.

Trivago. Trivago. Drivsvago. Where in the world is Trivago, San Diego? There it is. They're rebuilding that. Why not? Are they? As a game show still? I don't know. Or video game.

Who's playing? The Chief? Brooke Shield? Brooke Shield? One Shield. Brooke only had one Shield, right? I'm very confused. Who is playing Carmen San Diego? Oh. And you were thinking It should be Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields That was the first person That came to mind I don't think anybody Played her She was a Cartoon She was a MacGuffin

You could never quite Get your hands on her Yeah but is it real That they're remaking it? Yeah But they remade it as a If they do a game show I think it's as the

Yeah the old game show Well then yeah There's no her There's a chief Yeah there do a game show. I think it's as the, yeah, the old game show. Well then, yeah, there's no her. There's a chief. Yeah, there's a. Named.

Chief? Gum, Something Thigpen? Thigpen? Oh no, that's a different thing. But she said Gumshoe. Yeah, she said Gumshoe.

And there was a host named Greg. And there were kids. Yeah. They should have like a Bob Saget-esque. The warrant. And the.

Carmen. A Bob Saget-esque Carmen? Yeah. Carmen. A Bob Saget-esque Carmen? Yeah. Why? I don't know. Listen, I got to go. Oh, no, Amanda. No, no.

No, I can stay for a little bit, I guess. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's taking care of your dog while you're at it? My friend Carrie. Okay. She works for that site, Rover. I don't know.

What is that? It's an app you can get. I don't know if it's here, but someone will either come to walk your dog, single walks, or stay with your dog over a long period of time, or you can bring them to rub their bum on your

side. So are you paying her for this, or is she your friend? She is my friend. She gives me a bit of a discount. Did you know her before Rover? Yeah. She's a comedian. She's very funny good check her out carrie carrie lando carrie from rover she's great uh but i also didn't want someone random staying in my apartment so it worked out why didn't you send him back to thailand for a while yeah can you guys watch this for a sec yeah dear thailand don't don't call her sassy she doesn't answer that anymore no um mu

where did mu come from there was another dog named mu yang and i i i when i looked at the website i was like oh that dog looks amazing and i kept saying mu mu yang because i tried you know when you do you guys do that before you get a dog? You try calling names out to see what sounds nice. Oh, so this was you alone working it out. Okay, yeah. I do that when I go to get my haircut. I'm like, oh, pompadour, pompadour.

No, not going to be pompadour today. Let's see how moo sounds. Well, when my neighbor used to live there, I used to go moo young. Moo. That's perfect. I'm going to go with that. And he was like, oh,

she's having sex again. Oh, that is, I've never done that before. Sex. No, but. It's overrated.

No, thank you. I just like to like. I've tried it both ways. Oh yeah? Yeah. The two ways. Delta and continental

Wait What? What did you ask? I don't know Oh We were just chatting No Why now do you

want to keep a thread going? I don't know Sorry So living with a dog Yeah All on your own. Yeah. And in a place that you like.

Yeah. I really like the place. Yeah. Like a cool duplex near a lake. Whoa. A coolplex? A coolplex. And do you like that doggo in that lake?

No, she hates water. Oh. I think she might be. A gremlin, the opposite of a gremlin. What is it called? A mogwai? A mogwai. Do mogwais hate water or they just shouldn't have it?

I guess they just shouldn't have it. Also, I never saw that movie. You never saw Gremlins? No. Really? What about Gremlins 2, the new batch? No. What about Gremlins 3, the new bitches act?

The new biatch. Yeah. It was the all-woman Gremlins reboot. Oh, I loved it. Kate McKinnon was extraordinary. Was there one sexy Gremlin? Yeah. Like Smurfy, Lady Smurf Gremlin?

In the second one, yeah, there was a sexy Warwig. And so the next one will all be that sexy Gremlin? Yeah. Yeah. Dave, how are you? Good. What's going on with on with you well now that we caught up with amanda after a year um still single has a dog yeah that's it yeah oh man that sounded sad um what's going on with me i just went on a week's vacation yeah uh with parents went away well no i went away as a parent yeah left the two children here and they uh you know what they

they painted our white walls with graffiti just like in that will smith video yeah oh god um what happens in that Will Smith song? He picks up an underage girl? All I know is, okay, here's the situation. My parents went away for a week's vacation. Would they mind if I took a something something Porsche? Of course not. Right? I don't remember that song.

I don't remember what it's called. Parents just don't understand. What was their other song? Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble. Yeah. In one of them, he picks up an underage girl. In West Philadelphia. Is that one of his?

Yes. Oh, okay. It's from the title project, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Oh. I just went to, we went on vacation to springs california and uh it was fine yeah it looks nice it was really nice yeah have you been yeah yeah great food did you have some food there yeah did you eat yeah we had we had great food what'd you have california pizza kitchen uh panda express whoa all the stuff we can't get here yeah yeah you gotta load up What did you have? California Pizza Kitchen, Panda Express. Whoa.

All the stuff we can't get here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta load up. What did we have? The food was unremarkable. There were like... Seafood? Did you eat seafood?

No. I just burped a bit, so sorry. I went with Abby and the kids and my parents and my sister and her husband. So it's like too many of us to go anywhere. Yeah. So just frozen pizzas. Yeah, it was all chicken fingers. It was seven days of chicken fingers.

The fingers of the sea. Yeah. of chicken fingers. The fingers of the sea? Yeah. But before that, I had a couple of days in L.A. He didn't call me

just so you are aware of him. Yeah, I noted that upstairs. We all noted it, didn't we? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in L.A. He was in West Philadelphia.

You know all the... Where I was born and raised. You know all the hot drink spots. Yeah. Yeah, you could... I know all the hot drink spots. Yeah. Yeah, you could. I have so many happy hour spots. Yeah, yeah.

What are your top five hot drink spots? Hot drink spots. Starbucks. Starbucks. Second cup. Coffee bean and tea leaf. No, what did you do there not with me, Dave? I worked.

