Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 013 - Joe Cool is Looking to Date an Unavailable 23 Year Old Tranny

Episode Date: March 9, 2014

Joe Cool, aka Snoops, is 23 and he recently met a 23 year old tranny who he is totally into. Unfortunately, he's not sure if she's totally into him. She recently blew him off and he calls in looking for advice on how to get her back. Listen in as we give him killer tactics on how to game her back to him.   **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. Craigslist is definitely the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.

Real problem. Does your friend know that you're banging her? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your Greek black lie. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whips and change. Here are your hosts, Kathy Kay and Tommy. Hey, welcome to Strictly anonymous podcast.

You're listening to Kathy and my co-host Tommy. How you doing, Kathy? And Tommy, take over because I'm not good at this. All right. Welcome to the show. Thanks for listening. You need to be upbeat. That's what I can do.

We love hearing from you. And we love if you follow us. So you can follow us on Twitter at Strict Anonymous. Same on Facebook. and if you want to email us, your questions, want to be on the show, something's going on, you don't, you need an answer to it. It's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com, and you email us, we'll go back and forth,

and we'll try to get you on the show. Yeah, sometimes I have a bunch of emails that people didn't want to call in that just actually sent in their questions. So one of our podcasts, we're just going to answer those. So if you don't want to be on the show, you could also email your questions, but we prefer to have actual callers call in and talk. to them. Yeah, I think we're going to do a segment called

Letters from Online or something like that. Yeah, I have them already. I have a bunch of already. And then, you know, we'll read and we'll, you know, we'll give your advice. And this way you can even be more anonymous than the show already is. Yeah, exactly. You can follow us on Twitter at Strict Anonymous or on Facebook at Strictly Anonymous. There you go. How's that for? I think you did good. We're up to you. I don't like, I can't do any of that stuff. I can just be myself.

So today we have a guy calling in. He's a 23-year-old guy. There's a little twist to this story. All right. He's a 23-year-old guy. He likes a 23-year-old girl. It seems like, you know, it's hard to read this email. He doesn't use one sentence.

I mean, he doesn't use one period in his email. So it's just one giant run on. Yeah, but it doesn't make sense. Do you want to read it? I'll try to read it. Okay, there's a little twist to the story that I don't want to put in. I want him to explain the twist. It sounds like a very normal, regular question about.

about dating and the dilemma is this. I'm just gonna explain it because it's too hard to read. This guy likes this girl. He said he spent a couple nights over her house. I'm assuming they fucked already. And he hasn't heard from her in over a week. So he likes her. He obviously likes her and has feelings.

He likes her and has feelings, but she's all over Instagram, right? And he creeps on her in season. She's using hashtags like single life and shit like that and it's pictures with guys and girls. And this is like the torture of dating nowadays. And he hasn't heard from her, but he wants to.

Like he's like, okay, he even sent him an email. Even if she wants to be single, he doesn't give a shit. He would be friends with benefits with this girl. That's how much he's kind of interpary. He doesn't want to look like he cares that much. But he wants to know so he wants to know how to get her back. And I think this is a very common thing.

Some people, like if you can't get someone, you're like, oh, I'll take you halfway, right? Like, because you like that person, whatever. So he's willing to do whatever. He just wants to know how, sort of to get back in. But there's a little twist. But question. What's the twist? Do you think she's, no, no, no, no.

Do you think she's playing him? Probably, but sometimes people play you when they don't even know what they're doing. We don't know. I don't know if she's playing him. She's all, you know. It's a good play. She's 23. She's, you're just a natural player at 23. I was, I played men like a fucking fiddle when I was, in my 20s.

Like a fiddle. Yeah. Isn't that a, is that a loser term? That's a legit term. Yeah, I played so bad. Like, you don't understand what a cunt I was. And I got so many guys obsessed with me. It's just, because it's just a natural way to be when you're 23 years old.

So you're not playing a game on purpose. You're just naturally so, like, filled with drama and fucked in the head that you just play games. Like I was so, like, so annoying. But guys liked me. Well, that's what? And they were like obsessed with me.

21? 23, it was hot. There you go. That's so, you know what I mean? Everything's hot. But there's a twist to the story that makes it more interesting, that I'm more interesting. This person is.

Dun-da-da-da-da. A transgender. Nice. What does that mean? Transgender. Or does that mean? It could be cock and boobs It could be boobs

Does transgender mean she's shaved it off? You have to ask him if she's pre-opt We should know this I think This makes this very professional Maybe we should have Google If she's pre-opt or post-opt And he doesn't say that Now he just says that she's transgendered

Yeah so it's a she-mail Which she probably still has her junk So this is what's so fascinating to me So he's 23 years old He's interested He's talking to a 23-year-old transender girl And then the rest of the long-winded, you know, email without periods. And it is all about like this normal stuff, but she happens to be transgendered.

So his girl doesn't get periods. That's why he uses no periods. I don't know. That's a dumb joke. So it's another guy into tranny. Would a transgender be a tranny? Yes. Otherwise known as a she-mail.

Right. Is that a politically incorrect word tranny? I had to Google it. When I was posting our podcast for a trin, I had to Google how to spell trannies. I didn't know if it was I-E-S or why. Transgender is the political correct word. It goes LGBTQ. Lesbian, gay, bisexual, T stands for transgender,

and they added a cue in it recently. Questionable. That's real, too. That's most people. Right. So we're all family of the rainbow. Oh, so that includes everybody? Basically.

Except pure heteroes. Except racists. Yeah, because, I mean, as long as you're... A racist. Dick got sucked by a tranny, Tommy. I mean, can you really call yourself hetero? I don't think anybody. I don't think anybody can call themselves hetero.

Some people can. Yeah, the boring ones. Exactly. I think most people fall in between. I think you have like a, if it's a scale, right? You have totally heterosexual and totally homosexual and there's a scale. Most people would fall in the middle. I just think that that's statistics, like mathematically speaking.

