Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 004 - Keyser Soze Loves Going Down on Women

Episode Date: January 5, 2014

Keyser Soze has a fetish. He only wants to go down on women and he calls in looking for places, other than the swing clubs he's been attending, where he can meet a woman who would be into it. Is that really the whole story or is there something else going on? Listen in to find out what's underneath his oral fetish.   **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. Craigslist is definitely the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.

Does your friend know that you're banging her? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your reflect lie. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whips and check. Here are your hosts, Kathy Kane and Tommy. Hello. Hello.

Hello. I just turned on. Oh, we're on? Yeah. Hi, how are you? Hey, what's up? Do you want some of my protein shake? No.

Why not? I don't know. Oh, my God, it's so delicious. Does it have all your vitamins? It does. It's actually not just a protein shake. It's like a meal replacement shake. Raw meal.

It's called gluten-free, vegan-free. I like that. Or not vegan-free, just vegan. How do you be vegan-free? Have some meat. Have a big, bad steak. I didn't eat steak. Beef, Parachia.

I didn't eat red meat actually once for like seven years. And then I went to that Chirascaria place and I lost my virginity to like every kind of dead animal there was. And it was the delicious. It's a carnivores palace. It was. It was really good. And I've been eating red meat ever since. And I love it.

There's nothing like a big fat steak. I think women needed it. It's really good for them. Isn't that iron? You need iron, right? There you go. Totally. So today we have a caller from Craigslist.

We might call the podcast. We still don't have a name for it. Yeah. Calls from Craigslist? Calls from Craigslist. What about fake names, real problems? What do you think about that? Fake names, real situations.

Oh. Because they're not really problems. Some of them aren't problems. You're right. No. Oh, say that again. Fake names, real situations? Yeah.

Or what about anonymous, strictly anonymous? Okay. Are you just going to yes me? No. Okay, so we have a guy calling in called Kaiser Soze. And I don't know. you know that this is so much a question it's about

oral sex I need to find his email hold on Tommy was actually on time today I know what the hell is it going on I don't know I'm trying to be punctual you should be trying is a negative word you just are punctual that's how it is

right when people say like I'm trying to do something it means like you think that you can't maybe I don't know I just don't like that word I don't like to think into things so much I showed up Well, then why the hell are you my co-host? Okay, this is a show about thinking and analyzing and everything. Okay, so shut the hell up.

Don't act like I'm, don't make me feel bad for thinking. That's the finger. Stop giving me the finger. I'm not allowed to curse. She can't curse, so she gives me the finger all day. Okay, so Kaiser Soze, here's his email. He's from Kansas City. And it's so interesting that, you know, because I didn't put my ads on Craigslist on Kansas.

So guys in Kansas are looking in New York. My theory with that is. I think if, you know, you go on Craigslist, I think everybody has that impression of New York. Mm-hmm. So they're like, all right, I'm going to go on New York's Craigslist because that's where all the crazies are, or that's where the most stuff happens. And they're probably right. You never know. Yeah, you don't.

It's a real fuck-ups in Kansas City. Well, I'm going to start, no, but I'm going to start putting ads on different Craigslist places. I did try New Jersey and I got nothing. So I do think that there is something about the bigger cities and especially New York that you, You get more people that are open to doing things and stuff, but more of a concentration of those kind of people. So you do probably get more action. So this poor guy in Kansas can't reach out to anyone to get a little SEX.

So he emailed us and it says, 32-year-old male, I love giving women oral pleasure. It's one of my fetish. It's my fetish. It's all I think about when I look at women. Question, how can I approach this topic with women and offer them my oral services without coming across like a proverb? I don't know how that's a question.

Well, I don't know. Let's ask him. Yeah, I don't want to comment. I want to. Well, we don't want to like ask him questions and he's not even here, right? Because I have a question. I don't even know what he means. Like, does he just want to go up to a girl and be, I'm calling him now?

And be like, do you want to, can I go down on you? Like, I don't. It's like a girl coming up to me and ask me if she wants, if I can blow you. I'd be like, oh, yeah. Well, that would be good, right? Yeah. Like if a girl had that problem? If I wasn't married, yeah.

