Strict Scrutiny - December Preview: SCOTUS Doubles Down on Its BS
Episode Date: December 1, 2025Kate, Leah, and Melissa kick off the show by speaking with New Jersey Attorney General Matthew Platkin about First Choice Women’s Resource Centers v. Platkin, whose wonky exterior masks an under-t...he-radar abortion case. Then they preview the rest of December’s oral arguments, which include cases about the future of the administrative state as we know it, campaign finance, and judicial review of asylum cases. Finally, some legal news, including the dismissal of the James Comey and Letitia James indictments. Favorite Things:Leah: A Battle with My Blood, Tatiana Schlossberg (The New Yorker)Kate: Death by Lightning (Netflix)Melissa: Studio Museum in Harlem; Good Things: Recipes and Rituals to Share with People You Love: A Cookbook, Samin Nosrat Get tickets for STRICT SCRUTINY LIVE – The Bad Decisions Tour 2026! 3/6/26 – San Francisco3/7/26 – Los AngelesLearn more: http://crooked.com/eventsBuy Leah's book, Lawless: How the Supreme Court Runs on Conservative Grievance, Fringe Theories, and Bad VibesFollow us on Instagram, Threads, and Bluesky Get tickets for STRICT SCRUTINY LIVE – The Bad Decisions Tour 2025! 3/6/26 – San Francisco3/7/26 – Los AngelesLearn more: http://crooked.com/eventsOrder your copy of Leah's book, Lawless: How the Supreme Court Runs on Conservative Grievance, Fringe Theories, and Bad VibesFollow us on Instagram, Threads, and Bluesky Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Hello and welcome back to strict scrutiny, your podcast about the Supreme Court and the legal culture that surrounds it.
We are your hosts. I'm Kate Shaw. I'm Leah Littman. And I'm Melissa Murray. And today we are going to preview the cases that the court will hear during its December sitting. Then we will briefly chat about some legal news. But first, we have to do some caveats. You will be hearing this episode after Thanksgiving weekend. And because the team at strict scrutiny, we are self-abnegating.
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So who knows? What sort of chaotic, messy news will have broken between when we are recording
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trying to take a holiday, so there won't be updates. But you will still get our coverage of
all of the hijinks the court is about to do. And to that end, let's get started with previews.
Okay, the first case we're going to preview is one that has actually flown a little bit beneath the radar.
It is an abortion case, and yeah, you might not have even realized the court is hearing an abortion case this term, but it is.
And that case is First Choice Women's Resource Centers versus Plotkin.
And with us to discuss this case is New Jersey Attorney General Matthew Plotkin, aka the Plotkin in First Choice Women's Resource Centers versus Platkin.
So welcome to the show, Matt. It is great to have you with us.
Thanks so much for having me.
So we wanted to have you on the show to discuss the case, which, as we mentioned, really hasn't been covered as one of the banner cases of this term.
And I described it in the opening as an abortion case, but really it's more of a First Amendment slash Federal Courts case.
And I think it's an open question whether the court will apply usual First Amendment or federal court's rules or whether the court is going to do a little abortion distortion in these areas of law.
So maybe before we get to kind of parsing all of that, can you tell us the case grew out of,
of an investigation into the petitioners,
First Choice Women's Resource Centers.
What was that investigation about?
Sure.
So the investigation that's at issue here
is actually an incredibly routine thing
that we do pretty much every day
with businesses in our state
and that states and federal government
do every day across the country.
So we sent a routine subpoena in 2023
to First Choice about some concerns
about statements on a couple of their websites
regarding services that they were providing
and potentially misleading statements
to people seeking medical care
as well as scope of practice issues,
all things, again, that we do pretty regularly.
Well, can I interrupt?
Does this mean that first choice
is a crisis pregnancy center or similar?
Yes.
And so all we did is we sent them an administrative subpoena,
which you have to go to court to enforce,
and we do this again to businesses
across the spectrum, car dealerships,
pharmaceutical companies, you name it.
As far as we can tell, in 150 years,
no federal court at least has ever bought the theory
that first choice is putting for.
So on the one hand, it's not an abortion case.
It's about ripeness in Article 3,
which I know your audience loves,
but most Americans really don't tune into.
But I think it's obvious
that the court wouldn't be hearing this case
if they didn't feel some need to take up an abortion case
in this context.
So let's talk more about what the issues are
or aren't in the case. So you mentioned you issued this routine subpoena. That's a non-self-executing
subpoena. You know, there actually aren't penalties for failing to comply with it, you know,
not penalties until like a court actually orders its enforcement. And you also suggested this
was just like a routine matter of law enforcement. But I think what you fail to realize,
Matt, is we are actually living in a post-legal society, at least when it comes to right-wing
legal circles. So, I mean, you say the question in the case is about, you know, when you can go
a federal court to argue that your constitutional rights are being chilled or infringed upon
when you get this kind of subpoena. And the crisis pregnancy center, the petitioner, presents the case
as about whether, quote, the subject of a state investigatory demand who has established a reasonably
objective chill of its First Amendment rights, end quote, can file a case in federal court,
even though those rights might be adjudicated in state court. But you maintain that that's not
really what this case is about. So could you elaborate a little on like why that
framing kind of misses what's a stake here. Yeah, look, I think you're right. You know,
conservatives love the rule of law for me, but not for the dynamic. We're dealing with that
across the board. And we agree. I think if you read the briefing in this case, everybody agrees
that when there's an objective fear of chilling First Amendment speech, they can go to federal
court. Nobody's disputed that. The facts here don't establish that there's an objectively valid
fear of First Amendment chill. And this case is a particular
bad vehicle for it because, as you noted, the trial court in New Jersey state court
never enforced the subpoena. In fact, we narrowed the subpoena. We've engaged in meet and confers.
We have no enforcement order from a state court that would trigger the kinds of harms you
typically need to go to federal court. They just rushed to federal court. And like I said,
because of the subject of what they do, they're being treated very differently than the
millions of businesses who receive administrative orders. I think by one count, Google receives
50,000 administrative orders every year.
So if you want to shut down the federal courts,
a good way to do it would be to say
every administrative subpoena
received by any entity in America
can immediately establish Article III standing.
So this has like pretty significant impacts
depending on how broad the court were to go here.
I guess Google should just be a crisis pregnancy center
and that would kind of solve its standing problem, right?
We have enough issues with Google.
Let's not give them any ideas.
So as you say, General Clacken,
And this is a pretty anodyne case.
Even though it involves a crisis pregnancy center, there's nothing untoward here.
This is just about an administrative subpoena and the circumstances under which one can go to
federal court.
And one clue that this case might not just be about a wonky question of federal court's
jurisdiction is that there are some very noticeable counsels of record here who signed on
to help First Women's here.
So the Alliance Defending Freedom, remember Kristen Wagner listeners, she is the
one who argued 303 creatives.
