Stop Podcasting Yourself - Episode 890 - Nathan Macintosh

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

Comedian Nathan Macintosh returns to talk frequent flyer points, Uncrustables, and Chucky. Support Jay Arner's transition costs. Follow us: Instagram, Facebook, Bluesky.

Hi, he's Dave Schumke. And he's Graham Clark. And together we host Stop Podcasting Yourself. Woo! Hello everybody and welcome to episode number 890 of Stob Podcasting Yourself. My name is Graham Clark and with me as always is a man who is just always nice all the time to see him and he always offers our guests a coffee and it's just the greatest thing and our guest took it and it's just the best.

Dave Schumke. Hey, Dave Schumke here, coffee offerer. I, you know, if we ever had a really special guest, I might offer them gold fricassettes and myrrh, but the rest of y'all get coffee. We're a Christian podcast here. That's right, I forgot to tell our guests we're a hardcore Christian podcast,

but our guest today, returning podcast guest, very funny, has two specials you can see on YouTube, Money Never Wakes and Down with Tech. It's Nathan Fielder. Nathan McIntosh. You just disappointed half of the audience. Oh my God, half? Unbelievable, yeah.

No, yeah, you're right. 98% of the known universe went, oh what? No, come on! Come on! What the fuck, that guy has that show! I was like, I was so impressed that you got both the names of the specials, and then I threw you a curve ball there, the last name. Yeah, it sunk me, but that's fine.

Come on. You're nominated for a freaking Juno. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get to Noah. Yeah. ["Get To Let's get to Noah. Yeah. Get to Noah. So last week's guest was Courtney Gilmore, nominated for a Juno, possibly won a Juno. You are nominated for a Juno.

You may have possibly won a Juno. Yeah. It's any, any- At the time this is coming out, we just need to be accurate. Yeah. Okay, we'll do one, please. We'll do one another interview. So we'll say- You the time this is coming out, we just need to be accurate. Yeah. Okay, we'll do one, please. We'll do one other intro. So we'll say-

You're doing, is this not, is this restarting again? Nope, this is just me giving you the Juno winning intro. Yeah. So you can put this on your socials. Yeah. And what's the name of the album? Is that Down with Tech?

Down with Tech, yeah. Okay. Okay. This should be an hour and a half of just starting the show. I'm not against it. This show has started three times and I thought, I'm fucked. I have no idea what's going on here. Maybe I am Nathan Fielder. Maybe I'm pranking this whole fucking thing. Okay, so here we go.

Can we swear here on the Most Christian Podcast? Nathan Fielder, famous prankster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nathan Fielder, famous prankster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and he has a special out now and an album. That's a winning album, a Juno winning album. It's Nathan McIntosh. There we go, that was clean. Yeah, sure.

And then, okay, one more. And our guest here has a Juno Losing album out called Down with Tech. It's Nathan McIntosh. And I just wanna, can I do one more? Yeah. Our guest today, Juno Losing, very sad and also died on the way back home after this podcast.

Oh no! So he won right, like posthumously as close as you can. No, no, he lost he still lost Oh, no, but then on the way back assassinated Wow Assassinated what happened to me Luigi Mangione? Wall-e-shit, he's taking a wild turn. Yep, healthcare CEOs and just a guy. Yeah, just a guy I think I do love when someone's an assassin They give them they make sure they have all three of their names.

Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman, but Luigi Mangione, they were like, what are we gonna? Yeah, yeah, how many are we gonna improve on this? Yeah, Luigi Giuseppe Mangione? Yeah, what is his middle name, do we know him? No, I mean, I don't know, but it's possible knowledge that's out there. Oh, it's gotta be out there.

Was there? I'd assume it's Luigi DMs filled to the brim, man gioni. Mm-hmm. Did you? Luigi covered in tits. Covered in tits? Man gioni.

Once I kill a CEO, you're gonna be covered in tits. He's absolutely full tilt covered in, they had to, the prison or something that he's in had to be like, stop sending things. Yeah. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. He's getting covered in tits. Yeah to be like, stop sending things. Yeah. Oh really? Oh yeah. He's getting covered in tits.

Yeah, people are sending their tits for him in the mail on this Christian podcast. Cause he doesn't have a, he can't just, you can't send him photos. He doesn't have Instagram in jail or does he? I don't know. How do you get Instagram in jail? The latest I heard was he wanted a laptop.

Give him a laptop. Yeah, so do I. A laptop, yeah, let him. He wants to, you know, make mashups. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a- Reaction videos. There's a good-

He wants a phone so he can make TikToks where he's pointing it at other TikToks. At his CEOs. Yeah. Just silently pointing at the words above his head. Luigi Niccolas Mangione. Oh, that takes it down. The dang, dang, dang.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I did. That is exactly what I did. That takes it down. Luigi Mangione is a much better name than Luigi Nicholas. But I think they always publicize the three names because if you're Lee Oswald, you don't want to be applying for a job. Wait, didn't you kill JFK? Oh, no, that's a new guy. No, it was Lee Oswald, you don't wanna be like, you know, applying for a job. Wait, didn't you kill JFK?

Oh no, that's a new guy. No, it's Harvey Oswald. I'm Lee Honda, our Oswald. Honda! There's a great Twitter account or Blue Sky account that's just hot mugshots, people who are like incredibly handsome and pretty. It's great, it's great.

I believe there's a subreddit called Mugshoties. Jotties. That is just pretty ladies. It's great. Yeah. I believe there's a subreddit called Mug Shawties. Shawties. That is just pretty ladies. Yeah, because you don't have to be ugly to go to prison. I think that's a bygone era, right? I think it's good. Your Honor, I mean, you fuck him. You're right.

Let him go. We tried to find a jury of their peers, but there's no one who looks as good as this. Yeah. Yeah, you have to find 12 people uglier than you to judge whether or not you get to go. That's for that famous movie, 12 Ugly Men. 12 Ugly Men, the ugliest.

Now you dwell in New York City. Was it a big day when Luigi made the scene? Yes. Block parties and such? Block parties, big fiestas. They did a fish fry. While in New York City, was it a big day when Luigi made the scene? Yes. Block parties and such? Block parties, big fiestas, they did a fish fry right there. Oh nice, a fish fry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fish fry right there in the corner. It is crazy that it was, what was that, like 46th and sixth or fifth or something? I don't know, I got lost in New York. What's that? I got lost in New York. Yeah, was it a big, like, were people, people because I didn't ever hear this guy until he was dead So I didn't get to know his life Only gonna get to see it in retrospect

Anyway, this is great Well, I mean it's fine, but like right I we can talk more about this if you want it just feels old Yeah, yeah, fair enough. I mean, I guess we were just like, I said Nathan was assassinated. You said he was Nathan Fielder. Let's call the whole thing off. Nathan, you're here in town.

You've been to Vancouver before, right? Yeah. Yeah. As standup or visiting or? Yeah, to do shows, yeah. Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you travel every weekend as a standup comedian? I Do you travel every weekend as a stand-up comedian? I don't travel every weekend as a non-famous stand-up comedian.

If I was a famous stand-up comedian, I probably would travel every weekend. But aren't there like road dogs that are out there? Yeah, that was the, no one used to be famous. You used to just go to a comedy club and. Yeah. That's dead, Dave. That is dead. A guy living out of his car.

That way of comedy was assassinated on its way home from losing a Jun Dave. That is dead. I love you out of a car that that that way of comedy was assassinated On its way home from losing a Juno. Mmm. Yes. So no, I'm not I mean I am in New York a decent amount, but I probably travel at least once a month twice a month Okay. Yeah, I'm here for your fire points Yeah, what's your what's your airline Delta Delta? They to fly, but they have a funny way of showing it. Yeah, I just used a bunch of points for the first time. You guys ever use points? Oh yeah, I'm gonna use mine for the first time

to get a flight for someone else. So yeah, because then it's like free. Who are you flying in? I'm flying in actually a a friend of the podcast Jay Arner is going to get gender a reaffirming surgery Wow have to go to Toronto for that Mm-hmm, so I got points so if she wants points, she's gonna get points. Yeah. Yeah, also Check out the go fund me. Yeah, they go fund me. Yeah, I think go fund me just type in Jay check out the GoFundMe. Yeah, the GoFundMe, yeah.

I think GoFundMe, just type in JR, is that what it would? Yeah, we'll put a link somewhere. Oh, okay, yeah. Anyways. So we support JR. JR's a good, we've, I've donated. Friend of the show, yeah. With a person who made all, recorded all the music for our debut album podcast.

Very talented, very talented indeed. But this is my first time using points for anything. I've never taken a flight on points, I've never bought anything. I wonder if I could get into a lounge with the points. I don't know. I bought, I got a pair of Ray-Ban glasses with credit card points, just cause I was like,

I haven't used these points and it felt good. Yeah. But then they show up and you're like, what am I doing here? Cause the point, you know, credit card points anyway, you can use that for money. You can just trade that in real dollars. Right. So then now you're just like, now I just bought Ray-Bans.

I didn't use, I used money now. Yeah. Mine is only for, my credit is only for Aero Black or whatever. I get, I also have scene club points for the Cinoplex Odeon theaters. Nice. And so, you know, sometimes you'll be, you'll be paying for your broccoli and they're like, hey, you want $10 off? Cause you went to see Mickey 17. There's the past guest, Adam Christie,

was really encouraging me to get an American Express cause the points are through the roof. You have one? No. No. Look, Adam Christie says, What's your credit card number? 281... That's the area code.

44628. In all seriousness, if somebody, I mean, I'm probably most people like this, maybe you're not. If somebody locked me in a room, took my credit card, and were like, give us the number, we'll kill you, that could be a way that I died as well, leaving here, because I wouldn't be able to, took my credit card, and were like, give us the number or we'll kill you, that could be a way that I died as well leaving here because I wouldn't be able to tell anybody my credit card number. Yeah.

