Stop Podcasting Yourself - Episode 842 - K.C. Novak

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

Comedian K.C. Novak returns to talk Facebook Marketplace, more sourdough, and O.J. Simpson.

Hi, he's Dave Schumke. And he's Graham Clark. And together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself. Woo! Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 842 of Stawg Podcasting Yourself. My name is Graham Clark. With me as always is a man who's having a little bit of a tender hammy, Mr. Dave Schumke. Yeah, well last night I had a moon's over my hammy.

Oh, is that why? Yeah, last night I guess. It's a breakfast, isn't it? Yeah, but you worked the night shift so it's different. I do, but also the fact that it has moons in it made me think of it was a night sandwich. Night time. Yeah. I guess just looked at her microphone and pulled out what seemed to be a weird hair. It might be on my chin. Who was our last in studio guest? Edward Scissorhands. It was Chris Griffin. Oh yeah it could be Chris

Griffin's hair. No he's got really short hair., but it's pretty long. That's not a Griffin. Okay. Fine, though. I can't quite see it. It's all that murder mystery later. Put it right there in the middle of the table. For the DNA. Do I don't trust?

Yeah, we do like to do an ooky DNA thing in the middle. Ooky hair. Well, before we get to our guests. Before we get to our guests, what? I don't know. I just want to change the energy. Okay. Our guest today. Let's get very solid. Before we get to our guest, what? I don't know, I just want to change the energy. Okay, our guest today. Let's get very solid.

Our guest today. Our guest today. A returning guest to the podcast, very funny comedian. She has an album out called Burger She Wrote. It's Casey Novak. Hi! Hi! Yay, we're best friends now.

We're all best friends. Casey, you said that title of that album, the fact that Graham just said it, the listeners just went out and bought a hundred copies. Please do, I'm so broke. That would be amazing. Oh, do you have like a physical record or is it all online? No, I don't want a memory of this.

No, it's just on Bandcamp. Not on your Spotify's and whatnot? It's still in the like the waiting queue, again on Spotify. It's on Apple Music, but does that count? How can Taylor Swift skip that waiting queue? I don't know. Yeah, and how come they drop albums now that it seems even the artist doesn't know

that they're dropping it? Oh shit, I put out a double album? I'm not going on any. I haven't been on Letterman, I haven't been on Leno. I haven't been on Greg Ferguson. Guy Rock did, yeah. Should we get to know us? Yes.

Get to know us. Casey. Yeah. It's been, I would say about a calendar year. Yeah. Since you were last, it was, we were still doing a podcast. I think three years. Yeah, I think it was about a calendar year or three.

Three calendar years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, but like in the, okay. Because we use a different calendar here. We're Gregorian. Yeah, we're Gregorian. And that's why we like to ask our first question. Like this.

Oh, Dona Santa. That was pretty good. Yeah. I mean mean not. There was a brief time in the mid 90s where there was an album that came out that was Gregorian chants. Yeah. Oh yeah. And like was on the Billboard charts.

Sure. What do you think those guys are doing now? Do you think they broke up as a band? And there was also Enigma hats, that sort of Gregorian like sexy Gregorian chant vibe. Yeah. And Spoken Word was bigger like sexy Gregorian chant vibe. Yeah. Spoken Word was bigger in the 90s as well. Yeah.

Is that Wear a Sunscreen song? That was 90s. That was my Gregorian monk jam. That's how I found peace. Yeah, we, at my graduation, we played the Gregorian monk song. Yeah, that was it. We all did a fun dance.

Yeah, it was so sad. It was like, it really made us think about, you know, the future and certainly the past. Whenever the Gregorians were from. Are they contemporary monks, the Gregorians? I don't know. Maybe they were the last of their kind. Name five monks. Friar Tuck. Monk from the television Monk. Very good. Chip Monk from the television Monk. Yeah. Very good. Chip Monk.

Chip Monk. Thelonious. Thelonious Monk. Yeah. And the greatest of them all. The Monkeys. The Monkeys. Yeah.

Yeah, Baron von Monkhausen. Yeah. So there, an extra one. A bonus one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Easy. Did you? Oh, the Buddhist Monk.

We forgot about the Buddhist Monk. I forgot. What's his face with the Buddha? Oh, the guy with the beard. Oh, the guy with the beard. Oh, the guy with the beard. Oh, the guy with the beard. Oh, the guy with the beard. Easy did you Buddhist monks we forgot about What's his face with the Buddha Oh The guy with the transitions lenses The guy that's in pretty woman He's cuz he's a Buddhist guy. I am so lost. I lost too. I love him.

I think of the Dolly Lava. Oh, the Dolly Lava. I was thinking of- Was he a pretty woman? Yeah. He's the one that kicks her out of that fancy store. Richard Gere. Richard Gere.

But he's not a monk. Oh, that guy has not taken a vow of chastity. No, yeah, that's right. He couldn't. They wouldn't let him. You know the monkeys grew up with? I'm aware. Yeah, I'm aware of them.

Did you, what was the oldest show you watched growing up? We had Nick at Night, so a lot of those came through. So, Fact of the Life. You lived in America? Yeah. America. I'm American. American.

The Monkees was an old one I watched, I watched Get Smart. You ever watched Get Smart? Yep, yep. And then they made that into a movie with Steve Carell. Yeah. Yeah. And Anne Hathaway. Yeah. I didn't see it. Me neither, and I won't.

I refuse. I saw it, but in my head when you said they made that into a movie, I immediately pictured Matthew Broderick as Inspector Gadget. Oh, right. Yeah. And later French Stewart. Was that a movie? Did that happen?

Yeah, yeah, that happened. Oh, wow. With R And later French Shure. Was that a movie? Did that happen? Yeah, yeah, that happened with Rupert Everett as Dr. Claw. Damn. Yeah, there was a toy that you could get, maybe from Burger King, where you got a piece of Inspector Gadget at a time and they had to assemble it. Yes, I remember that. Yeah. Yeah, wow.

Yeah, I know. All these useless memories. I know, and the important things that I forget constantly. Correct, yes. But, I know. All these useless memories. I know and the important things that I forget constantly. Yeah. Yes. But, you know, wake up sleepy Jean and all the lyrics to that. Cheer up sleepy Jean. Thank you.

What did I say? Shout out sleepy Jean. Yeah. We've discussed before you, you're what city you grew up in? Outside Cincinnati. Cincinnati. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I think we talked about Greater's ice, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think we talked about Grater's ice cream before, but I am repping. Your local ice cream. Yeah, institution. What is French Pot? Yeah, what's French Pot ice cream? I know it's handcrafted and irresistible.

Yeah, and you also know it was since an year, 1870. It's what they're known for, so it's a small batch process, and I can't tell you really much more than that, but I think it's only like 30 gallons per batch. It's a small batch process and I can't tell you really much more than that, but I think it's only like 30 gallons per batch Okay, see what is it? This is low this is honey baked And is it like is there just a long lineup because it takes so long

Yeah, I'm lining up now before I go home But the fun part about it too is instead of chocolate chips They just pour in straight chocolate so it breaks apart into these giant massive bars that just like melt in your mouth. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. It's like, is it? Instead of chocolate chips, what are chocolate chips usually involved?

Well, mint and mint chocolate chips? As a topping or as a component? As a component. Oh, okay. I shouldn't, I don't know my ice cream lingo. I guess you're learning I guess I can't picture what you're saying about yeah, so instead of you know, how Chocolate chips are small and consistent in their size. Yeah, these are random. These are chaos Did you buy a giant piece? You can get like a bar of chocolate just sitting there like an iceberg nice

Oh, wow, that sounds good. It's really good. Is it the best ice cream you've ever had? It's up there. Yeah. Well, who else is a contender? I don't know. It's my childhood. Yeah. Stop.

It's hard to beat ice cream. It's all good. Yeah, it's all good. Yeah. But there's definitely nostalgic ice cream where you go in some tiny town has like the old-school Yeah flavors. I think beats that yeah Yeah, and that like is a real trip because they've got little cones like when you remember like edible

But not taste like anything cones. Yeah, there are childhood spot was called Gilligan's Island in upstate, New York Mmm, and they're still thriving They have like a really great Instagram and I keep hounding them to the point where I think they might block me soon. I'm like, will you sell me any merch? Like, will you send me anything? I just wanna. Yeah, we can send you an apron that's pretty healthy though.

It doesn't have any. Yeah, the good thing about like I grew up here and the problem with that is if any like a restaurant merch I wear, people are like, yeah, I know. I know that restaurant. It's here. But if you move somewhere, you can buy merch from your old-

Yeah, from your old neighborhood. Yeah, so you should have Spelumbo sandwiches. Got a Spelumbo chicken on the way. Henninger Toyota. Yeah, I was in a smaller town and there was an ice cream store and it was for sale and I was like, hmm, should I just move here and open an ice cream store? Well, no, keep open. Yeah. Just don't close. We have our clothes. 24 hour ice cream place. Oh man. Christmas day. Oh, we don't have anything for the pie. Don't worry, I know cream place. Oh man. Christmas day.

Oh, we don't have anything for the pie. Don't worry, I know a place. It's on my t-shirt. I'm repping it. So you're, you, so okay. Yeah. Cincinnati, Upstate New York. Yeah. Who has the better spaghetti with chili?

That's a paradox. Oh my God, I'm having deja vu. We did go over this. I'm sure we did. That's the only thing I know about Cincinnati. Yeah, that's the only thing anyone knows. I'm not pro the chili, the meat water situation. Meat water.

Yeah, that's how it tastes to me. When did you come to Canada? Yeah, right. Eight and a half years ago. Eight and a half years ago. Eight and a half years? Yes. And is it, are you a citizen amongst us? I am, I'm dual.

Yeah, my dad is Canadian. Oh, so you already had it. Well, I had to prove it. There was a little quiz on the government website and my response at the end of filling out the form was you are most likely Canadian. Oh, okay. It wasn't like a trivia quiz.

No, no, no. No one's asked me anything to be here. You know, in the States, you usually have to pass the test. I know nothing about Canada. Past guest, Mark Chavis just became a citizen of Canada. And I wonder if he had to take a test. Probably if he wasn't, yeah, if he didn't claim to. He married into it, married up really into Canada.

Woo-wee. Oh, sure. Literally North, yeah. And- Yeah, literally North, literally up. Yeah, I've never, I have an Irish citizenship, but I didn't have to answer question one. Yeah, you had a big one here. Are you sure they didn't ask you where the pot of gold was?

They did ask me, well, now that I'm thinking back, they also said, what's the secret to a great pouring of a Guinness? Yeah. I was like, oh yeah, you gotta just let it pump it, and then just let it flow, you know? Mm-hmm. And they said, no, that's not right at all.

And then they were like, train spotting. Is that Irish? Colmeany, do you like him? Did you ever live there or wanted to move there? I didn't ever live there. I went for a couple summers. My uncle owned a printing factory. So I didn't know that.

Yeah, that's why I went. I went and worked in his printing factory. Real, real pre-mode nepotism. And that big ink game? Yeah, the big ink game. Posters or? Yeah, or like anti-royalty. Merch.

He did a lot of work with the sex pistols. Well, like whatever, anti-royalty. Damn, what's the pamphlets? And distributing them from a helicopter? I would print a lot of books that were like the manual to this thing. Everything about this body of water. But we're afraid to ask. Sneaking in the library to see some cool shots of the ocean.

Yeah, so you produced those type of things and I worked as a janitor in that factory in Ireland and, uh, in Northern Ireland and Northern. Yes. And the, the troubles had subsided, but while I was there, they flared up again. Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, there was, yeah, there was bombings and they were stealing, getting people to get out of their car and they would drive the car up to a bear,

light it on fire. So there would be, there was a barrier around Belfast. Getting people to get out of your car. Excuse me. Do you mind getting in your car so I can set it on fire? Do a little terrorism. Wow. Yeah. Okay, so fond memories or?

