Strict Scrutiny - It's Officially Bad Decision Season
Episode Date: June 2, 2025Live from Capital Turnaround in Washington, D.C., Leah, Kate, and Melissa wade right into the swamp, breaking down the (very weird, very disturbing) sexual harassment claims against Texas’s ex-solic...itor general, Judd Stone and holding their noses to read Coach Brett Kavanaugh’s opinion on the National Environmental Policy Act. Then, the hosts welcome special guests Ambassador Norm Eisen and Emily Amick, author of the Substack, Emily in Your Phone, to talk about the avalanche of litigation against the Trump administration and reproductive rights (and wrongs), respectively.Hosts’ favorite things:Leah: Taylor Swift's letter about buying back her art; Why Is This Supreme Court Handing Trump More and More Power?, Kate Shaw (NYT); Living by the Ipse Dixit, Steve Vladeck (One First); The New Dark Age, Adam Serwer (The Atlantic); Elon Musk’s Legacy Is Disease, Starvation and Death, Michelle Goldberg (NYT)Kate: Beware: We Are Entering a New Phase of the Trump Era, M. Gessen (NYT), How YOU Helped Knock Musk Out of DC–& of Politics, Norm Eisen (Substack); On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama, Kirsten Grind and Meghan Twohey (NYT); Cowboy CarterMelissa: Her incredible shoes from the show; seeing Cowboy Carter; the newest season of Just Like That; Original Sin by Jake Tapper and Alex ThompsonEmily: Nine Perfect Strangers (Hulu); Everyone Is Lying to You by Jo Piazza Get tickets for STRICT SCRUTINY LIVE – The Bad Decisions Tour 2025! 6/12 – NYC10/4 – ChicagoLearn more: http://crooked.com/eventsOrder your copy of Leah's book, Lawless: How the Supreme Court Runs on Conservative Grievance, Fringe Theories, and Bad VibesFollow us on Instagram, Threads, and Bluesky
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Of course, by self-doze we basically mean he quiet quit the federal government,
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We are going to have Emily Amick, that is Emily
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some of the latest developments in reproductive rights
and the ongoing efforts to perpetrate
some reproductive wrongs.
We'll be talking about that.
Also with us is Ambassador Norm Eisen,
who's going to talk through some of the many lawsuits
that he is spearheading to counteract
this damaging administration
that we are currently living through,
month four of the four-year sentence.
But first, before we bring out our special guests,
it is just us.
And by just us, I mean the three of us,
which is actually really rare.
We are almost never in the same physical space,
but also all of you.
So these are, as Melissa just alluded to,
and you all know, genuinely harrowing times
to be living through.
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like in real life, in the flesh,
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And I'm just going to have to say it.
When we said we were going to have a live show in Washington, DC,
the universe really pulled through for us.
And by universe, I mean the planets, the stars, and the asteroids.
Before we get into it, we actually
feel compelled to offer a genuine content warning.
If there are children in the audience,
either at this live show or at home, one word, earmuffs.
Truly, for those of you listening with family,
we are going to give you a few seconds to turn off or skip
ahead or have your kids leave the room.
We mean it.
And for everyone else, just a caution, we're going to be discussing allegations of serious
and profoundly disturbing workplace sexual misconduct.
So with those caveats duly issued, let's proceed to the DEI of the Republican Party, which as Melissa has told us, means the dicks, ex-husbands, and imbeciles.
All right.
This latest DEI update concerns someone
who we haven't talked about for a while,
but if you are a longtime listener of the podcast,
then you'll recall the salad days of 2022
when it seemed like we could not have an episode
without mentioning Judd with 2Ds Stone.
Judd with 2D Stones, do you remember him?
Do you remember?
Yeah, yeah.
Now if you're new to the pod, Judd with 2D Stones
is now 3D Judd, not just 2D, 3Ds, maybe even
XXXDs Judd because there's a lot to unpack here. And I've got to warn you, you may actually
need to process some of this with a trained and licensed therapist.
All right, a brief biographical sketch. Judd with two D's stone is a former Texas
Solicitor General, former chief counsel to Senator Ted Cruz, former law clerk to Justice Antonin
Scalia and Judge Edith Jones of the Fifth Circuit. If Judge Jones sounds familiar, but you can't
quite remember why, maybe it's because she is the judge who came for our friend, Commander Professor
Steve Vladeck at a Fed Soc bonfire slash conference last year
because of Steve's mean tweets about the federal judiciary,
which he had printed out and brought in a Manila folder,
like you do.
That seemed pretty aggressive at the time,
but in light of intervening developments,
actually now seems downright quaint.
So back to Judd with 2D's Stone.
Stone was Ken Paxson's Solicitor General,
and in that role defended some of Texas's cruelest policies,
and he spearheaded some of its most insane litigation.
So that included the litigation defending Texas's SB8,
the bounty hunter law that shut down abortion access
in Texas before the Supreme Court overruled Roe in Dobbs.
Stone also defended Texas's SB14,
which was a law targeting healthcare
for transgender individuals.
He also led a lot of the litigation
that Texas filed against the Biden administration,
including challenging the Indian Child Welfare Act
and a case that claimed that the Biden administration was required to retain the first
Trump administration's so-called remain in Mexico policy now if that litany of litigation highlights
It didn't jog your memory
Don't worry
We have prepared a little montage of oral argument clips to give all of you a sense of
the stunning some might even say meteoric
claims that Judd Stone has presented to the United States Supreme Court. So
Melody, let's roll the tape. So what would that injury be in this under SB 8 if
it's an injury in fact? One example could be akin to the injury suffered in the
tort of outrage where an individual becomes aware of an uncompliant abortion and they suffer the
sort of same extreme emotional harm. That is an exchange between 2D Judd Stone and
Justice Thomas in the SPA challenge where Judd with 2D's stone is saying of
course anyone and everyone could bring a lawsuit against a person who had or performed an abortion because of the quote
tort of outrage. Yeah, okay. He thought that was a thing.
And now here is Judd with 2D's stone
challenging the Indian Child Welfare Act answering some
questions slash comments Justice Kagan had for him.
General, I thought I'd just give you a chance to respond to a reaction I had to your brief.
And the reaction was that there is an extraordinary amount of Texas's view of policy in your brief.
Two parts, Your Honor.
The first is I agree that those observations, those statements of Texas's views
have nothing to do with non-delegation, anti-commandeering or Article 1 challenges whatsoever.
Those live or die on various legal principles that are not those.
They're just atmosphere.
They're in part atmosphere, yes, Your Honor.
Just going to say that Justice Kagan knew what the fuck she was talking about in her reference to the atmosphere.
Elena Kagan, welcome once again to the Cassandra Coven.
Okay, so I think that crash course gives our newbies a sense of Judd with 2D's Stone.
He is also one of the individuals who took a leave from government to serve as private counsel defending Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and Paxton's impeachment proceedings.
And that is when some of the events that we are about to discuss occurred.
A lawsuit was filed last week and it suggests that this timeline is cursed in a way that even we
genuinely could not have foreseen. And it involves a man
who is alleged
to have an asteroid slash meteor fetish,
and who is aptly surnamed Stone.