She is on the briefs in this case, as well as Erin Hawley as a council of record.
She is one of the individuals who has been associated with the Miff of Pristone challenges.
She is also apparently maybe in the running to be a federal judge.
She also happens to be the partner of someone who does a lot of running through federal
buildings on occasion.
And we also note that John J. Burr is also on the brief.
So these are some pretty heavy hitters for what is really a very anodyne question.
of whether or not you can go to federal court
after receiving an administrative subpoena.
So what gives here, General Plattkin?
Well, I think they would argue that,
and have argued, that there's somehow going to be a fear
or threat of violence or harassment against donors to First Choice.
The facts just don't support that.
First of all, we have explicitly carved out
the main vehicle that most people donate to First Choice
where they are transparent about it being a right-to-life organization.
It's two particular websites that we have some concerns about.
Again, that all we asked were some basic and routine questions that we do every single day.
And on top of that, there's state law that prohibits us from disclosing this information
if we were to obtain information about donors.
So they've clearly tried to grab this case as a vehicle to make it something much bigger than it is.
And unfortunately, this court has seemed willing to buy into that.
But again, this is just routine stuff that we do to protect.
consumers. If we were talking about like a Medi Spa that sells some kind of medical treatment
that is based on bogus science and marketed to their consumers as safe, which is something we look
at all the time, we would not be in the Supreme Court. I don't think there's any debate about
that. Yeah. And can you just say in terms of what you're asking, these were just sort of request
for clarification about the nature of the services provided and the representations made on their
websites. That's essentially all you were looking for. Yeah, there's basically three laws at issue. And
There are laws that every state has.
There's our consumer protection law.
You can't mislead consumers about the safety of a good or service that you're selling.
There's the charity's laws, which says you can't deceive people into giving contributions to something fraudulently.
And there's the, essentially, laws that govern scope of medical practice or other forms of professional standards to make sure that people aren't providing services that are unsafe or that they're not trained or licensed to provide.
These are, again, core things.
We license 850,000 people in our state.
we do this every single day.
I've never seen one, nor has this country ever seen one of these non-self-executing subpoenas
result in a Supreme Court hearing.
Wow.
Give it time.
Just early days yet.
Don't worry.
So in terms of the kind of potential general impact of this case, can you just talk a little
bit about how it would affect states' ordinary investigative powers
and their ability to protect consumers,
public health, public welfare, if SCOTUS finds a way to rule for the petitioners here?
Well, it could dramatically upend our ability to protect our consumers. And by the way,
not just states, also the federal government. The federal government here, interestingly,
is saying, like, this should apply the states, but not us, because nobody issues more administrative
subpoenas than the federal government itself. And so, you know, we issue these document requests,
which essentially are asking for voluntary cooperation on the front end. If somebody doesn't comply,
then we go to court, we get an order. Then,
if they don't comply, we seek contempt and sanctions.
That's when the penalties exist.
I thought to get in federal court,
you had to have a very clear and imminent injury,
not something speculative.
That was like what I learned, to the extent I've learned anything in CIPRA.
That was pretty, you guys are,
your students are learning something on proof.
But, you know, this would completely upend that.
And the volume, potentially, of the amount of subpoenas
we're talking about, again, is extraordinary.
So they could try to write something narrow, I suppose,
but I don't know how you have a rule
that applies to crisis pregnancy centers
but not to every other form of business.
And that's what's really concerning
that they are absolutely getting treated differently here
on what you said is a fairly anodyne case
except for the subject matter that we're talking about.
I don't think we'd be talking about this case.
It's also just wild to me that they're effectively
giving their favorite businesses
a right to pre-enforcement review
when they couldn't be bothered to even lift a finger
when the state of Texas shut down abortion access
by denying pre-enforcement review
in Whole Woman's Health v. Jackson.
That's the abortion distortion.
Yes. Right.
That is the abortion distortion.
And don't forget, they can fight this in state court, too,
which they are doing, and we have narrowed it.
No one is disputing that,
and no one's disputing that there could be certain facts
that would give them the ability to go to federal court
in other circumstances.
We're just saying not here.
There's nothing they pointed to.
That sounds like federalism, though.
I'm not sure this court is on board with that in all cases.
It's true.
It's very tricky.
these days. But look, they don't have a single declarant who's donation would be chilled
based on the supposedly big bad subpoena we said, not one. So I'm not really sure what we're
talking about here, other than that the Supreme Court has decided that this is a case worthy
of their time. Yeah. Yeah. Can we pivot for a second from this anodyne matter of state
governance to something a little more consequential? New Jersey has been a really integral part
of many of the challenges that have been raised against the Trump administration
and its actions, many of which have really pushed the legal envelope, including the birthright
citizenship, EO, which you were a very prominent member of the challenge to.
What is the role of the states in this moment where the federal government seems to be doing
a lot, and not all of it seems to be by the book?
So I actually think there's a remarkable consistency between the questions you've been asking
me, because the truth is our role is the same. Our job is to protect.
our residents from harm, and when somebody breaks the law and hurts people in my state,
I am constitutionally obligated to step in to protect them. That is my job. I think that is the
job of every state attorney general in the country. With respect to the federal government,
it's just been the federal government that has been breaking the law and harming people here.
So, I mean, some really clear examples, right? Many of that you've covered on your case.
You mentioned birthright. They tried to send 12,000 machine guns in violation of state law
into our states. We sued them on that. We won. They've funding case after funding case.
Just the last few weeks, the SNAP cases, weaponizing hunger.
It's not so shocking to me, frankly, that we've had to step in and that we've been successful.
What is shocking to me, and maybe it shouldn't be, is that there's 27 states that have chosen not to when the federal government was breaking the law and starving, literally starving millions of people in their state.
New Jersey, SNAP, for instance, was 850,000 or so people.
I'm in Newark.
There are more kids on SNAP in New Jersey than the population of our state's largest city where I am right now.
So I do think whether it's a crisis pregnancy center or a car dealership or an opioid manufacturer or the federal government, when you're breaking law and hurting people here, that is our obligation to step in and protect against.
And so I do think there's a fair amount of consistency.
Certainly we've been busy.
And I'm proud of that work.
And I'm proud that we've kept it up and protecting our residents from harm from this administration.
Well, maybe we should leave it there.
Thank you so much, General Platkin, for joining.
and for the fight you are bringing on all fronts to uphold the rule of law.
Thank you so much for having me.
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Let's turn now
to the
other cases
on the
court's
docket for
December.
And there
are some
big ones.
And the
basic theme
of these
big cases
is basically
the
Supreme Court
doubling
down on
its bullshit.
So we're
going to
focus on
three other
cases that
we think
exemplify
this theme.
