Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 002 - King Tut Bangs His Friend's Sister-in-Law

Episode Date: December 20, 2013

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Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. Craigslist is definitely the gift like you thought and give it. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.

Real problem. Does your friend know that you're banging her? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your reflect lie. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whips and chain. Here are your hosts, Kathy Kane and Tommy.

Can you hear me? I can hear you now. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, so I want to tell you a lot of people. Are we recording? Yeah, we're recording.

Hey. All right. I let a lot. Did you even listen to the podcast or first podcast? Be honest. Okay. I'm very being honest. Put the mic to your mouth, please.

I'm very being honest. You like that? Uh-huh. Yes. When I was down in Florida, we, it was very nice. It was different being in Florida with a family. Right. Yeah, being how I used to be in South Beach and being like waking up at, you know,

one o'clock in the afternoon, struggling out to the pool, drinking to get myself normal again, then going back out. No, this was great. Me, my wife and baby, we went, stayed at the Ritz Carlton. And I have to say, it is a very family-oriented place. like very kid friendly and we had a room that the back of the room was a door like a glass door that opened up to the pool so we could roll the stroller right out to the pool we didn't have to fucking hole all that shit through the lobby and all that you know what I mean and it was great you get a bed by the beach cabana by the pool you know it was good so yes while I was on the beach I listened to the podcast What do you think? With my wife.

I liked it. It was good. Did you listen to the whole thing? I listened to the whole thing. I thought it was great. Okay. And I was like nervous with my wife listening to it that. Which one's your mic?

You need to be up. I got a lot of critique. Can you please talk right now? I can hear you chomping. I know. Is that me now? There we go. All right.

I'll get into the chomping. There's a lot of things I need to go over. I'm going to let you know because I have a funny feeling that you didn't really listen to the podcast. I don't know. don't believe you. But this is what I'm going to say. This is what I'm going to say. I'm going to say that I let a lot of people. I didn't do my homework and now I'm in trouble. I don't believe anyone. I have issues. Okay, so I let a lot of people listen to it to critique it. I wanted to see what everyone thought. I actually really liked it though and I thought it was really good. And a lot of the

feedback I got about you is that people really like your voice. Really? Yeah. I'm a little self-conscious about it. I know. That's why I wanted to know if you listened to it because I know that you hadn't listened to it for a while because you were very self-conscious. Yeah. And all I got was positive feedback. Everybody, the first thing that everybody said to me, swear to God, wasn't how great I was. It was, I really liked Tommy. Really?

Yeah. Even my sister, and you want to know her number one reason why she liked you is because, like, you really know me and you trash me. So there you go. So I don't know what that means. It's an art form. Yeah. It's hard. Right.

And it's a dangerous thing to trash you. Why? Because it can come back And hurt you No, I have really good come back Yes, just torture They're not torture You though on the other hand are revengeful

I would never want to get in I've gotten into some very Hard verbal arguments with you But my best defense to you is To hang up the phone Why then I don't care What does that mean? That's such a cop out

A loser How could you think you in an argument By hanging up? Because this is what you probably say when I hang up the phone. What a cop out. What a loser. No, you know what I say? Thank God.

I don't have to listen to him being mean to me anymore. Listen, you always, whenever I followed you. I was being the mean guy. No, absolutely. You're a Scorpio and you're vicious. I don't get vicious when I fight. You do. You used to pull out the file all the time.

I never did. I think once I got mad at you and I told you a lie and told you that someone didn't cast you in a show because you were ugly, because I knew that you would be so hard. horrified by that. And it wasn't the truth whatsoever. But I did say that was one of the most vicious things I've ever died. You did. You did say that. That hurt my feelings. I knew it would because I knew how self-conscious you were.

So I knew exactly what to say to make you go mental for like the next seven days. And you had to fuck me over so many times before I get to that place. That's what I'm trying to say. Like I could be so much more meaner than I really am. But that's the old me. What? That's not the new me. That's the old you?

That's the old me. This is the new me. I know you're a little bit you're only five minutes late today You're not so flaky Oh go back to the podcast though for the critique I have to say something about myself that I was horrified And I want to know yeah thank you Tommy brought me some water I want to know I've been trying to drink more water

You have to I know No I read this whole thing on dehydration And 90% of the shit that people complain about headaches And having no energy that they need caffeine It's all about the fact that they don't drink enough water Exactly That was our medical Great. So interesting.

I want to go back to the fact that I was so horrified. I mean, my own critique when I first heard it, I was so horrified about how much I curse. I've wanted to curse already on this podcast like 15 times and I've stopped myself. There's something like I say fuck way too much. It was embarrassing. I felt like I sounded kind of cheesy and it was forced. And I don't know if I do. I feel like maybe I cursed more on that podcast in real life.

I don't really know. But it's definitely something that has to be changed. I didn't like it personally. When you have children soon. Oh, stop. You know what my nephews call me? Aunt Kathy the cursor. Yeah, you can't do that.

Yes, you can. You know what? I'm a great aunt. If the worst thing about their aunt is that she curses every now, a big deal. Oprah curses. She tries to, she tries to New Year's resolution every year is to try and quit cursing, and it doesn't work. So what happens when you have a child, then he goes to school, and the school teacher calls you up and says, your kid told me to go fuck myself today.

I don't, I wouldn't be talking to my kid like that. But you're not going to talk to him like that. Of course not. And I try not to curse in front of my nephews. But when it comes out, my sister doesn't tell me that I'm on speakerphone and we're in the car. I hate speakerphone. They call me and Kathy the cursor. I think it's very cute.

All right. Is your mic okay? Yeah, you turn me down. But besides that, I thought it was really great. I have to stop cursing. And I'd like you to help me with that. How about we hook little electrodes up to you? I would love that.

