Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 006 - Is Being Stuck Up the Reason 007 Can't Get Girls?

Episode Date: January 20, 2014

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Strict anonymous was too long. Ooh. Exactly. Strict anonymous? Yeah, strict anonymous. All right. Okay, so we have a good caller today. His name is 007.

I like that name. Nice. Yeah, I'm surprised nobody else has picked that name before. No, but I'm happy that people are starting to use names again. Me too. I prefer. If we had one more Joe, it was going to slap somebody. I know.

Well, no, the weird thing is, is he wanted to be Jimmy. He's been emailing me for my ad at 007. Like, that's his made-up Craigslist, you know, I guess? And so today, when I said you're calling in, we'll call you 007. He said, LOL, no, just call me Jimmy. And I was like, well, people like makeup names. I thought I actually liked LOL. And then he was like, I mean, not LOL, 2007.

I was like, I thought that was a cool name. Were you drinking? No, I wish. You know I don't drink. I wish I was drinking. I will drink again one day in my life. I haven't drank in over 10 years. I've just been drinking a lot of water.

Really? Yeah, what are you doing? I'm just going to raise me up a little. I can't hear myself in the mic. There you go. Okay. So, so, um, so, 07. So then he, when I explain that, people use interesting names, he's like, oh, you're totally right.

Let's call me, uh, 007. So he's 007. I don't know how, do I think I know how? Oh, he is. Okay. He's, uh, 28. He's single and he's looking for love advice. He said, people say I'm stuck up.

And that's why I'm single. However, I don't see myself acting stuck up. Exclamation point. What am I doing wrong? So basically we have some, you know, stuck up cocky dude calling in to see why he can't get girls, which I don't get that because girls love cocky guys. I mean, that's just the truth. Depends.

What do you think he does for a living? Why? What does that have to do with you? Well, a lot of the young 20-somethings who are like that are in finance. Right. And like, why wouldn't girls like that? So money and cockiness. Those two things make girls crazy.

Not in a good way, but it's still. world anymore though. Yes, it is. What are you out of your mind? Occupy Wall Street. You don't remember that? What does that mean? You think girls don't care about cash anymore because of Occupy Wall Street?

Trust me, women care about cash. Exactly. That's all that matter. She hears finance and he's a cocky asshole. Girls, especially younger girls. He's 28, right? He's not going out with 40-year-olds. He's going out with 20-year-old.

He should be going out of 40-year-olds. Well, he could be. He might, you know, but what he's looking for would be girls in their 20s. And girls in their 20s love to be treated. Like, shit. It's just a fact. So I don't believe that he's stuck up because that would get him girls. We all know that.

You know that, Tommy. I know. You know, guys know. Like, girls had bad fathers. They're like obsessed with asshole guys. Like, I mean, it's just the way that it goes. So being stuck up and cocky is not a bad thing. He might be ugly.

We don't know. We'll never know that over the phone. I'll ask him, you know. Yeah. Because maybe it's an ugly, like who, you know, why is he not getting girls? You know. Yeah. The weight issue.

What? You're like, are you a fat ass? I'll ask him how much he weighs. I'll get it on a scale of what he is. I put an ad in San Francisco. I don't know if these guys are calling for my San Francisco out of my... I always do New York and I did San Francisco again because San Francisco is really good.

The guy with the big dick keeps emailing me. I can't get him. But what I had even better than the guy with the big dick was a guy who emailed me. And he emailed me his name. I don't remember what his name was, but he emailed me saying that he wanted to call in. and speak to us about sexual fantasies that he was too shy. I said, I'm a male 35.

My question is around fantasies that may be hard to ask a girl to do, similar to humiliation. And he gave me his number. And I said, great, that's a great question. Let's talk to you. Why don't you want to call it? And he said, okay, well, who will I be talking to? I said, me and my co-host Tommy. And he was like, oh, I'm not really comfortable talking to a guy.

I could see that. Because he wants to be humiliated, right? I guess. I didn't know that he wants me to. I mean, I'm not assuming he wants to humiliate me. But that's what he's into. No, no, he wants to be. Yeah.

Right. So you think a guy that's into humiliation would have want another guy listening to him? I don't know. I mean, think about the, think about it, you know. I guess. I didn't think about it. All I was like, I just want to get him on the call.

And I was like, and he was like, I'm not really into talking to a guy. I said, oh, but he's really cool and don't worry about it. Like, he's very open-minded. He's had girls that were into humiliation. I thought he was into humiliating girls, but I guess it was the other way around. So he eventually said to me, could I call in and just have a conversation with you, you know, off the record just to get comfortable. Kathy, never off the record.

