Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 014 - Robert the Sex Addicted Craigslist Cheater

Episode Date: March 16, 2014

Robert cheats and he likes to use Craigslist to find people to cheat with. He goes online to find women to bang as well as find guys who are interested in joining in. He's into anything and everything and he shares the details of his most recent dirty, sexual escapades with people he met online. Tune in as his total lack of boundaries makes for a very interesting podcast.  **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. Craigslist is definitely the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.

Real problem. Does your friend know that you're banging her? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your reflect lie. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whips and check. Here are your hosts, Kathy Kay and Tommy. Hey, welcome.

Hey, welcome to Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Tommy's going to take it over from here. He's the new intro guy. Hey, welcome to Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Thanks for tuning in, joining us, logging in. I don't know, what's the terminology? Signing on, subscribing. There we go.

Pressing play. There you go. Strictly Anna's podcast, where anything goes, you can email us anything. You know, relationship problems, sexual fetish you're into, something going on. You don't know if it's right or wrong, too taboo. You can email us at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. And also follow us on Twitter and Facebook at Strict Anonymous.

That's the Twitter. That's the Twitter and Strictly Anonymous podcast on Facebook? I don't think so. Just fucking look for us. Yeah, you got to get your guy to start working that. Yeah. But listen, we need you. And also, you know, if you're subscribing and you're on,

we would really appreciate whether it's favorable or unfavorable. Obviously, we'd appreciate a favorable review. Takes two seconds. You don't want unfavorable reviews. Don't try to be politically correct. You tell the truth. They don't fucking write bad reviews. Please write good reviews if you like the show.

If you don't like the show, stop listening. That's it. If you don't like the show, stop listening. Don't take the time to write a bad review. That would be ridiculous. Okay, so yes. So you click. Thanks, Kathy.

Do you know what I'm saying? No, yeah, write a fucking good review. Yeah, fuck you. You're being too not. You're being fake. No, fake is a word. Nice is as one nice and fake. I'm not being fake.

I'm not being fake. I'm not going to write a bad review. You want bad reviews? I'm real deal. Wait, can I just ask you a question? It's not Canal Street. You want bad. You want a two dollar Chanel back?

No. You don't want. I don't look like a Chanel bag. You don't want, you don't care about bad reviews? No, but you know what? The show's, what I'm saying is the show's real. Yeah. And if you think I'm a, listen.

If you think I'm a fucking asshole and you think Kathy is the biggest pain in the ass, which she is not, in the entire world, fucking write it. You know what? No. Whatever. Or send an email. You know what? Write a good review. Send us hate mail.

How'd that sound? I got hate mail every day talking about it. I was very excited for the first hate mail. Right? Like, I was like, oh my God. It was very exciting. I'm going to read it to you. Did I ever read it to you?

No. Let me just tell you who we have on the call today. Let me just finish this up. You go on where you subscribe. You click into reviews. You log into your iTunes and you write a five-star review. All right? Exactly.

There you go. Tell me, that's more our style. That's our style. That's how we roll. Yeah, tell the truth. We want good reviews. If you don't like the show, don't listen. Yeah, fuck you.

Yeah, exactly. I'm not allowed to curse. Tommy can. I can because I don't have a problem. So our caller today, oh, I was going to say if people want to write in, like, you know how, like, if you have a problem where you just want to have, like, a complaint about something, but also if you just want to brag about, like, a really hot story that you had, that's kind of what John does.

He doesn't even really have any problems anymore. He just calls in and gives us his, like, dirty stories. And I think people like that. It's kind of interesting. So if you're, like, involved in something that's very sort of, sort of, of out of the box, something that normal people might not have ever heard about or take part in.

That's what people like to hear, so give us a, send us an email and we'll have you on the show. You can be totally anonymous, nobody knows who you are, and so you could let your freak flag fly back. Yeah, I mean, and if you haven't gotten laid in a while and you just got your ticket punched and you want to just glow about it? No, that's boring.

Someone that just got laid? Who cares? Regular sex? No, if you just got laid with your dog, that's interesting. But if you just got laid regularly and you got late in a while, who gives a shit? If your kitchen is short a tub of peanut potter, call us in. Okay, Tommy, you're only allowed to take care of the intro. Now it's my show again, okay? All right, thank you very much.

I know your place. That was good. So our caller today is Robert, another boring name. I don't know. Call him with some good names. I know. Pick an interesting name. I think I don't reiterate that enough for them.

I don't think that they get it. Reiterate it again. Okay. So anyway, this is a simple call. This is just a dude that wants to change. He's a 53-year-old guy in a relationship, and he wants female variety. What should he do? So he's looking to cheat, and I think he's just looking to cheat successfully.

So, you know, we have Tommy on the call who could really help him. I wish we had Robert Kelly on this call because he wrote a book called cheat, which I'm going to pimp, you know, out to this guy because it's a really great book. So really, it's basically just to do that cheats, which I think is a great call because you know how many guys are like that. I mean, most guys want female. Hold on. Most guys want female variety, don't they, Tommy? Of course they do.

They do, right? It's just in your nature. You have fetishes about different type of women, different leather, lace, all those different. I think one of the top fetishes that no one really recognizes is variety. I think everybody recognizes it. I think every girl recognizes it when the waitress walks by and your guy that you're with looks at her ass, and then the hostess walks by and he checks out her tits. And then the old lady walks by and he looks at her tits.

We know that that happens. We're chanchos. This is the way that it is. Polygamy, please come back for my child one day. Anyway, I don't want to talk about that. We've talked about that before. We did. So that's our caller today.

Tommy, I want to know something, though, because me and Tommy, what he does, he comes over to my apartment, because that's where we tape the podcast. And just so the callers know, when he comes in, I don't like to talk to him too much. I like to do everything that we want to talk about on the show. So Tommy walked in with a really cheap bottle of wine. Like that is like a homeless person would drink. What is it? It's not even from the plane.

They're like nipper sniffs of fucking wine. What's a nipper sniff? Is that a word? Nippers. Nippers. It wasn't even a nipper. It was like something that a homeless man. They sold it at the pizzeria.

Across the street from your place. That's where I got it. I was buying her water. All right. I had a rough night. I'm not. We don't know a boring story. I'm not telling you a story.

If you fuck hookers and shit like that, you could tell this story. If there was only alcohol and nothing else involved, get to the point. I had a rough night. I don't drink. as much anymore. I'm older. I used to be a... Older.

You're not even... How old are you? I'm 38. I'm still in my 30s. Go on. I don't drink as much. I used to be a professional fucking booze hound,

but I slowed down because my body can't handle it. When my boys come in from Jersey, it was a birthday, we hit it hard. So you drank a lot and you got smashed and you feel like shit. Is that the whole story?

That's not what made me feel bad. What made you feel bad? Disco fries at 2 in the morning. What does that mean? Like cheese and gravy? Oh, it was so. so good. I hadn't had them.

That's like a jersey thing. They served it, though. Where was it? At the diner by my place. So you had, so you think that's what did it to you? Yes, my, yeah. The jersey. So anyway, I came in, it was delicious.

So. They're worth it. I woke up. I worked the whole day. We don't care. And now I need my little wine for a soft landing. Yes. And then I got Rupol's drag race tonight.

We don't care about that either. What I want to know about is, is that wine. First of all, Tommy comes to my house with this ghetto bottle of wine. And then. And then he's like a taste disgusting. And then he goes and gets a really nice wine from it. So he's drinking this ghetto wine from a really nice. And it's disgusting.

