Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 019 - Robert the Sex Addict Cheats on his GF with his Ex Wife

Episode Date: April 21, 2014

Robert, the sex addict who normally finds other women on Craigslist goes over to visit his ex wife and winds up banging her all night. Is he going to get back with her? Was the sex better than when they were married? Listen in for all the details.   **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. Craigslist is definitely a gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.

Real problem. Does your friend know that you're banging her? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. Motto of the show, let your reflect fly. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whips and change. Here are your hosts, Kathy Kay and Tommy. Hey, welcome to Strictly Anonymous podcast.

Hi, Kathy. Why are you saying hi to me? You've been here for 20 minutes. I know, I just want to annoy you. Why? I don't know. Let's not start off like that. Could you go into our little intro?

You need to be upy. So welcome to Strictly Anonymous podcast. I'm going to do it today. We are not going to let Kathy do it today. No, I'm going to do it. So if you want to, I just want to go quick. quick. If you want to, if you have a question and you want to write into the podcast, or if you want to be in the podcast, I mean, email us at Strictly Anonymous podcast at gmail.com, follow us on

Twitter at Strict Anonymous and Facebook us, strictly anonymous. I love to see, I love when people follow us on Twitter. And actually what I love is the people that actually follow us on Twitter and then say thanks me, because then I could see like the people that actually listen to the show. I love it. I'm going to give some shout-outs to the people. There's one girl who I love who talked to me on Twitter. The one, some people follow me on my Twitter. My Twitter is at Cartoon Therapy. And then some people follow me on that because they know me from Robert Kelly's show.

And then the other people follow me on strictly anonymous. So a guy named Back at Back Feed said some nice things about the show the other day. Megan Marie, I love her because I never know about girls to listen to the show. I always think it's like guys listening to show for some reason. But I love to know. Megan loves a show and then there was a guy named John Hamilton who said nice things too. I love when people like out themselves and say stuff to us. It's good.

We have followers. Yeah because then I could know and then actually I just want you to know Tommy I got an email from the husband and wife who listened to us when they're riding in their car and they said our volume was perfect but the problem is when we did that volume I had to lug my stuff to Tommy's apartment that day because he wasn't able to come to my place so our volume gets screwed up and we had to redo it So this is another test for Dirk. I think his name is Dirk.

I could say his name because he's not really anonymous. D.J. He is, DJ is riding his car and I need. You didn't tell me again, DJ, if this is the right volume. He said that the collar was a little bit too low. We just got to adjust the collar. But the collar was Tuna.

What does that mean? Tuna is a soft speaker. Right. Or soft spoken. Yeah, he also takes a long time to answer back. Do you know how many times I edited? Every time he answered a question, I had to edit out like a couple seconds of silence before he got to the point. He was thinking about what?

He wanted to say something. Yeah, I like tuna. You wanted to think a little bit. An update on tuna. He emailed me. Yeah, he didn't go out that weekend that we told him to. But this is why I give him credit. I like him.

He talked to a girl at school and a girl at work. I think there were two things that he did. And one girl didn't want to be talked to and the other girl chatted him up. Nice. Yeah. And he didn't even care that the one girl said, I'm just not in the mood to talk to anybody right now, and he was cool with it.

He didn't freak out about it. And the other girl actually talked to him. It was a girl in his school, I think, at his class. It's good. That's what he's got to do. That's great, actually. Yeah. So that's cool.

So anyway, we have today another update call. And it is with, what's that guy's name? Robert, the sexaholic guy. I mean, we didn't call him a sexaholic, but he's the one that's screwing people on Craigslist. and he's getting guys on Craigslist to screw girls. And he emailed me that he had like another scenario. And I was like, let's get him on the phone.

And that was like two weeks ago. So maybe he's had two scenarios since then. But we're going to cut it short, right? Because I don't know. Like I love one. Like I love that this guy and his wife wrote in and told us about the volume. I like when other people write in. There was another guy that wrote in something else that he liked about the show.

I like when people write in stuff. So I, because I never know what people like and what people don't like. And I don't know if people dig us talking before. Like, do they want it longer? Do they want it shorter? Is it just right? Yeah. You know?

Well, you got to write in. Just like we said. Yeah, let us know. Oh, and also write reviews. No one writes review. Whatever. I'm so sick of asking. On iTunes.