But you will always get people on the opposite. And like there are some truly heteropo people and some truly homosexual. sexual, but I think most people fall in between. This is not a story. I'm telling you this before. This is not a story. For Tommy's boring story. I recently went, I went away over the weekend and went snowmobile.

Oh, this is a story. One of the guys that we went with was a, like a, you know, X games, like, you know, star. Uh-huh. And about two years ago, he came with another buddy of mine to my LGBT bar. Uh-huh. And he got pretty drunk. and he was bragging to a bunch of drag queens how big his dick was

and it was huge so the drag queens being as smart conniving people they are they convinced them to go into the bathroom with them so he could show it to them he was all drunk he said yes basically this straight ex-game star ended up getting a little bit of a hand job

and a blow job by four drag queens by four so he was like gang raped Yeah, basically. Well, his cock was, really. Interesting. And he was straight guy? Oh, yeah. And every time I see him, he's like, What do I mean every time? It's been three days. It was this weekend? Yeah, it went this weekend.

So he was gang raped this weekend? No, no, no, no. Oh, this happened a long time ago? It happened a couple years ago. Oh, does he still fuck eyes now? Does he still do it? No, he never has. It was just at one time. But, like, every time I see him, I'm like, hey, his word is, I came unglued. I came unglued. Oh, my God.

Is he drunk? Yeah, pretty drunk. Hi, sweet. My cat's trying to get up here. So everybody has a little sugar in the tank. I think some people would disagree, but I agree with you. Thank you. Most people would say, no, like there's a lot of guys, very hetero guys that would sit here.

Did we disagree on something? Yeah, is that the first? No. Me and my gay friend were in a bar once. Like a steakhouse, I think it was, and there was a couple at the bar trying to pick us up, a guy and a girl. And then they came over when we wound up hanging out with them all night. And, like, the guy wanted to fuck my friend.

And he was a straight up Italian Gumbaugh from like Jersey or Long Island. I don't remember what it was. Your brother? No, John, the guy from the podcast. Oh, yeah, no. And yeah, maybe, no. And so he was like, this is a guy that would serve you pizza. And he owned a pizza place, a very famous pizza place.

In Long Island, I think it was. And this is a guy that would serve you pizza. And you would swear that this was the most hetero guy you ever met. And he was totally macking on my gay friend. That's how it goes. Yeah, so, you know, people go know. That's why I like our show. I want to, I have a beef too.

Somebody wrote up a review. And I was like, I wanted to write back to them and I don't know how because it was like irritated me because it was so wrong. And this person wrote this. Production piece was the title. He says, I love the show for what it is. A show. Starting out, buying into the concept that legit Craigslist responses were the basis for the show

was disappointed that we never expected to think, blank. I'm not even going to say her name because he said somebody's name that was on the show that I don't know the name. Story wasn't staged into the script. Still a good listen, but the real factor suffers from the lack of true anonymity. First of all, we don't use anybody's fucking name. That girl, we don't get every single person. Slow down. Which show is he talking about the abduction one, right?

Yes. Okay, so he's talking about the abduction show. Yes. And this was a real caller, a real person off a Christmas. Also said, no, no, she wasn't off of Craigslist. You don't even understand. Tommy doesn't know. You have to understand.

Tommy doesn't know anything about the show because he doesn't do anything except just show up and talk, okay? He's not lying. He's useless. Got the greatest job. Don't be jealous. Exactly, exactly. I do everything. I book all the guests.

Tommy doesn't understand. But what I explained on the show and anyone could go back and listen is that we got this girl from somebody else through a friend that has another podcast. Correct. Told me about this girl and said she is interested in. being on podcast so she came through that way. We do not say we only get from Craigslist. Every single other person has been from crisis except the two girls came through my friend.

And we said that. I never said that they came. And we did not script her. This is the story that she pimps out to everybody. I even explained I know her other story because I got her from a friend and this is what she came on and spoke about. So there's no fucking script. After the call. I wish I get script shit.

I'd be an actress. Sorry. Even after the call, we did kind of call bullshit on her story. Yeah, but that doesn't mean it was scripted. No, and absolutely. We didn't, you know, if you want to call in here. And we didn't use her name. That's fucked up.

This person writes her name. I don't know any of these people's names. I could give a shit about names. I don't even remember names. I mean, come on. I mean, with Claudia Schiffer's boyfriend call in the other day.

Oh, yeah, we might have not aired that. That's the fucked up thing. We don't know when we air our podcast. We don't really do them, like, in the right order. But, I mean, we can't control what they're going to say, so. Yeah, that, moment we use names because that guy was so fucking out of his mind

that we could out his 10 wives all the supermodel's time of his own. No, he's just wrong. Because he actually says he likes his show but he doesn't think that it's real but it really is. Every single guy we've gotten has been from Craigslist or Backpage. I only got the two girls from my friend who has a show

and that's fine. We actually say in the beginning of every show please write in we don't need to only get our calls from Craigslist. It's just anybody with a story that's interesting. We don't want to know your name. I don't need to know this bitch's name that called in. And we don't need to know whether her story, if she's scripting her story or not,

we don't script it. That's the story that she pimps out. I say bitch in a good term. All my friends are my bitches. You know, it's like an immature link. Listen, if you're the person that wrote this review, email us and we'll get you on the phone. No, no, no, we'll email us that we'll get you on the phone.

Yes, these are the kind of things I like to discuss with people because this person's like kind of wrong. I don't do scripted shit. I can't even do the beginning of this podcast when we do the intro, because I can't do scripted stuff. It's like so horrifying to me. And we don't get people and tell them what to say to call in. These people are the real deal.

This girl, this is her story. This is what she said. She was on my friend show. She came on my show. And I actually said that she came through a friend. So there's no bullshit going on here. There's no production quote unquote piece. This is not, this is a real.