Is that off the top of my head? Yeah, same with my SIN number. I have to look at it. Oh, that I know. Do you? Yeah, and I also know my social security number. Both those I know. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, are they same amount of digits? The exact same number. Oh, really? No. I don't know how these things work. Two different countries. Violently two different countries.

They are, they're not the same amount of numbers. No, they are, they are. They're just placed differently. Yeah, because the number is nine. I think, no, I think that one is one less. Canada's is one less? No, Canada's is one more. Can't possibly be, because everyone in America has a social security number and there's

One full digit more of people they have hundreds of millions. We only nine. Okay. All right. They're just spaced out differently So I'll leave I'll leave Look, I know we we were hard on you about the numbers, but deep down we love you Yeah, I don't want to get, do you guys have a credit card that you pay for? No. Oh. The ones that like at the, you know, $400, you do?

Not $400, but it's like some fee at the end of, you know, every once a year I pay to, so, cause I'm on the, I get more points than the lower down credit card. I have, mine's through the bank, so I get it for free. No. Mine's through the bank. Yeah, they're all, exactly. They're all through the bank. Yeah, it for free. No, mine's through the bank. Yeah, mine's through the bank. Exactly, they're all through the bank. Yeah, that's it.

Well, you have like, do you have a TD visa? Yeah. Okay. But you can get, they have tiers. Yeah, but what bank is your credit card with? TD, but you can get, they have one, they have a few different ones. How much do you pay a year for your card?

I feel like it's in the $200 range. And this is solely for points. This is solely for points. And you know what? For a little bit of self-esteem. Yeah. But you've made it in life. Yeah, I can pay $200.

This guy, hobo. And me too. This guy thinks the bank just gives you a credit card. It's through the bank, it's free. But if you- And also it's free money, because you just spend it everywhere. If you keep a minimum balance, it's free. But if you- And also it's free money, because you just- If you give a minimum balance, it's free.

Yeah. Oh, and if you die. It's gonna cost you everything. Yeah. I have a stupid- My bread's ready. My bread's ready, I gotta send a text. What kind of bread we got?

Sourdough. Oh yeah. With his oven, he can text right to the sourdough. Get out of the oven. Pull yourself out of the oven, bread. Oh, you know what? Luigi Mangione's here. He was like, why isn't it?

Where's the bread? Why isn't it ciabatta bread? I have a, this is a dumb thing, but I have a real aversion to paying for a credit card. Cause I'm in your, of like, it's free. It's free. It's free. Yeah, and that's why I balked at the American Express card.

I was like, I'm not gonna pay. But then he says the points are outrageous. But if I'm paying for the card, just let me give you $200 a year and you give me more points. Yeah. If all I want is the points anyway, there's something about the subscription basis

of a credit card where I'm like, just on, you know, I just don't want to do it. I just can't do it. I feel you, but you know what? Once you make that jump, everything opens up for you. Do you think diner cards not around anymore? Is it diner's club diner's club? Yeah, I don't know.

Is discover around? Discover? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But here's the thing is Abby and I, my wife and I we on this one I get two credit cards so we're getting twice the points because she spends I spend we all spend we all spend it's it's a real ice cream for ice cream situation. Are these visas or these master cards? You don't need to go into what these are. Mine's a visa. Yeah. Mine's also a Visa. Yeah.

Now, boy, like five topics ago, I had something I wanted to ask me. You're here for the Juno Awards. Yeah. Who is there? Graham was nominated last year. And- Correct, loser. Who won it last year?

Damn it. It was Kyle Brownrig. Yeah, so that's one of the household names you could see if you go to these weekend shows. I was telling Nathan. I'm gonna let you guys know something. I'm really feeling good about myself coming in here.

What is... What is the last year? What's the reason for the Junos? What's the reason to do comedy? Please, I hope these are the questions. The reason to do the reason for the Junos is because Graham got the comedy award reinstated. Yeah, myself and Mark Ford and Ben Miner.

Yeah, it's great. We were the hidden figures of the Junos. Stop comparing. Did you have to fight Anne Marie? How do you get that in there? Yeah, no, it was actually Rita McNeil, God bless her soul. Yeah, we had to have a cage fight.

You killed Rita. Yeah, I killed her. And you know what? I don't regret it. Well, last year, everyone assumed May Martin is gonna win this one. Yes, yeah. Who is everyone assuming is gonna win this year?

Is there somebody that's a... No, well, I haven't heard the assumptions. Okay, I don't know. I just, yeah, cause I, you haven't been getting around, getting together with the other nominees. I have been getting together with the other nominees. I'll tell you guys this, that we did a show for the Junos showcase on Thursday.

A guy from the Vancouver Sun reviewed it. And that review came out today. And everybody got a glowing review except me. Why, what the hell? He was very upset. I could tell from the way you started this story. So he wrote a couple of paragraphs about each person, very nice, and then when he got to me, he goes,

sadly, staying to watch Nathan McIntosh made it impossible for me to go see Wild Rivers. That's the entire review. So what's Wild Rivers? It's a band that then he did a glowing review for. A band he didn't even see. He was like, wow, Wild Rivers, they've sold a lot of albums. They're Canada's heroes. They're rivers.

They're rocks. I mean, it was anyway, so that was uh, so so maybe to answer your question I don't know. I've been around the people but it's you it's Pass last week's guest Courtney Gilmore, Deborah DiGiovanni past guest. Jess Solomon. I've been Decker and Ivan Decker Solid redhead representation this year to you out of five. What if I was not bad meat loaf song? The Two out of five. Two out of five is not bad, meatloaf song. That's right. That's right. Um, the, um, when I- For people listening in the United States, the Junos are Canada's Grammys. Yes, and-

That's what we're talking about. They've been calling them at the manager at the cellar, has been calling them the Crammies, the Crammy Awards. That's pretty good. Changed my bio to like Crammy award-winning, fucking, not, it hasn't even happened yet. Yeah Yeah, so it's usually we get these, you know Canadian artists first you'll in America You'll be hearing about Wild Rivers in a couple years. He loved Wild Rivers. He didn't even see them this guy

He didn't even see the band loves him. He actually didn't go see the band. I ruined his night I I kept him in the building and it ruined it. I'm guessing country music. What do you guess? I would assume Wild Rivers is folk rock. Yeah, folk rock. About- Canadian folk band, yep.

Fuck yeah. Well, they're Wild Rivers. I mean, what the hell else are they gonna do? You know what I mean? They're not ACDC-esque. Oh man, can you imagine? Hey everybody, we're Wild Rivers. That actually would work too, yeah. else are they gonna do you know what I mean they're not ACDC-esque. Oh man can you imagine hey everybody we're Wild Rivers. That actually would work too yeah. They just singing about balls but anyways no I

don't know who the hell I don't know who the hell the goddamn fucking assumption is um I'm happy to go I got a suit I like. Oh yeah yeah new suit for for this brand new suit for the Junos. Hell yeah. Yeah. New suit for this brand new suit for the Juneau. Oh, yeah. I was going to return it. Big fan of that. But I'm going to keep this suit. You like I have why I have bought it. If you guys don't this, I buy things. I've worn stuff on like TV and things with the tags on. Oh, yeah. And then the very next day, I turn that. Yeah. Yeah. Because there's no you have no nostalgia connected to these garments.

No, not maybe a little especially this type of thing of you you but I like the suit and I want to keep the suit But I said to get the hemmed but I definitely have like yeah, I've returned much stuff. Yeah almost anytime. I've been on TV if There's a tag on me. Yeah, it's kind of weird. I wonder if that's what if that's a common No people people have money and they, they pay $200 for credit cards. They keep the clothes that they buy. But me, I rent from expensive places. I've got a jacket for 600 bucks. Wow.

Do a thing, but I'm taking it right. I mean, it doesn't even. Oh, right, so the sky's the limit. I feel bad for the people at the store though, cause they're like, whoa, they really in my head. Yeah, do they get their commission taken away if you bring it back? Yes, I used to work at a future shop

and I would come in sometimes and be in the hole. Oh. Because somebody the day before returned something, I sold them, so I would start my day, negative $120. You're just like, well, this is gonna be a good one. We're starting directly in the in the fucking red here. What was commission like at Future Shop? Commission and Future Shop was what did you sell like TV VCR?

Yeah. And commission was you only really made money on the service plans. That's why they're always like, you just bought the movie drop dead friend You need the $76 service plan yeah, so if it gets you know fingerprints on it We'll just give you a whole other copy of one of the worst movies ever made I hate that movie so much First year you're covered by the factory war But I sold one time a five minute I mean this one like TVs were super expensive too. Like there was plasma TVs in the building for like 15k.

I sold a TV to a guy for $5,000. He refused the service plan. Of course he did. He's got five thousand bucks for a TV. Exactly. He doesn't give a fuck. He's, he did all, anyways, I made fifty dollars on the five thousand okay So that was kind of the service plan was the only thing Wow so I didn't really sell

I didn't even try to sell things if I'm being serious I used to take a giant executive lunches nice because if you didn't make enough money in commissions You would just make minimum wage, and I was like I'm 18. I don't give a fuck I want to go home play Grand Theft Auto anyway So I would cross the street go to pizza delight and just eat lunch for three hours. It's a delight. That sounds good Awesome. Yeah, they have lunch buffet, dude. I would sit over another guy pizza Oh my god, I would sit over there with another guy me and him. We both look at each other. He was in like Accessories he'd be we sell like cords. Yeah, and I mean him I used to call him rec-a-ton because there was a cheap

cord company called receketon. Okay. So I'm like, Reketon, you want to go to an executive lunch? He's like, absolutely. Drop cords, he was like folding back up and we would just cross the street for hours. And those lunch buffet places, they're counting up people who have to go back to work.

