Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 022 - Questions from Online Strangers

Episode Date: May 12, 2014

We get emails all the time from people who are looking for advice about all kinds of things, and on this episode we answer some of those emails. We give advice to a guy who is dating an escort and having "issues", a guy who wants to wear high heels out in public, a guy who wants to know when it's appropriate for the girl to pick up the tab, a young guy who's dating an older woman, a guy who wants to know how to jerk off longer and a guy who is trying to get his ex back.    **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. Craigslist is definitely the gift like it's not given. Real people respond. You go to Singapore, or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.

With a real problem. Does your friend know that you're banging her? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your Greek black lie. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whips and change. Here are your hosts, Kathy Kay and Tommy. Hey, welcome to a strictly anonymous podcast with Kathy and Tommy.

Tommy's going to take it over and tell you, not only do the intro, but he's just also going to explain. I'm going to tell you what's going on today. So welcome, first of all, if you want to... Make it quick today. No, I'm just saying. All right, making it quick. So if you want to get on the show or just tell us about what's going on with you, ask for advice, questions. whatever.

You can email us at strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. I'm taking over right now. Or follow us on Twitter at strict anonymous or like us on Facebook, strictly anonymous podcast. Yes. And when you do download us on iTunes or Stitcher, make sure you write a review, Fairobo review, because if you're listening, that means you like us and we like you. So today we're going to take the show in a different direction. We actually are going to do what we're.

been saying for quite a while and answer some of the email questions that are coming in because we're getting a lot of them. So this is basically emails from Craigslist, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They were really, like a lot of times people email me a problem and then I try and book them and they never could sort of make it to call in or whatever.

And that's cool. And I save those and tell them that we're going to. Give them advice over the air on the podcast. Yeah. I'm really confused today. You really are. I know it's because you wouldn't want me drink my green tea. Well, when Kathy drinks green tea, she talks too fast.

She gets a little hyper and out of control. I'm a little aggressive. You know, I listen to other people's podcasts and they're more calm. Yeah. I think I'm not calm enough. I'm surprised I haven't gotten any hate mail about my irritating energy. So I'm trying to be more calm. Send it in.

I came from acupuncture. And I really, that makes me calm. This is good, right? This is nice. This is great. Yeah, I have to, like, channel that part of me that, the way that I am after I get laid. Some guy told me that one. He's like, if you could just be, like, that person all the time, it would be so nice.

Because I think, like, I'm just finally relaxing. Like, he just, like, fucked the personality out of me. Fucked you stupid. No, so I would just totally relax. You know, maybe I'm just uptight. I think so. You think? I mean, you were screaming at the cat when I came in.

I know, because she was doing her thing, I was so glad that you witnessed it because it's, I don't understand. It's barely noticeable. I want to change the subject. I want to bring up a hypochondria. Why? Well, I know you're a hypochondriar, but why?

No, but this is what, not hypochondriac, because some people think hypochondriacs are people that, like, go to the doctor for every little thing. That's, I'm not that way. I can have, any, I don't care about anything unless, stop. I don't care about anything unless you could die from it. I don't care if I have a, cold. I don't care if I've had the flu.

I don't take antibiotics for anything. I don't care if my leg is chopped off. As long as I'm not dying from something, I don't really care. But if I think something I'm going to die from it, I care. But really what I think, this is what I think, is you're a hypochondriot too. Condriac. You're a hypochondriac too.