Yeah. But we'll be right back with Robert, the sexaholic. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be a little? on the show. Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com, with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous.

Strictly anonymous. Hi, Robert. You're on the air with me and Tommy. How you doing, Robert? Robert. Hey, guys. Hey. So, Robert, that's the name that you choose on the show.

How many fake names do you have? Let's go with Robert. Robert is good? What's the name that you use with your Craigslist people? You use Robert, too? Robert. So Robert's your fake name. Yeah.

Okay, cool. So I explained to Tommy that you emailed me and you had an update that happened a couple weeks ago, or like, you know, a new thing that happened. So why don't you fill us in? Wait, but start from the beginning. Did you meet this woman on Craigslist? No. Oh, this is actually about my ex.

Your ex-wife? My ex-wife. Oh, okay. So tell us. I just told her, I don't live in the city. She lives near the city. I told her I was going to be in her area. And she said, oh, why don't you come by and see my new apartment?

She had said that a couple of months ago, and I sort of blew it off. We were talking about emailing each other. I thought her to talk a little bit, and she says, oh, you're going to be. you know, in the area, I want to just stop buying to see my apartment. And now this is, you only have one ex-wife, right? This is the ex-wife, right? Yes, this is the ex-wife.

And how long you've been divorced from her for? Seven years or so. And so I'm assuming you guys have an okay relationship now. Yeah. Okay. So she has a new apartment and she said, why don't you come over? How old are your kids?

Yeah. late 20 okay so they're all out of the house they're all out okay so she has a new apartment she tells you to come over and you say okay sort of blew it off then the other

like last week she says oh you're going to be in my neighbor I just said you know hey you know I'm going to be in the neighborhood I'm going to be in the area she says oh you're not too far away why don't you come up and I'll show you my new apartment uh huh And I'm thinking like that.

And then, you know, it's like the old animal house scene with, I forget his name, where he's got the good angel on one shoulder, the bad angel on the other shoulder. One says, oh, she's a nice, sweet girl. And I'm thinking, you know, like, should I bring something? She, you know, we talk, she says, I'm not the woman you married all those years ago. Oh, interesting. Well, okay. I said, a bunch of years ago, we were together for dinner with the family.

Everybody had gone their separate ways, and she and I were talking, and she says, you know, I'm not the same woman. I do things differently now, yada, yada, yada. And she was with another guy. Actually, she was waiting for her boys to come over. And it was a holiday function. I'm thinking maybe she's full of shit. So, and that always, you know, laid on my mind for a while.

and then, you know, nothing. She broke up with that guy. She went on to see somebody else. She's hanging out with this other guy. She's telling you all these stories. Well, not all stories. Just I know she's with this other guy.

I mean, we travel in some of the same circle. So, I mean, I know who she's with. I mean, we go to, like, neighborhood weddings together. You know, we have still a lot of common friends. friends. Only a couple of friends chose most of my friends back in the old day are still my, almost all my friends, except for two, are still my really good friends, only a couple of really good friends. I mean, people still talk friendly to her, but they're not friends with her. Right. I got the relationship. Even though I'm the one that stepped out of the marriage,

but everybody knows that I'm a good guy. I'm saying that financially and I'm just a good guy. not to pat myself on the back But I didn't run out of my kids I didn't fuck anybody You know Like that No you hung in there You were a stand-up guy

Yeah I really You know And people come up to me And say boy if I were gay I'd want to marry you You know Or women Or women would say

I'd want to marry you I said there's nothing left Oh come on Not if they knew about this shit You're doing on the side No no And they all knew They all knew

So That's the end of that So I said, okay, and I had a business appointment that ran a little late. She texted me, are you still coming over? I said, yeah, I'll just be there a little bit later. She said, oh, oh, so I said, you know, I drink socially now. She never really drank when we were married. And I said, what do you drink?

She says, oh, I drink red wine. I drink Tila. I said, oh, interesting. I said, okay, so what can I bring? his lines. Nice. I mean, she's already got the booze there. So I get there and she shows, you know, sitting on the table are some

gnashy stuff and a bottle of tequila. She shows me the living here, shows me the kitchen, you know, she says it's sparse, but okay, fine. You know, she shows me in the bedroom, that's powerful bed. And we're talking, we go out, you know, we hang out in the kitchen in the dining area and I pop open the and she says, okay, and she starts to cut the line.

