Stop Podcasting Yourself - Episode 859 - Caitlin Howden

Episode Date: September 3, 2024

Comedian Caitlin Howden returns to talk southern accents, waterslides, and New York Fries.

Hi, he's Dave Schumke. And he's Graham Clark. And together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself. Woo! Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 859 of Stop Podcasting Yourself. My name's Graham Clark and with me as always is a man who I imagine, but I don't know for sure has washed his car this week. No!

Mr. Dave Schumke. Frick no dude! Haven't washed it all some! Did you really? Un-wash all some. You haven't got the pail out and the hose into a charity car wash? Oh yeah, put them on the glass. Yeah.

Yeah. We're kind of a handkerchief kind of bra situation. Do you remember we used to talk about, I guess is fanning herself comically, we used to talk about that show when we, I used to go to the Italian channel and there was a show called Sexy Car Wash. Mmm, yes. We used to talk about that show when we I used to get the Italian channel and there was a show called sexy car wash Mmm, yes, and it was like two contestants and the winner got to sit in a car while some sexy ladies watched his car Well, there's no way that shouldn't be remade into an American show. That's amazing Yeah, or at least into like a Carl's Jr. Ad. Yes or promotion, right?

If you win them the tab And our guest today who thought that that was plenty steamy and she's right. She's a comedian. She is a writer She is an actor. She's all these things and more. It's Caitlin Howden. Hello, Caitlin. Hi guys. Thanks for having me Thank you for coming on the show. You could have added a few more things to that Graham. That's a short little list you gave me there Thank you sister daughter. daughter, aunt, cousin. Restauranteur, producer. Okay, now we're talking. Okay.

Libra, fast. Yeah, fast. Are you fast? No, I wish. Are you Libra? Yeah. Were you ever fast? No, but I could always jump.

Yeah, that would be your, Frackenfield was doing a jump? Oh, do you, you know how's your, but I could always jump. Yeah was that would be your Frackenfield was doing a jump to you. You know, how's your rate or fortune jumping? No, she had those t-shirts to say I may not be fast, but I can jump It said I can jump in the back. Yeah, and it said it higher up in the shirt So you could only read it when I was jumping Yeah, I may not be fast, but check out these nuts. Have you ever done a fast? Have I ever done a fast? Yes.

How did you do lemon juice and cayenne? I did. The dream girls fast? Yeah, I did the dreams girls fast. I don't know what that means, but no, in the youth group, I did a couple 24 hours. You fasted for Jesus? Fasted for African. African Jesus.

African Jesus. Could you have anything at all or nothing? Water and juice. Did you put... oh wow. I could go ham... That's easy. Juice. Juice is awesome. Juice is big. That'll keep it going for three days. You're not allowed to just put a chunk of something in water and call it juice. It has to be just...

You couldn't have like a loaf of bread juice? Yeah. What is that? It has to be just... Oh, sure you couldn't have like a loaf of bread juice. What is a... Just put it in a blender and then pour it. Like the way the hot dog guys dip the hot dog in the water. I'm just drinking. Yeah, this is a drink. This is a drink.

Did you carbo-load before? I was always carbo-loading. Still to this day. Every day I get up, carbo-load. Good for you for not giving up on that. Yeah. You know, you really gave up on the fast and then helping people, but you know, you didn't stop on the credit. No, he made it. Now, yeah, I made it. I donated

and then now I'm feeding farmers' families by eating all their goods. Oh my god. Yeah. You're a damn hero. Thank you. Thank you. No farmers, no. I mean food. It's not a title I was looking for, but I'm glad I found it. Do we want to get to know us? Yes. Get to know us. So you haven't been here for a year. And... I know I miss you guys. Seriously, I... anytime that I think, okay, who could we have as a guest? Inevitably, your name is the first one that comes up.

Then I look back, okay, it hasn't been quite a year yet. Let's just wait. Although we did try to book you like three, four months ago and we just couldn't. Yeah. You were busy. Well, I realize I've been saying yes too quickly to you two. I gotta keep you two humble a little bit. You know what I mean?

I gotta remember what the status is. And right now you've had the upper hand for too long. Yeah, so you make us. So I said, no, I can't, I'm aloof. Yeah, from the bathtub. Yeah. Yeah. I can't hear you over the bubbles, sorry. And you, since you last were on.

Into a big gun. I can believe in the first time, I can breathe for the first time. Breathe for the first time. Okay. It's like an anti-that-guy song. Oh yeah. I'm still moving on.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Is it, I'm so moving on. I'm still moving on. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. Is it, I'm so moving on? I'm so moving on. I'm so moving on, yeah. This was in the wake of So Yesterday by Hilary Duff. Oh shit, do you remember where you were when you first heard it?

Boy, I was probably on the beat. I was watching a tape of the JFK assassination. You were singing it up to Hilary Duff's works. Okay. Graham, let me ask you a question. What is your least favorite thing about Dave? No, no, no, no, that's good. No, I feel bad.

You do? No. You know what? It's that he's too good at his job. Yeah, that's, we're going to give a job what's your biggest weakness. Hey Dave, your turn. What's the thing you least about Graham? He's got to say something so mean. Too good at this, yeah. We're gonna give a job, what's your biggest weakness? Dave, your turn. What's the thing you least of it for him?

He's got to say something so mean. I find he's very preachy. I find he's a real... One thing, one thing, one thing. Just the one, just the one. He's got kind of a nimby streak when they... Just the one. Just has this big scroll and furthermore.

The whole new gluten free thing. It's very flavor of the month. Yeah, it is very flavor of the month. Oh my God, did you know? No. I can't have gluten. Just add it to the list of, now I'm in double digits allergy. I'm sorry.

So Graham is now doing gluten. He actually is doing a gluten fast for the rest of his life. I'm allowed to drink bread as long as it's cold. You got to dip it. Yeah, I can dip it, yeah. Can you have milk bread? What is milk bread? It's bread made of milk, maybe it's a bit different.

It's, no, I made some a couple weeks ago, it was so good, but it's still flour. What is it, you guys? What are you talking about, milk bread? Well, it's Japanese, they use like a, the recipe I did, it was like you take some milk and you mix it with... Memory foam?

No, flour and water and then it becomes, or maybe butter, I don't know, but then it becomes like this piece of the bread mixture. It's like a starter, but with milk. Kinda, but then you also use yeast. Right, oh. Graham, did you find out the hard way or was this inevitable?

I, here's the way, and the listeners have already heard this. I decided to go off it for a couple of weeks. And everything improved so dramatically. No! That it was like, oh, you've been very allergic to this for a long time. And you didn't even realize the level of your suffering

because you're like, well, I'm better than I was before. And he means everything got better. He was like, oh my God. Bigger than it used to be. Yeah, oh my God. And that's why you're into jazz now. Yeah. Because you're off gluten.

Everything got better. Everything got better. Even jazz. But yeah, so it's the worst. It's worse because gluten is so magical. It's so magical. Do you think this is a new thing your new body is doing to you?

Or is this something that you've been battling for long, like your whole life? Once you do the math, I don't think when I was younger, but I think in the last 10 years, I was like, if you look at all the things that were just daily occurrences, I was like, hmm, that's not normal. Right.

And now I'm like, aha. Like my wedding ring couldn't fit before and so now it's it fits why'd you buy a ring that didn't fit she wouldn't shrink it for me because she said that's the smallest one that can go on your finger she can't I got not gonna large it cuz they'll fall off your finger right and she would have been right she would have been right yeah was right she was right who was she a Doctor? Jeweler. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I went to the doctor, he fixed my ring. He's like, why don't you just get off gluten? Yeah. Wow. That's such a, cause our bodies are always changing, right? This thing where now at 41, 42, I go, well, this is bloody new.

Yeah. You know, I'm bleeding everywhere now. Yeah. Out of my eyes and my nose. My knee just hurt yesterday all day. Today it's fine, but yesterday it was like, you're never gonna walk again. Do you know what I bought for the first time?

Yes. Oh my God, okay, can we guess? Yes, let me make sure I have it in, yeah, yeah, I have it, I have it. Is it Centrum Silver? No. I was gonna say something like Metamucil, is it a Metamucil?

No. Okay. Is it a body thing, is it something for the body? It helps the body. Is it something inside or outside the body? Inside. Okay. Prunes. Is it prunes? No. Oh, an IUD. No. Too old for that. They won't let me have one. Did your doctor give you an IUD IOU? Just a couple of left to install it though. It's a little piece of paper. Okay, tell us. Yeah. Oh, Tums! Hell yeah.

But I did not get Tums. I got extra strength calcium antacids. Life brand? Pharmacy brand. Oh, cool. Even worse somehow. Yeah, first time I ever had to buy Tums. I, uh, wow.

My wife is like a lifelong Tom's Stan Really? Yeah, I'm a pep guy. I'm putting it back in my bag right next to the black coffee and pack of smokes Okay, we've got we've got all the stomach stuff Like I don't I get a pepsi. Yeah, we got pepsi that I find is the best What is is good is that like you would take it when you have heartburn? Yeah, that's what I'm getting is heartburn I don't even know the thing on the package is like a throat hot And then the mouth is open yes, right Commercial was like a human body 3d animation of a human body and the hand is just pushing

I think that's gotta be Pepto. Or is that Gaviscon? Gaviscon's a good too. Remember when Mark Chavez was on the Pepto-Bismol commercial? Yeah. When you have NASA heartburn indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea. He was on it for years. Yeah.

And it might still be on it. I'm sure every time it comes up, he's like, boy, it's embarrassing. I hate that I did that. But also it's funny because he hates the commercial, but every time he sees the commercial, he knows he's getting paid. To team. Yeah. Well, and is it an American commercial

or is it only in Canada? I've never tested that with an out of America. I don't know, but have you seen the Spanish version of it? No. Have you? I have. Because they sing the same song, but in Spanish. And yeah, boy, what's his line? His line is like, it's nothing.

And then he's like, no, it's nada. No, it's nada. Be a good day. No, it's nothing. And then the woman he's with says, doesn't sound like nothing. Or in Spanish she says, chivitaca. You're no quesinon. Yes.

Oh my God, a bilingual. No, I didn't, those weren't words. I mean, they were, but they didn't go together to make sense. When was the last time you worked in a commercial? Is that something that you do? No. You've never done? I have done them.

I think my last commercial was when I was living in Toronto still. What was it? Yeah, I did a couple Bud Light commercials. Really? Yeah, and then I did a Tim Hortons commercial to get my right of passage into Canadian TV and film. Nice. Yeah, I've done a few commercials.

What was the Bud Light one? There was a series of commercials where there was this guy who was like the Bud Light guy. Okay. Sounds so cool. And he would go to games and like, then they made a series of commercials for him and I played Mrs. Bud Light guy. Oh, wow.

Yeah. And so then you, were you like dressed like a Bud Light? What was this guy's- No, I was dressed like, like just a normal person, but I was married to the, my husband was Mr. Bud Light, so our whole life was Bud Light themed. Jesus.

I gotta tell you, I can't picture it. It could be anything. I'm picturing a guy like from- A guy in a suit? Yeah, like a bottle? Yeah, yeah. No, he was more like a cool dude, like how Kokanee has the ranger. Sure.

Wait, what? Kokanee has the ranger? Remember the ranger, the Kokanee ranger? Yeah, yeah. I remember- I don't remember. This was at the Bigfoot, when Bigfoot was on? Bigfoot was before the ranger, I think.

I think so too, I think the ranger appeared to get the Bigfoot. Yeah, Bigfoot has been a kokanee spokesperson my whole life. Yeah. I also remember there was one guy, God, was this a kokanee commercial? There's a guy, I was in grade seven, and there's a guy in like the town where they do, made

kokanee, Creston PC maybe? Sure. Yes. And there's a guy who's the garbage man there, and he goes, I'm an extreme garbage man. And? That's all I remember. Also, it might be Panagopolis or something. It's also, the ad that follows from that premise is that every house he goes to, tons of empties

of coconut. Yes. This is Creston, BC. Look at all the cans I'm picking up. Is that the commercial? No, no, that was just what I'm- But that's what would make sense. Yeah, yeah.

Why would you have this extreme- I guess this was pre-recycling. And it's made in Creston because they have the better water or something like that. They have a special spring that Kokanee. The fact that I can't really put together any solid things, but I have a warm feeling about, yeah, Creston, pure water, beer. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Days there for you.

That's not an internet. That's Canadian. Oh, Kokanee, yeah. Yeah. I think it's still, it's owned by Molson now, but... Which is owned by some Swiss. By Bill Gates. Wow. That's above my pay grade. Wilson now, but. Which is owned by like some Swiss. By Bill Gates. Wow. I know. That's above my pay grade.