And this is what I believe that is. When I was really young, and this is when I was young, for the youngans that are listening, there was something called encyclopedias. It was like my Google. You know? Funk and Wagner encyclopedias. Yeah, I was like encyclopedias is the only place that you could get

your information when you want to know things. So I would have these chronic brain tumors when I was young. Like that was my disease of choice before AIDS came out. Once AIDS came out, then that became my thing. But the first thing, yeah, the first thing was brain tumors. Because everything was a symptom of a

brain tumor, right? Like, I mean, there's a lot of things. Yeah, like you can't, you know, and I used to get them all the time. And one time, I don't know if I've ever told this story before about the doctor, the hot doctor, the seeing double. So I was like, I would like mind fuck myself. Like I would go in the encyclopedia and read everything about brain tumors and every symptom and no matter what it was I could literally mind fuck myself into getting it. The only symptom I couldn't get were like the hardcore ones like double vision and stuff. But if it said like in the encyclopedia that every

day at two o'clock if you have a brain tumor, your pinky goes, and I'm like, it would happen to me. Like that's how much I would be on board with the brain tumor. I never really got a brain tumor, but these were all in my head. And I would suffer from these brain tumors for months. And I would be addicted to the symptoms. And then one time when I was at working in a salon, I was looking in the mirror and I was blotering my hair. And I saw double vision.

And I was like, holy shit, this is it. This is the symptom I was waiting for. Like, this is really real. This is the death I was waiting for. Yeah, I'm like, yes. Like, I went to the emergency room where I went to emergency, it wasn't an emergency room. Urgent care?

No, it wasn't. It was like I got an appointment. I left work and went to a doctor. And of course, he was hot. young and hot and I explained to him I see double but only when I look in the mirror I think I told this story before only when I look in the mirror and he checked me up and he's like you know you're fine I wasn't seeing double anymore and then when I went back to the salon I noticed that we started looking into it and we realized that the mirror was slightly bent so every everyone saw double in the mirror

And you felt how smart? I was so embarrassed because all my doctors are hot and I'm always making an ass out of myself in front of them. But this is what I noticed. So then like, so I had all these brain tumors until eventually once me and this guy broke up and I had a brain tumor for like six months. I would have such bad brain tumors that I would go out to bars

and I would see hot guys. Have anything been medically documented? What do you mean? Maybe, yeah, that guy has a file of the girl that came in that said she sees in the mirror. No. Did they ever diagnose it? knows you with an actual brain tumor. No, that's what I'm saying. I've never had her.

But this is what I'm going to get into what it's really about. And you should listen because you're a hypochondriac. This is what I realized. Okay. I would literally go into bars and I'd be like, oh, I'd see a hot guy and I'd be like, there's no reason to even meet him because I'm going to die. You know what I mean? And it would consume me. I was like addicted.

Ow, my cat's jabbing her thing. I was addicted to it. And then I broke up with this guy and I had, like I said, I had a brain tumor for like six months. And then all of a sudden, like my symptoms went away. and I realized I didn't have a brain tumor and I was able to get out of it and then I realized like, wow,

I'm not even upset about that guy anymore. And that's when I realized that my brain tumors, I would create them when I didn't want to feel upset about something. Do you understand? That's what hypochondria is about. I'm hoping mechanism.

Yes, when you are having, people that are hypochondriacs, when they are having feelings of something else, like if I was sad because this guy broke up with me or I dumped him. I fucked his friend or something and I think he dumped me. Like something like that. And I couldn't deal with the feeling that I actually like cared about somebody.

You had to make up something to replace that. Because I would become obsessive about it. And that's what happens. That's what most people are doing with hypochondria. You're a hypochondriac. Next time you have some sort of thing that throws you into a fucking tizzy and makes you all mental and obsessive and, you know, and Google crazy. Yeah. Realize what is it about my life right now that I'm not dealing?

Like is there something I'm upset about or so you know and I've had other I had AIDS after that and then I've had breast cancer I've had them all and it's not like I've gotten past it sometimes I try to tell my body like listen I'll be upset You don't have to give me because I will get the symptoms and it gets really bad and I've never had anything really bad I don't have AIDS I just like I don't have anything and I never had a brain tumor But the weird thing was was that in that in that salon like three people got brain tumor I that were closely around me. Like the girl who was also sitting next to me's mom got a brain tumor and two of my clients,

like one's husband got a brain tumor and one's mother got, like it was like crazy. But that had nothing to do with anything. My hypochondria was literally because I didn't want to cry because this guy and me weren't together anymore. I don't like feelings. And then when I got older, I could drink and then I did that. And then I think when I did it, when I drank,

I didn't need the hypochondriac. Because I've been very hypochondriacal, or what's the word? I've been very, there's a word that Irene used ones, I forget what it is. Hypochondriactic? Yeah, whatever. I've been doing that a lot,

but it's since I quit drinking. It's just my way of checking out. I don't like to have feelings. I don't like to feel anything but happy. I don't like to feel sad. I don't like to feel vulnerable. I don't like to feel upset. It's too, it's too much.