Yeah, no, I was luckily not anywhere near it, but yeah, big, it's I was luckily not anywhere near it But yeah big big big fires everywhere people with machine guns and such so cool. Yeah, how old were you like 20? Like that voice Did you start learning ballet? Great. Yeah, I was in I was staying in a little coal mining town. Also, my four friends and I, we started a strip dance. When you were learning ballet, it was because it was with the Joker after the Batmobile lost its wheel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the variant on the jingle bells that you had? Yes, yeah. Well, there's Joker got away, Joker took ballet. Yeah. Yes, that's my brain. Yeah, forever. My brain recognizes that as, yeah, I think.

Yeah, brain recognize brain. Yeah. Yeah. What else about Ireland is going on? So you were 16, so this is 1996. You were watching the Atlanta Olympics from where we were glued to the Atlantic Olympics. You were like, I don is 1996. You were watching the Atlanta Olympics from where we were like glued to the Atlantic Olympic.

We were like, I don't trust that Richard Jewell guy. Yeah, and then all of a sudden there's an explosion there. And I'm like, what the hell, man? This is a heaven and all other places, just the two places, but yeah, that, I remember that big story, cause he was actually a hero, but people were like, I think he might've said it there.

Is he the bomber? No, no, he was the guy who found it. Yeah, he found the bomber. Oh, and they made a movie about him. Yeah. Yes. And they, yeah, boy, new Olympics coming up this year. Really excited.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You were talking last week briefly about it. What's your, you do watch the Olympics when they're on? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I guess. What's your go-to? Like, what do you like watching?

You never pay attention to the rest of the year, but during the Olympics, you're on? Yeah, I do. Yeah, I guess. What's your go-to? Like, what do you like watching that you never pay attention to the rest of the year, but during the Olympics, you're like, this is my sport. Yeah, for sure. Swimming, I guess. Yeah. I think because back in the day when I was at the YMCA, a coach told my mom, hey, your kid has broad shoulders.

She should really take up the sport. And I feel it's like a sliding doors moment in my life that I never. You could have gone. Yeah. No, not at all, but I could have had more information about it. No, I guess swimming. I thought we had had more information about it. Cause you know.

Also, I don't think like to any teenager having somebody point out an attribute. Yeah. No, I was six I was a child like whoa We're looking at your daughter, excuse me broad shoulders broad shoulders. That's it. Yeah Do you still have broad shoulders? I Can't tell I can wear tell. I can wear jackets. I don't know when- They don't just slide off. I'm not good at like, I know you're tall.

Yeah. But I'm not good at like, when people are like, oh yeah, if you have a round face, you need square glasses. I was like, I don't know, man. Your shape, shape blind. Yeah, broadness of things. Okay.

With. With girth. Terrible with girth. Yeah, all right. Did you play any sports as a youth? They made me play basketball. They made you play basketball. Did you hate it?

I was too sensitive for it. I kept sharing my feelings with the teammates. They did not want that. They did not want that. And then I got benched because I started theater and I was in a show and had one line and I missed one game for it. So then they punished me. They punished me for the rest of the season.

Little did they know that was heaven to you. Yeah. Give me that bench. I think I gave you the story before too. I don't know. I only have a few. That's fine. Things about me, Cincinnati, tall.

Basketball. Depressive. What theater? What play? It was Twelfth Night. Shakespeare. Okay, now. Basketball. Depressive. What theater, what play? It was Twelfth Night. Shakespeare. Okay, now. The Bard.

The Bard, thank you for the words. Yes. If you could. Yeah. Can we hear that line? And I mean, delivered as if it's we're in the theater, everybody's in the audience, that guy who thought you had broad shoulders,

he's waving his program. And I'm looking at you like this. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about her. She doesn't seem to know her line. I'll paraphrase. Hey, King, there's a message for you. It's really important. Now do it Shakespeare style.

How doth you be? I don't know. This is so embarrassing. Is it? Anything we feel? Yeah, I don't, this is so embarrassing. Is it? Yeah. Anything we feel. Yeah. I remember, I remember my one line. You're like a literary gang going around,

and you over there with the broad shoulders. Reset the verse. Do it like perfectly. Yeah. I remember my one line from a Shakespeare play. Mm-hmm. Something, the guy goes, something is amiss, and I say, you are sir, and you do not know it.

That was my one play. That's an easy one. I's- I don't know. Shakespeare, the greatest hits. To remember? Shakespeare, the greatest hits. It was a review. There's a good one. I played Helena though, the tall girl in whatever,

in Midsommar's, oh God. No, it's okay, you can do it. You've broken my brain. But she- She's sensitive for podcasts. Yeah, I really am. But she has low self-esteem, so typecasting. But she says, I'm as ugly as a bear.

Oh. Yeah. That sucks. That sucks. Shouldn't they make a kid say that? Shakespeare, yeah. You should cast either a bear or an adult. You shouldn't be playing that on a kid. That's rude.

You know who else had low self-esteem? The offspring. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Really? Really? That's the only line I remember. Are you familiar with the works of the offspring? I am, but I don't remember.

Was there a lyric about low self-esteem? Yeah, that whole song's about it. Low self-esteem. Okay, cool, cool, cool. Here's the bass line. I'll listen to it tonight on Loop. Ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop. Nice.

Ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop. Oh yeah, that's it. When you, like, do you wanna be an actor after this or were you just like, do you wanna be an actor? Yeah, I went to NYU. He's really on a streak here. I'm sorry.

You went to, yeah, for acting. Really? Yeah. We've probably talked about this before. It's funny, I'm gonna streak here. Sorry. You went to- Yeah, for acting. Really? Yeah. We've probably talked about this before. It's funny cause like, I'm interviewing for jobs right now cause I'm unemployed. Sure. So they're asking the most foul questions all the time.

Like, who are you and what do you wanna do with your life? And I'm just like, I just wanna work. Yeah. And I went through this recently. He's like, so you went to school for acting. Oh, at NYU. So why did you wanna go? Like, because I wanted to get into business.

Like, I felt like what? I wanted to take the most roundabout way to get to this company that I work on now. And then the follow-up question's like, what did you wanna do with that? Like, what do you think? Act. Act.

Act, my dear boy. Yeah. What, like, are you, this is the situation I hate most about job interviews, is where they'll meet you in a coffee shop. Ooh. Oh, you don't like that? No. I like witnesses. I like that thing, yeah. No, I wanna be in a room with a table

and maybe two people. In 10. I like, one-on-one. I like going to a restaurant, like a fast food place, and they're interviewing the person at one of the tables. Yeah. I'm always rooting for them. Yeah, that's nice. You should go over, give them a high five.

Oh, this guy is great. This guy held the door for me. Nice. Mind you, I'm a robber. So, but he didn't know that. Yeah, he didn't know that, but give me all your hamburgers. Yeah, give me all your sauce packets.

Have you been doing them in coffee shops, these interviews? No, no, they've been online mainly. Oh, online? Oh, that sucks. Yeah, I got one job though off of phone call, so that was- A phone call? Yeah.

Never done a job interview on a phone. Yeah, it was bizarre. I was laying in bed. I got a job. They're like, we can hear that you're laying down. Yeah, you sit bizarre. I was laying in bed. I got a job. You're like, we can hear that you're laying down. Yeah, you sit up at least. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Is it a broad group of jobs that you're gonna do? Yeah, about your broad shoulders. I think they'd be really good for our printing business. Yeah. Modeling capes. Yeah. Holding up the planet.

Going shrug. Yeah. Holding up the planet. Going shrug. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The only unifying principle for my job search is I'm just going through Craigslist, anything on Craigslist.

Yes. Yeah. I don't trust LinkedIn. I'm not fancy enough for LinkedIn. No one's gonna pay me any attention there. Does anybody do anything on LinkedIn? Yeah, people are posting like blog posts on there. Yeah, people, yeah, it's very hot now. It's very like for singles. Yeah, people are posting like blog posts on there. Yeah, it's very hot now.

It's very like for singles. Oh, really? Oh, here's a fun thing from my time in acting school. My dad then got- Where'd you go to acting school? NYU. Why'd you go there? What were you planning on doing?

Jesus, okay. So, but after my show there, my dad goes on my LinkedIn page and he writes a review of my performance on LinkedIn. And it's like the sweetest thing, because he does not understand how like the creative world works at all. Like one time I was saying goodbye to him after a visit and he just hugged me and he looked at me and he went,

save your money. LAUGHS Ouch. LAUGHS What money? Yeah. LAUGHS I get occasionally like, someone will add me on LinkedIn and I, I, you know, log in every six months and they'll give you like, Dave is good at, and then they'll like give you a skill. Yeah. And I just think that would be fun if your dad was like, Dave is good at, and then they'll like give you a skill. Yeah.

And I just think that would be fun if your dad was like, she's good at monologues. He would if he could. What are they verifying for you? Podcasting? I guess so. Yeah, just like writing audio stuff. This is a bot or somebody that's seen?

No, it's like, well, you can like give your fellow LinkedIn buddies like props. Oh, fun. Yeah, I always thought that it was a thing like what Facebook was originally where you had to have an invite to get on. Oh, yeah. No. And then I saw one guy I knew that was on.

I was like, well, they'll let him on. Yeah, no, the most boring people you know are on LinkedIn. Yeah. Including myself. So the way people- And my dad. I started learning about the new way of applying for jobs like a year ago using AI. What's the new way?

What? You basically, you copy the job description and into the AI and say, hey, write- Oh, a cover letter. Or like, here's my resume, update it for this job. Right. I don't know. I just got my first rejection letter that was AI written.

Oh. I was like, this feels way too familiar. Or just like too much attention. Cause it was for a part-time bartending job. And I got like a five paragraph email back saying how valuable I was. Yeah, furthermore. Yeah.

I still just use AI to make life-like Popeye pictures. Doing what? Oh, you should do all kinds of things. What do you think? The nasty, knockin' boots? In all different combinations, him and Bluto, him and olive oil, olive oil and Bluto, wimpy, wimpy watches. Wait, that's really specific. Does that mean you do that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's specific, it's true. Yeah. There's that one... I don't think they can do porno. Purnu. Purnu AI? Well, they probably can, but I mean, they can't.

I'm sure they're like, we're not doing this for you, sir. I think you have to pay extra. Probably pay extra, yeah. And they can't even get fingers right, so what are they gonna do? Yeah, some people like that, though. The weird fingers? Yeah.

Yeah, oh, shit. I'm not here to king shame, you know? Jesus, okay? Your eyes widen so much. Maybe there's like that, I don't say it's like a genre, but it's that version of AI where it's like, what if the characters from Seinfeld were blank, hipsters or Vikings or whatever.

Yeah. Ha! I would like the Viking one. And then, but is that just somebody feeding prompts and then they just pick the stuff up? I hate that. I hate it too. Oh, I hate it so much.

The worst is when it's like, we asked AI to make a typical British Columbian, Albertan, Saskatchewan. Oh. Yeah, you haven't seen these? No, I didn't. I'll send you a bunch. AI was trolling us already. And it's like, I don't know why I'm on Facebook at all.

I shouldn't be. But a thing that they continually show me is previews for a movie that doesn't exist. So it's like, this is a fake trailer for the next Batman movie. And it's kind of, you get a couple of seconds and you're like, this is fake. But I always click because I don't know, maybe it's kind of, you get a couple of seconds in, you're like, this is fake, but I always click, because I don't know, maybe there's gonna be a cool trailer in there. There was one for Popeye starring Conor McGregor.

And it was a really funny. And he was in, I watched the like new Roadhouse movie and he's in it and he is incomprehensible. Do you know who he is? Which one? The Irish guy? Yeah. Yeah, I do.

It's just like everything seems like an AI movie now though. Like the fact you said the new Roadhouse. I was like, that's not, why? Have you not seen it with Jake Gyllenhaal? No, wait, is it Jake Gyllenhaal? Yeah. Jesus Christ, no. But it is.