And I can hang a button every time. I was thinking of cursing. I was thinking of it. having a curse jar. I could put some money in there, but I never carry cash. I hate cash. I don't like people that carry cash. I don't like people that pay with cash. I think cash is really outdated. I don't ever have any money on me.

I hate you. Why? You use dollar bills and change still? I don't use so, 1987. Well, first of all, I don't use change. But yes, I use money. I'm in a cash business.

Yeah, well, that's like so last year. It's so annoying, actually. When people are in front of me and then they give somebody that's a cash register person money and then they have to give them back change. and those people have to count pennies and shit. Like it takes so long I can't take it. Cash will never. It's so easy.

Cash, but your bank card is cash. I always say cash will never go out of style. You want to know why? Why? Hookers and drug dealers don't take credit cards. Oh, that's actually a good point.

Thank you. And let's use that as a tie into our callers with questions today. The Craigslist is definitely like the gift that keeps on giving. I mean, I put up some more ads and I keep getting more interesting people. I lost Charles Pekowski. He has an email in the fact, but that's okay because... He must have lost in his poker game.

Exactly. I've heard from Kaiser Soze and King Tut. Those are people that are calling it today. I love the names that people come up with. They are interesting. Kaiser Soze, that was some of usual suspects, right? That was a great movie. That was, what was his name?

He walked with a limb. Kaiser Soze. No, but he walked with a limp. What's the actor's name? Kevin Spacey. Yeah, he walked with a limp, and then he didn't have the limp. No, the bass part of that whole movie. was when the guys came in to kill Kaiser Soze's family,

and he turned around and he killed his family first. That was deep. That's like, fuck you. I'm going to curse now because it's appropriate. That's like, fuck you. You're not going to kill my family. I'll kill them first. Like, I kind of love that kind of mentality.

There's something very powerful about that kind of scenario. I mean, it was really... That's why it was in the movie. It was great. It was kind of a brilliant scene. So Kaiser Soze is calling insane, and so is King Tut. And I'm waiting to hear from other guys.

name. So King Tutte is calling in at 4.30 and he's a 20-year-old kid who is banging his friend's sister-in-law. Can you take the gum out of your mouth? No, not really. And I'm going to explain why I'm chewing gum. No, this is really serious. Don't you see what's on the table right there, all those pregnancy tests? This is the thing about me. I'm trying to get pregnant, okay? I have pregnancy test swab sitting right next to me. Yeah, and you don't even ask me about them. There's like eight positives right there. You're not even like wondering what's going on. Like, what's wrong with you, first of all? But don't cut me off, okay? So I'm trying to get pregnant.

Let's just so callers know they're going to be on this journey with me. And I did get pregnant. We see some positive pregnancy test over there. And one of the symptoms when I get pregnant is I get a metallic taste in my mouth. Like so today and yesterday, it feels. You have a metallic taste in your mouth? So bad. It's so fucked up.

Curse. Curser. I need a dollar. We're going to get a drug. Swear jar. I know. That wasn't a appropriate curse. So when I get pregnant, I get a metallic taste of my mouth.

It tastes like I'm sucking on a zinc. I mean. If it was a jolly rancher, I wouldn't mind. But zinc lozenges are disgusting. And I have that taste. So unless I'm eating something or drinking something, I taste it so I'm chewing go. I'll try not to make it loud. So you've been blowing Robocop all day.

Excuse me? You've been blowing Robocop all day. What does that mean? Robocop's made out of metal. I guess. I don't know. It tastes like a zinc lozinger. That wasn't really that funny time.

Okay, so. This is funny. What? So are you five out of five? Five, four, four. What are you explaining? People can't see, so you should explain what you're looking at. The pregnancy test.

What says positive? Two lines. Uh-huh. Okay, so you got two lines, two in a faded line. Well, they're dated, too. I put some dates on there. What's happening is I'm losing my baby as we speak. It's not going to be a viable pregnancy, unfortunately.

This is the second time this has happened to me. Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay. I'd rather, honestly, something like this happened very early on, like, it is because it's nature's way of doing its business. It's not a healthy baby. And you could tell because the line gets lighter as it should get darker. So that's the deal.

Maybe you should get some African sperm. What does that supposed to mean? I don't know. You think it's better than white sperm? I don't know, maybe. Yeah, I don't think your mic is. Can you put your thing to your mouth? In my mouth.

Okay. So let me read you King Tutt's email who's calling in today. He's 20. The woman he's having sex with is 35. And he I asked, I mean, I'm going to be honest with you, Tommy, I do email these

questions to other people to get their take on it just because I think it's interesting to see what other people say. You know, we'll have my opinion, we'll have your opinion, and then we'll have like my 10 other friend's opinion that I could interject in case I think something, you think something else, you know, maybe we could call my friend Robert Kelly, he's very opinionated. Robert

Kelly, the comedian, he likes to chime in on all these things. So I sent King Tut's email to a lot of people. Is this the one you sent to me? Which one? The Yolo? This is Yolo, right? Totally.

I like Yolo. Let's read Yolo's email to me. You didn't know what Yolo meant, did you? No. Yolo, what is it Yolo again? You only live once. You only live once. I love it.

Okay, so he writes, I'm only 20 years old. I graduated from high school two years ago. A kid I went to high school with is still my friend. This is what's going on. His older brother is separated from his wife, so technically they're still married. She lives two houses down from my friend. with her two kids. Me and his sister-in-law have been having sex in the basement of her house for the past month. I parked my car two blocks away. I walk to her house wearing a black hoodie and I go into her

basement. She gave me the keys. When her kids go to sleep, she comes downstairs into the basement and we go at it. I feel like I'm keeping the brother and this woman from getting back together and destroying a family because of our sexual relationship. I don't know if I should stop having sex with her or if I should just say, if I should just say fuck it and yellow my way into her basement night after night. I love that. I asked him, you know, how old the woman is. She's 35. He's 20, and that's basically all we know.