By the way, I post in places where girls could answer and they just, they never are. They do. They don't. I think the no girl needs to go on Craigslist, and they're never going to email me. Anyway, his phone's ringing. So we'll be right back with Kaiser Soze. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show?

Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous podcast, at Gmail. mail.com with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Hello. Kaiser Soze. I love that name. We had King Tut call the other day. I love the anonymous names that people use. That's great. How are you today? Not too bad. Not too bad. What time is it in your time zone? Because you're in Kansas, right? How far back behind are you? you? I think we're about an hour behind. It's about five o'clock right now. We were just talking about because I've only put ads in New York and then I tried to put some ads in New Jersey and I got nobody answering me.

And I was wondering, you know, how you found my ad because you're obviously in Kansas and you're like, you know, looking around New York. And Tommy was saying he thinks that people go to Craigslist. If they're looking for stuff as a solicit more like a big city like New York because they think that, you know, you're thinking you're in Kansas. Maybe you're going to find more people that are open-minded in New York. Like how, why are you, like, living in Kansas but Googling Craigslist, New York? It was just browsing Craigslist, and then I was like, I've always wanted to visit New York, and I've met a lot of people along my way from New York and said, I should visit it, so I just see New York and see what was going on. Cool.

How old are you, Kaiser? Kaiser, how old are you? I just turned 32. 32. So your thing is, okay, your thing is you like to have oral sex, right? Like, what's your problem or your issue? because we had a question about what, we were sort of confused by your email,

so why don't you reiterate what kind of advice you're looking for from us? You know, sometimes you don't want to go, not really looking for the whole sexual activity or something like that. Sometimes you just want a nice set of sign of us, you know, just. Meaning like you just, you don't want to have sex. And let me ask you this when you say you don't want a lot of it.

Do you like just want to give her oral pleasure and you don't even want a blowjob or anything? Yeah, I just want to give her oral sex. And I see it's sometimes it's all I'm really craving. Yeah, that is a fetish. I believe because I was going to say, at first I was going to say, why is that a fetish? Because like, isn't it most guys want to go down on girls? It's not like that's kind of just a normal thing.

But I think it is a fetish when a guy just wants to go down on a girl. It's almost like a submissive thing because it's like you don't want her to do anything. And you get hard when you're doing this, right? Yes. Right. But you don't, how do you pleasure yourself afterwards? Do you ever let yourself come or you don't? Sometimes I do while I'm pleasuring her

and sometimes after, it's something to enjoy after. When you're right. Her thighs on my face. But you don't want to let you want to use that later? Yeah, most of the time it's for later. I get more pleasure out of giving her pleasure, so that's a big turn on for me. Right, but the fact that you don't let yourself sort of give you that pleasure,

like the pleasure is her pleasure, and you don't let her give you. Because if you say you're getting yourself off while you're doing it, and it's not like you let her touch you, right? No, not all the time. Sometimes I just really want, I prefer to do it myself. I just really want women. Yeah, I find that interesting.

It's a very specific thing because it really is about, like it's deeper than just the sexual act because he's not even orgasm. Well, I mean, like he said before, there's things that he does like. He likes the feel of her thighs on his face. Right, but he's going to use that. For later. Yeah, for the highlights real. But, no, I'm interested in that.

I mean, and how do you, are these, do you meet people? Like, how do you engage this? Well, that's what his question is, is how should he engage people? Oh, how should you? Yeah, do you have a girlfriend? No, I do not. I have been single for a few years now. Right.

And before that, were you married or were you dating? I was dating. So what's your longest relationship? Three years. Three years. in that situation, did you do a lot of this? I'll just give you oral sex kind of like to. Not as much as I wanted to.

Why not? She didn't want that? She wasn't always fresh in that area because most of the time, my favorite time to do it was most of that when she was, she'd be in a deep sleep. So I'd like to creep under the sheets and work my way in there and enjoy it from there and she didn't always like that, so I didn't get to enjoy it as much.

Oh, man. You know, there's probably like, there's going to be a lot of women that listen to this that are going to be like, I want this guy's phone number. I know. I know. I always find it bizarre when you find it. That's a little bit odd. But maybe she was with it.