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, we would just sit at Pizza Delight, man. Those lunch buffet places, they're counting on people who have to go back to work. Yeah, we would just sit at Pizza Delight, man. It was awesome. It's so much fun. The pizza buffet is so impossible to take advantage of because after two slices you're like, I'm slowing down if you have that third slice. Okay, things are starting to get a little creaky. Craig L. Creaky. I mean, they had salad, you know, Caesar salad and some cakes. Yeah. Oh, sure. Craig L. It was a good time. But we would really just sit there, eat pizza and just drink pop and just pound.

Matthew F. That was a good time in our lives when we could eat as much pizza and drink as much pop as we like. Matthew F. That's true. Matthew F. And the government didn't know anything better than to warn us. Craig L. I think I was going to say the government couldn't track how much pop as we like. And the government didn't know anything better than to warn us. The government couldn't track how much pizza we were eating. Now they're watching and they're like, stop it. Put it down. You're with too many pizza points planned.

Yeah. Dr. Foushee knocks on your door. I know I'm crossing a full international border to tell you this, but you've reached your five slice max a month. Yeah, cause I remember there's only so many freestanding Pizza Hut restaurants left. We have one here in Vancouver. I haven't been to where it's on Grandview highway.

Okay, cause there is like a Pizza Hut just like in a Strip mall on Main Street. Oh, no, this is its own. It's a diner. It's a diner. Yeah Yeah, it's a diner and I remember Tim gray and I going to one in Winnipeg and trying to do the lunch buffet And we just ate ourselves sick Like we just kept eating and eating until we couldn't possibly eat anymore. And then just felt like awful the rest of the day. I used to go for all you can eat sushi. Oh yeah.

And it was- That's a good one, right? Oh, it was great. And it had a, it was a Korean barbecue as well. A little grill in the middle of the table. Nice. And they bring you your food. We would go with like 20 people. If you're at the wrong end of the table,

you're not getting anything. Like they just drop the food in the middle. It doesn't make its way down to you. But then sometimes you fill up and you're just filling out like pieces of paper and handing them to waitresses and they bring you your food. And then you're like, I'm still so hungry.

You fill out a form. I'm still so hungry. You fill out another form. And then you're suddenly so full and you're like, oh shit. They hungry, you fill out a form. I'm still so hungry, you fill out another form. And then you're suddenly so full and you're like, oh shit, they are going to bring us more food. And apparently what you don't eat, you have to pay for. Oh really? So it would be a lot of like, well,

I'm just gonna squish this down. Really small. Yeah. Pizza Delight didn't have that. They were like, if you don't eat it, we don't, we'll throw it out. We'll give it to the next guy. Now was this in your maritime days, Pizza Delight?

Yeah, yeah, Halifax. Bears Lake, buddy. In Halifax, they famously have Pizza Corner, which is- Pizza Corner has been basically dismantled. That's what I've heard. Yeah, it's gone. There was a yogurt place called Yeah. Yeah.

Y-E-H. Yeah. Yeah. Where the King of Denier used to be I think Sicilian slice is still there and then the other one is also something else now but a yogurt company of all things yeah downtown yogurt I when I was when I was drinking when I was living in Halifax and I was drinking when I was going full pirate we used to leave the dome a lot at two in the morning after like dollar drinks, drunk as hell.

And just everybody- The dome is a bar? Yeah. And everybody looked around and was like, yogurt, right? Yeah. But they didn't have it at the time. Can you imagine eating yogurt when you're drunk? Well, what's that sauce they put?

There's the Halifax sauce they put on. That's yogurt. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, it's, oh, that's sad to hear because I was an Institution for a long time. Well, downtown, Halifax itself, and people might disagree, the downtown core, I feel, has decided that they want to push out almost anybody

that's from Nova Scotia. Oh, God. It's not a pirate, downtown Halifax used to be a pirate ship, full of pirates, like from the East Coast. Now they, it's almost like a student center. They've almost It's it's like a it's like a Connection or a part of Dalhousie and I'm gonna get this a very down

Yeah, we're waiting. I'm trying they basically it's basically like look people are coming from outside the city We don't want them to be greeted by pirates who might bite and fight them Yeah, so you will leave will kick out all the things that you knew and liked down here We'll build like wine bars and yeah, yeah and that type of thing. Right? So they're they're trying to the harbor is now like Crazy like crazy nice very nice. Yeah, but it weirdly as a person who grew up there watching you know Others eat cigarettes when you when you go down there now. I'm like oh Yeah, it's almost like you're trying to bring Toronto here. Mm-hmm, so it just feels weird. I still love the city

It's where I'm from, but I don't know man. It doesn't feel very like Seagull-ish yeah, well that's I feel like Vancouver in the 70s and 80s it was kind of like a a gritty gritty yeah yeah like a lot of sailors would hang out here and beachcombers beachcombers they would uh they would show up every other day and I wasn't here for that I wasn't here for the gritty you were here for that but you were just a little you were just a little gritty boy a little beachcomber a little. I was just a little gritty boy. A little beachcomber. A little beachcomber. A little bitty gritty.

Yeah, but yeah, but Vancouver still has grit to it. Oh, it's still got grit, absolutely. It's just, you know. But I like that grit, like a Port City grit. Yeah. Like, why are season two? Like if you were, if you, you know, started a new soccer league, yeah

Yeah, we're the port city grid Actually is a pretty good name for a soccer team. Yeah, it's really good again. I was going through all the teams in the Major League soccer. Yeah, and none of them have names. They're all just like fake like Salt Lake City United or like oh, yeah just like fake like Salt Lake City United or like Miami FC. The only one that I mean there's the Vancouver, there's the Portland Timbers or the Portland Timbers FC. I think they're all, I guess a lot of them have names. Vancouver Whitecaps FC, Seattle Sanders FC, Halifax Wanderers, Pure FC.

But then there's like Inter Miami and Real Salt Lake, which are just like the, we saw it on a European team and we added it to ours. Somebody told me that the rumor is that they're going to sell the white caps. That's what I've heard. Two. Two, the highest bidder. The ice cap. The ice cap.

That rumor you heard that everyone's known for months. Oh, is it? I didn't know. It's been for sale. Oh, I didn't realize. It's been for sale. Oh, I didn't realize. I don't keep up with my Whitecaps news. Well, it was local news. It was like not even, it made it off the sports page

onto the front page. I'd go straight for the comedy review page and see. I'd go to the... Did anyone fuck over Wild River? I remember doing... Sadly. It's sadly over Wild River? I remember doing- Sadly. Sadly. Sadly.

Wild River. Sticking around for Nathan McIntosh made it impossible. Made the thing that he was mad at wasn't you, it was your placement on the show. Well, let's get serious. The thing he was mad about was definitely me. Wait, wait, wait. Did, is it possible that sticking around for Nathan made it,

I want to say Fielder, made it impossible. Macintosh, please, Jesus Christ. My last name is Macintosh. I'm a different guy than that guy. I'm not that guy. Sticking around for Nathan Macintosh made it impossible to see Wild Rivers.

So I didn't. I went and saw Wild Rivers. I didn't stick around. Yes, yes. That would have been better actually. But no, that's not what he said. The tone is, I wasted my life. That almost should have been what he wrote.

That would be the title of the review. The title of his book, memoir, I wasted my life chapter one god damn it what if I could have some Wild Rivers before they were selling out the the Rogers Center the BC dome whatever the fuck is here but everybody certainly they're well known enough that they're nominated for a Juno Award I could have seen them before they were nominated though I guess yeah that's true I remember doing JFL 42, which no longer exists, but you and I were on the same show,

I was early show, you were late show, and I got a review and you got a review, and my review was good, your review was out of this world. I didn't see it. I think you got. I really didn't see it. I think it's exclaiming. I only read the bad ones.

No, this is good, it's glowing, saying like, he's at the height of his powers. And you know, nothing like that got said. They were like, we like this guy. That was my room. Yeah, we like this guy. Yeah, this guy means well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I was able to get to the concert I wanted to. Yeah, I saw Wild Rivers. This guy was so good that he went under his time and I was able to see wild rivers. God, I love wild rivers. You ever just sit back, are you ever just like camping and you go,

man, this really needs some wild rivers right now. Boy, I've- I'm gonna DM somebody from wild rivers and just let them know that I appreciate what it is that they do as well. Oh, they're gonna hear about it. Yeah. We go and talk about like a semi well-known Canadian celebrity on this show without them

hearing about it. Yeah, that's true. Is this true? That's great. I haven't listened to Wild Rivers yet, but I swear to God I will. First of all, I do really like the name. Secondly, I've been to Lake Louise Banff and you're standing up there and you're looking out sometimes at

a Wild River, but more so in the wilderness itself. And I have thought this needs a soundtrack. And I don't, I don't know about you guys, I like rap music, but it's hard to listen to in the woods. It's pretty much impossible to hear a guy talk about a gold chain and a woman shaking her ass while there's a fucking beaver kicking a damn... Well, I mean, you know, you're not that far. Oh, hey, I forgot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about it.

The woman shaking her beaver and the hard thing to shake, by the way. You got to be a specific type of lady to be able to move that around. Yeah, shake it. I want answers. The best thing... I want answers. Where were you? What happened to all these trees? What happened to all these trees? Shake it a beaver for answers. Why did you block this?

Why did you block this? Anyways, ah-bop-bop. This is how I talk. This is how I talk. I'm sorry. I thought we were gonna do like a beach voice. Oh man. Look, I have a speech. Would it help if I told you I had a speech impediment

and it's a very real thing. Is it? Oh, a hundred percent. I'm so sorry. Not at all. Not at all. If anything, you have a speech achievement. You go so far in the other direction.