It seems like she's really using him. We don't know. We don't really know. How long out of it? I mean, you have to, out of context, a lot of things seem pretty simplistic. A lot of, most people that I talk to said, you know, and I was surprised, the guys that I talked to said that they think that he shouldn't be banging her, which I would have thought the guy. Because I was like, you know, he's young. He should do it.

Like, whatever. That's when you're supposed to make mistakes like that or do fun. and things like that. But my guy friends were like, no, he should stop. And I found that very bizarre. I thought the guys would be like high-fiving a 20-year-old for getting some, you know, milth action. Yeah, but what about this?

Stop. And you are, how was he? 25? No, he's only 20. 20. There's plenty ass out there for a 20-year-old. But maybe that's like the fun of it. This is the ass that he wants.

But what happens when they get caught? Excuse me? What happens when they get caught? Maybe they won't get caught. You always get caught. Do you? You always get caught. You've always gotten caught?

I don't think you're loud enough. I can't hear you that way. All right. So turn it up. I can hear me. Keep talking. All right. You always get caught.

It might not be now, tomorrow. You've gotten caught a lot? Exactly. No, Tommy. Let me tell you what Tommy used to do, and I know this for a fact. And I don't know if we're ever going to air the episode about our history. But I know for a fact years ago, Tommy used to have a lot of women in his life. I did.

And you would be having sex with and or dating. I don't know what the hell they thought you were doing with them or what they thought on their version. Your version is, let me explain. Okay. And then you could tell your side of your own story. Let me tell you. The side of my own story. Yes, exactly.

Okay. You would be probably your idea is you're banging like multiple bras at the same time. And they probably all think that they have a chance of being your GF at some point. Or maybe some of them even thought that they were your girlfriend at the time. and you would have the balls, I know for a fact, to invite them all to your birthday party in the same room, in the same bar. The Battle Royal. Yeah, it was the Battle Royale because whoever was the last girl standing

would get to go home with you at the end of the night. I was demented enough to do that. I did that on several birthdays. And you never got caught. So don't tell me that you always get caught. If you thought that you could bring five bitches into a bar that you were banging all of them and they would have no idea, then you don't think that you could just, you always get caught.

That's bullshit. That's an appropriate curse, by the way. No swear to our money? No. All right. Yes. Okay, yes. I do have a check.

You did that, right? Yes. I used to, when I was single and playing, I would do the, I'd call it the Battle Royal. I would invite every girl that I was sleeping with, even X's, to my birthday. Because you were still having sex with them? Yeah, they would be about a dozen or a half of them there. Some of them kind of knew each other, but most of them had no idea. and I would bounce around.

I would get incredibly drunk. So I would just be wasted. And the thing, and then I'd probably black out. And I guess who I woke up next to was the winner. Right, but you wouldn't get any calls or text the next day? Like, why were you with that other girl instead of me?

Like, so you never got, none of these girls had any. And I was like, it was my birthday. I was wasted. Sorry. Right. So you just, oh, right. You obviously knew because you probably wouldn't have done that.

It's not like you didn't care about losing any of these girls. You just obviously were cocky enough to think that you could get away with it. Okay. How it started, though. But let me ask you this first. Did those girls, you say you're just having sex with them? If those girls were here, would they think that they had more than that with you? Maybe because, you know, when I was just dating them or pulling around, when I went out with them, I wouldn't, I would treat them like they were the only one.

We went out to dinner. Everything was about them and spend the night. I wouldn't look at other women or this and that. I just pretended like they were the special lady. So maybe they might have got that idea at the end. Of course they would. That's what every girl wants and then they think that you like them. And you would do that whether you saw a future with them or not, right?

Yeah. That's a yes or no question. No, it's yes. Yes. This is like Judge Judy right now. I know. You're really giving it to me. Just answer the question.

I love Judge Judy. But, you know, and things change. I don't know. What do you mean? No, but I'm happy I did what I did. Okay, but I also know that when you were dating girls, you would sleep with other people and you were a major cheater too. And you never got caught.

No. Right. So what do you mean? Yes. No. You got caught only once with your last girl who you wound up marrying, right? I know. No?

Not really or whatever. She knew you were and she didn't trust you. Like that was an issue. And you have changed a new major leaf over for her. I know that for a fact. So now I can't let her listen to this podcast. That's fine. That's fine.

We'll delete her from. I know how to do shit like that. We will make sure she never hears this podcast. No, no, no, no. I'm not going to hold back because that takes away. Exactly. I did. I got caught, but not really.

It was in no way that I couldn't get myself out of. Right. But it was only her. You never got caught before that. And you cheated a lot. Yeah. I mean, I had other girls show up at my house when I was with somebody. Uh-huh.

But you'd get out of it, right? Yeah. I wouldn't answer the door. I would say it was some crazy lady from down the hallway or something. Exactly. I know. I was at a guy's house and a stripper came to the door. And it was like a doorman building.

Like she bypassed the people by accident. And he said, oh, she must have caught. Like she was here for a party for another day and she came on a wrong day. I mean, like that happened to me in Florida. Oh my goodness. I forgot about it. I was staying at the Gansworth when it first opened. Uh-huh.

And I was down there with somebody. And this girl who I used to mess around. with down in Miami, found out through a friend that I was down there. And he said, oh, yeah, I was with him all day at the pool at the Gansworth. So I was in the room with this girl. Another girl showed up. Well, I passed out. And apparently this girl got through, said, oh, what room is he in?

And he gave the number, whatever, which is so bad. They should have never done that. I don't know why he did. And she physically knocked on the hotel room door. and the other girl answered it. Apparently they had an all-out fight right there, but I was so drunk and passed out. I woke up the next morning.