Just be happy. No, you have to be sad sometimes. If you're living a real life and you're putting yourself out there, sometimes you feel sad. Sometimes you feel happy. That's what it's about, you know? So I tend to get things always like clockwork in my life.

If I'm like really upset about something, something else comes up. Do you understand? And that's when I know that it's probably nothing. When it coincides with something. With something drastically going on. Yeah. Uh-huh. When it comes out of a mask.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm always making up these symptoms and stuff, you know. So it's a thing. You have it too. I'll look at it. I'll try it. I will. Think about it.

I will. Back to the last time you, Tommy, you've gone to the emergency room so many times that I've known you. Your ass has bled. You had a lot. My ass is blood. My ass has never bled. It did too. You ran all the way to some doctor ones because you were ass bleeding.

Oh, yeah, but that was a real thing. I got back from Costa Rica. I had a parasite in my intestines. Oh, okay. Yeah, my ass bled. Okay, but no, but you've had, didn't you fall in a plane and pass out? Yeah, I did. Okay.

Like, you've had those kind of weirdo things. And it was all like, uh, I thought it was something more. It was mostly low blood sugar or... Yeah, and once you had me take a car service up to Fire Island to spend the day there because you were having panic. Like, you thought you were dying. Yeah. Yeah.

Like you're like when you have emotions about something, but right around that time, you were having girl problems. Don't get all fucking Dr. Phil on me here. Okay. Why? That's what this whole dumb podcast is about me. Why not?

Just a fucking backup guy here. Let me alone. You don't want to know. And then you save yourself the torture of like having... to think that you're dying because you know what I told my therapist is it like in a weird sick way like the torture like the fear of dying or the thing like you could hold on to that and stay in the state of worry and of like neuroses is actually that is actually more dealable is that a word more dealable I'm able to deal with that more yeah there you go then crying okay do you know what you're right no no I do cry. I never have time to cry. I'm always like, I can't cry today because my eyes look puffy because

I got to go out and I can't cry here and me and my friend Julie used to talk about this. I'd always feel like I could cry. The only time I ever feel like I could cry is when I'm walking on the street. But that's because that's where I can't cry. And then when I'm home, I can't access those depressing feelings anymore because I actually could cry when I'm home. I'd cry in the shower. Totally like crying game. Seriously? Do you sit down? I do. I have a. beautiful seat in my shower. I fit like 10 people in there.

Your bathroom was like the size of an apartment. I know that was a great move when I was. So you sit down? Yeah, I'll take a seat, let the water hit me on the head. And you just start crying. Oh, that's cute. Give it a little tear and then I'll suck it up and and then you go have my big point,

big boy pants on. And then you think you're having a heart attack and you forget about it. I think I'm having a heart attack, which is just a combination. What are your hypochondriac thing that you have had? I've had all those serious diseases, whatever, My worst hypochoc, well, it's not really hypochondria. When I think I was having, it's happened a couple times when I wake up very, very early in the morning, like a five o'clock in the morning, with serious chest pain, I can't catch my breath. And I feel like I'm having a heart attack.

It's a combination of between, I'm having a little bit of a panic attack because I was drinking excessively the night before. So this is the, you know, the panic part left. and the heartburn because I ate like... Right, like there's real reasons for... Buffalo chicken sandwiches at 3 o'clock in the morning. And, yeah, so the heartburn and then a little bit of the hangover, you know, that's what it is. Right, but when do you realize... How long do you, like, sort of, you know, mind fuck yourself and loop out about it?