She rubs it on the inside of her hand, you know, between a thumb and finger for some salt, and I did the same, and we took a shot, and these with tall shot glasses, and she's, like, guzzling it down, guggling it. And I said, no, no, one shot,

you've got to take it back to you some. One shot, three shots. I then put my hand to her mouth, and she licks it off my hand, the salt in the line. Okay. Then four shots, five shots. She's doing it.

I grab her hand, and I'm doing it to her. I said, do we have to hang out on the side of the table? Why don't we sit on a couch? I'm talking. I'd pour a couple more. We just talking. You know, I always loved you. You know, I know I turned you away,

yada, yada, and just came. And her ex. Her ex, not the guy she's with now? Anybody, yeah. Okay. She's not with me. but she's in between. And I know the guy.

Right. So he was sexting her while she was trying to have real sex with you. Yeah. Well, yeah. And she was supposed to go over to him later on in the evening. So he was expecting him. And she says, you know, I'm still here. You know what talking and hanging out.

So you know what? We told you to go double dip, but instead your ex-wife is double-dipping. As a... Well, yeah. Yeah. Without... I mean, she's like a... You know, he's like a friend with benefits.

Right. Uh-huh. Right. So that's fine. She says, you know, you know, both getting a little looped. So both getting quite moosed. She says, you know, you're still so cute. And I don't consider myself a good-looking guy.

Okay, on a scale of one to ten, what are you? I ask everybody this on the call. Eight? Six. Six? Seven? Six, seven? Yeah.

Six, so, a six? 6.5. Okay. 6.45. Wait, you have a belly? I've got a belly, but I always had a belly. Right, okay. I always had a belly.

You never tried to cut out the carbs. I'm sorry, why? You never tried to cut out the carbs? And, um... No, what I find fascinating is that guys, like, that's what's interesting to me. As a woman, like, a woman would never just be like, yeah, I got a belly. Like, I've always got a belly. Like, you know, women...

That's how guys are. That's what I mean. It's so interesting that, like, guys... We're cool. He don't have to care that they have a belly. He acts like it's an insult that I would be like, would you ever try to lose your belly? Never. Yeah, absolutely.

I've tried. Oh, okay. And I've got so much shit in my house. I love to not. And I love big plates of food. What can I tell you? Okay. But you know something you're got?

I think I have a good personality. I'm fun. I'm whacked. I like to have a good time. So I'm not the best looking guy in the world, so I don't have the best. you know, body in the world, but I'm fun. I'm like I said, I'm a nice guy. And then something came up and she said,

she said something like, you want, like, what are you wearing? She said, is that a sexy bra underneath? She was dressed in a skirt and pantyhows and a regular top and everything. And everything was very, very casual. And she says, you want to see? And she sort of pulls her blouse down a little bit and I see her bra. She said, what else do you have? But okay, but she leaned in, and she said, like, I think she didn't even know what the kid's

She says, you know, I always loved her talk. And your talk is so big. I always loved her. I always loved her clothes off. I didn't rip her off. Oh, she started up. You're kind of breaking up. Are you moving while you're talking?

Yeah, I'm driving. Oh, okay. Sorry. So she ripped your clothes off. You ripped her clothes off? And that, no, I ripped my clothes off. She was ripping her clothes off. She started to take my clothes off.

Then I stood up. I started to take my clothes off. She, like, sort of fell back on the couch. I ripped her panty hose. Rip her, started taking her panties off. And she said, what's going to do? I ate her. She blew me.

Oh, she tells me she loves to sleep naked. She never did before. I mean, she is a changed woman. She absolutely is a changed woman. So do you think there's a chance of, like, this happening again? it's definitely going to happen again. Meaning relationship or just sex? She's hoping for a relationship.

This is interesting because the last time when we spoke with you, you were just talking about like, you know, your sort of secret, illicit sex life. Now we're talking about your relationship life, right? This is your, now you're actually calling in. I thought you had like another sort of weird Craigslist experience. But really what this is about, yeah?

Oh, yeah, we forgot. You have a girl. The long distance is really great, and she's really attractive. She's got a great body. I mean, we have our personality differences. We have a fun time together, but we're not together all that often. Right. And I like the variety.