I'm like, hey, and she was so mean to me. I'm like, what's what your fucking attitude? I'm like, what happened? I didn't do anything. They're like, oh, no, you didn't do anything. You were passed out and some such and such and her name. Oh, my gosh. This is why cheating pits women against each other.

Like you're the wrong one in the situation, and these girls are getting black eyes. Yeah. And you wake up like just with a. slight hangover. That's wrong. I was going to say fucked up, but I'm all allowed to curse. That's wrong.

Well, you just said it, but that's... No, but I just wanted to point out that I'm actually very aware of it, and I'm really doing well, I feel like. I want to pat myself on the back. What am I, I, I don't remember anything about being young. I have one of those tortured childhoods. But one thing I do remember, and this is why I think I curse so much, I remember this. It's just like a vision where I'm underneath the library table in my school, and I had

to be in like kindergarten through fifth grade because it's that school and I'm underneath the table with a friend and I have this feeling like we're like we're just cursing out loud underneath the table and I just have this feeling like I can't wait till I could grow up and like curse like I just loved cursing I don't know what it was and I couldn't wait to have that freedom to curse and I think that's maybe why I overuse it yeah yeah it's really weird I hated being a child did you like being young I loved it you did yeah I couldn't stand it like having to go to You're going to be part of this tribe, which will call like your family a bunch of weirdos and you're stuck in that house and you have to listen to people and you have to do what everyone says and you can't have any say and you can't have sex and you can't like I just want to grow up and be an adult. Well, Kathy's normal and we're all crazy and I actually loved being a child.

I had a great time in high school. Yeah. I didn't. I didn't like it. I love being an adult. There's some people that come looking for me from high school. You know that? For what?

Obviously, you know that I own an LGBT establishment. Lesbian, gay. By transgender. It's actually LGBTQ. Why don't you give a shout out to it so people know? The Ritz. Yeah, the Ritz, calm down. New York City.

Remember, people are going to be listening to this. I'm going to tell you in a second. Who else gave us a shout out in New York Magazine. Perez Hilton hangs out there. Now he just had a baby boy. Yeah, that's great. Uh-huh. Yeah, he adopted.

He lives down the street and he's been coming in because a lot of his friends are drag queens there and he gave a shout out in the article. So thanks, Perez. I had some people from high school. Two minutes to King Ted's calling in. Awesome. Who, you know, were gay guys in high school, kind of thought, I don't know, maybe I gave them a hard time or I was the, you know, football varsity team, you know, with that click. But did you? Is that the truth?

I didn't really give a hard time. Like you were against gay guys? No, not at all. I just didn't roll with that click, you know, that I had. my, you know, they just resented that. So anyway, they walked in, see me at a gay bar. It was like all their dreams came true. Like, I got him, you know?

Motherfucker. And I'm like, listen, I own the place. And they're like, I was like, listen, whatever, whatever, have a drink. Anyway, we became good friends. A couple of these guys that come in all the time. And my bartender's like, they're like, oh, we knew him in high school. Right. You never know.

Yeah. Never know what's going to come back. Yeah, I don't really talk to anyone from my high school except like, you know, the whole Facebook thing. I saw them all. And I feel like they must all think I'm a lesbian or something because you don't really, no, you don't really have anything. I don't really put anything up on my Facebook and they, I always go on vacations, but they

never see me with a guy. And, you know, I'm not married and I don't have any kids. And they all do. I feel like I'm the only one from our grade in New Jersey that, you know, didn't go down that path. And so I think that they probably wonder, you know. Paramus. Paramus. I just have to say that.

Totally. I'm from Paramus. That's. Fantastic. Why? So many malls? Yeah, Paramus Park Mall. Yeah, I worked in the mall.

My favorite mall story is this. I was working in G&G, and I was banging a guy that worked. It's okay. I was banging a guy that worked in just shirts across the hall. But last we could see each other, swear to God. He was really cute. He went to Fairleigh Dickinson University. And every night, he would ask me to help him throw out the garbage.

And you know, anytime I like a guy, I really like him and I'll do whatever he wants, you know. So I'm like, okay, I'll help you throw out the trash. And so we would go out the back door with these big bags of garbage. And he would make me walk the garbage. It was weird, right? Because we wouldn't just put in the trash can right outside, Just Shirts, you know, garbage. We would walk all the way around the mall to the other side and, like, put it in another garbage can. And one day, and that was fine, and I did it with him every night we worked.

And then one day... He was stealing. Yeah. I come to work, and there's cops at Just Shirts, and they call me over. And they wanted... And, yeah, I was... accessory. Totally. I was basically stealing clothes with him. And I had no idea. Oh, he's such a nice guy. He goes to college. No, I was never into nice guys. I think he was probably, I was like, he's a good leg and he's really hot. You know, it was probably more the way my mind was working. But he was basically stealing bags and bags of clothes. And I had no clue. And he got in trouble and got fired. And I guess I don't think I ever saw him again. where the hell's King Tutte?

Yeah, where's King Tut? I don't know. Keep talking. So, yes. This is the thing about this in Craigslist. And I feel like it's going to take a little while before I figure out exactly how to get this all going. Because it's kind of confusing. These people, I want them to remain anonymous. It's important for them to be anonymous.

And so no one wants to give their number out, right? No. Right. So I have to wait for them to call in. And it's like I have to, since this is a call in show, I just have to hope that these people aren't going to be flakely. How do I know? How do I not know?

I don't know. Eventually I'll figure out how to make it all work. This guy, Kingtai, by the way, me and him have emailed back and forth many, many times. Same with the other guy that's going to call in later. So I really feel like he'll be on it. He's literally called me, email me back today. So I don't have a problem. So we'll just talk until he, uh,

until he gets in. Do you think this is a dick-pick guy? Oh, this guy, King Todd, he's a young guy. He's a 20-year-old. You want to ask him? No, I don't want to ask him. I don't want to ask guys that they're dick-pick-guys. Do you want me to?