Not wine bottle. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're right. And it's your wine glass. It's the only thing you had in there. I know. Well, I have regular glasses, but this is the wine. I don't drink.

So this is for people like you that bring over cheap bottles of wine and wants to drink at my house. I have beer in the refrigerator. I don't like beer. No. It makes me all bloated. I have two different kinds of beer in my house. Does beer go bad? No.

Oh. Because there are guys that I like hung out with at my house. If you heat it. bring some beer, they bring it, and then they drink like one or two, because it's not fun to drink with me because I don't drink, you know? And then so that you could tell how many guys I've hung out with recently, but how many kinds of beer I have

in my refrigerator, why don't you go check? All right, I will check. There's Corona and then there's shut the fuck up. You are just interrupting me like mad. It sucks, doesn't it when something does it? No, but I just think that I'm more interesting than you so I think it's just detrimental to the show when you cut me off. When I cut you off, it's actually

helping the show. That's what I believe. Really? Yes. And I would like callers to send an emails and tell us what they think about that. If you think that's true. Right. Yes, I think people like when I cut you off

because sometimes you're dull. I want to read the hate mail. It's really good. I read it, read it, read it. The guy's name is Patrick. I'm sure he's using it. No, Peter. Or let's just call him Infinite Funk.

Because that's his email. Infinite Funk. Yeah, I'll delete the name. Infinite Funk. So Infinite Funk, Funk. emailed us and said, or emailed me, because it's really a trash to me. And he said, checked out your podcast via, you know what dude podcast. Wow, you get irritated.

And don't cut me off in the middle of this, okay? Let me go through the whole thing because it's great. Wow. You get irritated because your cat meows and wants to remove, and you want to remove its vocal cords and still being this way at 45 years old, you want to have a kid because you think in capital letters, you feel in capital letters that this. This issue of your child's paternity won't come up for a long time, and by that time, it'll be more common.

So it's okay? Five question marks. First of all, there's not one period in there. And then he says, you are completely narcissistic and selfish and probably the definition of an unfit mother. And then this is all in caps. Never, never, never have children. Five exclamation point. I just wrote back, L.O.L.

I was so excited when I got that because, you know, I. I got to say something First of all we can't even Let's not even debate his points Because I'm not going to debate any points But I'm just going to say one thing I mean Why are narcissists

No but why would You know what I mean That's going too far I know people write you know Nancy shit I don't think it's going too far They could go as far as they want This kind of shit

I love it It's so fascinating that somebody Would take the time To write a people that go this far are nuts And we mean people like that I like it I don't this kind of stuff doesn't bother me I don't like this.

Do you think that was... A total stranger could never affect me. Do you understand? Like never. Maybe my sister, who I'm really close with, if she was like really upset with me, like, that would actually affect me because I give a shit what she thinks

because I care about her. I don't know who Infinite Funk is, and he doesn't know me. I really believe if Infinite Funk really knew me and really knew who I was, he would never say that, but he doesn't. He's just judging me by my show, and he has every right to do that.

That's freedom of speech, and I love it. Maybe that's Puddy Schiffor's husband. No, that guy was, guy was so nuts. This guy's normal nuts. This guy, Infinite Funk is normal nuts. He's just somebody that just wants it. He just feels really angry because I want to, my cat, I fucking get irritated by her.

It's a guy who doesn't get laid. Maybe, maybe not. Who knows? You got bitches in your life problems with other people have or not, they don't care. I don't care. Anyway, well, I love hate mail. So if you want to send it. I don't like hate mail.

When I was on, you know what, dude, podcast, they sent me out on a date with, it went horribly wrong and I got to take that name out. I went on a date with somebody and they take that name out because I will. If you talk about it then I'm going to have to delete all of this. So anyway and it went horribly wrong and he went on Opin and Anthony and talked about it. And I got hate mail on Twitter like no one had my email. So they weren't allowed to write long winded hate mail, which I prefer. I prefer this long rant of this guy.

On Twitter it's like 140 characters. So I only got like I want to cut your head off and send it down a river. I want to kill you, die bitch, you're a con, like shit like that. You know, which was great, but this to me is better because it's really specific. He gets, like, really in there and starts really trashing me. You would cry. Don't write Tommy. Tommy's very sensitive.

I don't know if you could tell. Don't do that. Yeah, don't do it. He actually believes what strangers say about him, so please don't do that. But I can handle it, so you could. I'm asking for it, am I? A fucking target on my head right now. No, I'm really serious.

I said, don't write. I won't show you the ones. I won't show you the ones. It's okay. I can't. Angela. I'm a big boy now. Yeah, of course I would show you the ones. Of course, Kathy, be like, liquidate.

They hate you. Yeah, I send it to you, L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-L. This is hilarious. Whatever. Who cares? I mean, I personally don't care about. Like I said, it's not that I don't care what anybody thinks, but I don't care what changes, especially a stranger that's talking, you know, very out of line. He doesn't really understand.

I can't, like I said, I can't even really speak to his points because they're so asinine. You know, so that's sad. That's all I wanted to talk about your bad wine and our hate mail. Just cut it right to the core, why don't you? What, your bad wine? Whenever. Listen. Oh my God, you didn't make the wine.

This is why Tommy, you can't get hate mail. You can't even handle me insulting your bad wine that you brought over that you said was bad. Why did you just get upset when I said your bad wine? No, I said cut it right to the point. You said hate mail. Anyway, don't worry about it. It's all good. situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly

and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous podcast at gmail.com with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Hi, is this Robert? This is Robert. Hey, Robert. You're on the call with me. I'm Kathy and my co-host name is Tommy. I'm Tommy. How you doing Robert? All right. How are you? So it's Kathy, Robert and who else? Tommy. Well, you're Robert. Yeah, he's counting himself. Yes, there you go. And Tommy. Tommy's the guy. Tommy's my co-hosts. Tommy's the guy. Kathy's the girl. So it's the three of us. And you're Robert. So I read Tommy your email. I'm assuming because you're just like what you said is that you're in, okay, I need to, no, you have one. I need to be louder. He's saying.

You're in a relationship. You're 53 and you're looking for female varieties. So what I'm assuming is you're just like straight up looking to figure out how maybe you could cheat and get away with it? Well, I've been doing it. Right. I have been doing it. Okay. A, is there something wrong with it?

B, if not, I mean, I know there's something wrong with it. I don't know. You know, we talk about cheating so much on this podcast because there's so many different views on it. and even I have, I don't know that it's wrong or right. So I love to talk to people like you. How long? Let me ask you a couple of questions, though, first. How long have you been in this relationship?

Are you married or are you guys just dating? Dating. And how long you've been dating? Five years. Five years. And now you're 53. Have you ever been married before? Yes.

How long were you married and how long ago? 20 plus years. So you were married for 20 plus years? Yeah, 20 plus. 20 plus. So why are you dating? You should just be playing the field. No, but how long?

Wait, how, Tommy's right. How long? Because I like a little bit of stability of my life. You like somebody home on Sunday, right? Tommy, you were the same exact kind of guy. I like somebody on a Saturday and Sunday,

somebody who I can hang with somebody who I can get really close with. All right, all right. I understand that. And I like variety. I like the chase. And again, I like the variety.

See, that's the no, but I'm going to tell you as a woman, that word that you just use. is the most horrifying. The chase part, okay? Like, because the chase involves.

Oh, I like he's feisty. I like him. Go. You say something. It's not just the chase and then drop it. I want to, you know, I want to conclude with, you know, with the act.