I'm pretty
sure
first choice
women's
resource
centers also
reflects this
theme
and that it's kind of about whether the court will continue to use
is hostility to abortion to warp different areas of the law,
as they used to accuse the court of doing, by the way,
for protecting abortion rights, pot, kettle, etc.
But the next case that fits this bill is Trump v. Slaughter,
where the court seems poised to say,
look how well the unitary executive theory has aged
over the last 12 months.
Let's go all in on that baby, Yolo.
As I said, it's really doubling down on their shit.
today. So Trump versus Slaughter, of course, is the case where the Supreme Court seems poised to
decide whether to formally admit that they have overruled or maybe are in the process of overruling
Humphreys executor. Humphreys is the near century-old decision that upheld a law limiting the
president's authority to remove the heads of bipartisan expert independent commissions.
In that case, it was the Federal Trade Commission. In this case, President Trump is
purporting to remove and the court on the shadow docket allowed him to remove a commissioner of
the FTC. So the symmetry could not be more perfect. That commissioner, Rebecca Slaughter, of course,
sued. And now this case is back before the court on the merits docket. And when we say that
this question is about whether the court will formally admit that they are overruling Humphreys or
whether they'll just continue to narrow it or ghost it, we have to do some explaining.
All right. And I'll try to keep it succinct.
but a little background. As Melissa said, Humphreys' executor is a nearly century-old case. It's from
1935. It is a foundational precedent. So it's out there. But then more recently, in a series of cases
before the beginning of the Second Trump administration, Scotis had made Humphreys into an increasingly
narrow exception to a general rule under which the president gets to basically fire anyone he wants,
rather than, as Humphreys was originally understood, as a rule that affirmatively empowers Congress to create
and empower agencies with some degree of independence from the president, including protection
against being fired at will by the president. Okay, so just a few years after Roberts and Alito were
confirmed to the court in the case-free enterprise fund versus public company accounting
oversight board, the court invalidated a double layer of four-cause removal protections on members
of this public company accounting oversight board. Basically, these were members who could be only
removed for some good reason by members of the Securities and Exchange Commission.
And those commissioners themselves could also only be removed for cause or for some good
reason, i.e. not at will, or so the court assumed by the president. So SEC commissioners
protected against firing at will and members of this oversight board also protected against
being fired at will. The court said that was too much insulation from presidential control.
Then the court got really creative and warped Humphreys' executor into almost nothingness when it adopted a senseless arbitrary limitation on Humphreys.
The idea that Congress could only insulate the heads of multi-member commissions from presidential removal, not the people who are the singular head of an agency.
Why? Well, in Free Enterprise Fund, the logic was basically two is more than one. But in this case, say la law versus a few,
the logic was that one is more than five or seven.
As we said last week, boy, math.
I've never really put the insanity of those cases together in that beautiful equation, Leah.
But yes, that was...
I try.
You know, I started out college as a math major.
Wow, well, it shows.
It really just showed.
In that theorem, you just offered us.
A proof, if you will.
So, all right.
So the narrowing of Humphreys has clearly been driven by the rise of the unitary executive theory, the UET, as it's sometimes known as shorthand.
And I'm just letting you into, you listeners, into a little bit of our, I don't know, show tradecraft, which is we sometimes refer in lubier moments to the UET as the UTI of presidential power.
Wait, sorry, Melissa, you'll save me from sharing this.
I literally cannot see U.E.T. written and not think UTI.
And when you do it like that, it kind of does make sense.
It's a little irritating.
It bothers you a lot and makes you really uncomfortable.
So we've been referring into it this way, just among ourselves, for quite some time.
And just as a special Thanksgiving treat, dear listener, now you have to think about it too, but don't think about it too hard.
Anyway, the unitary executive theory is the idea really peddled by the Reagan administration, at least in its inception.
But the idea is that the Constitution vets all executive power in the president, and therefore the president must have complete control over
everyone in the executive branch who exercises executive authority, and most things agencies do
are at least in part executive. So the president, under this theory, gets to control everyone
and the ability to fire at will is central to that control. This idea has operated to
displace congressional statutes that purport to limit the president's authority over some people
or offices within the administrative state. And if all that sounds kind of complicated, I think it can
be distilled to his essence, which is this is a theory that allows the president to basically act
above the law. And this court obviously thinks that's super awesome. At least when the president is a
Republican, the unitary executive theory gets ghosted during Democratic administrations, but it's back in
full flower. Well, well, no, no. It is reconceptualized as, thank you. Okay. All executive power
is united in Republican presidents. So it is unitary across Republican administrations, right?
Democratic administrations don't get any of it. Thank you for that helpful clarification.
Not only are you a math major, but you are also a philosopher, if you will, a political
theorist, all of the name. She contains multitudes. I dabble.
Anyway, so is the court. So you're in great company.
Over the last year, the court has really decided to go all in on the unitary executive theory,
and in doing so, it is decided to gut slash and ghost Humphrey's executor.
So the court allowed the president to fire commissioners of the National Labor Relations Board
and the Merit Service Protection Board
in violation of laws
that insulated those commissioners
from presidential removal.
That was their decision in Trump v. Wilcox,
which did not even mention Humphreys' executor.
That was the ghosting.
They stayed a lower court order
that had prevented the president
from removing the commissioners
in violation of federal law.
And this, that is the ghosting,
also happened in the case
where the court fashioned
the bespoke exception
for the Federal Reserve Board.
So the court pronounced
that the president has to be able to fire
everybody in the executive branch and agencies who exercise significant executive power,
except for governors of the Federal Reserve Board. Because, quote, the Federal Reserve is a uniquely
structured quasi-private entity that follows in the distinct historical tradition of the
first and second banks of the United States, end quote, aka word salad. Of course, none of that
word salad stopped the president from trying to fire a Federal Reserve governor, one Lisa Cook. The president
and Bill Pulte basically got a cauldron up
and decided to cook up some mortgage fraud allegations
or whatnot. But that case brought by Lisa Cook
isn't going to be heard until next January.
So put a pin in that one.
A pin in it, but it certainly like lurks over,
I think, all of the proceedings in this case.
So Wilcox was one of the cases
where Justice Kagan let some of her internal screaming
spill onto the pages of the U.S. reports.
And for that in this holiday season, we are thankful.
So let's just read a couple of quotes
from Kagan's dissent, quote,
the current president believes
that Humphreys should be either overruled or confined
and he has chosen to act on that belief
really to take the law
into his own hands. This court
effectively blesses those
deeds. She went on
to say, quote, the majority's order
allows the president to overrule
Humphreys by Fiat.
Big, if true, probably
true. She also noted, quote,
today's order favors
the president over our precedent.
Definitely true. The court then continued its cannibalization of Humphreys when it later stayed a lower court decision that blocked the president from removing commissioners of the Consumer Product Safety Commission in violation of federal law. In that case, the court put out some more word salad to explain why they thought lower courts had to follow their dictates. And here's a big quote. The application is squarely controlled by Trump versus Wilcox, even though, quote, our interim orders are not concluded.
as to the merits, they inform how a court should exercise its equitable discretion.