I like the chase. I like the adventure. Mostly I like the variety. My ex knows her. Okay. Okay, because of the kids and stuff? Yeah. Yeah, and she knows I'm with her, and she kept on it.

me like how with things with so and so and I would say you know they're okay you know we had our issues but you know I always see her part time and so she knows about my my girlfriend right and she's asking me like are you going to marry her no I'm not going to get married and ask me like is she

a good lay and she is she a good lay like did you guys have good sex when you were with her no okay so she wasn't like this kind of free spirited like into sex go not at all and that was like

probably a problem, right? Well, yeah, I was always turned away. Right. I was always turned down. I was always, you know, the kids I'm tired or Yeah, but you know what? With her, she probably thinks like, oh, that's why you were cheating because she wasn't good

in the sack and she probably thinks now if she's into really good sex and she gives you really good sex, then you're not going to cheat, but that's not the case. You're still going to fucking cheat on her because you told us last time that this girl that you're with is great and bad, right? You guys have great sacks, right? Yeah, she is. Yeah. It has nothing to do with that.

Variety, variety. So she knows, yeah, we know you're fucked up. She knows that you're with, she knows that you're with the other girl, right? Right. So why would she think that you'd have a relationship with her? Why do you think that she thinks you want to have a relationship with her? She wants to get married. She knows me.

She still loves me. Now, you know, a couple of times during the night, she asked me, any regrets? and I said Any regrets on your heart? She goes, fuck no Hell no Okay, well that doesn't sound like she's into you No, that definitely sounds like she's into

She has no regrets with being with him No meaning no regrets meaning Oh, I thought she meant Do you have any regrets meaning like having left me a long time ago No, no no no This is his girlfriend Any regrets about No, this is his wife

Oh last week Oh, okay, sorry, we both watched you there So she asked you if you had any regrets About having the little affair with her last week, right? Whoever. Okay, good And to be honest with you, because I am the dog that I am,

I don't have any real regrets. Of course you don't have any. Why didn't you just say no to her? I don't know. Yeah, you're fucked up. I think you like to mind fuck girl. Do you hate women secretly? No, I do not hate women.

I love, I'm a lesbian. No, you're not. Liking women for sex. I'm a lesbian, too. Yeah, wait, liking women for sex. Stop it, listen to me. No, I am. I'm their biggest fan.

I have all their movies. You know what it is? I don't want to get the wrong answer. I don't want to disappoint. So, you like my bitch, you like my smelling pussy? Oh, yeah. I go along with that because I'm afraid that if I get the wrong answer, I'm not going to get pussy anymore. No, but she asked you, do you have any regrets?

and what was your answer? So I pushed the answer off. Yeah, that's fucked up because you didn't have any regrets. Okay, you're a total dog. So why would you put that doubt in her? Like, why? I think that there's some sort of, like, weird battle going. Like, that's like a weird thing.

That's not normal. Because I want her to know that I'm not a total dog. Oh, so you're lying. He's playing a little game. That's all right. No, that's lying. Not lying. Of course I am.

Right, right. He's totally lying. He's saying, of course, he is lying. Called the game. Yes. I'm being totally truthful when I tell you that I was lying. Right. You're being truthful to us.

That's what we love on our show. We get the truth from you, but no girl having sex with you or dating you was ever going to get the truth from you. Because the truth is you're not a faithful guy, right? So you want to make her think, no, but what's crazy is that do you actually want to woo her back? your way like do you have a do you really think that you would ever go back with her uh no okay so why do you want her to want that's what's fucked up about guys like you okay and i'm just gonna i'm talking like from a woman standpoint because you want her to like you want her to like me yes i like i like fucking i like playing with women i like getting my six okay but news flash i'm gonna teach you a little

bit about a woman this girl your woman your ex now she's like like, you know, like a different kind of woman. She's loose. She's got booty calls. She's got friends of benefits. She just fucked you and it was good. And trust me, you could just screw her probably. If you were just straight up honest, that's what guys don't understand about women.