Yeah, but that's what I know, that's my whole point. The problem with, this is where as a woman, because I always talk about maybe being open to open relationships. I believe polygamy should fucking exist. Like I'm pretty open-minded. I mean, not that I, and I've had very different kinds of relationships.

So I'm not so anti-cheating just for the sake of like a guy needs a variety and he goes and he fucks a hooker and he comes back to his girl and everything's cool. My problem, what I just said about the Chase thing that I think, you know, is the worst part for women is when that chase is involved in a man needs that as well as just the sexual thing, then that gets into like you're cheating on a different level because then you're doing a lot more communicating with that person. And I know a lot and a lot of guys that cheat do like the chase. They are like you. And that's where it becomes more complicated. It's not just like a guy that thinks he just wants to go get fucked by somebody else every now and then. He's actually like, you know, having text message exchange and getting girls to like him and playing. You don't know what I mean.

And it's a whole other sort of separate fantasy relationship you're having. And that's what pisses girl. That's what's so hard, I think, for a girl to get, to sort of, you know, accept. Kathy, the person that I'm with or the person that I'm, I'm chasing. The person that I'm chasing is typically in the same situation. Right. Either they want

a, as Penthouse magazine used to call it, a Ziplice fuck. Right. Titulation. Tittalation. No, where's that's just a fuck. No, he said right. Exactly. It's more like what he said, Tommy. I like I like that. Titalation is the is the flirting.

Yes. And the play and the banter and the sexual discourse that you have. Right. You know, the, I, I,

we're both in it for the same thing. I mean, I was with, I was just playing with a woman for a couple of months. Mm-hmm. Met her,

met her, on Craigs. Mm-hmm. She responded. She, she, I replied to her, to her ad,

weeks we got together. Old, I mean, she was old and I am. She was 50, she's 57 years old. Let me ask you, have,

okay, did she have pictures and were her pictures accurate? She sent her pictures. Her pictures were dead on. Okay, cool. And so she was still sexy at 58, was it? Oh, 57. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could send you her pictures. I want to see those pictures. Yeah, send them. We met at a bar in the city, a couple blocks from her office. At a nice chat, she says, we were talking about, you know, I was asking her about, you know, for her panty. She says, well, I don't know if I'm going to do that. You know, I know what we said. Talk to her about her blowing me in

the bathroom at the bar. Nice. This is like first 45 minutes of meeting her. No, this was like before we even met. Right. And she says, well, I don't know what if I'm ready and willing to do that, but I may have some other tricks up my sleeve. Okay, fine.

So we met at the bar, had a drink or two, and then she says, I want you to come with me. And we put our coats on. She took me back. She wanted to blow me in her office bathroom. but she wasn't expecting people to be there. And not only were people there, but there were cameras all around. Oh, shit. So she apologized.

I ended up meeting her a week or so later at a bar restaurant in the city. We went over to Macy's, went into the ladies' dressing room, lingerie dressing room. She picked up, you know, on the fly a pair of brawn panties, ladies' room, and she started to blow me. I bent her over. I came in her mouth, and we walked out of there smiling. Do you use condoms with your girls that you're fucking on the side? Most of the time. Most of the time.

With her, did you? Most of the time. What? Did you do it in Macy's? Did you use a condom there? Yes. That's awesome. That's just awesome.

Tommy's jealous right now. Tommy used to live this life. Tom, this was Tommy's life. Now he's married and he thinks he's going to be faithful. And he'll be living this month, his life in six months. She's not married. She works in the city. lives up north, a little north

of the city, or way north of the city. She was married many years ago, been out of a relationship for a bunch of years, and she's been dry. Yeah, she's been there done that, you know? No, dry, meaning she needs to get fucked. No, I know. And she said, look,

this could end at any time, anytime. Awesome. And we played, I have a buddy in mine whose apartment we played in. He and I did her. We had a threesome, a couple of times. I met her on my own A few times

People are having so much more fun than me Yeah, go on Well, this doesn't have to stop here And then we were supposed to have another threesome And she texts me or emails me the day before Saying, you know, she can't wait for it to happen She's looking forward to it again And later in the day she says, I'm done

That's it, it's over So it was after one threesome? No, two or three threesome nice and then it was just over let me ask you this do you know like if you're on Craigslist like looking for you know people to screw screw it do you have you seen her

posting on there do you think maybe she just found another guy or she just gets bored there was a picture I asked her if it was me or if it was her she says no it's her she says I told you from the very beginning this can happen at any time I think she's a church lady and I think she had a church lady I'm sorry no epiphany

she's a fine she's fucking that No, she has no opinion. She's whacked in the head. She just went whacked. Like, she, you know. She may have been fucking nuts, whacked in the head, like you said. Yeah, but that's okay.

You made out for the better for it. Like, you got what you wanted. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but I so want to do it again. You need another. Where there's one, there's many. Yeah. And she would email me during the day and say,

I know this is kind of late notice, but, you know, I'm going to be down in, you know, up in Manhattan. Do you want to meet and fuck? Right. How many times did you guys, how many times did you see, her about in the time that you were

six or seven so six or seven and then a couple times with your friend and then she was done yeah yeah how did you know she was a church lady um because she had told me she was involved with her church she was um not not a

sexton or anything but she was involved she had things to do on you know on the weekends with her church right well now aren't you normally with your girl right aren't you normally with your girl on the weekends yeah yeah so that was fine that's fine Right, so it worked out fine. Yeah, yeah. She's a, she's a weekday talk.

She might come back around, though, this one, don't you think? Well, what do you think? What do you think, Kathy? I think she might come back. Tommy really wants to butt in. He's been dying to do something. What are you going to butt in to say? No, we were on a friend of ours, a friend of Kathy's podcast, Robert Kelly.

And he- I can't understand half the things you're saying. I'm sorry. You can understand Tommy? Hold on. Yeah. Can you hear me now? I can hear you now. Tommy.

And me now? You're the problem. I can hear you now, but you're a little muffled. Okay. Is that better? It's better, though, right? Yeah, but let's see how it goes. Let's see how it goes.

All right. What I'm saying is we were on a friend's podcast. He's a comic. And he told this story. He had this sex escapade after the show in the green room. With a couple. They were married. Tommy has a hard time telling stories because he doesn't get to the point.

And they blew him and he wanted his wife to fuck her. And it was great. And that was it. And he said. He ended it right there, and it didn't happen again, but for now on, he has that moment. He ended it. Yeah, he ended up. He ended up.

He ended up. He doesn't want to end it. No, no, no. But the woman ended it. She ended after eight times. Yeah, but maybe she just said, that's it. I don't want it to go south. I don't want it to get any further.

She wants to remember this as like a hot, awesome little. Yeah, maybe. You don't know. Listen, a woman like that, that's acting like that, she's got a little, something might have went off and that's it. But you'll probably, I bet you anything. She'll come around. hear back.

How long has it been since you heard from her last? Oh, second week in January. Oh, okay. So no contact. Have you tried to contact her? You're not stopping her. Yeah, yeah. And then she said, you know, we would post ads together looking for either a single

woman or a couple. What was that? She was interested? Yeah. Yeah. And either another couple. She's not by, but she would kiss a woman. She would finger a woman.

She would let a woman go down on her. but she wouldn't go down on another woman. Right. All right. So, in fact, I had her with another woman who was also the same way. Neither of them would go down on each other, but it was beautiful because they both, they each went down on me at the same time. So it was a beautiful thing. Right.