Fellas, what now?
What do you say?
So much word salad, like controlling but not conclusive?
Like, it's law-ish.
An interim order, which is not conclusive, but you better follow it.
Exactly, but is controlling.
You know, Justice Kagan penned another epic dissent in this Consumer Product Safety Commission case, calling the majority opinion and its reasoning, turtles all the way down.
It just struck me that the shadow docket orders in these unitary executive theories
are like if Kavanaugh listicles were just squished together into sentences, like they're just
word.
Magnetic poetry.
Right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yes.
I actually have to say, this is making me wonder.
So I think we have mostly assumed that Roberts is the author of these unsigned orders,
but maybe it's actually Kavanaugh.
As I think about it, I wonder.
Now, I can't imagine the chief giving Kavanaugh that power, but maybe he's like redlined
them and sort of gone over the chief's orders.
and, like, made them sing the way he thinks the bullet.
Or the chief puts them up as refrigerator magnets,
and he lets Brett play with them a little
and rearrange them of the words.
He likes to put the pretty colors together.
Have you started eating pumpkin pie already, Leah?
I feel like we have this.
We have, there's, like, there's sugar, high energy.
The energy is chaotic.
I like it.
I do like that we are talking about word salads
as we prepare to think about side dishes.
These are the side dishes
for their entree of absolutely gutting Humphrey's executor like a turkeys all the way down.
Well, then wouldn't these be like amuse bouches or appetizers? I'm not sure.
Anyway.
Maybe they're hors d'oeuvres, like a cheese straw.
Okay, that's good, too.
Light, airy, not a lot to it.
No, not a lot at all.
So the court in these shadow docket orders, right, like moves and gestures and, you know,
sort of beat poet trees, but hasn't actually taken the big swing at Humphrey's executor.
And then the president, obviously reading the room, decided to just do the thing and fire an
actual commissioner of the FTC, basically forcing the question on the court, right?
It had only kind of danced around this question of the future of Humphers' executor,
although it has obviously sent strong signals.
But here the court has to decide whether to actually and formally overrule Humphers' executor.
So, ladies, what do we think?
Is the court going to just do it?
This question doesn't have to be asked.
This question has been asked and answered.
Yeah.
Like, Humphrey's executor, we hardly knew ye.
Yeah.
Justice Kagan told us the writing was on the wall in Wilcox.
So she said, quote, the impatience to get on with things, to now hand the president the most unitary,
meaning also the most subservient administration since Herbert Hoover and maybe ever.
Just note that for the history majors, her invocation of Herbert Hoover is a fucking plus.
Yeah.
Like Herbert Hoover is like the worst president ever.
like Hooverville's the Great Depression.
I mean, she's putting it out there.
You know where this is going.
Well, and it's also Hoover actually put Humphrey on the FTC, and Roosevelt was like,
I don't want this guy.
I don't want to be saddled with this kind of reaction or not, which Humphrey kind of was,
but the court was like, no, you're stuck with him.
No one was saying it was wrong to try and get rid of Humphrey's.
It was just a awful.
Right, right.
Yeah, and they said that unanimously.
The sentiment was right.
Right.
The methods were wrong.
Well, and also like, FDR just figured it out.
is not so thwarted in his ability to do the presidenting by the presence.
I mean, Humphrey had died during the litigation, so he wasn't actually saddled with him for all that long.
That was how it happened.
Right.
But he was saying about FDR, Kate.
He was a stroke.
He was in his 70s.
I'm insinuating nothing about FDR.
But it is, yeah, I mean, she is obviously invoking history here.
And just the idea that every president has been intolerably constrained by these multi-member boards in their ability to do the,
executing of the laws is laughable. And yet, I think that's what they're going to do.
Well, really, when you look at the last 12 months, Kate, the problem is Trump has just been so constrained.
Yeah. Right? Like, he needs to be unchained.
So an unfettered, free-range president is clearly exactly what we need at this holiday season.
But I just want to remind everyone who did not listen to our disaster piece theater series,
We told you that in Project 2025, the Republicans called on the next Republican DOJ to overrule Humphrey's executor, to actively seek the overruling of Humphreys executor.
So it was written.
We told you that this was coming.
And so I don't think we need to debate whether Humphreys executor is on the chopping blog.
It obviously is.
It's just a question of when.
I mean, another question is how many bad puns are we going to have to endure, like Humphrey's executor executed or court?
slaughter's, precedent, et cetera.
I love those.
Okay.
Puns are the lowest form of humor.
Well, no, look, I'm not above a pun, right?
Humphrey's executor, hardly even knower, right?
Like, a lot.
But, you know, there is, I don't know.
I just feel like we're going to have to endure too much there.
And yet somehow all of this, the bad puns,
the obliteration of a nearly centuries old precedent that has undergirded the modern
administrative state and its pockets of independence of expertise isn't even the biggest
threat or story in this case, because the court chose to add a second question presented on its
own, since obviously it didn't think just overruling Humphrey's executor was interesting enough.
They added a second question, and that second question is, quote, whether a federal court may
prevent a person's removal from public office, either through relief at equity or at law.
Okay, this is a huge question because its implications could extend far beyond the removal of
heads of independent agencies, beyond the removal of governors on the Federal Reserve Board,
and maybe extending to any case involving any wrongful termination of a federal official.
Think about the cases, challenging mass firings at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau,
Department of Education, USAID, probationary federal employees, obviously the list is very long.
Now, if history and tradition matter to this court, as they have said,
I like how that provoked Melissa's laughter immediately.
Bring the sweet summer child on.
Yeah, I mean, look, the answer, though, is clear.
I think it is important to remind of that.
Courts have been ordering reinstatement
of wrongfully terminated employees,
including in the executive branch for a very, very long time.
Founding era treatises are replete with affirmations
that this is something courts have the power to do.
And yet, obviously, we would be hopelessly naive
to assume that that fully answers the question.
And if the court, somehow having injected this question
into the proceedings, somehow find,
that federal courts lack this power.
So for the first time announcing this essentially plenary removal power
on the part of the president
and an inability of federal courts
to provide any remedies, even of unlawful removals,
that would essentially give the president the power
to violate many, many federal laws
that govern these offices in the executive branch,
allow the president to install lackeys and hacks,
I mean, even more than he already has,
and prevent federal courts from doing anything about it
apart from maybe allowing
damages or back pay determined employees, but that would be it. And obviously, small comfort when
you're trying to run a government. So two thoughts about that. One, that sounds weirdly like a species
of immunity. So that seems normal for this court. Two, the court has been doing that already,
sort of crippling or hobbling the enforcement apparatus of federal courts to actually provide
remedies and do law except for itself, right? And so I think that's just a constant theme. Like,
we can do stuff. You guys can't do anything and the president can do whatever he wants.