It's less of an AI and more of like a Madlib. Yeah. Yeah, everything's a Madlib now, yeah. Yeah, and he, like the mad lib. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's a mad lib now. Yeah. Yeah. And he is like the biggest star of it is Abs. He's like, yeah, every time he's got a shirt off. Yeah. That's the focus of the camera. Great. And Conor McGregor plays a bad guy in it. But it's like the director's like, don't do an Irish accent. And him going like, no problem. His head being like, I don't know what accent I'm doing. I haven't done an Irish act in my whole life.

So you can't understand anything he's saying. And also I think he had a very weak grip on what the character was that he was playing. Yeah, he was supposed to be an enforcer, but he's not a big man. He's a muscley man, but he doesn't look impressive next to a Jake Gyllenhaal, is what I'm saying.

Yeah, Jake Gyllenhaal, who we all think of as a giant man. Yeah. A hulking. There was an entire podcast dedicated to finding out how tall. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah.

Did they ever land on? Well, they did. They got him. Well, in the show they didn't, but eventually the host went on Conan and Jake Gyllenhaal was also on Conan and they measured him then and there. Is that right?

What do we get a five, 10? I think it was maybe five, nine. Whoa, okay. So, you know, Graham, huge. Yeah. Yeah, I've said this before. Five, nine used to be average height and it is skewed now, I'm in short king territory.

Are you five nine? I think so, yeah. Okay, yeah. I recently had to make Oladada stand back to back with me because he said he was six two. And I was like, no. No. No, sweetie, no.

Yeah. That's exactly right. How tall are you? Six one. Woo. Woo, yeah. And like. With broad shoulders.

How tall on heels? No, that's illegal. How tall on stilts? Ah, I'm a house. Okay. with broad shoulders. How tall on heels? No, that's illegal. How tall on stilts? I'm a house. The crazy part is my- A road house. Yeah, road house.

My apartment, the ceilings are 6'2". Oh, really? Just clear, yeah. This does feel familiar. Yeah, let's hit it all. Yeah, the greatest thing. This is the new road house of our podcast. What's happened in the last, let's say one to three years?

Yeah. No, I don't know. I did that album. Where did you do the album? Where did you record it? Motten. The Motten. So that's for people who don't know, it's a cool little venue, like down in the meatpacking district of Vancouver. And it's a cool, like it's like 40 people. Yeah, 50 cap. 50, nice little place.

50 cap, no cap? No cap, no cap to that cap. And, did you record one show? Riz. If I may say. Riz, yeah, Riz, Riz, Riz. Low key Riz. Yeah, just one, cause I didn't plan it well at all.

It was on my birthday and I asked them, can I do a birthday show? And they're like, yeah, do you want to record it? I was like, sure. So that's how this all went down. And then you edit it? Did somebody else edit it? I don't know.

I don't know. These things I do not know. I did, what did I do? I don't know, I paid someone at some point a lot of money to mix it nice and yeah, but I still have to release the visual the visual

No, the what is it called video? It's the other half of the audio audio The visual. It's the other half of the audio. Audio, visual, yes. I just don't want people to comment about my outfit. So I've been waiting. Oh yeah, what are you wearing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are you wearing? You can't ask her what she's wearing. What are you wearing? You can't ask someone on a job interview in bed what they're wearing. You can only ask how broad my shoulders are. Oh, I don't. In centimeters, please.

Not in inches, this is a Canadian company. I've been wearing something that I'm trying to sell now, if that tells you anything. Oh, sure. Something you're trying to sell on your Craigslist, Facebook. Facebook Marketplace. Facebook Marketplace, absolutely.

Do you guys fuck with Facebook Marketplace? I love it. Do you? I love it. The hugest fan of the world of it is past guest, Alicia Tobin. Oh yeah? He's constantly sending me crazy finds and you know,

it's always like, I feel like Delta is a real hotspot. Oh, okay. The weird. The suburb. Yeah. Not the airline. Or the actor. Delta Burke.

Delta Burke. The actor, Delta. Delta Burke. But it is, it's a lot of things that you're like, I can understand that it exists, but I never thought in a million years would exist. Absolutely. Like what?

Like, you know, like a Garfield ice cream maker. And you're like, I don't know, sure. This is an AI, did AI make this? Did someone give this a prompt? But it's amazing what they, like there's no thing too insignificant to try and sell on Facebook marketplace. Yeah.

And you F with it? Oh yeah, so hard. What do you, you buy and you're selling? Both baby, both ways. What are you buying? What's coming in, what's going out? G-Wiz guys. Uh-huh.

I gotta look at my history. Oh, I recently got a microphone. That's probably pretty bad. Okay, okay. It says professional karaoke mic. Sure, yeah. Does it have someone's really long hair stuck to it? Yeah, that's how I like it.

Beardy. Are you hosting a show that would require you having a microphone? I wanted to do some whole woman on the street videos. So I wanted something to push in people's faces. Yeah, about time women did it for themselves. On the street. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you ever like, when you're selling something, is there, do you meet, no. Where do you meet to get this stuff? I've given up and I've just given my address now. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I should say that. You know what? Mm-hmm? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I shouldn't say that.

You know what? Give our listeners your address. I just remembered I was on a podcast. I was like, wow, okay. I am accessible. Yeah, I feel like a lot of outside of a store, a Starbucks or something, and often maybe the partner of the person who is selling it.

I feel like there's a lot of boyfriends and husbands. A bait and switch? Well, I mean, if they are being baited by the woman then. I mean, is it switch? They're still, I don't know. I have no idea. Just people bringing a partner with them. Yeah, like not beating.

But like they all come to your place. Ish, yeah, yeah. But you pretend your partner's, hey, settle down in there, I gotta deal with this guy at the door. Sorry, sir, what was this about? Yes, I just ordered three family size pizza hut pizzas for my family over here in the corner.

I just play a dog barking really loudly. Anyway, you better get out of here. Hey, what's this ring on? Oh, this is from my grenade. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. But like, what's the, what have you offloaded? What are you selling out there? So many little things. So many things.

We did, we did. See, I'm just so specific with my Popeye stuff. You can't name a thing from your life. No, I really, under any pressure, all my information just leaps my body. What are they, are you selling, you're selling shirts, you're selling like little odds and ends? What are you looking for? Yeah, I mean, if you got something that hugs to the right curves, then I might be interested.

I'll sell some hugs. Oh, yeah, yeah, just random hugs for sale. That's pretty nice. No, but no, I did the Fringe Festival in the fall, and then I sold most of our props afterwards. Oh, okay. Had a tarp. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's a whiteboard.

What kind of freak would come for a whiteboard? Lots of people. Yeah? Yeah. There's a whiteboard. Kind of freak would come for a whiteboard. Lots of people. Yeah. Yeah. Like home educators. Home educators. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a pretty safe transaction. Having a mom come over and buy a whiteboard. Yeah. Minivan safe. Yeah. Minivan. And it was free. So that was easier. Oh, you're just. That one is. Yeah. That one just had to go.

Have you ever been on Craigslist free? No. Oh, man. You get in there? Well, I'll check it because it's the stuff is I mean, some of the stuff is like something that somebody would use like a pile of dirt. Hmm. Be like, yeah, if you had a garden or something that you could use it.

But it's just like how it's pictured on a tarp in an alley. Okay, well, yeah, sure. It's a tarp for sale too. And it's just often a lot of the things are like, you gotta bring a friend. Yeah. Yeah, there's always a- Or like, don't, this is sold as a unit.

You have to take everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And- Even if it's free. But like the- Trampolines are often, they're trying to offload trampolines on the free section, but not ones I assume that work.

I figure like, you know, they'll sell things too, where they're like, a trampoline that doesn't work is a bed. You know, like sometimes they sell a piece of junk, but they're like, you could use it for parts. And it's like, scrap metal. Yeah, I got some springs that might fit onto your current trampoline. Yeah, or melt it down.

We have, you probably walked past it. We had a loft bed upstairs. Oh yeah. The children went through and like one year one wanted it, the other year the other one wanted it. They went back and forth for a few years and have since decided neither wants it. Oh, so it's out.

It's out. We have arranged the next people who want to have it, but they don't want it for a few weeks. Oh no. Okay. So we're holding on to all the parts and I have, like I took pictures of myself disassembling it so we could put it back together quickly. Smart.

But before I like decided to give it away, give it away. Give it away. Give it away when? I went. Give it away. Give it away. When? I went on Craigslist and Facebook marketplace just to see like, what are these going for? Cause it was, you know, like 700 bucks.

Right. Five years ago. And they're going for like $90. And there's so many of them. No one wants them. So. Yeah. There's, there's,

it's an Ikea lamp that was very popular in the early aughts that looks, it kind of looks like a cigarette. Like it's got a pole and then it's got like paper wrap around it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like a doobie. Yeah, like a doobie. Yeah. And it's got like a little like nice glow to it. Those are everywhere.

You want one of those? Craigslist. Yeah. Lousy with themobie. Yeah, and it's got like a little like nice glow to it. Those are everywhere. You want one of those? Craigslist, yeah, lousy with them. Damn. Yeah, so if you're into a lamp, you don't have whiteboard to sell, do you? Cause I know. Yeah, I go on a trading website.

Yeah, what do you? I trade whiteboards. Oh, nice. I'm a day trader. So yeah. What do you trade? You know, a sprinkler for, I'm good like that guy that traded up the paperclip

to a house. Oh yeah. Remember that guy? Yeah, I remember that guy. I wonder if he could have gone further and traded up a house to a country or something like that. Just kept going. But I guess that was his cap, is he wanted a house?

No cap. Yeah. What? Thank you. I was explaining to, I was trying to explain the stock market to my children. No, don't do that. Cause I was like, cause they were wondering, it's tax season.

They were watching Wolf of Wall Street. They're like, okay, I get this. I mean, I understood the big short, but what's the... The, it's tax time and we were explaining what taxes are and how they're theft. Yeah. And I was like, oh yeah, I just did my taxes. I'm doing your mom's taxes.

And... Yeah, hell yeah. I'm doing your mom's taxes. I'm like... What's going on in there? I don't know a lot about taxes, but it's pretty easy because we just make this amount of money. Other people need other people to do their taxes. That's what I was trying to explain.

Because they have like, you know, they own property. They have capital gains. And they, you know, use the stock market and they're like, what's the stock market? And I was like, baby, let me tell you. What did you tell them? I was like, okay.

Well, cause Margot just started learning about fractions. And I was like, okay. Well, cause Margot just started learning about fractions. Oh, okay. So let's say that Apple. The pipeline from fractions to Wall Street. Well, you can buy a percentage of the thing. One millionth of Apple. Yeah. And that's worth $10. These are made up numbers.

Sure, sure. But then if Apple gets, you know. Swells. Gets good at selling phones, then maybe that $10 piece is worth 15 and you can sell it, right. I. I hate the world. I remember being in like grade seven or eight

and them introducing, like we had a class, did you have a class that was like a life skills class? No, I went to school in America. They don't have like a, what was ours was called, Calm. Ours was Cap. We did a stock market unit though in fourth grade. Really? Yeah, they had us play the fake stocks.

Oh, fun. Is that how you say it? That's what they did in this class. But I remember the guy teaching it. I was like, I don't understand how it works. And he's like, well, you pick a thing and you'll hope that it goes up. And I was like, isn't this gambling? Isn't that what gambling is like?

No, it's basically a fancy form of gambling. Insurance is gambling too. You're like, well, I, you know, I have a feeling that my house won't burn down. So I'm not going to insure it or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We combined our sex ed with that stock market class. Yeah, so we- So now you're horny when you look at Wall Street.