So an individual who worked as an executive assistant
at Stone's private law firm filed this lawsuit.
And we are mostly just going to read verbatim
from the complaint because no editorializing
is remotely necessary.
And we are only going to cover some
of what is in this complaint.
And you know how some things are NSFW?
This is like NSFW times a billion.
All right, let's do it.
According to the complaint,
and this is actually just the warmup,
Judd Stone told the plaintiff
when the firm was doing its impeachment work for Paxton,
quote, in this firm, there are no rules.
You can say whatever slurs you want.
For the untutored, this is known as viewpoint diversity.
And that does appear to have been the practice.
Because according to the complaint
at a lunch conducted at a beer bar, that is a real thing,
a beer bar, Stone and his law partner, quote,
ordered four shots, one for each person at the table, and asked plaintiff
to take a shot.
After taking one sip, plaintiff stated, that is the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted.
To which Judd Stone replied, I highly doubt that is the most disgusting thing that has
ever been in your mouth.
Exactly. He also allegedly called the plaintiff white trash because she wore turquoise earrings.
Sir, how dare you? What you don't know is those earrings are not turquoise. They're
not lapis. They're cerulean.
They definitely got that one.
Yeah. So I purposefully wore a turquoise jacket today.
Yeah. To stick it to Judd with Tootie's stone.
I hope he is triggered as these these men are, so easily, and that he experiences the kind of emotional distress
Donald Trump apparently felt while watching 60 Minutes,
AKA the tort of outrage.
All right, there's more.
According to the complaint,
as the impeachment proceedings wrapped up,
Stone and the other people at the complaint, as the impeachment proceedings wrapped up, Stone and the other
people at the firm, who had also previously been in the Texas AG office, plan to return
to the AG's office.
But the suit alleges that when the Texas AG's office was informed of these allegations,
Stone and his law firm partner were offered the chance to either resign voluntarily or be
fired.
So think about that.
When you've lost Ken Paxton.
So they lost Ken Paxton and chose resignation.
But according to the complaint, after Stone submitted his resignation letter, Brent Webster,
the first assistant to the Texas Attorney General, wrote the following email.
I, of course, was designated to read this portion.
Quote, two women who worked with Stone over the summer asked to meet with me.
A female employee, through many tears, told me stories of Judd discussing sexual things with her,
specifically regarding a disturbing sexual fantasy Judd had about me being violently,
anally raped by a cylindrical asteroid in front of my wife and children.
According to this employee, Judd publicly described this in
According to this employee, Judd publicly described this in excruciating detail over a long period of time to a group of Texas Office of the Attorney General employees,
Office of the Governor employees, federal judges, and other non-government employees
at a table.
The female employee conveyed she was so disgusted by the violent sexual nature of the discussion,
she left the table to get away from it.
When she came back, people at the table harassed her,
joking that she, quote,
couldn't handle people talking about dicks.
Talking about dicks or talking to dicks?
Who's to say? They all had some shots.
Yeah, wrong proposition, I think, there.
So the complaint continues, quote, eventually Judd was confronted with these allegations
and promptly admitted that all the allegations were true, but said it was okay because it
was during their time at a private law firm. I slash we will just start out by saying what the utter fuck.
I mean that was and is my top-line reaction to reading this complaint. On a
more serious note we obviously want to acknowledge the conduct the complaint
describes is appalling, full stop, No one should be treated like that in a workplace
Even someone who willingly works for Ken Paxton
but having a co-worker describe graphic rape fantasies about you is
actually outrageous and
Perhaps perhaps it's a total coincidence that a guy with violent rape fantasies would be arguing in favor of
that a guy with violent rape fantasies would be arguing in favor of unleashing
private bounty hunters to terrorize women and their doctors,
or would be rearing to defend laws
targeting transgender individuals.
Actually, it's probably not a coincidence.
These dudes are obsessed with genitalia and sex,
and we also want to remind everyone
that these are the people, their party,
their ideological cohorts,
who are screaming about how gay people
shouldn't be allowed to marry,
because that's not natural and it will lead to polygamy.
These are also the people who insist that drag queens
can't participate in library story time
because it will corrupt children.
And according to this lawsuit,
these same guys are sharing violent rape fantasies that they allegedly want children to witness
with unnamed federal judges.
Just let that sink in.
Over the last couple of months, it is fair to say
that we have gotten a glimpse into the mind
of at least some members of the federal judiciary,
and I gotta say, are the men's okay? There was that oral argument in
free speech coalition versus Paxton where Justice Alito made very clear that
he is kind of a little obsessed with Pornhub so there was that. Just the
articles remember? Just the articles. Just the articles. Just the articles.
Correct.
Correct.
And then there was the oral argument in Mahmoud
versus Taylor, where Justice Gorsuch made clear
that he really can't tell the difference between a woman
wearing a leather jacket and a sex worker.
That seems actually low level compared to this.
PG, G even.
You know, we do have a lot of questions about the Judd with 2D Stone story just to take
one.
Who were the federal judges with whom Stone shared his asteroid rape fantasy?
Our DMs are open if you have anything to share about this.
Our single chats are also open. Yeah. I think we need a palate cleanser. We need a bath.
A palate cleanser. Agreed. I'm gonna take a drink. Okay take a drink and for the
rest of you here as a palate cleanser
is Justice Kagan asking for another chance
to go after the then Texas Solicitor
General in an exchange from one of the arguments concerning
Texas's ability to challenge the Biden administration's
immigration policies.
So here you go.
General, do you think that there's any immigration policy
that you could not challenge
under the way you view standing?
I think that's hard to discuss in the abstract.
I mean, every single immigration policy and then, you know, not to mention all the other
policies in the world, that if a state comes in and says, I got a dollar's worth of
costs that I can show you, and we're just going to be in this in a situation where
And we're just going to be in this in a situation where every administration is confronted by suits by States that can, you know, bring a policy to a dead halt,
to a dead stop by just showing a dollar's worth of costs?
Two points, Your Honor.
The first is, and I can't speak for all States, obviously, even though 37 of them
are participating in this case and none have adopted the United States' theory of standing,
Texas has more than half of the southern border.
Kagan-Perezo-Rosenthal, Jr. It's not responsive to my question.
I'm saying that, like, coming in and saying, you know, it seems to us that we have
some costs associated with this and we're not going to look at the benefits and we're
not going to look at the fact that, as not going to look at the fact that as Judge Sutton said, the fact that there are
priorities, you know, that person A will be, you know, will not be removed versus person
B will, that that doesn't particularly show that your net costs are, even that your gross costs
are going to rise, let alone your net costs, and all of this speculation and all of this
kind of like, we think we kind of showed it, is just not enough given the backdrop
of this case.
We don't think we showed it, Your Honor.
A trial court judge, reviewable for clear error, thinks that we showed it, and he based
that on that.
Can I say something about that?
Can I...one more?
One more.
Please, Chief, just one more shot at him, please.
But Elena, he's already dead.
It's never enough.
I relate to that so hard.
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And speaking of pests, what was the Supreme Court up to last week?
Not a whole lot, but they did manage to soft launch bad decision season by releasing a single opinion.
And it was a Justice
Kavanaugh opinion, which is how you know it's the start of bad decision season.
