Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 016 - John's Wife Has a Threesome with Two Pro Basketball Players

Episode Date: March 30, 2014

John calls in with another update and he has three stories he is eager to share. Him and his wife have moved on to the big league and are now swinging with a couple of Pro NBA players and their agent ...as well as the guy who set it all up. Listen in for all the details.   **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. Craigslist is definitely the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Is it real problem? Does your friend know that you're banging her? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your Greek black lie. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whips and check. Here are your hosts, Kathy Kaye and Tommy. Hey, welcome to sticking on this podcast with Kathy and Tommy.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Hey, how you doing? Thanks for joining us again. This is my little schick. Yes, I have lots of Girl Scout cookies. Oh, yeah, just so you know, we're not at my house doing the podcast. We're at Tommy's house. And Tommy has like 18 boxes of... Well, actually had a case of every flavor, but I only brought one box of every flavor.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. That was a curse. You were supposed to say something. Keep going with the intro. So, as we always say, if you want to send us a story about yourself, a problem, an issue, you want to rant, you want to rave, you want to tell us about some escapade that you can't tell anybody else, email us. And even if you want to get on the show or you don't want to get on the show at strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com.
Starting point is 00:01:31 You can also follow us on Facebook and Twitter at Strict Anonymous podcast, right? I always get that wrong. At Strict Anonymous. At Strict Anonymous podcast. And you can follow updates, comment on things. And last thing I want to say, and I've been saying it a lot, when you subscribe and we really appreciate you listening, do us a favor. Write us a very, very favorable review, even if you hate the show. Thin mints.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Oh, my God. There's thin mints and then something called tagalongs. Oh, tagalongs. Pina butter and chocolate. The s'm s'm soras that don't look so great. I don't know. I don't know why. They could all smell them.
Starting point is 00:02:13 I'm just smelling. I'm not eating. Yeah. Uncle Tommy bought cases of the shit. Really? Yeah. Okay, so here we are. We're at Tommy's house taping today.
Starting point is 00:02:23 I feel like I don't talk as loud at your house. I know. That might be a good thing. I know. It's weird, but it's good, right? I'm like more mellow because I'm not at my own. uncaffeinated tea today. Yeah, I feel naked.
Starting point is 00:02:35 But so we have on our call, everyone's favorite caller, John. Big John. John has a couple updates. He has three specific hot stories. What happened was him and his wife, I never tell Tommy anything, so I'm going to tell Tommy and you guys.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Him and his wife, after they remember that guy that they screwed in the hotel that paid him. He was like an owner of a basketball. basketball team or some shit like that? Remember that guy? He didn't really, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well that guy, actually, they hooked up with him again.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Or she did. She did, but he's always there. Well, he'll tell us everything. Yeah, and they decide. And then that guy is now pimping her out to the, what is basketball? NBA? NBA, yeah. Yeah, two pro NBA players, or is just pro and NBA the same word?
Starting point is 00:03:29 like two NBA players They're called pro NBA players They are Okay So and that's the deal So he had three things to update One is a session with the team owner Okay
Starting point is 00:03:41 That one, the same guy that he did Another is a session with the agent Of the sports guys Who tested her out for the clients And then the third thing Is a session with two pro basketball players And it was an he called it an aggressive threesome He then
Starting point is 00:03:59 texted me. Everyone's getting into pictures now. Okay, Tuna wanted to send me a picture of what he looks like so I could analyze and I said, I don't want to see your face. I want to keep it anonymous. He doesn't mind sending me, but I don't want to. That other sexaholic sent us pictures of him fucking that lady. And now John's going to send us pictures of the guy's Cox that she banked, the pro-MBA players. And you got the picture of the uplit dick pick. Yeah, but that wasn't a guy. I tried emailing him to see if he wants to call and he hasn't
Starting point is 00:04:25 email me back. So I love the pictures, but I told John not to send him picture until we're actually on the call so we can have an authentic reaction. I'm assuming they're black. So I'm assuming they're huge. Is that racist for me to say? Most basketball players are black, right? Majority are. And most black guys have big cocks.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Big whangs. It's just the truth. And so he's calling in with that. He got an email today, he said. This is these kind of things. I'm always like, is this really true? Like, from the agent. who sent him an email and it goes like this.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Dear nothing, you know, because this is anonymous. Your wife is the, listen to this. Your wife is the hottest item to come into my world in quite some time. Jeff and Paul, I don't know if those are the real names. Those don't sound like black names. Jeff and Paul can't stop talking about her and the wild night with her. You have done me as solid in my agent relationship with them. In fact, they are asking me how they could get on a regular schedule with her.
Starting point is 00:05:27 And you, if you want to be there. They're offering to pay too. They said, although joking, they will double my percentage if I make this happen. We need to talk. Sherm. Shirm, S-H-E-R-M. It doesn't it sound like he wrote that email? Like, do you think an agent will write that to him?
Starting point is 00:05:43 I mean, anybody with a little bit of detective skills could probably find out, but that's not what we're about. How? How could you find out? It's just a matter of just seeing if he writes the same. I just don't think that the agent would have wrote this. And Jeff and Paul, those are not basketball names. Do you know any Jeff and Paul pro basketball players?
Starting point is 00:05:59 He maybe little, you know, he put the strict anonymous on it. The whole interesting thing about this is, even if he's making up this letter right here, that's what's interesting to me. Do you mean that he would even make it up? Whether it's true or not, it's interesting. It was like that Mara girl that was like lying about her thing. Oh, do that. Right, but I don't think she was lying, like knowingly lying.
Starting point is 00:06:22 She was lying in a crazy way lying. So that's just as good. I'm just as fascinated by somebody that would do that. That's just amazing. That's just as interesting to me. So who cares if she was lying? It's the fact that she believes it and she wants people to believe it
Starting point is 00:06:34 that makes it her fascinating. So I don't know if this is true, this email. I believe his stories are true. And if none of it is true when we find out one day, I even feel like that might be even more interesting. That's fantastic. That he's just jerking off alone
Starting point is 00:06:47 and he's some like fat slob that can't even get laid and he's just making up this whole fantasy. And we're helping him. No, there's no joke. We're doing what I want to do, which is help people. We're helping you. Helping him come to an end.