Well, duh, see you're ruining my story again because, yeah, you're right, okay? The fact that I let him call up without me taping the conversation, it's like, really bad. So the guy calls up, and I'm like, we set up a time to call and everything. And we start talking and he starts asking me a lot of questions. And then all of a sudden I realize where this is going. You know, the guy had a hard on, and he was like jerks. off. He was asking me very specific questions about other callers. And then he was just like, does any of the callers ever get hard? Like, because I'm kind of getting hard right now. And I was like,

oh, God. And I was like, listen, you know, I, we have to end this call right now. I'm like, because I need to be taping this. I can't, I wish I was unethical. I can't do that. It's a good law. You know, so I'm like, but I would love to tape this. You know, I'm certainly not going to get you off on the phone. You know, I'm not like a sex phone operator, you know, so we have to end this call. But I would love for you to call up another time. And if you want to do this on the call like that's fine I would love to have that taped you know and he kept trying to get me to engage with him because he was like in the middle of jerking off yeah I had to hang up on him and so anyway I really want to get him back on the call just to ask him like what I don't know I would love to get into his head um and so I emailed him again and he's still want to talk to me um so we're having a back and forth exchange and I just I guess I just have to wait until he's horny again and he'll call always do I mean I think I've been emailing him at the wrong time like in the afternoon I need to do like a nighttime email I told him I cannot do any call with him anymore.

That's not on air. But you cannot be present. I will do a call with this guy solo. And then I'll let you listen to it and we'll discuss it. But it would make a great call. Yeah. Yeah. If that's if he feels uncomfortable, it's totally fine.

So if he agrees to calling in and taping, I'll be very excited. And then we'll comment. What? Then we'll comment on what he said. Yeah, you'll have to comment. I mean, you know, he sounded young. Did he say how we'll do it? Oh, yeah, he's 35.

He sounded young and he was into it. And of course, like, you know, what was I thinking? I mean, I had an idea that it could maybe go that way. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, totally. But, you know, I decided to give it a call. And the worst thing I did was have the conversation with him without it being taped. I wish I had no morals.

But you can't. You can't do that. It's against the law, right? It's against the law. Yeah, he'd never know, though. But I would never do it because I can't. And we don't do that. No, unfortunately.

I should, like, play with the guy's head that has the big wean to get a picture of him. I should, like, pretend I'm going to, you know, get this guy off over the phone and get him on and tape him. Like, I could do all those things if I was a scumbag. Okay. But I'm not. Can girls be scumbags or only guys? Absolutely. I don't...

Scumbags? You call a girl a scumbagg? You never have. No, it's more like a cunt. A bitch. Right. A whore. Scumbags are guys.

Guys are scumbags. Girls aren't really scumbags. I got back, I wonder why. Yeah. Yeah. That's, cunt or horror, bitch. Right.

Yeah. Nuts. You're nuts. Yeah, I have a friend who loves to call me nuts. Yeah. What I used to say to girls that used to get them so upset, you know,

they would send me these, like, crazy message or something, whatever, and they'd want me to respond with the fight, and I would just respond, good for you. And for some weird reason, every time I wrote, good for you. Wait, this was after they said something really mean to you? Yeah, they'd be like, fuck you, this and that.

You're this and that. And I'd be like, good for you. And I don't know why I said that. But one time I used it, the girl went crazy, so I always used it. Right. Well, that's smart. If you want to be an asshole. If you were doing that to me, I'd be like, go fuck yourself.

But as your friend, I'm going to high five of you and say, yeah, that's a good idea. I mean, anything that gets the person back when you're in a battle, right? Yeah. You know, we all know how we could push each other's buttons. Yeah. but you want to strategically hurt the person I guess

yeah you want to say whatever I mean it depends on what you want to do if you want to keep the argument going or you want to make the girl go mental it's you know very easy or the guy you know it works I love to play those little games

sometimes with people no that's not nice no no but I don't I like to do it more not so much being mean back I think sometimes it's really good to do nothing back. I had a guy recently, a friend of mine,

recently sent me a scathing email because he was upset with me about, I hurt his feelings or I insulted him without meaning to insult him. Okay. So, but he got insulted, okay? Not my fault, not intentionally. So he turned around.

So instead of him saying, hey, I think you unintentionally hurt my feelings. Oh, God, what guy's going to say that? No guy says that. No guy talks like that. He just said me back, something rude and then I just didn't even reply to it and then he sent me back something even ruder yeah yeah and that's how I played that game and I believe I won because so fine you're

going to say something rude I'm not even going to respond and then the next day I got a long-winded email with more insult like way more specific personal insults and I just wrote back okay thanks that's awesome yeah like at that point I could pull out the file and start up but I think you win more in those situations sometimes going out on top I prefer to fight that way you rise above it you don't fight dirty with dirty fight dirty with clean like go the opposite you know I never pull out the file I like to just use the truth

you know some people pull out the file and they get really vicious I don't see strength in that I see strength that not needing to be vicious you know except sometimes once in a blue moon if you really make me mental and I'm having my period I might tell you you're so fucking ugly that you're not going to be cast in a show even though that's a lie. That's what I did to Tommy in case you didn't hear that thing. It was great.