A Brett Kavanaugh opinion is basically like wearing white after Memorial Day.
Alright, happily there were no bullet points in this writing, no Dadaist poetry.
It was an honest-to- God opinion with paragraphs and everything.
You know what they call that?
Growth.
Growth.
I was going to guess that.
All right.
That, however, growth is the only positive thing we will say about this particular Brett
Kavanaugh opinion.
Yeah.
It's what happens when you go to Yale.
You think everything, life, writing Supreme Court opinions is pass fail.
So you do the absolute least,
like walking off the stage at your own live show.
Look, the real problem is we all know Brett Kavanaugh
has just peaked intellectually and this is just all he has.
So the case, Seven County Infrastructure Coalition versus Eagle County, Colorado, is about the meaning of the National Environmental Policy Act or NEPA, which generally requires
agencies to provide an environmental impact statement that addresses a proposed project's
impact on the environment. And here, the Surface Transportation Board
approved an 88-mile railroad line
that was going to be used to transport crude oil.
Very environmentally friendly.
And the DC Circuit, perhaps unsurprisingly,
determined that the board's environmental impact statement
was insufficient to satisfy the demands of NEPA.
But last week, a unanimous Supreme Court
concluded that the DC Circuit was wrong.
The real story here is that although the Republican
appointees could have decided the case narrowly
as the Democratic appointees preferred,
why do that when you can just go YOLO?
That's right, the court's YOLO Republicans
decided to go real big on this one.
Like asteroid size big.
Big ball big.
The Democratic appointees favored a narrow ruling, although they agreed with the bottom
line result.
The ruling that they preferred would have said the board wasn't required to consider
in this case the increase in upstream drilling or downstream refining because the board doesn't
have jurisdiction, right? Doesn't have authority to approve or disapprove either drilling or refining projects.
And Justice Kavanaugh took that personally and decided instead to big ball his way through
all of environmental law.
His majority opinion said a whole lot of things.
So let's recount some of them. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I
mean basically the fact that NEPA is no big deal, it's a law sure, but isn't it
really like a law-ish? Not a law law. At a minimum the statute is more of a vibe.
So as he put it and you know he said, hold my beer while doing it, quote,
NEPA is a procedural cross-check, not
a substantive roadblock.
NEPA does not require the agency to weigh
environmental consequences in any particular way.
Rather, an agency may weigh environmental consequences
as the agency reasonably sees fit under its governing statute
and any relevant substantive environmental laws.
He also took some substantive swipes at NEPA,
as you just heard, but more importantly,
he took some real swipes at the prospect of judges judging.
So here's another quote.
He wrote, quote, some courts have
engaged in overly intrusive and unpredictable review in NEPA
cases.
Those rulings have slowed down or blocked many projects and in turn caused litigation
of verse agencies to take ever more time and to prepare ever longer environmental impact
statements for future projects.
Justice Kavanaugh accusing other judges of overly intrusive and unpredictable judicial
review just belongs in the dictionary somewhere.
So not surprisingly, we have some thoughts.
First has Brett Kavanaugh been mainlining or chugging or whatever you do with Josh Hawley's
book, Manhood, the Masculine Virtues America Needs.
So in that book, Hawley goes through several male archetypes that he thinks men should
follow and one of those archetypes is the builder. As Holly explains in the book, quote, the antidote to dependence
is building. We've written a lot about Josh Holly's manhood. You know what? I'm going
to say that over. Say that over. We have written a law review article about Josh Hawley's book, Manhood, the
Masculine Virtues that America Needs, and I just want to say in that law review
article we talked about how obsessed the Republican justices are with these kind
of manhood tropes and you know this is classic Hawley like Coach K being literally obsessed with the prospect
of building something, anything. I mean, this is seriously an edifice complex. Think about
it. Think about it. You gotta read books for that one.
Well, I actually do think that Kavanaugh might have read at least one book in addition to
Holly's manhood.
And let me read a quote-
Was it a picture book?
It was, actually.
Right, puppy.
Let me read an excerpt from another excerpt from the Kavanaugh opinion, and then I'll
tell you what book I think he read in preparing it.
So quote, fewer projects, so this is under this expansive reading of NEPA, fewer
projects make it to the finish line, fewer projects make it to the starting
line, that in turn means fewer and more expensive railroads, airports, wind
turbines, transmission lines, dams, he loves lists, this guy loves lists, housing
developments, highways, bridges, subway, stadiums, arenas, data centers, that also
means fewer jobs as new projects become
difficult to finance and build in a timely fashion.
So first, I just, where is the law in this sentence?
Like, nowhere.
Who needs the law if you have a list?
Okay, that's true.
But back to Leah's guess that it's a picture book.
Do you remember those Richard Scary children's books?
Oh my God.
Like the animals.
Dizzy town.
So there's like the animals performing various municipal
and private sector functions.
I think those were his sources for this opinion.
But in his zeal to build,
Coach Kavanaugh seems to have forgotten
some basic conservative talking points.
So he writes that the DC Circuit aired because it, quote, did not afford the board the substantial
judicial deference required in NEPA cases.
What's that?
Deference to agencies? The Chevron Doctrine would like a word, sir.
I love a crowd that responds like that to an invocation of the Chevron Doctrine.
Yes.
Seriously, you guys are the best.
And since you're interested, we'll drill down on this for a minute.
I mean- She's so excited. Go Chevron.
This was an optional part of the outline, but she's going there.
I am.
I'm expanding it in real time.
No, I was just going to say, though, there are some passages in the opinion that do appear
to maybe somewhat limit Loper-Brite.
Of course, the opinion that overruled Chevron,
you all know that, or maybe it's just language
that vindicates those that thought that Loper-Bright
did leave agencies room to exercise discretion
under some statutes, but it may be just that
that discretion can be exercised when the court
thinks it should and only when the discretion
is exercised to the court's liking.
I actually think that's what this means.
So, Coach Kavanaugh does write that as a general matter,
when an agency interprets a statute,
review of the agency's interpretation is de novo, right?
That's what Loper-Brite says.
But he says when an agency exercises discretion granted
by a statute, judicial review is typically conducted
under the deferential arbitrary and capricious standard,
where the court asks not whether it agrees
with the agency decision, but only whether the action was reasonable and reasonably explained.
So yeah, curious and curiouser. As we mentioned, this isn't the typical CAV concurrence in the form of a majority opinion. It does contain full sentences.
Perhaps he knew that May 31st is National Speak Incomplete Sentences Day,
so he wanted slash needed some practice at that.
Still, the sentence level writing in those complete sentences is quite painful. I'm just going to consider
this tortured passage, quote, 1970 legislative acorn has grown over the years into a judicial oak that has hindered
infrastructure development.
I mean, we read these things so you don't have to, and that I think is a service.
Yeah.
I'm going to say it, like, we're all here among friends.
Brett Kavanaugh might be the Dan Bongino of Pete Hexseth.
Yeah.
Especially the part where Dan Bongino goes on Fox News
to cry slash whine about how life and government service
is just so hard, giving all podcast hosts a bad name.