Too many words in one sentence. It's an achievement I've reached. Either way, I've been standing in wilderness and thought I needed a soundtrack and Wild River seems like the thing to me. When I leave here, I'm gonna check them out. And I am hoping at the awards tonight, the gala thing, there are bands playing.

I would, I honest to God, hope that one of them is Wild Rivers and that my bullshit doesn't get in the way of me fucking enjoying them. But here's what you do. If Wild River is playing, you find out that reviewer's email, you write a glowing review of how they're wild. Oh, you gotta meet them and take a selfie with them. 100%. Yes, yes.

I'm sure they're great. I really do. Yeah, but just like you sending a photo with the caption, Wild River was so great. And then sending it to that guy. Cause a lot of times they have like an address at the bottom of the video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's the Vancouver Sun, so it's a paper.

You gotta. Yeah, yeah. I gotta. Oh, come on, you gotta meet Wild River today. We both have to, you're coming. I'm coming. Sure, yeah. Yeah. It's the Vancouver Sun, so it's a paper. You gotta. Yeah, yeah. I gotta. Oh, come on, you gotta meet Wilder Rivers today. We both have to, you're coming. I'm coming. This is great. My chances of winning are very low, very low indeed. I hope, and wild card this year,

and you just happen to be there. Write and vote. There was a sixth nominee, everybody. He didn't know, we didn't know. Here he is, you have to get up, dust yourself off. I just want to thank Wild Rivers for being here today. Well, Graham is the winner, but he obviously he's not in the room, so we can't give it to him. So we'll give it to one of the actual, oh, Graham is here.

Wee-hoo, wee-hoo. Do you have, do you have like a speech? You got 100% of gags. Yeah. I have a speech. Yeah. Nice. Do you guys want to hear it? Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you for giving me this. Do you know this now gives one more to the Maritimes with Anne Marie has like 26. Yeah. And I'm now adding to that collection cause they all get stacked in Oxford, Nova Scotia, the blueberry capital of the world.

It is blueberry capital, isn't it? Yeah. So this adds 26 or 27 to the top. Well, I'm sure also Rita McNeil has a big stack out there too. So whatever. You're getting played off. Do do do do do do. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Dress and park. I get attacked by Avril Lavigne dressed as a raptor. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We're after an attack top. Rankin family probably have a few out there as well. Oh, hell yeah.

Oh yeah, I'm forgetting a lot of people. Hank Snow might have, I mean, I don't know if he was kicking around at the time. Oh, there's Stomp and Tom probably. Stomp and Tom probably had a few, yeah. Stomp and Tom's got to have a couple of fucking ones that he put under a board. When I worked at CBC in the CBC building, there was the studio floor, which is kind of the basement floor. And we were looking for an office to work in and we opened this office that I don't think had, it was

like one of those things where it hadn't been touched since the last person left it a decade ago. And there were two Junos just sitting there. I mean, I guess I could have just... They were lying around. I saw a bunch of the CBC, but they've gone through like different shapes over the years. They used to be like a... The power thing. Now it's like a guy in a ribbon. It's like a guy.

Yeah, it's a guy. It's a dude, yeah. I guess if you look at it... This is all part of my speech, by the way. You guys are... This is what you guys still are. Yeah, sorry, okay. No, no, no, I'm saying that this is all part of it.

This is all part of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. I'll probably just read your guys' parts. Damn it, I have to find another and get out of here, Dilophosaurus. Yeah, it seems like winning an award is just such a golden opportunity to make just a one-liner and walk away.

Like I know that you want to thank everybody, but just like- That Joe Pesci Oscar speech. What did he say? It's my great privilege and just walked off the stage. Yeah. That's pretty awesome. thank everybody but just like that Joe Pesci show Oscar speech. What did he say? It's my great privilege and just walked off the stage. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Yeah, something like that something Larry Davids This is all well and good, but I'm still bald. What was the one? Oh, yeah, who was that actress? I forget her name There was a woman it wasn't an Oscar it was an Emmy, so they're less memorable people. Yeah, I think probably those are the two my favorite acceptance speeches, but there's

also somebody accepting on somebody's behalf. That's always fun. Yeah, you should have someone accept on your behalf. Wild rivers. If I meet them tonight and I do win, I wanna get the whole band to go up. Did Jack Palance do one-armed push-up? He did one-armed push-up. Impossible.

Yeah. I guess you get... He went up and accepted a ward and did one-armed push-ups? It was either he was presenting or he accepting. Yeah, he had, because he won one year for... City Slickers? City Slickers, and then the next year he also presented because that's what they do.

But- For City Slickers too. More city. Legend of Curly's Gold. Dirtier streets. Is that what, I forgot that's what's called Curly's Gold? Legend of Curly's Gold. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha.

Na na na na. Na na na na. Guys, I haven't got the, I haven't even started yet. Ha ha ha. These are the thank yous. That would be very funny Guys, I haven't even started yet. These are the thank yous. That would be very funny if you're like, if I win, I want you guys to come in like right away. Like, I don't like to, no, no, no, okay.

As soon as I grab it, just start playing something. Did you guys see Adrian Brody's speech? Did it go for the brutalist for the Oscars? No. He won best actor and they started playing him off. He said, please don't, I've got this under control. And so they stopped. And then he continued for, it was the longest speech in Oscar's history.

Really? Wow. Four and a half minutes or something. And he said nothing. He said he didn't like, normally it's very chic these days to like have a cause. Yeah. And his was like, you know, no one believed in things

and then we believed in them. And then this movie happened. He seems like he would be insufferable. Yeah. Like as a person to be around, seems like he would be. Someoneerable. Yeah, like as a person to be around seems like he would be someone uses the term actor brain actor brain. Yeah, like just like did you guys see Demi Moore's for substance? No, oh, did you win the Golden Globe? Yeah, it was great. Yeah, it was just like a pretty she was just talking about how she thought, you'd have to watch it, I fucked up.

It all fell apart. But it- You should do it for your speech. Yeah. I would love to. I would love to talk about Demi Moore during my speech, if I'm being serious. Yeah, why not?

Yeah, it's Demi here. I'd like to give this a try. Nobody that you know is gonna be in the crowd or see this, because it's all live. It's not for tape. So you can say anything you want. You don't have to thank anybody. You can just go up there and do a bit and then walk away. I mean, at most there might be newspaper reviews of your speech. Sadly, the speech went so long that Wild Rivers could only do three of their four mega hits.

Moss on a hill. Salamanders looking at me. Pine tree to heaven. And maple syrup, I'm back. I mean, I don't want to know anything about them. I'm sad I know that they're a folk band because I'd really just like, the more we know about them, the meaner it would sound. I swear to Christ, I'm guarantee they're good. It just, the meaner it would sound. I swear to Christ, I guarantee they're good. It's just the thing maybe.

Yeah. But like if we like know specifics about them, then it gets mean. But the fact that they're just a name. Yeah. Wild River. But Demi Moore's thing was basically like she thought she was done. Her agent said that she was too old or something. And she basically said that you compare yourself so much to other people in this business.

And she started to really have a good time and enjoy what she was doing when she stopped when she put down the measuring stick. You know, I yeah, it's really good. I just you know, it was really, really good. I'd love that her agents like you're too old to be in the substance as the older person. They're actually actually going to go younger. Yeah, before the substance came around. She didn't think that she was ever going to get something like the substance again. Yeah, yeah before the substance came around she didn't think that this she was ever gonna get something like the substance again Yeah, there's only one a year. They're only doing one one movie for it's true They really only make one movie for an older actress She's had it her career is incredible. Yeah, she didn't do anything else ever again

Ghost ghost if she only did ghost then only did ghost or only did a few good men She only did those Vanity Fair covers. Ugh, my god. Fucking G.I. Jane. Do Meemore kicks ass? He does. And she had like a blow your hair back cameo in one of the Charlie's Angels movies, maybe the sequel.

Like everybody's like, oh my god, it's Demi Moore and she looks fantastic. Blow her hair back. Camera. That's what the reverse is. Oh my god, wow! My hair was so blown back, I missed Wild Rivers! What's the deal?

Sadly, my hair was blown directly off my head, and I was flushed to a hospital. I hope you keep that forever, and like, it's on your tombstone. Lost the Wild River. Lost to! Sadly, Istone. Lost the Wild River. Lost two. Sadly I stole a grave from Wild River. Or like whatever year you die, you know, 2027.

If he had only lived a little shorter, I would have been able to see Wild Rivers. This funeral really got in the way of that Wild Rivers concert I was supposed to see. By the way, we're giving away two tickets to Wild Rivers, the theme park, the water park. That's hilarious. Hemp the ride?

Hemp. Hemp is such like a nineties, like, oh, how come hemp is legal, but what's not? Yeah, what the hell, man? Do you know that our founding fathers grew hemp? Hemp clothing sucked, right? We all lived through it. I have a hemp, cotton hemp t-shirt and it's, you know what? Got that wiggly neck I don't like.

Yeah. I had for a long time, I had a hemp tuque and it was the best tuque I've ever had. Why? It just, like, just the way it sat was very comfortable. Yeah. Like, and it didn't do any like lines on the forehead or anything like that.

Like it was just, it shaped to my head perfectly. And it was- Hemp to head. Hemp to head, yeah, hemp to head transition. Yeah, I don't know where it is, but I remember also it had a little pocket in it that's where you put your weed. Sure.