It was great. You had to fuck me over a lot before I did that. Like a lot. Like you were a scumbagg, let's use that word, for a really long time before I decided to do that. Yeah, I was a shitty friend. Yeah, you were. And then you pulled out the mean file.

I got me. And you were the type of guy, like my other friend who said me, you would pull out the file when we would fight. Always, you would say really vicious things to me. And I would never see anything truthful or vicious back. And that time I didn't even pull out the file because I didn't say anything truthful. It was a complete made-up lie. Yeah, I think when I got off the call with you, I looked in the mirror for 20 minutes and cried.

She didn't mean it. No. What happened after you got a phone? I was like, I definitely hit a nerve. Of course. I know you. You're like a very hyper, like every Scorpio is like this. No, you're, no, you're over-analyzing your head.

You want to maybe pretend that you're never thinking about anything, but you're always thinking about everything. And I know for a fact that you're a little insecure about your looks, not that you're ugly or anything, but you're one of those that's like petrified of it. You know what I mean? You're very sort of, you have that ego thing. So I knew, and you didn't get cast in the show that I was trying to get you cast in.

So I figured it would be perfect to double whammy. you. I knew that it would bother you and I wanted to really bother you. And at that point, if I do something like that to somebody, I don't expect to ever talk to you again. I didn't ever care if I ever spoke to you again. Oh, I hurt my feelings again. All right. Yeah, well, that's what I was trying to do.

All right. One for Kathy. There you go. None for Tommy. I mean, sometimes you get to play a game, right, when you're being that's all it is. Like the guy that sent me the rude email, he's one of my best friends. I love him. But like, if you're going to fucking be rude, I'm going to have to do something back, right?

What can you do? You'll have a cool off period for a couple of months. Oh, no, not even a couple months. I've talked to him since. It's not even a week. I have a very thick skin. That's the whole thing. I wouldn't have gotten insulted by that stuff.

I don't really care. Yeah. You know, other people are really sensitive. I grew up with a dad that was really mean, and I had a lot of vicious things done to me when I was younger. So it gave me a very thick skin. So I could really take a lot. Other people can't.

And that's why, you know, I can handle stuff like that. So you could be mean to me over and over and over and over and over and over again. You'll still be there. And then just one time I throw out an insult like you're so ugly and you can't handle it. And it wasn't even true. You know, that's the best thing. So we have 007 calling in and we'll talk about his stuck-upness.

I mean, it seems like I don't really know like how much of a conversation we could have with him about that. I don't know what that's all about, really. But we'll get to the bottom of it soon when you call them. Awesome. This is the Strictly Anonymous podcast. Hi, is this, Dave? Come on. That's from me in 007, yes.

Oh, 007. Sorry, you're not question mark, Dave. I have a call coming in from a question mark, Dave. Oh, I'm sorry. No, I like 007. How are you? Good, good, good. I'm sorry, I call late.

That's okay. So your deal, I have a co-host Tommy. You're on the call with me. I'm Kathy, and you're with my co-host Tommy. How you doing, 007? And so I read him your email. Basically, you're just like a stuck-up guy, or you don't think you're stuck up,

but your friends think you're stuck up and you can't get a girl because you're quite a... You know, like, you know, like, oh, you just talk up, this and that, but I don't see myself acting like that, you know? But what is it? You can't get girls to. like you? Like, what do you mean you don't know what's going on? No, no, no. I mean, you know, I can get girls and stuff, but like, I just feel like,

I think I come off too, um, too forward, I guess. Yeah, but does that work for you? Um, you know what? Sometimes it does. Sometimes it doesn't, you know, but most of the girls that, you know, when I'm like that, some girls think it's, like, really, like, like, I'm trying to be a jerk, but I'm not, you know? It's just the way that you are. Yeah. Like, give me an example of what you do that your friends think is cocky or stuck out.

Oh my God. Like what's your rap? Oh, boy. I don't know. Like, I really don't have an example. It's just like, forward with people. Like what girls? And I think girls take that as me being stuck up again.

Right, but how are you forward? Like, what's an example? Let's see, let's see. Like, say you're in a bar and you see a hot girl across the way, and that's the girl you're going to go for, right? What do you do? All right? So let's say it's a pretty girl and, like, we're with a bunch of people and, like, we're talking to a girl, right? Uh-huh.