So you had that kind of threesome with her. I thought you had a threesome with a guy. You had a threesome with a guy. Oh, you did too. Double penetration? Full. No, no anal. No, okay.

Oh, so then how do you do double penetration? Two and one. We didn't. No, no, no. No, they didn't do it. Two and one. They just both fucked her. We both fucked her and she blew one and I think and she fucked the other.

This was this in Macy's two? No. No, that's not great. Okay, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. I mean, wait a second. Wait a second.

Guys, when we were leaving the Macy's dressing room, these two black dressing room attendants who hadn't been around when we got in there. She says, excuse me, but were you just in there together? We said, yeah. I said, oh, you're not allowed to do that. Oh, okay. We'll know for next time. hilarious. They're not stupid. Yeah, they knew what was going on.

Do you live with your girl? No. Oh, you don't. So you could have these trusts in your house? We're in a long-distance relationship, and we see each other on the weekend. How far is she, how far is the long distance? A hundred miles, 125 miles away. So she's in the tri-state area and you guys drive to see each other? Yeah.

Oh, okay. And do you, does she think you're faithful? Or do you have an open relationship? No, no, she thinks I'm faithful. She thinks you're faithful. Did you have these kind of things when you were married, too? I'm assuming yes. I'm sorry, what was that? Did you get on like this when you were married as well?

Yeah. Okay, so, right. And so you think that it's actually wrong? I mean, you said in the beginning, like, you don't know if it's wrong. You think that, of course, it is wrong. You think, like, it's wrong in what scenario, in what sense? It's wrong that you're doing that to the girl, or it's wrong because you're doing it? It's wrong because, because I'm,

in a relationship. Right. But why do you think you do it? Because you need the variety. It's just me. Okay. With that said, I mean, how would you feel if you weren't doing it and you were just faithful to this one girl all the time? I don't think he's capable of it.

You'd be miserable. I would be miserable. Exactly. But how come you can't, well, I guess it's like what girl is going to sort of get a moat? Because you have the emotional closeness from this woman, right? the woman that, you know, your long distance relationship, right? Like, what are you getting from her that you're not getting from these other women? Like emotional

closeness, right? Um, no, I, it's pure physical. No, no, no, from the one that you're actually dating. I'm saying, you're getting more than pure physical with her. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's what I'm saying, you I'm just saying, like, I'm trying to figure out a way that you could do it with women where you don't

have to sort of do it, you know, while you're lying, but no woman, it's going to be very hard for a woman to open themselves up to you emotionally if they know you're screwing other people. that's the problem, right? Right. I don't want to get involved in other people's emotions. I've got enough emotions with this one.

Right. I mean, how many? Right. We have a great time together. You know, we do family things together. So my relationship with her was, I mean, she was, she was still married the first three years of so that we were dating. She wasn't, she was living in the same physical structure, but she wasn't with her.

Oh, they were separated. Right. So they were separated. That doesn't mean anything. That doesn't mean she was cheating. So how many of these kind of affairs have you had in the five years that you've been with her? Two. That's it?

I thought for sure you were to say like 30 or you can't count. You know something? You want to know something? Wait a second. Affairs or how many women have I been with? No. How many women have you just had sex with? Yeah.

Or blow, drop anything. Probably about eight or ten. Okay. Yeah, that's what I figured. I thought maybe it would even be more in five years. Eight or ten? And you get all of them through Craigslist or do sometimes you meet them out in public? Do you do like really dangerous things like fuck people that you're friends with or like people that she might know or is this all done in a very like separate sort of life?

I'm flirting with a with a buddy of mine's wife. Mm-hmm. Yeah, see, that's what happens. You need more and more. That's dangerous. That's dangerous. She's, okay, it's going to sound very childish. But she started.

Yeah, well, of course. I mean, yeah, that's okay, right? I mean, like one night I was over at her house and he was another part of the house. You know, she was happy to see me, and we hugged, and she brought herself in real, real close and rubbed herself against me, and I reached around the grass, and she did not pull away. Nice. And then have you guys had any more reach-around since? Not really, but we're trying to. Right.

So you would go there. So you'd fuck your friends. So you're communicating with her about it. I think I would. Right. How would you not? If she grabbed your joint, like I have one friend who's always like Kathy, if like you want some. they grab your joint, you know, all bets are like, what can you do?

You know, so if you have a woman like that and they're after you, how, like, I think it would be, you know, what are you going to, how. You know, she didn't grab me. She just grind herself into me. And I just, you know, and she. But if it eventually gets that point where, you know, eventually it's going to be more than a grab around. And she, she said she liked what she felt. Wow. Interesting.

Is this the friend that you, is this the friend that you bang the old lady with or no? Is this a different friend? No, no. No, no. Now, that friend that you go and have threasons with, is he married or with somebody, too, or is he a single day? In a relationship, lives with somebody, but he's available during the day. And sometimes at night, we've been, but I've never done anything with, you know, his significant other goes into the spends a few nights in the city every month. Right.

So we try to set things up for those nights. Let me ask you this, because I'm not a guy and I just don't, like, how did these things come up for guys? Like, this is a friend of yours. And one day, did you just say, like, oh, let's, like, find a girl. to fuck together. Like, how does it come about that you guys like start doing this together? Okay, I'm a real, I'm a real dog. This is a guy I met on Craigslist.

Who was, I can't give away his identity. Yeah, no, no, no, no, don't do that. Oh, you know. But is he famous? Somebody, I met on Craigslist through another venue. What do you mean through another venue? Oh, but like work posting? No gay stuff, no buy stuff or anything like that. No, no. Okay, but wait, was it completely out of

like the sexual relationship role? No. No. It was within the sexual. And it was in that. It wasn't casual encounters or strictly like one of those, right? It was sort of like that. Why can't you out him? Is he like someone that we would know?

We don't need a name. Can't you just make up a name and tell us the story? That's what we're called strictly anonymous. It's the name of our podcast. Everyone makes names. Nobody knows who anybody is. Let's say his name is Jeff. Yeah, okay.

So tell us the story about Jeff. How did you find Jeff? On Craigslist. If you're not gay, you're not by. We was looking for something else on Craig's List. Mm-hmm. and I just basically asked

or similar to what I was looking for and I just asked him what his success has been like okay but what were you looking through the guys' profiles for how do you come about it just popped it just popped up it turned out to be like you know casual encounters women looking for men but it was

him it was just it was an out of the ordinary posting yeah well I have to say I was going to say before you found the only real woman on Craigslist because a lot of times you're going to email women and they're going to email you back, and it turns out it's a dude. I mean, we get a lot of, all of my guys I find and all of the guys on my call are mostly from 95% of them are from Craigslist, because that's where I post my ads.

So, and they're all, they're looking for the same thing, and most of them find it really hard to find women on Craigslist, because a lot of them are dudes or they're hookers. So, you know, I feel like for you to have found that 57-year-old, you're pretty lucky. So that guy emailed you back. He was looking for something different. Could you tell us what he was looking for? Was it something interesting? He was looking to watch

Oh, he was looking to watch people have sex Would that turn you on? Or join in Okay So you met him So you like emailed him and said Hey, did you have that girl at the time? Did you have that woman already?