Guys think that when I had the better booty calls with guys that were honest with me about all the girls they were fucking than guys that tried to act like they were only with me. Like, I can't stand that because then you just put in all this other stuff. And women have an intuition. So if we think you're lying, you're never going to get. past that stage. Guys, I understand that if you're really honest, that gets you more pussy. It really does. I swear to you. Okay. So don't play the game like you're better than you are because then you make her want to have a relationship with you. Then if she wants a relationship with you, she's going to be sniffing for those lies. If you let her straight up know that you're staying with your girl,

you don't want to, but you love her snatch and you think she's so hot and that was the best sex you ever had. If you play it that way, she'll fuck you all the time. Don't out. Don't act like some emotional dude that wants to date her. Then she's going to start like over-analyzing stuff and then you're in a whole different ballgame and you can't keep that going. You have too much of that shit going. No, and then you sound like a lying

asshole. They'd be a hard ass. Not rough. What is the word? No, honest. Yeah, be honest. And there's nothing rough about saying, listen, I'm in another relationship. But I loved having sex with you. You know, you're the mother of my kids. Like, you're

hotter to me now than ever. you know and like that was like the best sex the other night so like why don't we do this every now and then that's all you need to give her some compliments let her think that you're so sexually into her but don't you don't need to play a game that you want to have some sort of relationship with her too on the side because then you're just going to make it all messy and you have a good relationship with this woman she's the mother of your children right like you don't need to go in that direction again with her you can play these stupid games with your craigslist women but don't play it with her.

She's cool with you now. And you should have said, no, I have no regrets. That was the best sex ever, right? You had no regrets. You should have said no. It was right sex. It was unbelievable.

Yeah, if you tell a girl, women love compliments. Women love to be wanted. Women love to be desired. How old is she? 50, mid-50. Yeah, a mid-50s woman wants to know that she's still

like a sexy woman. You know what I mean? Like that's like going to make her horny for you. And that's all you want from her. And that's probably at her this point in her life. She could probably just deal with just banging you. Give her more credit. Uh-huh.

And if not... I mean, the fact that she was... The fact that she broke up with this guy, but she's still seeing him on the side. I'm getting hard. I'm getting hard just thinking about this. Like, why can't I be her friend with that? But you, maybe you are.

Maybe that's why she was able to go there now because she's got a backup plan. She's able to do that. Now she's in a different place. She just fucked you. You think that that wasn't all planned? She had the tequila there. She was getting liquid courage.

Yeah. She was lubing the situation. Yeah, I don't drink anymore, but like if I wanted to make a, if I knew that I was on a mission to bang a guy and he could over my house, I would totally break out the boot. Like, that's what I would do too. She wanted to fuck you. That's what was going on. Yeah. Yeah.

She sounds like she's having, like she's liberated on some level in her life sexually. And you can totally just have her as a booty call. But I don't understand why guys, I just, and most guys do what you were, you know, the game that you were, Tommy calls it a game, like whatever, that sort of route where they think, oh, I got to act like I like this woman so that she fucks me. No, women are more likely to not fuck you

when they think they like you because then they start playing games too. When all the games are off the table and there's no chance of anything ever happening, that's when like just regular sex could just happen. the best actually. Like, I'm really serious. So just be honest with her. Let me ask you. I'm really curious to hear about her sexual

adventures and her sexual prowess during her single day. During her, you mean before you or after you? After me. Right, okay. Do I think that that's bad to ask her? That's number one. And B, do you think, I know, she asked me, she asked me,

before anything started while we were on the couch. So is your relationship with so-and-so binogamous? And I said, mostly. Oh, God. And that did not phase her at all. Right, mostly, right. She knows you're a cheater. Don't act like you changed.

Act like you're still the same dirty pig. Because let me just tell you, if she knows that you're still that same guy, then that's a reason for her to know to never go past a certain line with you. Do you understand? Like somehow that's like a safe guy to just bang because you know you'll never trust that person again. So there's no chance of you falling for that person. Do you understand? So yeah, obviously you'd let her know that.

No, you're still that same guy. I don't know. I think being honest is like always the best way. Like I trust me, I used to be a player. I used to fuck a lot of guys at the same time and they all knew about it. I would be very honest. And I always stayed friends with these people and they always liked it because they knew where they stand. And people know what to do with the truth, no matter who they are.

It's all this lies and bullshit that goes on that gets people in trouble. So I think, yeah, you could ask her about her stuff. And if you want a purely sexual relationship with this woman, you know, why don't you try to have that? Like a really open, honest. You guys could probably go to places you never went to in your marriage. Let your freak flag fly. Let her see who you really are. That's really what it's about.