I was, yeah, I was reading the side of a bottle of, I wanna say Corona. In your book club, you were reading it. Yeah, I mean, I'm a few months behind. And it said bottled in and listed a bunch of places. And I think one of them was Creston. Creston. Kept the jobs there, I think one of them was Creston. Creston. Kept the jobs there, that's nice.

Nice for Creston. Yeah, it was, I was in Newfoundland and they, you can only get Pepsi there because the Coke plant closed like 45 years ago and Pepsi's remained. And so the whole place. But you can also get like 10 flavors of Crush. You can get all secret flavors of crush that

you've never even heard of pineapple no coca cola no coke you would be hard pressed to find a diet coke diet pepsi coke zero pepsi zero pepsi zilchia pepsi free whatever what don't why don't they get it delivered like from from from another civilization Jesus yeah, it's wild. They're just living like that. Yeah, and like it's Pepsi. You know what I mean? What's your favorite? Do you ever drink coke? Yeah. Yeah, I like I sometimes like a little pop. Yeah the little cans. Yeah, I love Gonna hangover day. Whoo. Nothing bad. I love a little coke with eggs and bacon. Oh on a hangover day. Woo, nothing bad. I love a little Coke with eggs and bacon.

Oh, that sounds nice. I don't know why. Because that's like a good diner combo. Give me eggs and bacon and some Coke. Yeah, I like a little can of Coca-Cola if I'm working late, because then instead of having a coffee. Yeah.

Dave. That's really good. That's really good. That was really good. Like a little tiny can of Coke Zero. Coke Zero. I go to the movie theater, I get Coke Zero. Yes. Are you going to the theater in the summertime?

Are you a movie summer guy? Yeah. If they play anything I wanna see, which they haven't for a few weeks. Okay, tell me about it. But have you seen It Ends With Us? no, but I did see a huge crowd of like The same kind of woman outside of it. It was like wow It's like like 33 year old women yeah in the same matching shorts

And it was the movie that kicked Deadpool out of the number one spot so and they Know a good thing that they're working together to take over Hollywood. I think he also produced it anyways number one spot. So they uh, Ryan Hesl. Trouble in paradise, eh? Yeah. Well, good thing that they're working together to take over Hollywood. I think he also produced it. Anyways, they're doing well, we just them the best. Well, he had his fingies in It Ends with Us 2. That's what I mean, yeah, he produced it. But not in a good way.

Not in a good way. Oh, what do you mean? I mean, he and Blake Lively apparently were rewriting some scenes without the knowledge of the script supervisor or the head writer. Yeah, the writer director was like, taking the domestic violence part of it very seriously. And Blake Lively was more like,

hey, let's make this a fun event. How about a pie fight instead of a real fight? Her tagline at one of her promos for the movie was like, get your girlfriends and put your pearls on. You're like, this is a movie about domestic violence. I don't think she knows what she did. Wow. I don't think she knows about the movie.

I don't know what she did last summer. I don't know. I don't know what she did last summer. I'm assuming they were on vacation. So is the thing that ends, don't spoil it for anybody who wants this, but the thing that ends with us is the violence? The thing that ends with that? No, the it. What is the thing that ends, don't spoil it for anybody who wants this, but the thing that ends with us is the violence? The thing that ends with us?

No, the it. What is the it? Yeah. It's the clown. It ends with us. Yeah, it's a sequel to it. I love that. And the next one is Pennywise ends with us.

Too scary. Too scary. I don't want that at all. Now you've been working in television and film Now you've been working in television and film. I've been working in television and film. What have you been doing? I got to work on a really cool TV show. Yeah.

That's gonna be coming out this fall and it's called The Chicken Sisters. Okay. Mock mock. You've heard her song. Yep. Yeah. And it's based on a book

and it was made into a TV show by this woman named Annie Mabane, and she's so incredible, so smart, so funny, and it was the best TV experience I've ever had in my career. Really? Yeah. Hands down. Tell me, what makes a good time on set? They say that it's always about the trickle down, right?

So the people who are at the top of the show, the producers, the creator of the show, the showrunners, they set the tone for everything. And it was just awesome. Everyone was great. And it was incredible. One of the headwriters on the show wrote an episode and was also the on-set writer was Erin Gibson. Nice.

Our friend. We love Erin Gibson. God, who doesn't love Erin Gibson? We tried to get her on while she was here. She was here for so long, but you were shooting out in Chilliwack and Langley. I mean, who doesn't love Erin Gibson? We tried to get her on while she was here. She was here for so long, but you were shooting out in Chilliwack and Langley. She also said, no fucking way.

And I was like, well, I don't say that. I just say I'm busy. That's funny. You drove by your house twice. Yeah. Oh yeah. And she was the one that gave you the finger, right? Yeah, did you see? Yeah, I saw it.

Well, I saw it until a couple of eggs hit me in the face. That was me. Yeah, we were shooting in the outskirts of Vancouver. I felt so badly for people who were coming from the US. We were like, oh, shooting a movie, shooting a TV show in Vancouver. And you're like, nah. No.

No, you're not. You're staying at the Sandman in Langley and you're gonna be working in Chilliwack, Abbotsford and surrounding areas. Okay, okay. This is, they have a big soundstage there or? Yeah, there was a big set, big soundstage, but then we were also on location sometimes.

Fun. It was really cool. And it's a Southern show. Okay. Oh, did you have to do an accent? I did. Yay. I do declare.

Yeah, I had a coach. I don't think that did anything. What are they, okay. I've always wanted to know, what does a language coach do or an accent coach do? Or a dialect coach. A dialect coach, so it's a Southern show, it takes place in the South. Okay, this is I've always wanted to know what is a language coach do or an accent coach. So it was a it's a southern show takes place in the south. Okay. In this fictional town called Maranac. Okay. And every time he's keeping on theme every time Dave Cluck's you take it to take a drink. So it's a southern town so it couldn't be like too southern and it

couldn't be too northern southern. It's like definitely can't be Canadian. Couldn't be Canadian. Which was my biggest note where they kept saying stop doing that. Put down the cocaine. How did you get the cocaine in there? I got to play a southern woman named Shawna and what they do is do is it's all about your mouth. So like where does the word sit? You see you have it's just like that flaw. Now it's a dialect coach. Can they do any dialect or do they need to fly her up from the bayou?

Okay, it was on zoom. Okay, so and she is a dialect coach for the National Shakespeare Company in Washington. Wow. Yeah. So she specializes in placement and how to make an accent. I didn't quiz her. No, I wasn't like, okay, do South African then. That's the hard one. Did you have to audition in an accent?

I did, yeah. And it was good enough that they were like, we'll get somebody to- Give her the part. Yeah. We'll send the edges, but you've got it. Yeah. They were like like you're close enough And what's your character name? I'm Shauna Shauna and is Shauna with us here today?

Give me a minute. Yeah. Yeah. She's messing up her hair about extra shoes Yeah, Shauna was a clown Actually, it's funny. She is a bit of a clown. So I didn't, I'm not one of the leads. The leads of the show are people like, oh, I don't know, Leah Thompson from Back to the Future. Holy shit, really?

And Howard the Duck. She'll get a Pepsi free. Wow. Wendy Malick from Just Shoot Me. Oh yeah. Pauly Cleveland. Yeah. Dream on. Yeah, and now Night Court.

She was on, oh wow. Yeah. Okay, what a career. Skylar Fisk, who is in Orange County, and she was actually in the original Babysitter's Club movie. Oh, okay. Did you talk to her about how you were at the Babysitter's Club TV show?

Yeah, well, we talked about it. Oh, yeah. We talked about the Babysitter's Club. And then Genevieve Angelson is the other star. What do you think of that boy, crazy Stacey? Do you think she's gonna gonna get with that lifeguard you know um she told me that they're all still friends the actors from the babysitters club movie movie which was 20 years ago I guess they're still in touch who's in it who was it I cuz I'm I'm picturing whatever now and then or whatever. No, yeah, you're thinking of Christina Ricci.

Christina Ricci, that's what I'm thinking. Or Rosie O'Donnell. Well, Skylar Fisk was in it. And that's all I can remember. Yeah, it's a great show. It's about two families and dueling fried chicken restaurants. And they've been dueling restaurants across the street from each other for years. And finally, it's come to a head and they're going to find out which is the best fried chicken. And they've been dueling restaurants across the street from each other for years. And finally, it's come to a head and they're going to find out which is the best fried chicken. But it's not actually about the restaurant.

It's about the relationships, the moms, the daughters. Oh my god. I wish, yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like a fried green tomatoes meets Schitt's Creek. Nice. Okay. This is fun.

It's really fun. Not a live studio audience. This is all. No, I wish. That's the dream. Wouldn. No, I wish that's the dream. Wouldn't that be amazing? That is the dream. And they're doing it now. Where?

Well, they're doing it for Night Court, and they're doing it for Frasier. Oh, yeah. Frasier's still happening? I wish I could see that. The reboot's still happening? I don't know if they're going in for another season, but what they would do is they rehearse Monday, Tuesday,

Wednesday, Thursday, and then they shoot Friday in front of a live studio audience. Imagine that. I just, whenever I see behind the scenes of like, Seinfeld where he gets to like go out before the show and say hi to everybody, kind of warm up the crowd. I'm like, oh, how much fun would that be? They're like, they're all there to see the show that you're recording.

And my favorite is when someone makes a little mistake, you know, and they just start getting the giggles. Oh my god. The bloopers happen. Yeah. The best. Okay, so two dueling chicken restaurants. Yes.

I would honestly think that's probably good for business because you know, you're like, ah, this chicken restaurant's full. Well, let's go to this one. We'll just go to the chicken. They're feuding though, also. I know they're feuding, but also like, you go, it's like how in Vancouver there's all those like

unofficial districts of like, oh, there's like a bunch of like outdoor hiking shops near each other. Sure. Oh yes. Maybe they're feuding, but you know what? They're enjoying each other's foot traffic. Yeah, and they also, they have more in common with each other than with anybody.

Wow. Yeah. That's so true. If you were a chicken sister, are somehow, how? So I play Shawna, I work at Franny's. Did you do the accent yet? I did. She did. I'm doing it.

It's subtle, Dave. I love it. I find that accent, just the, it's just a little bit. Not the crazy draw. Even though I can't do it. It's hard though. I love listening to it.

Neighborhood is a hard one. Neighborhood. Neighborhood. Neighborhood. Would you, how do listening to it. Neighborhood is a hard one. Neighborhood. Neighborhood. Neighborhood. Would you? How do you say it? Neighborhood. Neighborhood.

Like, I don't know, I'm not an actor. Do you have to memorize your lines? And then as you're memorizing your lines, do you also have to do a passive like pronunciation? Yeah. So on the day that you're on set, let's say you're shooting on a Tuesday and you're the cam doing these four scenes,

you should know them off by heart and you should be able to do them. But also at the same time, you gotta be flexible that one of the writers is gonna run up and say, actually change this line to this line. Neighborhood, neighborhood, neighborhood. Neighborhood and stop saying, all right.

No, I did say, anyway, it was just, I had some Canadian things. Yeah, drama class. Yeah, I'll play Canadian things. Drama class. Yeah, I play a woman who knows everyone and I can do anything. So, in the everybody... Is anybody there actually from the South or this is all just everybody's doing the accent? Yes, so Skyler's from Virginia, so we would often go to her and say, can you say a word for me? I need to hear it. And then our script supervisor,

she was really good with the Southern accent, so she would come in and correct. Right. And she was also the one who had the script in front of her. So when you were shooting, she would come up and go, okay, so you didn't say any of the lines and I'm gonna need you to say it properly. And I go, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

for sure, for sure. Oh me, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh me, yeah, for sure. But when they come up and give you a note at the last second, doesn't that freak you out? Oh yeah. Yeah, like now you're for sure. Oh me, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh me, yeah, for sure. But when they come up and give you a note at the last second, doesn't that freak you out? Oh yeah. Yeah, like now you're just focused on the note?

Well, cause then you go, is it cause I didn't say it right? Yeah. And they're like, no, no, no, we're just changing some words around after, cause they hear it. That's why you have writers on set. That's why. That's true.

Yeah. So they can, in the moment be like, you know, we're gonna change it to this. Right. Yeah, and they let me do a lot of just improv and play around and. That's nice. Yeah. And because they knew that I would be, I was open to it.