Starting point is 00:07:00 We gave him a new life. Yeah. But I actually think he's true. Everything's real and it's a true story. And, um... No, I believe everything. You believe John, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:11 I believe all our colors. I mean, like, Craigslist is like ridiculous. Except for, um, what's her names? Husbands and... Husbands and husbands? No, wives. See, I'm quieter at Tommy's house and Tommy's less smart at his house. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:24 You just said husbands's. Yeah, no, I meant wives. The guy who had all the wives. lives. Oh, we're never airing him. So you're talking about him and no one's ever going to hear. I'm going to air like five minutes of that call. What Tommy's talking about is we had a guy. He was crazy. Yeah, he was good crazy at first. I thought. I had posted an ad like my typical ad and he wrote back saying that he had an anal sex question. I was like awesome. Like he loves anal and he's looking for someone to do anal with. So I said, okay, you could call into the show and I set him up for a time. And what happened was during the day he left a message. Okay, this is when I realize he's nuts, but not good. nuts like crazy crazy nuts like retarded nuts maybe and he said um i played that message on the call we'll play it if i was home i could play it um and he said that he um he wanted to know where the studio was and he had his vaseline and his uh what else did he have viagra no it wasn't viagra vaseline and something else yeah to come and show how he can do it or something yeah he wanted to come
Starting point is 00:08:23 to the studio and he had his vaseline because he wanted to fuck someone in the ass for hours and he want to know where we were located. And so I called him back and explain, listen, I'm sorry, there's no studio. You're not going to get late. And he's like, well, can I advertise and put my name out there so people could contact me? I said, sure, you know, I'm like, that's like interesting. And then he called in, and it turned out he had 10 wives and they were all washed up, has been models, and he was really out of his mind.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Yeah. And it was interesting for about five minutes, but 45 minutes of total crazy. That was too much. It's not interesting because it was just so out there. It was like he's talking about aliens. Do you know what I mean? It was interesting. How many of these thin mint?
Starting point is 00:08:59 Which is your favorite? Thin mints. I'm not eating any of them, but I love everything with peanut butter. Yeah, those tag-alongs. These and those are shortbread with peanut butter. You're not talking to your mic. The shortbread with peanut butter right there. The orange box is very good.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Yeah, I don't have a sweet tooth. Even when I was younger, like, on Halloween time, I would be way more excited if somebody gave me a bag of chips. Did anyone ever give you Fig Newton's as a kid? Yes. Yeah, we used to throw them back at the house. There was one lady. Yes, right back at the door. There was one lady that gave us.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Everyone would throw, we'd just whip them back at our house. We always had leftover shaving cream from cabbage night. Uh-huh. And if we got something bad, we'd wait and then spray their door and leave. Yeah, fig Newton's. Yeah. Who gives anyone fig Newton's? I probably like fig-newons as an adult.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Same people who give people pennies. Yeah, for UNICEF. Yeah. Even if you didn't, they were like here, and what the fuck am I going to do with pennies? Yeah, you want to do with pennies. Yeah, you want candy. It's weird in New York. My friend brings over her kid because he goes trick-treating in my building,
Starting point is 00:09:56 because I have 600 apartments. And, you know, they give like a sheet and then you just stay in one place. I don't know if that's depressing for kids are great because you don't have to leave your house. Like, it's indoor, so rain, sleep, just now, you know, you're good to go. Well, my friends still live in the same town I grew up and they go trick-or-treating, you know, like how you did
Starting point is 00:10:12 where you grew up in the same town. But apparently they go with a red wagon with wine on ice and a little mini-kid. Who are the adults? Yeah. They're not going trick-or-treating. You mean with their kids? Yeah, they go with their kids.
Starting point is 00:10:24 And the kids go and the rid-wagon. And all the parents are just drinking. I'm sure your parents were doing that back in the day, too. You just didn't know. Yeah, you didn't give a shit. You were just so jacked up on getting some candy. And then we would do... I always wonder why they were so happy to stay out late at night.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Yeah, keep going. Yeah, that's when you're really little. But don't you remember, like, trick-or-treating by yourself? Of course. I hate Halloween. I'm not a big fan. No, I don't like dressing up. I feel weird.
Starting point is 00:10:49 I can't be anything but myself. One of those. It feels weird. I was in Milf one year. Like, I like to dress as something that I could wear my own. own clothes and be a costume. You know what I mean? I just wrote Milf on a t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:11:01 I had a big push-up bra so I made my t-s look extra big. Yeah. And people were like, oh my God, that's the best. Oh, and I had a baby, a fake baby in a backpack on my back. And people thought it was hilarious. It was a good costume. That's a good costume. Yeah, that's all I'll ever be like shit like that.
Starting point is 00:11:14 You know, I could kind of look hot and myself, but not too slutty. Like, that's embarrassing. I'm not 25. No, I just don't like Halloween. When people get into character and they stay in character, it's annoying. People love it. What can you say? Anyway, let's get, you know, John's a slow talker, and he's got a lot of stories.
Starting point is 00:11:30 So let's cut our intro short. Okay. And we'll be right back with you. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous podcast at gmail.com. with your story and your anonymous name.
Starting point is 00:11:57 And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Okay, hello, John. Are you there? I am here. Hey, John, you're on the call with Kathy and Tommy. Hey, guys. Hey, John.
Starting point is 00:12:14 How you doing? Just so you know, John, I've told you this in emails, but people love your updates. You're like everyone's favorite caller. One guy said he lives vicariously through you. Because, you know, he, like you, would love to watch his wife have sex with other guys, but I guess he doesn't have the ball to do it or maybe the wife doesn't want to do it, you know. So you're living a lot of guys' fantasy.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Yeah, I'm pinching myself a lot lately. This is an interesting journey, and I've got to tell you, it's a lot of fun. Yeah, well, okay, let me just tell the callers what just happened. Before the call, John emailed me and said, because we read the email from the agent, and I read that already to the callers, but you had also said that. you had some picks, the agent sent you picks beforehand. And you mean, because I like to do everything and have a very authentic reaction, I wouldn't want to look at the picks until we were actually on the call.
Starting point is 00:13:08 We looked at them while we were waiting for you to call, and I just cannot believe. The one, he sent me pictures of each of the guy's Cox, like there's two of them, and they're the biggest things I've ever seen. The one on the left, I need to ask you, do you have the pictures in front of you, John? It curves. Is that a curvature to the right? I mean, it curves very hardcore to the right. Is that sure?
Starting point is 00:13:27 definitely hard. That's weird. I need to know when we get into the story of that hurt. I don't know if that's a good curve. I think curvatures are sometimes good, but they need to be curved like in a certain way to get your G-spot. But to the right, it's a little odd.