And, like, you know, you know how some girls are all pretty and all that. Be nice and, you know, you're pretty and all that, but, you know, take it down a notch. Right. I'll be the one to feed stuff like that, you know? You give her a reality check, right? Exactly. That's exactly what I do. Because I don't like what people I like that, you know?

And when I feed something like that, they're like, oh, he's an asshole. Sorry, don't meet the curse, but that's what it's like. Now, who says you're an asshole? or your guy friends? Yeah, the girls will say it straight up for my face. I'm like, well, too bad, you know? And then, but do they still continue to talk to you?

So, and then my friends will tell me like, you know, you gotta be a little discreet. Like, you know, just keep it to yourself. But I'm like, I can't. I can't do it. Yeah, but I don't, but I think that it's not so bad the way that you are. I believe, and I was talking to tell me about this

before you got on the call. I believe that most girls like kind of cocky. You say stuck up. I say cocky is a better word. guys like girls go for that rap even though they say they don't and they all say they want a nice guy you know you probably do well with the ladies because of your attitude that you have that your friends don't have yeah i mean and i you know i'll tell you right now that you would think i'm like god's gift to the world or something because that's that way i get to take care of myself but i don't

see myself being like that you know wait a second on a scale of one to ten what do you rate yourself I don't know. What do you mean? You don't know. I don't think of my hands, and it's like, I don't know. Like, I guess I would give myself at seven. A seven? Yeah.

So then why the hell if I was walking by you on a street and you're a seven? Why would I think you're all that? It's the way you walk. Yeah. He's confident. He's a confident guy. The female friends that I have, they say, not that I know you, you're like a really sweetheart and everything.

But then they didn't know me. They're like, you just the way you ask. You act like a real douchebag, but I'm like, I don't see myself back to like. I don't understand. First of all, I don't think you sound like a douchebag. You sound kind of funny. Like, do people think, are you being funny a lot of the times when you're doing it? No, no, no, I'm not being funny at all.

It's just like, I'm just so used to it. I'm like, all right. And it's not no. You know, so it's like, all right. And I guess I just, if I'm such a douchebag, I guess I got to embrace my douchebeckness. Yeah, right? Well, wait, are you looking for a girlfriend or are you just, You, like, do you just go out to look for getting late?

I'm actually really looking for a girlfriend, but it's like, it's hard for me because I get the wrong impression, you know? Well, maybe if you were looking for a girlfriend. He is looking for a girlfriend. No, no, no, that you are looking for a girlfriend. Maybe you should take a different approach instead of the approach where you're trying to hit on a girl, maybe not change who you are, but maybe take the approach of try to get to know her. You know? Okay. But don't you try and get to know the girl?

Of course I do But the thing is Like even if a girl gets me a little attitude I'm not I'm not one to like Look the other way I'll just tell you shit up like All right relax

You know take it easy And as soon as it goes downhill from there Right but let me ask you Are you attracted to women That are more like you Like because you know I think that everyone has like opposites And sometimes like you know

If you're like a real feisty guy And kind of cocky And you're attracted to cocky That's not gonna be a match Absolutely not. Absolutely not. If anything, that's like to see someone in a girl. So you were talking to nice girls. Yeah, shy girl and nice girl. And so when you're mean to them, they kick you to the curb? Well, I'm not mean on purpose, you know?

But what do you mean? But you say like the minute they say anything that you don't agree with, you shoot them down? That's kind of mean. I guess. So should I have filter muscle? Well, do you have no tolerance for women? Maybe you're a misogynist. Like maybe you secretly. hate women. Do you have a good relationship with your mom? Oh, absolutely. I'm a mom with voice. You are? I think he sounds cute and funny. I just, I would just laugh at his voice. I don't know why. He's funny to me. What's your background? Where's your family from?

I'm calling him, actually. All right. So he's a confident, he can't help it. Yeah. Yeah, you're probably a dirty pig. You're a dirty pig. I try a dating. Oh, no, they're all feisty. Oh my God. Trust me, I know. They're not going to take your shit. And I'm not going to take their shit. And I'm not going to take their shit do. Why don't you date an Asian girl? Nah, I don't know. They're too dry. I'm an affectionate guy, and Asian girls are a little two drive for me. Yeah, that's what I mean. They would do whatever you want. I have a friend that dates an Asian girl, and she doesn't speak English, and he's like, it's like the best relationship you ever had. And actually, she went to English school, and she started taking English, and she came home and said, listen, I don't really like you now that I know what you're saying. Do you mind if I quit English school? And he said, sure.

Maybe I should date a mute. I don't know. No, but why do you have no tolerance for like what? Like how long is your longest relationship? Two and a half years? Yeah, that's a long relationship. How did that work? But I kind of, you know, it was really, really, really good. I thought she was the one, but I kind of messed up a little bit.