Aaron just gave me a bunch of wild lines all the time. Nice. Wild lines. Wild lines. Yeah. So that's coming out in September. It's going to be a Hallmark TV show. And then I don't know what they're pairing with this other streaming services they're

going to pair it with. But oh boy. Yeah. I got to get all this paired streaming services. Yeah, gotta get all these streamers. And it was, it's on Hallmark and it's gonna be lovely. I'm just gonna, you know what? Streamers be cursed.

I'm just getting the Hallmark channel. Yeah, you know, I would get it for December, you know what I mean? Then I could get all the episodes of that, get the movies. I still have cable. Do you still have cable? You don't have cable. I have cable.

And I went and I like, we've had the same cable package for years and then my kids were like, they wanted to watch a show that we didn't get. And I was like, I can switch our cable package. I was so excited. Wasn't it wild when you realized that you're like, I've been assuming this is my package that I chose

and this is the channels I shall watch. Yeah. Well, I mean, we got these eight, if we got, it's like the mains plus eight, it's like eight little packages, but you can click on which eight ones you want and then you unclick them and you have switched the Cartoon Network.

Also, do you get like five different TSN channels? Oh yeah, but I like that. Yeah, you need those. It's funny, yeah, it's funny to me that it's like, there's not just one, you can have 10 ESPN channels. Yeah, yeah. I have like four sports nets and four TSNs, and I need them.

And he's happy. Yeah. And during the Olympics, that was great. You were laughing. I was flipping between. You were doing some floor tumbling. I did round off back handspring. You did?

I did round off back handspring. On purpose or by accident? By accident. Oh yeah. I went ass over a tea kettle. But they still let it in. They still escorted it. They let it in.

Even though he was in jeans, everyone was like, how did he get such height in those jeans? Yeah, I was wearing my summer jeans. Would you wear shorts? Are you wearing shorts right now? I would wear shorts, but not right now. Today's one of the cooler days. Cooler today.

Pants, pants today. But no jeans. I don't wear jeans between May and October. I agree. Well, season, what do you say we're in right now? Do you think we're in end of summer or are we in a kiss of fall? I think we're, I feel like the last week

it's been all kiss of fall. We've been making out with fall this week. It's been cloudy, but it's, it's been cloudy, but it's it's It's been cloudy, but it's not that all fault No, I tried I like I walk the dog at 7 in the morning with a hoodie on and I'm Overheating yeah, even today. Let's stop wearing that hoodie. I gotta say well, then it's not fault My this is what I'm saying is it's too hot for a hoodie Maybe whether isn't just on or off. Maybe weather isn't just on or off, or season, sorry, isn't just on or off.

It's more like a zipper. You know what I mean? Like the little teeth go in. So like some of the teeth are summer and then some of the teeth are fall. Yeah. We talked winter winter about seasons on this show. But it's because it's the it's what our life is based on. What else is there?

I know. But like I just want people to know that we know. Yeah. Yeah. I'll keep doing know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll keep doing it. Yeah, it's our commitment to you. Yeah, we're recording this on the 21st of August. So who knows what? We're one month from official fall,

which is not gonna be fall-wise. I can't wait to start counting down. You can't wait, hey? I, people don't like this, but I love that they're rolling out the Halloween stuff already. God, what's wrong with you? Pumpkin spice is started today, baby the Halloween stuff already. God, what's wrong with you?

Pumpkin spice is started today, baby. Really? Yeah. Oh, wow. That's pretty shocking. That seems like it's too early, but... Okay. Well, you can't pick and choose.

I guess. Pick a lane. Who's a lane? This is a... We just got a new line here. We're gonna get you to say who's a lane. Who's a... Pick a lane.

Oh, what are we doing? Drafting our Seinfeld fantasy rosters? How would something like that work a Seinfeld fantasy rosters? I mean, I don't know how you would score it, but that's what I mean. Yeah, like you would pick yeah I don't know but let's okay. Who are you drafting first? I Don't know what that what well, but like what's the game? Yeah, I don't know. Okay, okay But I just want to know who you're drafting first. It depends on the game. Okay, you okay first overall draft pick goes to Caitlin okay, we don't know the game. Okay, I'm gonna pick a lane

Put a lane smart pick a lane make a choice. Okay, you're next Graham. I'm gonna have to go with Kramer. Oh yeah. Yes! I will, of course, take George. And it's a snake draft, so I get to go twice. Oh, shit! I forgot about the snake draft. I don't know that many characters.

I'm gonna go with George and... Jackie Childs. Oh, that's a good one! Have we ever talked about that they had contemplated doing a spin-off with that character? Jackie Childs? We haven't talked about it they had contemplated doing a spin-off with that character? Jackie Childs? We haven't talked about it and I feel bad now. Who was Jackie Childs?

He was Kramer's lawyer. It was based on Johnny Cochran. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They thought that would be a fun spin-off. And you know the more I think about it, the more I'm like, it'd be great. You get Kramer cameos all the time because he's always looping them into some crazy fanatigans.

I mean, it's probably too late to make it now. Well, it was before its time. Breaking Bad has ruined it. Now we can never have that. That's true. Like a lawyer up to something. Breaking Bad, it's done. And Better Call Saul made it, you know.

Yeah, really. That's really, really good. Really about a lawyer. Breaking Bad, if arguably not about a lawyer so much. Yeah. Have you ever been in a show with courtroom or police procedural or what? Yeah, I was in-

She was Mrs. Bud Light. Yeah. He was a redhead. He was an arsonist. And I broke a bottle and I held it to his throat and I said, we're going for dinner, dammit. He's like, that bottle is turning me on. So you can give turn. I was on Turner and Hooch the remake. Yes he has and I was a I was a I was a

What's what's it called a US Marshal your mom? Oh, yeah, and no I had a vest a vest. Okay. Yeah, I had a gun. Did you wear it like a hat? I was gonna get stuck in the vest Did you meet Hooch? There are many Hooches. But did you meet them? Yep. Are they nice?

Yeah, I mean, this was the TV show, of course. I wasn't in the original. Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, I had to make that clear. Is it a different dog? Many different dogs. But is it a different kind of dog? No, same kind of dog.

What is that kind of dog? Don't tell me. Neapolitan Mastiff? Dog de Bordeaux? Wow, it's some sort of mastiff for sure. Did you get an autographed headshot with a paw print? No, but I did get some of their goober on my costume and then they were like, and everyone was freaking out from wardrobe and hair and makeup because they were like, get it off, get it off, get it off, because it stains.

Oh. So the goober when he does that floppy head shake, iconic, and all the goober when he does that that floppy head shake iconic than all the goober goes everywhere Yeah, they probably had to put a plastic bag around him because that stuff stains. It's gonna ruin the whole yeah Hmm. There were many. Yeah, there were many hoochies and some were even little puppies Oh, man, they're like well this this one is good at running and then this one would be good at jumping and then this one was Good at staying now. You're fast. You're not fast, but you can jump. I can jump, yeah. So, okay, you could relate. So I got, only with one of them.

Only with one. We had to use a body double for the fast scenes. Yeah. Hmm. It's that, did you have a character name? Or were you just a police person or just a trooper? I was Officer Jenna Martin. Yes.

Marshall Martin. And I got to do a stunt. What did you do? I got caught in a booby trap. Oh, I need to know. Can you still say booby trap? It's breast trap. It's titty trap.

It's titty. Uh, yeah, I get caught in a titty trap and my foot trips a wire and then a rope wraps itself around my leg and whips me up into a tree. Leg first? Leg first and I'm upside down and I'm hanging there. That's so, that's awesome. and a rope wraps itself around my leg and whips me up into a tree. Leg first? Leg first and I'm upside down and I'm hanging there. So, yeah.

That's awesome. How did you? How did they do it? How did they do the stunt? I didn't. They got someone else to do it. Oh, I see. You did say you had a stunt.

I had a stunt. Cause at one point they did have to slowly hoist me up, upside down. And then like they were gonna snap the camera to us, then just dangling. That's great. When you say us you mean you and your... Me and the other actors. Okay. No they didn't do this to the dog. Yeah it was her and Hooch. Turner was out of the picture. It was Trooper and Hooch. So I steal Hooch and we fall in love on an escaped adventure. Brought to you by Milkbone. I just have some rewrites.

Yes, Caitlin? Yeah, I'm gonna fall in love with this dog. So, me and this dog, we're in love. This dog, I knew it another life. So, someone else did the actual whipping, but I did have to run and trip the wire. And then I had to hang upside down and then deliver my lines.

The stunt double looked like you at all or was just an on-set did everybody stunt? More like had brown hair and was wearing the same thing I was wearing. Easy peasy. Yeah. Easy peasy. But it was really cool what she did because to make it look good, like she actually had to move quite quickly at that tree. Yeah.

They had to, like they had ropes and they had like eight people on the other side of this pulley system of a rope. And they're like one, two, three, and they just yanked her up. Wow, it's so funny that it's not, it's not some sort of machine that does it. It's just like eight guys pulling on a rope. I feel like that would really help my back.

Yeah. To just dangle? Yeah. Although I wonder if you're upside down and you have acid reflux, do your tums work the opposite? Does the acid go back down? If you're, yeah, no, the acid goes back down. The reflux only wants to fuck you up

no matter which way you are. So if you're upside down, it's gonna go. The reflux. The reflux. The reflux. The moment. Mm. Okay. I don't know that one. It's Duran Duran.

Oh. Oh. No comment. Oh. Do you ever play a lawyer? No, I've never played a lawyer. That'd be fun though, right? But I was in a courtroom scene once.

I was just, I was a sister of the woman who was presiding over a case. Okay. And I had a moment where I was really proud of her. And they cut to me in the courthouse and I was really proud of her. Good way to preside. Yeah. She was a lawyer. Yeah.

Um, what of the, like, do you do equal comedies and dramas or mostly comedies or? I do mostly sister roles. Okay. Mostly female roles. You've been in sex acts once, two. Chicken sisters, buck buck. I'm doing kind of, yeah, like, it feels like the movies, the movie of the weeks that I do are more serious.

Yeah. And then the TV shows are more comedy. Because like, it sounds like being a serious actor would be more fun for some reason. I don't know why. Being funny is fun by being serious and being like, I'm an actual bounty hunter or whatever. It seems like great. Or looking at my sister and being like,

what's going on with you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when they turn the cameras off, you're giving her no gees. I go, idiot. Yeah. One of the lines was, look, you know mom and dad and I love you very much.

So this is coming from a place of love. But when did you stop becoming, what was it? But when did you stop becoming the director of your own life? Whoa. Ouch. That was for 12 Clues of Christmas. Okay, I got it. That opens up a whole giant box of questions. Was that the lawyer one?

No, no, no. So is this a mystery? No, no, no. So is this a mystery? Mystery hallmark? No, it's more like, it's not. I don't think it's gonna be called the 12 Clues of Christmas because the title doesn't work with what it is.

Oh, okay, this hasn't come out. No. They change the title all the time. The Chicken Sisters had a code name title for a long time. Sure. And I was like, oh yeah, we're all on this show, right? And they're like, Caitlin, it's Chicken Sisters. I was like, well then why does it say

the other word everywhere? Okay, it says it on the scripts. It says it when I drive into set. And they're like, well, it's just like, it's a code word. I was like, why? Because we don't want internet sleuths getting. I know, and it was a Reese's book club book pick. Who's a Reese?

Witherspoon. She's got her own book club now? Oh yeah. I literally thought it was like Reese's Pieces. Reese's Pieces chose a book. Graham wouldn't know because he's allergic. You're allergic to Reese Witherspoon? Yeah, one time I had a sip of a smoothie she recommended.

There was a whole head of romaine lettuce. One of the worst things I've ever drank. Is that true? That is true. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Oh, don't join her smoothie club. Yeah. She said she has it every day. So that's the mind that... Yeah. She's also a speed reader. She can read four books in a day.

I can too, but then I can't recall any of that. No. Sure. Fair. And also my eyes didn't actually touch of that. No. Sure. Fair. And also my eyes didn't actually touch every word. No. She's okay. Let's just talk about Reese Witherspoon.

I kind of think she's great. Oh yeah. I like election and I like- Loved election. The Legally Blonde. Legally Blonde. Uh-huh. And- That's all you need.

What about the one where her and Ryan Philippe met. Oh Sexy one. Yeah Yeah, has it dangerous? But it's not called that it's not No, it's called That was a good one, she's really good it was okay Selma Blair was great in that too. Yeah. She was.

Also Reese Witherspoon made Big Little Lies, that TV show for HBO. And she was in Wilde. Yes. Which was a book that she probably read as part of her club, but she was, she read it so fast. Yeah, she read it so fast and then she brought it to people

and said like, I need you to read this book. And she's like, done, okay, I've already done it. You guys at your own pace. Well then she goes, ha ha, I already got the rights before you slow readers did. So then she gets the rights to make it into a movie. And she goes, try reading faster. Asshole.