I had worked at there. Uh-huh. they're not with me, Dave. I worked. I had worked at there. But we were staying at, in Sherman Oaks. Shermie Oaks. In Shermie Oaks in the Valley,

which I'm not sure, like, do you remember how the Valley was a thing people made fun of? In Clueless. Yeah, in Clueless. I remember being in Valley Girl. That's where they rolled with the homies. In the song Valleyess. Yeah, in Clueless. I remember being in Out in the Valley. In Valley Girl. Yeah. That's where they rolled with the homies. In the song Valley Girl.

Yeah. Valley of Lost Souls. Like we were right next, Sherman Oaks is right next to Encino. From another movie that I recall. And it occurred to me that like, Encino Man meant nothing to me. No. Like the movie meant a lot to me. But the title, who cares?

This is just a place oh what if a caveman came from a random place yeah but i bet like at the time it was the funniest thing to a movie executive encino man can you imagine such a thing so you got to go to encino and uh the valley the valley and encino are the same thing? I cannot answer that. Okay. I don't know. Did you go to San Dimas? Yeah, I went to San Bernardino.

Oh, cool. I went to, you know. Pasadena. Oh, yeah. Malibu. These are all the places that I know. The Boo. Santa Barbara.

What's the Everclear song? Santa Monica. Santa Monica. So. Gran Torino. Gran Torino. The place I was staying in Sherman Oaks

was down the street from this like monolithic like looked like an evil corporate headquarters from a movie and it said Krav Maga

Worldwide. Whoa! Oh, man. So I guess this is where they invented Krav Maga, the Israeli martial art. Yeah, the home office

of Krav Maga. Yeah. Is it owned by Pitbull, Mr. Worldwide? Oh, yeah. He owns the word Worldwide. Yeah, he was the first guy to figure out that Worldwide. Oh, yeah. He owns the word worldwide. Yeah, he was the first guy to figure out that worldwide wasn't trademarked.

His full name. Laughed at trademark. That's why he made all his money on the world. His full name is Mr. Krav. Maga Worldwide. Maga Worldwide. Please, call me Krav Maga. Mr. Worldwide was my father.

My friends call me Krav.a. Mr. Worldwide was my father. My friends call me Krav. Or Pitbull. Yeah. Wow. That's pretty cool. And the funniest thing that happened to me on the trip was, I was with past guest Pat Kelly, and we were at happy hour.

Just one of the great Happy Hour spots. I came up with a great list of my own, but I'll publish it on BuzzFeed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pub in the base of the Krav Maga building. But we finished our dinner and we were leaving this place. And I walked out on the sidewalk and I went, something smells so great. Do you smell that? And Pat looked at me and said, you just liked a vape.

And it was true. The smell that I thought was so, I left and I was like, oh, they're baking like fresh cookies somewhere. They're baking it inside of that guy's mouth. And I looked over and it was a guy vaping some kind of caramel. What is that, a creperie? It smells so wonderful here. Oh, wow.

You got the full LA experience. Yeah. Oh, man. That's great. Yeah. Have you been to the Valley? You're going to ask me if I've vaped before. Yeah.

Well, answer both in the same answer. No. No. Okay. Excellent. No, I haven't been either. Yeah. I haven't been to Vapetown, and I haven't been to Krav Maga Town.

Kevin McAllister. Yeah. Kevin McGrew. The Israeli martialister. Yeah. Gavin McGrew. The Israeli martial arts. Yeah. Gavin McGraw. Happy hour somewhere. Yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah. So, and then I met the family in Palm Springs. They flew down directly. And I've never rented a car in one city and returned it in another city. And they really, they give you a car that they don't want back. Right. So I got.

A Jalopy. I got, but it was a fine car, but it was like, it's scratched up. That's fine. I don't care. Like, at least they know because they mark down all the places it's scratched. It's got all sorts of bumper stickers on it. It didn't have. Honk if you love Jesus.

It didn't have a key fob. So I had to unlock it just with the key and that set off the alarm every time. So like you have to turn it on right away to turn off the alarm. When it happened did you say to bystanders

sorry. Sorry I'm from out of town. I'm out of my comfort zone. Do we say zone weird?od of my comfort Zoon. Do we say Zoon weird? Ood of my comfort Zoon. And then how do you know if somebody's asking for a Zoon or you're talking about the Zoon? Asking for a Zoon? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys carry Zoons here? Waiter, bring me a Zoon. You guys carry Zunes here? Waiter, bring me a Zune. And yeah, what else was wrong with this car? Oh, no. Satellite radio. Oh, boy.

I mean, that's the whole point of a rental car is to advertise satellite radio. Wouldn't it be nice if you had satellite radio? Yeah, you could listen to Eminem's station. He's got his own station. So does Tom Petty. Yeah, that's right. Mm-hmm. Yep.

You could listen to, what was the, there was like some station, all, you know, real blues rock. You could listen to some blues rock. I mean, we have that here. Like, just on terrestrial radio. Yeah, that's true. I keep forgetting. The all blues rock. Every evening is blues rock times. Yeah, that's true. I keep forgetting. Be all blues rock. Every evening is blues rock times.

Yeah. And then, yeah, and then spend the week at a swimming pool. Nice. That's nice. My feet can't take it, though. I can't take, like, being shoeless that long. Because we live in a firmly shoe-based culture here. Yeah, we're shod. Yeah, but I'm afraid it's not so much.

You should get those like toe shoes. I have them. No, you don't. Of course I do. I have a whole body one that goes, it's got little things

for my toes, little things for my fingies. There's fingers where there shouldn't be. And there's a little thing for my little thing. No. What if you went on a date and it was, the guy was perfect, like exactly to your specifications.