No. Okay. I'm sure we'll get one of them. You're still on to that topic? No, I thought it was a funny topic. Okay, I'm going to call him now. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly?

and be on the show. Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com, with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Hey, is this King Todd? Yes, it is.

Hey, this is Kathy. You're on the air with me and Tommy, actually. I had emailed you a different number to call, and that other number is not working, so we'll just use this number. Oh, okay. Sorry about that. That's okay. Okay, cool.

So I read Tommy your email, so we're familiar with your quote-unquote problem. Your Yolo. I love the term Yolo. I didn't even know. I didn't know what Yolo meant, actually. I had to explain it to her. She's not with it. Exactly.

Why does it say? Oh, voicemail from you. And so how old is the woman again that you're sleeping with? She's 35. She's 35? And you? You're 20? Yeah, I'm 20, yeah. And how did you meet her?

So she's separated. I have a friend that I went to high school with, and his older brother, his brother's a lot older than. He's only 22, but his brother's like 30. Right. You know, like, this is his brother's, like, wife. They're separated. How long they've been separated for? Probably a good, maybe between six and eight months.

I don't really remember. And how long you've been sleeping with her for? Probably about two and a half months. What was that moment? Like, were you guys just flirting? Like, how did you know she, like, who's the one that made the first movie? Yeah, how did it cross the line? Yeah.

So I guess it was part. I guess it was both of our faults, really. Two to tango I guess like When we would hang out Like I would sometimes flirt And I would sometimes do it like subtly you know

And so like what I ended up getting her number Because she was talking about She had like a dog or something That had puppies And she wanted to get rid of the puppies Nice So I use that as a way to get her number And be like oh

You know I have some friends They're looking for dogs Which was a lie And I was like, I'll ask him around. Give me your number. You can send me some picks, whatever. So, like, from talking about the puppies with her, I went from that just a regular conversation.

And what really kicked it off was she went to a wedding that she was invited to alone. And I guess from, like, being really upset and lonely from the wedding. When she got home, she asked me if I wanted to stop by. And that's really when stuff really kicked off. This is why alcohol rules. That's why it's been, yeah, and you're not even 21. She can buy your beer. It's awesome.

Oh, yeah, he's not even legal. She's 35. But wait, so you guys, would she flirt with you when she was married to that guy, or did the flirting start after she got separated? So she was separated. So, yeah, so she's probably a little hurt, and you know, and you're much younger guy, so this is going to absolutely make her feel better, you know, make her feel pretty.

Yeah, I mean, what it also is is because I'm not in any, like, I don't know, anybody that she knows. I'm like a complete outsider from her circle of everyone that she knows. I'm like a complete outsider. You're safe. You're safe. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, there might be something illicit. Wait, but there might be something illicit to it as well. I mean, you're kind of safe, but you aren't that far removed from her husband. You're her husbands or her ex-husbands or I don't know what you want to call them. You're that husband's friend, brother's friend, right? brother-in-law's friend. She might, it might kind of be revenge, fucking, too.

Like, you just don't, you know, I know that you're separated, but there is a very kind of close connection. Does that guy live in that house, too? Or how far away does the guy live from that house that you travel to and bang her out? My friend actually lives, they bought the house, like, that was two houses down from him. Right.

So where he lives with his mom and his sister, his brother's, you know, I guess you could say, ex-wife or whatever, lives, like, you know, two houses down. Oh, see? And she just lived there by herself with the kids, and then the guy. Right. So, and where is he, how far away is he living?

Because you say you parked down the street, right? I think he's in the same town. Right. I think he's in the same town, but like across town. He's like all the way across town. All right. Right. So there's no chance of getting caught because you parked down the street, right?

I don't know what that black hoodie reference was, but it was hilarious. You were- Yeah, I parked down the street, and I got to walk there with, like, a hoodie on so nobody could see me. walk in the back and go through the back door. You're lucky no one calls the police that you're robbing that place. Are you black or African-American? No, no, I'm a white.

Because if you were and you're wearing that black cuddly and you're going into some house and she looks like she's sleeping and she has kids, they're going to call the cops on you. What nationality are you? What are you going to say if you're an Irish? There you go. So he's a white boy walking into this older Broad's house. So you go down into the basement, right? And you just, do you go like an hour before?

I mean, do you not know? Is she texting you? Like, don't worry, babe, I'll be down in five minutes. Yeah, she'll, like, oh, you know, try to come for, like, you know, whatever time. And so I'll go, like, around that time. And then I just wait downstairs. So I'll just text them and be like, oh, I'm downstairs. And then she just knows them whenever she'll, you know,

she'll just let them keep me updated. Or sometimes she'll figure out a way to get them to stay at my friend's house, two houses down. She'll figure out how to get them. Wait, wait, does your friend? Yeah, I'm sorry. Does your friend know that you're banging her or no? No, he has no idea.

That's why I called up because, yeah, I called up because my whole circle of friends, everybody, we all know each other. I can't, like, ask them for advice because, you know, they're going to, I don't want someone to slip up and say something to him. No, and the good, this is, first of all, I personally, I got advice beyond me and Tommy. Could I call you KT? I just can't say King Ted seriously. So listen up, KT.

KT. It's fine. KT, I put your question out to a lot of my guy friends. And the bad news is I couldn't believe how many of them think that you should stop begging this girl. But I want to say first and foremost that I think this story is kind of hot.

Sometimes like that illicit kind of sexual thing with something that shouldn't be is a hot thing. And that we all, Tommy, you've taken part of it. I've taken part of it. You're only 20. My first reaction was

you know, this kid, he's 20 years old. He's having sex with this older woman that's married for you. It's probably great sex. Right? It's like, you know, like you said, like it's something that you probably shouldn't be doing, which makes it even more fun. Exactly.