Starting point is 00:13:40 But I wonder like, you know, because this is a pro MBA guy, right? These guys are NBA guys. That is true. And they're both black. The one of the right looks light-skinned,
Starting point is 00:13:51 but his cock doesn't look like any white guys that I've ever seen. Yeah, he was a lighter skin black, but yeah. Yeah, Those are African dongs. Those are big ones. The one on the left is like it would be perfect if it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I don't like the slide to the right. I mean, because what did you call it a hard? It really. Bank right. Yeah, it's a hard bank right. Tommy looked at the pictures too. What did you think, Tommy? They are some pretty massive dongs.
Starting point is 00:14:20 I mean, they're just huge. So now tell us the stories of how, because I read your email and we have three different sessions. that you had. Let's start off with the first one, which was when you guys went back to that guy that you initially spoke about on our last podcast. Oh, yeah. Well, he came back into day. And so he just thought of this guy, so I emailed them. And he said, oh, sure. He knows, he knows, you know, making an introduction. He's coming back into town. Let me ask you this, John, just to remind the callers or people, if they're just tuning in, this guy that you met, didn't he own a football team or what was his deal?
Starting point is 00:15:36 A semi-pro team. Oh, a semi-pro. Yeah, yeah, okay. So he owned a semi-pro team, and you guys exchanged emails after the initial outing? Yeah, well, he gave me his. Okay, and so he said, yeah, I have so I know some agents and I know people for sure, but he wanted to get some action first, right? Kind of like a pay-it-forward.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Right. So how did that turn? So where do you guys go about? Like, why don't we get into that one? Well, it goes back a couple of women for a weekend. First time he paid some good money. And he had a dress up in a cheerleader outfit. It started out as 3,000 or 1,000 and went up to 5, right?
Starting point is 00:16:34 Kind of watch, you know, and really the whole deal. Long story short, he worked it out so that he had like a... Right, so you're in the other room, right next door. So I was... He keeps him very excited for a long time, and what he basically did, he had three different outfits. So he had a cheerleader outfit and two other ones? Yeah, he had a... The real deal.
Starting point is 00:17:43 The college cheerleader outfit. Nice. Okay. Right. He asked her to put a guy on the couch, right? That's funny. Like a guy that has a, I have a fantasy of a, like a, you know, a totally drunk blacked-out cheerleader. I don't want to fuck her.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Exactly. So. Mm-hmm. Right. In the other room with the door shut. So you could just hear at this point, right? You're not watching. He won't let you watch.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I was not. Right. The Catholic schoolgirl outfit. Mm-hmm. And, um. Sort of it's into the cheerleader outfit with her. Right. And what about this guy?
Starting point is 00:20:15 How old is he again? Right. Is he a good-looking guy for late 50s? Not really. Okay. See, well, huh? I'll get to that in a minute, actually. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:20:30 Because he kind of did the, so the next scenario was kind of like, you know, it's a situation where the Catholic school girl had gotten into trouble, you know. Mm-hmm. So again, I hear it got, you know, again, pretty. Mm-hmm. How long do is each session last? Is it a 20-minute deal or like a hour?
Starting point is 00:21:25 Oh, minutes. Right? The bikini one. I'm sorry, what? She's in a bikini now, right? That was pretty much it. It was, you know, pretty hot. I mean, you know, what Stephanie said to me afterward was, you know,
Starting point is 00:22:50 that she really had sort of had enough of this guy. She really didn't want to be with him anymore. Right. Not that addressed me up. That's great, but it was kind of like, you know. Right. she's not into that fantasy. Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Right. Where was the agent from? He doesn't live in that town. He had traveled in as well. No, he actually does live in Atlanta. Okay. Who pays for that dinner? When the check comes,
Starting point is 00:23:42 who picks up the tab? Okay. Go on. No, I'm just, I'm interested in weird things. Probably nobody else would ask that question except me. I'm just wondering, like, you know, it's like a dear ass. Abby like we were, someone's fucking my wife and I'm going out with them like who picks up the tab.
Starting point is 00:24:07 I don't pay for the dinner, right? Yeah, why should you pay for the dinner? You're offering a, you know what I mean? Your wife is dinner. They should pay. The only, yeah, it's so true, but the only reason it was. Uh-huh. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Right. Yeah, please. And the agent is fucking her that night too, right? You know that going in, right? That he's going to do. You know going into this dinner that now it's time for the agent to get a piece of ass too, right? Oh, correct. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:47 And the dinner was interesting because we show up and the guy's like, oh, my God. Those kind of accolades. Right. And you got to have sex with me and that's when I line him up. Was he a white guy or was he black? He was black. Okay. Very fine with me being there.
Starting point is 00:25:38 He was. And it almost seemed like he'd done it. Right. It wasn't. Right. Like she was, you know, she wanted to be introduced to celebrities. Performed. Right.
Starting point is 00:26:45 To his agree that I had never even seen her perform before. Right. It's like she was auditioning for the role of her life. Oh, she was auditioning for a part. Right. And she was. I'm sorry? Does she use condoms with this guy?
Starting point is 00:27:01 Nope. She never used a condom. Right. Okay. When you guys don't worry about these guys being tested or do you do any of that kind of stuff ahead of time? We have done it periodically, but I don't know. I mean, it's, you know, for that one situation that I told you about, and she should get tested after that. Right.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Right. Doesn't feel good with a condom in. And these guys are fine with fucking or without a condom, too. I had never had anybody talked at it as all. It's kind of weird. So even though this is a very kind of promiscuous kind of event. Yeah. I mean, they don't look at her as, I've seen that,
Starting point is 00:27:41 no one's ever looked at her as dirty or slutty. It's like you're a married chick who's hot. And I get to sleep with you. And obviously you're married, your husband's here. I'm sure you're. clean. Right, exactly. Okay, so they have a really rough, hot session. How long does
Starting point is 00:27:58 this go on with the agent guy? How old's the agent guy? How old was he? Yeah, early 40s. And was he a good looking guy? Like she was more into him? Looking guy. He was a little out of shape and he was kind of like, you know, it's kind of like, you know,
Starting point is 00:28:20 well, all agents are. Which I guess an agent would be. Yes. He was a kind of guy that, I mean, he was respectful of us and I could be there, so it was fine. But I don't think I'd hang out with him if it'd come a bunch of times. You did. Yeah. Shot basically all over to date.