I did read election. I read the book version of that. Did you? There actually was a book version of election. Tom Perotta. Huh. Tom Perotta, huh. That sounds like the name of a standup. Who do I think you're saying? Tom Segotta. Huh. Tom Perotta, huh. That sounds like the name of a standup.

Who do I think you're saying? Tom Segura? Yeah. Tom Perotta also. Or John Perotta. Was like, he has, I think he created the leftovers as well. Which is what I create every day when no one eats my meal. Is it hard to cook for kids? Yeah. Or are they, I mean, some aren't picky, some are normal kids and yours maybe are just difficult

and troubled. Mine are, my children are troubled because they don't want to eat my soufflés. You keep making these bread soufflés. What you have to do is make whatever you're going to eat and then flatten the rest and cut it out in cool shapes. Then your kids are's gonna like it, no matter what it is. Our policy is like, here's what's for dinner. Eat it or don't.

And if you don't eat it, have something else. Yeah, but then it's not, you don't wanna fight about it. Exactly. You can still have dessert, even if you don't eat your dinner. Yeah, because you guys appreciate dessert. You and Abby respect dessert. Yeah, and I don't want to feel weird

eating dessert in front of them. You can't have any. Because you would too, right? You'd stand in front of the TV so they couldn't see it. Is it dessert every dinner? Dessert every meal. No, we don't have lunch dessert, dude. Summertime we seem to be eating a lot of freezies.

Oh yeah, freezies do have to count, yeah. I do love a freezie. Oh. Love a freezie. Get on board. Go cut one up upstairs. Do you guys have the, do you have them where they're, like how long would you say your average freezie

is in the freezer? We have the big ones. Whoa! But we cut them in half. Okay. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. Do they have Mr. Freezie on the package or are these just clear? No, these these have they have Fritz the cat. No, yeah don't they've got suck on this it says

Oh, man, that's rude Yeah, there I guess they have mr. Freezy on it He's a blowing cloud. He's a Snowman, I think isn't mr. Freezy? Yeah, but he is blowing some sort of climate. Yeah, he's blowing a climate. He's blowing a climate, whatever the climate is. I don't know, not my business. Mr. Freezy Jumbo.

Oh, he is a snowman. Yeah. Yeah, we got these ones. Well, the ones we have are like... Mr. Freezy. Some other Kisco brand. Where's the Kisco brand? Wait, that's not Mr. Freezy. Some other Kisco brand. Where's the Kisco brand? Wait, that's not Mr. Freezy, that's Mr. Freeze.

But these are Freezies. Well, how do you know? How do you know if you're eating an authentic Mr. Freeze? I think you know because that's what we call them. But that looks pretty damn authentic and it's spelt Freeze. Those were Freezes and Kisco makes freezies apparently. Mr. Freeze and then Kisco Freezy. Okay, well Mr. Freeze is the one I'm thinking of.

Well, we've got Kisco. Because Kisco also makes ones that are crush flavored. Nice. So we get like a pink, you know, cream soda one. Popular out there in Newfoundland. Well, I think they get the clear, don't they? Oh yeah, of course. Yes, do I have your Freezy question?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so I'm having a moment right now. I've always called them always, they're all Mr. Freezies. Yeah. But I don't recognize these Kisco's, whatever you're talking about. Yeah, I don't think I've ever had a Kisco. So I've been eating Mr. Freeze, calling it Mr. Freezes.

Yeah. Yeah. No one's gonna fight you on them. I think colloquially they're all freezes. But that's not how it's, but that's not right. This is what we have, the giant freezes crush flavored. Kiss co. Yeah. And, but-

That's not the same one that Jeith Simmons owns, is it? Kiss co, yeah. And we also, you call them free free. That was pretty good, right? You you call them mr.. Freeze I've always just called them freezing. That's what I think I've always just called them all freezy. Yeah, my mother Calls them squeezy freezes cuz you squeeze them up that's good. That's fun. That's that's more fun You should pass that on to your daughters. Let's the fun squeezy-freezy dad? Can I have a freezy?

Say it right in this house we see freezy Squeezy can I please II have a squeezy-freezy? I'm feeling queasy Man that's good stuff. What, like, when you were a kid, did you go to the, like, convenience store to get freezies, or were they always at home? No, no, no. I'm actually shocked when Dave said he has them at home. We had them at home when Costco entered the picture, but before that, it was, you had to go out. You had to go out and get a Freezie. And you had to walk there too. Yeah.

A pill both ways. The great thing is you buy them room temp and you freeze them yourself. Oh, see, that's, yeah. That's the great thing? That's the great thing. You don't have to, when you- Sorry, walk me through how that's created.

If you get a big pack of Freezie's, you don't have to put, like, if you won't have room in your freezer for all of them, you can just freeze as Need as well. I would not want to tube of juices though. I would freeze the whole thing We are bodies are tubes of juices. That's exactly. Yeah. Well, I don't want to eat it No, uh, see I wouldn't do you keep half the box at room temp? Actually very hot. I give it very hot

I keep them in the bathroom. It's just on the stove like a gravy. Just stir it every once in a while. Yeah, we kept half the box at room temp and then we... because that's how they were in the store. No, no, I know, I know, I know. I just don't like it. I remember... I would think I'd be a little freaked out if I came across them in some space. Because I don't think that I've seen, even the ones that we had at home, I only knew them as frozen products. Because your parents got them, put them in the freezer,

and then the next day they're like, by the way, there's freezies. And you're like, oh, great news. Yeah, I can suspend my disbelief that they are always frozen all the time. What was Ivan Decker's joke about how the- Cuts the- Well, yeah, they're like the,

perfectly exactly the size of your mouth minus the size of your lip. Oh yeah, they're like the perfectly exactly the size of your mouth minus the size like sides of your lip Oh, yeah, that's a very Tactile memory. Yeah, just that feeling that like having the sides of your mouth cut up I they feel like there's two schools of thought on this There's people who crunch the freezy some people who just let it you know heat up a little bit and then drink it crunch crunch Yeah, yeah Some people would just let it, you know, heat up a little bit and then drink it. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Yeah. Yeah. But you know what I mean? There's some people that just like they work.

You push them out, squeeze them, squeezy freezy and suck them. Suck that, suck all the color out. I chomp them. I chomp them like there's no tomorrow. I chomp them using the plastic to like, so I don't have to get cold teeth. Yeah. Yeah. And then free freeze is done in under 30 seconds. I loved the ones that you could get that were, like, tubular, sort of. Like, uh... Raaad!

Like, uh, totally tubular, kind of gnarly, um, waves. Um, and they, we would snap them in half, and they were, like... They were maybe shaped like... Oh, yeah! I don't know, like a... They were in a harder plastic tube. Yeah, a little harder. Because it wasn't the same as the Freeze tube,

whatever those are. Boy, how would you Google what I'm talking about? And they had different flavors, and the flavors were almost medicinal, like almost like penicillin-y banana. Oh, I know the one you're talking about. Yeah, and they were rounder. These guys, Popsicle Karate Pops. Yeah. Popsicle Karate P about. Yeah, and they were rounder. These guys, popsicle karate pops.

Yeah. Popsicle karate pops. Yep, absolutely. Absolutely. Popsicle karate pops. But the pictures are all of them at room temperature. Yeah, that's true, gross. That's, it's like a sausage of juice.

It's like a sausage of juice. Are you gonna order some? Yeah. I'm gonna. Hopefully they'll arrive by Halloween. And these are on Etsy? Huh? Huh. Yeah. Homemade. I buy all my homemade pops of karate pops, ice, freezing sticks, snap and twist, 12 to 10.

So saying all things summer, all things summer treat. Katelyn, what's the tops? What's the thing that you only have in summer? It's a super great treat. Honestly, it's not a treat. Well, it is a treat, but it's a tomato sandwich. Yes. Oh my. It is a tomato sandwich with tomatoes from the farmer's market, a little bit toasted bread, fresh basil, some mayonnaise, salt and pepper. Go sit in the garden.

Yeah. Couldn't be happier. That's great. And I won't eat. I don't really like tomatoes in the wintertime. OK. Oh, interesting. I'm a seasonal tomato girl. OK. Because won't eat, I don't really like tomatoes in the winter time. Okay. Oh, interesting. I'm a seasonal tomato girl.

Okay, because you know the ones that you're having in the summer didn't have to travel a very long distance. I didn't know we weren't allowed to not like tomatoes. Um. I've run into so many adults who like take the tomato off their burger and stuff and I'm like, and this wasn't like as a kid, we were, people preached kids, you hate broccoli. Yeah.

But tomato was not on the table. Yeah, I love tomato. I always liked tomato. Not if it makes the bread too wet. Yeah. And the stuff that you get in winter is kind of, it's not, it's just not the same. Yeah, but tomatoes, you can make a nice sauce in the winter.

That is true, good counterpoint. Well then in that case, why don't you can your tomatoes in the summer and then come winter you go, oh, I got these beautiful tomatoes. I'm not doing anything. Good count of what I had. Well then in that case, why don't you can your tomatoes in the summer and then come winter you go, oh I got these beautiful tomatoes. I'm not doing anything. I'm not canning shit. You're not even freezing your freezies, Lord knows.

I'm taking my room temp. You know what I've been eating a lot of? What? Potato chips. Beets. Oh, beets. Beets. Yeah.

Cause you grew beets? No, I was like, my favorite thing I sometimes get in a restaurant is like a beet salad, which is it's usually just beets and like some cheese and one, like a few greens. And I was like, Oh, what if I just did that at home? And I've just been I cooked up a bunch of beets. And I then I cut them up and I put a little bit of feta and mint on them. And that's my lunch every day and

let me tell you, my urine has never been pinker. Yeah, I was going to say whenever you take a shit you're like, I'm dying, oh no wait. I'm only eating beets. I really never experienced that when I would just have it once at a restaurant, but when you eat it every day. Dave, your pee's not supposed to be red, it's more like your poo is red. Well, the pea is pink Okay, well that's serious sick. Yeah, you should you should at least buy a pregnancy test

Let's see what it does. Oh, that's normal. That's normal. It's been in the dark for so long. What do you expect? Beats what's your sandwich? Mm-hmm. Uh, it's it shall and always will remain an ice cream sandwich. Yeah. Luckily, here in Vancouver, there's a place makes gluten free ice cream sandwiches. That's their whole fucking thing. Really? Yeah. They don't want to branch out a little bit. Hey, man, there's always a lineup. I don't know what to tell you. It's one of those. It's like a niche market.

It's just what is, it's like a niche market. It's just big enough. What is this place? It's called. Don't tell people, they're just, one of them's gonna be worse. Their logo's a dog. That's all, Google it, you'll find out. Gootenfree, dog, ice cream sandwiches.

Karate pop, karate pop. Can you go and get them, like, and bring them home? Like, can you buy a box of six, or is it like, when you get an ice cream sandwich, you only get the one. You get the one, like, and bring them home? Like, can you buy a box of six? Or is it like, when you get an ice cream sandwich, you can, you only get the one. You get the one. Like, it's a treat, like, you go there, you go to the place, they give it to you,

you eat, you know, on the corner, or take it to the park or whatever, and yeah. Is it wrapped in paper? Yeah. Is it, really? Even though it's like a handmade ice cream sandwich, they honor the paper wrapper. They honor it.

Yeah. Yeah, and it's great. So, you know, it's, like I said, it's enough of a market Yeah to have a place that exists like that. There's gluten-free bakery around the corner, right and Always full always full. Yeah Dave we left a lot of he pink pee in our toilet. We're just wondering if you're okay. It's from all my siblings have a group text and hers was just, she just wrote,

that's ludicrous. And I was like, what? And she was replying to a text from like four days ago. She's been mad and thinking about it. You know what it is ludicrous. You know, for a long time, I know I've talked about it on the podcast, that my family all had a WhatsApp group

that I was not a part of. Without you? Yeah, without me. You chose not to be a part of it? No, I didn't fucking even know what WhatsApp was. Oh no. Yeah. Was it Calgary things?

No, it was just family things, but mine is- They were like, what high school did Teagan and Sarah go to? It's it. Yeah, because somebody said it in conversation, like, oh yeah, it's on the WhatsApp group. And I was like, excuse me? The what? The what?

WhatsApp? The what is up app. Now can you do it Southern style? What's up app? It's like an Abbot and Costello routine. The WhatsApp? That's right. No, the WhatsApp?

Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, I'm part of it now. Good. Yeah. They have a second secret. Yeah, I think they do. I think like all the good stuff's going down.

Dave, what's going on with you? Well, either that- Just got this text from your sister. Other than there's this panic at the toilet every time I- I love that band. It's murder in the bathroom. It's, no, what would it be? It's panic in the vestibule.

Panic in the toilet doesn't sing Murder on the Dance Floor. For me, and that's what I sing to myself. Panic in the toilet would be, cause we got flush, flush hopes for the toilet. Whatever. Or the other one, their first hit. What on the? Haven't you people ever heard of, flushes in the goddamn toilet.

There you go. Thank you. What's going on with me? Well, speaking of summertime things, we're crossing all our summertime activities off the list. Absolutely. Hammock? Have you been in a hammock?

Hammock? No. We haven't hammocked. Me neither. No hammock. I've got to find one first. My in-laws house, Abby's parents house, they had a hammock and it's gone into disrepair. And the kids loved it, but they would just use it as a swing.

And I was like, well, maybe we'll get a hammock. And then I thought of where we would put it and it would just bake in the sun all day. And the kids would still just use it as a swing and the dogs would get scared of it So and we did not get a hammock enough fair enough But the activity that happened most recently is We went to the water slides Now let's go water slide everybody As we recall the jingle was splashed down into Wausen.

Splashed down in the sun. Splashed down into Wausen. It's good clean fun. Oh that's nice. It's no longer called Splash Down. It's no longer good clean fun. Swingers are everywhere. So we have to change our name.

We can't promise a clean. The look for the slides with the upside down pineapple on them. You can go down 69. You have to go down with someone. You have to go down. So now my history with water slides is the following. When I was a kid, I loved the water slide. We did not go very often. We would go maybe once every two or three summers. Okay, so there was no local enough slide park or whatever. Yeah, Tawasin is the closest.

Tawasin is the closest. Splashdown, which is no longer called Splashdown, it's now called Big Splash. Do you have a place that had a wave pool in the city? Is there a wave pool in the city? There's probably one at like the Surrey Rec Center or something. That's too far. I want it in downtown. I know people would go,

I would hear about kids going to a wave pool, but. That was my, I live close enough to a wave pool. And it also had a slide. Well, this place has like a dozen slides. So braggy. And they, I loved it when I was a kid. You go, you go stand in line, you're shivering. You're shivering, yeah.

You've just hit the bottom, you run back in line. Exactly. And they only had that kind, the kind where you just go your body. Right. There's no inner tube, there's no inflatable whatever tube. And- You're getting those rivets right on your back.

Exactly. Yeah. And then, so I did that. And then in college in Victoria, there was one, a water slide park that Abby and I went to once. And I hated it. It was like, I was getting bounced around so much on it.

I was like, oh, maybe, cause I don't think I went as a teenager. I only went as like a really small kid. Yeah. And then when I was a 20 year old, I was like, maybe I'm too big for this. I remember I like hit the water super hard and like my heel scraped on the bottom of the pool.

Oh, yikes. And yeah. Must've been a sad day, hey? It was, I was like, ah, outgrown these things. Yeah. I remember, you just unlocked a memory of me going on a slide that was all, like you would have been a good thing

to bring your physics class with. Because it's like the only thing keeping you on the slide is some sort of physics. Because it was nearly a 90 degree angle. No, but somehow you stayed close to the slide, it being, you know, a 50 degree, 60 degree angle? Uh, anyways. Mr. Clark, your classes are fun.

Back to the wave pool, guys! So I'm going down the slide and like, uh, there's people are like, Dave, there's blood coming out. They're like, no, that's just beat poo. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that, I know. I know. So those are my early water slides.

So I thought I was done with water slides. Then, 11 years ago, my family, all my nieces and nephews, before I had kids, we all drove down to Great Wolf Lodge in, boy, I would want to say Southern Washington State. Yes. Spokane? Yeah, past Olympia, I think. Oh, so like in between almost Seattle and Portland,

like close, yeah. Yeah. So not close. Not close, that was a long drive. And it was all, like, we didn't have kids yet, so all my siblings were like taking care of their kids. And Abby and I were like,

well, let's just go on some slides. And their kids turned out to be too small to enjoy this park. Poorly researched. Well, like they could, the kids knew how to swim and stuff, but like, it was just too sensory overload because it's indoors and- I feel like I've seen a picture of this. And I could really-. Because it's indoors and-

Feel like I've seen a picture of this. I could really- Yeah, it's indoors, but it like goes, the slides go outdoors and then back indoors. And that had a wave pool. And Abby and I really enjoyed like going on the tubes. And then we decided to take our kids. Because honestly, I think a good water slide,

I enjoy it more than a roller coaster. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I think. Oh, actually, I would agree with that. But I don't like the water slides where it's like, you're in a plastic coffin and then the ground comes out from underneath you and you just drop.

The free falling. Yeah, I don't like those. But the ones where you're like, woo, I'm really splashing about. Yeah. Yeah, those are fun. Yeah, they are fun. And so we went and we took the kids.

And Poppy is 47 inches tall. I was like, 47? Jeez, they grow up so fast. Margot is like 4 and 1 half feet tall. But Poppy is just like right under 4 feet tall. And they had on the website, it's like, OK, it lists all the slides they have. And you must be 48 inches tall

to go on this slide and this slide. All the other ones are recommended 48 inches tall. Okay. And so we got there, and then they're the big sign saying you must be 48 inches tall. Ah, shit. And I was like, I was so bummed. I was like, well, let's go up and try.

And fortunately, they had so many rules, no one enforcing them. Yes. Yes. Yeah. And was there a part of you that was like, Poppy, just stand up straight. Stand up straight, honey. Really, stretch that neck.

At one point, I did see a guy working there with like a stick that had like a line drawn on it and going up to a little kid who was way too small for it. Yeah, make an example of somebody, you have to. But what I can say is I love roller sliders or whatever they call them. Water slides. Roller sliders. I I went on all of them.

I got jostled back and forth. It felt fine. Yeah. Yeah. It's some of them were a little too slow. Some of them I had to push myself. Yeah. You had to scoot a bit. A little scoot. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's maybe a tradition now. Will you guys like try and find more water parks? Well, there's not many to find. And you've already found a favorite. I mean, I know. Yeah, there's one at Cultist Lake, but I'm not driving. I'm not driving out to the frickin' Chilliwack. Not unless you're getting paid union fees, right? Damn right, damn right. But what I will say is I recommend everyone go. It's not that expensive compared to every other thing in the world. Okay, that's good. It was like 35 bucks a person. Cheaper than the peony.

Cheaper than the peony, cheaper than like, I don't know, whatever the activities we do don't kill Sunday afternoon. Cheaper than a dinner at Cactus Club, tell you that much Cactus Club I think the kids the Cactus Club. Oh Waste if you ask me what's the point? Honestly, I barely ate the cake, you know, but never again never again, you will be pleased to know that Teenagers are still wearing axe body spray. Yes, you can still smell it even after they've been on a hundred water slides. That shit does not go easily. It's, the boys are wearing a lot of gold chains these days.

Love it. And we saw some Goths entering the park and we were like, oh cool, Goths, water sliding Goths. We'll keep an eye on them. But as soon as they put this, like take off the goth, as soon as they took off the goth clothes, there was I didn't even I never saw any gods in swimsuits. That's funny that they wouldn't have. And I was looking at that's because if I was a goth, I'd have like a gothy trunk.

Yeah. Yeah. What would it be on it? Like chains. Nightmare before Christmas guy. Skellington, I believe his name is. I remember when I was a kid at a wave pool, there was a dude there wearing like cutoff jean shorts. And I remember that being like a seminal moment in my mind. Like, yes, this guy gets it. Hell yeah.

I'm like, yes. This guy rocks. Absolutely. Just being a little kid and be like wow Holy shit, you can do that you made shorts out of pants and now you're using as a swimsuit And the rivets are scraping up the water. He doesn't care at all this guy. They care loves it There were a couple of water slides that had like a little bit of like whatever the paint missing Yeah, you get you feel that on your back.

Does it have one that's like a half pipe that you go on with a tube? Yeah, there was one that's like kind of a bit of a free fall that you go on and that's like the, that's when I'm kind of, my stomach goes into my throat and you, it's a two person one and you go down and then slides right back up. Whoa, that's cool. It was fun. And so you were on a tube. A lot of them, were they all tubed?

No, now they have all the classic ones we had from back in the day, you know, the kamikaze. Toilet. Toilet. The master blaster or whatever. And then a couple of tube ones, there was like a river one, which we didn't go on because the line was so long all day. Oh, that's like a lazy river.

I love a lazy river. And then we went on, there was a tube one that was, yeah, that big one, the half-pipe. And then there's two that are completely dark, the whole, you go on a tube and- Oh, I would like that. It's a dark ride. So you don't see the drop coming.

You don't see the drop coming. It's supposed to be completely dark. Like someone posted a video of all the water slides and we watched them before we went. And I was like, oh, this one's got kind of like a space theme because there's like stars. It's not stars. It's just the paint is thinned at the top.

So it's like not completely dark. It's new. That's so beautiful, Dave. You're such an optimist. Even Dave will find the stars and some chip paint. Yeah, sure. That's where the light gets it. The other thing was, like, we, it's about an, it was like a half hour drive out there,

but we were like, okay, our kids are gonna wanna go on the slides immediately. And we don't wanna like put sunscreen on and then immediately go on the pool. So let's put sunscreen on, drive down there. Right, smart. Let it soak in. Let it soak in. And I did my own, I did the kids.

And it didn't occur to me until like four hours later, I didn't do my back. I was just gonna say, who did your back? That was like my first question. Dave, is your back up? And like top back too, the top't do my back. I was just going to say, who did your back? That was like my first question. Dave, is your back? Back to the top shoulders of the back. Oh no, the top back is fine. What, what is it?

Are you all red? Have you? Not anymore. Say goodbye to that skin. Was it bad? It was very bad. It was like, so yeah, we got there at like 1130 and at three o'clock I was like, huh, my back is bothering me and it feels like, did I, did anyone put sunscreen on me? Did I do it?

I guess not. If I couldn't, then I didn't. I did my front. So I had like a line down my side of red. It's almost like you were a kid in every element of being, right? Where it's like the kid who gets a sunburn, who's at the water park, who's like, had the best time, who came back and was like, no one put sunscreen on me, I'm burnt now. Yep. And had snow cones. Oh, nice. Nice. Put one on the back there. Not my favorite. Not my favorite. Too sweet? Too rough. Oh nice, nice. Put one on the back there. Now my favorite. Now my favorite. No cone?

Too sweet? Too rough. Like, just like the little pellets stick together. I think you gotta suck all the juice out of it and then it becomes just an ice cube. Yeah, and then you do get this sort of cone, paper cone filled with the juice. And so you're gonna, it's hard to get the ratio right.

They kind of like you're on a water cooler though. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of fun. Did you do any savory treats? Like do you do hot dogs or do you guys do pizza or you chicken finger people? We're chicken sisters. We're chicken sisters.

My kids are a couple of chicken sisters. We did. It was perfect. It was like, what, everything you want. It was perfect. It was like, what do you, everything you want. It was, it wasn't like fair food. It was like when you're at the beach and they have that little stand that like- Concession food.

Yeah. Yes. So it was chicken, fingers, fries, hot dogs, and onion rings. Onion rings, summer complete. Yes. Right? I love onion rings so much. Yeah.

On the real housewives of Beverly Hills, Heather Dubrow was throwing a caviar party and her husband, Terry Dubrow, kept asking love onion rings so much. Yeah. On the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Heather Dubrow was throwing a caviar party and her husband Terry Dubrow kept asking for onion rings. And she was like, they don't go together. And I remember thinking, Heather, that's the first time I've disagreed with you on this show. I would think. If you're that rich, just bring in some.

Give them a small bowl of onion rings. Yeah, let the chef go crazy. Oh yeah, they don't go, this food that you lick off your, the heel of your hand doesn't go with, like onion rings that make you lick your fingers. I mean, get real. Yeah, well, tell it to Heather Dubrow. I will.

Next time he's here. Anyway, check out waterslides, they're my favorite. But big disclaimer, get somebody to do your back. My God. Yeah. Don't leave the house without making sure every quadrant has been taken care of. That's my new rule. And if you live alone, that's hard, right? So may I suggest a little life hack?