But it's not just Kavanaina's mediocre writing, it's the
mediocre thought. The opinion reminds me of the court's order in the cases regarding multi-member
commissioners, which is to say the second the justices unleash their fed sock sauced
theories on the world, be it the unitary executive or overruling chevron, it's like they realize, oh shit, this law we just made up is not great, it's actually kind of
unworkable and crazy. So then they have to announce a bunch of new made-up
exceptions to their new made-up theories. The separate writing from Justice Sotomayor
who concurred in the judgment and was joined by Justices Kagan and Jackson
are like so over these guys.
So they indicated they would have, again, reached the same result, but decided the case
on much narrower grounds.
They took some healthy swipes at the majority's
apparent newfound love for agency deference,
at least in some instances.
And again, it seems for this court,
and you can sort of read this between the lines
of the concurrence, the only agency deference
the majority can get behind is deference to an agency explaining why environmental considerations
should not carry the day.
So they write, quote, as the majority points out, agencies often are better equipped to
assess what facts are relevant to their own decision than a court is.
And they chased that with a pointed citation to Justice Kagan's dissent in Loverbrite.
But...
Love it.
I cite myself.
Yeah.
The petty energy I told you so.
Live for it.
You know...
Okay.
Can we...
I can't with the Kavanaugh opinion. Can we go to a different bad decision?
Well, yeah, let's go to a different bad decision. Let's go to the place where it's always bad decision
So how did you get I did how did you guess? Okay?
so
basically, the Fifth Circuit has learned fuck fuck all from the Trump administration, scuffle
with the Library of Congress,
and has decided to fuck with some librarians.
Stuart Kyle Duncan, who recently has been
fairly overshadowed by his Fifth Circuit colleagues,
had quite the en banc opinion in which he concluded
that reading is what?
Not fundamental. With apologies to RuPaul Stratgrace.
So to be very clear, the precise question in this case is whether someone may
challenge a public library's removal of books as violating the free speech clause.
And I'm gonna give you one guess as to whether Stuart Kyle Duncan and the
Fifth Circuit bros said that people actually have standing
to challenge book banning. I'm gonna need one word answers. Ready? One, two, three.
You are correct because you listen to this podcast and you know that the Fifth
Circuit is America's worst circuit court and in this particular case in this Kyle
Stewart Duncan, Stewart Kyle Duncan, what is his name?
He says, quote, plaintiffs cannot invoke a right
to receive information to challenge
a library's removal of books, because that would establish,
here's the reading part, a brave new right
to receive information from the government
in the form of taxpayer-funded library books.
He really thought he was doing something there.
He really did.
He really did.
Yeah.
And I mean, just to be clear, this is not a new right.
There are plenty of cases that allow individuals to challenge book bans and censorship, including
specifically at libraries.
But a full majority of the Fifth Circuit decided to overrule decades of precedent to say there
is no right to receive information at a public library, and then a different plurality said The United States has been a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very
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Taylor where apparently you can challenge the availability of a book at a public school,
but here you cannot challenge the removal of a book from a public library because as
we all know, books are for bitches and reading is what?
Not fundamental. Now I know you're curious what exactly were
the books that were at issue in this case? So the books included Isabel
Wilkerson's cast as well as Susan Campbell Bertoletti's They Called
Themselves the KKK. Not really surprising because obviously DEI. More surprising though was the exclusion
of the classic children's book,
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak.
And I'm honestly racking my brain
as to why they found The Night Kitchen so objectionable.
Okay, so I'm weirdly the children's book expert on stage,
but there's like one picture of this kid
falling out of the sky after baking cake for the world, and you see his butt in
like a picture, a kid.
I'm sure that is why.
Well, that tracks, because the other books that were also banned that were on this list
in addition to The Night Kitchen were books that really seemed to have a kind of butts
and flatulence theme. So in addition to the night kitchen,
Larry the farting leprechaun,
and Freddie the farting snowman
also caught some strays here.
But hear me out.
I do have to wonder whether any of the Fifth Circuit judges who were in attendance at the aforementioned lunch
were involved in the decision that
prevented individuals from challenging the removal of the butts and farts books
Because if that were the case seems highly coincidental
Very correlative. Yeah.
So I don't know, but I am going to venture a guess that the Fifth Circuit would likely
hold in circumstances where books are included as part of a school curriculum, as in Mahmoud
versus Taylor, if we're talking about Pride Puppy.
Those are not government speech, and they can definitely be challenged by objecting
parents.
Because the Fed is different, or really just because reasons and the gays is how that line would go.
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All right moving right along as if the courts of no appeal weren't bad enough
already last week the president announced his
intention to nominate Emile Bové to the Third Circuit. I'm gonna quote Matt Siegel
on Blue Sky paraphrasing Homer Simpson, you thought this was the worst federal
judiciary of your life it was only the worst federal judiciary of your life so
far. I mean it may be that Judd with
2D stones was unavailable we cannot wait to see what Trump administration
position that guy fails up to. Bovay is obviously very well known in Trump world
he is not only a leader in the current Trump DOJ where he pressured federal
prosecutors to drop federal charges against New York City's
Mayor Eric Adams.
That was a move that prompted a spate of resignations.
But in addition to that, he was also one of the lawyers
who represented the president, then a candidate,
as defense counsel in the Manhattan DA's
quote unquote hush money trial,
where the former president, it should be noted,
was convicted of 34 criminal charges.
So again, in the spirit of failing up, Beauvais now may get a lifetime perch on the Third
Circuit, the very same appellate court that launched the career of our favorite front
of the pod, Samuel A. Alito.
It feels necessary to remind everyone once again that this seat was unoccupied during the Biden
administration and President Biden nominated Adeel Manji to fill it. Manji would have been the first
Muslim to serve on that court and indeed any federal appellate
court. Some members of the Senate took that personally, questioning Manji's representation
of certain clients and his loyalty to the United States because Manji is Muslim. And the Senate
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We got two recent decisions that invalidated
for different reasons, the president's taco tariffs. A three-judge panel of the Court of International Trade and the District Court for the District
of the District of Columbia both concluded that the Trump tariffs were illegal, again,
for multiple different reasons, because why just pick one?
And they would have blocked the enforcement of the tariffs.
But alas, because it is still bad decision season
for appellate courts, the Federal Circuit
issued an administrative stay, pausing
the Court of International Trades decision,
at least until June 9.
But the decision of DC, the DC District Court,
hasn't been paused, at least at the time of this recording.
And the tariff decisions actually generated an absolutely delicious moment on social media
wherein one Donald J. Trump, who apparently listens to this pod in his spare time, just
like Sam Alito, announced on social media that Leonard Leo is, quote, a bad person and
a real sleazebag who in his own way probably
hates America. I for one mourn the end or the possible end of this once beautiful
partnership it really could not have happened to a nicer guy. All right and on
the topic of more bad appellate decisions last last Friday, the Supreme Court paused a lower court ruling
that had blocked the Trump administration
from deporting parolees.
This withdraws protections against deportation
for some 500,000 Cuban, Venezuelan, Nicaraguan,
and Haitian nationals who actually entered
the country lawfully.