Starting point is 00:29:05 Right. Do you get service? Are you just strictly service in the beginning of that or in the middle or at the end or both? Right. But not beforehand or whatever. Do you get horny? Like, aren't you hard during this session? Are you hard when you're watching this?
Starting point is 00:29:38 Are you aroused? Oh, yeah, without a doubt, yeah. Right. So, but how do you get off? Like, how do you, like, how do you, like, Like, I don't know. I'm as a woman. Like, I mean, as a man, if you get a heart on, do you need to come to make that go away or you don't mind getting hard and then losing it?
Starting point is 00:29:50 I don't mind getting. Again, because it's like, I'm getting more sex these days than I've ever had in my life. Right. So, it's not like I'm going to come late at the next morning or something. Right. So you're hard and you're not jerking off or getting yourself off. You don't need to during the sessions. No.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Okay, cool. So how does it turn out that this guy pimps out these two people that, you know, we partially saw? well then is clients who are local pro basketball players help them out is because you take them at all right on all your money and I want to marry you right and so they said here are a couple of very right
Starting point is 00:31:28 my answer was yeah it's funny when I look at the picture first I'm looking at the pictures again now and I'm kind of blowing them up on my iPhone because the one on the right you sent me two pictures John sent me two pictures and there's one on the left and that one that curve to the right is so huge and so thick and big. And then the one on the
Starting point is 00:31:54 right looked to me at first really long and kind of skinny, but now when I look at it so low, and I'm not looking at it with the other one, you know, because there are different angles and stuff. That one, he doesn't look skinny. He looks huge too. It looks huge and wide too and just really long
Starting point is 00:32:10 and straight. You know, just in the way that it was at first, it looked a little skinny and long, but no, they're both very thick and wide. And long. Very thick. why the one on the right was part of this is a bit picture i think the one on the right i think was actually bigger right um and definitely definitely definitely longer and i think yeah definitely longer
Starting point is 00:32:33 was was believe it was huge as well and just to give you a little perspective the one on the left the guy was six eight uh-huh wow 250 right right but i know there are i mean shack is taller but i mean you know being next to or seeing yeah that's insane tall yeah i'm seeing somebody bang my wife. I mean, he really, I mean, she looked tiny. Oh, yeah, I can imagine. And, I mean, that one, when I blow it up, it looks big, but it doesn't. I mean, it looks huge, but it doesn't look as long as the other one on the right.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Yeah. You know, but they're both very, very big. I don't think a lot of women would be able to take that. So he explained that ahead of time. Did he tell you their names? Because obviously, if these are like NBA players, you would know them, right? He did tell us the names, yeah. He told you the names ahead of time.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Yeah. So do you guys just go and Google or did you know who they were just so she could see if she'd be attracted to them or she, you know. Yeah, we went to, yeah, we did Google them. We did check it out. In both cases, she was. Right. So they're pretty well-known guys? I think they're well-known, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:55 I mean, anyone who follows pro basketball, especially in the area, know who they are. Right. Okay, cool. So he sets it up. She's not a big sports fan, right? Right, of course. She didn't know who they were. Not like, oh, I got to be with this person I know, but she, you know, she saw who they were.
Starting point is 00:34:11 And they go, yep, we're definitely in the celebrity status. Right. Because that's what she, that was a part of it for her. She wanted to be with the celebrity. So he sets it up via, you guys are doing this via email or on the phone? We, well, we, well, both. Let me stop. And so I gave him my number.
Starting point is 00:34:32 And he called. Right. And said, these guys aren't playing this weekend. Right. And I said, I said, call. cool and so you know that she knows what she's getting into let me you know and listen I will tell you probably than anything she's had I mean right he was huge yeah she's been some really that's that's that's that's a lot of meat there yeah the whole the whole frame was just a huge I like I was like six one
Starting point is 00:35:25 six two yeah I don't think I've ever seen six eight in person I think I'd say six five maybe but I don't think I've ever seen a six eight in person it's a really tall that's insane it's very rare yeah yeah very rare and that's you think of them right right wow so these and he told when he called up he said hey I showed her showed them her picture well let's just you know just make sure we keep
Starting point is 00:36:31 our names out of it like we're like of course no problem I mean they don't want they say right were they are these guys married uh no okay okay okay okay get into some details John well again these guys were huge you know
Starting point is 00:37:09 Really? With the two guys? With the two guys and her, like, the whole time. Well, what's the difference if they take turns or a threesome, Tommy? Why do you say, whoa? Like, you're not saying that they were getting each other off, right? They were just doing her. I'm sorry, yeah, I'm sorry. No, the guys weren't doing anything with each other.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Right, but they were like literally they both were double teaming her at the same time. Did she? Yeah, right. And the other guy was hurt. Mm-hmm. Right. And then they just switched position. Right.
Starting point is 00:38:26 she couldn't do double penetration with these guys right I'm sorry she didn't do double penetration with these guys did she oh no no no no yeah that would say I think that would be impossible they're too big it's a way too big yeah it's amazing to me yeah I understand and they say a lot of women can't Stephanie's always told me that right yeah the way it was bent yeah it's oddly bet I just have no yeah to the right does it straighten out when it goes in because there's no
Starting point is 00:39:21 place out. It has to, your inside must straighten it out. But was that the anatomy question? Like, where the hell does that go inside a woman? There was a loop. Oh, God. You're kidding me. So when it was completely hard, it was more, I say, banking right. I'm going back to the picture. Hold on. So it was even more banking right than this? No, no, no. It was less banking right. Right, because it was harder. And then it was kind of pointing right.
Starting point is 00:39:49 Right. It was pointing in other way. Sometimes the curve, a little curve could hit you in a good spot and it's Good. A little bit to the right, though, I don't see what it does. I can't really go anywhere bad because I think it just has to straighten out when it goes in because it's like a canal. It was going to go into your leg? Was your, is that your anatomy question or is it how could she take it so big? I just, I'm like literally, I mean, Stephanie is five, five, 125, 128 times. And she's never had kids. Huh?