Josh Duhamel. But then he was wearing those toe shoes. I've told you I met Josh Duhamel, right? No. He was singing a UCB class. What? Yeah, this was years ago. And I asked him if Fergie sang him

show tunes at night. I'm not sure why. I had to leave immediately. Show tunes? Why? I don't know. I got nervous. What was your question? If somebody showed up, your dream duo male, showed up and was wearing those toe shoes,

you would say no? What if you got five minutes into a conversation with him before you noticed them, and he was like ticking every box? Yeah, yeah. He's the perfect guy. He's Zep. And then like slow motion, I looked down and I'm like,

oh no. And then he is turned off by the fact that you look in slow motion. Oh, well then we hate each other. Yeah, yeah. That's true. Because your whole life is the Matrix. It is the Matrix. is turned off by the fact that you look in slow motion. Oh, well then we hate each other. Yeah. That's true. Because your whole life is the matrix. It is the matrix. The toe,

the toe filled matrix. What if you had, there are two dream guys and one of them. Had toes. Had toe shoes. And the other one had a long leather matrix coat. Who would you pick? Can it be both? Can it be both?

Can it be both, please? You can definitely pick both. Instead of Tinder being swipe left or swipe right, it just gave you two guys a day and you had to pick one. I'd point at both of them and go, I'll have what he's having. Oh, boy. So, yeah.

Krav Maga. Swimming stars movie stars cement pond yeah uh yeah and uh good trip good fun uh everyone i'm sorry i said that mean thing about shakira earlier i just don't think i just she has a i feel like there's something fundamentally wrong with her voice interesting not her voice. Interesting. Not her voice, her singing. Okay. Yeah, her speaking voice is fine.

I guess. I don't know that I've ever heard of her. I don't know I've ever heard of her. But she was a judge on one of those shows, wasn't she? So we must have. I thought that your performance. Okay, this is good. This is good. This is very good.

Yeah. If you can make it through a sentence. It had some highs and low, low, low. That's pretty good. This is good. This is very good. Yeah. It had some highs and low, low, low lows. That's pretty good. Yeah, that was really good. Oh, boy. Boy, oh, boy. At your feet.

I'm at your feet. And you're wearing toe gloves. Yes. Yeah. Toe shoes. Oh, boy. Okay. Yeah.

And record. Yeah. Graham graham yeah what's up with you well uh this uh this past weekend was uh this is saint patrick's day and it fell on a saturday so it's the perfect storm of uh because usually i think if it falls on a tuesday like some of the meathead people will stay at home because they're like, I got to go to the meat factory first thing in the morning. Yeah, tomorrow's March 18th. Boy, the boss loves the 18th. So it felt like St. Patrick's Day took over the whole weekend instead of just being a singular day. It felt like people were extra drunk on the Friday.

Let's do corned beef brunch. And so I was downtown on the Friday and I did a show and then I was leaving. And I was just like, it was extra drunkness in the air. And it was also extra aggression just seemed to be in the air. And I saw this, uh, a pack of dudes walking down the street and they were, uh, the one guy was pushing over, um, little newspaper boxes. Okay. And, uh, and anybody's a sign that was out like sandwich board. He was drop kicking the sandwich board.

And then he tried to knock over a post office box, but they got that cement base on him. And he couldn't do it. And his friends laughed at him. I knew he wasn't going to be able to do it, too. He was a tiny guy. Returned ascender, am I right? Yeah. That's amazing.

But yeah, it was a very it was a very goonie weekend not the fun goonies where you go and find a treasure I also haven't seen that you haven't seen any goonies you haven't seen a grandma

they should remake it with girl goonies yeah yeah yeah woomies that's not bad woomies yeah

girls have wombs yeah little girls I don't like the thing of little girls I don't like that either yeah fair enough I think we all I think. I don't like the little girls. I don't like that either. Yeah. Fair enough. I think we all

don't like it. Yeah. Did you wear green on St. Patrick's Day? Yes. Because otherwise don't you get

pinched? Pinched. That's the rule I've understood. But no one does that. I do it. Who did you

pinch? Oh, so many people I lost count. I pinched the mayor. I pinched a baby's cheeks. The baby didn't know. They just thought I was pinching his cheeks.

And the baby was wearing green. Yeah. Why was the mayor not wearing green? Because he's out of touch with the common man. You know what I mean? Too many days of living in that ivory tower. I can't believe we let our mayor live in an ivory tower. I know.

It's just, I thought it was just a saying, but then when he was like, check it out. Yeah. I live here now. Oh. It's sitting on some valuable real estate. But I guess it's just sitting on a tiny bit of it because it's such a skinny tower. Let down your hair. Hey, you have a bubble loop. Hey, mayor. bit of it because it's such a skinny power let down your hair um so there's that um and then uh

a thing that has happened to me three times in a row and i don't know why is i've gone into a public restroom at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a bar and i have forgotten to lock the door no no and a guy has walked in every single time yeah and i'm fine because i'm like whatever what are you you're not seeing anything you haven't seen before i have two penises just like every other person i put my pants on one penis at a time and I'm just here milking my penis. No. So you're seeing something that you see every day. So it's fine.

I'm fine with it. Yeah. The human body is beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. And you know what? It's a privilege for me to let you see it. Yeah, yeah.

Eye of udders. Tentacle penis. That can grab it, pumping the soap dispenser. The other one has an eye that blinks. Oh, no. But I've been like, oh, sorry, I'm not here. But the guys have not known what to do. And so one guy just came in and stood there. And I was like, well, that's not in here, but the guys have not known what to do. And so one guy just came in and stood there,

and I was like, well, that's not the right thing to do. Go out and start over again. Did you say get out? Yeah, I said no. I said this is a one-person operation in here. I thought you were going to say, no, thank you. No, no, thank you. Thank you.

Did one of your penises slap him in the face? Yeah. And then there was another one. The guy, he was so embarrassed. And I was like, it's fine. And whoa. A light flashed off and on. And then when I walked out.

This light and I have a real off and on relationship. I said, hey, it's all yours. And he said, no, no, I'm sorry. He was still in embarrassed mode. How do you not remember, Graham? I'm so scared of it. The fact that it's happened three times. It's crazy.

What's going on in my brain? You should have to wear like a vest, like a visibility vest, and it should have to say, I'm not good at locking the door. So at Starbucks, someone will come in with you and lock it for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stay in there with you, I guess. Wash those hands, mister. Don't just run them underwater.

I want to see soap. I want to see, don't dry them on your pants. I think that's the most vulnerable state you can be in. Is someone walking in on you number one-ing or number two-ing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh. Yeah. It's not great.