Justice Jackson dissented from the court's order
writing that the court quote under values the devastating consequences of
allowing the government to precipitously upend the lives and
livelihoods of nearly half a million non-citizens while their legal claims are
pending. She also said that quote the court allows the government to do what
it wants to do regardless rendering constraints of law irrelevant and unleashing devastation in the process.
And we should say while Jackson wrote, the rest of the court didn't, right? There was zero in the court's order.
There was zero reasoning that justices cannot bestir themselves to write even like a shitty two pages of justification for uprooting the lives
of half a million people.
It is galling.
And it's getting little coverage.
But please, legacy and mainstream media, tell me more about the Supreme Court standing up
to the Trump administration on immigration.
I get some version of the question, but isn't the Supreme Court actually good now?
And don't you feel worried about criticizing the court whenever I talk about my book, Lawless?
And I'm like, no, it's not good.
See for example, my book.
That's my effort to cite myself.
I cite myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So since we're in DC, I think we have some DC-ish stuff. Yeah.
So since we're in DC, I think we have some DC-ish stuff.
Well I think I get the sense there are a few lawyers in the house.
And I think there are only lawyers in DC.
No, no.
We love you non-lawyers just as much.
But I'll see.
Look, look at that.
Yes.
All are welcome here.
But for those of you who are lawyers
and are members of the DC Bar,
can I hear from you people here, members of the DC Bar?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Guess what, DC Bar members?
Brad Bondi, who is the brother of Attorney General,
say it with me, Pamela Joe Bondi is running for election in the DC bar.
And I just wanna check, is Brad Bondi
in the audience tonight?
Okay, all right.
We can continue.
Great, okay.
So listeners, you'll probably recall
in the last few years as certain individuals
who might be named Rudy Giuliani
Tried to avoid responsibility for their actions one of the institutions that consistently held errant lawyers to account was bar associations
Which can discipline and even move for the disbarment of lawyers who have violated their professional oaths
So when we say all elections matter we mean it it. If you haven't yet voted in the
DC bar election, get on it. Voting ends June 4th.
All right, with the news duly covered, it is time to chat it up with some friends
of the pod, old and new. And for our first segment, we are delighted to welcome
to the stage friend of the show, Ambassador Norm Eisen.
Norm, welcome to Strict Scrutiny.
Norm, we are so excited to have you here.
We are professionally obligated to keep up with the doings
of all the lawsuits filed against the Trump administration.
And even we find it difficult to stay atop the fire hose of litigation in response to the arson campaign that this administration
represents.
And as someone responsible for much of the litigation, as the fire captain, as we are
tempted to call you, we want to take some time to kind of ask you about a few of the
cases that you're involved with that maybe haven't gotten as much attention as they should.
So first, how many times have you sued
the Trump administration so far?
And then tell us about one or two cases
you want to highlight.
Leah, Kate, Melissa, thanks for having me.
Hello, my fellow DC troublemakers.
So many good troublemakers here.
I mingled beforehand.
I mingled. I bought some T-shirts.
That's why I buy the swag.
And the merch. I didn't take a free one back in the green room.
We have been at the Democracy Defenders Fund,
which is my organization that was born out of the defeat of the attempted
coup of 2020.
I took all the most battle-hardened people, and we now were 40 litigators and communicators,
and we got ready for this eventuality.
There are, overall, we're part of a coalition.
There's over 250 cases, over 170 orders stopping wrongdoing.
We are involved in over 70 of those matters.
That's a lot.
I'm really tired.
There were copious amounts of caffeine in the green room. So two cases that we have worked on just this week, really just in the past 72 hours that exemplify what's
going on. Kate and I were talking before.
Doge and Dugan.
It's like Dungeons and Dragons for litigators.
Doge and Dugan.
Doge.
We at the Democracy Defenders Fund
started the Doge investigation as soon as it was announced.
We did dozens of FOIA requests during the transition.
I actually applied to be a member of the Doge.
Did you get an interview?
I did, no.
The spokeswoman for the Doge. Shocking, Barb.
Shocking.
The spokeswoman for the Doge made the mistake
of telling the New York Times, we don't want him,
he's a Democrat.
Boom, lawsuit number one.
Only in the extremely litigious Beltway region does that line get such a vibrant reaction. So we brought the, it was actually the very first lawsuit of
any kind against the Trump administration as soon as Donald Trump
took his oath of office. By the way, did you notice that he didn't put his hand
on a Bible this time around? I heard he left a scorch mark on the Lincoln Bible in the previous.
So that was the first of a series of Doge lawsuits and on Thursday we were in court
with wonderful co-counsel for a mini trial on one of the worst things Doge has done,
which is paw over the data of tens of millions, hundreds of millions of Americans.
This particular case concerned DOJ's access to data in the Office of Personnel Management,
which includes the data of people on this stage because it's every current or former
federal government employee and every
applicant to work for the federal government.
And it was a mini trial, as one of the reporters called it.
We put on a series of witnesses, cross-examined the guy in charge from the OPM.
And he basically, it wasn't one of those Perry Mason moments that you so seldom get.
He basically admitted that the handling of this data in those chaotic first days of DOJ was not
according to standards and the judge suggested after the day-long events that she probably was going to rule for us,
where now she strongly encouraged.
Never a great sign when the judge tells the government,
you might want to think about settling this case.
The government lawyers, they were not smart.
And when they went to the elevator,
they were overheard by one of the reporters.
One of the government said,
lawyer said, well, I think we lost in there.
That appeared.
That appeared in the press.
And these are the guys that have all our data, right?
That's dope.
So we're going to get some, and I think it's important because there is so much grim news,
but there's good news too. And part of the good news is that
this wave of litigation against Doge exposed that Elon Musk had used a
chainsaw when he should have used a scalpel and it helped make him the most
hated oligarch in America and it drove him out of Washington.
He's gone. He's gone.
Do you watch a lot of horror movies, Norm?
I cannot stand horror movies.
Because there's this trope in the horror movies that when you think the villain is dead,
yeah, he still comes back.
Don't spoil my weekend. Okay. At least let me enjoy
his absence until he comes back on Monday morning. This is what I do. I'm sorry. He
hates me by the way. He's tweeted about me more than 30 times. So that's Doge. And there's
many more. There's many more of those cases.
And again, it's not just Democracy Defenders Fund.
Wonderful other organizations who do this.
So the other case where really extraordinary case is a criminal one, Democracy Defenders
Fund is unusual because we both do the civil cases
but also work in the criminal arena.
And this was a brief that we filed.
In some ways, the most amazing brief that I've ever filed,
and I've filed a lot of them in my 35 years,
just yesterday in the Judge Dugan criminal prosecution,
Donald Trump's adventures in the Judge Dugan criminal prosecution. Donald Trump's adventures in the civil courts
have been such a fiasco his first 100 days.
He lost 96% of the cases in the month of April.
96%!
You can't do that by accident.
You almost have to be determined to lose.
They've been such a fiasco that he's turned to his criminal powers for the second hundred days.
And we've seen a series of truly shocking, he's targeting Miles Taylor, who worked for him.