Starting point is 00:40:19 Has she ever had kids? No. You guys don't have kids, right? No, never had kids. Mm-hmm. And I just like, I see this, you know, 10, this, and that might have been 11. inches. I'm like, where the hell's it go? Yeah, that length thing,
Starting point is 00:40:31 I don't know. The girth I understand more, but the length 11, like all the way, and it goes all the way in, I don't know. Because you know, you have a cervix in there and it's not that far up. Like, it's not 11 inches or 12 inches away. So I don't know what happens to that cervix is if it gets
Starting point is 00:40:47 pushed. Because you could feel it when I've fucked regular guys that have regular size cocks that aren't like that long, you know, you could feel it sometimes if they're banging me from behind. So if it's like, you know, three inches longer than that, like how do you take it? I don't know. No idea. And I tell you, it was kind of, it was kind of, because when they, when the whole event started, like they're really big, right? Yeah. You know, they all stripped down and then she's rubbing them in. One of those is a hand big. Yeah. And but then when they were ready to kind of get in, oh, by the way, the first thing they did, she was kneeling on the ground and she was blowing them both. Like they were taking turn and out. Right. let's do this
Starting point is 00:41:42 they were like yeah so that was pretty to get into the sex part the fucking part yeah because they were so right they you know they loved up of course she's got to get
Starting point is 00:42:09 really super aroused and you know stretched out yeah the more you get aroused the more you open up did they did they do double penetration no we already said that time
Starting point is 00:42:20 I'm paying attention well they did later they did like she was blown one line right okay that's a normal three double like you know she can't take that in the ass did she take any of those guys in the ass no she hates anal and they respected that okay the only time she's done anal was with that guy who
Starting point is 00:42:38 took advantage of the situation right she's not into anal okay so go on so they're fucking her every which way they're both doing it you're watching right I'm watching yep and they're not using condoms she's blowing them they're fucking her from behind what else is going on um again they start when they started you know fucking her that was when it was a long back of when they're spinning her around right right um by the way they both had come in her mouth you know when they spun back and forth you know they were you know she was you know right and then um after that what they did is basically uh and one of them said something like hey you know babe why don't you get on top right and again as big as he was i'm like you know she when she low
Starting point is 00:43:46 forward on it. I'm like, again, I'm like, I was waiting for it to like pop out her mouth. Right. Yeah. How does that disappear? Like is it in her stomach? Yeah, exactly. Because she went all the way, she sat all the way down on it. Yeah. And the other guy basically got behind her and was. Oh, interesting. That was nice of him. That's what I mean. She had something going on with both in the whole time. Right. So and then and then, and then basically, you know, he pulled out and then other guys started doing her from behind.
Starting point is 00:44:29 To take that from behind, that's even more hardcore, I got to tell you. Yeah. The guy was turned her from behind. Mm-hmm. Right. Mm-hmm. They moved over.
Starting point is 00:45:23 They just, like, you know, like a rag doll. I know. Ragdon gone to heaven. Right. Because once, after she took a slow, took them in slowly, once she was used to them, like, there was no slow out. Like, they could just fuck her, right, and put it in really quickly, like afterwards, right? Once they were able to pick up speed, they,
Starting point is 00:45:50 right they didn't stop right and toward the end they really didn't they wouldn't slow down they were like you know we've come this far we're not stopping now right so you know when we're getting into the bedroom right so we're getting into like hour three
Starting point is 00:46:16 right they wouldn't stop how many times did they all come how many times did they jizz out on her oh god it's a lot right okay right that's really kind of interesting those names
Starting point is 00:47:04 Like a jack rabbit Like a jack rabbit, a jack hammer What he's younger Yeah but no one likes that kind of fucking though Sometimes that's annoying If it's just always the same like speed Bang bang way way bam bang bang You know it's like it's repetitive
Starting point is 00:47:20 Too much Yeah go on sorry I guess So let me So when it's all done right Like she's just like so tired They're coming off like Who decides that it's over
Starting point is 00:47:38 Sorry, who decides that it's over? You know, like, who gave up first at the three hours? Well, she was, you know, in the last hour, she would turn again. She was doing it for them. She was done, but she was letting them get a little bit more. Right, that's nice. She's not selfish. They kept trading her back and forth.
Starting point is 00:48:14 I want to say five, after they both come again and we thought it was over. The other one that came five times was like, you know, I got. Oh, my God. Right. I mean, it was like, you know, there was no payment with these guys. No payment. Right. They give you tickets or something?
Starting point is 00:49:14 Well, now we get to the next and I showed you the email today, Kathy. Uh-huh. Yeah, we read it actually from the agent. He was totally into it, yeah. Well, that's why I called it. Uh-huh. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Did you hear him then?
Starting point is 00:49:34 Yeah, you there, John? No, hold on one second. second. Keep talking, John. Hold on. What is it? It's like one of these that delete is up. Hello? No, hold on. It's, can you hear him in yours or is it's just me? No, I can't hear him at all. I think it's your headpiece. Oh, yeah, it is me. Hello, John? I'm here. You just talk John to Tommy. Yeah, I can't hear you either. Hold on. Okay, hold on, John. We just delete this out of the call. Hold on. Yeah, hang on one second. Hang on one second. We're not at my house where our Tommy's.
Starting point is 00:50:16 I'll have to bring my equipment over, so it's a little bit. Okay, wait. Now talk, John. Hello, hello. No, okay, hold on. It's from the phone. Turn your Wi-Fi off. Oh, yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Remember is that what we did last time? Yeah. Hold on. John. Hello? No, that's worse. Hold on. John.
Starting point is 00:50:40 Nope. You there? Yes, I'm here. There we go. Sorry about that. Okay, we'll just, I know how to. to delete everything out. So let's start back up with the email. The agent, yeah. So you emailed, you sent me, I read the email that the agent said.
Starting point is 00:51:00 So you called him. Yeah, I called him. I said, so what's up? And he said that, well, they're, right. So he said, well, you know, I can just whatever. I'm like, okay. I said, but, you know. Of course. And that kind of stuff. And I'm like, oh, no, of course. This is more. You know, I'm an agent. I said, but what do you? you're thinking and he goes i don't know what you what are you thinking i said well it depends i mean if she's doing we're not talking about right you're saying 10 grand each a pop no a month a month okay
Starting point is 00:52:33 yeah yeah and bat an eyelash one day you'll go and you'll be with the one guy and then the other day you're going to be with the other guy and it'll just be basically you know they may want to bring her to a club and right and be quiet as well of course so and then and i and actually i got to tell you I am this is like yeah and I go away for a couple of days a couple days and goes and call and listen in or they put it on it right these guys are the ultimate but I kind of said to the aging guy I said oh wait a minute I said you know we're doing this for the experience and she's doing it to meet celebrities if she's doing an ongoing thing with these two guys right that's not I'm not sure you get them yeah yeah and he goes well I have another question for you and I go what's that They go, well, how many guys can she? Right. Right. And there are five linemen.