I mean, like, there are two sort of emperors in this line of thinking. And one of them is the
president and one of them is the Supreme Court. Anyway, all to say, this is the sitting where the
court doubles down on its BS. So let's go to another case. Again, I think this is,
another exemplar of this theme.
The case is called National Republican
Senatorial Committee versus the Federal Election Commission,
and it is a challenge to one of the last remaining shards
of federal campaign finance law.
So guess what will happen?
The question that the court is poised to ask is,
isn't it awesome to allow the super-rich
to have more power to influence elections in government?
Can we do more of that?
And the answer will undoubtedly be, of course you can.
Because these guys looked at the 2024 presidential election and the first year of the second Trump administration and thought.
And the inauguration for all the rich guys showed up. Including the inauguration, including, you know, the crypto meme dinners, including write the pardons for cash and thought buying access and influence.
The Amazon miniseries on Melania. That's not corruption. That's just awesome.
Not even a tip. Just awesome.
Oh, that's just government, folks. And again, I have to say the jokes just write themselves because we are in November 2025, which is a three-year anniversary of the New York Times investigative piece by Jody Cantor and Joe Becker detailing the way that conservative operatives literally bought a whole ass building across the street from the court so that there are parishes could have totally casual, not at all planned run-ins with the justices from time to time. And the piece also noted that the same appare chicks decided.
to infiltrate the Supreme Court historical society
so that they might have even more casual meat-cutes
with the justices.
So when you're speaking of access and influence,
how much is too much, really?
The limit does not exist.
Look at that.
The limit does not exist.
And, you know, that meat-cute backdrop
is helpful context for this case
and really the entirety of the Supreme Court's campaign finance
and political corruption jurisprudence.
but we should probably back up a little to explain the particular provisionate issue here
and how it relates to the court's previous campaign finance decisions.
So the provisionate issue in this case is what's known as an anti-coordination limitation.
Basically, it restricts the ability of entities here, specifically political parties,
to spend money in coordination with a political candidate.
Basically, the provision prevents parties from, you know,
checking with a candidate before they spend their own money
to make sure that it's not going to duplicate something,
the candidate might also be doing.
So unlimited coordination would allow parties and candidates to essentially
pool resources for expenditures.
That is, right, the money they spend, generating their own political ads and other kinds of
things that candidates spend money on.
And that would be a big problem because it would effectively allow individuals and
entities to circumvent the contribution limits that do exist kind of amazingly
are still intact when it comes to actual campaigns.
So these limits restrict the amount of money that someone can give directly to a candidate
and to a party, right?
The limits are much higher for parties.
Individual candidate limits are $3,300 right now.
They go up every other year.
To a party, it's over $40,000.
And that means, right, that you can give a lot more money to a party.
And if that money is going to go directly to a candidate, well, you see.
Boom goes the dynamite.
Let's give a little more context.
The contribution limits effectively protect against quid pro quo corruption.
So the idea here is that if you limit the amount that a single individual can give to a candidate, that prevents corruption.
They're not basically flushing this candidate with cash in exchange for whatever the donor wants.
So right now, the coordination limits prevent people from doing end runs around those individual contribution limits.
They don't allow individuals to give money to a party that could then be given to a candidate by allowing the candidate to provide input and direction as to how that money is spent.
But if there is no contribution limit, the concern is that you're effectively allowing individuals
to give many, many, many times over the individual contribution limit to a candidate,
and that actually would facilitate corruption.
So it's all kind of a backdoor.
So that would increase the potential for corruption.
But parties do still have limits, just like campaigns do still have limits.
You would allow a degree of circumvention, but not complete disregard of limits.
And that, I think, brings us to what is the kind of potential action.
breadth of the blast radius of this decision.
So after several Supreme Court decisions, including Citizens United versus FEC and McCutcheon
versus FEC, those are both U.S. Supreme Court opinions and then one D.C. decision, there
are no limits on the amount of money that individuals can give to political action committees
engaged in independent expenditures, that is, to make PACs like own ads and messaging.
But after this case, what if courts say you can't place court.
coordination limits on candidates and parties, but you also can't place coordination limits
between candidates and independent expenditure committees.
That would allow individuals to pump unlimited amounts of money, not tens of thousands of
dollars, but who knows, tens of millions of dollars into committees that could then functionally
go to individual candidates.
Once again, sounds awesome, but the court seriously seems to be looking around at the last
election looking at the last year of the administration, which has seen companies shelling out
donations to the inauguration in order to get access, people purchasing meme coins and seats
at a crypto dinner in order to get access, countries and foreign leaders, investing in the Trump
family crypto business while landing favorable trade agreements or foreign policy concessions.
And the court seems to think, no real problem here with allowing the rich to purchase
access and influence. That's what the First Amendment requires.
Yeah. Tis the season to buy him.
candidate. You can just put it in your stocking. It's the gift everybody wants.
Anyway, there is a possibility that the court does not decide to go yolo on this last remaining
campaign finance regulation. Ramon Martinez of Latham and Watkins has been appointed a court
appointed amicus in this case. And Tate has written all about the circumstances under which an individual
might be appointed by the court to represent a particular position. But Martinez is arguing that
there are serious jurisdictional issues that were not considered by the lower courts or raised
by the party at the certiorary stage. And specifically, he notes that there's actually no live
controversy here and no prospect of this regulation being enforced because the president and the
executive branch, and don't forget the president is the executive branch, agree with the petitioners
that the challenge provision is actually unconstitutional. This might also be because at least one
of the petitioners is in the executive branch right now, but don't let that bother you.
Just let it wash over you, just a detail.
Martinez also notes that neither of the petitioners here, this is what I was getting at,
Vice President J.D. Vance and Steve Chabot, a former GOP congressman from Ohio,
neither is an active candidate for federal office right now.
Accordingly, he argues that judicial restraint warrants dismissing this case as moot
or alternatively digging it as having been improvidently granted.
Now, I'm just going to say, this is so tantalizing for this court.
I'm not sure if they will take this off-ramp.
And I'm not actually sure I even buy all of these arguments.
I truly believe that we are one forgotten wedding ring
or maybe one pair of Erica Kirk leather pants
away from J.D. Vance announcing his presidential bid for 2028.
But I do agree with you, Kate, that this would be a very compelling
off-ramp that the court could take
and that would allow it to look very
judicious. CNN did report
that Turning Point USA, CEO
Erica Kirk, said her organization's
efforts to support a potential
J.D. Vance presidential campaign in
2008 are, quote, in the
works. So
we shall see. Running my fingers through my
hair thinking about that one.
But back to the case for a minute,
though, I do think Roman Martinez is a very good
lawyer, and I also do think this a little bit. I think
it sort of relates back to our conversation.
with Attorney General Placken, which is there's just like no threat of enforcement.