That's what Graham calls his two beans. Yeah. It's always two. Yeah. No matter what I'm doing. Yeah. That's what we call in Mexico hose bee I sometimes do that

just if I am changing a baby but I will like I'll forget because I'll I don't care yeah yeah yeah but then

it's weird that I have my pants down too but that's to make the baby feel comfortable it's just so because the human body is a treasure I would love to see

an embarrassed baby though someone walks in and you're like oh no oh no like the baby is the one coming in I'm sorry

I'm so sorry there's somebody in here whoa that big whatever that is I don't know what that is. That's if a grown-up comes in party naked. Use your own imagination. Apparently, we're waiting for it.

I think we're getting to it. There is an age where kids develop privacy. Oh, really? I would like some privacy. At what age? I've heard six. I think I'm seeing it at three. Yeah. I've heard six. I think I'm seeing it at three. Yeah.

I definitely, hmm. I'm thinking back, way back. It was privacy. I guess that was an important thing as a kid, where you're like, my space and my, this is where I keep my toys. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah.

Toy privacy is, I mean, you developed that in the womb. Yeah. That's true. Did you have your own room growing up? Yeah. You see, you had your own womb. Yeah, I did have a womb, and I had a room. Yeah.

I only needed privacy when I made my Barbies have sex. You, like, just closed the door for this part. No one wants to see that except for me. Amanda Brooke Punisher. Amanda Brooke Punisher. Do you take Ken Penisless Jennings? I don't know. Ken Jennings?

So you grew up with Barbie and Ken Jennings? The Jeopardy champion? You guys didn't call him that? That would be great if you found out Ken from Barbie was based on the Jeopardy champion. What is he? Is he just Ken doll? Is it Barbie doll and Ken doll? Does Barbie have a last name?

Because they can't both be doll. They're not married. So? They're just dating. If they're going to be doing what Amanda's making them do under my roof, they better be married. I'm Googling. And she better take his last name. Yeah.

Barbie Jennings. Because I know she has a sister, Skipper. Skipper. Does she have another sister? Flipper. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Oh, Roberts, yeah. From the fictional town of Willows, Wisconsin.

This light keeps flashing off and on. Yeah, it's like, it's like, wrap it up. Yeah. Yeah, we're getting the light. The light. Yeah. I'm just going to, Ken doll last name is my Google search term. And I'm just going to narrate my Google search.

I would love it if it was Jennings. Yeah. What do you think it is, Graham? I think it's Ken Dahl. I think his last name is Dahl. But it's spelled all fancy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. D-A-H.

D-A-W-L. Oh. Yeah. Warren, maybe. It's Ken Carson oh Ken Carson Ben Carson

that's so close cool yeah very very cool so American do you guys want to move on

to some overhears yeah why not some business for sure or maybe it's not.

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This week on Somebody sent me mustard You brought over some mustard that somebody sent me And this mustard is What kind? Is it a sweet? These are two mustards These seem to be French mustards because they have French names on them. Although one's from Ottawa. Looks like the other one's maybe from Ottawa too.

Which is one of our most bilingual cities. Oh, absolutely. This is a sweet mustard. And this is a sweet mustard with honey. Gaston Vachon. And that one is... La Miele. The honeyed.

Oh, the honeyed. Ooh. Those are some nice mustard. Those came in the mail? Those came in the mail. Yeah, absolutely. Now, Amanda, if you don't recall, oh, a year ago, I said I wanted to try some new mustards. And people sent us mustards.

And the flow of mustards continues. Graham didn't remember who sent us those ones in the mail, but I wanted to thank you even though Graham is so callous. This one, we also got this box of mustard. Hi Dave, Graham

and probable guests, but mostly Dave. When you requested mustard a while back, my sisters, Candice, Gina, and I, well, names, they sound like real names. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's check. All had the idea to send you some. I sell some really good ones in the store I work at, but we didn't have any in stock. So they asked me, they tasked me with sending them once i could find them candace and i found these a few weeks later in portland maine my favorite is the winter garden

oh ah yes the winter garden pass it over here that's not the one i'm holding it take a look see what is what am i holding? I'm holding Ray's mustard. Hey, Ray. It's award winning. And that's the moose mustard. Moose-a-mock-o-dy. Is that how you say it? Is that your Canadian accent again?

Moose-a-mock-o-dy molasses. This is the, have you ever had tavern style mustard? Because that's what this is. No. What's tavern style about it? Oh, it's just rubbed all over the tavern. Have you had it?vern-style mustard? Because that's what this is. No. What's tavern-style about it? Oh, it's just rubbed all over the tavern. Have you had it? No, no, no.

But I was just wondering if anybody knows what tavern-style means. According to this letter, it sounds good. And the moose one is a fun pun. And a fun pun that wasn't turd-based. Yes. Please stop sending me turd pun. Mustards. Oh, mouse turds.

Oh, yeah, remember that? Someone just sent me a bunch of mouse turds. Oh, no. Probably fake. Anyway, Charles in Boston sent us these. And according to these price tags on them, Charles spent five times on postage as he did on mustard. Oh, Charles.

And these were not cheap mustards. So, thank you, Charles. Everybody, please stop sending me mustard. I realized long ago, and I think I've mentioned this on the show, I don't really like mustard. Wait, wait, wait. How did it? I won't make you read it. I believe it was sent from Jason is what I recall. Oh, wait, wait. How did it? This, uh, I won't make you realize.

I think it was, I believe it was sent from Jason is what I recall. Oh, okay. Jason. Um, I, the, the thing is I've realized that the, the mustard I really like doesn't

taste that mustardy. Right. What kind, is it like a, oh, it's, I guess not a Dijon. That's very mustard. Yeah. No, it's, it's a Swedish

mustard and it's very similar. It's a Swedish mustard. And it's very similar to the one that they just sell at Ikea. How many mustards do you have open in your fridge right now? I'd say a dozen. I'd say we're at a dozen mustards in the fridge and I'm adding these five which I will put next to a sausage. I'll dip the sausage in it and I'll say, yeah, okay. A little bit mustardy for me.