It really is just people calling in and it really is anonymous. Okay. Well, we put that to rest. Okay. So we're waiting for Joe Cool Snoopy, aka Snoopy Snoopsy Snoopster. Can we talk about Bush for a second? Yes, we were talking about that before when you came in.

A topic came up about shaved or not shaved. And I feel the trend, obviously everybody's shaving everything. But that is. Did you see that on Facebook? It is a trend that Bush is coming back. And I'm happy for that. Why you like the 70s? I do.

I watch 70s porn. You like it. But do you like it all the time? Because I had a guy once that would want me to grow it out And then take it, you know, something of variety, which I totally got. I feel bad, though, watching 70s porn. Why? Because, like, 90% of those fuckers died of AIDS.

Oh, really? Oh, yeah. But you just like the big bush. I love, not. Do you like it always? Yeah, you know, I like, you know, like, you should. Does your wife keep the bush for you? She'll keep a little strip.

We haven't gotten into, uh... Full-od bush. Yeah. You know, hormones are a little crazy these days with a baby. She could probably grow that push out so fast after all those hormones. She could probably get hairy No I like it And you know

And it was somebody posted on Facebook Bucking the trend of people shaving That you know cubic hair is there for a reason You know It limits the friction You don't get you know cuts and stuff like that And it's nice The only thing about it is

It traps scent Oh so it stinks more Yeah Big bushes smell more than little bushes or no bushes Yeah, for a woman, I'm going to tell you this. I wouldn't mind. I don't mind. I've never gotten my shit lasered off, which I should, which is like heaven.

I think it's a great thing to do. But it's gone forever. Yeah, thank God. But this is the problem is that I, you feel more when you have nothing there. Like you just feel everything more. There's a different feeling when someone's going down on you. You feel everything when you're smooth as a baby's bottom that you just do. So that's the only difference.

But I don't mind growing it out. I think some women are hard about it. What I've never done is even done the little strip off the front. I don't like that look. It freaks me out. It's like a baby. I don't like, no, nothing. I like a little, what do they call it?

Hitler's mustache. I don't know. Landing strip, they call it. Yeah, landing strip. But then once you get down to the lips, everything's off. I don't think the whole thing off looks good. It grosses me out. My buddy's white, which was his girlfriend at the time.

Put his initials. Oh, in the thing? You know, she just did his initials. Yeah, that's cute if you want. That's cool. Like, hey. I've never been that in love. Like it's just, I think I laughed

And some guy said to me Like, can we just, I don't know, I think I'd laugh You'd just have to do it That's part about like kind of being in love Is doing stupid things Yeah, when I used to date this guy That guy that I used to date that worked in the bar Remember I was 15 and we used to hang out in his Chevy Nova

And he was like 21 and could go into bars And all we could do because I was 15 It was hang out in his car And smoke weed and drink beer and fuck like in his car And so when we'd have to go to the bathroom We'd go outside and when it would snow I would go behind him and with his dick I would write his name. His name was like only three letters.

So I would write his name in the snow. Like that was like the, that's cute. No? Isn't that romantic? You were so in love and his Nova. I really was. I still have letters that we wrote to each other. Aw.

Yeah, isn't that cute? Very cute. He cheated on me. He was a massive cheater. I lived in denial. And then I remember at some moment I just realized that he was cheating on me. And then I cheated on him. And then I told him.

on my birthday in a hotel he took me to some shit hotel like you remember back of the day they had like seedy hotel rooms that used to go up in ramsey yeah but this was in jersey and he took me to like a 30 dollars an hour hotel to fuck me he first time in his in our long relationship that he actually gave me a present and then I told him I fooled him I didn't even tell my fuck someone else I did fuck someone else it was pure revenge I didn't even tell him that I told him that I cheated on him with someone I just pulled around and he said his exact words were like I need to go home and be with my favorite person which is myself and then he like drove me all the way home and he threw me out of his car and he dumped me but he had cheated on me well he did you a favor exactly um he was a massive cheater and then right

after me he wound up with a girl who was massively cheating on him and me and him stayed friends and i would like console him that's what i do with everyone i'm like fucking gondy really to men yeah i have to help them with their problems after me that's so weird are you laughing yeah you compare yourself to gondi and well mother teresa compares himself to jesus Yeah, exactly. All right, so anyway, enough about the Bush. The Bush is coming back and, you know, some people like Bush, some people don't. I totally get somebody would like it.

As long as it stays in the front. I don't like when it wraps around. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you can get that shit, laser off. The Jay Sisters, right? Okay, I don't feel like talking about this anymore. Let's get this guy on the phone. I want to know why he likes a transgender girl.

That's what I want to know. All right. Okay, we'll be right back with Joe Kohl. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk to? about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous podcast at gmail.com with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Hey, is this Joe Cool?

Yes, it is. Hey, Joe Cool, you're on the air with Kathy and my co-host Tommy. How you doing, Joe Cool? Hey, how's you know? Good, good. Hey, you know, Tommy was saying that Joe Cool was actually Snoopy's name. Is that where you got Joe Cool from? Oh, so we're going to just call you Snoops.

And that's cool. I can do that. Okay, so Snoops, I read your long email without one period. Well, I tried to. I actually just reiterated it and summed it up. What's most interesting to me is the fact that this girl is transatlose. gendered, right? Mm-hmm.

And did you know that going in when you met her? I did, and I accepted that. And, I mean, I was pretty cool with it. It wasn't something that was going to bother me because, like, she's still a great girl and very, like, beautiful and stuff like that. So it wasn't really bothering me. Well, where do you meet her? Online.

On Craigslist? Like on Instagram. Oh, oh, on Instagram. But when you saw her, like, was she an out? like transgendered person or did you just think she was a straight girl? No, I just thought she was, you know, a regular and then she let me know when we started talking and I was still open to it. Interesting.

Did you ever think that that would be your deal? Like, did you ever know you were into the, like, does she still have a cock or not? Like, this is what I don't know. I'm assuming she does. I mean, I've never checked or anything like that. I'm assuming it. But, I mean, you know, there's going to be lines and, like, things that I'm not going to get into. it's like if it becomes sexual or something like that.