Maybe if she was on this call and we had her on. You know, after three years of it, maybe she was just like a, like, maybe you had just gone down on her before you went to sleep and now it's 3 o'clock in the morning. And maybe it was just like been there done that. I don't know. I could be married for 20 years. And if I, while I was sleeping, got woke up with a blow job. That would be nice.

Yeah, you're right. But guys and girls are different. So what about for you? But so for you, like how in the past have you approached women with us and how have they reacted to it? Are they like great? I don't have to do any work. Like go to town and see you later? Or are they a little weirded out?

Like why don't you want me to do anything to you? The first time I tried using it a couple of times just approaching a woman having a decent conversation and worked my way to that saying that you're a very attractive woman. But the only thing I would really like to do is just give you oral pleasure and it is. Oh, I love that. And you do this. I love this situation. Hold on. I asked for nothing in return.

I said, you're just a very attractive woman. And I, you have lovely legs in my face. And she said, no, thank you. And I was like, okay. Okay. Let's take me through that scenario, though. Like, is this happening in a bar? Or is this happening through a Craigslist ad?

Like, there's a very big difference. It was in a bar. Okay. So when you were in a bar, like, that's probably not a, like, you're probably going to get a lot of nose in the bar. I mean, did any girl ever say yes? Actually, not out in public. I started attending swinger parties to...

There you go. Right. Right. Totally. Sorry. And so you would do the swinger parties, and then you'd find people that were more open to it. Oh, yeah.

I mean, everybody's there for adult entertainment. It was a lot more open to walk up to an attractive woman or her husband and ask her husband, sir, do you mind the fight? Just go down on your girl. Or do you play with your wife or your girlfriend? and sometimes they say yes, sometimes they say no. But, I mean, 95% of the time she's like, sure, if I don't have to do nothing in return,

why not? Absolutely. What a situation. That's a great situation. Yeah, exactly. But so where do you have a problem? Like, where is there a problem where people think you're a part? Like, are you trying to figure out a way to do this mainstream?

Because, I mean, attending swinger parties strictly for that is just out of my way. Sometimes the type of woman I'm looking for doesn't attend those type of parties. Is there any other for play besides? that foreplay, like, do you make out with her? Is there anything? Or do you just strictly want, like, are all the clothes off or all your clothes off? Are you fully dressed or her pants? Like, I need to know how you specifically like it.

It really doesn't matter to me. I mean, she doesn't have to take off on her clothes. I don't need to be naked because, I mean, all I need is my tongue. I mean. Right. Right, totally. But are you, but do you fool around with her a little bit before you go to first base, second base, third base, and then, you know, how do you get her?

Oh, sure. I mean, of course, you have to. make out and Okay. So it's not strictly. It's not, I mean, it would be nice if I could meet a woman who would be agreeable to just say, sure, we can go back to my place and just get straight to it. I mean, that would be ideal perfect for me because that's exactly all I want.

I'll finish when you're ready to tell me I'm done, let me know. I'll wash my face and I'll leave. Have you ever tried putting an ad online saying specifically that? Just once. And I got more responses from gay men than women. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I don't think women. I think women are afraid about stuff with stuff like that.

But let me ask you this question. Now, the women that you're attracted to, younger, older, your age, skinny, heavy set. Anything goes? What's the deal? Beef curtains? Yeah, what do you, what do you prefer? I prefer much older women than myself, mature women, 40s, 50s. That should.

But I don't, I don't discriminate. Of course, but I just prefer much more mature women. Yeah, but I would assume that. And I prefer thicker thighs. Yeah, so a BBW woman? Excuse me? Like a heavy, like a heavyset woman. But I would assume that.

Not so much as a heavyset woman. Thick thighs. Yeah, just thicker thighs. Now, I would think that older women, you know, cougars, let's say, that would be the ideal situation. I mean, I thought, you know, you'd have a never-ending supply of thighs and box. Yeah, I've had my first share of a few cougars before, and yeah, it didn't quite work out as I thought it would, but yeah. But what's the problem, though? Is this something that you want to do every single time?

Do you eventually like to... A majority of the time. Nine times out of ten, I kind of prefer just giving a woman oral pleasure rather than just sex. Right. So do you ever have sex? I do just not as often as I used to. In my younger years, I was pretty promiscuous, and I guess a lot of that's kind of burned out, and I'm more into...