Or were you like? I did, yeah Okay, so you brought him in through an ad Okay, that makes sense I just sent you some pictures Oh cool Gorgeous Okay, keep going

So you are you guys located by the way? We're in New York City We're in Manhattan, yeah Oh, are you guys fuck buddies or are you just friends? No, just friends. We're just friends. But we know,

me and Tommy know each other a really long time. Our box story is like I'm in my 40s. I quit drinking like 10 years ago. So I, you know, I don't get as much. You what? 10 years ago? I quit drinking 10 years ago.

So we always, I was very slutty and very, you know, a little out of my mind when I was younger. And now I'm a lot more tame because I don't drink. There's a big difference for me. Tommy was a former player. He was a chronic cheater.

He was like you, though. He really, I was, I was, I cheated or I had a lot of guys, but I would always be really honest. I rarely had, I didn't have that need to have that serious relationship. I would just have a lot of relationships. And I would tell every guy, listen, don't like get attached to me. Like, I'm going to sleep with whoever I want.

And like, like, I would have open relationships like you. Um, that was fine. But Tommy was more like you. I didn't do that. He had real relationships with real girls. And he just chronically cheated on them. Like sometimes he double dip, triple dip in a day. Yeah.

My problem was that I had like six. I never double dipped in the same day. Never double-dipped? I was the king of what they called the Triple Crown. What's the Triple Crown? The Triple Crown was I would go home with a girl that night. In the morning, I'd bang her again. She would leave.

I would shower. I would go out. Lunchtime, I'd meet another friend who maybe had an office job or something because I was a night person. Tommy adds a bar. On her lunch shift, come over. I'd bang her out. Take a shower. She would leave during lunch.

And then that night I would sleep with someone a different person again. Three girls, one day, triple crowns. How many triple crowns, Tom? God bless you. You're my fucking hero. Thank you. Tommy, you're my hero. You know what?

That's all I got these days. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. I bow to you. Okay? I'm a buddy. Okay, this can go on forever.

A buddy of mine. Who is recently separated. I know him personally. I know him professionally. his wife, who he separated from, thinks I'm a piece of shit. Because she knows? Why does she think you're a piece of shit? She smells you.

Well, I cheated on my wife. Oh, and that's what everyone. Oh, and that was like, okay. Yeah, so that was the cause of divorce. So, hold on a second. Ricky, I hope you, well, the guy in the office next to me, I told him it's going to be a weird phone call. Okay, yeah. And the walls of paper thin.

Right. So, and he knows everything that's gone on. Oh, okay, cool. So it's not a problem. I think actually he's beating off underneath his death. Are you that still on? Ricky, you pulled up to the desk really, really close and real quickly when I stood up. We have a window between us.

He could come on three-way if he has some good calls. That's good stories, too. He's got his own stories. Okay, he could call in separately. So go on. Okay, but I've asked him to join me on three ways, but he's like afraid. Okay.

I said, look, I said, look, I'm straight, you're straight. There's no, the only touching that's going on between the two of us is a high five. Yeah, that's it. No crossing swords, no crossing swords. No crossing swords, nothing. He's still nervous yet. I've got this one chick in the city who he may be interested in plenty, but she's not his type. She's heavy.

She's a big girl. She's a big girl. I used to love the big girls. Tommy's very much like you. He liked the big girls, the old girls, the young girls. Chinese, Japanese, Haitian. I like, I like, I like. Anybody who's enthusiastic.

Right. Okay. I don't want somebody who's sloppy fat. I don't want somebody who's a pig. You know, I understand they're big girls. They're little girls. Right. So go on.

You got to have personality. You got to have personality. You can't be sloppy and 30. You've got to be smiling. You've got to have nice pets. You've got to have a reasonable ass. And not a triple belly or double belly. You can be a big girl, but...

See, Robert, the problem I had was my type was anyone that said yes. Tommy. I was bad for a little while. Anyone else. So anyhow, she fucking, his ex or his probably soon to be ex, fucking hates me. In the meantime, he has, hey, Ricky, there goes that girlfriend. A landlord. But she, what was I going to say?

You're at work right now. She has no idea officially what he's done and what he does or who he does, although I keep on telling it because we hang out a lot. I say she's got a PI on you. She knows everything that you're doing. And he says, no, no, no, no. She just might not have the actual proof. But she might have the suspicious.

She may. I don't know. Well, maybe she's at the point where she just doesn't give a shit. I don't know. But, I mean, I've invited him along to parties, and he hasn't joined me yet. And I don't remember what the point of... What do you mean parties? Threesome.

Oh, threesome parties. Your own personal parties, right. Yeah, yeah. And I don't even know what the purpose of where I was going with this was. but oh yeah i forget because you started talking to your neighbor but well let's go i did one of my neighbors i did one of my neighbors also in fact when i walk into my building every woman where are you right now you're in your you're in my office oh you're in your office no i'm in my office though too all your guys know your business

no no only the guy next right yeah only the guy next to me yeah right we're small shop we're small office so he and i we share almost everything right Except our women, although I've invited him along. And he's not into it? He lives all the way out on Long Island and to come into the city or wherever I go is a bit of a trouble. He's not into it yet. How do you normally lose your girls?

You said you have eight or ten of these. Like what's the longest sort of girl you've had on the side? I know they're not relationships, but like this one you fucked her eight times and it was done. Like how long do the other ones last? Um, how long? What do you do? What do you do for a living?

I'm in sales. Okay. B to B. Right, okay. So, um, how long? I've never fucked anybody professionally. I've never gone after anybody, you know, in my business. Tom is married now, so now I have to delete that from the call.

Oh, I would love to meet you guys in person. I mean, we can have a fun time. No, you don't understand. Listen, okay, we're not banging you and we're not having a threesome with you. This is a strictly, we don't want a threesome. I want to do you. Kathy, me and you. That's it.

We'll keep it between ourselves. The great thing about Robert is, he doesn't even probably give a shit what I look like. I could be like totally busted. You just said before, I just need to be enthusiastic. Have somewhat of a nice ass. I need enthusiasm.

I need somebody with their teeth. I need somebody who's clean. Do you make out with these people? I could teach. I have. She's got big tits. You have, but do you normally? It depends.

It depends. But let me ask you this. Do these women catch feelings with you at any point if you're like seeing them consecutively or are they normally like this one where they're they sort of back off themselves three have three half okay one was my name my neighbor okay who who's a she's from Barbados so she's Bayesian I opened up my tour one night they well that's what they call themselves okay no no no I know I know I just haven't heard it yeah go on oh okay I never heard it before she told me either okay and it's funny because when we're

fucking um which hasn't actually it's only been about three four months months since we, I fucked her last. But she's not in my building anymore because that was a little too close to comfort. Yeah. But, I mean, one night, I just saw her. I opened up my door. She was taking her laundry down and she had a nice ass, pretty face and nice body and gets talking.

You want to have a drink. Yeah, fine. And we ended up playing with each other. Right. And it didn't fuck her. I just pulled out my dick, had her stroke it. And came all over her tits, which was really, really hot. And what do you do for the,

how did she get off? Sometimes I play with her pussy, but most of the time she was just happy getting me off. That's weird. See, I don't get that shit. As a woman, like, why isn't she, doesn't she want something for herself?

I don't know. I mean, you don't need to care because it's like, it's good for you either way. It's a zipless thing. It's a totally, okay, we have, okay, I need to discuss these pictures.

Is that you fucking her? So this guy, Robert, I just need to explain to the callers. Like, you didn't just send us he sent me us four pictures you have you have a weird boundaries Robert so you just send us nothing wrong with that no it's interesting this is interesting these you're the kind of person we're the kind of person we want on the show Robert okay we're gonna have a repeat calls with you we have a guy named john who lets his wife fuck other guys and he watches and he's like been on the show three times so we'll definitely have you back on so you send four pictures to her of your girl um you know the older woman she does have a good body she has huge breasts She's a little, but she's curvy.