Yeah, yeah. Stop sending him mustard, everyone. I do appreciate it, but I think I mentioned it before that I'm all mustard. You're out of the mustard game. I guess I maybe didn't mention it clear enough. Mustard me not, but thank you so much. Relish, though. Come on, baby.

2018 is the year of relish. Mail me relishes. Oh, no. People will. People will. Our postal address is located at stoppodcastingyourself.com. Relish. No, don't send to Dave.

Relish. Do not send Dave. Relish. But send Amanda some sort of aioli. Oh, yeah? Do you like an aioli? When do you think you'll be back in town? send Amanda some sort of aioli. Oh, yeah? Do you like an aioli? When do you think you'll be back in town? Oh, I love an aioli.

Probably this time next year. A year from now. So start sending her an aioli. Yeah, like in January, send aioli. Yeah. Amanda. Attention, Amanda Brooke Punisher. Punisher, yeah.

It's time for overheards now. Okay. And Amanda, we always like to start with the guests. Yeah. Will you? now. Okay. And Amanda, we always like to start with the guests. Yeah. Will you? Sure. Yay. Well, just to right off the bat, I didn't realize this last time I was on the show.

I repeated my overheard. And I'm on the show like once a year. How did that happen? I don't know. Your lovely guests were like, hey, that's great. But you did it again. Your lovely guests were like, hey, that's great. But you did it again.

And then you just added time to like a specific time to your story. So I'm very sorry about that. But you're going to do it again. Yeah. Here comes our third time. Can we make it like an annual tradition? What was the overheard? Do you remember? Yeah, I remember it so clearly.

Okay, great. Here it is. Here it comes for the third time. Here we go. It was a mom and a child on the bus, and the child said, Mom, when we get home, can I have a 10-minute shower? I didn't change the time by accident. 10-minute shower, and then the mom went, I told you to ask your father.

What was the first time? I like it again. I think I said 10 minutes the first time and then like 15 the second. Anyway, very sorry about that. 10 minute show. But it was very specific time. That's why I said it. No need to give a.

No new one. Okay. Good night. I think that one's an evergreen. Yeah. That was great. The real one I have is from just last week, so I know it's fresh. Fresh as a baby.

I was on a plane, and there were two mid-to-late 20-year-old dudes sitting beside me. And as we landed, one of them took their headphones out and went, a lot of banging in that movie. And then his friend was silent, and then he went, a lot of banging in that movie. And then his friend was silent. And then he went, a lot of boobs too. And then it was silent again. Then he went, it was cool. Just dudes being dudes.

Just a couple of bros. Bros. What was the movie? I don't know. Girl's Trip. Yeah. Girl bangers. Yeah. But he he probably i was assuming

that he said it out loud because there was probably he was in the aisle seat so people probably saw him like essentially watching porn i for one was appalled but i had to watch it rude for my job i'm a movie censorer we're not far away from there being a porn option on a plane. I feel like that is we're slowly. I mean, but it'll just be expensive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you'll have to put in a credit card. But only one person per row really will have to.

And the people next to them will get free. I mean, they'll get to see it for free, but you need to hear it. Yeah, that's true. How do these people know each other? Well, there's a pizza delivery man. I don't think that anybody, have you, that's never actually been a. Oh. Do you think that that's ever actually been a thing in porn?

A porn theme? Yeah. Like how, you know, people think, you know, people think beam me up Scot, was something they said, but they never actually said it. Yeah, like I wonder if there was actually ever a porn that had a pizza delivery guy or if that's just something that people have invented. There has to be, right? Where would that come from? Just some sick pizza fuck. Yeah. That's gross.

Yeah, you know, Papa Murphy, one of those. Lil Jon that skis. I remember one time Abby saw a pizza delivery guy just walking from his car to someone's house. And Abby said, that guy's going to go fuck a lady. Yeah. And now we say it every time we see a pizza delivery guy. we say it every time we see it? Pizza delivery guy.

The other thing we do is anytime we see the police when we're driving, we say, okay, be cool. And then we both pretend to be asleep. We can't arrest you if you're sleeping while you're driving. Very fun.

Marriage sounds nice. Yeah, no, it's good. When do you think you'll find Mr. Right? Oh, get at me. AmandaBrookBaron at gmail.com. Oh, no. That was my real name. Don't worry.

We'll beep out the dot com part. Oh, boy. I mean, it's on my website. It's fine. Sure. I mean, anyone could guess it. And also, is email that big a thing anymore? Like that, oh, no, he found out my email address.

Yeah. I don't know. See if they sign you up for some kind of list. That's true. Maybe. Oh, that's true. Yeah. But if it's like some sort of quote the Raven thing, like a nice email being like, dearest Amanda, the winter was long.

Like if you, I don't know why I said. Quote the Raven, nevermore. Nevermore. Subject heading, nevermore. Yeah, just let me know what your favorite ice cream is. Email Amanda your favorite ice cream. Listen. Do you mean store or flavor?

Flavor. Okay. Or I don't know, your stores. Your ice cream stores. In different cities, there's different ice cream parlors. Meet me at Big Daddy's Ice Cream. It's essentially Tinder. Listen, I am out of options.

It is slim pickings. You know, I was joking when I said when do you think you'll find Mr. Right? I know, but now it's very real. This has now turned into, do you want to date Amanda McFerrin? Who wouldn't? Turns out, a lot of men on Tinder

in Los Angeles. Yeah, but Tinder, that's like just a real cesspool. It is a cesspool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I meant sexpool. This is a sexpool, too. That was the last Dirty Harry movie.

Sexpool. Want to get lucky, punk? Dave, do you have an overheard? Splash. You bet I do This one is from the airport We were hanging out in the restaurant And the guy behind me

Like the table right behind me We were back to back I was chit chatting with Pat And then we had to be quiet Because this guy was talking Presumably to an ex Oh, okay And I'm guessing an ex-wife, and I'm guessing they have kids together because otherwise

you don't ever have to talk to your ex again. That's right. It's a walk away situation. When you said, I thought you said doing ex. No, we were having, I was having eggs Benedict and he was having eggs Benedict. Um, uh,

this was at breakfast and, uh, so, he's on the phone and I just hear him say, you're not well, you know that?