What did you get caught doing? Nothing, you know, I mean, it should be stupid. I keep a stupid thing. And I regret it until this day. Trust me. What did you do? You cheated on her? No, no, no, nothing like that.

It was just like, I didn't know, like, I don't think I met the right girl at the wrong time, you know what I'm saying? You didn't know what you really had, right? Exactly, exactly. I didn't know what I had until I lost it. And once I, you know, find out what I lost it, it's been haunting me until it's dead. Oh, you sound so sweet. These are the things that you should tell a girl right off the bat. And they'll, like, fall in love with you.

Girls like, like, like, that little vulnerability thing. If you're, like, kind of cocky. I don't want to think I'm like a, like, you know, like a, I don't know, I don't know. I don't want them to think I'm like too soft or anything, you know. Right, no, but if you do both, you got to mix it. If you do the cocky thing and then the vulnerable thing, a girl will feel like she hit the jackpot. Yeah, good cop, bad cop with her.

Yeah, because a girl doesn't want too nice of a guy, trust me. A girl doesn't want a guy that's too vulnerable. That's why you don't want to put that out there, right? But she also doesn't want a guy that's just going to tell her to shut up all the time and she opens her mouth, like a rude guy either. Oh, I'm not, I'm not like rude or, like, when I have my, girlfriend. I was very respectful. I treated her like really good, but it's just I didn't know what I wanted at this time, you know. Okay, but this is why you confuse me, 007, because you're sitting like

you were the sweet guy with your girlfriend. Everything was great. You treated her great. But yet, so what is it that you just make a horrendous first impression? I think that's what your problem is. I think first impressions with him. That's good. Yeah, my first is, trust me. Like I said, if you saw me on the street right now, you're good. Look at this guy. He thinks his guy's good. to the world. I'm telling you, it happens all the time. Really? So you just give off that vibe. So, like, I don't know. So I don't know what to do. So I don't know what to do. So I started dressing up like Steve Rekul looks like a night there. I don't know.

No. Maybe just, maybe just soften your approach. Right. Soften your approach. You know, don't change yourself because you don't want someone to meet you when you're not really being yourself, you know. You want someone to meet you for you. but maybe you just understand, you know, you only have one time, you know, to make a first impression and just soften it up a little bit. Yeah, but you know what? I also believe, though, no, I'm sorry. I disagree. I think you should just stay yourself.

You need a girl that can handle that kind of shit. Do you know what I mean? And maybe we'll give it back to you and we'll see through it. Okay. A lot of girls will see through that cockiness and maybe know that there's a nice guy beyond that because there's plenty of guys that come off that. way, but there's sweethearts deep down inside. So you need a girl that could probably just handle it. And sometimes being yourself weeds out the bullshit. You know, it's not like nobody, there's no guy out there or no girl out there that could just meet every person and date them. Okay. It's really hard

to find someone to date. That's why when you have it, you actually really try and do everything you can to keep it because it's hard to find someone that you have that weird connection with that. You're like, oh my God, I want to date you. So, right? So this way, you do your thing, you're yourself. You scare a girl off and you know that she wasn't right. it for you? I mean, is it, have you had a time recently where you met the girl and you had that spark and you're like, oh, this is a girl, I really want to date? And you fucked

it up because of your personality? So here's a funny point. Now, here's a funny point. About two weeks ago, I was at a bar. And I was with my friends and, you know, there's a group of girls and we went up to them and we started talking and I started in there of this girl. It was beautiful. And she was like,

oh, you're so nice, this and that. I'm like, so what she did? She's like, I have a boyfriend. I'm like, of course you have a boyfriend, of course. with my luck of course they have a boyfriend right is that the whole story no well i mean she's like the one time that the girl thinks i'm nice she has a boyfriend so i'm like great right well yeah but that's okay i mean you know did she thought you were nice i mean she didn't she probably didn't that was just a word she used she probably didn't give a shit because she had a boyfriend whatever you know but was she the only pretty girl that thought you were nice and all the rest of them think you're an asshole

No, I mean, like I said, like, I don't know, most of the girls that, like, I don't want to talk or stuff, they just turn out that they don't like me because they think that I'm... But do you really like them, are they all girls that you like? No, I know. Like, the girls that I really, really like, they end up thinking that I'm like an ex, like a douchebag, which is totally the opposite of what I am. Right. So you can't behave yourself even with the girls that you like. And when does your, like, bad self come out? First meeting?

or like on a date? It's not like I can't behave myself. Drinking? It's just like, I don't know. When somebody says, like, I just like, tend to speak in my mind, maybe a little too much. Are you in air? When's your birthday? I'm a cancer.