Starting point is 00:54:45 He says it's actually six because of the guy rotates in. You know, he would, like, go, hey, you know, by giving you the opportunity and we can attest those, you may have, you may have stuff like that. And I go, and I can't say, well, listen, I said, now we're talking because it's getting new. Exactly. I said, so I need to talk to Stephanie, but, you know, that's something more in line is it. So why don't let me talk to her and we'll talk in the next couple days. Mm-hmm. And that's where you left it off?
Starting point is 00:55:26 That's where we left it off a few hours ago, yeah. What do you think she's going to be into? I think you should stick with just keeping it loose and have the variety. Yeah, and that's what I was thinking about, oh, I'll be hot that she's getting, you know, and I said, well, wait a minute. The same thing like when I hit Rodney. It's like been there, done that, right? So.
Starting point is 00:55:48 She'll get bored of them, right? Like, I mean, after a while, she wants the new thing. That's what she's doing this for. right she's not looking for a relationship right exactly so if this ends up becoming she has a wild night with this quarterback guy right my right that's right up your guy's alley yeah exactly yeah we need you to do that for the next call do you know what I mean oh yeah yeah more than like oh she's been a night that's what I mean I totally agree with you and it's like um it'll uh I'll I'll call the next couple of days. It'll probably be
Starting point is 00:56:41 you know in a couple of weeks. I mean, the one upshot of this last weekend was was sore. Yeah, I can imagine. I was going to ask you that. So afterwards was it like the hottest experience she had? Are they all equally as hot? Were they great because they were like had the biggest
Starting point is 00:57:00 cocks? Like what was her? Do you guys talk about this on your ride home? Told you guys all originally. I mean, she fucked a million people. That's too. What's really been kind of need? Yeah. And that's what you like, because when you first initially wrote to us, you were depressed because the stories had stopped. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Yeah. I mean, I just, I don't know, just in the stuff, and she was sweating and couldn't breathe. And, you know, he was coming all over her for, like, the whole night because of whatever that. Right. She's tried it all. Yeah. And, like, yeah, she went to somebody to teach. You know, but there was some massage and she went to her.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Right. Who was her teacher when she was in college or high school? Like, what? She went to a. So she met, she made friends with the teacher. and she fucked the teacher and with another couple, like in the same room. And it's on the same bed. Right.
Starting point is 00:58:53 And actually. Right. It's a way more detail about the guy. Right. Nice. How old was she when she met you and you guys hooked up? Like 35, right? One.
Starting point is 00:59:25 31. So this all happened. And how old was she when she lost her virginity? She lost her virginity kind of late. Oh, yeah. I remember. She lost her virginity late. Right.
Starting point is 00:59:36 So between 20 and 30, she had all these stories she's telling you about. Because, well, 20 to 22 is the one boyfriend. Right. They broke up and 22 to. Right. Until she met you. She's pretty faithful with you, right? I mean, she's honest.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Oh, she's been faithful. In that midst, like, she dated a guy for two years. So she stopped sleeping with it. It's really funny. It's like it was totally, you know, she broke up. Right. And I got to tell you, it's, and I love her and I respect. She's doing what she's doing, and I'm part of it.
Starting point is 01:00:21 I just think it's cool. Right. But I got to say it this way. Right. I mean, some people are put on the planet for different things. Fuck her and go, I've just been transcended. Right. I mean, look at how she could take these huge cocks that no one else can.
Starting point is 01:00:47 She really is like the Gandhi of sucks. She's really doing, like, so she's really, she's helping people. She's working it out. Working it out, baby. She's still, this is my problem. I'm going to. Yeah, sorry, go on. No, I just say, she even said that there's been guys that she had been very uneasy.
Starting point is 01:01:08 very insecure, very uncomfortable, and she's basically made them feel like a man because of the way she had sex with them. Right. She really does help them. I'm going to ruin the story by asking you the question that I always want to know. Did she not come with these guys either? She never comes with these people, right? She never comes with them.
Starting point is 01:01:28 Okay, that bothers me. The only time she ever comes is with a toy, and the only time she uses a toy is when she's with me. Okay. but why wouldn't she use a toy with them? While she's doing it. Because it gets in the way. I mean, this is like, again, she's, and she is just really into the fucking,
Starting point is 01:01:49 she doesn't need to come. Yeah, but I'm a woman. I know that. I'm not saying I understand it, but she's... If you know what coming feels like, and she's not like a frigid girl that's never come. Like, I have, like, I had a frigid friend. Kathy, remember, she came the night before,
Starting point is 01:02:05 and she came comes the next morning. It's not like she's... coming. No, I know, but... No, but I'm just telling you that, like, to have three hours of sex and never come, I don't understand it. It's like there's... She has immense satisfaction of watching a guy come. Right, but it's not satisfying enough for her to come. Oh, no, I believe me, and I've, I've, I've suggested this. I brought up a toy without telling us, it's here. You know, and she just is like, you know, I'm... It's more. like, I'm going through what I'm going through the event,
Starting point is 01:02:41 having a great time, don't stop at all to figure out how I can get the toy in there so I can come. It's just like, it sort of breaks the mood. Yeah, I guess. Right, but she can't play with her clit. Like, she could only just use a toy. Like, she needs a vibrate, vibration on her clip. Yeah, he's, he's, he's, explaining this to me a million times about the position of it and stuff like that. And it's just weird. I just, again, anatomy questions.
Starting point is 01:03:04 I don't know. No, and I'm going to tell you something, too. Like, I don't even like vibrating. so much because once you get you like if you're if you learn only to get off with that it almost desensit it's it well it not that it almost it actually desensitizes you so she like that's the problem like she just used that for too long so it is no she never right well right she was she was having sex with a million guys and never knew what an orgasm was right but that that's what's weird to me like you know to have sex like the point of sex is to have an orgasm like everyone orgasms from sex like
Starting point is 01:03:39 that's the that's what you go for like I never I think I faked it maybe three times my whole life because I'm not going to stop until I get off like because that's like that's where you go to so a woman that's like having sex with so many guys and not orgasming it's like it's not sex for sex it's something different but we don't need to ruin the story like I feel like I'm a buzzkill you are but she is being a buzz I know we could delete this out but I'm not going to but you know I'm the voice of like women because women listen to this podcast I think everyone's like I don't get it like that's something weird but she is doing a good service you're doing you're giving us
Starting point is 01:04:12 great stories and you're I can't wait until she bangs these the quarterback and his five guys these stories just get better that's going to be amazing stories get better and better I'm always going to ask the question if she comes because I want to get to the bottom of that eventually
Starting point is 01:04:28 somehow maybe that'll ever come out maybe it never will but it's you know like we're happy for you guys because you know when you initially called and you guys, your relationship was kind of like on the rocks, but it seems like this has rejuvenated your relationship. And things are really great.