Well, they would give us, they had like, we had to take care of a bag of flour. It would go up and down in value based on, you know, factors. Yeah, it's still to this day, I don't really understand much about the stock market. I mean, I know under that fundamental, but when it's like dividends and mutual funds and bundles and all this kind of stuff, I'm like, I don't know. When I see a commercial for like people my age doing stock market stuff,

we saved so much on fees. Oh, on fees, yeah. This could have been hundreds of thousands of dollars over the next 20 years. Oh, good for you, man. Yeah. My wife and I, we both invested in a company that makes, made like good, really tasty, like veggie, like sausage

and that kind of thing, like veggie products. And man, oh man, did that go down in flames. Oh yeah? Oh boy, oh boy. It, like every bit of news that we got, because we were on their like email list or whatever, and they're like, okay, some news. We're not building that facility anymore.

They had a facility already built and then they had to walk away from it. It was down by- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that it was that and then like- Was it Mountain Equipment Co-op or was it down by like- No, you're right.

It's down basically by the mountain there, down the industrial sector there. By the Beaumont? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And it, they did that and then they were like, at one point they were in receivership and I'm like, I don't know what that is. But that's receiving stuff. I was like, that doesn't sound good. Turns out it wasn't. And- Are you still in it though?

No, the company folded. Oh. It doesn't exist anymore. Did you lose a lot? Yeah, I lost everything. Oh shit. No, we didn't put in a ton, but everything we put in. That was our stock market experiment.

We haven't put anything in since. All I know is you've got to diversify your portfolio. So you should have bought some meat, big meat. I should have got some meat in there. Some weapons manufacturing. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Oscar Mayer's dogs. Some pork futures.

Oh yeah, yeah. Pig iron. What are those called? I just said the things I know. I know, but they're like. Commodities? Commodities, yes. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like sugar. Sugar. Gold.

That's maybe more famous. Commodities, yes. Oh, good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like sugar. Sugar. Gold. Goss gold. This may be more famous. Oh, I was trying to explain to a kid what gold, like why gold was- Why is gold more famous than sugar? They're both pretty like main character. I mean, just in terms of like when they show you the money numbers,

they'll tell you the prices. They don't say what the price of sugar is. Those are too triggering for me. I don't look at money numbers. Yeah, me neither. I refuse. And that's why I got bilked out of money by this. What are they called?

The good butcher. My dad should have hugged you and said, save your money. Should have hugged you? Yeah, give me a hug over here. Okay, you slurred it. I slurred. I mean, if we rolled the tape back. Okay, you slurred it. Thought you maybe. I slurred. What are you, you're freaking out. I mean, if we roll the tape back.

No, I believe you. I have poor control. It maybe said, my dad should have hugged you. Should have fucked you. It was. Oh no. I do have poor motor skills with my mouth. That's fine.

That's on my titting profile. Ha ha ha ha. Fellas. I slur and you can easily find out where I live. I'm very accessible. You go on a dating app. What should we mean? My house is, here's my address.

Are there a lot of men on the dating app? Yes. Yeah, are there really? There's a lot of dudes on it? Probably more proportionately to them. Probably, yeah. And like, how many of them are mentioning height and how many are not? It's everyone's thing.

It's everyone's thing. Yeah. Yeah, I actually had to make like a huge disclaimer on my profile. I'm like, please don't tell me how tall I am because I know, but that's usually everyone's first. Are you really six one? Are you okay that I'm not?

Yeah, are you okay if they're not? Not anymore. I was for a while, but I was lying. Now it's been so long, I'll wait. Yeah, you want an equal or taller? Six more tree. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Someone to make me feel small.

But what about emotionally? That's an inside job. Oh, okay. Make me feel small. I like it. Yeah. Thanks. Dave, what's going on with you?

Yeah. Tax-wise. Yeah. That's not good. Yeah, me neither. They're due today, yeah? Yeah, ma'am. Okay. Noted. I'm still in with you, tax-wise. That's not good. Yeah, me neither.

They're due today, yeah? Yeah, ma'am. Okay, noted. Just sent the gov some money. I sent the gov some money too. I give up the good work, government. Government? I sent you too much money, you've wanted too much. Go after those fat cats.

Yeah, get after the fat cats. I'm at best a kind of chubby chicken. Go on. I'm sort of a chubby checker and twisting, twisting again. Twisting in the wind. What's going on with me? Well, last week, we all know I started my journey as a sourdough starter.

Yeah, yeah. Congrats. Thanks. It was 10 starter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks. Three times a father now. Yeah, that's true. Two children and a sourdough starter. We haven't named it yet. That's a good name for a sourdough starter.

Larry. Larry Sourdough. Larry Sourdough. Okay. You're like Larry, let us know online. Yeah. Yeah. I think we can probably do better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can we? Joe Sourdough. Yeah. Uh-huh. Sour, annoyed grunt. Sure. Yeah. Anyway, so it's unnamed.

The rest is still unwritten. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Staring the rest is still unwritten. All laugh Staring at the sourdough before you, open up the fricking jar, dude. The hills of sourdough, yeah. Yeah.

And so I bet as of last week, the dough was rising. I was making a sourdough. I was making my first loaf as we recorded last week. Why are you laughing? It's too much information. TMI, I was making a loaf last time? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

I'm sorry, do you not want to be funny? I'll take you very seriously. I actually, this is so serious. Cause it's dead now. My sourdough died in my arms. Did it? Just don't gloop. You miscarried sourdough?

I'm ruining my shirt for this. I failed that sex ed thing where you carry around the bag of flour. What happened? No, it's alive. Oh, phew. I was just, she's giving me grief for not being funny enough.

But I made a damn loaf. You know what? Pretty good. So is it like more sour than what you get in the store? Did we talk about this on the bonus episode? Maybe. I just don't know the difference. Did you make it the shape? More sour than what? Then like store bought. Maybe. I just don't know the difference. Yeah.

Did you make it the shape? More sour than what? Then like store bought. Like you're- Well you can buy sourdough in the store too. Yeah, you know, but maybe your inside brew is a little- No. No? Not different at all.

It's not more sour, but it's more sour than like your regular white bread. Is it in the shape of like a sourdough that you get in the store? Did you make a boule? Well, it was a boule. We have a, you're supposed to do it. The recipe I said to use a like a Dutch oven.

Okay, okay, okay everybody. Make your jokes. Make your jokes, guys. I can take it. I can take it. It's the thing that TV chefs hate the most having to introduce that. Oh, God. And it's the date today is six, nine. Oh, shit. Oh, we're making pork and I have to pork my wife. While doing her taxes. Just constantly looking over the shoulder doing the old

calculator with the visor. Anyway, so yeah, I made it in a Dutch oven, hearty, har har, and it was good. Did you... Congrats. Did you- Congrats. Have you ever watched like a video of somebody making the different designs on a loaf before they put it in the-

Oh man, it's very satisfying. Yeah. And it's also like- It gives me that ASMR tingle. Yeah, I like it. Did you- Do any designs or did you just let it form naturally? No, what it did, the recipe said, let it rise in your Dutch oven. Okay everybody. The kind of fart that you do and it's a kind of

bedtime fart for everyone and I get it. For everyone doesn't matter who you are doesn't matter your background everyone does. Yeah it doesn't matter how Dutch you are. And so I was like, oh, maybe I'll get a different Dutch. And so they, yeah, so it formed in there. The recipe said, and then right before you put it in the oven, slash across the top and score it. And then. Yeah, you scored. Nice. put it in the oven, slash across the top and score it. Yeah, you scored.

Nice. And then, so what I did is I forgot to do that. And then 10 minutes into baking, I was like, oh damn it. And I went and scored it. Reached my hand in with a knife. And like, how was it? It was fine, I cut it into many pieces. I don't know if I love sourdough, but you know what?

It stands up to toasting very well. Yeah, good toast. And I make bread every so often at home and I never finish a loaf. Like even the kids love when I make bread, we all like it, but day two, it's not, we don't want that bread anymore. Yeah, then you gotta have a sauce or a soup or something. Well, that's French toast,

because it's called pan-pare-du. It's like for your dead bread. French toast, dead bread, okay. Is that, what do you do to a French toast? You put a thing in an egg, it's an egg dip? What is the, I don't think I've ever made French toast. I've made it, but I haven't done the pan-pare-du method where it's all, it's like stale.

Yeah. Because if you do it with fresh bread, then it kind of, like it just ends up too moist and squishy. Right. Have you made this before? Yeah, you just soak it in egg and milk. Egg and milk and then just throw it on the-

Fry it up, yeah. Add some cinnamon. Sounds pretty easy. Vanilla. Always sounds easy and good, and I never like it. No? I, yeah. Do you like bread?

Love bread. Yeah. French toast is- But you don't know if you like sourdough. I don't know if I like fresh sourdough. Like a fresh loaf of white bread is so good. Yeah, it's pretty good. And about this fresh sourdough, I was like,

mm, I kinda, it was like, but the good thing about it was it was still good on day two and day three. Yeah. Nice. And I finished nice. I think of the syruped flat breakfast Options. Yeah, waffles waffle is number one. Yeah, I think waffles number one Followed very closely by pancakes and then french toast is a is in third bronze. Yeah

Do you have a waffle maker? No in bronze. Bronze. Yeah. Do you have a waffle maker? No, but my, growing up, we bought one from a garage sale for $3, we used it all the time, and it had, it flipped around. So you took the plates out. You could make grilled cheese. Oh, like the tall ones. Yeah.

Oh, wait, what? No, like a waffle one side. Yeah. Then you took the plates out that made the waffle part, and then it was flat and you could make cheese on it. Yeah, it was pretty, pretty good. I think my parents probably still have it. But I, so I-

What do you like, waffle? Of the three? Of the three, yeah. Waffle, pancake, french toast. And you? But I've never had the greatest, I've only ever made french toast because at a restaurant I'm like,

what if I don't like French toast? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, waffle, French toast, pancake. So pancake is not, that's nobody's number one. No, and I, yeah. It makes me feel insane now too, just the blood sugar rush. Yeah, it's bizarre, it's a bizarre,

like it's bizarre that it's a treat, because it's so simple. Right, yeah. And Larry David on his episode of comedians and cars getting coffee, he had, he tried a pancake for the first time. Yeah. And he just took a bite and he went,

people live like this? Yeah. Yeah. It is like, it's not a thing, like you could, I think, eat a bite of waffle without it being doused in syrup, but I don't think you could do the same thing with a bag. Yeah, I'll do waffle.

I use waffle. God, I feel like we just talked about this. We did, the savory waffle. Yeah, I'm a savory waffle. So I made the sourdough and the recipe, there were two websites that I used to make the starter, and I couldn't remember which one was better, but they all had so many sourdough recipes on them.

And I was like, oh, well, I got this starter. I can just be, I'll be making sourdough everything. And they had like garlic bread and garlic knots and like ketchup garlic. Okay, yeah. No, they had like pretzels and all kinds of bread things. And then one of the things they had was waffles. Nice.

Sourdough waffles. And I was like, okay, let's try this. Bad? So bad. Oh no. Not a proper application of the sourdough technology. It's yeah, like you're making a big leap because either you're gonna hate it

or it's gonna be your new favorite thing. Oh yeah, and then I've got to really work on my sourdough starter. I gotta double it. Double it, triple it. Is it still in the, where does it live? In the fridge? In a dark spot?

It lives in the fridge. Okay, nice. Oh, that Larry. Do you start the starter? Yeah, I start the starter. It's not like kombucha, because kombucha you have to be like on some underground network and get.

No, it's not. A mother from someone. You can get a mother on Craigslist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. Yeah, you can get a lot of mothers. Yeah, mothers running around. For free. Kombucha?

Kombucha. Yeah. What do they cost? I'm sure free. Yeah, free. I'm sure you just have to do like a yoga pose to receive it. Yeah, somebody giving it up sure you just have to do like a yoga pose to receive it. Somebody giving it up for adoption.