Oh, oh. Okay. Now, does it, does it like, you know, when you're drinking, does it, does your. Oh, are you out? Right. Is it alcohol related? Absolutely not. Actually, when I drink, I become very mellow, very chill.

very relaxed. So that's what to drink. Drink on your first couple days. You tell me I got to get myself drunk to me, girls. Yes. Oh, totally. And your friends will be happy too because they don't, they think you're an asshole as well.

I'm sure your friends will buy you drinks. If you tell your friends that you'll be less cocky, if you drink, I'm sure they're going and buying you beers all night long. You don't think? Yeah, I guess. I guess I got to give them a shot. No, I think that, I mean, I don't know why you have this issue

and how mean you are. Like I said, just your voice over the phone to me sounds like funny and you sound funny. And I feel like you do your sort of like thing with girls in like a playful way. But you're saying it's like in a really mean way. I don't know. Yeah, they take it the wrong way. They, like, I don't know. But you don't mean it in a wrong place.

Yeah, do you mean it? I'm not trying to be a douchebag on purpose. Right. Right. So see, see and you're said that most girls when they really get to know you see that you're a really nice guy, right? Yeah. Yeah, so I think you're just hooking up with the wrong girls. We're going to the wrong places.

Yeah, I don't know what kind of girls you're approaching that can't take your rap. But I think that your rap is fine, especially if you're a nice person. Women can smell that shit from a mile away. And if a girl can't smell that you're actually are a nice guy, then forget about her. Yeah, get rid of her. Yeah, I think I'm going to give that a shot. You're Colombian, Cuban? What are you Colombian?

I'm Colombian, yeah. Yeah, you need a girl with an edge. Okay? You need a girl that could take your shit Because that's all it is It's just bullshit in the beginning But you're like a nice guy You're really looking for a relationship

How long you've been single for? Two years How do you find my ad on Craigslist? Do you go on Craigslist to meet girls? Well, I just, you know I'm like, you know, I'll be bored of work So I just maybe I hit the jackfire, who knows You know, and then I saw you guys

And then I was like, hey, let me tell them my issues See what happens Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I love having all kinds of callers call in. Do you, are you online, like on like match.com or plenty of fish or any of those online dating sites? No, actually I was, I wasn't those sites. And I was actually seeing a girl from plenty of fish for about three months. And this was not, this was recent. But like, I didn't count that this relationship because she ended up telling me that I was too nice for her and and I could do better. I'm like, what the hell is wrong with you, man? But I don't know.

Wait. So that girl you were too nice with? was I? That girl said you were too nice. Yeah, she told me that I was so nice for her, that I swept her over her feet, and that, you know, I don't know, like, she didn't know why I was with her. I was still nice for her.

I'm like, you're confused me. Don't you want to be with the good guy? And she's like, I don't know. You're just not like any guys that I ever met. I'm like, all right, you know what? If you're going to play games, then she'll leave me alone, because I don't want to play games. Okay, but you're so confused, dude,

because some girls think you're too mean, some girls think you're too nice. This girl, obviously, you were never mean to her or cocky or rude? No, no, no, absolutely not. I wasn't mean to her at all. Okay, so then why can't you do... Right, so why can't you do whatever you did with her with the other girls? Yeah.

Yeah? No, no, I understand. If you were here, I'd shake you. I just want to shake you because you just, either this is a fake problem or you don't get it. I think that you're... Yeah. No, I'm just saying like that she would kind of throw me off a little bit because I was like, all right. So you tell me that you want a nice guy and you're right, I'm a fucking nice guy. Right.

And then you tell me that I'm too nice for you. Like, what the hell is your deal? So I don't. Welcome to the world of women. Okay. Maybe she's confused. I come to the point like I don't want to play games. If you're going to like do the hookup, break up type of deal, go find somebody else.

I'm trying to settle down, you know, have a next relationship, you know. Yeah. after her. You know what I'm saying? I'm done with the whole, like, dating too much stuff, you know? Obviously, she wasn't. Yeah.

So, in a way, you got to look at it, like, next, you eat it out more bullshit, you know, by being yourself. Maybe that's her way of saying that she wanted to see other people. No, that was her way of saying that you treat her too nicely,

and she's creeped out by it because she needs a guy to treat her like shit because she had a terrible father and she's fucked up and fucked up and damaged goods. So what do you want with that? That girl can't sustain a relationship anyway. you're looking for a girl that could date a guy and be happy with seeing a guy

and a real relationship is kind of boring right I mean once a relationship gets into a relationship you know it's like it's kind of dull it's just what it is and it's like I'm like plethoots for a while I mean but that's okay but that's what you want and that's a good thing that's what real relationships are damage girls I want to be treated like shit can't sustain that they want fantasy relationships with drama and bullshit and you know yeah I don't have time for that I honestly like I don't have any patience for that I just want to have a nice healthy relationship And of course, they're going to have your arguments.