What do you mean? Like I'm not going to touch it or anything like that. I mean, I'm still going to just do what we would do like kissing. If I have to go in the back door, I will. Interesting. Yeah, we had a guy on our show who got into trannies, and he would just fuck them in the ass and he felt like, you know, he would look at their tits and he just imagined that they were girls.

And that was fine for him. So that would be fine for you too? Yeah, exactly. I mean, I've done it before, so. Oh, you have. Interesting. See, right. And so did you do it before by accident, like in this situation, or is this something that you go out looking for, like, on Craigslist? Because you found us on Craigslist, right?

No, well, I mean, like, I've been with girls that I put it in it, but I haven't. Oh. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so you haven't been with other transgender women? No, no. Oh, okay, okay. So you screwed girls in the ass before. you think that if it's a guy or a girl it doesn't matter because an ass is an ass.

Well, I mean, it's a little different, but I mean, I like this girl. So it's going to be, you know, there's a reason behind it. It gives me more incentive to even have some sort of sexual contact with her. Right, but you wouldn't blow her. No, no, no, no. That's a little out of line. That's a little out of line. Interesting.

And how did she tell you, like how many dates into it? Did you, does she, I mean, does she look like a chick? She obviously looks totally like a chick, right? She really does. And, I mean, it kind of caught me off going. But, I mean, it was only, like, after a couple of days. You know, at least she was honest about it. Right.

What's her ethnicity? She is Puerto Rican. She's Puerto Rican. So she's totally hot. You found her on Instagram, and how did she tell you? What did she say? We exchanged numbers, and she's a flat-out. She's a flat-out city.

So. Right. And you said you've stayed over her place a couple of times. You guys never, like, you never felt. like her heart on or anything like that? No, no. It's down there. I grabbed like thighs and stuff like that.

We really never really got like intimate. Does she have tits like fake tits? Excuse me? Does she have fake boobs? Like she have... Yeah, and they're big. Yeah, she has big ones, huh? Yeah, it's probably like a D or a double D if I gave letters.

Have you gone out, like out not in her apartment or your apartment kind of date? Dinner out to the bar or the club? We were hanging out like every weekend. Like for like the past month it was like every weekend. I went out. I met her friends. You know, we hung out, we had drinks. I would pick up from work.

We'd do a couple other things. You know, nothing crazy. Were her friends transgender or was she the only one? Her gay friends. Oh, gay male friends, right? Yeah, yeah, exactly. How old? And she's 23, right?

Yes, she is. And so what happened? She just fell out. after like a month, but after a month of seeing each other every single weekend, how did, like, actual sex never come into play? Kind of hesitant just because, like, you know, I don't want to lead into the wrong direction, and I wasn't as aggressive as I should have been.

In the beginning, I was pretty aggressive, like, the first two weeks, and then I kind of slowed down. I kind of got a little comfortable, and I kind of started to grow, you know, I caught a couple of feelings, so, you know. And is that why you stopped being aggressive, or were you not being so aggressive because you didn't know what to kind of do with the situation that was going down on down there? For me it's probably because I caught feelings and I didn't want to do anything that would like rub her the wrong way.

Like if I pushed for it, you know. Right. You start to think about it too much. Didn't want to drive her away. Yeah, exactly. But you drove her away somehow, right? Because you haven't heard from her in a while. I let me know that when she catches feelings she normally does like run away. Oh, she's one of those.

Yep. Now what does she do? Like, what's her day job? Okay, it's a lot. Okay. So she has actual job, you know. All right. No, I just, I'm asking that because, you know, maybe because you met her the way you know. No, you see her. So you got her Instagram because that's where you met her, right? So you see her on Instagram going out and doing all kinds of stuff. And what was your last? You said you sent her the last text. What was your last text? I had offered to pick her up from work, but then my second job called me, and I had texted like 11.30 in the morning and the offer to that when I was at my first job, and she hadn't replied. So I got home like around four, and my other job had called me and asked me to go in. So I texted again around that time and let her know, like, listen to offers off the plate, I can't pick you up.

And I never got replied after that. Okay, well, wait a second. Did you explain to her why you couldn't pick her up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I can't pick you off. I got to go on my other job. Okay. It's not like I received a text message or call from the first text message offering her the ride. Oh, how many hours before had you texted that message?

Like in between? Yeah, the first text came at what time, that same day? How many hours? These little technicalities make a difference when you're analyzing these things. I'm sorry, but they do. And I also know that she goes on her lunch break around to a spot. So what time did you text the first time that you'd pick her up? The first time was at 11th.

The second time was at like 4. Okay. And you haven't texted her since, right? Haven't texted since. Yeah. You know that that's the smart move. Like you cannot text her right now. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

I mean, I want to, but I'm not going to. Right. And at what point did she tell you that when she gets feelings for somebody, she kind of like backs off? Well, I had asked how many, like, guys she's talking to, like, If I was on the guy, and she kept the real with me. She was like, I only talked to, like, I text, like, two other guys. But at that point, we're seeing each other every weekend, A-D-N-C.

So, you know, I wasn't really concerned about two other guys that she's texting occasionally. Right, because you felt like even if she's got two other guys, you're number one. Exactly. I'm seeing her every weekend. Right. And then what did she say about her dropping off when she starts out feelings? What did she say specifically about that? You know, she really just said she didn't have anybody significant in her life at the moment.

You know, like, she's single still. But she was texting those two other guys. So I reiterated that, you know, I had caught a couple of feelings, you know, just so she could know. Right. How I'm feeling. And, you know, I made a little joke saying, like, you know, I don't want to run away from my feelings because I'm usually that type. Well, I'm not going to do that this time. Right.

Because I enjoyed spending time with her, you know, I enjoyed all that. Right. And what did she say? She agreed. I made a little joke about it because we go to White Castle. I'm like, listen, you're the only person I go to White Castle with. So if I'm running away from you, we'll never go to White Castle again, you know? White Castle.