Yeah, put your weed in the tube. That's where you put your key to a locker with more hemp clothing in it. Ah! Ah! Ah! Those are like big poncho type hoodie things that had the pocket in the front with the giant arms.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Those pissed me off so much. Drugs. Drugs. They just like, what, these arms, tighten the arms. It's such a dumb thing, but put an elastic, get a tighter arm on your hem clothing. But aren't you sometimes a little jealous of hippies that they can do that and not even think twice about it?

No, I'm not. No? Okay. No, I will say that. The hippies were walking around and thinking, everyone's jealous of me. Everyone's jealous of me and my hem drug rug. Well, Dave, what's happening with you? Tell me all about it.

Throw it to Dave. I'm throwing it over to Dave. Well, we've been, well, first of all, sad local news. Do you know what we're going to say? Wild River didn't win? No. Oh, yes, I do know what you're going to say. I think we sometimes brought up on the show before.

Something has passed away. Yeah, the McBarge. Have you heard of the McBarge. Have you heard of the McBarge? Nope. In 1986, Vancouver hosted the World Expo, Expo 86. And one of the features was a floating McDonald's. In my head, I was like, that has to be what that is. Yeah.

And- I love that. It was in the harbor. It kicks ass. It was amazing. Yeah, that's awesome. Like the harbor. It kicks ass. It was amazing. Yeah, that's awesome. Like the pictures of it, you're just like,

oh man, would have loved to eat a hamburger on the open seas. Mm-hmm. And then after the- Christopher Columbus used to do it. After Expo, it stuck around in the harbor for a while. I don't think it was working. No.

It was just there. And then they got rid of it and moved it out to like the suburbs. It was just down in the Fraser river or something. Derelict. Yeah. And like YouTubers would go and like take photos and videos of it. They would like take a photo.

Hey, this is the McBarge. Check out my TikTok where I point to the old pictures of the McBarge and it says what happened to the McBarge. Well, the McBarge sank. Sank. It sank! It just sank this week. Come on! Who did that? Burger King? The Burger Barge?

Yeah, it was... Shooting whoppers at it? The Burger Barge. Big cannons full of those chicken nuggets? Yeah, was there any pirate... I don't know. There'd have to be a Wendy's ship out there, the Dave Thomas. Or is there a, in the, you know,

is a Hamburglar in that sort of universe? There is a pirate in the McDonaldland universe. Is there? Yeah. What's his name? It's like Captain Cookie or something like that. I think he's the representative of the cookie. Holy fuck, yes.

Oh my God, Captain Crook. Captain Crook, there we go, yeah. From the McDonald, we. Yeah from the McDonald's This we're going to McDonald's wiki here. Yeah, this is him, but he became a cookie I think didn't he didn't he like his face was a cookie at some point time. I remember that kind of yeah My face was a cookie at this This I think maybe he got edged out because he was maybe a crook that was stealing Hamburgers and then Hamburgler.

It's too many people. Hamburgler is a way better name than Captain Crook. The character is comparable to the Hamburgler, but rather than hoarding hamburgers, he tries to steal Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. Here you go, have them. Well, didn't Grimace start out as a milkshake thief? Yeah, and he had more than two arms.

He had like four. Yeah, so they all. Wow, wow, wow. As shakes as he could. What was McDonald's fascination with all their mascots steeled from you? Yeah, and I mean the system works because they've all been rehabilitated.

Yep, that's right. Yeah, Hamburglar has changed his name officially to Ham Donor. Yeah. Ham Donor. Ham Celebrator. He buys burgers for sick kids. Do you guys remember McDonald's pizza? Yeah.

Yes. Kicked ass. It did kick ass. It took a while though. Like you would go and they'd say, okay, that'll be 12 minutes. Yeah. I mean, fuck, it was so good. It's so good. I would love to'll be 12 minutes. Yeah, that's, I mean, fuck it was so good. It's so good.

I would love to have one right now. Yeah. Like right now I'd love to have one more in my lifetime. Yes. Just one. You know, apparently in like one place in Virginia, they still make it. But I don't know.

They still make the pizza? Yeah, he's like, I'm doing it. I don't care. We're still, he went rogue. Cause I don't even know if they had it in the States to begin with. Was it, it couldn't have been a candidate only. So these are the top pages on McDonald's wiki this week.

Number five, Birdie the early bird. Yeah. Number four, McPizza. Okay. Number three, Uncle O'Grimmacy, which is the Irish Grimace. Yeah, Irish Grimace. Number two is Hamburglar

and number one is Grimace this week. Let's check out the McPizza. Sub-Wiki? There's a lot of people in the States that don't remember the pizza, never had it. Well, okay. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so the McPizza is a discontinued

McDonald's menu item, which was launched in the mid-80s. I remember it in the early 90s. Same. Me too. And mostly discontinued by around 2000. Currently, only one location in Orlando, Florida, still serves the McPizza. Nice. What? Wow. Oh man, I gotta get that. If it's the same pizza, that thing was amazing. Well, they say here launched in the mid-80s and one inch away it says date of introduction 1989. So. Yes. But I remember. I remember it being such a big deal. It was, and it was like a huge campaign.

There was also a campaign for something called, I want to say it was called the Arch Deluxe. Yeah. And it was Ron McDonald doing adult things, buying porn and such. Renting a car. Getting a big bottle of Jack Daniels. Yeah, paying $200 a year bottle of Jack Daniel.

Yeah, paying $200 a year for his credit card. He was on a golf course, he was in a board meeting, and the Arch Deluxe was a Big Mac for adults because it had more lettuce in it or something like that. I loved it when it came out. It was so delicious. It's a great name. Yeah, Arch Deluxe. Arch Deluxe. I wonder if they have a page for it was so delicious. It's a great name. Yeah, Arch Deluxe. Arch Deluxe.

And like- I wonder if they have a page for it. They do. Yeah, I definitely, I got into it and then of course they discontinued it. It was- They were like, if Graham finds out about this, we have to shut it down.

It was sold in 1996 and marketed specifically to adults. Yeah, it was a porno burger. Who were the big adults in 1996? Well, Bella Carolli, Jenna Jameson, Will Smith, 1996, Welcome to Earth, Welcome to Deluxe.

But yeah, I'm sad to hear about McBarge. Yeah, so that's one thing going on. Okay. And the other thing related to kind of to McPizza is I have two kids and they, my 10 year old is getting more into like making her own food. Okay, sure.

Which is a big step. Yeah. And so like I'm showing her how to like scramble eggs and like make ramen, just like easy kid stuff. And we've discovered Pizza Pops. Nice. The microwavable snack. Look, it's garbage food, but.

Yeah, but it's garbage you want to eat. I know, but yeah. And you're like, we give them good food and they eat it and then they're still hungry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But have we just discovered, now this is a thing that's been around for a few years, but I never Did it never bought them before?

the Uncrustables, I don't know what I didn't know. I didn't know we sold those not kidding in Canada Yes, I thought that'd be one of the things that Canada went Absolutely. Not yeah, it's a prepackaged sandwich with the crust cut off. Pre-packaged. So like, are we talking about PB&J or? Yes. Yeah. So it's got no crust and it's sort of sealed at the edges,

crimped at the edges. Look at that though, Graham. Do you think that should be sold here? I don't like it. Any country shouldn't be allowed to sell this to anybody ever. And- Even the picture where it's supposed to look good

doesn't look good. You know what I mean? Like where it can't photograph photograph well. Yeah, that's horrible. I disagree. I think it looks fine. Why is this one dripping? That's the adult. This one's dripping Crystal Pepsi. But so we bought some of these. Yeah, they are the most useless snack in the world Because you you buy them frozen. Yeah, and then it says You pull them out and the package says wait 30 minutes to an hour for them to thaw before eating

Who's got who thinks about if you have an hour you could make your own sandwich Yeah, and and cut the grass. That's that you can't cut the crust off in an hour. Come on No way that's that's where the unquestionable comes into play. You've made a sandwich before you're on. Okay, you have a big meeting Yeah, you're on your way. You're on your way out the door huge meeting with an arch deluxe for dinner I say to myself. Yeah, so you're, I have an hour before I gotta go. You make the PB&J, that's 39 minutes. And then you go, I don't want the crusts. You can't do this with the Wonder Bread.

Getting a knife, cutting it, finding a board, that's like 60 minutes. Plus yeah, I mean, it's not one crust. It's got four sides of the bread. And each one of those you need to call somebody to help you with. Yeah, so the Uncr. Well does come into play but Yeah, it's a horrifying piece of I didn't know we sold I've got no problem with it existing

But that that thought I'm the look at that. That's horrible. That's a horrifying sandwich It looks like a little cake snowman when you because the... I got no problem with it. That is horrible. Well, I mean, it's food with food inside. I don't... But like, you know what? If I get a hold of, if Mark Carney is at the Junos tonight, which he very well could be inducting Wild Rivers

into the Canada Hall of Fame, I will tell him, please ban the Uncrustable, get it out of our country, get it the hell out of here. If you do nothing else, yourrustable get it out of our country get it the hell out of here You do nothing else your honor Get it out of your excellence. Is it a play on? words Unstoppable and I guess it's on unstoppable or unsinkable maybe unfuck this same which can't sink This is not a crustable sandwich

And the deal with this is I can't even I started it this way Sink? This is not a crustable sandwich. What's the deal with this is, I can't even believe I started it this way. Do people hate crusts this much? I like a crust. Me too. Oh yeah, me too. Yeah. What about the crustables?

I want more crust. More crust. Yeah. They should- Give me all the crust from the uncrustables. Thank you. Make me a crustable. I want a sandwich out of crust.

Pizza Hut should make a stuffed crust pizza, crust with more stuffed. Yes. Stuffed with more crust. Oh yes. Ha ha ha. Charge you more, there's more crust in the crust. And the mascot for Uncrustables would be Constable Crustable.