And then a little time passes. No, no, no, I'm not because the truth doesn't care. Oh my God.

I can't believe you saw David Duchovny. It's true. And he was mad at his ex-wife, Taya Leone. Who could be mad at her? She's Madam Secretary. She's sweet. now uh wasn't uh taylor only wasn't she when she the reason that x files moved out of vancouver down to la wasn't that that's the story i always oh because he wanted to be wanted to be around his lovely uh betrothed um the i yeah i always heard he just liked LA better. He hated Vancouver.

Oh, whatever. It's rude. But it was so moody. The weather made it, the X-Files so moody. And he couldn't have sex as well here. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. That's why I was joking. California-cation. Yeah. Oh, everyone is in each other. Yeah. Surfing on those waves into each other. Everyone is in each other. Yeah. Surfing on those waves into each other.

In each other. This spring. Los Angeles. It's just called Los Angeles. My overheard. Oh, yeah. You hit me, buddy. I was at a diner. You love it.

I love it. So throw back to the way it used to be. And there was two, there was like two tables and they were having conversations. They weren't sitting together, but they were having a conversation across tables. And it was very necessary. And you were in the middle.

I was next to it and I was like, why aren't you guys sitting at the same table? But they were talking about all the all the tropical destinations they've gone on cruises to and uh this one guy was talking about they were talking about different hotels they've been in where the power has gone out and uh one the guy said uh so the power went out while my brother was in the shower. And she was like, what did he do? And then he said, he drank a beer in the shower naked. What a crazy guy. You know, you got to make the most of it, right? What does that have to do with the power going out?

It doesn't have anything to do with it. Oh, drink a beer before it goes warm? Yeah. In one second? I'm taking a ten minute shower. My mom said I could. Beer was in the shower though, right? Unless, I need more details. Yeah. Oh, the power went up.

Bring me a beer now. Yeah. That's a thing I've that people like do to I guess unwind. Escape. Drink a beer in the shower? A shower beer. Yeah, I guess, unwind. Escape. Drink a beer in the shower. A shower beer. Yeah, I think it sounds gross, because it seems like a drip of water that's touched your body

could easily land in that beer. I'm more worried about the soap. Oh, sure. I don't think that people who are drinking beer in the shower are also properly showering. Yeah, they're not getting frothy in there for sure. The beer's frothy enough. Exfoliating, maybe. Yeah. they're not getting frothy in there for sure. The beer's frothy enough. Exfoliating, maybe.

Yeah. That's not froth, though. But yeah, do you, listeners out there, do you shower and drink beer? Yeah. At the same time. Email us, amandabrookperrin at gmail.com. Do it. My, I don't shower

at the same hour that I drink beer. No. I also hardly drink any beer anymore. But I I'll shower in the morning. Yeah. And then maybe I would do a coffee shower but I wouldn't bring the coffee in. Wait. Why is it a coffee shower?

Maybe I rest it on the toilet lid. Yeah. And just stick your head out for a quick sip. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, like a wine in a bathtub situation, maybe. Yeah. Relaxing time. You've earned it.

I have earned it. Yeah, it's been a long day. Oh, it has been a long day of swiping. After a long day of swiping. Amanda, you're so much more than a single lady thank you so much dave what's coming after that you don't need to define yourself by this by this swipe culture yeah yeah yeah i think i might delete the apps to be honest why not do you have multiple apps i do there's a new one i'm bumbin okay you're You're. That's bad. It's bumblin'.

It's bumblin'. You're tindling. You're bumbling. And then there's this app called Coffee Meets Bagel. Coffee Meets Bagel. Okay. And I like it because if you pass on someone, it goes, do you want to see your next bagel? And I always do.

Wait. So you're the coffee. I guess I'm the coffee. They send you six matches every day at noon. I kind of like it because instead of swiping into the abyss, you have a specific number of people to choose from. Six bagels. Six hot bagels.

And you're a coffee and men are bagels? I guess so. Or in everyone's app, no matter what, they're the coffee. Right. Oh, I like to think the other way because coffee, some people need and bagels make people feel bad all the time. But you would buy six bagels. All right, feminist joke. Where my lady's at.

Now. I'm sorry, you guys are men? What's that? What? No, what no not really but i also bagels make me feel good yeah i don't have oh i love a bagel i don't have trouble with bagels i would like an app that just showed you six different bagels yeah oh i would hit that so hard oh my god like here are six picks i would match with all of them. What are your top six bagels? Oh my God. Okay. Sesame right out of the gate.

Yeah. I don't mess around. Maybe like a, I like a multigrain for health reasons. Oh, every now and then like a raisin one with butter. Ooh. Yeah. And then I like an everything bagel. Sure.

Why limit yourself? Exactly. And then I guess, ooh, maybe like an onion bagel. Sure. Why limit yourself? Exactly. And then I guess, ooh, maybe like an onion bagel. Oh. Ooh. Ooh. Yeah, I'm not like a super fan of. So you made it to five of six.

Yeah. Wait, six? You said six? Yeah, six. Oh, okay. And then. Oh, oh my God. Okay.

You didn't say poppy. Yeah, I don't care for poppy. Oh. They get stuck in your teeth. Yeah, but what a ride. Well, and forget everything I just said, because it would go sesame and then cheese bagel. And the only reason I say cheese second

is because I usually buy bagel to be healthier. Or sesame to be healthier. Sesame, right. But cheese is your party bagel. Oh. Yeah. If I want to get turnt. Hey, my top six bagels?

Grocery store, grocery store, grocery store, grocery store, grocery store, grocery store, bagels are the best. Lane grocery store bagels are basically white bread in a circle. They're pre-cut for her pleasure. You know. This is a good app idea is all I'm saying if you know six bagels a day

six bagels a day bagel meets bagel yeah oh sure yeah bagel meets coffee oh there you go coffee meets bagel

oh I'm starting a new app called bagel meets coffee patent pending now we also have overheard sent in from people all over the map. If you want to send one in, you can send it in to spy at maximumfun.org. And this first one comes from Katie B. In parts, you know, parts unknown.