You're just going through a phase? How long has this been, like, a thing for you, and you've been kind of off, like, penetration? Actually, since I've been single, from the moment I've been single, it's been a pretty huge fetish, so I say for good... Did you bang your girlfriend a lot? Like, did you guys have regular sex and stuff a lot in that relationship?

Yeah, I have a five times a day. Right, so you had a lot of regular sex, and you just got kind of bored of it? Five times a day, I think I said, yes. It wasn't that. It was just, I mean, my presences in sex just weren't being met, because, like I said, I prefer to give a lot of oral pleasure, and she didn't care for it as much.

Right, but what about your pleasure? Do you enjoy getting pleasureed by women? Oh, yeah. Right. So with these other women, you like to go down on them, and every now and then you like for them to go down on you, too? Oh, yeah. So maybe.

I mean, I don't really indulge in oral sex on myself as much. Women giving me oral sex really isn't that big of a return on. It's not. Maybe it's maybe his wording on the ads that you're putting out there. No, I don't think a lot of women go to Craigslist. I think a lot of guys do that. I don't think women, most women, can get late if they wanted to. I'm a girl.

Like, you know, it's very easy for women to find men to have sex with. They don't have to go online like men do. What about the new apps like, believe? lender or something like that. No, he's got a kind of just staying in mainstream. He's not going to get. No, but you can put this into your profile. Like, this is what I like or this is what I'm doing to.

Oh, you know what's actually really good is Nerve. Do you know Nerve.com? I've never heard of it. Nerve.com is like a kind of a hipster alternative. It was a newspaper here, but it's like a website. And it was a magazine, but it's also a website. And they have personals. And they're personals.

You know, and they come, they're like all over the country, I think. And they're personal as they have a, they're very alternative. So you could totally go on nerve. It's very cool. And it's not like seedy like Craigslist, right? Like the people, I know plenty of guys and girls are going nerve and they'll pimp themselves out as just looking for those NSA, no strings attached, I just want to have sex with your relationships.

And you can meet other people that are into that that are like hipsters or like, do not seedy, creepy, they're going to rape you and kill you in a hotel, Craigslist people. Don't, but yeah, but don't all the online services allow you to build a profile? Yes, but you're not going to find that on Match.com, Tommy. But on Nerve, there is a section that you just want sex and he could put that specific thing in there. But there's so many, like plenty of fish, like I said, Blender. Right, but Nerve is specifically people that are looking for just sex that are more alternative, that are more open-minded. You know Burning Man people?

Okay. Those kind of people. They're on nerve. They're more, he's not looking for creepy creepsters, right? Like that's the problem. Craigslist, you're not going to. What girl's going on there? She's not going to get raped or killed.

Like I would never go on Craigslist looking to hook up. But if I want a no strings attached relationship, I'd go on nerves. That's where I would go. I have to ask this question. Not about where you're meeting the girl and whatever. So you met the girl and everything like that. Have you ever gone down on someone and it's just smelt so bad? Obviously not.

Then you, do you like that? Good question. I don't know. Kaiser? Actually, I have been very lucky that none of the women I've given pleasure to have had hygiene problems. That's been a good thing for me. I just find it's so odd that you're really into this because it's kind of specific. Well, he hasn't gotten a bad piece of fish yet.

No, I don't think, no, I think that time. There's no texting when you're on the call, okay? Put that down. I think that it must be that, I don't know, it's like something, it's like a thing. Like, you know, like before you're really, before you're. relationship were you this kind of oral sex guy too or is this a new thing? No, before this and my relationship I was really into just like most young guys really wanting to have sex, but for play I was really into.

My biggest thing was making sure she was satisfied before I was, but it was more sex. I thought I really wanted was sex. Right. Whatever it took to have sex is what I was going to do. But you would let yourself get pleasured in those back in those days or you were interiors. And now it's just more of a turn on for you to maybe use those thoughts later on with yourself than have her finish the job? Yeah. Interesting.