You know, she looks good. And then there's pictures of you and her 69ing each other, and then her fucking you on top. That's what you set me. That's you? That's me, yeah. And then one of those pictures, you know. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a second.

The one where there's no head is the other guy, is Richard. Which one where there's a, wait, there's a 69 position, there's one with you on, as her screwing someone on top. Oh, no, the third picture is me. And the third, what about the fourth? She's, she's on top of someone having sex. I think that's the other guy. Yeah.

Okay, well, what I'm more curious about, because I like to blow up pictures and look at the background. Like, there's pictures on the wall of like. That's his apport. That's his apartment. Are those his parents or is he just really old? Because I see pictures of an old guy and an old lady. How old is he? Look at those pictures, don't know.

He's 57. Yeah, no, that on pictures, yeah, that's his, that's his, I don't know, somebody's parent. That's his parent? No, no, no, no. He's 57. Right. Okay. That's a picture to the, I don't know, in the middle is a picture of his girlfriend with somebody. I don't remember.

Right. So, okay. So that's what, I mean, I'm always, like when guys send me dick pics, I'm always looking in the background for other shit. It's actually interesting. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. You have to understand.

Obviously, Robert's not my real name. I, whenever I play, other than with my friend's wife, nobody knows. nobody knows me as my real name. Right. Well, that's why I'm asking you might cross over in. Like, that's why I wonder. Only once, actually it happened. I play with her four times.

A couple that I met, he wanted to watch her fuck. Okay, an older couple. She was probably, I've always liked a mature woman. Uh-huh. I like young women too, but mature women turned me on. He was an older guy He had to be in his mid to late 60s She was

I'd say 60 60, 62 years old Body that could knock the pants Off of any 30 year old At 60 At 60 Unbelievable body And he wanted to watch her fuck

Another guy So he and I emailed each other for a long, long Long time and finally and we couldn't get together we just couldn't set it up they didn't want to host

at their place I couldn't necessarily host at my place they only couldn't do it on Friday night while my significant other comes down on Friday nights or I go to her

it wasn't going to work and then my significant other was away so finally got it together we played they come into my place she's wearing jeans

in a nice top she says can I get and they will I pour a bottle of wine. She gets up and she says, I'd like to use your restroom. Right. And to change, quote, unquote, into something more comfortable.

I said, okay. And she and I had been sitting on the couch next to each other. We've been touching. She said she'd like to change, you know, go into the restroom. She goes into the bathroom. He leans over, he's sitting across from us. He leans over to me. And she said, okay, all right.

Probably go, with Mr. Happy. Nice. Were they married? I'm sorry. I forgot. Were they married or just dating? Just dating. Okay.

He was 17 years. I believe he had a medical condition where either he couldn't fuck for long. He couldn't fuck. But was he jerking off while he was watching you guys? He was rubbing himself a little bit. Right. His close date on the entire time. Okay.

Didn't fuck her. Okay. Or I fucked her a little. I laid her. Yeah. With this past, I decided I was going to try and videotape this. Without them knowing? Without them knowing.

Okay. And I set up. And she and I are kissing in my hands. Where is this happening in your place, right, obviously. In my place. Yeah, go on. So they knew my real. They knew my name.

Right. They were coming to my place. Yeah. I couldn't put every hand you all over her face. Uh-huh. And sex is all hell body. Turns like to turn off the light and I guess he sees the camera and he turns, he turns it face down. Right.

So all I'm getting, all on. Audio. What do you say? We take this into the bedroom. We finished the evening like an hour later. Everything's all fine. I mean, I fucked this shit out of her. She fucked this shit out of me.

I ate her. I forced her. Beautiful, beautiful. I couldn't come in her mouth. Okay? But there's a beautiful thing. That's where she draws the line. No coming in my mouth.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, early 60s. When I got her down on all floors, the fuck her from behind, she goes, no, no, no, no tush, no tush. Okay, fine. Tush. Not in the tokens. The weirdest thing.

The weirdest thing. Hey, no one in the tokes. Yeah, yeah. And the next morning he sends me an email. He says, I know what you did. And you'll never fucking see us again, yada, yada, yada. I know where you live. You don't know what I'm capable of.

Oh, shit. Okay. And I got a little nervous. Yeah. And then I said, like, what are you talking about? What are you talking about? And he goes, you know what I'm talking about? And I never heard from him again.

I would send emails. The email would bounce. He would, like, shut down the account, I guess. And then he says, you know, I said, look, I was going to make the videotape as a present for you and give it to you. That's what you said. Actually, my buddy Rick here said. That was okay.

My buddy Rick here said, try that. Yeah, that was a good try save. That was a good save. Didn't work. Didn't work. The amazing thing was, he saw the camera. And he didn't say, let's get the fuck out of here. He let it go.

He let it go. He let it go. He probably didn't want it. He wasn't a bus killer. I give him. credit for that. He wanted to, you know, he made a commitment. He knew his girl wanted to get off. He was horny.

He wanted to see it go down. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, he had to. And then he got pissed. Yeah. But let me ask you this. Do you have this kind of hot sex with your girl that you're with? Yeah. You do. So it's just strictly variety. Like you have like... It's strictly variety.

And do you, like, you have all these guy friends of your neighbor right now and your office is like right on the same page as you. You have another guy that you fuck with it. Like, do you find that most of your guy friends or exactly like this, or do you think that you're different than most guys? No, I think I'm different than most guys. Do you think... Yeah?

My guy who's separated now, I mean, he says... I mean, this guy gets more tail than almost anybody I know. Uh-huh. He's got women in his office. He's got people and he meets at the bank. He's got people all over the fucking place. Right. I mean...

So he's like you. He's worse than you. Or more professional than you. Well, he says, I'm his hero. And I say, Steve, and that's not his real name. Right, but you guys are probably this. You guys are both in the same mold. Yeah.

Do you believe in sex addiction? Like, do you believe in that at all? I do. Do you think that maybe that's what this is? Possible. Because it's like an itch that you can't scratch. You need more and more. And then that thing with the, you know, with the friend's wife and everything,

you have to get, you have to sort of do more and more to sort of get off. Mm-hmm. Right? And you're never like. A lot of it is living dangerously. Exactly. Yeah. And what is dangerous about what you're doing?

you're sort of bringing in the couples or finding them on Craigslist. Getting caught. Getting caught. Yeah. Getting caught. You would like to, you almost, like, that's the part of it. So how are you going to get caught if you're at your house and your girl doesn't live there and you're with like an old couple? I mean, if she's not there?

Oh, you fuck them when she's there? No. No. No. Right. No, I'm just saying, like, what about your scenarios get, like, you, you, a thing that you can. I mean, I live in an apartment building. My neighbors.

My neighbors. My neighbors. You never know. What little thing? Oh, okay, I'm just trying to think of all that gets them off. My buddy, Steve, I did his office manager. Who is this cute little number? She's so fucking adorable.

We flirted. She was with somebody. I was with somebody. She had a bad relationship with her guy. I still had a very good relationship and still have a very good relationship with my girl. But she just makes me horny. And I hang out by his office and we're talking. And my buddy is egging me on, hey, wanted you ask her out?