But she was at the park. And she's at the park having lunch, right? Oh, yummy. She's dropping on a woman talking to her significant other on the phone. And she started telling him this story. So we heard this knocking and I thought it was you. So me and Brandon went outside and there was nobody out there. Except someone had left this fucking Walmart bag of ramen

on Brandon's bike handle, and Brandon was like, yay, ramen! And I said, we're not gonna eat some strange ramen. I guess I'm probably gonna throw it away. I guess I'd be delighted if I opened the door and... Ramen? Ramen.

If somebody left ramen at my door that sounds like a porn everybody loves ramen that's a boy that i that i think that's an even more canadian pronunciation than anyone i've ever heard yeah ramen ramen ramen even ever even canadians even everybody knows that well because uh i'll do a pasta and a drama, and I just noticed in America, avocado. Avocado. Oh, ramen sounds nice, though. Ramen. Someone I was talking to was from Virginia, and it was raining, and they put their emphasis on the, well, they said, oh yeah, if it keeps raining,

we got an umbrella. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. A bad umbrella. An umbrella. An umbrella. Umbrella. And then they went,

and I was like, oh, stop it. Stop it. You're better than this. You're better than this hiccup I gave you. This next one comes from Marion C. in Bryan, Texas. Marion C. definitely wrote us like two episodes ago. Oh, really? I thought it was the lady from Happy Days.

Oh, right. So thanks for your constant overheard. Yeah, I was in an antique mall and Ghost Riders in the Sky, the Johnny Cash version, was playing on the radio. Two women in their late 50s were talking, and one loudly said, Hey, this is the song that they play at the end of Ghost Rider. That's a strange reference point for two 50-year-old ladies to have. But that movie really was for everyone. How old is Nicolas Cage?

He's got to be pushing up on 60, right? Yeah, right? Yeah. At least I never thought I'd see the day that Nicolas Cage would age. Am I looking it up? Yeah. I don't know. Nicolas Ageless.

Someone posted on Twitter a picture of that poster of face off, but it was just two Dervoltos. Face face. Did you retweet it? I think I did. Yeah. Pretty good. Oh no, he's only 39. Oh good.

So lots more years ahead for young Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage, keep that hair in a natural color. He's 54. 54. 54 years young. Nick Kim Coppola.

That's his middle name is Kim? Kim. Interesting. Do you think an antique store has to play antique music? They can't be like. Yeah, they can't be playing current hits. They can't play, you know, LMFAO, the most current hit I know.

Body rock. Party rock. Party rock? Yeah. Party rock in the house tonight. Sorry. Everybody's gonna have a good time. Everybody's gonna bring the money.

Gonna make a million dollars tonight. I still... Oh, yeah. I love that person this uh last one comes from nicholas n writing in from san diego i attend a large university city here and while i was uh while i normally cross campus with headphones in this time he wasn't and he saw some kids going on a tour of the college campus and little boys and this one boy said, I feel like I must look like such a little boy walking around here. Short pause.

Boy 2 says, I look like an elf. And he stopped to think for about two seconds. And then Boy 2 said, matter of factly, in my past life, I was an elf. How would you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I guess you go to somebody that does that? He leaves?

How do they look into your past lives? Through the butt. Hello! They count the rings? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, boy. That doesn't even make sense for a past life.

No, but you know what? I don't know why I thought, Ricola, like they were shouting into your butt. I guess if I had an opportunity to shout into somebody's butt, that's what I'd shout. It would be that. That's what the song Shout of the Devil's about. It's about shouting into somebody's butt. There's a little devil in there. Little guy, little red guy.

Yeah. Pointy hat. Pointy hat. Yeah, he's a dunce. He's Santa. Devil's got a devil dunce. In addition to overhears that are written in, we also accept your phone calls. Would I lie about that? No.

So here we go. Phone calls. If you want to call us, the phone number is an easy one to remember. It's a one. i know that for sure followed by 844-779-7631 or one spy pod one what are the current hits the current hits of anyone one don't pick up your phone you know he's only calling because he's drunk and alone two did you even know that song no yeah who sings that ed sheeran the other hits of today is it really ed sheeran who sings that song no it's uh i can't remember her name that's's hard keeping up with the kids. Oh, boy.

It's, uh, I, like, read, uh, some coverage from South by Southwest, and I literally knew one of the artists. It's bleak. In the whole thing. I was like, yeah, I know. I've heard of that guy. Oh, I know the top. I just looked up the Billboard Top 100. I know the top songs.

What are the top songs? Number one. Yeah. Do you want to do the countdown the top songs? Number one. Yeah. Do you want to do the countdown top five? Top five. Start five, build up to number one.

Okay, cool up. That's what they do. She's not on the show anymore. Oh no? Got kicked off. Drugs. Number five

is, you know this artist, Bebe Rexha. Yeah, yeah. And Florida Georgia Line. I know, I know the one more Bebe Rexha. Yeah, yeah. And Florida Georgia Line. I know one more than the other, but yeah. With Meant to Be.

Sing it, Amanda. We were meant to be to oomph, oomph, together. Real good. Number four. Oh, this one's down from last week. Post Malone featuring Ty Dolla $ign with Psycho.

Sing it, Graham. I feel like a psycho. And number three, Bruno Mars and Cardi B with Finesse. Take it, Amanda. Finesse. It don't make no sense. That's actually how it is. Oh, okay. Oh, nice. I don't know the words. That's actually how it is. Oh, okay.

Oh, nice. I don't know the words. Number two, Ed Sheeran with Perfect. Take it, Gregs. My eyes see you as perfect. And since I think Amanda might know number one, I'm going to ask Graham to sing the number one song, Drake, with God's Plan. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not wrong. That is the song, isn't it? Or something close to that? God's Plan. She said, do you love me? I told her only partly. I only love my bed and my mama.

I'm sorry. Nice. Can you sing perfect again? I can't remember how it went. In your eyes. In my eyes. You are perfect. God, you sound like a ghost.