Right. Right. Let her see that side of you. If you just want to have sex with her, she needs to see that sexual side of you, and that sexual side of you is hardcore. I mean, I wish to come within 30 seconds. So you were really attracted to her, is what you're saying? Well, I'm really attracted to my girlfriend, and I last a hell of a lot more than 30 seconds. Right, so what are you trying to say?

You're better now? I don't know. I wanted to get it over with. Yeah. Yeah. You're better now, or did you want to get it over with? No, that's what Tommy said. No, no, no.

Like she would lonely, I would last a lot longer. Right. So you were just coming really quickly then because you were less experience is what you're saying, right? I don't know. No, because when I cheated on her and the woman that I cheated on her with, I lasted. So why do you think you wouldn't last with her? I don't know. I don't know.

Is it one of those things where, no, because you like your girl now and you care about your girl emotionally, right? And you could have good sex with her, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. But, you know, I think that you should definitely start asking her about her sex life. She knows that you know that she's still banging this other guy, right? Well, now it's done. What do you mean now it's done?

Get this. Yeah, get this. He was texting her during the night. And I guess he felt sort of foolish that he was waiting for her instead of her saying she's not coming over. Right. She said, we got drunk. I fell asleep on the couch. nothing happened. He was convinced that I went home and she had another guy over after me,

and that's why she didn't come over to him. Right. He would never think that it was you. No. Right. At first, at first, you know, I'm not 100% sure of that, and I'll find that out because, and so she's done with him. She's, she's like totally done with it. I asked her, you know, if he was a good lover and if the boyfriend before that was a good lover, she said, this guy is a good lover the guy before him was not he was okay she said but i'm definitely i'm definitely up there right you're definitely up there yeah and then i asked i said is that was that the deal of talking or was that you she goes right it's so interesting that you like you still need the validation from

like you didn't get this validation from her when you were with her really not at all you didn't feel like a hot good lover like when you're with her like no no the other night was what a little passionate night I've ever had in my life. Do you think it's because you have all that history with her as well? It was the history. It was the excitement knowing that I guess it's the history, you know? I think so. I think that there's a difference, like, between just like fucking a stranger and having

like dirty sex with them and then being with somebody and having dirty sex with somebody that you actually really know and have a lot of history. I think that there's so much more, better situation. She and I did things to each other, and she did things. Never swallowed. She swallowed it wholehearted. Nice. She was looking to impress that night.

And, I mean, I fingered her ass. She never looked at me to go near her ass. I figured her ass while I was playing with the pussy and licking her. Oh, see, I think your guys' break has been great for your relationship. By what's been great? The break. Your guy's break has been great for your relationship. well your sexual relationship

she's still a very attractive woman and you like older women I like old well yeah yeah she was a hell of a fuck I gotta tell you I mean although we did straight missionary no no her getting on top no me banging her from behind

no me right but you don't need all that because you have all that history and stuff and you probably had like insane chemistry and everything but it was amazing amazing And then, o'clock in the morning, four o'clock in the morning, I really couldn't sleep all that well. And like four o'clock in the morning, I just started, you know, started up again with her. No hesitation. No hesitation whatsoever.

When we got up in the morning to start our day, she says, we already had more sick. Do we have to have it again? She said that? She said that to me, yeah. But not like complaining. You know, it's just that she was tired and we were running late to get to work. I said, no, we're totally good, totally good. So, then we've had, I mean, like hundreds of texts back and forth.

Okay. We were at Sunday night that my girlfriend was supposed to join me at, and she was not there. She got set. I'm going to be there, said, I told her. Does how you feel about that? I said, well, you know, we can hang. she says i said

discreet you know quietly don't take all the fun out of it so we had we hung we drank uh i said you know next time i asked if she has the ticket i said next time we won't do stale we'll do something else she goes okay you know like wine or something like that okay so you know that there's a next time

yeah there's the next time she's totally up for it i asked she actually you know she went there with a friend uh who is a long you know a friend for 30 years and there was 29 years I said you could tell so-and-thos oh no absolutely not did I tell anybody no nobody knows

which is not true I told two of my buddies two one person was absolutely nothing to do with her one who she actually I think one's fuck trust me if she was on this call she'd say I told him no I didn't tell anyone and then she'd tell us she told five people too trust me she still told some people as well

there's no way she didn't I'm not sure you're out of your mind okay All right. Women talk. She has a good best friend, a sister, somebody. She told somebody these kind of things.