Do you find that interesting? I'm not a man, Tommy, so you are like, do you understand it? I find it interesting. No, but do you understand it? I understand it, actually. I do understand it. What's the motive? I don't know.

I mean, I'm, I think it's good. Because we get like most guys browse through, you know, playboys or hustlers, blow the with their strength bang for later. Right. I mean, for this way, it's kind of a double, you know, a double checker for me. I mean, I get the pleasure her, something for later. I know, but there's... Maybe we can make this a scheduled thing and do this more often.

Right, but I think that I'm just trying to look into this. Like, I think that there's something else that's like a little bit odd about it, that it's like, makes it, like, unintimate. Like, the fact that it's a little extreme in that you would rather get yourself off later, there's, like, some sort of disconnect. Maybe it's like a fear of being close to women or not wanting to be intimate. There's something more to it than just sex because it's a little bit odd for a man not to want, like that you have these strict, like, boundaries or you want to pleasure yourself.

I feel like there's something there, like an issue, maybe an intimacy issue. You know, like giving up the control to another woman. I don't know what happened. How did your relationship end with that woman? Not on good terms. I actually, I had orders and shipped out. came back from our first tour in Kuwait and she was gone with all my stuff.

Oh shit. You went away to, you know, serve our country and you came back and she took your shit and left? Yeah, I came back a year later and her and all my stuff was gone. Oh, what a bitch. Wait, did you have any clue? Was she emailing you and stuff? Like, everything was fine?

Or did she let you know? Yeah, I'd email, like, as often as I could a couple times out of the month. And, I mean, I let her know when I was coming back and told her I'd be back soon. and can't wait to see her. And she was all cold with that? My last month, before we got back, I didn't get any email. I just figured maybe things have been busy crazy at home,

so she hasn't had a chance to get back to me. Yeah, so you were devastated? I went through a hard time for about a good year and a half. I think, I swear to you, I'm no psychologist. But I think there's something with you and getting close with women and the sex thing. Maybe he wanted to stay a little bit further away. Yeah, there's something on in there's something I know a couple guys. I know a very notorious sex addicted famous person who is very vocal about what he does.

And he tells me about his little escapades and he has had situations where he only wants to please the woman and he wants her to do nothing. And I'm always curious like what's that about? Because I think that there's something more psychological to it than just physical. I know physical is attached to it, but psychological. he's getting himself turned on by not letting her pleasure him and only doing to her. And he's, you know, and he has, there's reasons for it. I think psychological reasons. And this guy has like intimacy and commitment issues.

And I think maybe you could have some of those underlying things because of how, you know, shafted you were by this girl. It totally took you by surprise. It could be totally subconscious, but it's coming out in this weird way that you have. And it is going to be hard for you to find a relationship with a girl. girl that's going to want this and it's a very small way to live sexually that any woman even if she's really into oral sex and i'd be like yay like just go down on me after a while you're going to get bored it's like any even if a guy like you even you just want more than a blow job like right

no yeah of course i mean she's going to want some penetration when you're going to have to move beyond it i feel like you should try to move beyond it for now i think you could you need to go on nerve.com and put an ad and really be specific about what you want When you were overseas, did you hook up with anyone over there? Oh, God, no. Now, there was nothing, right? It's bad enough. You have to worry about catching stuff stateside, let alone catching something over there that they don't even have a name for, let alone the cure.

Were you in love with your girl? He almost got married. You almost got married. You were supposed to get married when you came back? Yeah. Yeah, I think it. I hate that girl. I feel sad for him. I think that this little thing that you have with oral sex and this little thing, I think you don't realize it, but you're actually denying yourself like that you could be having more pleasure and have a much bigger, better sex life like you had before you were with that girl and she fucked with your head and then devastated you and had all those weirdo problems. You know, and you're not really fulfilling all of your desires anymore and you have this intense need to satisfy somebody else and then you get off and you do your thing and you're just very alone. And I think, you know, you could find a girl.

eventually that would be into it, but eventually you probably want to work yourself back to being a guy that wants to get off on all different things. No? Kaiser? Hello? I think he hung up on. No, he's still on.

I see his thing. Are you there? Oh, sorry. Maybe he's texting. Are you online, Kaiser? There you go. There we think I was cutting out. No worries.