Loop, loop it. You know, like, I could loop it for a while. 20 minutes after I take the, oh, shit, volumes that I have stashed. Oh, see, that's my problem. I don't do any of that stuff. So you just take a value and it gets rid of that? You're gone, dude.

It's great. Yeah, when I was getting my first operation in my life a couple of years ago, I was so petrified and the guy's like, oh, I'm like, you don't understand like this makes me so never.

Going under anesthesia, I was so petrified. He's like, oh, well, just good, do you ever take anything for this like kind of anxiety you have? I said, no, like, you should. And he's like, he gave me some volume.

And immediately, this volume made me so relaxed. I was literally, I had an ovarian cyst, and they had an oncologist on hand. And they didn't think it was cancer, but it was literally like a type of operation where you were putting being put under and they were going to take this lab out and the oncologist was going to cut it out. And you might wake up with nothing in your inside because you had can't. Like you don't know.

You could have cancer. So it's scary, right? Like, so the last thing I want to do is be put under. I don't know what I'm going to wake up to. The minute they put me that volume through my system. You're like, all right. Just cut it out. It was so weird being like a normal person.

I went into the operating room and they were like putting my legs up in these stirrups and. strapping them, they're introducing me to everyone, and I could have cared less. It was so weird to be so normal feeling in a very crazy atmosphere. Valium is what they call a diazepam. That's the actual drug name. Yeah. And whatever, I think it goes after, whatever nerve in your brain and it just relaxes, everything. It's fantastic.

Yeah, it really makes you like a normal person, right? Yeah, I mean, I've had actual real panic attacks going on, and you have no idea how it's going to stop and I would ransack my room to find that one emergency thing that I had and you take it and I would take it and no joke 15 20 minutes later I go outside I go to the gym I could give a speech I feel great yeah but what you don't understand is a panic or anxiety attack cannot physically it's just it's physically impossible for your body to be in that state for more than 20 minutes it's just not physically possible so you will it will wear off anyway do you understand I've never taken I've been there but I'm But you don't even if you know myself out of them. Even if you know it, you, that it could be the longest 20 minutes of your life. No, listen, a second of it feels, I know, I've had them. I could basically get myself out of them or make them stop happening. I've never ever in my life taken anything.

Because I believe once you take something, you're telling your brain that you can't handle it. And that's really what actually makes them worse. So I, uh, I know how to mind fuck myself. But, um, yeah, they're really. bad but all that shit but yeah I probably should just take drugs it's the easiest way right just pop why not I don't I try and say but I have to say after being through all the medical stuff that I've been doing and try and have a baby anything like it's like honestly it really changed me I go into emergency rooms or hospitals at like I'm on volume but I'm not on volume I'm just calm

well could you've been there now and there's a been there done that yeah I'm not ability of it's not so bad and this is what's going to happen I'm not I used to have a panic attack if I was getting one needle, you know, for my blood test. And now I've had so many things done, I could care less. It's like no big deal to me. I went so off topic. Let's get to what we're going to do today. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone?

Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous podcast. Gmail.com with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. So we have questions. We have questions from callers. Callers from questions. No emails from Craigslist. I'll just delete that out. Just emails to us. Yeah, emails. Okay, so we're going to start with my favorite one. I got a couple like this. A lot of guys wind up actually dating or marrying their escorts that they're banging.

That's odd to me. Yeah, it's great. I think it's hilarious. Okay, how about this? So the guy's name is Charlie. Charlie wrote, I'm a 51-year-old male, unhappily married. I've been dating a 24-year-old young lady for over a year.

So he's married and he's dating someone. We are both head over heels and love with each other. We've been making plans to make our relationship legit. When I met her, she was an escort, and I was her client. our relationship quickly grew serious. She soon got out of the business, left her boyfriend, and started dating me exclusively. We had our ups and downs, but can't seem to live without each other.