The executive branch has said, like, categorically, we think this is an unconstitutional
provision.
We're not going to enforce it.
There's no actual or imminent threat of enforcement like Article 3 requires.
And so it would be, I think, kind of preposterous for the court to reach out and decide this
case anyway.
And so maybe they could win some points by just, like, holding their fire until, I don't know,
there's some actual life.
Like, there's a democratic administration trying to enforce the day after this is announced.
And then...
This is this campaign.
Right.
Well, but there's still not going to be enforcement.
But in any event,
I think there's a decent chance.
They decide not that they would ever uphold this regulation
if forced to decide on its constitutionality,
but I think they may decide we don't need to do this today.
And so we'll buy Martinez's argument.
All I'm saying is of the arguments I think are actually reasonable here,
the fact that the president and the executive branch
have no interest in enforcing it.
That seems right.
The idea that J.D. Vance is not contemplating
a presidential...
Sure.
It seems slightly less formal.
Yes.
So the fourth case rounding out this thematic assortment of cases in the December sitting is Urius Oriano versus Pamela Joe Bondi.
So here, the court seems poised to say, isn't it super great allowing the president to hypercharge immigration enforcement and violate the civil rights and protections for non-citizens through a politicized executive branch that he is plenary control over?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And in a word, the court will probably say yes.
but let's talk a little bit more about what's actually an issue in the case,
so the precise question.
Because they bought so much goodwill, getting rid of the...
Exactly, just missing that case on standing ground.
We can really go yellow in this one.
That's right.
So the case is about an individual applicant's eligibility for asylum
under the federal immigration laws.
So under federal law, to obtain asylum,
a non-citizen has to establish a well-founded fear of persecution.
The question here is about how federal courts review
a Board of Immigration Appeals determination
that a set of undisputed facts does not rise
to the level of persecution.
So federal law structures judicial review,
so the way the federal courts actually review
the output of the immigration system
differently for questions of law
versus questions of fact.
So the law requires judicial deference
on questions of fact,
but the statute doesn't require deference
on questions of law.
Which means that the question here
is how the court is going to treat
a determination that a set of undisputed facts
doesn't rise to the level of illegal persecution.
Would that be a legal persecution?
be a legal determination that the federal court gets to review exercising its own independent
judgment? Or is it a factual determination which would require the courts to give significant
deference to the Board of Immigration Appeals, an administrative tribunal? Hmm.
In some ways, this case will test the boundaries of the court's decision in Loper Bright.
That's the decision overruling Chevron, the case Chevron, that is, that had said the federal courts
have to give deference to agencies reasonable interpretations of.
federal law. Loperbright said, no, no, that's wrong. It is the province and duty of the
judiciary to say what the law is. That's Marbury, but Loberbright relies on it. But even as
Loperbrite said courts have to determine the best interpretation of the law, Loperbrite also
seem to recognize, although the scope of that principle is unclear, the court recognized that
Congress can delegate certain policymaking decisions and certain kinds of discretion to agencies.
So this decision may provide some insight into when, whether, and in what kinds of
cases, the court might say those are instances where Congress has permissibly vested more authority
and discretion in administrative agencies versus courts.
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Let's now run through some of the other cases of the other cases of the
the court is going to hear during the December sitting. So first step is Ham versus Smith.
This is a very significant death penalty case about so-called Atkins challenges. Atkins versus
Virginia is a 20-02 decision that prevents states from imposing a capital sentence on someone with
severe intellectual disabilities, although it does allow the states to define and determine
who has an intellectual disability. So under Alabama law, someone making an Atkins claim that they
have an intellectual disability, has to establish, among other things, that they have an IQ of
70 or less. The question in Ham is how should courts consider the cumulative effect of multiple
IQ scores in assessing an Atkins claim? The defendant in Ham, who prevailed below, scored in the
mid to low 70s on multiple tests. And the district court and the court of appeals said, based on the
standard margin of error, those scores might mean the defendant would qualify as mildly disabled. And so
the court will decide in the scope of those kinds of Atkins' challenges whether that standard is
permissible. So the court is also going to hear Olivier v. Brandon, a case about a significant
federal court's doctrine called Prize or Heck that establishes the set of rules about when you can
challenge state and local criminal processes under Section 1983, the general civil rights statute,
rather than habeas law or post-conviction law. And that question matters because there are just way
fewer restrictions on litigating challenges under Section 1983 than there are in habeas proceedings.
In habeas, there's deference to legal determinations, limits on evidentiary hearings, and more.
So the petitioner here was arrested and fined for violating an ordinance targeting protests outside a public amphitheater.
He argues this violates his religious freedom because he is a Christian who feels called to share the gospel.
And he wants an injunction against the enforcement of the state law in the future.
And the question here is whether his prior conviction under the law prevent,
him from bringing this suit as a 1983 action because it's the challenge to a criminal process
that should instead go to habeas. There's just no way this matter belongs in habeas proceedings.
Like he could never have filed for federal habeas relief. There was a dispute, however, in Heck,
you know, one of the cases that's at the foundation of Pryor Heck between Justice Scalia and Souter
about what Heck means. And Justice Souter had wanted it to be an inquiry about how to reconcile the
statutes, the general civil rights statute, and the habeas statutes, whereas Justice Scalia had
wanted something more formalists that just looked at analogies to common law claims that would
have said anything that necessarily calls into question of conviction has to be brought in habeas
unless or until there's been a favorable termination. So the court might say more about what kind of
inquiry court should conduct in figuring out whether cases can be litigated under the general
civil rights statute. So a federal court's heavy sitting, to be sure. Two last cases we will
briefly mention. One, FS Credit
Corp v. Saba Capital Master Fund,
a case involving a question whether the
Investment Company Act creates a private right
of action. And finally, Cox
Communications versus Sony, which is
about the standard for establishing liability
based on contributory
copyright infringement, and also the standard
for establishing willfulness under copyright law,
which makes defendants eligible for additional penalties.
So sorry for the cursory
treatment. Copyright stands. We will try to do this
one justice later. Copy that.
Finally, a smattering of
news to close things down. We have an update from Clown Town, otherwise known as the Eastern District
of Virginia. A federal judge has dismissed the indictments of Jim Comey and Letitia James on the ground
that the prosecutor who obtained those indictments, and I just want to say, I say prosecutor,
with air quotes, one Lindsay Halligan was unlawfully appointed and therefore was not eligible
to secure said indictments. I'm just going to say, you know things are.
are not going to go well for the prosecution when the court opens its decision with the following line.
Quote, on September 25, 2025, Lindsey Halligan, a former White House aide with no prior prosecutorial experience,
appeared before a grand jury in the Eastern District of Virginia.