Are you coming out? currently seeing somebody right now, like, you know, having a relationship with someone with that type of relationship that you're into? No, I have been attending swinger parties and I haven't been there in a couple of weeks. Did you hear anything I just said? Yes, I did. And they sound like awesome ideas. I will be checking out nerve.com. Yeah, no, but did you hear the whole thing? Was it offensive to you what I said about like sort of having like issues, maybe not being afraid of intimacy? Yes. Yeah. And it sounds very interesting that it's, possibly that you are onto something there.

Right. I just didn't know if maybe that's why you pretended that the call got cut off because you don't want to go there. But it's just, I just want to plant that seat because maybe you should talk to someone about it because I think that you're probably those swing your part. And you're not even really that into them. Like I just feel bad for you.

I wish you could like, you know, get beyond it kind of. Because it doesn't seem like you seem lonely. Yeah. I feel that for me. And I think that that sucks. And it's like, what you're looking for is so specific and it's so niche. And I think it exists. And I think if you come to New York and I think that's a good place to look, you could find anybody.

There's somebody for everybody. There really is. But I think for you, forget about that. Your goal should eventually be to fix this problem because I think it's a problem, especially because you were always into getting laid and you were always very normal and you had this great relationship and you served the country. and you know you were in love with this woman you were going to get married. I mean, you seemed totally healthy and normal. I don't know.

And then now he's got this weirdo thing and he's not even satisfied. I have to disagree with you. He just admitted it before. I don't think it's weird. I think it's a fetish that he's involved, that he likes. And you know what? Go with it and see where it takes you. Tommy, he didn't, I didn't say weird.

I said it's an issue and he actually admitted that that could be the thing. Could be. But I just think you should ride it out, you know? You never know where it might take you. He is riding. it out. I'm just saying that he should also look into what the problem is to be more fulfilled.

Kaiser, who do you believe Tommy or do you believe me? We're having a little argument. I say keep letting her ride your face. That's what I say. It's a little bit of both. I mean, I'm kind of on the whole trying to ride this thing out, hoping things change, but you know, you did kind of open my eyes and thinking

there's something a little deeper attached to this rather than it just being a face. Yeah, you sound like a nice guy. And I think what happens to people and I've seen it happen before and you're how old are you again? 32. 32. Yeah, you're 32. I know 50 year old that never got over a relationship, you know, 15 years ago. And what happens sometimes when we really fall in love with someone and we get really shafted and it's so bad that we close off and if you don't make a conscious decision to like get out of that place, you could just be alone forever.

And you had one time we're able to like fully have real relationships with women and fully please them. And, you know, if you want a good woman eventually again and you're, you know, you're just. your life. You're going to have to do more than just go down on her, even though girls love that, but she's going to want to please you too. I mean, as much as hot as it is to have a man please you, I love giving blow jobs because I love to do the same thing. Like a girl, like what you get from going down on girls is girls get from like sucking your dick. Like it's just the way that it goes. I love that kind of power, that thing to drive a man crazy that I like. So a girl is going to want that and you're going to have to make yourself available for that again. And I really believe it.

It's an intimacy thing. And it's probably a fear of getting hurt because you were really fucking hurt. So I think, you know, that should be more of your goal. I believe you, Tommy. Yes, he could find it and he could ride it out. I mean, he's going to do it. He's not going to change tomorrow. Obviously, he's going to meet somebody, but she's not going to be okay with never getting penetrated.

You know what I mean? Right. Nine out of ten times. He's not going to penetrate her. But, yeah, I do agree with Kathy that, you know, you got to look at the whole bowl of wax and make sure, you know, you explore every option. And you kind of see what the source of this is. Yeah, because I feel, I think you went through a really terrible thing

and you've been so disconnected from women. And, you know, you take your heart on into, you know, your bathroom or whatever by yourself and you're in your own thoughts and you're with that woman alone. And I think that that's a very safe place to be. And that's what people do when they're afraid of real intimacy. You know, you should be able to orgasm and feel that pleasure with a woman there. Maybe there's something about being. vulnerable like that with a woman because you were with that other one, that scares you.