She has messed up time and again, but I've always forgiven her. Recently, she's been working two part-time jobs. She went out to dinner for the set of coworkers and took some pictures. The pictures she sent me were innocent pictures of coworkers having fun and drinks. That's what she's okay with that. Okay, but I think we have to give him advice. Okay. Don't make, don't.

No, no, no. Just fuck hookers, but don't try and date them. That's right. That is right. Don't. She had a boyfriend, right? And she was an escort on the side. So obviously, she's a cheater.

You're a married man and you're fucking an escort on the side. So you're a cheater. So I don't understand why he's like saying he's so faithful to her. Because he's 51. But he's faithful to his, he's not faithful to his wife. Obviously not. But he thinks he, but he's faithful to the escort. He's faithful to the hooker and not the wife.

Right. He's got issues. Because, of course, it's easier to be, you know, faithful to the whore and not the, you know, the... Listen, I get it. You're 51. Old shoe at home. It's so terrible. Yeah, you're 51.

You're out of the game. You felt like it expired. Tommy, 51 is not out of the game anymore. No, but he's probably, you don't know. Viagra. They could screw all night now. When I mean out of the game, I've been married. Totally.

Okay. So stop. Okay. So out of the game being he's been married. And, you know, you stare at four walls. you're fucking the same person. You don't think you're really going anywhere. He gets an escort.

The escort, 24 years old, probably set his hair on fire. He was so attracted to this younger woman because he's been banging this older thing for so long. I'm sure it's not his first escort. Okay, whatever. But it's the first escort that actually probably would see him without taking his money. And he probably does have some money. No, she's probably seeing him still with money, but they just took it to the side. And he's sure she's still doing it.

These girls do take it on the side, meaning they start to see them on the side, but they take money still. Okay. But he probably is a man of means. He's not some broke 51-year-old guy that... We don't know. This is why it's not good to have calls like this. Because I don't know, we don't have all the information. My advice would be, don't date the hooker.

Yeah, don't date the hooker. No. That's good advice. Don't date escorts. This is like the third email I got from a guy dating an escort, having like a miserable time with it. Don't date escorts. It's like they're so dumb. That's where women.

We just don't understand. But men are so stupid. That's where, like, it's just a dumb guy thing. We're actually in the greens. Dumb guy, don't gate the hooker. Yeah, sorry, she's messed up. She wouldn't be doing that really with her life if she was. And I mean, listen, there's always going to be a small majority of people that are doing whatever and a healthy way.

But most likely, she's a little messed up. She's very young. She doesn't know what she's got a boyfriend. She's got an escort. Now she's got jobs. She's got a 51-year-old married partner that's married. I mean, she's, you know, she's not in the right mind. So of course she's going to be nuts.

But obviously he's nuts because he's taking part of it. Like attracts like. Next question. Okay, this is from Sam. Hello, I'm going through a breakup. It was all my fault. I miss her every day. I'm afraid to reach out to her because I don't want to hurt her again.

So this is just, I just bring it up because it's like a typical question with guys. Like, first of all, what I'm confused about as a woman, like he says, I want to reach out to her. I'm afraid to reach out to her because I don't want to hurt her again. Isn't he afraid to reach out to her because he's afraid of rejection? Yep. He's lying. We're there, right? Lying.

What do you mean? I'm afraid I don't want to hurt her. That's such a guy thing because I think he doesn't want to show his vulnerability. No, you really miss her. You want to reach out and you're afraid to reach out to her because you don't want her to hurt your feelings when she tells you to go fuck yourself. Yeah, and close the door for the last time. Right. But yet he has to change it and say because I don't want to hurt her again.

You know how many times the guy will be like, oh, but I don't want to hurt her? It doesn't make sense to me. No, it doesn't make sense to me. They're just switching it around. You want something. You get it. Right or wrong. It's projection, right?

Mm-hmm. So he's projecting. I mean, if you are, if you're missing a girl and you broke up and it was your fault, all you have to do, girls are like girls love communication. I thought to call up and explain. And own it. Yeah. Yeah, you just got to kiss a little ass. It's called damage control.