Starting point is 01:04:45 And, you know, I think it's an interesting story for people to hear because I think relationships nowadays are like just regular marriages where people are supposed to be monogamous with each other. It just isn't working and people are trying different things. And, you know, you're here to say for right now that this sort of arrangement is really helping you out. I mean, you guys are not a new couple. You've been together how many years, 15 years before you started doing this, right?
Starting point is 01:05:12 Not quite that long. It's been like 10, I think. But 10 years before you started like sort of swinging, you know? And I think it's interesting for people to see that, you know, this is working out for you at this point. And it has like rejuvenated your relationship and made your sex life great. What happens after 10 years? I've never been with someone for 10 years. But I assume after 10 years the sex kind of sucks with that same person.
Starting point is 01:05:34 I don't know. Yeah, there was such a melee. going on and as soon as it was almost like you know I needed to have something you know what are you right at that point in my life and she needed to as well and it just happened to match up that it was her having sex right and you guys and it kept your relationship together
Starting point is 01:05:52 because you guys your your relationship with her is a lot more than sex so why give up all that other part of the relationship just because maybe the sex you need something different do you know what I said before we have a great relationship we have a lot of sex and so once every couple of weeks there's a wild event that I get to watch I mean that's awesome yeah it's awesome I'd high-five you if you were here right now, John.
Starting point is 01:06:11 Me too. Me too. Keep your, you know, keep us posted. I will. We air your episode every now and then and people love it. So we'll talk to you soon. Get on that five-sum. Yeah, I'll call them right now.
Starting point is 01:06:24 I'll get it going. Okay. Have a good one, John. Bye, John. Thank you both. Bye, thanks. Bye. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:32 The gift that keeps on given. I still can't believe she doesn't come. That's not normal. Something's wrong with her. That was my like, I love that. Yeah. The Maharaji of sex. She is doing these guys at service.
Starting point is 01:06:48 These guys' cocks are so big. Like, they're really big. And she's fucking them. But, you know, I get that she doesn't want to do it all the time. There's no way he's lying. He goes into very specific details. I told you. I believe him.
Starting point is 01:07:00 I totally believe him. But I don't get, because I'm a woman. I'm sorry. I'm more comfortable at your house now, obviously. Because I'm screaming. Um, what I don't get as a woman, you know, but I guess it's just a guy thing. Like how do guys have these conversations, like the agent calls up the guy? Like guys are just so comfortable about like just sex and just being like dirty pigs with each other that nobody has to keep it under wraps, right?
Starting point is 01:07:24 Like this agent calls up a guy and says, hey, you guys want to fuck this one? And this one says, yeah. I think the sensitivity like at first they're like, wait a minute, this guy and his wife and everybody's a little awkward. But once he kind of, once he screwed the guy, you know what? And when she slept with the one guy, they were like, all right, this is on. You go there. Right. No, but what I mean is that guys, like, guys are okay to have threesomes, bang chicks.
Starting point is 01:07:49 They don't know. Like, they're just all, you know, it's a guy thing. Guys will do stuff together. No, I know. Yeah, it's a totally different thing. As a woman, it's like, how do those conversations come out that all these guys are like on board to fuck chicks together and to do thing? And they have these totally private lives that women don't get together and do those kind of things.
Starting point is 01:08:06 We do much more boring things together. It never happens like that. I mean, I've banged a couple of girls with my friends. But it wasn't like we planned it. That's what I mean. Yeah, it just happens. In this world, though, remember he was saying like this quarterback, he likes to please his people? It seems like these people do think, how did he know that the 6-2 and 6-8 right guy, you know, that they're like going to bang a girl together?
Starting point is 01:08:28 Like, how are they on? How does he know they're important? And then the agent calls him, but hey, I have someone you want to fuck. And a guy's not embarrassed to say that to another day. Well, usually quarterbacks buy their front-line, like, Rolex. and cars if they keep them like oh really yeah from getting hurt oh i didn't know that so that's a gifting your guys quarterback does it and the running backs if they block for them and they get x amount of yards he buys them trips and whatever okay and he obviously buys them hookers because the agent said i we've
Starting point is 01:08:56 done this before i know how to work at right so but that's what i'm saying like who starts that conversation and like no guys like oh i don't want to fuck a hooker i'm married yeah but the the they They're not banging a hooker though. Are there any guys like that out there? Yeah, but listen, it's a little bit more exciting that this is not a hooker. I know. This is a marriage check. You know, he's like, listen, this guy and she's got this hot wife and she's just into getting down.
Starting point is 01:09:19 So it's a different feeling than some girl here. You're here to do a job and get out. You know what I mean? Right, because you know that this woman's really looking for sex. Yeah. Those other women are hooker, you really, on some level, well, they're looking for money, right? Yeah. And you know that and you have to, like, sort of check out and just believe that they're really into you.
Starting point is 01:09:36 Yeah. But on on on you know that there's money about so right you're right if this girl there's no money is you just know that this girl wants to fuck you So it's like a real experience. Yeah. It's like the girlfriend experience. Isn't that what they favor with the girl you know? We should see if we can get tuna hooked up. GF. Be like singing how your wife is the Maharaja is too now I never know when I air stuff. So we just tuna is a guy that Is he doesn't get laid he only got laid once in his life with a hooker and it wasn't so great because he wanted the girlfriend experience. And that is like something like you said.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Like this is a different experience. I think she would turn them around or turn them out. She would do tuna. She's like that's the Gandhi in her. She's doing a good thing. Yeah, she's a sexual healer. But she needs to heal herself because she needs her clit to be able to get off like with her hand or something other way than just with a vibrator. And like John got mad at me for the first time I saw a different side of him.
Starting point is 01:10:28 Did you hear him? She doesn't want the toy. I don't know. He seems like a little irritating because it doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry. It doesn't make sense that she doesn't want to have an orgasm. Whatever it is, if it takes a toy, she doesn't want to be interrupted. Like, I don't get it.
Starting point is 01:10:43 You don't understand, Tommy. No, no, no, I don't understand. Let me ask you this. Do you like to fuck your heart, your dig is heart, right? And you're fucking. Do you like to just, is it just good enough to be hard and get turned on and not fully scope the distance? I'm coming. Right?