Wanted you ask her out? we were invited to my buddies to a party one night and I walked her back to her car. We were all over each other. We started to see each other. She knew my relationship. You know, I sort of bullshaded her on my end. Saying that, you know, we don't see each other all that often. I'm not sure where it's going.

And her guy is in and out of her life. And we fucked like three, four times. I mean, we had an awesome, awesome time. And then it just fizzled out because she's got a guy. Yeah, now we still see. other and he keeps on saying come on do her come on go ahead come on come on she's right for you she's right for you and he doesn't even care no i mean it's his officeman oh right right right he'd want to he'd want to do her but she says look uh no you're my boss that's too close right right right too close to home

right yeah well i mean listen i thought you were calling in because you needed advice on how to cheat but really you could be the guy you're doing pretty damn good i don't know if i'm doing it so good You never double-dipped. You never double-dipped, but what you're doing is... No, what was he going to say? What were you going to say, Robert? It's not... Do a lot of guys, do what I'm doing.

I don't know. That's why I asked you. I think that I know a lot of guys. I've always had a lot of guys that are my friends, and I think that there's... The majority of guys aren't that way, but there are guys that are. You know what I mean?

Like, I know guys like you. Tommy has been like you. And listen, a lot of my friends who are married, you know, I hate to say, but they're doing the same thing. But are they cheating to that extreme? Now, what about the women friends? Well, that's another story. No, not the same way.

Not the same way. It still goes on, but a much lower percentage. But it does go on. Yes, to 100%. I read something how 56% of all married men cheap. And the next sentence was like 53% of all married women cheap. Right. So, yeah.

I mean, so everyone's cheating. Women, I think, cheat in a different way. I don't know if they're on Craigslist doing stuff like you. But they are, because look, that woman was with you. You don't know that she didn't have a husband. She might have just been full of shit that she was single. No, I know her name. I knew her name.

She took me to her job, to her office. She, no, she showed me pictures of her family. I know her name. You could Google her. You could link in her. Oh, okay, okay. It's her. Okay, so she was definitely single.

Yeah, she was legit. Yeah. She wasn't like Mary. I met a girl on Craigslist. I met her in the city. She told me she lived in the city. It turned out she lived in the Bronx. She told me she was divorced. She wasn't divorced.

She was separated. Got drunk. We fooled around in my car, which was pretty interesting because I had a Lexus two-seater convertible at the time. I don't know how the hell we contorted it. I mean, I got it to her pants. But she was more into being touched than touching. She was more in the receiving end.

And then, I mean, I like to touch, be touched, but I like to go both ways. So for the longest time, she knows me as Robert. It turns out she goes to Fire Island. A friend of mine goes to Fire Island. He knows her husband at the time they were still, they were separated. Right. But he knows her husband, and it's too long of a story. It's too convoluted.

It goes off in too many directions. Right. But I mean, I would call her up every once in a while. she lies to me, but she doesn't, for the longest time, she didn't know that I knew who she was. When she was finally divorced, like a year afterwards, she had to sell the house. So she invited me up to her new apartment while her, you know, when her kids were out. And we fooled around in her apartment. She only sucked my dick once for maybe 10.

We were, we would make it in her bed, you know, and it's a whole long story. I'll save that for another time. So what are you ladies? So, Tommy. What are you guys looking to do? What are you guys looking to do? We're not looking at you anything with you, Robert. I mean, are you calling us to solicit us for some action?

Kathy, I'm so disappointed. That bitch. Yeah, we know how you like to roll, Robert. But no, this is actually, we have a podcast. It's called Strictly Anonymous. It's like a call and advice show. People call them with problems. Or sometimes it's just really hot stories.

Most of the time it is because I post on Craigslist. We get guys, you know, talking about their sexual problems or relationship issues. We just like to chat with people because people find this stuff fascinating. And we have listeners all over the world. Yeah. Tommy, let me ask you this. The question where he said are like all guys like this, are all guys like this like him? All guys. Just yes or no.

Well, obviously, no, because all is 100%. Right. But what I'm saying is all guys are thinking this. 100% of all married, committed men are thinking this. Right. Not all are doing this because it's just, it's just. the way we're wired, you know? You're wired to think it, but not all to it.

Do you think we're just wired like that? We are. We are. Because I know people that are, I mean, my partner, my business partner, I mean, not only are they married, shit, 45 years now, probably, but they work together every day for about 15 or 18 years. Yeah, that's called fucking retarded. It's fucking retarded. Yeah.

In certain ways, she could be the nicest person in the world. Yeah. In other ways, she was the biggest bitch. Not just to me, but to him. Yeah. Not just to him, but to me and everybody else. But you don't know what he does? He was totally, he was totally faithful.

He was totally 100% faithful. Or he could just be. I would put my balls on a railroad track. Listen. You never know. He could be just that good. I have guy friends that are faithful. So I know that there are guys that are faithful.

There are like 10% guys are faithful. And then I think 10% of guys that are built like you that are really fucking around a lot. And then there's everybody else falls in the middle. I think very wealthy men. Like I was reading up on Carl Lagerfeld. He says like really hilarious things. Like he talks about how he would never wind up being with anybody in a real relationship because once he's very intimate with someone, he doesn't enjoy sex with them.

So he's just into high class escorts because he can. And I think, and he says like, and he's not even really into porn because really he could live out porn right in his life. But he understands porn for the regular. Don't into it, Robert. He doesn't, you know, so he believes that, you know, porn is great, though, for regular people who can't do that. So I think some people, you know, don't want the danger that you have in your lifestyle, but they would still like to do what you do. But maybe they don't have the money or the time for it. But I think all guys like Tommy says thinks like that.

I think very wealthy men can actually live out what you're doing. Absolutely. You know, very easily with some money with really beautiful women. They don't have to do all the work that you're doing to find the women and everything. And then you have people like you. that will go on Craig. Listen, then you have guys that don't cheat at all. And then you have, like I said, guys in the middle that are thinking about it. So I think there's all different kinds. But you're not the majority. You're the minority. And that's the deal. But, you know, you're like a great

caller. Like I love, like I could talk to you for two more hours. We do our podcast only about an hour long. We're at an hour and six minutes because we chat. We chat before we get on the call with you. We're going to chat after we get off the call with you. But I want to stay in touch with you and have you back on. You're like he's like another John to me. You're awesome, Robert. Yeah. We want more stories from you, okay?

Well, can I tell your story right now? How long is that? Well, two seconds. Okay. While I'm on a phone with you, I'm on J-Wed. What's J-Wed? J-Wed, it's like a J-D. Yeah, okay.

I mean, I'm Jewish. Yeah, the way you say, time, time. I knew you were Jewish. That's because I'm from Brooklyn. Time. I really would go. And I'm looking at Randy, who's 48 from Aventura, Florida, who looks fucking gorgeous. Okay?

Then, while I'm looking at her, I get a text from the woman who I did the threesome with, with myself, her, and the woman from Westchester, okay, how she wants to do a threesome with two guys. And I fucked her several times, just the two of us. And every time I come into the city with my buddy Steve, I tell her we're coming in. She says, oh, maybe she has extracurricular activities. She's in sports and things like that. She says, oh, tell me when you come into the city, and we just haven't been able to hook up. So I just texted her a couple of hours ago saying, hey, look, I'm going to be in the city tomorrow afternoon.

What do you say we get together? She says, well, now I'm in a relationship. And quote unquote, sorry, hon, I'm seeing someone, so can't really see a guy alone. He knows two guys are a fantasy of mine. However, so believe it or not, he's, so, Believe it or not, he's okay with that. He'd like possibly join two one day. Okay, that's our next call, Robert.