You're going to have your fights, but that's healthy, too. Yeah, you sound like a great guy. And I feel like if you meet girls, don't listen to your friends. I think maybe your friends are jealous. Are you better looking than you? Are your friends all fours and you're seven? No, no.

My friends are like, they're pretty. They're pretty. They're eight. They're eight? I'm talking about your guy friends. Who's the one that tell you you're a piece of garbage? Your girlfriends or your guy friends? Well, like, amongst my friends that call me the pretty one.

amongst your friends they call you the pretty one your guy friends I guess like with my with my friends my male friends they're like oh you're the pretty guy I'm like get out of here he's a diablo de los wappos right I love that we do it an odd we do an anonymous show so we never see anyone I never know who I'm talking to but I wish I knew what you look like because I feel like it would or how you walked or how you dressed because maybe I'd be able to give you some information because it seems like it's like you have to meet you to get that because talking to you and you sound cool you sound cool you sound cool you sound cool you sound cool you sound cool you You sound nice. There's a lot of women in this town that are looking for a relationship. You just haven't found the right person. And that's like hard for everybody. You know what I mean? It's not easy to just go out and meet somebody that all the stars have to align. It's like winning the lottery.

It's like hard to find. Yeah, no, it is. You know, how long have you been single? Like two years now? It's over three years. Two years. Yeah, so it's about time for you to find somebody. I personally do not think that it's bad to say somebody to cut them down if her girls being cocky

or she's acting like she's too good for. for you. I think it's cool for you to say whatever and to knock her down a little bit. Like, I don't think that's bad. I don't think you seem cocky. I think you should just keep being yourself until you bump into your next girlfriend and you'll get a girl. And any girl

that says you're too nice, you know, that's their own issues. It's not bad. You don't sound too nice. Like when she told me I'm so nice, I'm like, what the hell is wrong with you, man? But whatever, you don't want. I was in being, I was like, you know what? I'm in my own way. Exactly. And you'll probably hear that 10 more time, like a lot in your

life. Like that's a, that's a serious, like, woman issue thing. A lot of guys, I think, treat women like shit because they're afraid to be nice. I'm going to make a mental note to that. Yeah, it happens. I mean, how old was that girl? She was under 25? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear the bus. Yeah, how old was that girl? She was, I believe she was 24, yeah. Yeah. I used to always, yeah, I used to always tell my guy friends, like under 25, you got to treat them like shit. Over 25. you got to treat them better. So I think you should date 25 and older. I don't care what age I'm there. I can't be a douchevict to girls like that.

That's why you need to date girls that are like 26. Stay away from the 23-year-olds. They still want to be treated like garbage. They want to chase. They want the fun. You know, they're not really serious. I mean, once in a while, you'll find someone that doesn't fall into that category.

But, like, most of them aren't going to. You find a 26 or a 27-year-old girl. She's been treated like shit by so. many other guys because so many guys don't have your mentality and they're not just assholes in the beginning. They're assholes like some of most guys are opposite you. They're really, really nice, right? And then they turn into the biggest assholes when you date them. So that's what most girls are used to. So if you get a girl that's been around the block a little bit, she's a little bit closer to your age and she's had, you know, the typical guy treater like

garbage, you're not going to hear, oh, you're too nice. She's probably going to love that you're nice. Yeah. Like seriously. We'll have more in common too. So I hope so Yeah Well no 25 and 23 year old and 28 year old have a lot of common He's only 28 what do you do for a living Oh for a homeless shelter

Oh you do? See do you tell girls that when you first meet? You got like a big heart No I feel like I know what I don't want to use that I feel like I'll pick up my end No but you know what say to them like what do you do and stuff And then if they ask you then you're just being honest But that will take the edge off of your cockiness

When you drop those little things Because trust me, girls, when we meet a guy This is the way the girls' minds work. They are analyzing you from the gecko. The minute they see a guy that they like and they're talking, they're interviewing you like Barbara Walters Without you even realizing it. And they're getting information.

You say I work at a homeless shelter. The girl's like, oh, he's like, must be a nice guy. And that's either going to be good for her or bad for her. But, you know, if you're looking for a girl that's looking for a guy like you, you want a girl that's going to respond positively to that. So you should lead with shit like that. it'll help you. All right.