That's cute. Yeah, so she laughed. You know, she didn't really, like, pursue the subject, though. No, but when did she tell you that she gets a little freaked out when people like her? like two weeks ago maybe three how did that come up like like the whole thing about how i feel and then i want like some sort of like where she's at like with it like how it you know what did she said she didn't really give like a clear kind of answer about how she feels but i was taking it as i'm staying over she's making me coffee in the morning you know all those sort of things there has to be

some sort of mutual feeling. So she said obviously what she was trying to say is like obviously I like you because I'm spending time with you and you're sleeping at her own. Exactly. She wouldn't be wasting the time, you know what I mean? Right, but you said that she explained to you that when she starts up feelings for people, she kind of like gets freaked out and backs off. Yeah, exactly.

And now if I could add this piece, she's been over on Instagram, you know, like posting pictures, this and that. And like the last picture she had posted, she went to some, some place with like her friend and all that and there was another guy there and other guys like hugging up on her so i mean she clearly it's either she wants to be single or you know she's just running away and playing a single life well first of all you're dating a guy right so we're talking about a guy we have to remember that not basically in her mind like even though she's a transgendered she's still a dude right so and you're more like the girl in this relationship you're the way you

speak the way you sort of express yourself the way you're in touch with your feelings you're more like a chick and she's like a dude so really we have to pretend that this is like we're talking about the guy Tommy she's a guy and she's acting like a guy don't get scared by the terminology or anything don't let it freak you out I mean it's the way it is

but it's the best way to explain it because she's gonna she's a hate she's she's wired as a man even though she's got tits and you like her like a girl and you're a little wired like a girl. And I think it's good. It's cute. Not like a girl, but you're more sensitive.

Yeah, no, you're in touch with your feelings. You actually know what you're fucking feeling. You're able to express it. And that's really cool as a dude. But you have to understand, she seems like she's more like a regular guy. Do you know what I mean? So, like, welcome to our world Joe Cool. Okay, this is what

fucking girls have to go through. Okay. Aren't guys confusing and irritating? I mean, I was a player before this. Like, I was doing my own thing. Well, so is she. Welcome to your match. That's what, this is what it's like for with to date guys, okay?

They're confusing. They don't know what you're feeling. And she's a 23-year-old guy. And she's a 23-year-old transgendered guy. So there's got to be a little confused, you know, like maybe the crossover is a confusion going on there. And you might be, listen, you know, I think it takes a pretty evolved guy, had a sexual guy like, you, you sound pretty normal, right? To actually be open. I'm sure

she gets a lot of dudes that are freaked out about it. Okay? And, and not... A lot of dudes that just want one thing from her. Exactly. They want to fuck a transgender one night just to get off on the kink of it all. And then kick her out. Yeah, you actually really liked her. That probably

freaks her out. She's probably never had that before. And when you like any guy too soon, it fucking freaks them out. Tommy, you give him advice because you're a dude. What's going on in this dude's head? No, this dude with tits head.

You keep saying that you fall in love with the soul. And I mean, obviously. Oh my God, I've never heard you say something so ridiculous in my life. I'm not talking about his love for her. Explain what this guy is doing to him. He's playing him right now. And before we got on the call,

I said to Kathy that I think that she, he is playing you. Meaning that going on Instagram, putting up photos and whatever. social media she's on putting up photos with hashtag single life and this and that oh my god is so fucked out hilarious he's fucking with you

now she's doing that on purpose guys like to do guys like to get girls jealous she's trying to get you jealous guys like that shit and and that's what that's what the whole plan is and no but you want to know what a guy told me recently a guy from a long time ago in high school that I really like that would

never like me back and he was gay by the way but he said even though he was gay, he would bring girls in front of me, really, because he thought he was straight, hot girls in front of me to make me jealous because he wanted me to say, fuck those girls, be with me. Like, he just wanted me to like him. Like, and that's how sometimes guys, these

guys are so twisted. They go about trying to get your attention by making you jealous and doing all these things, but yet all it does is make you insecure and think that they don't like you, right? It's like fucking toxic to a relationship. Because you're thinking maybe she doesn't let, you know, there's that question mark, right? Like, is she doing

this to get you to like beg for her back. Yeah. Do you really want to be in this situation? He's in the situation. He's got to play the game. We got to teach him how to play the game. He likes her. Okay, right? You don't know how to fucking game her and get her back, right? Yeah. Exactly. Well, then you know what? Start posting pictures of yourself. Yes. With real women. Yes. And then put under there. Dude, you got to do it.

And put under their hashtag single life with real girls. No, that, no. No. No. He was. If he wants to get, no, you have to. That's a little too much that last for him. Totally, dude. He's not stupid. No, Tommy, you're doing a game where he would, like, if he wanted to get revenge because this kind of like cheated on him and shit. We would be at that game.

But this is not that game. He wants to get her back. Yeah. So that game, you can't be mean. There's a very fine line. He needs to sort of make her jealous without turning her completely off. Like, he needs to think that maybe she's losing him for good. Well, if you want to get her back, I mean, obviously don't say the last thing, but put pictures of you.

out at parties with other girls and friends and this and that. Not specifically like you're with them, but you're around them. Yes, allude to it. Dude, you cannot let her know for sure you're with them, but allude to it. You have to do it. Do you have an Instagram? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, now you used to be a player, right?

This one's got you. This one turned the tables on you, right? That's what always happened. Now you've got to flip the script, man. I'm sure if any of your old girls that you played were listening to the call, they'd be so fucking happy that it's finally happening to you. I mean, I also want to step out of my boundaries and just post something that I don't normally post on Instagram. I also don't want to do that.