Yeah. Which is that you put the sunscreen on the wall and then you just rub up against it like a cat. Yeah. And that way, in case you want to do some painting later, you've already got that base layer. Got a base layer yeah. And you can keep refilling that sunscreen wall as much or as little as you need. Yeah or spray it on a car and during some kind of Italian sexy car wash and then rub your body on it. Yeah. What I like to do is uh you know I get this special sunscreen filled with

catnip and I roll around and get all beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I'm gonna go to the beach and I don't do it for more than like five minutes at a time. I don't understand how people go to the beach for hours and hours. It's beyond- You bring a book, you bring a book, you take a swim. Being out in the sun part is like, I don't understand. Oh, if I'm going to the beach, I'll sunscreen. But if I'm, yeah, just running,

like I don't put it on as a, people listening know I hate sunscreen. Yeah. But I now feel like there's a TikTok Instagram anti sunscreen movement that is not what I'm part of. No, those are people who are like sunscreen is poisonous. No, sunscreen works great. It's yucky. It's yucky. But it's also yeah, like I don't understand how somebody

in any case, just walking around in a city, being at the beach, having a picnic. I don't understand how people are in the in the sun, direct sun, for more than like 10 minutes. I don't understand how people can do it. I never. And when I do, I'm dying. And I hate it. I hate it so much. Yeah. When I go to the beach, I bring my own umbrella. I bring a little umbrella, a little chair, chair made by Tommy Bahamas. Nice. And the craftsman, the carpenter. Yes, the, you know, the thinker. Yeah, yes, the thinker of our time, Tommy Bahama.

What's their song about working in the sun? In the warm California sun, da da da. No, it's working in the mail room. Working in the railroad. Working in the railroad in the warm California sun. Da da da. Right? Yeah. Is that right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you guys are way older than me, so I'm not getting your references. Yeah. I think you guys are much older than I am. Yeah, I've been doing Tums since fricking... See? Yeah. I've been doing them since I got back from NOM.

Yeah. Oh, the NOM? Yeah. Oh, the NOM's so nice. Yeah. Great vegetarian place. You guys ever do Alka-Seltzer? Yeah. Oh, the NOM's so nice. Yeah, great red sharing place. You guys ever do Alka-Seltzer? Yeah.

Give yourself an Alka-Seltzer and you'll feel better fast. That's good. Whoa, where'd that come from? Hiding in the back of your mind. Is that, that's plop plop, fizz fizz? Oh, what a relief it is. Now, Kailin, we have a show that we do sometimes for bonus content.

It's jingles from people's childhood. I love that. Did you grow up in Quebec? Yeah. Do you have one that you're like, I've never been able to shake this out of my brain? Did you growing up in Quebec, did you go water slides at La Ronde? No, my family didn't. We didn't afford La Ronde. Okay. We never went to La Ronde with my parents. We never went. I went one time with a friend and my parents, they give me $20 and it wasn't enough. So we couldn't go Okay, a jingle. Yeah, okay. No, I don't have it. No. Okay. All right fair enough

I don't know a Quebec like or just like a jingle from your childhood It's just it's one of those things that it's sitting on some gray matter that you could be using something else But I mean the the the one is from Toronto for pizza pizza. What is it? Five, six, seven, eleven, eleven, call pizza pizza. Hey, hey, hey. What do we do at the end? I don't know.

Hey, hey, hey. We're going to do. But I like what he's doing with the hey, hey, hey. Five, six, seven, eleven, 11, call pizza pizza. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Shut up, shut up. That's good, that's good. Anyway, so yeah, waterslides, check them out.

What's going on with you? If you think you're the only one who had an adventure in Tawassun, you'd be mistaken. Oh my God, did you? Okay, what would you have done in Tawassin? Well, let me paint you a picture. Did you get to take a ferry? I was gonna take a ferry, yes.

And then you decided to go to Arby's instead? Yeah, let's take a ride here. We're in a funner place and the ferry's gonna take us there. I went to one of the islands this weekend. Salt Spring? Salt Spring Island. If you, oh my God, if you need some jewelry, woo, that is the place.

Jewelry on every corner. Artisans working hard at jewelry. Only turquoise though, that's my thing. Oh good, oh good, oh good. If you want bendy metal. Any forks or cutlery made into a bracelet perhaps? You're absolutely killing it. Any chances you'll see Raffi or Randy Bachman.

Randy, they jam together together up in heaven. They're there and I had to take the ferry and my wife Sally was like, let's get there early. Okay, great. When we arrived, two hours and 15 minutes early. That's early. To drive on? Yeah, to drive on.

Did you have a reservation? Yep. That's too early. Do you drive on? Yeah, to drive on. We didn't. Did you have a reservation? Yeah. But it's too early. That's too early. It's too early and there was no traffic. Like it was a weekend day. And that's too early for Tawason because not much there.

Yeah. I can think of a couple things to do there. Yeah, but it's not like a village, like other ferry terminals. Wonderful mall. I thought that was just a hallway. It is basically a mall. You go into the stores that are there.

No, I don't mean at the terminal. I mean like five minutes from the terminal. And that's where I went. Was the Tawason Mall. And it's huge. Tawason Mills. Yeah, Tawason Mills Mall, huge, huge, huge, huge. And they've got little scooters,

like electric scooters that kids can ride on, that are like shaped like a giraffe or an elephant. Nice. Because the mall's so big. Those kids can't walk that mall. Fuck no. And so, like many malls, it's flanked by giant big box stores. Yeah, a good hockey store.

There's a... A bass. Yeah, there's like... To find the place to enter, you can go around the thing like three or four times to pick an entry. Sounds like my wedding night. Did you go to Hot Topic? I didn't go to Hot Topic, but I was hungry. So I made my way to the food court, which is gigantic.

Yeah, food court rules. It's like something like the Parthenon. Like it's a giant food cart. I don't think I've ever seen a food cart so big and massive. Yeah. And because we were there first thing in the morning, nobody's there. No food. No, it's all closed.

Everything's closed. It's all just- We're lunch restaurants. And everybody in there, as soon as I walked in, they're clocking us. Is he gonna come to our place? Oh, yeah, maybe one lady even was holding out a sample. Yeah, someone was giving you kissy noises. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah What kind of food court? Breakfasts are there were you in the mood for breakfast? No, I said first thing in the morning and what does that mean to you 11? It was probably like 9 30 10. Okay, that to me is a that's early. That's a good morning

although I have flown with you and Morning flights and you'll stop at Vera's burgers. It's true. If it's there if you're not supposed to eat it Why is it there? You know what I mean? Rules I guess is there because people might be jet-lagged and it'd be on different clock schedules I drink a beer doesn't matter what time is open Vacation I drink a whiskey drink. Yeah I drink a cider, doesn't matter what time, as long as the bar's open. If you're on vacation. I drink a whiskey drink. Yeah, I drink a beer.

I drink a cider drink. And then what? I gotta get on the plane. I got to get that flight. I've gotta get home. So I'm the prettiest girl at the ball, everybody wants to dance with me. Welcome to the teriyaki experience. Yeah, I walk across all of them,FC. I see you there OPA. Hello

You know treasure of China or whatever that's well and then like a glowing beacon you see subway Not subway can't New York fries. Oh, yeah. Yeah Yeah, now New York fries They had some sort of food that they had on special. Yeah, they did have a food on special. I'm I can't quite Think of what it was but you might be able to jog your memory. Yeah Because they make fries in New York notoriously, so yeah, but they also had something on their menu that was ever so

Decadent. Yeah. And a good addition, not something that would be foreign to a fry meal. But the thing about it is it had a theme song. Yeah. And the theme, I think it went like this. Give your taste buds something to sing about at New York Fries. Hell yeah. Wow. As soon as I saw it, the jingle in my head played in full.

And did you want a hot dog? I did want a hot dog. Unfortunately, it's made of two things that I don't eat meat and bread. Yeah. All right. But I asked them, your gravy doesn't happen to be gluten free. And she goes, oh, yeah, gluten free. Oh, wow. I'm having a giant ass poutine. Yeah.

Yeah. So good. And their gravy is so brown and so brown. So brown. Yeah. I feel good. So brown. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Now you're a Quebecois and you come from Atlanta.

But New York fries all honor. New York fries is good. You have to. You'd be a fool not to. And in this part of the country, it's about as good as you can do. Yeah. I'm going home in a couple weeks. I haven't been home in a few months and I am going to stop off at a place called Joe

Petat and it's spelled J off at a place called Joe Patat Mm-hmm, and it's about JOS Joe's Patat potato Joe's potato and I'm gonna get this near dog pimputian Okay, two steamy hot dogs. They steam the hot dog. They steam the bun Yeah, and it's just relish coleslaw and mustard. I Love the bud ketchup. No, bud ketchup Did they then they wrap do they wrap them stadium style? Like in the foil paper? No, my place just puts them in a sleeve, like a little paper sleeve.

Okay. Easy peasy. Yeah. Real easy. Yeah. My favorite poutine I had last time was, what's it called, Le Poullemouillet, the wet chicken. The wet chicken? Yeah.

And it had just like little chicken bits in it. It was so, and they were so crispy. Do you get toppings on your chicken or do you just straight ahead? No, I'm smiling at Dave, but I think he's the devil by putting chicken on it. If you like that place, you should try Les Soeurs du Poulet. Is that the chicken sisters?

Yeah. Le Buc Buc, B-O-q-u-e. Buck-buck. Buck-buck. Do you like it when they sprinkle a couple green onions on top, just to show you that like it's not all brown? Not at all. Not at all, you just want it brown?

Not at all. All the way. Because you know what, when I do get a bite that has a bit of onion in it, I go, what the fuck is this onion doing in my poutine? I'm sure they should put something green on it that you could just pick off. Like a parsley.

One piece of parsley. Now, people have been sending us, I'm sure they should put something green on it. You could just pick off like a parsley one piece of parsley now People have been sending us That you mind if I which way people have been sending us Other the New York rise commercial. Oh sure. Okay, because apparently New York rise has followed up their Pop hit I did see this but I See if this was Give your taste buds something to sing about at New York fries, that's the dumbest thing I've that's so them

So that's maybe more of the Phoebe Bridgers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the younger crowd for sure. Yeah, very young. And then there's this one, which a lot of people have sent to us. Come on. Hand-kept fries.

Hands off my chair. Nacho, nacho, nacho fries. Salsa cheese sauce, sour cream. Delicious or just for me? This time. They're nacho fries, nacho fries. Nacho, nacho, nacho fries, salsa cheese sauce sour cream, delicious and just for me. This time they're nacho fries, nacho fries, nacho nacho nacho fries. Give your taste buds something to sing about at New York Fries. I'm calling it right now.

New York Fries is a great place to work. Sounds like a super fun place to work. I am picturing like the Brill building and all the nation's greatest songwriters are Writing songs about New York fries, and then they just bring in a big plate of fries You guys are working late tonight. Here's some fries. You've earned it. You've earned it. They are the best You know food court fries, oh, yeah, they're the king so I King you had your your 10 a.m. poutine. I felt great during, after, not as much.

But I thought you're not looking to the future when you're eating poutine. No. It's about the now. Did you get a small, medium, large? I got a medium, which was way too big. Yeah. The large. Last time I went, I was like, maybe I'll get a large.

I was a fool. Yeah, I was a fool. And yeah, the large even, I was like, nah, if I'm taking this on, just me, just mono a potato. You want to leave wanting more. Yes. You got to leave wanting more. I think I left full, but I still want more.

Good. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect New York fries. The other place I went for poutine last time I was in Montreal was Pachati Pachata. That's a nice place. Upon Rachel and Saint Denis. Or Saint Laurent. I think it's Saint Denis. Upon Rachel and Saint Denis. Or Saint Laurent.

I think it's Saint Denis. Saint Denis and Rachel. Okay. Anyways, we'll never know. I'll let you guys argue this out. Off air. I don't, I just don't remember. Should we move on to some overheards?

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Caitlin, you have an overheard. Yes, I do. I actually have an overheard that is layered. Yes. Okay, you have an over-her. Yes, I do. I actually have an over-her that is layered. Yes. Okay, so. Like an onion ring. Like an onion ring. I was at a restaurant and there was a woman at the table next to us who was rude.

She was being a rude person. Okay. And she was rude. She was shitty about what she ordered. She was just like, she wanted something, she ordered something and she was like, and I said. She was just like she wanted something. She ordered something and she was like, and I, and I said, no, this. Oh, yeah. And she had a lot of demands.

Yeah. And the food arrived and she's like, that's not what I said I wanted. You guys messed up. And she was kind of a jerk. Yeah. And so you see the waitress and she was like, okay, sure, no problem. And waitress goes back to the kitchen, gets the order right this time,

or whatever she wanted, brings it back and she's like, I hope you like this. It's something that was too spicy. And she got like curry. You're like, you're an idiot. And so finally she's like, yes, this is much better. Thank you. And she was like, just a real bitch.