Yeah. You kiss their box and it's all over. Yeah. Do it little damage control. Every girl. If you know your girl well, you know how to get her back. Yeah. Next question.

Dating is expensive after how many dates does a woman pick up the children. dinner check. I love this question. That's a great question. I love this question because the younger generation, I feel sorry for them. These guys and girls, like these girls are paying for meals or they're splitting it or they're paying for the tip and I'm old school with that. I don't think a girl should pay for anything

especially not in the beginning. Eventually, yeah, it doesn't matter, but do you know what I mean? The guy should mostly be picking up the tab for sure. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I actually agree with you. I'm an old school guy. Why, do we not agree a lot? I don't know. No, we don't. Not all the time. But to agree with you a few times

in a row is a weird. I, you know, granted I get times are probably tough, but you know what I mean? You have to alter your dates. I'm old school.

I always pay for the, I always pay. I'm married and I always pay. That's just the way it goes in my house. Yeah, because you're a man. The guy pays. Yeah, a girl looks pretty and a guy pays. That's what we're here for.

That's it. If you want girls to be like, girls are actually like, guys should be paying more because girls are looking better nowadays. The fact that girls are injecting their faces with Botox and getting ass implants means that you should pay even more. Because if we all go down to what, you know, society says we're all about, women have to be

hot and young and men have to be, have cash. They kind of pay for it. Yeah. Yeah. So you guys should pay for everything because girls are looking better and keeping themselves up even more. And it's more expensive. Before I used to say a girl shows up on a date and she's already spent a couple hundred dollars.

Now she's spent thousands. Botox, fillers. Oh, every girl has hair extensions. No one even has real hair. That's crazy. Yeah, I have a sister-in-law. She has fake tits, fake hair. She's got Botox.

She's only 28 years old. Everything about her is fake. Which is going to be like in 10 years of all that. It's probably still the same because all this stuff like keeps you looking fine. But it's just it's all of first. That's fine. Okay. That's what men want.

And that's fine. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But women want men to pay for shit. And that's just nature. I want a man. to take care of me financially. That gives me stability and that gives me what I need. And a man wants a woman that looks hot.

I'm not saying, you know, the girl can't pick up the check because she spent money already. I'm just saying I personally as a man don't feel comfortable with having a woman pick up the check. Right, because you know your place in society. Yeah. Yeah, you should be embarrassed. I have this one guy, Phil.

I go out with my mom and I pay. I wouldn't even let my mother pay. Yeah, that's cute. Yeah, see? Yeah. It's the younger generation that's like that. I had this guy Phil that I used to. He was like a long-term booty call for me.

And he was broke. So broke. But that guy wouldn't let me get like a snapple in the morning. He wouldn't let me pay for anything. Whether it was a pack of gum, no matter. Like he always paid. And he had no money, but he was just like that kind of guy. Those are the kind of guys I like.

You want to play. You've got to pay. Yeah, but you look at it that way. But it's the same, like I said, Tommy. It's like you out like people act like girls are so bad because they want money. Why aren't men bad for wanting? girls with hot bodies or pretty faces. It's just as shallow.

Actually, it's worse. A man makes his money. He doesn't come out of his mom's cooch with a fucking wallet in his hand. He makes works hard. It says more about him. Women actually like, like to me, it's a little bit less shallow liking a man for money than liking a woman just for

what she looks like. Women came out of their mother's vagina looking hot. And then all men love them. And it's like, how is that not pathetic for men? Do you know what I mean? I guess. It's the most shallow thing.