He's the guy who saves the crustables. Waving a big stick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A l'appetit. And then the opposite of him would be unconstable, crustable, unconstable, uncrustable, who would be like a guy who steals uncrustables. Yes, yes, yes.

This all works very well. They both used the Big Boss Man's theme song. Well, I don't remember his theme song. I don't either, but I just heard it from Macon County, Georgia. It was Staring at a Lizard by Wild Rivers. Staring at, Saskatchewan again by Wild Rivers. Staring at Saskatchewan again by Wild River. I know they're a great band.

Yeah, they're the best. I did not think we had this because there are certain things that we don't get. And I thought this was one of the things because you see the sandwich, you know that they, this is not just frozen. You can buy this on like a shelf. Okay.

In the America. It's shelf stable. Yeah. Does that not freak you out? It's horrifying. I mean, it's bread and I mean, all those things are shelfable. You're right. Are shelfable. Although you're in one box. Yeah, I do put my... Your crust down? No, I put my jelly back in the fridge when I'm done with it. Yeah. I put peanut butter in the, well, almond butter in the fridge. Yeah, almond butter. I know, I know. I'm already in almond butter.

I should get a credit card for $200 a year. Exactly, you deserve it. Air fryer, uncrustables. This changes everything. Yeah, that'll blow your head right off. Oh. Exactly. Blow your hair back. How to make uncrustable donuts dipped in cinnamon sugar.

This just keeps getting fatter and fatter. Um, anyway, check them out. Oh, but Totino's pizza rolls we don't have in Canada. We only have pizza pops and pizza pockets, but pizza rolls. We don't have pizza, don't we have another pizza roll? Not pizza pops, pizza pockets, pizza pops, pizza pockets. Didn't we have pizza roll?

I've had a pizza roll here. No. Have you brought them from the States? No, I'm talking about as a kid. Oh I had to have and I didn't break I didn't jump a fence or anything to get them It just they were there but you know used to Halifax was a lot more skullduggery So you might want to get the port city. So we used to steal things right off the ship. They were supposed to go down there Everybody get a little crate, right? Yes. Yeah a lot of Dale Earnhardt jr Everybody get a little crate, right? Yes, yes.

A lot of Dale Earnhardt Jr. merch floating around Halifax only because people wanted to steal that day. Yeah, yeah. A lot of Intimidator hats. Yeah, wasn't there, isn't there a pizza roll? Do we not have anything in Canada? We don't have a McCain's pizza roll. I'm sure McCain, McCain does the pizza pocket,

which isn't as good as the, no wait, who does the pizza pop? That's Pillsbury. Pillsbury, yeah. Pillsbury, yeah, and I love Pillsbury. Their branding is better too. That box is just a fiesta. The orange box. Orange box. And the cr- they have a crust on that one.

They do have a little crimped edge on that. The McCain one is just a round disc. Yeah, it's like a- Yeah. Like a puck of sauce. It was like a puck, yeah. This one was more like a wallet. Yeah, a wallet. Yeah. A wallet of sauce. Yeah, this one was more like a wallet. Yeah, a wallet. A wallet of sauce. Delicious.

Three cheeses and a wallet. I haven't had one of those in so long, but they were so good as a kid. Check out my freezer. Running to a microwave. Well, I'm gonna steal it on my way out of the house. Okay, cool. I'm gonna take another coffee and a pizza pocket.

Bake and double cheeseburger. Taking Uncrustable. So we tried Uncrustables. I think that was a failed proposal. And anyway, let me know what my kids should cook. Open to ideas. Open to ideas. Beef wellington.

Certainly if we're camping, we're gonna, you know, have a hot dog on a stick. Hot dog on a stick, yes. Another great Wild Rivers song. And we would be listening to Wild River the whole time. Hot dog on a Stick, the album. Yeah, you guys may remember this from our first album. Hot Dog on a Stick, everybody holds up their hot dog on a stick.

Yeah, instead of a lighter or a phone, they light a hot dog on fire and hold it up. That's great. All right, well, Graham, what's going on with you? Well, not too much, but the other day I tried to watch a horror movie that the opening sequence of it was so upsetting that I couldn't watch the rest of it. Sally and I were like, we can't, we can't. It's too dark, it's too miserable. So we stopped watching it and then she went to bed and then she went to bed and then she the rest of it. Sally and I were like, we can't, we can't. It's too dark, it's too miserable.

So we stopped watching it and then she went to bed and I was like, I still need to watch something, you know? So there's, I have Shudder, which I don't think, you're a horror movie fan. Yeah. You don't have Shudder. I don't have Shudder. But I feel like you should have Shudder. You know why? 200 bucks a year.

But you got so many points. Damn it, Shudder points? Yeah, you get Shudder points. That's hilarious. I'm bringing in a guy from Transylvania on my Sh so many points. Damn it. Shutter points? Yeah. That's hilarious. I'm bringing in a guy from Transylvania on my shutter points. No, I don't want to get shutter. And maybe I will at some point in time, but I don't want to have all of the access to just,

there's going to be so many B horror movies on there, C horror movies on there, right? No, yes, they do have like a lot, but you, the type that you would love. Like the crazy one from the 80s and like the early 90s, they've got all those. Whoa, gnarly 80s stuff, dude. Wolfman's got nerds, et cetera.

But yeah, they've got really up to date stuff and foreign stuff. And so the other thing I was like, what's just something, cause they have kind of like a sillier category. up-to-date stuff and foreign stuff. And so the other thing I was like, what's just something, because they have kind of like a sillier category. So I was like, oh, there's a documentary called Doc of Chucky.

So it's all about the Child's Play series and the Chucky, when he broke out of that. Oh, Doc as in documentary. Okay, I was like, is there a doctor in the house? I pictured like a Doc, like a Chuck Barge. A Doc, oh yeah. Oh sure. He flocked in.

I'm gonna swim onto the Chuck Barge today anyways. So I was watching it for half an hour and then I was like, okay, I'm gonna go. How many of the Chuck E movies have you seen? I think I've seen all of them at this point. What? I think so. Wow, okay, that's like eight or nine movies now.

Yeah, I think like I was terrified of him This guy describes to shut her. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I was horror He was like the scariest thing to me as a kid. I had super nightmares about Chuckie as a kid great redhead representation That's true. Yeah, all the redheads in the 90s a problem child Chuckie They were all ugly little fucking mutants that either killed or bothered people blew up their houses. Yeah fucking mutants that either killed or bothered people and blew up their houses. Yeah, that was the problem child. That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chuckie was murdering. But the problem child looks like Chuckie. They look the same. They do. They look like the same. And the documentary was so cool because they showed like, it's all practical effects, so they had to make this little puppet that could run around and- He he he.

Yeah, exactly. I assume. But then I was like, okay okay I'll watch the rest of this tomorrow and so I put it on the next day and it was an hour into a four hour document yeah it's four hours I haven't made it through but I was like what there's three more hours of this I watched it you watched all I have seen the whole thing and see we last, we had dinner and you said... Wait, is this new? Huh? Wait, it came out a couple years ago. Okay. Yeah, but you said you'd seen it. I've seen it.

But you've also hit me to two that I didn't know existed. There's one, there's a, I can't remember the name of it, but there's a full one about, it's nine hours, and it's uh... This is what blew me away. Oh, no, wait, no, sorry, it might be four or five hours actually of all the Nightmare on Elm Street. No, I think it's got to be longer, four or five hours. Yeah. But all the Nightmare on Elm Street and then there is like a 11 to 13 hour one about all the Friday the 13th. Yeah.

And they're both fantastic. Yeah. Both really good. Yeah, the Chuckle of Grave. Are they broken into like, you know, airtime? Each hour is like broken down in each movie, basically. And they're both great. The Chuck E ones are very good, but-

Is it Ken Burns? Ken Burns? Yeah, it felt like- A lot of slow zooms in on a hockey mask. Yeah, a lot of zoom-ins, a lot of panning. I remember watching a documentary about Robert Johnson that sold his soul to the devil for a guitar there's only like four guitar skills yeah for a guitar you can have others in a music store man but also a guitar you can't play damn it

watch a documentary about him and there's only two known photos of him they're constantly panning over the same photo because there's one of him. So they are constantly panicking over the same photo over and over again. Cause there's one of him like as a, like a portrait and then one of them with his guitar and those are the two photos. The devil has a couple of them that we're not able to get hold of. Yeah, that's true.

That's what he held over him. Yeah, a few souls, pictures, him laughing and pointing at a soul. When it's like, I mean, I guess I don't know what I would sell my soul to the devil for. Cause like the devil is just gonna show up. If you know what you want, the devil's,

the first step in getting what you want is knowing what you want. And the devil's there to give it to you. Yeah, what would, oh, that's a really fundamental question. What would I sell my soul for? Like a skill or money or? For me it would be like some of these Uncrustables. The cinnamon donut Uncrustables.

I would sell my soul for DraftKings ads. To be able to, to be able to be sponsored by and promote solely everyday all day DraftKings. Pads, shirts, 20% off. This is a gambling, do we, we don't have it in Canada. Yeah, we have every. We got it all, we got all the gambling. You know our sports, because that's,

it's all in the ads for that now. I'm busy watching Chuck E. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm busy watching Chucky by five hour of Dictomantra. You don't have time. No, it is an epidemic now in sports watching. It's all ads for gambling and then just segments on gambling. Really?

Totally. Oh, I didn't. I would sell my soul to do that. Remember when there would be boxers who would get like, you know, Golden Palace sharpied on their back? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just so like, advertise while they were shirtless. Yeah. And there was one time maybe not Sharpie. There was a boxer that lost in like two punches against Tyson, I think. And they had him do an ad for Pizza Hut's Stuffed

Cross Pizza, and it was him trying to eat the pizza, and then he accidentally knocks himself out with the slice. That's awesome. Yeah, it was really good. It was like, they aired it within two weeks of it happening. So everybody's like, hey, that's the guy that got knocked out. What's his face? George Foreman recently died.