And we've, just so you know, we've all been there, done that, and your friends that aren't there yet, they'll be there at some point in their lives. And in a weird way, that's like, that's the fun stuff. Those are the stories you have 10 years that you say, I'd never do that when, you know, when you're 40, you'd be like, oh, I'll never do that. But, you know, you're 20. That's the time in your life personally, I believe, if you're going to do things like that, you can and you can get away with it.

I had sex with my best friend's boyfriend. when I was like 20. That is the most, I can't even believe I'm admitting that on air, okay? It's so horrifying, okay? But I was 20. I would never do that even over 25 I wouldn't have. And it was, I mean, what were you supposed to do? Like, it's like, those are, that's the time to do it.

But I have to tell you that all the other guys, and I couldn't believe that guys were telling me that they think that you shouldn't do that because I think every guy at 20 years old would have loved to be banging as some 35-year-old milk. Is she hot? Yeah, she's blonde, and she's got a pretty nice... She has a good rack? Yeah, she's got a really nice rack, yeah.

So she's got a hot body, she's older, like, that's a thing nowadays. Older women usually don't have very many limits. Right. Is she better in bed than the younger girls you've slept with? Yeah, it's a pretty intense domino effect where I don't think I'm going to, like, see what girls my own age anymore. That's a boy. Tommy was always into older women

I was always an older woman dater Right because she's probably a lot looser Wait could you close one of those windows Tommy I'm crazy Listen to this woman's situation She has what they would call Dial Dick delivery service She calls you up

You go into her basement She just comes downstairs Gets a good going at it And then then you leave I mean that's You don't stay over Right And so that works for you

Right? That's every guy's fantasy. Yeah, I mean, the kids aren't there. They're like down the, you know, down the block. But a lot of times it's like as easy as going there. And as soon as we're done, it's just like, oh, well, you know, let me ask you this. Before the kids worry. Right.

Is it, has it led to any, like, is it just hanging and banging? Or are there a lot of texts going on too and that kind of stuff? Like, is it crossing that line as well where you're becoming very close, like, as friends and emotionally? Or is it just purely, you hang, you bang, and you leave? and then you don't text her until you go over her house? No, well... Do you think she has feelings for,

like, do you think that you could ever wind up having feelings for her or her have feelings for you or just strictly a sexual thing? Talk about it, but realistically, it would have to stay, like, sexual because how am I supposed to come out of the blue and just be like, hey, I'm kind of dating your brother's ex-wife now, man?

You know what I mean? So, but you say you guys have talked about it. How have those conversations come up? Um, I guess it was kind of like, uh, after sex. It was after the fact that we actually did it. And it was like, so what, so what's, uh, going to happen with us? And I was just like, I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

She's like, what's supposed to happen here? And I was like, I don't know. She doesn't know either. She doesn't know. And she's got, like I said before, she's got a perfect situation. She texts you, you come over and there's no, you know what I mean? There's no worry on her end. But what do you think to, I mean, all, like I said, KT, all my guy friends were saying that they think it's wrong.

And what one of my good friends said, Robert Kelly, he's actually a very hilarious famous comedian. If he's ever in New Jersey, you should go check him out. I asked him, because he's got a really well-respected podcast out there. And he's going to come on the show sometimes and give people's advice. I should really call him up. I think we're going to call him up after we get off. And when you listen to the show, you'll be able to hear his rant. And his reason for why, because I told him why I think he should do it, because I gave him that same.

same analogy I gave before. He's 20. That's when you do those things. We all have done those things when we're younger and that's when you have fun. You could be do the right thing guy when you're 35 and over, okay? And that's when life is not so fun anymore. But in your 20s, you're supposed to fuck up and do things and have fun. So, but his thing was like Kathy, if he's emailing you and he's actually stating that he

feels like he could be keeping the relationship, then he knows it's wrong. And when you know something's wrong and you're doing it, there's a difference. but and the truth is like when we were doing things when we were young what he was saying is you know you just don't know and you're just doing it and it's just fun do you feel guilty about it because the reason why they're not even together right now we would high five you if you were here I'm high-fiving you right now but listen wait what is he when we finish what you were just about to say sorry Tommy he uh the they're not together anymore because um he was cheating on her exactly exactly that's right see this is why out of stories out of context you don't know so he cheated on her

numerous times with her best friend. Like what was the scenario with that? Do you know? No, it was worse. It was the first time it was their babysitter. Oh my God. She's totally revenge.

What's her phone number? This is, she is totally getting him back right here. Yeah, but you know what? No, wait. So first one was the babysitter. There was more? There were more?

Yeah, he's like a, he's in law enforcement. So it was like a secretary. Is he a cop? Yeah. a cop. Cops always cheat. They're cheaters.

So go on. So, yeah, the second one was a secretary at his job and he got caught by the captain. But how did she find out? They told on him? Yeah, yeah. That's kind of weird. That's weird.

It was a really big deal because she was also married. So, like, her husband found out and he wanted to divorce her. And then because that happened like everybody started talking oh why you're getting divorced and the whole story came up with how they got caught and then she caught wind of it oh shit so she's never going to be able to go back yeah that's never happening again and you know what i'm going to totally jump on the

side of yolo and say listen just fucking keep on banging this lady have a good time because you know what's going to happen i'm not worried about him catching feelings for her or developing some kind of pipe dream relationship with an older woman. What's going to happen is you're going to keep on banging this woman. You're going to have a great-ass time. And then you know what? You're going to meet somebody else. You're closer to your head.