So I think it's like kind of deeper and I hate to be like a downer, but I think that I'm right. I think Tommy thinks I'm being a downer, but I think I'm right. No, I don't think you're downer. And like I said, I agree with you on some things. But also, you know, you got to, you got to, you know, look at like I said before, what the source could be. But at the same time, keep enjoying yourself. He's not enjoying himself. He can't even find.

Girls think he's a pervert. Are you having fun, Kaiser? Not as much fun as I'd like to, but... See? You're hoping to find, like, you're hoping to find a place to be safe in your misery. And I hope that you never find any girl that really wants to do this because that would be the worst thing for you

because it'll only keep you in this bad state. I don't think it's a healthy place to be. I hope you never find a girl that's into it so that you're forced to change and become a whole person and could be banging, anal sex, oral sex, all kinds of shit, not going to dirty, swing clubs and be a happy guy. That's what I want for you, Kaiser Soze.

So you don't have to turn around and kill your family one day like the fucking guy did. That's what you did. You killed your dick. You killed your own dick, Kaiser Sozee. Right. Let it wake up. I feel sorry for you. Okay.

But can we take one? Okay. So listen, we're going to do, we're going to start airing our podcast and then we're always going to have like, you know, podcasts where we call people and see where they're at. So I suggest therapy for you. Are you in therapy at all? Have you ever been?

especially considering that you serve the country and you were like over in Kuwait and shit. Have you ever done therapy? Actually, I am. I see my therapist once a week. Right. So bring up what I said. Yeah, you should be in therapy.

Do you talk to her about your sexual stuff? Sometimes I do, but sometimes I don't. It's a little awkward when you have female therapist to try to get a... Yeah, I know, but you need to go there. Don't be shy in therapy. Because you know what, therapy and you're, that girl, you know, your therapist is that's your, that's a relationship and you need to be a, open with her. Once you start being open with her, you know, she could help you then, you know,

then you could build trust with her and then you go to build trust with other women outside of that. So you have to start there. That's a great place to start. It's a safe place to start. She'll be comfortable with it. And you're paying for it. So you might as well use your money. You never know. And she might want to sit on your face. Exactly. Once you start some little transfer. Yeah. She might be like, all right, listen, what you like is very, very good. And here's my phone number. Awesome. Yeah. It's called transference and use it to your advance. if you can.

But I think you should bring it up in therapy. And then when we'll do our call-in shows where we just check in on everyone, we'll see how you're doing. But go to nerve.com in the meantime to satisfy your dysfunction. Scratch the itch. Definitely. All right, buddy. Thanks a lot.

Bye, Kaiser. Thanks for calling in. Bye. Thank you. Bye. I'm so smart. I figured out exactly what was going on. And, you know, that was the truth.

That guy's, I feel bad for him. There's no playing devil's advocate with you. Huh? No, you just want to talk about him going down. Like, we already been there, done that. I want to get to real. I have a call and advice show podcast, Tommy. You want to know why?

Because I really like getting in deep. Okay. That's what it's about. I just want to talk about his oral sex thing. Like, where else do you go with that? Where I went was actually right. No, it was true. And you know what?

To your credit, I think you helped him out. And I think when he goes to therapy, hopefully when he goes to therapy next week, he brings this up with the therapist. Yeah, I was. I know that I'm kind of right. This is why I want a call and show not to make fun of people or not to like kind of get the real reasons for shit. It is fun to make fun of people though a little bit. It is too.

But how cool would it be? I like making fun of you and you're trying to make fun of me, but it doesn't work. How cool would it be if the therapist, we'd call back in the therapist. Sitting on his face? Yeah. He's like, well, I went there. I told him about my problem and, you know. She was all for it.

He was eating her ass out. Right. That'd be great. Listen, I am all for every kind of callers. But in that situation, I cannot. listen to him and just stay in the shallow place that he wants to keep it when to me it's so obvious that there's something deeper going on. Yeah, he got scarred. To me, there was nothing deeper going on with our call last week with the BSDM guy.

There's nothing deeper except that I'd need to, you know, clean up his mess when he dies. But, you know, but this guy there really was. And I, and I sensed loneliness. And I was actually right. Okay. That's it. So, you know. No, but I really, that's a shitty thing.