This ghost is keeping me up all night singing Ed Sheeran and the Hits. In my eyes. It's like Phantom of the Opera. It's a lame ass. In the night. In the rain. Oh, no. I'm crying.

Shag Shag Soup It plays every day Every Every hour You just want to get I mean I'll just I'll pick a few Camila Cabello featuring

Young Thug with Havana Ooh it's so hot Here in Havana Okay Young Thug with Havana. Yes. Ooh, it's so hot here in Havana. Okay. Let's see. Migos with Stir Fry at number 10. Yum.

What you doing in the kitchen making stir fry? Oh. Let's see. Dua Lipa with new rules at 14 four you gotta call me more three you gotta be with me two you gotta do what you do at number one let's have some fun and the rules a couple more uh triple x what's this do you know how to pronounce Triple extentation. What's this? Do you know how to pronounce this? Extentation? Triple extentation with sad exclamation mark.

I'm sad. Number 16, Offset and Metro Boomin with Ric Flair drip. Woo! Oop! Woo! Woo! Boop! Woo! All right, I guess we've got to listen to these phone calls now. Oh, man. Wait.

Well, that was fun. This is like, we discover what our next podcast should be in the middle of our previous podcast. Oh, God. Okay. Yeah, phone calls. Where are these bad boys? My stomach. It's a bad ramen.

Ramen. Hey, guys. It's Lori. I'm calling in with an overheard. I was grocery shopping yesterday during the day, and there was a dad there with his overheard. I was grocery shopping yesterday during the day and there was a dad there with his little girl. She's sitting in the car and they're in the frozen food section. And I didn't hear what the little girl said, but the desk said, when you're like 35 years old and alone with no family and nothing else going on for you, that's what you eat. It's called hungry man.

and nothing else going on for you, that's what you eat. It's called Hungry Man. So true. Yeah. I think that was the first thing that I bought when I first lived on my own was like a stack of Hungry Man dinners. Honestly, they're delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're so good.

Are they like a full meat, potato, veggie platter? Yeah, it's all separated. Yeah. Like cobbler or brownie. It's like airplane like it's like airplane yeah yeah yeah but way worse but it stinks up your airplane a lot more i truly think of it as the meal of divorced dads but that's because my dad he won't listen don't worry hey greg it definitely there was like uh you know that movie about schmidt there's a scene where he's like i remember some tricks from back in my bachelor days and you just see him buying a stack of frozen pizzas that's his trick yeah yeah good trick but uh hungry man dinners they're they're uniformly covered in some sort of slime they're like it's like a slime that

coats the whole it's like lunchables for divorced people oh yeah i've never had them i've had a lot of frozen like uh you know we talked last week about pizza pops and oh yeah the like but i've never bought the full meal it's because you're married still and i you know how to cook yeah gram and i are on our eighth divorce each. Yeah. When are you two going to get together? Ross and Rachel, I'm afraid. Yeah, we'll do it.

We'll do it. You're in a rink. Here's your final overheard. And wait, there's two more. Hey, Dave and Graham and honorable guests. This is Laura calling from Greenville, South Carolina with an overheard. Again, sorry if it sounds crazy in the back. I promise it's just a washer and nobody's actually dying.

Don't hear anything. No. Anyway, I'm calling about an overheard that I had the pleasure of listening to on the way downtown Greenville, South Carolina. And just a few days ago, we were walking as a group down to a restaurant, and we heard a few people in front of us. One was a lady, there was another lady, and a guy. They all looked pretty young, and the guy looks a little bit kind of out of it. And the girl just straight up asks him, hey, are you high or are you drunk? I'm asking for an interview.

And the guy just straight up says, I guess I'm drunk. That's really all I want to do. Let me see. I guess I'm more drunk. I guess I'm drunk. I had to choose. I thought I was pulling it off. I didn't think you would notice I was either.

And this was for an interview for what? For a local news station? With a vampire. We went downtown to see who's drunk and who's high. I guess I'm drunk, yeah. Well, here's your voucher

for Tony Robles. Thank you very much for your time. Here's your final overheard. Hi Graham and Dave And very sexy guest This is Latham from Chicago I'm calling within overheard

I was waiting On the platform For the L And there was this Pretty clearly homeless guy Sitting down And as somebody Walked past them he kind of shouted out like in this really thick jamaican accent like hey tell me tell me you love batman

and they didn't they didn't respond and like another minute later uh this woman walked by the same guy and he was like hey hey, tell me you love Batman. Lie to me if you have to. And as people walked by him, he proceeded to just ask over and over, like, you gotta tell me you love Batman. And I thought that was pretty great. Well, off I go.

It sounded more like a Transylvanian accent. So that one, sometimes people write in about something a homeless person said, and usually it's sad and I don't like it. But this guy seemed like he was in charge. He was in charge and he was like, listen, this is my agenda. Tell me that you like Batman. Tell me. I don't you like Batman. Tell me. I don't care if you lie to me. I just need to hear the

words. I need to hear it, baby. I gotta get my quota for the day. Bot mom. Bruh. I have come to be a bot. Amanda. Thanks for coming.

Yeah. Thanks for having me, guys. Do you have things you want to plug? Things that are upcoming? You have this web series coming out. Yeah, you can check that out

on CBC Comedy. Yeah. And then I'm doing the Winnipeg Comedy Festival in April. Nice. You can come see. And you are in this

Amazon Alexa commercial is airing in Canada only? Only, yeah. And you are in this Amazon Alexa commercial. It's airing in Canada only. Only, yeah. And. You can see that when you skip it, when you try to watch a YouTube video. Yeah. I used to have Steal My Sunshine in it, but now there's a. Copyright infringement maybe.

Maybe they just like ran out of money. Sure. Amazon's running out of money, I heard. sure Amazon's running out of money I heard Bezos is stealing it all to

build a a magic thing that he needs what does Bezos need you know one of those things where it looks like you're selling somebody in half

one of those the separation box so he's a magician yeah because he said it's a magical thing he needs okay

I'm sorry. And a lady. Yeah. A lady to cut in half. Yeah, oh boy. I will be that lady. Oh, Tinder for magicians. I'll do it.

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