That's all they wrote, folks. No, I'm just kidding. The opinions then go on to replicate in full,
the truth social post that the president posted that was directed to Attorney General Pamela Joe Bondi,
asking her to actually telling her to indict Jim Comey and Letitia James and to appoint Lindsay
Heligan to get the job done. Yeah. So that was, you know, it was I think atmospheric, but on the kind of
substantive legal analysis, I think the opinion was very tight. So it concluded that the appointment
violated a statute that governs interim appointment. So that statute contemplates that an attorney
general can make an interim appointment lasting 120 days. Here, the attorney general did that by
appointing Eric Siebert, the guy who refused to be the mayor of Clown Town and seek indictments
of Comey and James. And what the court concluded was that is a kind of use it or lose it power.
The attorney general gets to appoint a person for up to 120 days. And when that 120 days expires,
only courts in that jurisdiction can make or extend that appointment. So they can extend
Siebert appointment, which is what happened here, or they can make a different appointment.
But there's not some freestanding power of the attorney general to make success.
appointments of different people under this statute.
The opinion was by Judge Cameron McGowan Curry.
She is a member of the Court of the District of South Carolina.
And that is because all of the judges in the Eastern District of Virginia, which had
extended Siebert as the U.S. attorney after his 120 days expired, were conflicted out because
they, by rights, are the ones who get to appoint the new interim U.S. attorney there.
In any event, Judge Cameron McGowan Curry definitely knew her audience.
then it was not the citizens of Clown Town.
Throughout this opinion,
there are citations to Justice Scalia's book
on statutory interpretation with Brian Garner.
There is also a citation to an OLC memo by Wait For It,
one, Samuel A. Alito.
There are sites to several Justice Thomas's concurrence.
Apparently, we do need to talk about Justice Thomas,
as well as cites to none other than Judge Eileen Cannon.
And more.
This is how you do it, folks.
We are all Judge Jerry Smith now.
So I think we would only be Judge Jerry Smith
if there were some digs at George Soros.
Like this opinion, like is...
And Gavin Newsom.
Right.
Like, it's actually well-sided and well-reasoned
and sounds in the register of law.
No, but that opinion by Judge Smith did know where this was going.
That's fair.
Knew the audience.
And did cite to Alito repeatedly.
Yes.
They share that.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes. Read the room. They were reading the room. But on the legal opinion, which is Judge Curry's opinion, the court had to address the argument that Attorney General Pamela Joe Bondi had ratified the indictments via a squirrely document that Bondi posted on Halloween. Like, boo? In which, you know, in this document, Bondi just declared she was exercising her authority to also appoint Halligan as a special attorney as a
September 22nd and thereby ratifying her employment as an attorney of the DOJ going forward.
Basically, I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I had really wanted to
desire. Desire. I had really wanted to use that line. I desire. I desire an indictment is what I desire.
With John Lovett, but I saved it for you all. Just to have you know.
A real one, Leah. Anyway, thank you, Leah. You're welcome. In rejecting this theory, the district judge noted that the government
government cited no authority, allowing the attorney general to, quote, reach back in time and rewrite the terms of a past appointment.
The judge also paused over the implications of the government's theory, which the judge described as extraordinary.
It would mean the government could, quote, send any private citizen off the street attorney or not into the grand jury room to secure an indictment so long as the attorney general gives her approval after the fact. That cannot be the law.
That was such a massive drag of Wednesday elegant, very elegantly done, but a drag, no less.
You're basically some private citizen off the street, barely.
Not even a lawyer.
Not so.
Maybe not even a lawyer.
Attorney or not.
Yeah, that was a little gratuitous.
Yeah.
Right.
I just say, like, the fact that Bondi never appointed Helegan as a special attorney from the outset,
it's like these people had no plan B.
Like, they are incapable of planning and dotting their eyes and crossing their teas.
And yes.
Don't manifest them getting better at that.
They won't.
only thing literally saving us.
They can't read. They're incapable of
learning, right? I just want to point that out.
From your lips, I hope that's right.
Okay, so last thing to say about this opinion, it was a dismissal
without prejudice.
Usually, if an indictment is dismissed without prejudice,
that means it could be refiled so long as the statute of limitations
hasn't expired. But the statute of limitations
has expired here. That's part of the reason
they were so rushed in trying to get this done
because they were facing the expiration of the statute of limitations
in the Comey case. That's actually not true in the James
case, but definitely in the Comey case. So there is a question whether they can refile that turns on the
meaning of a federal law that gives the government six months to refile if an indictment is dismissed
for any reason. But that statute doesn't apply if the invalid indictment was a nullity. And I think
there were pretty strong signals in this district court opinion that the judge believes that this
indictment is a nullity. And so this six-month entitlement just is inoperable. But I am sure
there will be some debate about that question.
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We should also highlight some of the other implications of this opinion.
Specifically, this means that the U.S. attorney in this jurisdiction, the Eastern District of Virginia,
can only be appointed by the district court judges in that district,
which probably means that because they're judges,
because they can read and know the law,
they're unlikely to appoint someone who would be willing to be the mayor of Clown Town,
who would even try to get these indictments going again.
So with regard to what might happen again, this may be a safeguard here.
So let's just call this a bench slap, if you will.
Yeah.
It's at least a safeguard on the interim appointments.
you know, of course, the president could have, of course.
I can, like, actually nominate someone
and have them confirmed by the Senate.
But, yeah, this is the only way
for an interim appointment to happen.
Well, I mean, we could also say
that could have happened in the first instance.
Oh, yeah.
Have the Senate.
Why, instead of, like, doing this, like, weird,
craptastic process to get Lindsay Halligan appointed
as a fake U.S. attorney,
just go put her before the Senate.
Or are you worried about how she would fare
before the Senate?
Yeah.
I would love to hear her answer questions about the law
and hear her take on things like the Fifth Amendment.
Purely discretionary.
Exactly, very curious.
We did want to cover some more developments in the executive branch.
So the Washington Post reported that Joseph Schwartz,
who was convicted of tax fraud, among other things,
received a pardon after Schwartz paid some lobbyists
nearly $1 million, specifically $960,000,
to help him secure a pardon.
Who were the lobbyists?
Just the tip.
Just a tip, who were the lobbyists, right-wing provocateurs, Jack Berkman, and Jacob Wohlm,
who themselves had been convicted of state crimes related to their telecom scheme of generating
calls to depress minority voter turnout. I seem to, like, vaguely recall a hypothetical
floated in the immunity opinion about taking a bribe in exchange for a pardon. But I'm sure
that can't be what's happening here because we were told that was all just fearmongering.
So this is on the up and up.
No new ideas.
No new ideas.
It did make me wonder, is this a new idea?
Is he charging the turkey for a pardon?
Well, Turkey does get to hang out in a really nice hotel in D.C. for a while.
So maybe that's the tip, the gratuity.
The turkey gets it all.
What does Trump get?