Yeah, not even. Maybe even older. Who cares? But you're going to meet somebody else. And then what's going to happen is her ass isn't going to seem so good anymore. It's going to slow down a little away. And then like you're supposed to do in your 20s, just keep Pogo sticking from one to the next. That's it.

do you what a king that's my that's my that's my that's my I agree I agree too and that could happen are you like a ladies man are you a player I mean before you started banging this girl did you have like girls have you ever had a girlfriend uh yeah I've had a girlfriend but I'm not with her anymore and I've actually been I was single for like I don't know almost a year now and then uh and then this this came up but like when you're single are you are you when you're single are you the type of guy that loves it and you're out with different women every night are you more like relationship guy or a one woman guy. I mean, I think there's all kinds of guys that exist.

Like, what's your style? Are you more a player? Do you like a one woman guy? When I did, yeah, when I got out of the relationship, now it's like I'm kind of just trying to have some fun and just messing around with different girls. As you should. Yes. Yeah, so eventually, like, I'll, like, you know, say, okay, maybe I'll, I'll try to find

someone to date now, you know? How long, okay, how long did you date your girlfriend? I was with her for a half years. Were you faithful? I'm sorry? Were you faithful to her? You could be honest. Remember, this is King Tut.

I was except when I went to Cancun. Yeah, everything happens in Cancun. It's the vacation rule thing. I've heard that before. Listen, I believe if you're going to cheat, that's where you should do. There is a great article. Once we get this podcast up on the air, I'll put stuff on Facebook. book and Twitter. There was a great article on

Esquire magazine that one man wrote about why men cheat and the first line was why men cheat it's because we can. And then he explained his rules on cheating and one of his rules was that like he, you know, he would never do it in like the tri-state area. He does it like on vacation and I think that's the most if you're going to cheat, that's the most respectable way.

I mean even though it's terrible and I'm a woman and I don't like when people cheat on me but at least have respect for the woman and do it in another country. Don't do it with her friends or like this woman, this poor girl that you're sleeping with now her husband's screwing the bait i mean it's so that's that kind of cheating is it's like he obviously has no respect for women or maybe he hates women i don't know because it's terrible and i mean does she have any plans to go back to him what is she to say to you

uh you mean about him yeah no like is she going to go back with him or want to give it another shot or does he want her back is he begging it seems like uh before we got like this before i was even talking to her at all in this way It seemed like they were, but I guess maybe that's because I was on the outside looking in, and it seemed like they were going to try to work it out. But now that I'm, like, behind the curtain and everything. Brother, you're up the dressing in the curtain. You're between the curtains.

Yeah, between the sheets. No, they're beef curtains. Sorry. I think, like, I think in public, you know, she was trying to make it seem like that she was, like, for just, you know, trying to make it work for the kids or whatever. But really, like, in reality, I don't think she really wanted to get back for him at all. Yeah, because how is she ever going to trust? I feel sorry for her.

I mean, they always do that, you know, for the kids, for the kids, and I get it, you know, you want to keep up appearances. But you're banging the babysitter, then the secretary at work. You can't be trusted. No, she'll go mental. I once dated a guy who cheated on me. No, or you just fucked younger guys in your basement. No, but I had a guy that cheated on me, and I found out, and I stayed with him. and I turned into like the biggest psychopath like snooper stalker like I could I went mental like it's

just you go so mental because you it's so it's so hard to build that trust maybe if you have maybe if you have um uh kids it's a different story it's hard to we don't really she's not calling in we don't care about her like her problem if that's not our problem the problem is your problem and the consensus here by me and Tommy is we say do it what is your reservation like what is you if you're if you don't feel guilty about it what's the confliction for you that like uh you know like you i'm always loyal you know what i mean like i'm always oh you're afraid about your friend finding out what you're doing yeah i'm afraid to him either finding out or uh you know and then you know because i don't want to like do more because it's not like um i'm i'm not hurting him

directly but i feel like indirectly he would be upset about it and then you know what i mean I don't want to, I don't know. Right. Is he loyal to his brother? Like, does he feel sorry for her? Or is he more on his brother's side of the story for this, in their divorce? Everything. Right.

But, I mean, you know, it's still his brother. Yeah, I know. But, you know, I say, you know, don't advertise it. But keep doing what you're doing. Have fun. Use it for what it's worth. And, uh... Yeah, and I agree.

And if you get caught, you say that was the first time. Yeah, and like I said, we all have stories when we were your age, KT, where we got busted doing not so great things and we felt like a terrible person. And the worst thing that happens after that, like, after I did that thing with my friend's boyfriend, I had like these dreams, I kept dreaming that I was out in public and I was naked. And she stopped. And that was like just the humiliation. And that's all that's all I had. That's all that happened. And then after I had a couple of those dreams and I felt really bad, I got over it.

We never talked again and I lost my friend. But she was like the biggest cunt anyway. So it didn't really matter. And that was like the consequence. And you learn. And that's how you learn in life. So my free-spirited nature says, like, just keep doing it. And even if you get caught, it'll just be one of those life lessons.

And that's when you learn life lessons when you're young. Yeah. But I have to tell you that some of my other guy friends who I really respect their opinions said absolutely not. You should absolutely stop. And they had good reasons. Like, it's mostly because if you do get caught and all the consequences, is actually the opposite of what I'm saying.

They would say I'm totally wrong. But he didn't wreck the family. The husband's the one who wrecked the family. Right, but I think the problem isn't about that. I think if she was a stranger and he didn't know the brother, he wouldn't give a shit, right? If you were banging a woman that's 35 years old and you and it was a, and your friend wasn't involved in the situation, would you be calling in with this question? No, right?