His employees have attacked a sitting governor, Governor Evers, they're investigating Tish
James. I believe her crime is having two houses. Donald Trump cannot forgive that. But the
two most serious of this series of criminal cases are the prosecution of a sitting member of the House of
Representatives, Representative MacIver, and of a judge in Wisconsin for doing
nothing more than controlling her courtroom, Judge Hannah Dugan. So we are
representing at Democracy Defenders Fund 140 federal and state judges who are, who filed a brief yesterday defending Judge
Dugan.
You can applaud those judges.
And that is not a normal thing for retired judges to wade into a controversy
like this.
And because Kate and I talk about these things
all the time, she'll appreciate this.
The argument that we made in this brief
was to flip the Trump v. US immunity case
and say, well, if he's immune,
then shouldn't Judge Dugan be immune for doing her job?
That's a sick burn, Norm.
It's like an Oprah, it's like an Oprah.
Immunity for you, you get immunity, you get immunity,
you get immunity.
Everybody's immune.
Yeah.
Audience, I want you to look under your chairs right now.
Yeah.
Audience, I want you to look under your chairs right now. So that's a lot of what is happening in the courts.
On a recent episode, Melissa posed a profound question.
What is a congress and where can I get one?
Which prompts us to ask you...
There's one for sale just down the block. If you have a spare hand-me-down
jet you're looking to offload that that might be the going price. But Norm,
Melissa's question prompts us to ask you about this alleged first branch of
government. So you might be aware that the House has passed a budget bill not
gonna say its cursed alliterative name. Instead, I'll just use big balls bill.
And in that bill is a provision we've gotten a bunch of questions about. It's a provision
that would prevent federal judges from enforcing contempt citations in any case in which there
was no security given. So what does that mean and what would it do? Get those earmuffs, kids.
It's bullshit.
It's just another, they got to scratch the itch on Donald
Trump and they're just flexing for Trump.
What it would do, what this provision would do,
is there's an existing, I've had to deal with this
in many of our cases, there's an existing rule, federal rule of civil procedure
that requires judges to consider a bond when they are entering injunctive relief. So this new provision would toughen that up a little bit by saying you cannot enforce contempt,
which, you know, the Trump administration is nothing if not one continuous contempt roadshow.
You cannot enforce contempt unless you have imposed a bond.
But it doesn't provide, I probably shouldn't say this
because the MAGA caucus in the Senate might be listening,
but it doesn't give a dollar amount.
So the, like I had a case where in my appointments clause
case, one of my many cases helped make Washington
hot for Musk,
the judge imposed a $500 bond.
So there's a huge body of case law under this rule
that says, particularly in public interest cases
where it would be crippling for obtaining relief,
that you can impose a nominal bond.
So it's like so much this Congress has done.
It's the least productive Congress in history.
Donald Trump, all of the energy is sucked up
by his failed executive orders.
That's what it is, but even if it makes it
through the birdbath, the rule for budget bills,
reconciliation to get around 60 votes, which it won't.
It doesn't mean a whole hell of a lot.
Just a quick note for the audience.
If you are interested in working to push back on this bill,
our friends at Vote Save America have a table out in the lobby.
You can talk with them after the show
about how you can get involved in that effort.
So that is outside.
Yes, yes, you got it.
Norm, I'm getting a text alert that there's a filing deadline
at some DC court, and you are needed right away.
So I think you probably have to go.
It's the Jed Stone case I've got
to file but I have to tell you that can I tell you that? Okay I think spill the tea.
Okay as long as you promise it's like PG-13. I won't mention any asteroids or other minerals. No minerals. Okay, you're being very specific
about the minerals. So Judd Stone is actually in the middle of one of the most notorious
campaigns of retaliation against nonprofits and civil society right now because just this week the DC Circuit reprimanded
and chastised the state of Texas, Paxton,
for an purported investigation against
the wonderful Media Matters Organization,
a very upstanding investigative media watchdog.
Well guess what?
The same day that Judd Stone, after leaving the office based on these allegations in Texas,
the same day that Paxton announced that investigation, Elon Musk, coming full circle, Elon Musk hired
Judd Stone to bring a lawsuit against Media Matters. So he's in the middle of
that story too, but the good news is, the good news is, my friend, the man who
brought a fox to its knees on behalf of Dominion, Justin Nelson, has
just been retained to try that case.
Judd Stone, watch out!
Thank you guys.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much, Norris.
Thank you so much, Norris.
Thank you so much, Norris.
Thank you so much, Norris.
Thank you so much, Norris.
Thank you so much, Norris.
Thank you so much, Norris.
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So we are going to raise our big ballers and delightedly welcome to the stage our second guest of the evening, lawyer, best selling author and author of the terrific Emily in your phone sub stack Emily Amick
All right, Emily welcome back to strict scrutiny in the flesh here. Hi everybody. Hello DC
So we thought we would start by talking to you about something that happened in Missouri last week
Which we will provide a little bit of context for
Okay, so listeners as you know all too well in 2022 the Supreme Court decided Dobbs versus Jackson Women's Health Organization
Overturning Roe versus Wade and Planned Parenthood versus Casey and rescinding the constitutional right to an abortion. Thank you. That's exactly
Casey and rescinding the constitutional right to an abortion. Thank you. That's exactly it. Don't worry there's more booing to come. And the author of that
decision was none other than not a friend of the pod, a frenemy of the pod,
one Samuel A. Alito. Well just as Justice Alito envisioned, many states moved
immediately to severely restrict
or eliminate access to abortion, but perhaps not as Justice Alito envisioned.
In other states, the people actually mobilized to protect abortion access, and they did so
by using this weird new invention called democracy. Right?
Justice Alito is like democracy, don't know her.
Ghosted that bitch.
Anyway, so in Michigan and Ohio and in a number of other states, voters went to the ballot
box and used methods of direct democracy to actually protect and enshrine greater protections
for abortion access in their state constitutions.
And in last November's election,
there were abortion related measures on the ballot
and actually in 10 states.
Notably, one of those measures
which aimed to enshrine abortion access
in the state constitution was on the ballot
in Ruby Red, Missouri.
So Emily, what was the outcome of that vote?
Remind us.
It passed. Yeah.
The people spoke. Are you saying conservative women in Missouri don't
want to die in parking lots? I mean, you'd be shocked to learn. Stunning.
So on the heels of the ballot measures success, Planned Parenthood filed a
lawsuit arguing that Missouri's many abortion restrictions
were invalid and a trial judge ruled
that the 2022 abortion ban and some,
but not all of the state's other restrictive abortion laws
violated the new state constitutional amendment
and issued an injunction allowing providers
to again begin performing the abortion procedure.
So very
straightforward right the state Constitution protects abortion access to
reproductive freedom there are state laws that are fatally inconsistent with
that new constitutional protection the trial court did the only reasonable
thing which is to hold those existing state laws impermissible under the newly
amended state Constitution but the Missouri Attorney General did not allow
that obviously correct
result to stand and challenge those rulings. And last week, the Missouri Supreme Court
sided with the Attorney General.
It's actually even worse than that because the Missouri state legislature actually had
to pass a law that allowed the Attorney General to challenge the court's initial preliminary
injunction measures. So that
hadn't happened. So they actually passed a law to make it easier to challenge the
will of the people. And he did? And what, Emily, just like the Missouri Supreme
Court last week, like what the fuck happened? Like what did the state
Supreme Court do? Yeah, so to pregame this event I headed to Pacer. As you do.