I know. And there were a Myniki, who I guess he did ads for, had billboards up Said that was like we'll miss you George. Oh, that's nice. People's breaks will never be this. Yeah Yeah breaks all over America right now are not being fixed. We you know, we always loved How you would put your name on anything? Yeah, and The amount of money you made on the grill which Hulk Hogan claims he was offered first. I don't believe it.

He also claims that he wrestled 400 days a year because he would go back and forth to Japan. That's right. So the time changed. He would have extra days. He also claimed he was offered a spot in Metallica. Yeah. True. And also he said he was the first choice to be in the movie the wrestler

Which Darren Aronofsky is like no it was Mickey Rourke. That's why I had Mickey Rourke That's why I hired an actor. Yeah, I wanted Mickey Rourke to be in it. George Foreman was awesome. He was awesome I remember there was a guy in the 90s that He was the champ but everybody hated him because he got there by beating up older guys or out of their prime guys. He had such a attitude on him. This is boxing. I think his name was Michael Madd. Michael Michael Motorcycle.

Michael Motorcycle, he turned the key and he was Pete. But everybody hated him and he was the champ and George Mormon came out of retirement, beat him, and I went back into retirement again. And it was the best. That's sort of like how Godzilla movies work. Yeah. Godzilla comes out of the water, beats up Tokyo and goes back in the water. Or stops others from beating up Tokyo.

He'll take on Mothra. Yeah. Mecha Godzilla. Please spare Tokyo. I've already stomped it flat. Do you guys want to move on to some over herds? Yes. Dr.

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where we like to hear what you're hearing out there. And we always like to start with the guest, Nathan, do you have an overheard? I do. Okay. You don't need headphones yet by the way. Oh. I'm sorry.

Do you know what I'm learning about Dave? I don't know that Dave likes a lot of stuff. I mean. He likes Uncrustables. I'm so, I know you don't like wearing headphones. So that's what I'm, that's what I'm, I'm just here to help. Oh boy. I am a bully. I'm, oh, it's what I'm, I'm just here to help.

Oh boy. I am a bully. You're like if Mr. Rogers, you're like a Mr. Rogers, but you go to the gym every day. You know what I mean? You're like Gold's Gym Steroids Rogers. Thank you. You're wearing a cardigan, but doing nothing but giant curls. Busting right through it.

That probably is the best description of me. I mean, every time I go to the gym, I do bust. And the more orgasmic when I'm lifting the weights. Coming home and coming to the gym. I do it at the gym. Yeah, I guess, trying to think of some, but like, yeah, okay. I heard, I heard, so I live in New York from Halifax, Nova Scotia, I live in New York.

This is what I overheard. Okay. There's a- Is it weird that we're not jumping in and interrupting? Nope, no it isn't. But you can if you'd like to. Na na na na na. Damn it, god damn it, a pterodactyl,

come on, get out of here. Ha ha ha. Michael Buble riding a pterodactyl comes and swoops in, get out of here, Buble! Um... Is he gonna be there, John Williams? He's not gonna be. Yeah, he's gonna be.

He's nominated. Yeah. For Jurassic Park. He comes out of there. Katelyn had just gotten Jurassic Park. We nominate John Williams. He goes, what the fuck is this? Yeah, I don't even live in Canada.

Honey, where am I? He's gotta be 90. Anyways. Yeah. Has he made any classic songs since Jurassic Park? That's a really good question. Cause he had such a good run. Star Wars. Did he not do- Indiana Jones, Superman.

Back to the future. Did he do the Batman Begins? Alan Silvestri did Back to the Future. Oh. Batman Begins, no. No, that's- No, that's that other guy. I don't know, Zimmer maybe?

Yes, it is, yes. Robert Zimmerman, man. Anyways, you're from guy. I don't know Zimmer maybe. Yes. It is. Yes Zimmerman man. Anyways, you're from Halifax living in New York. This is what you have overheard Yes, I so there's a lot of you get on the subway. There's a lot of crazy people and Sitting on the train waiting to move and a guy walked in to the train crazy got and he looked at a person and said you're broke as hell and stupid and do you think that's when the guy like decided to turn his life around well he kind of looked up most like what and then the guy then said gibberish he had one sentence you broke his own stupid

yes you're broke as hell and stupid and that was he was in his head he's like And that was he was in his head. He's like, this one is the one that I'm going to start with. Yeah. But then and that's a very coherent sentence. And then after that was just sort of that's class clown energy. Yeah, you you're broke as hell and stupid. And then basically, yeah. And that person just kind of got up and moved away. Wow. But like, can you imagine that person like changes their whole life because of this? It's like poignant thing to work on. Pardon me? Yeah.

Out of nowhere and somebody you're broke as hell and stupid. I mean, most, most people that could relate to. Yeah. On almost any given day, other than $200 a year on a credit card, but other people buying sandwiches that are with the cross cut off. Yeah.

I don't have $200 anymore. I spent it all on credit cards. On crustables. But there's a lot of people off. Yeah, I don't have $200 anymore. I spent it all on uncrustables. But there's a lot of people that you could, I don't know, maybe that person did, yes, change their whole life. Yeah, I became like a buying uncrustables on Klarna. I'm David, you have one over here? Yep. I was exiting a grocery store. Mm-hmm.

Carrying a bag. I can picture it. Reusable bag. Off to home I go to cook up my groceries. Brrr. Brrr. Ha ha ha. Haunting him home.

With groceries in a bag. Oh, you're here early. Ha ha ha. You said it would take an hour. Ha ha ha. I'm halfway through this Chucky documentary. Leave, I don't want you to see it. Ha ha ha.

Sssss. You said it would take an hour. I'm halfway through this Chucky documentary. Leave, I don't want you to see it. That's very tame. Anyway, so as I'm leaving the grocery store, there's a guy walking into the grocery store on the phone having a conversation. He says, we're very present at the market. We're talking to people, we're being polite. That's a big obstacle for a lot of businesses, being polite. Yeah, I think he was talking about maybe he's at a farmer's market,

they've got something set up and it's, it's not a farmer's market season, but maybe he's at like, you know, a maker's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, you'll always see me around there. I'm talking to people, I'm being polite. My whole crew is, we are. Yeah, we sell, you know, we sell everything from onions

all the way to Funyuns. Yeah, yeah. From onions to Funyuns. That's a great slogan for a store. From onions to Funyuns, we've got it all. Yeah, you do your perimeter shopping and then you do the aisles. We're very present is funny.

We're very present in the market. Yeah, and we're very friendly. We're talking to people. We're being polite. You can't miss us. Mine is courtesy of being at a bar the other evening that had on tap a gluten-free beer. So I was like, why not?

You have some gluten-free beers in my fridge. Do I? Yeah. I think from Christmas. We'll do that for a night record. Okay. That'll be a bonus content, Dave and I get ripped. But I was at a bar, sitting at the bar, and there was a guy who was like a bar fly guy.

He's trying to know everybody around him. He's trying to have conversations. He's very loud. He's very loud. He's very present. He's very present. He's talking to people. He's being polite. Yeah, he wasn't really being that polite because he was talking to people that were like

trying to back out of the conversation. When he started talking, I got up and moved as far down the bar as I possibly could. And then he was like chatting with the bartenders. It must've been like 20, I guess, you know? And he's like an old, like in his 60s, somebody that shouldn't be conversing with a 20-year-old except for, can I have this drink?

Thank you for bringing me the drink. Thanks for, do I have Riz? And so one of them was talking, you could tell she wanted to get back to work And I think you also hit on her a bit because then when she went over to her friend the bartender She's like, oh, I'd rather drink glass It's just like wow the power of that statement when you are Like when you see this guy and you grab your stuff and you go somewhere else,

do you make a big stink of, ha rumpf. Do you, does he know you're leaving because of him? Cause I used the cover of the one guy he was talking to so loudly and he was like, well, I got it. I was like, oh, now there's only, there's no space. Cause I feel like I would like, it would be, if people are doing that because of me, I would like I would like it would be if people are doing that because of me I would like to know about it. Yeah, you'd be like what am I doing wrong? Yeah, well just so I like I because I'm worried

I don't notice it happening So are people like covertly getting away from me be hilarious to go the end of the barb like I'd rather drink glass than talk to that You there sir, you understand? I'd rather drink glass. But honestly, I'd be like, oh good. Impossible. Oh my God, I'll leave. Oh, thank you for telling me.

Oh yeah, this guy. I don't wanna go through life not knowing I'm ruining. You'd get up and leave? If somebody said, if people in the bar were like, you're ruining this entire night, you'd leave? 100%. I guess you'd have to, yeah. But there's gotta be a little part of you that's like you you're

ruining my night yeah you ten fucking people are wrong. This gang you're ruining my evening. I'm uh I that's my people pleaser energy yeah yeah you're there you're present I'm there I'm present I'm pleasing people I'm pleased anyone today once people tear into that bread upstairs. That's true. You're gonna have some very happy customers. Did you throw those out? Did they stay in the freezer?

Do I throw those out? I eat the bread. You did eat the Uncrustables. Oh no, the Uncrustables. Oh yeah, they've been eaten. Okay. But the sourdough. You make a bread.

Were they good? They're like on par with a peanut butter jelly sandwich you would make. Oh really? Yeah. Okay. I mean, that's Smuckers.