And I remember trying to find the eye contact to the other waitress and be like, I have your back if you want to hit her. I'll back you up here. I'll back you up whatever you need. And then the bill came for the table next to us and the bill landed and the woman looked at the bill and got really mad.

And then she showed her bill to her person that she was with and he got madder. Really? And they were both so mad. And I was like, oh man, they must have like not expected how much it was going to cost, whatever. She calls the waitress over and she goes, what the fuck is this? Wow. And on the, on the bill, I guess like when the waitress went back to modify the food,

she wrote woman is very rude on on on like the order and then it printed up on the bill that like I think maybe it said worse things than that but I just caught that she goes you think I'm rude and you put it on my bill. Oh no. So that was my and so it was the waitress had I guess when she went back to punch in the order again, wrote a few comments about what this person was like, not knowing it would show up on the final printout of the bill.

That's so funny. Holy shit. So I overheard it happening, and the woman essentially overheard the woman's inner thoughts. Yeah. Wow. That is, like, that's a nightmare, but also-

Don't be rude. Prove her wrong. Yeah. Huh, this woman's calling me rude. Well, I'm gonna Don't be rude. Prove her wrong. Yeah. Huh, this woman's calling me rude. Well, I'm gonna say, what the fuck is this to her? I'm not gonna take this lying down. I was at a bar and the only other person in the bar was the couple and she said to the waitress,

she said, you're being really rude. And the wait, like the server didn't know what to, what do you say to that? I'm sorry? And then the customer started listing things that she thought were rude. It was really weird. Because we were sitting really close to them too. Well, you're picking your nose and eating it. You didn't clean your shoes after coming in for a month's time.

Yeah. You didn't say please and thank you. You farted in a jar and told me it was my drink. He said, hey, quick, unscrew this drink. Looks empty to me. Yeah, anyways, those people are fine. They're doing their work out there in the world. And I still looked at the waitress and I was like, I still wanted to make eye contact with her to be like, I still have your back.

If your manager wants to talk to me, I'll talk to them. I would have waited until they left and then taken that receipt and framed it and put it off my wall. No, it was gone. Like she was like, I'm so sorry. And I was like, don't apologize. Don't apologize. Own it.

She is rude. Yeah. She's rude. I thought she was going to be mad, like, why wasn't my food free? Even though you replaced it and it ended up being fine. No, she was mad because she saw the Journal of the Waitress on her bill. Which is like a lot of the POS systems do have kind of like write what you think of the customer.

It was under notes or notes of a meal. So when you punch it in, it was like under the notes. I love it. But like, who is that for? The cook? Oh, oh, I should make a... Spit in this. Yeah.

Well, we have that. Spit in order number two. So my guy has a restaurant bar called Quartzside. And there are times that... Check it out. Basketball themed. It's all sports. Yeah.

All sports, but it's all pretty basketball. We have a lot of basketball memorabilia, but we'll show anything. But isn't the floor parquet floor? Is it a parquet floor? It is a parquet floor. Hey! So it's our basketball. So it is pretty basketball, yeah.

We got a lot of Nike shoes. Lot of Nike shoes. Lot of Nike shoes. We'll sometimes leave a little note being like, this person means it when they say they have an allergy. Yes, right. Yeah, yeah. You know, because there's some people who have an allergy and I'm rolling my eyes and then there's some people where it's like, no, they actually do have an allergy.

So heads up. Yeah, heads up. Exactly. Yeah, I think you better play it safe for no matter what. No, I can tell when someone's lying. I can tell when someone's lying about an allergy. Yeah. Yeah, I believe it. Yeah, I know you're not lying. No, I. tell when someone's lying. I can tell when someone's lying about an allergy. Yeah? Yeah. I believe it.

Yeah, I know you're not lying. No, I have to unfortunately do the spiel every time I eat out. I'm allergic to beets. And I can tell cause... There's blood coming out of my butt. Dave, do you have one of her? Yeah, mine, let's do this one.

It's a big, It's a big one. Ooh. I was in line, toasting my back off at the water slides. And there was like a 14-year-old girl talking to a 14-year-old boy in line behind us, and she was obnoxious. Oh, no. And she was telling this bullshit story to this guy about a thing that never happened. Are you familiar with the idea of Sephora Kids?

Sephora, the makeup store? The makeup cosmetic store. Apparently there's a phenomenon going on where kids go and get like... Oh yeah, serums and... And very expensive, like the brand is Drunk Elephant. Okay. Yes.

And it's marketed to like, look like fun for kids. Like it's a lot of like, neon and bright colors. That's why it's like face wash or? It's like, you know, skincare. Like, it's like hyaluronic acid for your toners. Yeah. Right. It's stuff that you don't need to use.

You don't, no one needs to use it, but like certainly people whose skin is only been on the planet for eight years still very fresh yeah people who don't I guess I guess everyone ages but they're not aging the way we're aging yeah anyway so this gracefully this girl is telling the story to this boy. And, um, she's like, so a five year old was by herself. I was at, I was at Sephora the other day and I don't, I was in Sephora the other day and look, I don't go to Sephora, but I'm not like the other girls. She literally said that.

And you could just tell the boy was like, I don't know what Sephora is, but I can't stop this person from telling the story. And so there was this five-year-old girl and she was by herself picking up all this makeup and skincare and drunk elephant and stuff. And while she's there, she started doing a TikTok. And she, so she was showing off all the stuff she was buying and I walked past and she's told me, get out of my TikTok. I was in her shot and I was like, what the hell?

And while she's telling this story, I'm thinking, none of this happened. No, none of this happened this happened. And the guy you're trying to impress does not care. So she goes on she's like then I see the little girl leave and her parents are outside and they're like how much you were in there a while how much did you spend and the little girl goes, A thousand dollars. Like, what the hell? A five-year-old spends a thousand dollars at Sephora? And so, you know what I did? I went up to her parents and I said she was rude to me and she even said a swear word and they got mad at her and made her return all the stuff.

Wow. The art of lying is subtlety. Also, she went up to two parents who had just left their five-year-old alone in a giant department store. Yeah. Yeah. Put all those things back. We were just waiting outside and we gave you the credit card. You were in there a long time.

Also, you were in my TikTok frame as like, no, no. And then the guy who owned the mall came over and he gave me a medal and I got to win a medal because I was a good citizen Because I hit those parents that there was a kid the one thing that is she also said like She after that story was over. She went back to the tick-tock part And she's like and I'm in this little girls tick-tock and people send me messages like hey I saw you in this little girls tick-tock. So I'm like well that you can't back up Yeah, and also why are your friends all looking

at this little girl's TikTok? What the hell's going on? Maybe she is in the TikTok. Maybe she and her friends are like, oh, you're in this TikTok. And she's like, well, there's a story to it. Do you wanna know the rest of it? There's actually a really big, there's actually a,

I mean, I shouldn't even, yeah, I shouldn't even be telling you this. Because I don't go to Sephora, I'm not like the other girls. I'm not like the other girls. I'm not like the other girls. Who was the first person to say that? Lydia from Beetlejuice. Yes.

Yes. She was the proto not like all the other girls. I'm not like all the other boys, I'm sensitive. Yeah, that's right. You don't just care about greasing up your car and stuff like that. Yeah, I care about like art films. Oh yeah.

Yeah. You're kind of like a Freddie Prince Jr. kind Yeah. You're kind of like a Freddie Prince Jr. kind of. I'm kind of like a Freddie Prince Jr. Like art films like, Le Liaison d'Angereuse. Oh yeah. Yeah. You know, you can get the best movies on YouTube. Yeah.

Some of the best movies. Yeah. Some of the best are on YouTube. Just hiding out on YouTube. I love it. I love it. Yeah. I mostly go in there to see that,

do some of that Adrian's yoga. Ha-cha-cha. Why is it that mostly men do yoga with Adrian? I actually don't like yoga with Adrian, too intimate. Yeah. I like the ones where it's not just a teacher and you, I want her to be teaching the whole class. Yeah.

I just put it on when I'm doing my UFC training. I just find it makes nice background noise. Well, I'm pummeling the dummy. I watch it on silent. Just to look at the dog. That's good That's good. Yeah, I go with that dog stretching My overheard courtesy of two teenagers on the ferry sitting With Sally and the two seats kind of you the chairs where it's like too many rows, like just two seats. And sometimes there's like three seats, this was a two seater. And there was a guy, couple rows back, that was talking very loud. And his conversation was very

boring. So I tuned that out. But then there was a couple behind me, I think like teenagers, and they thought that if they talk like this, that it's somehow better. And it's like for the rest of the row it is, but for us sitting in front of you, we can hear you talking like this the whole time. And it's really annoying. And so I put in my earbuds,

and then at the end of the ferry trip, Sally was like, hey, you got it off easy. They just made out the rest of the time. I'm numb, numb. I'm numb, numb. So we're going to start making out. And I want your tongue to go lubble, lubble, lubble. I'm going to put my head this way,

and you put your head that way. No, I said I'm going that way. Oops. You hang up. You jump. No, you jump. Here's a question that I was asking. Maybe it was on the pocket. Have you ever make out during a movie?

You go over to the theater and make out? Not recently, but I have. No, but like in your past? Sure. Hell yeah. Back row? No, I'm, hell yeah. Actually, I'm getting some memories now.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What, do you remember any of the row? No, I'm- Oh, actually I'm getting some memories now. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What, do you remember any of the movies? No. But I remember one of the guys. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was his name? Let's call him Bob. Bob, okay.

You and Bob went to What About Bob. Yeah, that's the back row. Nice, snogged. Snogged the whole time. Yeah, yeah. You never did? Not in a movie? No, I made out, but not in movies. I guess I'm not like the other boys. Sort of.

I appreciate cinema. I guess Dave just really likes to kiss body to body and face to face. Hey, I have a question. I follow your, you have a podcast now? Oh yeah. I follow you on Instagram, which is the ultimate way. Thank you so much. To get two minutes of a podcast.

Yeah. It's you and I don't know this other person. Neither do I. She's a new friend. I've met her through like mutual friends. Her name's Emily and she said that she wanted to start a podcast and she said, would you want to do it with me? And this is at a time in my life when I was just having to say yes to everything.

Right. You're having your yes year as they say. do it with me. And this is at a time in my life when I was just having to say yes to everything. Right. You're having your yes year as they say. This is before I was, it was a slow time in my life, work-wise. So you're saying yes. So I was just trying to say yes to things. And she said, I want to make this podcast. And I said, okay, great. So it's called Your Weekly Breakdown. It's myself and Emily Key. Emily is an ex-tech CEO, mom of two, cool, smart, and I'm loose. Yeah.

And we have a podcast where it's weekly. We took the summer off just for our schedules didn't line up. Yeah. And we kind of talk about different pop culture topics, things that are in the news, articles that we've read, books we think people would like, and it's kind of a way of curating a few different topics and, you know, news pieces or articles that we'll give a little opinion on, but there's also a link to if you want to read more about it. Right. So you're like, this fucking Trump, right? And then you just sound off for...

We don't really touch Trump, but we'll talk about like raw dogging and how that's a trend now and I hate it. We don't really touch Trump, but we'll talk about like raw dogging and how that's a trend now. And I hate it. We talked about the what hot dogs, you know, the part of the hot dog that's closed. I call that the raw dog. No, there's a name for it. What is it? It's called a grizzly slit. Oh, no. Well, what do people call them? Glizzies now. Glizzies. Glizzies is. Yeah. Yeah.

So we'll talk about things that are happening or news that's happening or articles that we're reading that we think are interesting. Well, I only see it on my Instagram feed and it just seems that you guys look great and you're doing your thing. I love, I support it. What is it again?

It's called Your Weekly Breakdown. Your Weekly Breakdown. And it's a cozy podcast just to listen to. You guys wouldn't understand. No, I don't understand. I want a hot dog, that's all I know. Yeah. That's all I give a shit about.

If it's just to listen to, then why am I seeing video of it? Okay, honestly, I agree. I get very upset and Emily's like, well, it's a good way to do all the promotion. I was like, I don't care. Yeah. If there's a video, then it's not a podcast, okay? If it's video, now it's just a shitty TV show.

It's a shitty talk show. Yeah. I'm anti-video. Yeah, I am too. I want this voice to be whatever you picture in your head. I don't want you to break reality, I have to see my mug. I don't want you watching my podcast.