As one does.
Most of the room did.
One of our people.
One of our people.
And, you know, it was like a really bad nightmare flashback to both law school and being an
associate where the Supreme Court was like, there's a four-part test and you only completed one part of the
test.
And I went back and I looked at the circuit court judge's opinion and I was like, I see
all four tests here.
I think one of the things that we are seeing, right, taking a step backwards, we heard for
many, many years that it's about states' rights.
And we just, Roe is bad because it should be up to the states.
Like women aren't people. Liberty. That doesn't count those women. But that was obviously
always a lie, right? It was always just merely a step in the path towards making sure there's
a national abortion ban. And the trigger law that Missouri had set up that got knocked down but
they had all these specific regulations set up to make abortion functionally
inaccessible and that's really what we're talking about and sometimes I'll
be talking to young activists and I'll be like when I was young I remember 20
30 years ago we were you know, trying to fight all of these different
regulations and it was so hard because no one would believe us that was like, this is
the path.
It's not just about the width of the hallways, right?
Like that is not really what this is about.
It's not about the licensing.
It's not about the waiting periods.
It's not about the texts of what you have to read.
It's a much bigger plan about reversing our ability
to access health care.
And that's what we're seeing the Supreme Court do.
And I was reading some of the statements made
by Republican politicians in Missouri.
And one Republican member of the legislature said,
well, I just don't think people knew
what they were voting for.
No. And such respect for their constituents.
What is democracy?
Am I right?
And then the Republican Missouri Attorney General said, you know, this is about safety
for women and making sure Missouri is the safest place.
Protecting them from their own votes, right?
Protecting them, yes.
So I guess you already started getting to this,
but what does this tell us about the actual appetite
for democracy among certain constituencies?
This is a leading question.
Yeah.
Let's say the appetite is full for democracy.
They don't want it anymore.
You know, I think that anti-democratic sentiment
is such an
interesting thing because they like democracy only when it begets their
interests, right? Like they're very interested in getting votes for
themselves. They're just uninterested in anyone who disagrees with them and the
things that they want are becoming an increase representative of an
increasingly narrower portion of the population and also likewise becoming
increasingly draconian, increasingly authoritarian, right? Like they're moving,
it's getting another inch, an inch, an inch as we move forward and you know
democracy I think is, it's, I saw a quote today, this is a little bit of a
sidestep here a little, I saw a quote today, this is a little bit of a sidestep here, a little.
I saw a little chart today about the difference,
the number of coal miners in America
versus the number of WMATA employees.
And there's like twice as many WMATA employees
as are coal miners in America, right?
And like, A, we love our metro here.
From the metro, DC statehood.
Um, yeah.
You know your people, Emily.
You really do.
I didn't plan that, guys.
But the reason they talk about these types of things is because it's all optics and it's
all fake, right?
Like, it's, they're messaging to people about things that don't really exist.
And I think when they're talking about women's safety and states' rights and all of these
things, they're messaging you about things that don't exist.
What they really want is to be dictators.
They're putting the dick in dictator.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Um, Emily, you seem up for anything.
In high school.
Well, guess what, girls? School's in session.
Okay.
You want to play a little game?
Well, let's go.
Let's begin.
Let's begin.
Let the games begin.
We dreamed up...
It wouldn't be a live show without a live game.
So we dreamed up a really fantastic game for all of you, and we're going to play it with
Emily.
And this game is called Who Said It?
Samuel Alito?
Or Margaret Atwood?
It's actually hard as fuck.
I'm going to need help here from you guys.
You're going to get it.
Yes.
Okay.
So this is an interactive game and this is how it's going to work.
Emily, we are going to read you a quote.
It is going to then be up on the screen.
We're going to ask the audience to help you out and applaud if they think this is a quote from one Supreme
Court justice Samuel Alito or two Margaret Atwood's classic 1985 novel, the novel slash
predictive text, The Handmaid's Tale.
This is the only time in the show where you're actually going to applaud for Samuel Alito.
All right.
I am going to read the first one.
Better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some.
Okay, clap if you think this was Alito.
All right, some, clap if you think this was Atwood.
And we have the audience's view. Emily, what is your answer?
Well, I thought it was Alito, but I believe in democracy, so I shall choose Handmaid's Tale.
And the answer is? Yes! See? This is why democracy is good. This is why democracy works. OK. OK.
Next one.
They're supposed to show respect because
of the nature of our service.
All right, audience.
Clap if you think that was Samuel A. Alito.
Yeah.
I agree.
Got some Alito stans here.
OK. Clap if you think that was Margaret Atwood. Got some Alito stans here, okay.
Clap if you think that was Margaret Atwood.
No Canadians in the house, okay.
All right.
Emily, what's your answer?
I think this is Alito about the flag incident.
Wrong!
It's so hard to tell with dystopian texts.
Yes. It's so hard to tell with dystopian texts. Yes.
It's so hard.
Next one.
I assume that those who cling to old beliefs will be able to whisper their thoughts in
the recesses of their homes, but if they repeat those views in public, they will risk being
labeled as bigots and treated as such by governments, employers, and schools.
Okay.
Clap if you think this was Samuel Alito.
Clap if you think this was Margaret Atwood.
Emily? I'm gonna go back to trusting democracy and go with Samuel Alito. You are
correct! This is his descent in Obergefell versus Hodges. Yeah. Boo. Okay. So next question. The champions of religious liberty who go out
as wise as serpents and as harmless as doves
can expect to find hearts that are open to their message.
Okay, clap if you think this was Alito.
Clap if you think this was Margaret Atwood.
Clap if you think this was Margaret Atwood. Emily.
I still think it's Alito, but I'm going to say Handmaid's Tale because I believe in democracy.
The people led me wrong.
Trust your gut girl.
Trust your gut, Emily.
This was Alito's 2022 Notre Dame Religious Liberty Summit
in Rome address.
Okay, can we, let's parse this for a minute.
Like, we gave Brett Kavanaugh a lot of shit earlier
for just poor literary references.
When have serpents been wise?
Isn't, like, wouldn't an owl have been better? Look
the snake in the opening segment of the reputation portion of the heiress tour
that snake slapped. Okay that was not the snake he's talking about. Whatever.
I think this was a miss. Yeah. Duh. Okay Okay. All right. I've got another one for you Emily. You ready?
You look weak
Okay, here we go
It's no excuse that what they did was legal at the time. Their crimes are retroactive
They have committed atrocities and must be made into examples for the rest
Audience clap if you think this was Sam Alito.
Clap if you think this was Margaret Atwood.
Like we said earlier, the worst federal judiciary so far. Emily what's your choice? Oh, I'll go with the handmaid's tale.
You would be correct.
Woo!
All right, next.
Quote, one side or the other is going to win.
There can be a way of living together peacefully,
but it's difficult because there are differences
on fundamental things that can't really be compromised.
Do you think this was Sam Alito? on fundamental things that can't really be compromised.
Do you think this was Sam Alito? And do you think this was Margaret Atwood?
All right.
Am I?
Samuel Alito.
Democracy aligns with the other correct results.