Right, but let me just tell you something when it comes to games. Like sometimes even if it's obvious that you're playing a game, it still will fuck with their head. I have to tell you. It's just the truth. Like, seriously, like you could, what do you normally put on pictures on your Instagram? What's your normal shit that you have on there? Either of me, my dog, you know, things like that. Okay, well, this is what you do.

Next time, invite one of your female friends over. Put in a picture of your dog, but then make sure that in the picture of your dog, there's like a girl's feet with high heels on in the picture. Do you know what I'm saying? Or the girls hugging your dog. No, I'm so smart. Shut up. The girl's hugging. No, that's too much, Tommy.

He doesn't want to do that. No, put the shoes in there, or the girl's arm or her hands patting the dog. Do you understand? Allude to it. So it has to be like she thinks she's catching you that you didn't do it on purpose. I mean, I could have put something last week, and I went out, I went to some full party. I could put, you know, pictures up, but I don't take pictures of that stuff like that.

No, no, no, that's what I'm saying. Don't take pictures of girls and bikinis and shit, because that's not your thing. Take a picture of your dog or any of these regular things, but put a girl in it, but only like she has to sort of see the girl, like whether it's the girl's hand or the girl's pocketbook right next to you or the girl's feet. I'm telling you, you got to fucking game her back to you. Guys like that shit, and she's a guy. You know.

Also, yeah, but also I would have to get her to see it. just have to hope that she does see it. Oh my God. Let me tell you, if she liked, okay, let me ask you this, because we all have instincts, gut instincts about whether someone likes us or not. Did you think that this person liked you? You were there, you hung out with her. You do you know what I mean?

Like, what was your feeling about her feelings for you? Stuff holding hands. But did you think that she liked you? Was that the vibe you got? Yeah, yeah. Clearly I felt like that a bit. Okay, so you're not crazy. I bet you you're right.

No. I bet you she liked you. She got freaked out. Some people don't like it. when people like them. They're not used to it. She probably isn't because she probably gets like, you know, guys get really freaked out when they find out that she's a he and all that shit.

You're like offering her something normal. Remember when you were a player? How would it feel when girls started to like you? You probably got creeped out, right? How did it? Right? And what did you do? Yeah.

I mean, I also feel like I lost a little bit of my aggression. So like she kind of kind of like got thrown off a little bit. Yeah, doesn't it suck to be on the other side? It tilted your game, man. It tilted your game. You might have to just go back to being a player. Doesn't it suck to be played?

You know what I mean? It does, but then, you know, I'm going to have to go see her again. And if I haven't spoken to her in a week, I have to bring that off. What do you mean you're going to go see her? Where do you see her? Do you guys hang out at the same places? Is there a way that you could sort of unintentionally bump into her? Yeah.

It's not really like that. So you're going to have to. Right. You're going to have to wait. I bet you anything that bitch is going to email you or text you or something eventually. but I think you need to do something to sort of make her think that you've moved on. Do you understand? Yeah, but you can't call her.

No, he's not got her. You're not going to, right? Yeah, don't contact her. Let it die. N, C. No contact. Really for the rest of your life. If you never hear from her again, then you just have to let that shit go.

But if you want to play a game, you have to be vicious. You cannot do a contact, but you could contact her through the ways that we express. Like you, trust me, if she's, you, trust me, if she's, She likes you even in the slightest. She's looking at your social, your Instagram. Swear to God. Swear. So do you have girls that are your friends?

Yeah, I mean, I have cute. Okay, so you bring on one of your girls with some hot-ass shoes on, and you just put your dog on the floor, and you make sure her foot is in the picture, and you take a picture of your cute dog with her hot heels, and you put that on Instagram. Just like it looks like an innocent picture of your dog. Do you understand?

And she'll think that she's like being a detective, and she's going to be like, oh my God, he's with a girl. You've been replaced. Yes, I'm telling you. And you cannot contact her. We can't stress that. No, I believe that he's not going to contact her. We can't stress that enough.

You can't text her or leave a message or anything because you have to set the vibe that you're past it. You don't even care about her. And then when you strategically post these pictures, you're going to see. Your phone's going to be ringing off the hook. Because listen to me, Snoops, okay? You were a player, right? you're normally the other side you're normally her in the situation right

with girls what would happen when you would blow up your girls they come like begging for you back like what was the typical scenario when you like when a girl starts to catch feelings for you and you're just fucking playing them and you're not into them you disappear right yeah exactly it wasn't too hot and then what would happen with the girls chase you down

like what would they do call me back you know they blow up your phone and then would that turn you on would that make you want to see them again no not at all exactly So I think he knows that that's the wrong way to fucking play it. There's no calling somebody. She wears the pants in this relationship. She's the dude.

She's ruling the thing. You even said it in your email. Like you would even take her to be friends with benefits. You don't need like a full-on relationship, right? Exactly. I'll take that. I'll take what I can get at this point. You'll take what you could get at this point.

But don't let her know that. Exactly. Yeah, clearly. Yeah, exactly. You need to, the only contact you have right now is the Instagram. and you have to hope that she's watching. It's very indirect. Yeah, and you have to do indirect things.

If you're out at, like, you know, and you have to do it in the way that we said, and you have to play a little bit of a game. If she did catch feelings for you, that shit will bother her. If for some reason she was just playing you and she didn't care, there's nothing you could do about it, dude. Like sometimes you have to spend, like,

enough time with someone to get under their skin. If you got under her skin, those shoes of that other girl will bother her. If you didn't, there's nothing you could do at this point. Do you understand? But then the next step, The next step is when If she does, when she does

Contact you back, she's gonna give you the, you know, what is this? Or why haven't you done this? And then you gotta throw it right back at it. She's not gonna say that. You don't think? Yeah, she's not. She's not gonna say.

Yeah. They don't come out just blinting about it And just be like, hey, what's going on? He's the girl in the relationship. That bitch is the hashtag single life. She doesn't give a fuck. She's gonna come back like nothing happened. She didn't put that hashtag

was a friend of hers and she was tagged in the picture. Oh, oh, I thought she was hashtagging it. Nah. Oh, I mean, she did comment on the picture put like a little heart or something like that. But, you know, it's still there. And she had pictures of her with a guy, too, right? Yeah, she did that one. Did she look like she was, like, into the guy?