Starting point is 01:10:58 I don't care. Does it feel just as good if you just really hard and you don't come? No. I know. No, no, no. I'm coming. to me either. I feel like it's not a full experience unless I come like that's not.
Starting point is 01:11:09 I don't care. And even if a girl says, oh, I came and I'm like, listen, yeah, I'm finishing. You know what I mean? No,
Starting point is 01:11:14 yeah. I feel bad. I used to feel bad for some of my boyfriends because I, say I wasn't like, I don't know, it was taking me a long time. I don't give a fuck. I'd be chasing him down the hallway.
Starting point is 01:11:23 You know, I made guys go down on me. I fooled around with a guy recently and I wasn't into him. I tried to just like have a booty call and it just doesn't really work for me anymore. And I didn't want to check out. and just like get some porn in my head and you know because you could do that at any moment. I really wanted to be like with him present,
Starting point is 01:11:40 but it just wasn't working with me. So I had to like, you know, go someplace else in my head. But I wait, I tried. And the poor guy was like going down to me were like 45, 50 minutes because there was no way I was stopping and sending him home because I was, I'm going to come. Like that's how I am because what's the point? Then it's like I wasted all this time doing something I didn't accomplish what I wanted to do, which is the orgasm at the end. So I don't get that she's not.
Starting point is 01:12:02 And anyone that writes into the show and. and tells me that it's just as good is full of shit because it's not it's not you don't know what you have to orgasm listen you don't know what turns other people on but no it doesn't turn around there's something is a weird thing but everyone's having fun and it's a great it's great that she's wired that way
Starting point is 01:12:21 listen there's porn stars that are like her but they're like orgasming and they love sex and that's like their business and they do it because they're fucking getting off this one isn't that's why it just seems a little twisted to me if you're listening to this definitely send an email in. You know what?
Starting point is 01:12:36 About your views? No, no, no. About your views on this topic. I want other, but it has to be women. A guy doesn't know how it feels. That's why I ask you as a guy. Don't you need to come as a man?
Starting point is 01:12:45 Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. But I'm like, okay, maybe if I was getting fucked all the time by one guy all the time, then I'm fucking, no, if I'm having a new experience
Starting point is 01:12:53 and these guys are hot and they're like the biggest cocks in the world and it's not my husband that I've been with or whatever he is for 10 years, how don't you not want to come with them? You've been coming with the same guy for so long. Yeah, absolutely. It's just no point.
Starting point is 01:13:05 It's weird. I have a corny joke phrase, but I'm not going to say it. No, do it. You can't. Now you have to. Sex is like a Chinese dinner. Yeah. You're not done with dinner until everybody gets their cookie.
Starting point is 01:13:18 Yeah, it's not even good. I mean, that's something I can tell my nephews. What does that mean? Everybody's got to come. Everybody's got their cookies. Everyone's got to come. Everyone's got a good of cookie. Yeah, you get a fortune cookie at the end.
Starting point is 01:13:29 Everybody gets a cookie. And that's the orgasm? And then you're done with your dinner. Yeah. That sucks. Tommy and I'm not going to delete it. I'm not even going to delete it. You're going to let me hang out the draft.
Starting point is 01:13:38 But listen, seriously, women send in, I want to know. I want to know what the census is here. I'm right. Are there a little, a lot of desensitized women out there? No,
Starting point is 01:13:47 listen, I get that sometimes people, okay, I don't like to use vibrators or like water jets or anything. Like every now and then. Water jet. Oh, in the bathtub?
Starting point is 01:13:58 Yeah, because it's the same thing. Because it feels really good and it gets you off really fast. But if you do it, all the time, you literally, like, you go down, like, you can't get off regularly. So I've never done it too much to that point because I don't want to lose being able to just get off regularly. Remember I had the click kisser.
Starting point is 01:14:16 There was this thing called the click kisser, it was like on, I went on to Adam and Eve to buy some sex toys. And it was like, I just didn't know what to buy, but I looked at the number one seller, which was something called the click kisser. I re-bought it recently and it didn't work. So don't fucking buy it. I'm not plugging the click kisser. 10 years ago, the click kisser. was a lot better. The original model.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Yeah, the original model was, and it was number one for a reason. This thing was ridiculous. Like, it had like a little suction cup and you put it on your whole pussy, right? And then it had like, it had all these, it had like a pump.
Starting point is 01:14:51 Yeah. So you're pumping it. And then on top. Yeah. So it's pumping and sucking it, right? And then there's a massive vibrating ball on, right on top of it. So then you turn the vibrating.
Starting point is 01:15:04 up with your other hand. I mean, you have a lot of stuff going on, right? So you got the thing and stuck there and then you're pumping it with one hand and then you put it on. I mean, I was like so used and abused. I had to shove it down my garbage shoot like after two months because I was so addicted to this thing. It was ruining me. I thought I was going to look like I was 80 down there because I was going to town on myself so much. It was ridiculous. And I threw it out. What about that thing that the women sit on that looks like a, like a, it's like a black little. The Simeon or whatever that is. Howard Stern has it in this thing.
Starting point is 01:15:37 They kneel on it and it goes. I mean, I've seen videos on the internet where these women like scream. Really? That they've never come so hard. Yeah, it's ridiculous. This is ridiculous. And then I re-bought it recently. And the suction cup wouldn't last.
Starting point is 01:15:53 And I looked at the reviews like it doesn't work anymore. I don't know. You got the Chinese import. Oh, it sucked that damn Claykissor. When it was good, it was too good. No, it was actually too good. I threw it away because I was like, my vaj is going to look disgusting after this. Beef curtains for days.
Starting point is 01:16:12 It's like sucking it and vibrating it. And I would do it like five times a day. And it was just like, and it was so good. And I mean, you know, me because I'm so open. All my friends knew like I was telling people. And then I everyone was buying it because I was like, oh my God, it's the best thing you ever experienced. and then I threw it away and I reorder it recently and it sucked and that's it you know I know it's sad there's no other click you had you did have that moment but the problem was was
Starting point is 01:16:36 it was almost too much stimulation you know when you're with a guy it doesn't feel like that you're never going to get that right and you want to know how to get off that way you need to get off that way do you know what I mean and that way is good and when you're vibrating the shit out of your clit all the time you know it's you lose the sense of like you you know, getting off the other way. And that's her problem. Yeah, that's not good. Okay, so that's it.
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