I realized I would have pursued my career. I was gonna miss it. Don't tell it not to come looking for me when it's 18. When it's 18. I will be dead. Yeah, no, I made it myself. Started it from scratch. There were some hairy moments there. Didn't think I was gonna be dead. Yeah, no, I made it myself, started it from scratch. There were some hairy moments there,

didn't think I was gonna make it. Oh, well. You're just fermenting it, right? Like the flour? Amen. Yeah, cool. Do you make, have you made? No, but have you been to Bataard Bakery on Fraser?

No. They have really good sourdough. Yeah? Yeah. To the point, like that's the thing, I don't think I could ever improve on a place that doesn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? It's like, I think Todd Berry had a joke

about cooking himself dinner and being like, yeah, that Chinese food street down the street, they never make the hot dog fried rice the way I like it. No. But yeah, kudos. Are you gonna make another loaf? Oh yeah, you gotta. Like, I might have another mouth to feed. So is this gonna be like a weekly pursuit

or is it gonna be? Yeah, man, or you can just discard the, you have to like throw some away and feed it every so often. Right. You can't just leave it alone. Would you make a bread bowl? Yeah, we talked about this. Would you make, hmm. New roadhouse, yeah. Yeah, Would you make a bread bowl? Yeah, we talked about this. Would you make, hmm.

New Roadhouse. Yeah, would you make a new Roadhouse? I'd make a new Roadhouse. A new Roadhouse was good. Maybe I was scoring the apps. Yeah, scoring some apps. Yeah. Nice, those were.

Right there. So yeah, that's what's going on with me. We're making inroads in the sourdough community. I'm not gonna be updating everyone every week on it. I wish you would. Okay. Yeah, we'll do a little check-in. Well, now I don't have to do anything else. Now I don't have to come up with-

We'll check in on little Larry. Yeah, all right. Yeah, sounds fun. This is primarily a sourdough podcast where they take long tangents. There probably is, right? Some sort of sourdough podcast out there. Oh, sure.

That's the NPR sketch from SNL. Is it? Yeah. About? When it was Molly Shannon and I forget who else, but they were just. Oh. The delicious dish.

Oh, the sweaty balls, that's what it was. Yeah, same, yeah. Yeah. I always thought that was a really, I didn't get why everybody thought that was so funny. I was like, yeah, I get that it sounds like a thing, but what else? Did you see the Be and but head sketch? Yeah

Good use of the costume department. Yeah, good, you know forgivable breaking. Yeah. Yeah, if I saw that live I'd laugh Well, congratulations. What's going on with you, Monferrer? Recently been watching, I don't think I, I think I watched the shorter version of it, but I'm currently watching almost finished, the OJ Simpson Made in America documentary series. Documentary one. Yeah.

Oh wow. Not the- David Schwimmer one? Not the Schwimmer- No, not a, but I also feel like there was a shorter version of this. Like this is like six episodes or something, and they're all like an hour and a half. So, but I was like, I'm shocked how much stuff I've retained from that.

Mm-hmm. Like as soon as anybody was, oh yeah, that guy, I know what he did. And I know that he was associated with this guy. And he did either a bunch of dancing Eidos that were involved. They did show a very funny clip from SNL where there was a thing about Johnny Cochran wearing ties that had like African prints on them.

And then it was Tim Meadows and he had like giant hoop earrings and yeah. Do you remember the OJ trial? Were you around for that? Yeah, I feel like since it was pre-internet, killing all our brains, we all remember it so well. I mean, unless you weren't, you know, if you were not born.

Yeah, what year did it start? 1990, well, cause the riots had happened in 1992, I think. You've watched this more recently than I did. I know in 96, my friend went to a janitor in Ireland. But I don't remember what year it was in, but Nirvana probably was making waves at the time, or not, or not, yeah, that's true, maybe not. Peril Jam, though, Peril Jam.

Peril Jam forever. Yeah. But yeah, I remember when the verdict came down, the principal got on the intercom and told us the OJ's been found not guilty, and kids threw their paper favors in the air. People were happy? Really?

Well, everybody went nuts. They were like, this is our chance to go. I mean, no matter what, though. Any news? Yeah. I remember, no matter what the verdict. Any news. Yeah. I remember we were on a field trip and the ice cream place that was at the- Was that Grater's?

No, it was UDF, the other one. Oh, yeah. The United Dairy Farmers. And we were at the museum that used to be a train station. Anyway, there was an ice cream place there and I went in on my lunch to get one and they had balloons celebrating the verdict. Oh really? The ice cream shop and I was like,

oh, I guess it's a good thing. Yeah, okay, well ice cream shop has made their stand. Yeah, coffee shop would have had like, you know, put your tip on this side. Oh yeah. Right. Guilty. The one thing I was thinking about,

there's a couple of things there. Why did you choose to watch this now? Because you miss him? Yeah, it could be past. He died and yeah, it seemed like a good, go back and look at his life's work, I guess. That is what the documentary does. Is Jeffrey Toobin in it?

Oh, it's Jeffrey Toobin. He wrote the O.J. book. Oh, maybe, not yet though, because- He would have been the main journalist that I think they based this thing off of his book, I believe. Oh, then he's probably the guy doing the interviews and stuff. Probably.

If I recall it right, and then he, of course, famously, was caught pantsless on Zoom. Oh, that was that guy! Oh, yeah, right, yeah. A legend. An absolute Yeah. A legend. An absolute legend. Yeah. A mad lead.

But all the things, like I was like, oh yeah, like the, I mean, obviously there's the famous things like, the glove didn't fit. But Marcia Clark in that documentary, she's the best. Cause she's just like, that Mark Firmin, what a fucking idiot. She's got no reason to say anything nice about any of these people. At the time, I'm sure she had to tow the line or whatever.

She has a good hairdo in it. She looks great. They dragged her hair back then. Oh, I know. Yeah. And you see it, you're like, yeah. This was some strong choices. But it was, yeah, it's very weird to look back on that.

Yeah, with like, everyone's outfits looked weird. Yeah, it was. It was one guy was wearing a glove that didn't fit. And they were talking about how she was talking about how stupid Christopher Darden was for insisting on doing that and that everyone on the legal team was like, no, we can't, we mustn't, they said. And it blew up in their faces. So yeah, I don't remember the side, the side characters, but I remember her hair. Yeah. And her suits. Yeah. She had a, the Ali, Ali McBeal. She was kind of, yeah. Would she've been around before Ali? Yeah, she was pre McBeal love. She was kind of, yeah.

Would she been around before Ali McBeal? Yeah, she was pre-McBeal. Okay. Yeah. Fonda Shepard, would she make it the scene at that point? I'm clear. I saw, this can't be a coincidence, right? A white Ford Bronco. Oh shit!

In our neighborhood. On the day? No, just like this past weekend. Oh, okay. In our neighborhood, like a modern new Ford Bronco. Oh yeah. License plate, juice. No.

Wow. That's a choice. That is a big choice, yeah. Yeah, okay. Do they still make those or they? They make it, yeah, there's new Broncos out. Okay. They didn't make them for a while.

They didn't make them for a while. I was wondering if that impacted their sales. Yeah, yeah. And I was wondering if that impacted their sales. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like watching, because in that instance, he was driving, they were driving super slow, but in the time between it being on the news and him getting it at the house,

people had made signs like so fast. Yeah, and by the highway? Yeah, Juiced and all that. I was like, wow, that's like, you must have had to have construction paper at home and belts and, you know, to be able like, wow, that's like, you must have had to have construction paper at home and belts and, you know, to be able like, well, let's make a sign. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna make a sign

and he'll drive past us and he'll see. Well, I didn't know that part of it, that's crazy. And then they sold shirts. Like there was always somebody outside the trial, outside the courthouse that was selling. Murder is great for business. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it said in it,

murder is great for business and then OJ pointing at the camera. But I was like, I wonder if people still have those somewhere in their house. Because you don't ever go into a thrift store and there's just like, you know, George W. Bush shirt or whatever. Well, I went to New York in 1990,

91, anyway, there was a lot of bootleg Bart Simpson shirts. Yes. Cause real Bart Simpson shirts were a huge craze at the time. Yeah. So bootleg Bart Simpson shirts where he's either black. Yeah. Or, and so it was like, you know, he's Michael Jordan or he's Bob Marley or.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. And then also just ones where he is supporting the first Gulf War. He's in the army outfit and raining bombs down on Saddam Hussein. Nice. But I wonder, the other day I was like, I wonder if any of those still exist.

I searched for them. They're all in trash island. Yeah, that's true. Like they're just not around, but they might be around. They might be in somebody's attic and them finding like, oh yeah, right. I bought that war at once.

Or I tried to sell 500 of them. Yeah, that's true. Those are just something you'd burn in a yard. Don't tell my wife I ordered 500 of them. That's true. That was just something you'd burn in a yard. Don't tell my wife I ordered 500 of these. She's gonna be asking where that money went. I was supposed to do her taxes later. But then it was like, kind of went down a little bit of a rabbit hole

with OJ Simpson post, not guilty verdict. Like what did he get up to between the verdict and then him going to jail sometimes later? Like what was? Wasn't he playing golf? He was playing golf a lot and he had a couple different, he like wrote a book set. He wrote If I Did It.

If I Did It. And he like put out a video, same thing. I saw a clip of him, he was being interviewed. And then he showed up at the, like, the interviewer maybe asked a too tough a question and then he showed up at the interviewer's, like hotel room, knocked on the door and had a fake knife and was like pretending to stab them

while the camera was running. Stop. Thinking this was funny. Oh God. Well, that leads perfectly into the thing that I found that I did not know existed. He did like a one-off version of Punk'd. Yes.

Called Juiced. No. Yeah. No. Yes. No, that's the worst idea I've ever heard. What? Yeah, it was the,

the video is like, before they made this series, the series, the executive producer produced Bum Fights. Sure. Okay, so it's from the mind of Bum Fights. Yeah, yeah. From the imagination of Bum Fights. And it was the common thread on all these juice videos,

it was him pranking. Like it was, because remember, Ashton Kutcher would kind of be behind the scenes. Yeah. O.J. was the thing. No, he wanted the spotlight. Yeah. So there was one-

What were the pranks? There was awful. Like just awful. It was more Howie Doitt style. Yeah. Yeah. Because Howie would be in all those, right? He would be in a costume.

See that, Howie Mandel's. He was pranking? Yeah, he was pranking. That fits. Ellen used to prank as well. She loved, oh, but she would prank on her own show. She didn't get it. Or did she do it on her own show?

No, she pranked on her own show, yeah, yeah. But she would do it like, she would prank celebrities, but she would also like go on, you know, go on location and put on a costume and be bad at, you know, a bad ice cream scooper. That's a weird personality trait, right? Like a bad ice cream scooper. But like- That's a weird personality trait, right? Like I really love pranking people.

Like that's a red flag, right? I think so, yeah. No. Dave loves a prank. Do you prank? No, but I just think Ellen is, you know, she can do no wrong. That's true.

Okay, all right. Yeah. The, so I watched a little, some of it. It was really, it was too kind of stomach churning to watch because it's, you could just tell on the day they were like, I don't know, throw on a fake beer or something, we'll put you in a drive-through, you'll be the person answering them.

It's like, and then the thing is the big reveal every time, hey, it's OJ. And like, what are people supposed to feel about that? Like, oh yeah, oh good. Awesome, yeah. This is different, but it reminds me of this. There was some show where they had Jewel put on. Do you know about this?

Is it, did she do karaoke? Yeah, but she has a full, like a mask almost of looking like a different person. What is that called? A disguise. A disguise, yes. But she goes up and she sings like Jewel and everyone's like, she sounds like Jewel.