I mean, that's really a wild quote that-
This was a secret recording. Yeah. That's true. So it did sound more literary like he
was reading. That's true. That's true. All right. This is the last one because this
game is really grim. Okay. Here's the last one. Maybe none of this is about control.
Maybe it really isn't about who can own whom, who can do what to whom and get away with it,
even as far as death.
Maybe it's about who can do what to whom
and be forgiven for it.
Yeah.
All right.
Please clap if you think that was Sam Alito.
Please clap if you think that was Margaret Atwood.
Emily?
Melissa, your reading is just very cinematic, so I feel it's leading the answer, but I will
say The Handmaid's Tale.
Correct.
Wasn't that hard?
It was too hard.
It was much harder than it should have been.
It was much harder than it should have been.
It was much harder than it should have been.
Maybe someone is reading on that court.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Or watching the TV series.
Okay, so that was bleak.
Maybe not as bleak as Joni Ernst telling us we're all going to die, though.
But up there, and there aren't any prizes. So Emily, thank you so much
for joining us, but you're not going away just yet. So listeners, again, Emily
Substack is Emily in your phone, and she is going to stick around for our
favorite things. So here's my list from this week. One, Taylor Swift's Instagram post and letter announcing she
now owns her art. Two pieces on the Supreme Court's order on Humphrey's
executor, I don't even know her, and those would be Kate Shaw's New York
Times piece, Why is this Supreme Court handing Trump more power?
And Steve Lattek's piece at one first, Living by the Ipsy Dixit.
Okay, also wanted to recommend Adam Serwer's fantastic piece
of the New Dark Age in the Atlantic,
and Michelle Goldberg's piece,
Elon Musk's legacy is disease, Starvation, and Death in the New
York Times.
So, in the midst of these fawning exit interviews with Musk and profiles depicting him as this
guy who sacrificed so much to be in government, I think Michelle Goldberg plainly and powerfully
laid out the case why this guy should be saddled with the consequences
of his actions for life.
The piece quotes an associate professor of public health
who estimates that the cuts Musk made to USAID
have already led to 300,000 deaths,
many of them children.
Is it my turn now?
Yeah.
Okay, I think I drew the short end of the stick
in the order. Sorry. Okay. So my favorite things this week, these shoes. These are by
my friend Sarah Sklarandis, who's one of my mom friends in New York, and she makes amazing
shoes. Check her out. These I love and they're on sale.
So bonus.
Also awesome this week, I saw Cowboy Carter.
And not only did I see Cowboy Carter,
I saw Jay-Z in the elevator bank.
And not only did I see Jay-Z in the elevator bank,
when I told Kate, she actually made
a popular culture reference.
Yes.
I told her there was a billion dollars in that elevator with her.
And I was so dumbfounded that I was literally silent for two minutes.
And then I cried because our baby is growing up.
So beautiful.
It's like my one reference of the year probably.
It's graduation season.
But it was today.
Kate is graduating from pop culture school.
I'm so proud.
You guys have taught me well.
I'm also, I just started the new season of And Just Like That, and I love Nicole Ari
Parker's Lisa Todd Wexley and her statement necklaces.
You don't know what I'm talking about.
Get on it.
She is amazing. Get on that. Okay. And then I have an illicit confession to
make. Okay. One of my favorite things this week, small voice, is that I have been
listening on audible to Jake Tapper's book. I know. I hear her out. Just hear me out.
I was best AF when she initially shared this.
I'm not reading the book, I'm listening to it.
And it is read by Jake Tapper himself.
I'm just gonna say Jake Tapper is so bitchy and petty.
And you can hear it in the inflections in his...
I mean, like it is super, the only way it could be bitchier
is if it was read by Titus Burgess
from the unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
And no, I know I'm not supposed to like it
and I feel it's a little bit like Corey Lewandowski
and Manga Woman, like you're not supposed to like it
but you're drawn to it anyway.
And I am, I don't know what to say.
And so I'm listening to it and he's just so bitchy
and who even knew?
Who even knew?
I'm still avoiding it.
Same, same.
I'm listening so you don't have to.
Perfect, thank you.
All right, I'm just gonna name a couple.
One, a column in the Times last week,
M. Gesson's Beware, We Are Entering a New Phase of the Trump Era.
I mean, the TLDR is like, outrage can be exhausting.
It is really hard to sustain a very high level of outrage.
But it is imperative to sustain that level of outrage,
because normalization is what they want
and is wildly dangerous.
So we are going to stay mad and you should do.
Okay, a couple other things.
Norm on his substack had a great piece last week, how you helped knock Musk out of DC
and out of politics, elaborating on some of the points he was making about the broad mobilization
and also the litigation, and it actually being a really important result that we saw this
last week that has a lot of participants in getting to that place.
And also another Musk must read is Megan Toohey and Kristin Grimes, New York Times piece on
the campaign trail, Elon Musk juggled drugs and family drama, and it is as salacious as
the headline.
That is the title.
That's the headline, and the piece delivers.
And I also saw Cowboy Carter this week.
I mean, the concert but also the outfits
of all of the concert attendees, oh my God.
Everyone was resplendent.
And also in addition to the songs,
the weird home video interludes.
They're not weird.
They were home video interludes. Some're not weird. They were home video interludes.
Some were a little weird, all were delightful.
None of them were weird.
Beyonce deserved a break.
She was working really hard.
But they included like unexpected cameos
of like a blurred out Megyn Kelly that was delightful.
And an improvement, honestly.
And an improvement.
So that was a thing I took in and really enjoyed this past week.
And Emily.
I'll add into the pylon, I enjoyed learning about the side effects of ketamine on Elon
Musk.
You can go Google that yourself.
In less erudite things, there's a new Nicole Kidman show in which she wears a
country bob called Nine Perfect Strangers. It's doing terrible on Rotten
Tomatoes. It's doing wonderful things for me. I'm like, you guys, we have
different standards. Um, I love it. So there's that. I have declared this summer Jam Girl summer and
that means a number of different things. Most saliently it means buying the
expensive preserves and that really fancy imported French butter, the
Bure-Bordier butter. Yeah, so A, buy yourself the fancy butter and spread it on some
good bread. But it also is more like a vibe, right? Like we're simmering, we're
preserving, we're like enjoying ourselves, taking a little break. And then
the last thing is my bestie, Jo Piazza. Her book is coming out in July. Everyone
should read it. It's called Everyone is Lying to You and it is a tradwife murder mystery. Everyone should
pre-order it so you have the most perfect beach read for July. It's going
to be read by Jake Tapper. It is. It is. It's gonna be so bitchy. All right, before
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We have a list of thank yous.
So thank you again to our guests, Norm Eisen
and Emily Amick.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
We also want to extend a very special thanks
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And we want to extend a very special thanks to our intern, the great Jordan Thomas, who
helped us a ton with this episode, especially with a major lift on the Atwood or Aledo game.
And while we thank Jordan, we wanted to congratulate Jordan for graduating from Harvard Business School, where Jordan
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And in addition to graduating from Harvard,
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Crystal knows that reading is what?
Fundamental and that the Supreme Court needs more than a little drag in their life or at
least some dragging.
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We had such a great time.
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