Oh, they, yeah, I wouldn't give a fuck. Exactly. So Tommy, the problem isn't about her relationship. He feels like it. The problem is he doesn't want his friend. It's his loyalty is to his friend So that's all he cares about And that's why it's

That's where you could lose a friendship I didn't care about losing my friend Because she slept with so many of my boyfriend She was a total bitch Like so if this is a good friend of yours You might because guy friends Are gonna last a lot like longer than girls that you bang That friendship might be more important to you

Wait till it progresses But you know Two simple things Wear a condom and keep your mouth shut that's it well that's what he's doing now but he knows that Tommy yeah

you know I think if you if it's about the friend you might have to stop all right well listen what Tommy said and just you know like you said I think after a while it'll probably just

die down on its own and I totally would Tommy just made me high five him okay I'm gonna what we do with callers we just started this podcast and we're going to start airing them and I'll definitely let you know when they go up and then we're going to do

where are they now, show like every couple of weeks, so where we check in with everybody and get the thing. And no offense to you, but like it would be so great if he got caught down the line and we had him on the call because it would just be like a fascinating story. But I don't, I hope that happens for the podcast, but I hope that doesn't happen to you because you just sound really sweet and I like you. And I think you're a do the right thing kind of guy and you're just having great sex and I'd high five you and I feel sorry for you at the same time. But we will call you back. I have a, I booked a bunch of calls today. So this is all the time that we have, but we're going to call you back in a couple of weeks when we have our show.

We'll check on you. But also, if something major changes in this situation before that, do me a favor and email me and we'll have you back on. Yeah, sounds good. Okay. Thanks, King Tut. Yeah, thanks a lot. All right. Bye. Bye. Bye. Okay, I loved him. Do you board of him after a while? No, I didn't. I loved him. You were like him. like telling me to wrap it up, right? You know, my problem is I could talk to people really long. Yeah, I'm glad that you're doing that for me. But we want to keep it fresh.

And you know what? I don't want to say, I don't want to come across as like the guy who's out like, yeah, cheat or do it. But you know what? He's 20 years old. He didn't ruin that situation. The husband ruined that situation by screwing the babysitter. I know, but what you don't understand. God knows how old the babysitter is.

Well, you don't understand Tommy. I know. His confliction was not about the friend, the husband. He doesn't give a shit about the husband. It was the friend. But in his defense, like if he does get caught or confronted by the friend, he can come on and say, listen. Tommy, only a scumbag like you could get away with that story. If you could try and spin that away.

Because you used to invite 15 girls that you were dating to a party at the same time and you didn't give a shit if they knew. Only a scumbag would do that, okay? Japanese fighting fish. The one last fish in the ball is the winner. You were a scumbag, okay? But I love you anyway. So, but listen, okay, you, you have to understand that I know you. I know your slickster ways.

You're a little slimy sometimes. And you would have, like you said, when girls come to the door, you have your story and you always have a story. And that's like your thing. Maybe this guy's not that way that he could spin in some way that his friend knows he's lying because it's bullshit. There's nothing you could say except the truth. Like, you know what, buddy, sorry. She was a good lay. I couldn't help myself.

I'm sorry. Yeah. Okay? Or you could be a scumbag and try to make excuses for it. Like, you know? He's not like a spin doctor or anything. He's not. So he's worried he's going to lose his friend.

Yeah, which is cool. Yeah, that's what I find cute about him. I think that bitch is going to start liking him. Like, why did she already bring up the conversation? Where is this going? That's what I don't understand. He's 20. You can't go out in public, a 35-year-old with a 20-year-old.

I think that could just never leave the basement. Do you like my term? Well. Dial-D-D-D-Servis? Dial-D-D-D-S. She calls him. She calls him. He comes in.

She just walks down into her basement. Yeah. That's a... It's a win-win situation for him. At 20 years old, that would have been an awesome situation at 20. Listen, I believe in both of their lives right now. It's exactly what the doctor ordered. Yeah.

What happens down the line, whatever. If you live a life, like I don't... I never lived a life that wasn't without consequences and I did. I lived my life messy. And I believe in that. I have some friends that always did the right thing and whatever. And they have no stories, which to me is just, boring. Like, what are you going to tell your grandchildren when you're, like,

sat 90? You know, but also, I think that's how you learn. You learn by making mistakes and fucking up, and when you're young, you have to just, like, live life. Stories and scars. Exactly. I got them. You got them. I have a whole book about him. That's a whole other story. Okay, so we'll get to do, I definitely, like, I don't know, my problem is I love people that,

like, I'm, like, still, I would have talked to him for, like, an hour, and I'm dying to know what happens to him. And I feel sad to, like, get close to these people on a call and then cut them off. But that's why you're here. And so, So we'll check in with him in a little bit. Let's take a break and then get the next caller. Yeah, we could wrap up this podcast.

Yeah, let's wrap up. Put a bow on it. Yeah. So this is our second podcast. I liked it. It was a good call. And just so you know on our next podcast, we have, is it Kaiser Soze? Let me see if Kaiser Soze is calling it next.

Oh, no, this is a guy that's calling in. I don't know. No, I'll read you. This, yeah, he's a BS. He's a whatever. I'll read you his email. BD. No.

calling in for our next podcast. His name is P-W-R-Man. I don't know what that means. And his question is this. I've entered into the B-D-S-M scene as a dom. I've always had the traits and have recently acted on it, and I've now trained two subs.

Both have moved on, and I'd like to know the best places and ways to meet new prospective subs. P-W-R Power Man. Power Man. Oh my God, you're so right. Genius. Am I? No, maybe you're not a genius.

Maybe I'm just really stupid. Because was that obvious? You just say the nicest things to me all the time. Right. No, because he's Dom Power Man. Oh, my God, you're so right. 96.71. You think that's something to do?

He was born in 71. 9671. Yeah, 9-6. I bet you he's born on September 6, 1971. That's what I think 9-6 is. So, anyway. So he's calling in. I don't have any clue about that thing.

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