I guess. Yeah, you're not liking her for her. You're like her for how she looks. So what's wrong with her? A woman to like a man with a cash. No. It's in our DNA and it's in our nature. Like if I was a cow and I was a female cow and there was all male cows around me and like-

I was the darkest cow with the biggest cow dick. You'd like me. And no, you were the hardest working cow that was the most successful. I'd want to fuck you. That's just nature. I wouldn't want to fuck the guy like the cow in the corner smoking weed on the couch not doing anything that's like nobody wants to even kill because he can't make hamburgers out of it. Like nobody wants that useless cow. And if you do want the useless cows, something's dysfunctional

about you because in nature, women should like successful men. When I liked unsuccessful men, I was, something was wrong with me. Yeah, something was wrong with you. So women that like unsuccessful men, they're just wired improperly. Something's wrong. They should like men that are, just like men should like girls that are hot. I'm like God, I know I'm going to get tons of letters for that one. You're going to get male for that. Whatever. It's actually science. More science for you, Tommy. Okay, so how many dates after does a woman pick up the dinner check? You know what?

Never. This is obviously a 25-year-old emailing me. It's only that generation. It's not never. It should be when the girl just says, you know what? Every time we go out, I want to surprise them. It doesn't have to be dinner, but she can surprise them. And what girls should do, buy them a little something.

Yes, but girls do. I do that. I love getting away. Yeah. That's how you know if I like you, if I buy you. If I buy you gifts for no reason. No, no, buying dinner, that's the buying dinner. And when you go out, that's the man's job.

Right. But, you know, what the girl can do to balance it a little bit if she, you know, wants to, you know, make him feel that she's really into him. Uh-huh. Get him a little something that you know he needs and you're paying attention. Totally. But that's, you're coming from old school mentality. A guy that's asking this question really wants a girl to pick up half the tab. He's a lazy fuck.

Date older women. So older women want you to pay for the table. tab. Well, if you're 24 and you're dating a 50-year-old woman, the woman's going to fucking pick up the tab. Oh, maybe that's why all these young guys like older women. Oh, my God, you just opened up my eyes to something. That's fascinating. I thought it was because they just want to fucking milk. Like, it's just interesting. No, dude. It's because they want like a sugar mama? Yeah. Yeah, they're like, guys are like girls now. The younger guys are like girls. They dress better. They're really into their hair. They're self-conscious. They're like getting

Botox. Like, it's awesome that they're dealing with the same bullshit that women have to deal with. Okay, my next question. I have a question for the show. I'm a sexy guy in New York City who has a fetish for wearing sexy high heels. I was wondering if there'll ever be a time when it would be okay for a straight guy to wear sexy high heels in public and be accepted. This is a question for you, Tommy, because Tommy owns a gay bar, but this guy's straight. Well, it's funny you say. There's a lot of guys that come top jeans, you know what I mean, dressed in, I don't know, what we would say, more male gendered geared attire.

and that they would wear crazy stiletto heels or something like that. So it's okay in a gay bar, right? He's talking when is it going to be okay? I think it's okay now. When we have a caller that calls in and he's 23 and he likes a 23-year-old tranny

and he's fine with that. I think that our society is becoming much more okay with a lot of things. Okay, but if this kid goes over to some Irish bar on the east side wearing high heels, you don't think he's going to get shit? Upper East Side. Yes, but if he looks like Jared Lito

And he goes to the lower east side in high heels He's gonna get fucked Probably Yeah, by a girl with a lot of tattoos Wearing Chuck Taylor's Whatever, no, she could be hot as shit And I'm cursing so much in this podcast, Tommy You're not even doing your job

Whatever, it's fine, we know you're useless Tommy Thanks You might as well, I like the consistency though It's good, it's good You're sticking to one thing Yeah, I mean you're smarter than me on this podcast So with the high Heels will say yes, but it depends on where you go.

You can only do it in cities. Like you have to be in a city that's got an edge and you got to be in a part of the city where everyone's like kind of, you know, letting their freak flag fly. Like the lower east side, that would be acceptable. Even in Soho. You can walk around Soho on the weekends with all the like the people from Jersey will think you're cool. You know, because they don't know any better because they're in New York.

It's all your trash there now. Well, same shit. Euro trash, Jersey. Like, you know, it's the same thing. So you're going to have somebody walking around. just going to think it's something cool like it's New York. It's so New York. You know what I mean? Yeah. But yeah, Upper East Side, no.