I want you to, this is your homework, okay? Since you don't really need our advice, I want you to go fuck her in front of that guy, and then I want you to call back and tell us the story. It's gold, baby. It's gold. All right. That's what we want you to do.

Let's stay in touch, guys. Okay, and Robert, you try to double dip so you could out double dip Tommy. Triple crown. Triple crown. We'll talk to you again. It's good talking to you, buddy. Okay, great. Thanks, Robert.

Take care. Bye, bye, bye. Bye. Okay, that is like a John. He's a John. He's another. He's a call every couple of weeks. You know what I feel that he is? He just keeps going on and on. Yeah, but he was married 20-something plus years. No, he was doing this a whole time he was married. He's not like a married guy that can't get, he's been fucking people living like a single guy the whole time he's married. He's not like a married man that's living out of his fantasies. He's like a dude that was like wired this way even when he was married and did it and actually got divorced because he was married. This is not something new because he's out of a 20-year marriage. Can you tell by the way he talked? I can't wait to see where this goes. I can't believe he said naked pictures of himself.

His cock was in that picture. That's like so inappropriate. He looked, he thought he was going to call in and fuck us. Is that how you knew who was Jewish? I mean, he literally sent a picture of this broad 69ing him on top. And then another one. And then there's pictures of old men in the background and their puppies and like old, like old couple.

Like what the hell's going on this? God bless. I just think it's hilarious that he sent me those pictures And then he's asking us our story Because he wants a three-samey things You know and you know I think that that makes him even more interesting Yeah

I can't wait to see what happens This guy is Is many volumes of the novel Well he's like the typical guy That you would find on Craigslist right Like this is there kind He's kind of like Brandon the ex-sex I think it's like a sex addiction Do you or am I wrong

Or is guys just like this This is what I don't know I don't want to be judgmental And put labels on things I think it's easy to just say sex addict, sex addict, but I think he is it, there's definitely an addiction. But I don't know if it's the sex, the chase, the meeting new people or the situations and like the day after being like, I can't believe I was in a three. Yeah, that's all that. Yeah.

That's what he says. The danger, the chase. When you hear those words, I think it's a little bit. No, yeah, I think it's a little bit of an addiction thing because all that stuff feeds it. Do you know what I mean? and so he's living like a double life. What I don't know, you know, I still will never get why he can't just be single, but maybe you could answer.

Like you were the same way. You'd have to have that real relationship and then be, you know, why not just be open and just like fuck a lot of girls and be single? Because you want to have that emotional connection too. Yeah. That's why I don't understand why you don't think pulling is good. When you're faithful, I mean, you get to a different place. It's, you can't.

You weren't even faithful with them, but you still got to do a different place. You were like, had an emotional. You got other needs met from those women that you weren't getting when you were double dipping. When I'm married with my wife now, faithful, you get to a different place. Well, we're not talking about that. We're talking about you before. Oh, before. So are you saying that this guy, like Tommy, would you say that you're happier now or when you were like him?

Like, are you a little jealous of this guy's life or would you rather have your life? No. Being on both sides. Being on both sides, I like where I am now. And I'm not just saying that because I'm saying it, but I like where I am now because that other life, as they always say, on paper, it looks great. It sounds sexy and this and that. But you know what?

It was a very long, it's a lonely situation. You know, yes, you have these escapades and you get, you're almost high when you leave the situation or the apartment and you're in the cab and you're like, I can't believe I just had fucking pussy on my face and my ass and coke on my head. Nuts. But then you go home and you shower and you just feel. But see, I wish you would have brought that up. I want to, I don't know, he never talked about feeling anything weird about. Well, that's what we have to ask him the next time.

Does he have those moments of like, oh, what did I just do? He didn't seem that way. I mean, he was very on. He's a salesman. He had a salesy personality. He's talking to the guy next story. Yeah, no, he's got it going on. No, he doesn't have it going on.

He's got that salesman thing where they're just like, whatever. He's a little cheesy. And he was sitting there totally, you know, he's putting it on, right? He's like bragging. I mean, he was trying to get us to bang him. So, of course, he's going to be on his, like, he's not going to be talking about his, you know, sad moments after he fucks someone that he does, feels down. He didn't bring that to the table. Well, we didn't ask him.

Well, let's see what happened to the next call. We didn't do good. We weren't really good. I know you want to leave Tommy. I hate when you rush me. No, what? Did I? Stop it.

I didn't want to leave. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes, you do. You were telling me to wrap up the call for, like, sweating. No, because we were standing up. We were going places. I think your wine is wearing off.

Tommy's bad wine has worn off. He was drunk for a while. My moon wine has lined it off. Anyway, we'll wrap it up because this is actually a long call. It is an hour and 13 minutes. He was really great. I don't feel like we offered him anything, but he doesn't want anything.

He just wanted a threesome, actually. I think we did agree. We can't offer him that. Yeah, I think, no. But I think that this is going to be a caller that's going to bear a lot of fruit. Oh, yeah. And because he has lax boundaries, I'm just dying to see what more he emails me.

You know what I mean? Like that email where it's, He's got five pictures of him fucking her. I did not expect that. So God knows what's going to come down. That's on our first meeting. Unfortunately, we can't put that on Facebook or Twitter or nothing. No, we can't.

Maybe if we got a website. No, there's no. I would have to ax out their faces and their heads. But it's totally pornographic. Yeah, we don't want to do that. No. Let people imagine. I'll tell you what the pictures look like.

Like she's got a very curvaceous body. She's got a beaver. She's got a big bush. But we talked about this recently. Tommy likes Bush. So if you like Bush, she had a big bush. she had a bomb haircut which wasn't really attractive

I would tell her to grow her hair out a little bit I hate fucking bomb haircuts she had huge boobs like her she had good tits like very good she was like she was bigger but she was curved fine she was someone you would definitely

fuck Tommy in your day 100% I know you that would have been your type of girl if she's just dirty and cool and and there's pictures of her 69ing him and then riding

him. And then riding him. But he says that they're two different people. Yeah. Yeah, in a house. And that's so, to send those pictures, interesting. That's, you know. Very interesting. Yeah, I can't put those pictures up, but you could use your imagination. They're very dirty pictures. Very. Like, very, right?

I was horrified. I thought he's just got, you know, when John sent his picture of his wife, she was like in a bikini on the beach and he acts at her face. Like, he was a lot. You know, people think like John, I think some people would judge John and think he's like, you know, a certain way. but he's a little bit more clean cut.

This guy was straight up. I think he's just a sex addict and he's a dirty dude and he's into a lot of dirty things. Good for him. And he lacks boundaries because he needs that dangerous. So him sending those pictures to us. That was dangerous. Probably got him horny.

You know, to think that I'm looking at his cock right now. That's how they're why. That's how he is, right? That's what he's thinking. Tommy's putting up his pinky. He thinks his cock was small. No, it was. Tommy,

when nothing, everything is out in the open. Kathy's getting frustrated. No, you're just. You're supposed to talk about what you're thinking on air. Like, that's why we're on air. Okay. Okay. So you think his dick is small.

And you're right. It is a little skinny and small. That's okay. But he doesn't care, you know. Some people don't. That's a whole other conversation we can talk about size. Well, we're going to end this call because it's an hour and 15 minutes. And we'll probably talk to him again.

His name was Robert. And he was great. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called strictly anonymous confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers is.

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