Yeah, yeah. How about you get out in the world and isolate yourself a little? Yeah, get out in the world, maybe you end up in some little girl's TikTok. There's all sorts of fucking things that can happen. Yeah, get out in the world. Maybe you end up in some little girls, TikTok. There's all sorts of things that can happen. Get out there, meet people, put in your airbods and walk. Yeah.

Put in your airbods and walk. Yeah. Uh, now we also have overheards from people all over the map. If you want to send one in, send it into SPY at maximumfun.org. This is Michael in Denver. Oh, this is just, and this could happen to anybody Overheard as I was leaving Cold Stone Creamery. Can I get a cup of Reese's penis? Oh, no Anyways, I killed a man. No, no, no, no. Damn it. I did it again

Can I get some Reese's penis? Oh shoot. Can I get a piece of Reese's? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no'll come, I'll come, fuck. What is wrong with me? I've just got penis on the brain today. This next one comes, this is a fun one, this is a nice little thing. Catherine from Chicago is driving past a service stop with a changeable sign. Love those changeable signs. Put a little joke on it. A service stop? Like a... A gas station?

I guess a gas station where it's like, slow down workers or something like that. Oh, that thing. Oh. So the signing was flashing. I like those. I like any changing headlines, especially when it's a fun, cute little thing. And it said, YOLO, your oil light is on. Nice.

Just a nice... Oh, that's what that stands for. Yeah, that's pretty cute. It's like the one, the strip club here in town had one out that said, if you don't hock to ya, I don't want to talk to ya. It was pretty good. I'm so happy for that young woman's success. Oh, yeah. The hock to a girl.

Yeah. It's really doing well. Her and Matt Reif are married now. They're not married, but they do like each other. Do you know that they do? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like he's been giving her tips on how to overlay a thing into an entire career.

I guess. Yeah. Most of the tips are get plastic surgery. Yeah, get a big chin. What? Change your face. I did. Boy, if someone came up to me with, I hate the man on the street, like social media. What? Why? It's not the most obnoxious thing in the world. Someone came up with one of those little new microphones that's like a little cube. It looks like a square that you would take your credit card,

but it also has a fuzzy bit on it. Yeah. And they clip it onto something funny. Like they clip it onto a coffee filter. Yeah. And someone puts that up to me. I'm Hawk Tu, I'm spitting on that thing. Yeah. I hate when that up to me. I'm hock two eyes spinning on that thing. Yeah.

I hate when they go, how tall are you? That's how I enjoy those. Cause the guy's always lying. That's why I like them getting caught out in the lie. Cause sometimes the short guy will just be like, I'm five seven. I don't know, Graham. I guess I watch HBO.

Yeah. They do what kind of on the street videos does a tree. Yeah It's not it's it's in the courtyard Okay, that's not good. Although no, that's not good. Yeah, there's how to with John Wilson John Wilson That's kind of like on the street. Yeah, that's great. Have you ever seen it? Mm-hmm. Yeah Last one comes from Casra in London, UK. Kasra. This person's saying, is that it?

Trent Park and over her two middle-aged men who stopped to have a chat while walking their dogs, all I caught was everything you could imagine was available to us. Hula hoops, Mars bars, whatever you want. What do you think the event was? I don't know. What was it for?

I think a quinceanera, whatever you say it, yeah. I think it was probably just the first class lounge at the airport. They got hula hoops. Mars bars. They got hula hoops with the sand in them no less. I got a hula hoop once from the dollar store and I was like, I'm gonna modify this myself because I'm not paying for a weighted hula hoop. So I cut it open on one end and I filled it with water and then I closed it back up with

tape and I started hula hooping and I just got my whole middle sweat. I just got drenched. It did not seal back up. Yeah. It was full of water. It was not good. I guess the, I've never been able to hula hoop, but yeah, sometimes they are weighted. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I've never been able to do it. Not even as a kid. Well, you guys don't really have the hips for it. Sorry. I want to do it around the neck. Oh, you can do that? I don't, I can't do it. I don't know. Don. I wanna do it around the neck. That's one of the other ones. Oh, you can do that?

I can't do it, I don't know. Don't do a weighted one around the neck, you'll choke. Well, Matt Wright did that, that's how you got it. That's how you got the chin. Yeah. And the jawline. Yeah, what a shit. And the buccal fat removal.

People do mewing. And the botox. But you should have like, sticking your tongue on the roof of your mouth for 18 hours a day. You could just do some neck hula hoop. What's sticking your tongue on your roof of your mouth for 18 hours a day. You could just do some neck hula hoops. What's sticking your tongue on your roof for 18 hours a day? It's the...

Am I doing it? I don't know. I don't do it. I'm doing it right now. It's... Am I doing it right? I don't know. Mewing is a face reconstructing technique that involves keeping your tongue on the roof of your mouth to change your jawline shape.

For the worse. What if- Yeah, I'm like, I'm good. Well, yeah, what if you put your tongue on the bottom of your mouth? What was the first two words, the facial, what was after that? Mewing is a face reconstructing technique that- Face reconstructing.

Yeah. Just go to the doctor, okay? You know what I mean? Don what be rude to me I'll reconstruct your front in addition over hers that are written and we also accept your phone calls if you want to call us our phone numbers 1 844-77997631 that's one. Ugh, spy pod one like these people have. Hi guys, it's Heather calling from Vancouver. I was at a patio yesterday and I overheard the girl next to me talking to her friend and she said, um, it's giving infidelity. That was my overheard. Thanks, bye.

infidelity. That was my overheard. Thanks, bye. That is the nicest way of saying he's cheating on you. Yeah. They're cheating on you. So what is this? Can you break down these texts? OK, so it is giving you have broken up and you won't acknowledge it.

OK, it's giving restraining order. It's giving restraining order. It's giving, let it go. It's giving, he does want his dog back. Yeah, he does want it back. He does want a co-parent. Yeah, I love it. I'm here for it.

Do you guys ever use that term, it's giving? It's giving. Do I use that term genuinely? Have you ever used it? Genuinely? Yes. Like I've used it, but not genuinely. Okay,? Have you ever used it? Genuinely? Yes. Like I've used it, but not genuinely. Okay, then how do you use it?

Oh, like when I'm making fun of people. Like, oh, you know, this is Cantaculas giving marshmallow. I don't know how to use it, I'll be honest. Graham, I want you to use giving. I heard some, a couple of women in France walking by and it was the best way to use it. She said, it's giving, you-hoo boys. There was.

I wanna give that, I wanna give that. You-hoo boys. So after Black Friday, there's Cyber Monday and after Cyber Monday, there's Giving Tuesday. Yeah. And a year or two ago, my brother said, he was telling his daughters, it's Giving Tuesday. And they're like, yeah, I guess it is.

I suppose. I guess so, dad. It's Giving Tuesday. It's because it is Tuesday, dad. Yeah. Thanks for trying to talk in our cool language, dad. Yeah, thanks. That was really, uh, uh, cash money of you.

At first we thought you were Delulu. But turns out you're Bussin'. All right. Hi, Dave, Graham, and possible guests. This is Andy. I live in Brooklyn, New York, but was recently vacationing in Montreal, Canada. And there were two ladies behind me walking down the street and they were, I don't know French, they were talking about French, you know,

French, French, French, French, French, and then they switched to English and one of them said, it's giving selling sunset, and then French, French, French, French, French. I don't know why they couldn't say that in French. Because it wouldn't sound as cool. That's great, I love that we're giving giving. It's giving selling, because there is no French selling sunset. Because it wouldn't sound as cool. That's great. I love that we're giving giving. It's giving selling because there is no French selling sunset. Saduzun... Saduzun le vent...

Not worth it. Joke's not worth the effort. Yeah. You have to think about those things. That joke went down the tubes. As soon as Christine left, that show is just unwatchable. Is that the one that's like the something group? Yeah, the... What are they called? Oh, the little brothers. Yeah, the little tiny brothers, the bald brothers. But are you watching Million Dollar Listings?

No. That's very good. And that's more about the houses and less about the friendships. I want the friendships, but I want somebody that's stirring the pot. It had to be somebody who's, I'm watching Too Hot to Handle. They kicked off one of the guys that's stirring the pot.

Okay, well then I think you would really- The Oppenheim group. The Oppenheim group, yes. The Oppenheim group, and they were the Oppenheim brothers, Jason and Brett. Yeah. Oppenheim. Tiny little boys. Two little brothers.

Okay. Well, they are. Sure, but- They're giving tiny. Okay, fine. That's funny, there was two over-heads that had giving. It's no coincidence. Oh. I mean, it's no coincidence that I chose. It's no coincidence. Oh! I mean, it's no coincidence that I chose two. Oh, okay.

Oh, are we gonna go for three, Vy? No, we're not going for three. All right. If I had gotten three, we definitely would. I understand. Two overheards where it's giving is giving Bratsummer. Yeah, Bratsummer! Stop it. You guys are skivvity.

So skivvity Ohio Riz. I'm telling your daughters you said that and they're going to be so mad at you. I was driving with Margaret the other day and she was just like not responding to anything I was saying. And I was like, oh, dad, you're being painfully cringe. And I kind of did like the Italian fingers. And she cracked up. And so then I've been using that nonstop. I love it.

Really? Yeah, what's going to make her laugh? And then when you find it, you're like, oh, you like this, hey? Okay, good, good, okay. That's sort of how I do, how I've lived my entire life. Thank you. Okay, final phone call. Whoops, okay. Hey, Dave Graham and possible guest. It's Chris from Brooklyn, New York,

calling in with an overheard. So I was in this coffee shop. These two women are walking through. One of them's talking to the other about a new guy she's seeing. And she says, oh, and he gambles a lot on UFC. So that's like another whole part-time job. Okay.

Off I go. I can't tell him to get a job. He's depending on UC. So he found a loophole. Yeah. Yes. I'm still dating the UFC guy. Yes.

He's making a ton of money. He's working nine to five. He's found some underground fight rings to bet on as well because UFC doesn't happen all the time Yeah, I used to know a guy who was like a professional gambler played poker and it was just when when you Equaled out all the money. It was just like having a job like it wasn't any more You know make a big thing in the week and then take the rest of the week off You have to like constantly be, and like for hours. So it was just happening.

Oh, online? No, in person. Oh. So they would go to like different tournaments too, and also know when to stop, right? They didn't know when to stop. They didn't know when to hold them? They didn't know when to fold them.

Oh no. Unfortunately, they didn't know when to walk away. Because of that, you know they didn't know when to run. So, so he's dead now. He was Well, because he was counting his money He's shot in the face Are you guys gamblers? No, no me neither. I don't I don't understand the thrill of it No, I tried to sign up to a gambling website and I couldn't get it. You can figure it out

Like I needed I got figure out my VPN. Yeah. Yeah. Because they're like localized. You're not allowed to gamble on, in BC, I think you're only allowed to gamble on the BC lottery website. I think the lotteries have the same monopoly in Canada as the liquor stores do, where it's like you can't buy BC wine in Ontario and you can't gamble on the OHL in BC. But I want to know what the Eerie Otters are. You cannot gamble on the OHL here in BC. OHL being the Ontario Hockey League. Catch the fever.

Da-na-na. Well, that brings us to the end of this podcast. Graham, you probably couldn't name any OHL tubes. Yeah, I can. The London Lads. The Hamilton Hogs. The... You're right, they do have a lot of alliteration.

The Von Vanga Boys. The Von Vanga Boys. They already named three. I already know three of them. Kaelin, tell us, where can you get your podcast? What your, what your appearing and where can people, they can see you each Sunday at the Sunday service at the Fox Cabaret.

Where else can people find you? Can you believe it? I'm still doing improv. Hey guys, I'm still doing it. I do a show every Sunday with the Sunday service at the Fox Cabaret. And my podcast is called Your Weekly Breakdown. You can get it wherever you listen to your podcasts.

I've got a TV show coming out this fall. It is called Chicken Sisters. And look for me on homework. I got a few movie of the weeks, 12 Clues of Christmas. Some fun stuff. Also on the Turner and Hooch. Oh yeah, we didn't get renewed for a second season. Yeah, but you're on it. Go get it.

You can go get it, yeah. Yeah, go get it. That's what you'd say to Hooch. Go get it. Go get it. Um, thank you guys for having me. I love being on your podcast. Oh, we love having you. And I listen to it sometimes. That's all we ask. That's all we ask out of you, listeners, as well. Just sometimes.

Yeah, just sometimes. So, you know what? Listen to it just sometimes and come on back next week for another episode of Stop Pocketing Style. Or not, if you don't want to just of artist-owned shows supported directly by you.