Could have been, could not. Whatever. Who gives a fuck? It doesn't matter. You can't worry about the competition. You just have to play your game and you have to play it well. And like I said, if for some reason you didn't get under her skin, there's nothing you could do about that. Then you move on.

Yeah, you'll just never hear from her again. The only thing you have right now is to hope that you did get under her skin. If you did, she is casually looking at your Instagram. She probably doesn't even understand that she even fucking likes you, but she might be doing it anyway just to check. And you got to throw some things in there. And I swear to you like clockwork, if she did kind of like you, if you put something on there, it looks like you're with another bitch. you moved on, she will contact you. And it won't be a coincidence that it's right the next day or an hour later.

It's happened to me a million times. I'm a girl. I date guys. You're basically dating a guy right now. Yeah. Okay? So you're being played like women are played and you got to play the fucking game. And your only thing you have right now is to get him jealous.

Okay? Yeah. That's it. And, you know, can you, what we do, you know, What we have on our call sometimes is we have people call back and give us updates. I don't know if you checked our podcast online. We're on iTunes. Strictly anonymous.

I'll take a look at it. Yeah, strictly anonymous of the podcast. So keep us updated. We'd love to let people know what happens to our callers in their situation. So I want to know if you post that picture, I want you do the picture with the feet or the purse or the hands or something, okay? And then... Just something. Something of a woman's body in the picture, but it needs to look like it happened by accident.

Do you understand? It's not a picture of the hand. It's a picture of your dog. You just put something of a girl's in there, but make sure it's a hot-ass girl. Like, don't put man hands in your picture. Don't put a girl with manhands. Do you understand? Make sure nice manicure, really nice high-heel, hot, sexy shoes.

Do you understand? You do that, and then you let me know how long it takes before you get an email from her. I swear to you, it will work. It'll work. Don't worry. I promise. posted and then we're going to update people and let them know. All right.

I will. All right. Thank you guys. Good luck, Snoops. All right. Thank you. Bye. Bye.

Hilarious. I like to tell you, kept reminding him. What? No, well, how he said, oh, I'm not going to go near her penis or anything. I'm not. That's cross in line. Right. But in the conversation, you kept reminding him that he was the girl and she was the dude.

I know. For some reason, you were horrified by that. Like, but that's. the truth. No, no, it is, but I didn't, you know. I could not, no, but Tommy, I couldn't give, I could not sit here and talk to somebody about, and talk about her as a girl when he's dealing with a guy. He wanted tactical advice.

He didn't give a fuck. He wanted to get this bitch back. He knows she's a guy. I didn't know that. I think you're just far up. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't want him to like hang up or something. I know, you're nicer than me. I don't know.

You're like to, you like try to avoid the truth. I don't think there's anything wrong with the truth. The truth is, this is a dude. He wanted advice. And I gave him the good advice That is good advice Yeah you wanted to talk about it What you said something

I said you're attracted to the soul No oh my God That was the cheesy Like what is a good line I swear to you like Your penis shriveled up And died when you said that like You think it went in?

Oh it was you have an innie I have an innie right now You said something so By Kathy He's only attracted to the soul Well he's not attracted to her penis What are you fucking talking No he was attracted to her double D

Tits stupid. Did you hear him talking about how big her tits were? Yeah, if he could put a letter on him. He was attracted to her fucking tits. He loves her tits so much that he doesn't give a shit about her cocks in his face, okay? He's talking about the soul. He hasn't seen it yet. He doesn't know. Tommy, the soul.

It was like so ridiculous. I was good. I was talking about the truth. The truth was what I said. And he just wanted to know how to get this bitch back. Yeah. But we couldn't analyze it like she was a girl. She's a guy.

She has a guy brain But she's not even in the right guy headspace probably What do you mean? She does on hormones and like Maybe not She's got fake tits You don't need hormones for fake tits You just need silicone implants

She's got a dick So she doesn't know In hormones You don't know her status She's 23 She goes to White Castle She doesn't have money for hormones Okay

The only hormones No maybe she's No the only hormone she's getting her In the burgers in White Castle Okay And they don't give you tits Maybe the new guy she's with in the picture is the one paying for the shit now. No, most guys would be one off with her like he said.

This is a guy that actually really likes her. It probably freaked her. Probably like any guy. Guys don't like when you like them, not when they're 23, Tommy? That was their place. White cat. Tommy, if some girl liked you for your soul when you were 23, you'd be fucking horrified. I would.

You'd be like, you got to go. That was the worst thing. I didn't say to say that. Oh my God, I'm going to play it back to you. We need to play. I'm going to play that back. on repeat. Like they do it on Andy Coney

does this thing like I forget what it's called a giff, a gif, I'm gonna gif your sentence. Thanks, that was the best sentence I've ever. Make me famous. I still can't get over it. Anyone spooked a call or anyone? We weren't, did it sound like I was spooking him?

I don't know. I tried a different route. You went the other way? I know, but dude, if some girl shows up with double Tits and a dick, you know, and a fucking rod hanging out between her legs and he's not spooked, he's not gonna be spooked.

He said he never saw it. It didn't matter. He knew. But how did he sleep over? He's not going to be spooked by anything. He would sleep over and she made him coffee. He never saw it. No, he said he didn't even go down there.

He never slipped out the side. No, he never went there. That was a, you know, I don't know why we didn't get into that. I wanted to know, like, did she blow him ever? Like, you know, why didn't they ever take it to, like, the next level? Maybe she thought he was, like, a little fucked up. Maybe we should have got into this with him. Maybe he was just getting used to her soul.