Look, you're calling strangers to tell them. Everybody needs to tell somebody these kind of things. But she didn't keep it to herself. Trust me. So she's on the train with actually our daughter on the train. Oh, I dropped them off at the train. I'm giving you a lot of information here. I really hope you'll be able to listen to this conversation.

Although when I listened to the podcast the other day, it really didn't sound too much. like me. Perfect. Exactly. Don't worry about it. You're from Kansas and your name is Robert. No one knows who the hell you are.

Right. And my daughter off at the train. And I kiss our daughter. And I, I mean, she and I kiss each other on the cheek. I reach around to grab her. She leaned in and she kept on kissing both my cheeks. And she did not pull away. So I thought our daughter saw this, but she was a little tipsy.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So then I texted her on the train. and I said, so what was underneath that dress? I would have tried to verify it myself. She said, maybe you'll get the opportunity. Right, she's playing with you. She's into it.

She's playing with you. Yeah, she likes the buildup, the chase. You know, you're going to have to, like, go after her, do a little complimenting her, you know, sexting with her, all that stuff. You're definitely going to have another go around. But I suggest being honest with her and try that route. Let her know how much you didn't regret it. Let her know how much you'd love to have a,

an arrangement with her, you know, in a way. And, you know, like I said, phrase it so that it's like it's because she's so hot and you just can't stop thinking about her. Like, that's what turns girls on, guys that are really into them. Should I tell her how much I can't stop thinking about her or how much I can't stop thinking about the other night being with her?

No, since you want to make it about sex, be like I can't stop, to make it about sex. You know what I mean? Stick to that. Make it like she's the sexiest. sex that you had. You know what I mean? Keep it,

that's fine. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, she's gonna love that. Yeah, 50. She knows who she is. She's defined as a woman. You know what I mean? She probably wants to feel like hot again.

So yeah, I think that's great. I think she'd love that. Yeah, keep it like that. Okay. But don't play your games. Okay. Yeah, and I like this call. Now you seem like a normal guy on this call.

Not that you didn't seem normal last time, but, you know, you had a lot of... Why not? No, no. You just see. You have... You're doing a lot of dirty things with those pictures. This one, like, it's like, you know, your whole, your other life.

It's like, it's just interesting. That's what I love about this podcast that we get. And I like that we have people call back because this is like a whole other side to you. Because this is like, I'd rather see you cheat on your girl with your ex-wife than all these people, these crazy church people you're meeting on Craigslist. But I know you're going to do that stuff too. So keep us. I totally am. Yeah.

In fact, I've been speaking with emailing a young lady. Okay, how young? Mid-30. Okay. Who has a lover. She and her lover each married. Uh-huh. They've been together for about three years.

And now they want to branch out to bring another couple into this. And I answered their ad on Craigslist. Okay. And I said, look, I know you were looking for a couple. But, hey, you know what? How about experimenting with just a single guy? Uh-huh. And they're part of an ethnic group that I'm very, very familiar with.

Ethnic group that you're very, you could tell us that ethnic group. Okay. A religious Jewish couple. Oh, okay. Oh, you're kidding. Curly cues, like the Curlies? No, no, no. No.

No. Not Hasidic. Okay. So go on. So you're going to set that up. up. I'm trying to, I'm setting it up. I'm trying to set it up. They want me to get another woman. Okay. So I'm trying to find another woman. I don't ask your ex-wife. What? Don't ask your ex-wife. Keep her out of that. Keep her out of that world. Yeah. Absolutely.

Go find another Craigslist gal to bring with her there. And we want to know about that story when that happens. too. And so I'm saying, you know, look, there are two, there are two hotels near where I live. One is upscale, one is mid-range. The upscale one, high profile and expensive. The other one is low-brow and not expensive. And the low-brow one happened to be right across from my, from my apartment. So they said, maybe people will go there and we're trying to set up for like next one night next week. Okay. So we, this is, you know, you're, we have another guy who calls and updates us all the time and people love him so I know people are

going to love you too so we want to keep us posted with all of this all of your shenanigans I you know what I really enjoy talking about this not to pat myself on the back of course not just to get it out and be completely honest get it out exactly totally

that's why we do it I love talking people about their problems and helping people in an unprofessional way because I'm really not a therapist but I love, but I could only deal with the truth. And the only way I get the truth is by doing this kind of show where it's totally anonymous and I think that people are more likely to be that, you know, truthful. And I think that everyone has that desire to really be truthful at all their stuff.