And when they're named like Smuckers, it's gotta be good. Now we also have overheard sent in to us by people all over the map. If you wanna send one in to us, you can send it in to sbyatmaximalfund.org. It was great. Nathan just about put on his headphones and Dave gave him one.

No, no, no. Don't listen to this. This first one comes from Quill in somewhere, don't know, sitting in a planned parenthood waiting room in Raleigh, that's where she was from, Raleigh. I overheard the front desk attendant ask a patient at check-in, how do you feel about young Sheldon? A planned parenthood. and ask a patient at check-in, how do you feel about young Sheldon? All laugh

A planned parent. We've got a couple of questions we need to ask you. Yeah, we did some, a scan and your child will be a young Sheldon type. Will he grow into an old Sheldon? No. No, but he'll be narrated by old Sheldon. Or he'll just have old Sheldon? No. No, but he'll be narrated by old Sheldon. Oh, he needs to have old Sheldon. If you like young Sheldon, we cannot let you keep this baby.

We can't bring another person into this world who likes young Sheldon. Too dark. There are very weird laws they've enacted in America. The Sheldon laws. Yeah. This next one comes from Riley from Manitoba. Outside a kids area of my church on Sunday morning, there were lots of kids milling about with a few running around chaotically. I overheard a mother yelling at her children, If you kids don't stop misbehaving, we're going to stop taking you to church.

Yes! It's the best of both worlds. We get to misbehave and mischurch. Yes. Oh my God. As a Christian podcast, I feel like we need to say something. Yeah, we need to go on the record of saying church is fun. Church is fun and do behave. Actually don't behave because church will save you.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah. There's one thing bad behavior needs. More church. Yep. This last one comes from Matt from Cholsey, UK. C-H-O-L-S-E-Y. Cholsey? Sounds like a nickname someone would have.

Hey, Cholsey. Hey, Cholsey. It's short for Mychol. Mychol, Mychal, motorcychal. My four-year-old let me know, apropos of nothing, that the queen died because she was launched out of a cannon and landed on some hard grass like in our garden. Hard grass like in your garden?

So it was throwing shade at your gardening? Yeah, your gardening and also the queen being launched out of a cannon. Oh, man. Well, it is true being launched out of a cannon. Oh man. Well, it is true. The Queen is dead and we miss her. Yeah. To everything. Turn, turn, there is a Queen. She should have been launched from a cannon to here.

Yeah. Well, we're one of the colonies. That's what I mean, right? Then she gets launched over. People in Newfoundland catch her. We all pass her. Oh, all the way to Victoria. Crowd surfing style. And then she's sent to Australia. New Zealand. Does a tour there. Yeah. The British Isles. Nobody can't tell her. And all the posters are like, not that Queen. Yeah. The original queen. Yeah, the queen's on tour. Oh, I thought the lead singer died.

Well, no, the full queen died. Yeah, the full queen. Or was it sending her? Yeah, and she's on tour. In addition to overheards that are written, and we also accept your phone calls and voice memos, if you wanna send us a phone call or voice memo, send it to sbyatmaximumfun.org or call one,

844-779-7631. That's one, ugh, SpyPod one like these people have. Nathan, put your headphones on. This is it, you're ready to go. Yeah, do they go on now? Yeah. What? Are they on?

Are these on? Hi. Yeah. Hi, I'm calling in. I'm calling. We're getting a lot of lag in the room. Guess we got caught up with telling a lie. Oh, you know who this is.

I could get in my car and I've drunk at some bar. But that was the only. You know who this is, Nathan. Wild Rivers. This is Wild Rivers. Is this how you imagine them? 100%. Beautiful voice.

I picture this being sung standing in a canoe. Yes. We love you Wild Rivers. Congratulations on your Juno. Sorry we didn't get to see you last night. I was at Nathan's show. You know how it be. It do be like that sometimes.

Who was that? That was Wild Rivers. Fuck you. I was kidding. You actually put on Wild Rivers? Yeah, of course. Guys, let's get serious. Wild Rivers is great.

I'm mad that I did a show now. I didn't go see fucking Wild Rivers. Thinking about love by Wild Rivers. Coming up next we have Speak Too Soon by Wild River. Nice. Wow. I picture right now I'm on a cattle ranch in Alberta. Yes. You know what I mean?

I'm looking at one of those brand. Yeah. Brand them hard. Ah, two vocalists. I can see this being on in a truck driving around. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like you say, out in Alberta in the field.

I mean. Fairview, Alberta. Exactly. Pulling into a Humpty's diner. Ready to get two eggs and a good time. I mean, that's a song you listen to and in the summer you're like, suddenly, you know, I'm a different person.

Yeah. Like I can never go back to what I was. Yeah. We were never gonna be the same after senior year. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And I wasn't, or was I? Or was I?

Anyway, here's your first phone call. Hi, Spypod. This is Azar in Oregon. I have an overseen from Bars Radio tonight. I saw an old man sitting under the table. I got a peek at his socks and his socks said, yeah, I'm old, fuck you. No freaking way, man.

Hell yeah. Yeah, I'm old. Is that on one foot I'm old and the other one is, fuck you? And can you just wear one? Yeah. Oh man, one sock, where's your other sock? I don't wanna be graphic here.

You're breathing the sock. Yeah, I'm old. He's your other sock? I don't want to be graphic here The fuck you right foot Have you seen this shoe the socks that something written on the bottom? And I had a pair of those and there's usually say like if you can read this bring me wine Yeah, if you read this the bitch fell off of my shoe my shoe fell off and then you have your like you know one foot over the other it either says bring me more wine if you can see this or if you can see this bring me more wine it's a perfect system yeah I'm old fuck off yeah

fuck off you bad yeah because I'm Gordon Ramsay stuff fuck off it's raw all right here's your next one hey Dave and Graham this is Sarah in st. John's calling over her St. John's yeah I was at a bar during the four nations hockey last month, and there was this group of like young 20 something guys sitting together. I think they were talking about hockey. Um, but one of these guys looks at his friends and says, I have so much excitement in my heart right now. Also sadness. Anyway, up I go. Yeah, you can have room for both. Yeah. The human heart contains a multitude. Yeah. And there's arteries and both. Yeah, the human heart contains a multitude. Yeah, and there's arteries and ventricles,

and you know, you got different chambers. Yeah. So, plaque, right? Plaque, you can. You got plaque in your heart? Yeah. Yeah, plaque it up. Yeah, plaque it up.

Arteries, you know, ventricles and atria? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't really looked at the four chambers lately. Yeah, what do they have to do? The Four Seasons, the Four Chambers, nevermind. And here's your final phone call. Hello Dave Graham and guest.

This is Russell from Anchorage, Alaska. Yes. Reporting you a voice memo with an overheard that was said to me. I was walking into one of those public restrooms where there's no door, just a couple of corners he turned around and an elderly man, maybe 80, was walking out and I startled him. He threw his hands up into a karate pose for a moment and then said, I'm so sorry, I've been listening to an audio book. And then he just kept walking. An audio book about how to do karate?

Yeah, a karate book. That might be karate book. Come on, Dave, that's great. Kar book. That might be karate-o book. Come on, Dave, that's great. Karate-o. I'm learning karate through book. Karate-o. That is amazing. Don't give me too much credit.

You know, I've worked on it before the show. I listen to all these calls, so I get a chance. I do a couple of different drafts. Maybe I'll go with karateate-o-Book today. Karate-o-Book is absolutely fantastic. Haya! Chapter 1. But what is he reading? What is he listening to?

Novelization of the Karate Kid? I was thinking that that man, because people think that Elvis faked his death, that could be Elvis. Elvis is big into Karate. He's about 80 years old, just full on fucking get out of my face I wish we could see what this guy look. Yeah, what year was Elvis born? 40-something already something

Elvis Presley was born the 8th of January 1935. Oh, thank you 35 Wow. Yeah, dad 43 in 77 That makes sense. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so now he'd be 90, he'd be almost But you know what keeps you young karate. Absolutely and you know Learning another skill. You're brand young karate. Oh karate. Oh listening to karate Also keeps you young. Yeah, it's just you can hear. It's just karate noise. People doing karate that you're listening to. There's no book.

There's no teaching you anything. It's just karate kicks. Yeah. Smashing a wood. Oh yeah, smash a wood now. Do you guys like that I have the Irish Siri? Yes, very beautiful. Lass, I would say.

She is quite a lass. Anyway, that brings us to the end of this year episode. Nathan, you have two specials that people can enjoy on YouTube. You just won a Juneau Award, or let me take that again. Rest in peace, Nathan. Executed by assassins. Do you have Money Never Wakes?

Money Never Wakes. Down with Tech. Down with Tech. And... Macintosh. Yeah, Macintosh. M-A-C-I-N-T-O-S-H. Check it out.

A whole man. Is there anywhere online that people can follow you or are you just... I'm on all the, well, Instagram probably the most. I got a website at macintosh.com. Nice. A YouTube channel. Do you like it when you go

someone's Instagram channel or Instagram page and they say I actually have millions of followers on tick-tock like three million on tick-tock yeah no like I stopped doing tick-tock I never liked it I didn't either I hate I did the whole app to me just felt very cheap and ugly You know what I like you're like this thing is like gross to look at I liked vine I like that it was like eight seconds. I liked Twitter. Yeah, I like Twitter to Used to be fun used to be so fun. No, nothing's like it. No community anywhere. Yeah Blue sky sucks. I'm sorry if the blue sky is listening, but you suck. Yeah. You gotta know it. Thank you so much for being our guest.

Thank you for having me, guys. This was a great time. Yeah, this was a blast. And thank you everybody out there for listening. If you've, if you're stuck for an audiobook to listen to, Dave can't recommend enough karate books. Yeah, hi-yah, the story of karate. Come on back next week for another episode of Stop Podcasting

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