Oh, Tommy. I didn't want to spook him out. Like if there's a transgender girl with big tits and a cock didn't spook him out, nothing's going to spook him out. He was a very open-minded guy. His feelings. Oh my God. This was a guy too, by the way. Even if he was a girly guy, a sensitive guy, he's still a guy feelings.

What do you mean? Obviously, you have a lot of feelings because you're mad at me right now for making fun of your soul. It's okay. I can take it. Tell me, I'm like more of a man than you are. I don't know who that's insulting. That might be insulting to you. Totally.

But you know what? I have tits and I'm like a guy. So there are guys that would like me. Look, this guy likes her. I have tits, a man personality, and I don't have a cock. So there's a lot of guys that would like me, I guess. I'm 23-year-old. Oh. No.

How is this becoming about me and you? I don't know. Anyway, I think I gave him solid advice. I love to play these vicious games because, you know, people and human beings, you know, sometimes it always comes to a point where it becomes a game. you're a very good game player Tommy you said tell me situations you're this sole bullshit this isn't even you I know you as a

game playing player okay and you're vicious I feel like my game's been rusty your game is rusty your game is fucking rusted off your game is dead you have no fucking game but I knew you when you did back when I did I was

you were a massive game player you would probably drive women mental with your shit but I do have to say social media makes shit so much fucking harder. You have to be, you have to think about every one of your moves. Not even everything that you do, you got to worry about every. No one's thinking about it. No, no, no one even thinks about it.

The only time you're ever going to think about it, Tommy, this is the problem with social media. The only time you're ever going to be worried about your shit on social media is if you really, really like somebody. And you know what? No one ever gets to that point because social media cockbox it because the minute a girl likes a guy, she finds it all his shit, she looks, and she becomes insecure. because she thinks these pictures with these girls

and no one ever gets to the point where they take it to the next level. Yeah. Yeah, because you can't even get to that point. So nobody cares. Everyone puts up pictures of everything and nobody gives a shit and that's just the way that it is. And that's why this guy's going after he's-she's because it's like everyone else is everyone's so fucked up. Social media makes it miserable and

so difficult. What's the guy's name who invented Facebook? Joe Zuckerberg. Facebook is so dead. Facebook is such for losers. Yeah, Zuckerberg. He fucked us all. And isn't he like a social like just disaster? I don't know. I don't really care.

I don't like to talk about celebrities or people. He's not a celebrity. He's an asshole. Why? Because he created Facebook? Whatever. I mean, it's not just Facebook.

He just bought Instagram. I know he bought Instagram and then he just bought, what did he just buy? I have no idea. Now you want to talk about celebrities? Okay, he just bought something else, Google or something. I don't remember what it was.

Fuck! I can't remember what it is. I'm like, but I saw it. It was like a very big news story. Oh, WhatsApp. He bought WhatsApp for hundreds of millions of, like for billions of dollars.

That's a cool. an application. I don't like that because you could see. You could literally see the person texting. You could see the last time they were on. You could see when you ask them a question, they're texting type. They're like they're online, but they're not texting you. It's too much information.

I don't like anything with too much information. I just like the fact that you can free text people. Yeah, but there's a lot of other ones that you could do it. I switched to Viber because I don't like it. There was a guy. Viber. Yeah, Vibre. Vibers is, yeah, you like a vibe.

Vibre. It's very hot. Vibers got a soul. WhatsApp was too much information. And people don't like it for that. thing too. It also makes it you're dating somebody, you like somebody and they're texting you and then they drop off and you can still see they're online so they're texting somebody else and all of a sudden you're not like number one. I prefer text messaging to think if you haven't text me back that you're so

busy that you can't text me back. I don't want to know the truth. I don't want to know the truth that you're literally looking at your phone avoiding me like the plague for no fucking reason that I'm just bottom of the barrel in your life. I don't want to know that. I want to live in fantasy land, okay, where I'm fucking number one. It's the only place I want to. I'm going to start posting pictures with my cat and a man's feet in it. And I'm going to text you those pictures. Oh, God. I thought that was good advice.

That I think was great advice. But I hope he just does follow. Rule number one is don't call her. I could tell he wasn't going to. Yeah, don't ever call. That's what you got to do. I'm vicious with that. I'll never talk to someone again if they don't text me.

Whatever. It's going to sting, but you got to do it. Who cares you get over it? You know what? There's always somebody else. If you just let go of somebody and stopped calling them or whatever, eventually you will forget about them it's like cigarettes when I quit cigarettes I thought about those fucking cigarettes for a long time eventually I just didn't care about

cigarettes anymore and that's how it goes with people too you just get addicted to them well you're older now at 50 it's easier to say that than when they're at 20 go fuck yourself are you 40 yet no yeah you get two more years I got two more years yeah but you're going bald so it's like that's still a crisis I've been going bald since I was 17 still a fucking crisis I'm used to it don't go there with the age thing because I could fucking viciously attack you I don't want to to fight. Exactly.

I just want to be in touch with my soul. I want to go there. I want to be in touch with my soul. Oh, my God. Your fucking soul. All right. Let's end this circus. Yeah, I'm going to let you go because this is like a shameful call for you.

But, you know, I think we gave him great advice. I want to hear if that tactic work, that tactic, my tactic worked. I believe it will. I hope he did. I really. I wish he was my good friend because I'd come over his house and stage the whole thing. I bring over like 16 pairs of shoes. I'd try different nail polishes.

Like you just get the best picture. I think games are fun sometimes when you have to play it. Like, I don't know. I think it's kind of fun. And don't forget to email us at Strictly Anonymous Podcasts at gmail.com. Yeah, it's email us. Keep hitting it. Yeah, email us if you want to be on the show.

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It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being girl story. Like I said, 17 stories.

And they're all told in the third person. And they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse letter. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories. 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format. And finally, the audiobook is available coming out August 25th. But you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it. it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint. Okay. There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me. Okay. I give it to people who buy

my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other. And that's what you get to do there. You can post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total, strictly anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook or the paperback. Send it to me at strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com and I will send you the link to a Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in.

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