Well, I mean, the turkey could be in Seacot.
The turkey is lucky.
That's true.
The turkey, yeah.
Yeah.
Still don't know what Trump gets for it.
Just the glory, I guess.
So, okay, let's just wrap with a few other quick things.
the administration has filed a lawsuit against Governor Gavin Newsom, challenging a California law.
He recently signed that prohibits law enforcement officers from wearing masks in that state.
That is a practice that has obviously become common this year amidst the president's immigration crackdown.
The suit filed by the federal government claims that this mask ban and a companion measure requiring federal agents to wear identification are unconstitutional
because states do not have the power to regulate federal agencies.
We also wanted to acknowledge, and I just want to say this is some really good.
gut-wrenching news. We wanted to acknowledge ProPublica's continuing work to study and document the
cases where women have passed away because they were not able to access abortion in states
that have draconian abortion bans. The latest story that ProPublica reported was about Tierra Walker,
a 37-year-old mother who was turned away after experiencing soaring blood pressure, diabetes,
unexplained seizures, and being confined to a hospital cot. She was told that there was no
emergency and everything was fine. And her son, who was 14-year-old, later discovered her
lifeless body. You know, she had passed away from preeclampsia complications at 20 weeks pregnant.
And when her son called 911, you know, the dispatcher has to coach him through CPR. ProPublica reports,
you know, he is shouting, I need you to his mom who had passed away. And like, these are the consequences
of these abortion bans,
they do not allow doctors
to actually counsel patients
with high-risk pregnancies and complications
to receive the kind of care that they need.
Okay, so on, you know, a lighter note to end on,
we also wanted to acknowledge the retirement last month
of Justice Lindsay Miller-Lurman
from the Nebraska Supreme Court.
Justice Miller-Lurman was the first woman on that court.
And in an interview with the Nebraska,
the justice said, quote, I think you could say intellectually, I was disciplined and I didn't have
poor humor. That is something we need in all of our justices. And reportedly at the courtroom
retirement ceremony, she said, quote, I took an oath and I think I kept my promise. She's also shared
some helpful words for others. I feel I've made a contribution. I'm not sure more years is
necessarily going to enhance that. So for those of you just holding on to power,
sitting in your seat, think about it.
You can do other things.
You can make room for other people.
And Justice Miller-Lerman noted that she will continue to be, quote-unquote, useful,
even if she is not serving on the Nebraska Supreme Court.
So let's hear it for leaving on a high note.
Yeah.
And we have no doubt that she will continue to be useful.
Justice Miller-Lerman, call us if you want to talk podcasting.
Honestly, we are big fans of Justice Miller-Lermans.
She is one of Leah's icons in between the pop culture references,
and the opinion straight-talking approach
and also her career as a swimmer,
which if you don't know,
Leah is a huge swimmer as well.
Anyway, the Nebraska Examiner
has a delightful profile
of Justice Miller-Lerman
with some really touching vignettes
that we would recommend
as we transition
to our favorite things segment.
So I had to put this in favorite things
even though it's not a happy read,
but like it was a moving, powerful read,
and that is Tatiana Schlossberg's piece,
A Battle with My Blood, in The New Yorker.
Definitely recommend that.
I also started watching, although I'm only like halfway into the first episode, but the Death by Lightning series on Netflix about the assassination of President Garfield, you know, the kind of end kind of or the beginning of the end of the end of sort of pure spoil system in federal employment and the birth of the civil service, which like I know Netflix hire me. I can do all your marketing, like a mini series about the birth of the civil service, like riveting stuff, but actually a star-study cast and like so, so good. So I'm excited to watch the rest of that over the holiday.
I will co-sign both of those. I love the Schlossberg piece in The New Yorker, and I love the sort of double entendre of the title, both that she's suffering from leukemia, which is a blood cancer, and she is literally facing the fallout of her family member's disastrous appointment to be head of health and human services. I will also say, Kate, I finished death by lightning. And the whole time I was watching it, I was just thinking, you know who would love this? Kate,
You're right.
Like the Pendleton act is all other than her, and that girl would be, she would like,
let me drink it like a river.
She would be there.
Let it flow through me.
I'm excited.
Let it flow through her.
I knew you would love it.
I will say that Michael Shannon is extraordinary, as is Matthew McFadden, who is also just absolutely
fantastic.
It's just really the acting is terrific.
It's a great glimpse of Gilded Age, Washington, New York, and Ohio.
If you're in New York and you're looking for things to do over the holidays,
the Studio Museum in Harlem has reopened with its brand new building,
and it is absolutely gorgeous.
The art is amazing, and it's a completely stunning building,
a real amazing addition to the streetscape in Harlem.
And I'd also like to share on this entree into the holiday season,
my favorite cookbook for just right now,
Good Things, Recipes and Rituals to Share with People You Love by Semin,
Nosrat, which is absolutely fantastic. Last week, I was in Newark, New Jersey. Shout out to the
Brick City, where I ran into a number of New Jersey stricties. I just want to say, thanks so much
to all of you in the Brick City for that warm welcome to the Garden State. Finally, before we go,
some housekeeping. So if you think it's amusing to hear me while I'm high on pumpkin pie,
wait until you see me on a sugar high at these live shows. We have so much fun and West Coast,
we are coming to you. So strict scrutiny is finally bringing the podcast off your headphones and
onto a real stage on the West Coast. We are coming to San Francisco on March 6th at the Herbs Theater
and Los Angeles on March 7th at the Palace Theater. So get a ticket, gift a ticket, bring a friend.
You can snag your tickets at crooked.com slash events. And again, I bring present.
And speaking of presents, if you have had your eye on any crooked merch, now is the time
to get it for a great deal. Big news is that onesies are now in. So there are strict scrutiny
and I respectfully dissent onesies for like the babies and toddlers in your life. I have been
excited about getting babies. And maybe Brett Kavanaugh. And possibly they don't come and grown up men's sizes,
but maybe we should talk to the merch people about expanding the sizing. But I believe right now they
are pretty small. But they're super cute, so that is a great gift idea. And there are many other
gift items on sale from the new friend of the pod hoodies to stocking stuffers. And the whole
crooked site is actually 25% off now, but the sale ends today. So go to the crooked.com
slash dork to get some of your holiday shopping done early. And finally with the holiday season,
we just wanted to extend a special thanks to Bill Pollock for stepping in to produce this episode
and to Katie Long for stepping in to associate produce and monitor us in our recording session where we definitely need an adult in the room.
Strict scrutiny is a crooked media production hosted and executive produced by Leah Littman, Melissa Murray, and me, Kate Shaw, produced and edited by Melody Rowell, Michael Goldsmith is our associate producer, Jordan Thomas is our intern, audio support from Kyle Seiglin and Charlotte Landis, music by Eddie Cooper, production support from Katie Long and Adrian Hill.
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