And then outside, just like outside a comedy show where you're just like in the smoker circle, whatever, she's like, hey, it's me, Jewel. And they're like, oh, this is weird. And it's at a point in her career where it wouldn't be, like it's kind of, it's just sad. Yeah, it's just like, why are you doing that? Yeah, it was like late enough into like this sort of celebrities will do pranks

This is maybe a funny or die video. Yeah Yeah, what's it? Jimmy Fallon's done it a bunch recently with a band in the subway that it turns out to be Green Day or YouTube I don't know and he's singing with the bands. I don't know. I just see the subway that it turns out to be Green Day or it turns out to be you too, I don't know. And he's singing with the band. So I don't know, I just see the thumbnail of it and move on. Yeah.

But yeah, that may, speaking of like disguised, remember you watched the Tyra Banks show? The top model, Moodle? No, no, her daytime talk show. Oh no, I've just seen clips though. She, did you say, was it top model, Moodle? Moodle, I did, I did just seen clips though. She- Like Vaseline. Did you say it was a top model, Moodle? Moodle, I did. I did.

Top Moodle. She did a thing where she wore a fat suit. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that clip. Yeah, it was a whole episode. They stretched that out over half an hour. Yeah, and how sad she felt about it or something. She was so sad.

Yeah. But not in a way that she felt bad about herself or society. She just like, she didn't like it. Yeah. That was a big takeaway. She's like. It was super insulting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't like it. Yeah, did you see the Vaseline one though? Where she gives everyone Vaseline in the audience and they're all bedazzled little containers. But she's trying to match Oprah's energy. So she just starts having a manic episode about it. She's like, you can't Vaseline, you can't Vaseline. But then she ends up on the floor.

Like it's, you have to witness it. She's screaming like lying on the floor. Yes. Wow. Everyone gets free like $5 worth of Vaseline. Because it's her number one beauty secret. She's the best that ever did it. Yeah, that's true. I miss those style of talk shows. And she made ice cream. That's another one of her business ventures. Tyra's ice cream? It's

called Smy's cream. That's very good. That's pretty good. She did invent Smy'sing. Yeah, and she was the one that said, we're all rooting for you. Wasn't that the thing? Yeah. But what if she didn't invent Smy'sing and we all just think she did? What if it was someone else on America's Next Top Model and we just remember it wrong? Yeah, yeah. That's, I mean, definitely it was a term before. I don't think she invented the term. I think she popularized it.

Yeah, sure. Vaseline though, eh? Huh, okay, well, anything free. I honestly, like, if I got a thing of Vaseline from Tyra Banks on her TV show 15 years ago, I'd still have it. Exactly. Because I do not use Vaseline.

But it's like something you wouldn't even think to, well, Craigslist free. That's exactly the type of thing you'd find on Craigslist free. Bedazzled, yeah. Bedazzled, Vaseline. Mostly used, still some in there though. Yeah.

Yeah, gosh, I miss that show. Juled, Vaseline. Mostly you, still some in there though. Yeah. Yeah, gosh, I missed that joke. Juiced, I mean. God. Like, just who would want, who would that be for? Like even people that like like bum fights wouldn't like that. Did it make it to there? People that like bum fights,

there's no accounting for them. That's true, why am I defending them? People that like bum fights, there's no accounting for them. That's true, why am I defending them? Did Tyra, speaking of, did Tyra do a bum fight episode? Did Tyra do, did Tyra go like unhoused for a night? Yeah, that sounds about right. Not for a night though, I bet you it was in an afternoon on like a sunny street.

Well, Dr. Phil did a Bum Fights episode. He did? Well, you've seen the guy who runs Bum Fights showed up on Dr. Phil with his head shaved and a mustache, like and a suit to look like Dr. Phil. I have seen that, they kicked him off, right? I guess so. I'm missing out, yeah.

That's a pretty big move though, to show up dressed like the host. That's a good out. Yeah, that's a pretty big move though to show up dress like the host. That's Yeah, it's a good statement. Yeah, I'm assuming bum fights is exactly what I'm thinking. Yes. Yeah. Yeah Got it. Like the most despicable thing that you could imagine it is. That's what it is. Great. Yeah, and But the producers they were working on a new when you fart under a blanket They've got a lot of footage of juice that they still, oh yeah, do they try to produce a whole season? Oh man, it's like, there was footage from Mickey Rooney.

They tried to make a reality series of Mickey Rooney's life and it was him and his wife at the time, like everything had to be and her. So when he got in as star on the Walk of Fame, it's Mickey Bruny and whatever her name is, Linda. Linda Rooney. Linda Rooney. But anyways, it would have most been

an awful, awful reality show. Yeah, I remember when the Osbournes took off. Oh yeah. And that was like the first kind of like celebrity following them around. And then before they figured out, just get like good looking people on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like, oh yeah, no,

it's gotta be rock and roll people. We've got to think it's gotta be Gene Simmons, Family Jewels. It's gotta be Dee Snider from, was his sister had one? What's his name? Brett Michaels, right? Was he looking for love?

Yeah, his was a lot of love. Rock of love, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, his was Rock of Love. Oh, Love of Love. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's... I don't know, man. If you can find that Mickey Rooney clip,

it's worth watching, because you're like, this is what they thought would be a good show. Mickey Rooney? Yeah. Or I thought you said Mickey Rourke? No, he said Rooney. Oh.

No, no, no. I would watch a show about Mickey Rourke? No, he said Rooney. Rooney. Oh. No, not me. I would watch a show about Mickey Rourke. That's why I was like, what? But you'd be doing like shooting Marlins off a boat or something like that. He'd be doing all sorts of wild stuff. Wait, Mickey Rooney, who's Mickey Rooney? He's an old time.

The 60 Minutes guy? No, it's Andy Rooney. No, it's Andy Rooney. By the way, you are not the first, this isn't the first time we've had this conversation. It might've been with me. No, no, it's, I get the, I get Mickey's mixed up. Yeah.

Mickey Rourke is from Nine and a Half Weeks. Yeah. And the wrestler. Mickey Rooney is from Breakfast at Tiffany's where he wore yellow face. Right, right, right. And then he was set up with Judy Garland back in the day. They were like the couple.

They were set up. Set up. Yeah. And then he was set up with Judy Garland back in the day. They were like the couple. They were set up. Set up? Yeah. And fun fact about. They made a reality show out of Mickey Rooney. Well, they tried, it didn't fly. You, just so you know, you wouldn't date Mickey Rooney in a million years.

He's like four foot 11. That is correct. I would need two of him stacked up. Yeah, no, that's true because he was also on, I feel like it might've been a Canadian production of Black Beauty. Yeah. And he was so tiny compared to the horses.

Black Beauty, Black Stallion. Yeah. I could've been in it. I got no time for horse shows. You'd be a good jockey, right? Yeah, I think that maybe was the premise is that he was a former jockey. Then it makes sense.

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Overheard. Graham, before we get to these overheards. Go on. I've got some intel on Mickey Rooney's height. I said four foot 11, any guesses? Four 10. Four eight. Four eight, no, even four. He's the size of ET. He's our ET.

Three 11. According to, this is actually documented because he was drafted. He had his draft card. Oh yeah. He was five foot two. Five foot two. He was tall enough to be drafted.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, this other guy, he's gonna be, he runs between people's legs, it's no good. Was he in, Vogue by Madonna? Mickey Rooney? Mickey Rooney. The music video? No, just like she names like Rita Hayworth.

Why would he be dancing? Mickey Rudy, Mickey Rourke. A TV chef who loves to port. I was like, David Fincher directed that I think, and he was like, call Mickey Rooney. Yeah, Mickey Rooney. Well, we wish him well. Mickey Rooney, we love you.

Do you have a favorite old timey actress or actor? Oh. Clara Bow. Clara Bow, good pick. Well, just because Taylor Swift wrote a song about her. Interesting. Robert Mitchum, he's like a classic, like. Oh.

Kind of 50s looking, like not, it's just like kind of what a tough guy would have looked like back then. Yeah. I think I like Rita Hayworth. Is that the one that I already mentioned? Was she Gilda? Yeah, Rita Hayworth. Yeah.

Hubba, hubba. She was on my TikTok last night. Oh yeah? Mm-hmm. What's her account? Was she flossing? She was technicoloring. It was pretty.

I don't know what movie it was, but. Yeah. She seemed like a star. Yeah, she's a lot of the, that time you're like, yeah, I could what movie it was, but. Yeah. She seemed like a star. Yeah, a lot of that time you're like, yeah, I could see why that person was famous. Yeah. It's not a lot of, well, I guess there's probably thousands of people I've never seen on film

that probably were not so great, but. Yeah, that's how it goes. But they had other qualities. Nancy Reagan. Yeah, was political mastermind. Yeah, was great at giving blowjobs. Rita Hayworth gave good face. She doesn't mention Nancy Reagan in that song.

No, but you know that. You know that? Is this not a famous thing? Spill the tea! Dave, tell us, what do you know? It was like, uh, back in the day, that was her reputation around Hollywood.

Was that she was like, the Hollywood blowjob queen. Google Hollywood blowjob queen. I'm doing it. I can't. I'm like, we're all officers in a pod. Hollywood blowjob king? Queen. Queen, okay. Queen, queen, queen. We help.

And she was married to Ronald Reagan, you're saying? Yeah. Okay. Wow, Slate Magazine says, Nancy Reagan history, the real story of her time in Hollywood period. Oh yeah, Vice, why are people tweeting that Nancy Reagan was the throat goat?

Okay. You're right, when you. Okay. You're right. When you're right, you're right. Oh, good for her. Look at that. Look at that nice image. Yeah. Yeah. Nice.

That's the image of a woman who's given a lot of head. Yeah. That's my favorite phrase for it. My favorite throat goat. Thank you very much. Nancy's got that gawk, gawk. Three thousand. Have some respect for a throat, for a throat.

Quote. Man, we're so hungry for any news that's funny. I'll take it. Okay. Casey, do you have an overheard? Yeah, oh shoot, now I had it up, but no, Nancy Reagan's throat history. That's all you can think of.

Well, now it says the date, this one thing says, the title is, was Nancy Reagan really a professional blowjob queen? Yeah, she was Miss Oklahoma. She was, well, she was very professional about it. She was like, that's right. Yeah. Good to see you, sir. She blew her way to the top.

Right this way. Yeah. Oh, say, can you throw coat? He was at the top when they got together. He was just an actor. Yeah. Just an actor. But she had ambition, baby.

Yeah. In her eyes. First it's the blow job, next it's the thighs. You guys, I'm gonna launch my OnlyFans tonight. Oh yeah? Yeah, it's gonna be me and Nancy raking cosplay. Oh nice, yeah, it's called Burger She Wrote. And uh.

Now, over her, what are these? They're things that you hear out there in the world and you share them here on the podcast and Casey, you say you have one. I'm not convinced, but let's see what you bring to the table. No way to slate to start with the guest, please. Sure, I'm not convinced either. Okay, so setting the scene,

I was at the boarding gate for a flight. Where was I going? I don't know, but there was a boomer couple in front of me and the mom was talking to her child and the boomer couple, they were delayed, they were misrouted. How old was the child? A young adult child from what I could gather,

like 20, something like that. So the parents were going to be delayed and they were, the mom was explaining to her kid what to do in the meantime because they were going to meet in Europe. So the mom, this is the part I caught, she is getting exasperated with her child and she's wrapping up and she goes, well, you want to be a world traveler. So how about you go figure out Casablanca? You're going to figure it out for yourself? Or is that kind of the equivalent of like, we've got ice cream at home. Like, if you're going to

world travel, then you go figure out Casablanca, then you can come back to us and we'll help you out. But- You figure it out, yeah. I don't know anything about Casablanca. I know the movie, that's it. Yeah. Go figure it out, man. I don't know. We got Casablanca at home. That's Ishtar.

Ishtar, that was on a list of like bombs that are actually good and flopped. Oh. Cause it was such a high budget, right? And that's why everybody thought it was so stupid, but apparently it's really good. I just knew it cause it was like, yeah, cause it was a bomb.