Don't drop it down like a line. That'll sound cheesy or like you're lying. Like, oh, I work for, you know, ask her what she does and blah, blah. And then these things that come out like me asking you these questions and you reveal your stuff like, you know, you sound like a really nice guy. So if you could get yourself on a date with a girl and get to the point where you guys are asking each other questions, she's naturally going to see that you're a nice guy and you're going to score. Okay, okay. Okay, okay, 007. let me know when you get a girlfriend email me and let us know and we'll have you back on and see what you did

all right sounds good okay have so much bye bye bye thank you guys bye bye bye bye he was so confused sometimes I think guys don't know anything about themselves because how many times do we have this call and this caller like they email a call a problem and then it turns out that they don't really even have that problem like he didn't have a problem I think his problem was he was too nice of a guy yeah I just I don't think he knows what he is Right, he's young. I liked him. I thought he was kind of cute.

And I think he's funny. Like, that's a kind of guy that I would have thought he was too nice too at 23. Oh, my God. He would have horrified me. Maybe he's hanging out with, maybe his friends are like really ugly and jealous of him. No, I didn't get that. I think that maybe. They call him the pretty one?

Yeah, I guess he maybe he dresses. This is the problem about being a call and chill. Like, we don't have the visual. And sometimes that could play into it, you know? Like, he gave himself a seven, right? So maybe he's a nine, but he just said seven. I don't know. Like would people tend if like they're like really good looking,

would they tend to like say that they're lower or higher? I don't know how that works. What do you think do you are on a scale one to ten? I'm a ten. 10. 10. 10. Even though you didn't get that casting gig and you were fired because you were too ugly.

Because I was too ugly. Yeah. You, um, I mean, would you ever overshoot yourself or undershoot? I think people would undershoot more. Um, yeah, because they don't want to seem like, uh, you know, that person. Right, but it's confusing because he supposedly is a cocky guy.

He wrote in that he's cocky, but yet he didn't act cocky or anything. He just sounded confused. Yeah. And, you know, he didn't know. And, um, I didn't get stuck up at all. No, I didn't get that at all. No, I think what we needed to do is what we should have done. Yeah, he did.

We should have had him conference in one of his friends because then we might have gotten some something else. Maybe we'll call him back. Yeah, like maybe the next time we call if he ever gets, like we have his, because I think that's what was missing because it was more not about him thinking he was stuck up, but it was about his friends. And I didn't get what he was stuck up with. But I liked him. I thought

it was funny. Yeah. Columbia. Columbia. I dated a Colombian. Yeah, he was sick in the head. No, he used to tell me he had guns in his car. Like, he would be like, I have a gun in my pocket right now while we were driving. And I'd be like, really? And he'd be like, yeah. And he'd like, tell me this whole crazy story. And then he'd pretend he was going to get it and then he'd be like oh i'm just joking and you know i was young i think i was like

23 and it was like i loved it he was so dangerous you know he was just a big loser and he was a dirty pig and he lived with his mom who didn't speak english and he like he had climb in his window and uh have sex with him and then climb out and once she caught me climbing out of the window she went mental like mental i think it was on a sunday too she's coming home from church oh boy like mental yeah i think she was calling me a horror in her language in her language. Yeah, his name was Rod, rapping Rod.

I think he's in my book. He's a, I think he, you know, my book had like 30 chapters and my agent made me cut it down. He was a, and he was a chronic liar.

Like, I met him and he was like, we started dating, and there was pictures of a girl in his room, and I asked him, and he was like, oh, that's my ex-girlfriend. And then as time went by and I kind of got the idea that she was still, oh, yeah, we broke up,

but like I still see her. And then it was like, eventually just turned it to like that. Yeah, that's his girlfriend. And so I was with a guy that had a girlfriend at that point I still liked and so I still dated him I used to give him money to buy her presents and shit it was like an open yeah I know it was so retic I did every kind of relationship except a normal one like seriously not all like I don't know what would be easier like normal

relationships seem very difficult and my relationships though seem really difficult too so I don't even know any relationships are easier good I've had open relationships or no really you know everything under the sun except something really normal that's what makes my book interesting though yeah you got to go for the story that's why Nobody wants to buy the book of the normal lady. Not really. Is there any even normal? No.

I don't mean it. And no one's normal. No. Everybody has something. Yeah, if you're normal, you're dead. Like, you know, that's what being normal is. As long as you're alive, you're here to like fuck up and figure shit out. Like, that's what I think life's about.

Okay. That's what Oprah would say. Okay. You know, it's like a school. Okay. All right. Okay. So tune in next time when we have a sex addict calling in.

I love the sex addict thing. We have a sex addict calling in. Yeah, I think he's 28 and he's from Stanton Island. I don't know why that's Staten Island. I do an accent and it's not, that's not even a Staten Island. No, that's not. So bad. Should I erase that and redo it? No, it's okay. Leave it. It's great. All right. So sex addict next call. Talk to you then. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called strictly anonymous confession, secret sex lives of total strangers, is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre-order the audio book.

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