I mean, he's over like getting. Can you believe? Yeah. And she's like leaving. And taking his shit. Yeah. And I'm not even really alluding to it. Like, I mean, he's emailing her and she's saying everything's cool.

And then he comes home after like serving her country. God knows what he saw the poor thing. They were like with each other three years. And he comes back and she's just gone. With his stuff. She's devastating. It's devastating. So along with your business plan of second life cleanup.

Yeah. Can we have like payback bitch? No, no. Where you have one of your, one of your employees from the cities go back? No, listen, shit happens in life and like there's no, she's not a terrible. Like sometimes relationships go south, right? She's not wrong.

Like it's terrible what happened to him. Yeah. The unfortunate thing is for men, I think, I see men, some men go through a breakup and they just don't recover because when they get hurt, they have no one to talk to. They can't cry like girls. We cry. We call our bitches. We call our friends.

We're like, oh my God. You get it out. We work it out. Yeah, men aren't allowed to do that stuff. So they live much more tormented lives. You know, and then they have all these fucking weirdo problems. Did you ever meet a girl that's like, I only want to blow you. Don't make me come.

Like, you know, it's more guys with this shit because it's their feelings. I feel sorry for guys. I don't think Dr. Phil is the answer, but they need help. Guys, that's why I love our calling show because guys can act. Look at these guys. They have real problems. Remember we had a call a couple weeks ago with the young little 20-year-old that couldn't talk to any of his friends about it? You'd never get a girl that say I have no friends to talk to you, but guys have no one to talk things about.

Yeah. And they should and they need to. And I definitely think those situations alter the way that, you know what I mean? Now they think this is what turns me on because of a situation that happened in their life. It's a shame. Excuse me? A particular situation that happens in their life alters what they think is what they're into, like this guy right now. He just thinks he's into just going down and he doesn't want to seem like a pervert.

When he doesn't really realize he's got a fear of intimacy and he's very lonely and he hasn't dealt with the sadness of his relationship. And soars on his lips. No, like, what is that when your hands are underwater for too long? Pruned lips. Yeah. Get your duck bill out of there, dude. But yeah, I mean, nerve.com is the best, is the simple solution and then therapy is the rest. And I thought, I like that call.

I mean, you know, I think that. And nerve does not pay us sponsorship rights just so everybody knows that. No, but maybe they advertise for us. Nerve is great. It's very, like, sexual. You know, it's okay. I mean, I had never gone on nerve, but it would be the place to go. Honestly, for anybody looking for that kind of relationship,

I know some guys that have met very hot girls, like normal girl, you know, like kind of freaky New York girls that are just looking for that. That's the place to go that's safe. You know what's going to fix his problem? He's going to go down on the wrong girl. And what's going to happen? He's going to get something. No, he's going to get like a herpy on his lip or like some sore in his tongue or something.

He's going to be like, I'm never doing that again. Yeah, I don't think he could find enough girls. You should have asked him if he used dental downs. No, he's not into that. He said he likes the feel. I mean, come on. Those are lesbians only you do that. Really?

Yeah, I think they have the worst sex. Yeah, dental dams. No straight couple uses those. I think that's like a lesbian. It's like, hold on. Before I eat you out, let me get a piece of plastic. Yeah, or tinfoil. I don't know.

What is it? It is like saran wrap, right? Tinfoil, yeah, it's like saran. Well, you know, I use saran wrap and tinfoil for different things, for the same things in my kitchen. Maybe, you know, you could do. I thought you said you used tinfoil for something. I was like, what the fuck you using tinfoil?

No, like I'll wrap, you know, food in tinfoil or saran wrap. Can you wrap a cooch in tinfoil or saran wrap? I think the cooch would hurt. Okay, listen, so enough of this call. I think I really helped him. I feel really good about this. Hopefully he'll go to his therapist. I can't wait till we have a call in, a quick call in where are they now show.

Those are the kind of things that I like in the future just to see if anything changed. I feel like this guy will tell me six months down the line. that I was right, that he had an issue, and I'm hoping that I held him. I have a lot more callers. I don't know which one I'm going to choose for next podcast, but we know it'll be interesting. So until then. See you. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly

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