Yeah. It was like a very, then the name of it was very punchliney. Yeah. And then it was Waterworld for a while and then you watch Waterworld, you're like, this is great. Oh. Yeah. It costs too much money for what it is, but I've never made a movie

So, you know if you told me Here's 750 million dollars. Let's squander it somehow. Sure. No worries. It was a hundred million back then right? Yeah Yeah, and then now every movie is more than that. Yeah Yeah You know why it was so expensive. Why water? Yeah, it's very hard to shoot on the water. I think they built everything and it got destroyed in a storm. Yeah, that's right.

The set sank and they had to rebuild. Yeah. Yeah, but you know what? Kevin Costner came out smelling like a rose. He's still got a great career to this day. Dave, do you have an overheard? Yeah, we're in hockey fever here. Oh shit, yeah.

What is it, three one, three one? At the time of this recording, Vancouver Connucks were up 3-1 against the Nashville Predators. Every time I hear anything, I think of Dave. Yeah, you think of me? Yeah, this is his theme. Because I'm a Predator. Yeah.

Every time I hear about this, I think of Chris Hansen. So they played two games in Vancouver, and then the first game in Nashville, So they played two games in Vancouver and then the first game in Nashville, if you wanted to in Vancouver, you could go to the arena and it was like $15 a ticket and they showed the whole, they showed it on the Jumbotron. That's a ton of fun, that's what you end up watching anyways when you're at the games.

Yeah, but I wanna be alone. Yeah. But the news, there was a news story about this and they were talking about everyone getting swept up into hockey fever and they talked to, they just got this one sound clip from a guy, what do they call it? Sound clip, sound bite?

Sound bite. A sound bite from a hockey fan at the game watching it. And he goes, talks to the camera and says, Nashville, we don't like them at all. Nashville can eat the mud. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Yeah.

Cold. Cold. But it's also something you would tell like a kid, like stop saying eat a dick, say eat the mud. Eat the mud. Yeah. Cold. Cold. But it's also something you would tell a kid, like, stop saying eat a dick, say eat the mud. Eat the mud. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're doing very weird, they throw fish on the ice. What?

So there was a thing in- Nashville does? Yeah. Is there predators? There's an old-timey- I like that. Dead rabbit. Like for decades in Detroit,

someone will throw an octopus on the ice to represent the eight more games they need to win to win the Stanley Cup. Oh, is that what that was? It was disgusting. Yeah, no kidding. And then a guy from the ice crew has to go out, just someone sneaks it into the arena and throws it.

It's not sanctioned, but then a guy from the ice crew goes and picks it up and then whirls it around his head. Stop. Yeah. Wow. That's like gladiator. Yeah, it is.

And then, but so in Vancouver, people have thrown salmon before because that's our local seafood. Yeah, sure. Octopus is so Detroit. No, but also salmon, isn't it like pricey? Isn't that a pricey fish to be throwing? Yeah, I know.

But if you got tickets to a game, you can afford it. Yeah. And then in Nashville, they've been throwing catfish, I think. Oh, that's their local fish. So are we competing with them fish wise or we just I don't think anyone's thrown a fish here. Good. But they did show, there was a clip online of someone outside a Nashville predators game and they poured a beer into the fish and drank it out. And like nothing came out. Wow.

Talk about throat ghosts. Yeah. Jeez Louise. I just wanted to do one thing in my life. I just want to drink a beer out of a fish. Well, I've already had 10 beers, so this is a good idea. So they go, you're just smelling like fish? Like how do you get through security?

No way. Yeah. I guess you put it down your pant leg. I guess. I guess you can't go around accusing people they smell like fish. Yeah. Or they've got a giant bulge in their breath. Hey, fish crotch.

Yeah. Yes. All right. Makes me think of my favorite viral clip where a guy's getting a pat down from the cops and he goes, hey, what am I holding, or what am I feeling here? He goes, my penis.

He goes, oh yes, your penis. I'm like, he knew it the whole time. He has, yeah, it's a little, it's a fingertip. Was it a Canadian guard? No, this was an American police transaction. All right. My overheard or overseen is one that I was actively involved in.

In our neighborhood, you can see a lot of fancy cars. There's always fancy cars coming and going, driving up and down the road, no law against it. That's right, exactly. And you know, it's good for them. And I hope your tax time has been very nice. Yeah. But there was a car that was a color that you don't see usually with a car.

It was like grimace purple. Oh yeah, we talked about this a couple of weeks ago. No, this is a different car though. Oh! This is like a more subdued Grimace Purple. Okay, classy, yeah. So, and then... It's kind of classy.

Grimace Purple. Grimace Purple. I looked at it and then I saw there was like a number, like 53 or 24 or whatever, on the side and I was like, huh? That's kind of a weird thing to have on and then I looked it I was like a Lamborghini this guy put stickers on a Lamborghini and then I looked and then there was a sticker of Pikachu On the Lamborghini and so it's like I don't know man Who is this and there was a guy looking at me the whole time like, the fuck you looking at?

I was like, the thing that you want people to look at? Your purple Lamborghini? Yeah, why would you look at this? But I got a real stare down from this guy. From the driver? Yeah. He was in the car? No, he was standing next to it,

smoking a cigarette with his friends. Oh, okay. And you're just walking by? Yeah, I was just walking by and then I kind of moved around them so I could see what the sticker was. And then he was like, what the fuck? I'm like, but don't you, isn't this something

that you get all the time? Don't you get this attention constantly? Yeah, but you're not a sexy lady. That's true. When you were a kid, did you ever see bumper stickers and like ask your parents like, hey, why don't we have bumper stickers? Can we put a bumper sticker on the car?

And they would say, no, it takes the value. It like, yeah, it devalues the car. But I've got this elf bumper sticker and I wanna put it on our car. You don't see them anymore, really. Elves? Not bumper stickers. Yeah, thank God.

They never made sense to me. No, you still see them. Yeah, but not the sassy ones like in the old days. Like, if I'm driving, I'm shopping or something like that. I was too sassy for words. You know what I'm talking about, right? It would be like, yeah, bitch alert. It would be like bitch alert.

But everyone you see just don't know what to do with the information, because I remember there was a bumper sticker I saw that said surviving organ donor. So the person who was driving had donated an organ to someone else. I'm like, do you want me to get out in front of you? Suck your dick. Like what do you?

Who am I, Nancy Reagan? Well, I find that they're getting very random. There's the ones that are like keep honking. I'm listening to whatever. Oh yeah, system of a down. Yeah. Or there's one I saw on the other day that, oh no, months ago, years ago. And it just said, it was Harry Styles in like, military garb. And it said Harry Styles is a war veteran. And I guess it was him in Dunkirk. Yeah, Dunkirk, yeah. Wow.

Great. Oh, man. Yeah. Now, we also have overheard sent in to us by people all over the world. Do you want to send one in? Send it in to sbrymaximumfun.org. And this first one comes from Josh in North Dakota. I work as a public librarian and had to go

into a meeting room at closing time to tell the group meeting that they needed to leave. I walked in and someone in the meeting said, I don't think we need to touch that $7,000 because what if we have a shit face winter? I don't know what a shit face winter is. But obviously it's something they wouldn't have to go through $7,000 to avoid.

Oh, maybe they could add it to my bank, or my tax owing. $7,000, I'd like $7,000. $7,000 anyway. When you grew up in Cincinnati, was that a big like, had to get the plows out in the winter kind of spot, or was that? Yeah, occasionally, yeah.

But it wasn't like. More than here. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't, but it wasn't like North Dakota. No, upstate New York was definitely more. Yeah. It's like where they would plow and you would have enough to make like slides out of the. Oh shit, really? Yeah, super fun.

That's fun. It's no fun for kids. Fun, it's fun for kids when it's around for a few days. Kids love it. Don't talk to me that way. Like I don't know. It's fun for kids. Fun for kids when it's around for a few days. Kids love it. Don't talk to me that way. Like I don't know. It's fun for kids. Dave, stop trying to get rid of snow.

Yeah, exactly. What the hell? We've got seven grand. I wanna build a giant umbrella to not allow any snow. This next one comes from Maggie from East Rockaway, New York. Maggie's a Jill in all too. That's true.

She's not in that roadhouse. What would be a good re-imagining that she'd be a good star of? Oh. Think about it. Everybody out there, think about it. Come back to me with your findings. Yeah, I'll ask my AI.

I am walking to a dentist appointment during the day past a front yard lemonade stand. Three kids are shilling lemonade, and I lament that I can't get anything sugary because I'm heading to the dentist. And one of the kids says, matter of factly, don't worry, it's decaf. Oh, yeah. That kid's heard that phrase somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That covers everything. Oh, yeah. That's a salesperson right there.

That's good. Future salesperson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm just racking my mind. People are going to be like, you idiots, you don't know what Maggie Gyllenhaal can play. I know. I'm thinking of the same thing. A few weeks ago, we were trying to like, we were talking about presidents of the United

States of America. And we're like, hey, what would a cover band for them be called? And so many people have been like, you idiots, the vice president of the United States of America. And here's a thought. What did you think it would be? I thought there was a real band called the presidents or something. There was.

The United States presidents of the United States. Yeah, there is. The band? The presidents of the United States of America? Oh, okay. I'm caught up now. Okay. And people were like, you idiots,

you should be vice presidents of the United States of America. They're right, we're idiots. Well, we are, but I don't think that's a good name. No, I don't either. I don't think it's such an obviously, like undeniably good name. Yeah. Hocus Pocus. Yeah, H obviously, like undeniably good name. Yeah. Pfft. Hocus Pocus.

Yeah, Hocus Pocus is good. That's not bad. Someone suggested the Joint Chief of Staff. That's pretty good. But also like they could just call themselves Lump or something like that, you know? She's Lump, she's Lump, yeah. Yeah.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in what reboot? Like a Roadhouse, that's what we're saying. Yeah, like a re-imagining of a classic by starring Maggie Gillan Hall as the lead. Yeah. Oh, might have they did like a, you know how they did a gender-swapped Ghostbusters? Yeah.

Gender-swapped Forrest Gump. So she's- So she's- I mean, sure. I mean, Jenna swapped Philadelphia. All right. She's Tom Hanks. She's got a real Tom Hanks cannon.

She's the Tom Hanks of ladies? Yeah, I think so. All right. Yeah, okay. Of the next generation. Oh man, I can't stop thinking of when I was, what year would Peaches have come out from? 95.

Yeah, I was in, I was at a Peach Festival that year. And so that song was- Oh man. Man, oh man, was it in the pocket. Woo. People were like, are they gonna play at this festival? It's a regional Peach Festival. Nobody's gonna-

Yeah, they're not. But I bet they've played it since. Yeah, we can get in. Or at the very least, a very good cover band called the Vice Presidents of the United States, yep. She kinda gives Catherine Keener a bit, but I don't feel like that's a far enough gap to- Yeah, and also like, Catherine Keener isn't like,

there's no movie where I'm like, oh, she's the lead, yeah, the central, movie. I want her to Jake Gyllenhaal. I want her to be the Patrick Swayze. And also let's think of like late 80s, early 90s Roadhouse era, maybe like a Forrest Gump. Yeah, right, all roads lead to. She could maybe play the female lead from Big. Just for the boobs.

That's all I remember from that. Are there boobs in Big? Oh yeah. Yeah, doesn't he like look down her shirt or something at some point? Do we see them? I think he touches them and I'm like, that's a child. Yeah.

Oh no, I think they go all the way. Oh yeah. Yeah, cause she's in the loft bed. Yeah. That's why they're so inexpensive on Craigslist. And that's why when he sees his mom again, he says, you'll never believe what happened. Did women lead movies in the eighties? That's also what I'm trying to search for.

Well, yeah, I'm trying to think like, is nine to five, would she be like, with Lily Tomlin- Working girl. Working girl, yeah. Yeah, I could see that. Oh, what's the one? With Alec Baldwin again.