The only reason why we're not truthful is we think that people won't accept it, right? So we keep shit hidden. So I think it's great to have a place to, you know, call in or, you know, and let your freak flag fly. So keep us posted and we'll have you on again. And thanks for calling in again. Okay. I'm curious, have people been listening to the podcast?

Oh, totally. Yeah, yeah. I think you've already had like 580 hits. Really? Yeah, yeah, totally. Very cool. Yeah, we have people in Nepal. I'm obsessed with the people in Nepal listening.

I mean, all over the world, but the Nepal people I'm obsessed with. But yeah, absolutely. Very cool. Yeah, you already have like 500, like almost 600 probably or more. So, yes, people listen all the time. Uh-huh. Write us a review on iTunes if you get it. But call us back and keep me posted via email and then we'll schedule another call with you.

Absolutely. All right. Thanks, Robert. Good luck. Thank you guys. All right. Bye-bye. See, that was good.

See, Tommy? What do you mean see, Tommy? When I was saying some about his wife, you were kind of giving me the hand something movement. I don't know, like calm it down or something. I think he didn't want to go there. Oh, no, no, no, no. This is what he needed in this call. No, that's not what I meant.

It wasn't just about his dirty stories. He needed a little advice. That's not what I meant. I was telling you to let him roll. Oh, right, but I needed to cut it at certain points. Certain points, yeah. Yeah, because he was being fucked up when he wasn't telling her the truth. Yeah, no, and I think that's great advice.

I mean, if you're going to do it about one thing and you want it about one thing, make it about one thing. No, but that's what my advice is to all men. This is what men don't understand. When a man tries to pretend that he likes a girl because he thinks, oh, I'm going to pretend I like her and I'm going to fuck her. It's going to, because if a girl starts liking you, then she starts to understand.

playing games with sex because I think as a woman oh I can't sleep with you and I can't you know what I mean because I need to make you like and all that stuff goes into play and if you think you have a chance with a guy you're more likely to not screw that guy and not be that totally open whereas if you know for a fact you have no

she's a pig and she's a pig yeah and that's like you're then you're like okay that's a total deal breaker but I'm so horny for this guy and if you make her horny for you by letting her know you're so into her trust me that girl will have sex with you and you just be honest about it and everything's cool but guys have to lie about all this stuff and then

girls have radar girls always kind of know they don't know that they know but they kind of know and they're not crazy they're just like intuitive and so and then that ruins everything and then you only get to screw that girl twice and I think the best sex comes when you're screwing someone a lot don't you agree I know guys like variety like the one-offs are good because it's new right but isn't it great when you have like a great fuck buddy or even it's a relationship where you're with someone and you're really honest about what you like and you can get really dirty with that person, you can have really great sex.

Yeah, you get more and more comfortable and you can go further. Yeah, and I think like dirty, like, I have a dirty mind and I like dirty sex, but now that I clean my act up, like I think the best kind of dirty sex is with somebody like kind of, like in a clean cut situation, like with somebody that you're with, somebody that you know, do you know what I mean?

And then you could really have, it's like dirty sex but clean in a clean way. Do you what I mean? A fabric. Not dirty for dirty. Like it doesn't have to be so illicit to be hot. You could have really dirty sex. It's somebody that you really know and you're cool with.

It doesn't have to be a relationship or someone you love. But if you know that person more, I think it's better. But that's my version. And I'm sure a lot of guys would be like you're so wrong because guys just like, you know, one-offs. But I personally think you can have really good sex when you're really open and honest with somebody and you're doing it a lot. Because then you could just get into all kinds of things. Yeah. That's like hot.

Sky's the limit. Yeah. like fantasies. I don't know. Like that's not how I like have fun with guys. Yeah, like you're really comfortable with them. You trust them and then you could just do whatever. You know, you don't have to be going on Craigslist every day for somebody new. I know.

Okay, so we're going to end this call because Tommy has nothing to say. And I've said enough. So we'll be back next week. We have, I don't know when we're airing them. We have actually a girl calling in. She might have already, we've already maybe aired her. I don't know. We don't know her name, but I'm going to delete this out.

So anyway, we'll be on next week with another interesting caller. See you. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre-order the audio book. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show.

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