I literally thought of something called Suddenly Seeking Susan, but it was just- Desperately Seeking. Desperately Seeking. Desperately Seeking. And that was with Madonna. That was Madonna, I would say Maggie Gyllenhaal. No, you gotta go Pop Star for that.

You gotta go Sabrina Carpenter. Lady Gaga. Yeah. Yeah. Geez, this is a tough one. It's really Gaga. Yeah. Yeah. Ah. Geez, this is a tough one. It's really hard. I, when I die. Yeah.

You'll never die, Dave. I want my obituary to say that I was the person who invented saying Lady Gaga is Lady Gaga. Okay, okay, okay. Because I don't know if that's wrong. No, and exactly who's gonna prove it. You're gonna take that secret to the grave. Yeah. I went to school with her. She was in my class. Were you in the Facebook group? I don't know if that's wrong. No, and exactly who's gonna prove it. You're gonna take that secret to the grave.

I went to school with her, she was in my class. Were you in the Facebook group? No, the one that was trying to bully her. No, no, no. She was at NYU with you? Yep, same year, same dorm. Was she annoying? No, I was scared of her.

To be fair, I'm scared of everyone. Right, what kind of questions is that? We stan Lady Gaga. We stan her, yeah. Right, what kind of questions is that? We stand lady gaga. We stand, yeah. No, she was intimidating, because she was outspoken and she was confident, she had opinions. She knew what she wanted.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And she handed out cards to her concert, her gig. Was she so short? Yes, she was. She was five foot two with eyes of blue. Yeah, that's right. And then I took her little card and I was like,

you don't want me to come to this. And she was like, yeah with eyes of blue. Yeah, that's right. And then I took her a little card and I was like, you don't want me to come through this. And she was like, yeah, you're right. Give it back. Anyone else in your class? The Olsen twins were my year as well, but I never saw them. They were in Gallatin, which is a separate school from the acting program.

And then they haven't acted since. No, they went on to be billionaires with their clothing company. They're doing all right. Oh yeah, man. Those ladies are doing all right. But they didn't need to go to acting school. They were in New York Minute.

That's true, yeah. They had mastered the craft. You got it, dude. Was Gene Levy in that? Eugene Levy? Eugene Levy, I don't know. He was in one. He's like the Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Yeah, there we go. Yeah, could Maggie Gyllenhaal be the mother of Jason Biggs in a re-event? You know what's so weird? I saw online that Dan Levy is now the same age Eugene Levy was when he made that movie. Really? No.

No. He's younger than that. She could do like Parker Posey things. Sure. Are they contemporaries though? Yeah. Like yeah, she could have auditioned for the same. Or she could do Waiting for Goffman where she plays the Eugene Levy and the Parker Posey. That would be the best.

This last one comes from Mike from Grand Prairie, Alberta. A letter board sign at a car wash with just four words. Car dirty, we squirty. Whoa. That's good. Bulb. That's good. That's good. For a car wash? That's good. Yeah, that's good. It's good.

It's good. Still trying to think of a Maggie Gyllenhaal movie. No, it's fine. No, the more we think about it, the more people would be like, you idiot. Yes. Sorry, Tule. Why don't you? How about us be like, you idiot! Yes! Sorry, too late. Why don't you?

How about us, like any Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? How about that? Reboot any? I don't know any of his movies. You don't know any Schwarzenegger? No. You probably do. I'm not a boy. I'm not a boy.

You're not a boy. You're a Terminator. I do. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Terminator. There we go, yeah. We unlocked it, but we got there, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Terminator. There we go, yeah. Yeah. We unlocked it, but we got there. Maggie Gyllenhaal playing. If I could do a Maggie Gyllenhaal impression,

I would be like, I need your shoes, your motorcycle, and your clothes. And your high heels. Na na na na na na. You saw that in the third one, they did a silly, they did a silly version of that, where he steals the clothes from a guy at a roadside bar,

and then he puts on the sunglasses. Because he goes in and it's a gay bar, and so then he puts on the sunglasses, they're shaped like stars, and he says, talk to the hand to the guy instead of. Instead of what? It's so bad. We know what I love about gay people?

They're interesting sunglasses. This movie certainly seemed to be. Wait, are we still talking about Terminator? Terminator 3. Is he gay in that movie? No, but he goes to a gay bar and steals a guy's leathers. Plot twist, he comes out in the third one. Yeah.

Okay. Talk to the hand he says. That's supposed to be a thing in the audience where like he said it. He said the iconic. Oh, for sure there's T-shirts that say talk to the hand that you could find just about anywhere. Yeah, but what else is on them? A hand.

Yeah. Bart Simpson. Was there a movie called talk to the hand and who was in it? And it was, was it James Van Der Beek? I don't remember. I remember them making fun of the phrase on the film. Bart Simpson. Was there a movie called Talk to the Hand and who was in it? And it was, was it James Van Der Beek? I don't remember. I remember them making fun of the phrase on The Simpsons

and the theme song to a TV show was, talk to the hand, cause the face ain't listening. I'm looking this up. I know that there was a fake boy band called Fresh Step that was on David Letterman that like performed, oh no was it Conan? Oh, but they had a, which was also the name of a kitty letter, yeah it was David Letterman and they had a song called Talk to the Hand. Nice. And the lyrics were, talk to the hand, don't talk to the heart, we're only fresh to bed

together, we won't fresh apart. Girl, you're freaking fresher than a fresh work of art. Nice. How do you remember this so vivid? Because I love fresh stuff. All right. Let's go and do, in addition to overwords, have I said that yet? Who knows? In addition to overwords that are written, and we also have your phone calls. If you want to call us, our phone number is 1-844-779-7631.

That's one. Ugh, Maggie Gyllenhaal. What's the one with Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone? Basic Instinct? No, no, maybe it's not Sharon Stone. It was a Crichton. Disclosure? Yeah, it's the gender swap. It was a Crichton. Disclosure? Yeah, it's the gender swap disclosure with Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Well, she could be the Demi Moore, couldn't she? She could be the Demi, ghost, there we go, we nailed it. But then it would have to be Jake Gyllenhaal and Maggie Gyllenhaal's the couple because he's basically Patrick Swaziland. Oh boy, a gender swap disclosure. The whole part of disclosure was, can a woman sexually arrest a man? It was gender swap disclosure. The whole part of disclosure was, can a woman sexually arrest a man?

It was gender swap it. Oh, man. Beautiful. Hi, this is Sadie Fizzola from Michigan. I was walking out of a basketball camp, and it was raining outside. And there were these kids. One was probably five years old. And he was walking out of the building,

he goes, oh man, I can't walk in rain. I say it every time, every time I leave the house here, I can't walk in rain, I don't have rain walking shoes. Umbrellas. Yeah, I can't. You do umbrella? I do. I can't, I tried for many years, holding it that I can't.

They run away. You lose them quickly. Like love. You lose them. Yeah. That's my bumper sticker, umbrellas are like love, always running away. It was very rainy this weekend.

I didn't like it. No, so we had a winter full of rain and I was like, oh, this is fine. And then we had a few sunny days and that was great. And I went back to rain and I was like, this is unacceptable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I was like, oh, this is fine. And then we had a few sunny days and that was great. And I went back to rain and I was like, this is unacceptable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I had to, I actually had to wear

my like winter boots the other night. And I was like, this sucks. It does suck. Yeah. But you know what? We made it to the other side. Yeah, well so far. Hey Dave Graham and possible guests.

This is Bart in Texas calling in with an overheard. I went to see the Dallas Stars play some hockey last night. There were some real bros sitting behind me. They were providing a lot of great overheards. But my favorite interaction came after a little clip of friends in low places was played in the arena. One bro says to his friend, bro, I'm a Garth Brooks truther.

And his friend said, whoa, bro, have you been Garth-pilled? The person said, yeah, well, you know, technically Garth is like my goat. And his friend says, no, bro, he's the literal goat. Now there's a lot of bro action, but that was- Wow, that's all this podcast is. Yeah, There's a lot of bro action, but that was my thing. Wow, that's all this podcast is. Yeah, it's a lot of bro talk.

Yeah, that's why I'm here. If someone is, you know, whatever-pilled. Yeah, dark-pilled. I'm a whatever-truther. Nancy Reagan-pilled. Yep, I think that she was bad at blow jobs. There you go. You think she was bad at blow jobs? Yeah. go. Do you think she was bad at blow jobs?

Yeah. Wow. That's cause I took the- Graham, you're stupid. What do they teach kids these days? That Nancy Reagan's bad at blow jobs? Turn to page 27 in your workbooks. We're gonna learn about Nancy Reagan and her approach to oral science.

Pfft. Hi, Dave Graham and guests. This is Ed calling with an overheard from St. Louis. I was at the zoo and I heard a little boy say, hippos are the last living dinosaurs. And his dad just goes, yeah, that's right, buddy. Off I go. Yeah, whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, whatever you say. That's great.

Last living dinosaurs. Yeah, whenever you think about like an alligator. I would think like chickens are. Chickens, that's true. Or what is the like, like an ostrich has like a very dinosaur looking foot. And then crocodiles. All the birds. Yeah, all the birds. Yeah. Yeah.

All the birds. All the birds. Well, that brings us to the end of this episode. Casey, you have an album. I do. I'm gonna plug it. Watch out. Here it comes.

I mean, you already sold 100 copies at the start of the show. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta find it. You have to want it, but it's on my Instagram bio.

So I'm k.c.novac on Instagram. You can also get my address. No, don't say that. Kindly. People will show up to your house and say, Maggie Joelle should be in freaking Jovers of the Volcano. Die hard, yeah. Like a dog with a bone on the stomachs, making children all come here. Outstanding, but yeah, go to the Lincoln bio

that'll take you to my band camp. Give me money, please. Buy it on Friday? Is it the day that you- Well, it's the first Friday of every month. First Friday of every month. So don't buy it now. Don't buy it.

Well, no, just do buy it now. I'm sure she's fine with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really am. I know you've been thinking about it. I really am. And I have something to plug. Yeah.

I have, I'm producing a remake of the movie Sully. Pfft. Now is it gonna be, is it gonna be Chenderswap? Or is she gonna be playing the movie Sully. Now, is it going to be is going to be gender swap or is she going to be playing the male Sully? She's going to be the plane. Oh, I guess I. Oh, is she going to be in Manface? Yeah, yeah. Of course, it's going to be gender swapped. She's going to be called Selena.

Not like the singer. S.U.L.L-Y-N-S. Oh boy. Now you said there's gonna be like a special of this coming out as well? Yeah, eventually, yeah. You know what? I'll say by May 28th, because that's my birthday, so.

May 28th, wow, happy birthday. It is soon. Got any plans? I'm gonna go to New York. Hell yeah. Yeah, a little visit. Yeah, visit all the sites from New York Minute. Yeah, follow the Olsen twins.

Yeah, yeah, follow in the trade. Well, you know, in New York is where Sully famously landed his ship on the Hudson. Every time I get there, I dive right in, in honor. Well, the Hudson is good, we're gonna gender swap it. We're gonna dye it pink. Find a flaw in that. Find a flaw in that.

The geese are actually female geese, geek ganders. And of course, the plane is also going to be a woman. It's going to be pink washed? Okay. Yeah. It's going to be one of the women transformers is gonna be playing a plane. Yeah, it's gonna be, not gonna be an airplane,

it's gonna be a hair plane. It's gonna have beautiful long hair. It's not the worst idea for a movie, hair plane. Selena in a hair plane. Cause it would be, it would be like a presidential airplane that they do all the hair and makeup on this hair plane. No, I saw a plane with hair. Air Force One.

No, it's like a real, oh, it's a plane with long beautiful hair. That's what I saw. Yeah, the plane, like the front part of the plane. It's got all the little earrings dangling underneath. Oh man, that's great. And until that gets released, watch Soul Plane. That's a good, that's a fun. And until that gets released, just talk to the hand.

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