No. Upper West Side, nobody would care. Yeah, they would. They're overminded. Midtown, oh my God, that would be a true. You could never do that. Midtown with all the suit people. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it's acceptable depending on where you are. You got to keep, it's a very small niche kind of thing. This guy is another question is of 19. I think we spoke about this, but I'm curious. I'm a 19-year-old black male. And is there a way to masturbate longer? What does longer mean?

Tommy, what I want to know, does he want to be jerking off and making it last longer before he comes or does he want to make the actual ejaculation longer? Well, I don't know anybody that wants to jerk off longer. I mean, you basically Sometimes you don't like to hold. I mean,

I know as a woman for me, sometimes I like if it feels really good, I will not let myself come for a while because I want to enjoy it. Okay. You never do that? No. No? just want to do it and get it out of me get that buzz the buzz afterwards but there's no buzz during

the buzz yeah there is a little it builds it builds it builds it builds yeah but if you let it build for a long time it's really i like that sometimes i like to hold off as long as i can okay i mean i like that i like to get to the to the to the pinnacle right me too i eventually get there too but if it feels really good i might hold back as much as i can so that i could feel that feeling right before because it's so hot. So what does he mean? And if he wants to make it the feeling last a little bit longer, don't masturbate for a couple days.

What feeling to last longer? Like the coming feeling. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, see, I would never know that as a good. Don't masturbate for a couple days. Okay, and that makes when you do jerk off. Just put it this way.

It's like you just close the vent and everything's building up behind it. Mm-hmm. And then... So, yeah, you come longer, because you have more jizz. Yeah. You have more jizz stuck in. It's like when I go on like a, you know, like a weekend with the guys or something to do like something, whatever. You're not jerking off?

No, I'm not jerking off. And then by the time I get home and or I go hunting or something and I come home, my wife gets raped. Right. She does. Right. Right. I don't even take a shower. I just go in and like...

Right. Go right at it. She's probably happy. Yeah. That's good. Okay, so that was a good, I think you really held him. This is a weird podcast. Okay, this is one and it's called how to, how, oh, can an older woman and younger man with an age different of 10 plus years have a real relationship?

This is an interesting one that we could talk about for 10 minutes. I have experience with that. So do I. Okay. I think they can. The only problem is. He said a real relationship. Yeah.

I'm going to answer. I'm going to give you my opinion to you. You go first. Okay. They can unless whoever's the younger person, usually the guy. Well, that's what he's saying. Yeah. This is about an older woman with a younger man.

But there's a lot of things that's fantastic about being with an older woman. But then comes to the part where if it gets really serious and you want to settle down and have children and whatever. It's not going to have. That's exactly what I was going to say. So that's where, that's where what's a real relationship? Real dating, living with each other for like a year or two? No, even five years. If you're 25 and, you know, guys aren't going to get married until they're 35.

If you're 25, you could be with someone for five years. You could have a real relationship for whatever period of time. And that's a real relationship. Most marriages don't last that long. Yeah. You could do it. But it will end. But first of all, most relationships end anyway.

That's the point, first of all. Okay. But what I think that you're right, if you're right, If you eventually, it will end because not, but you could still be getting along, it will eventually end for that kind of tragic scenario, which is this man wants to have kids and stuff. And she's like way in her 40s or 50s. This is not going to happen. Like I recently had a friend who was like in like maybe like 50 and the guy was 39. And that worked perfect because he missed that.

No, he didn't miss it. He was already done. He got married when he was in his 20. Yeah, he been there, done that. So in that situation, that age gap doesn't really. really matter. Yeah. Right?

It's the gap of the mid-20-something to the mid-30s. Mm-hmm. And it's like... It's a 10-year flow, right there. Right. And that's why with the younger woman, with the older man, it's different because the man could be jizzing out babies for a lot longer than the women. Yeah.

You know, nowadays women can have babies later and men, I think, could always, you know, that's the thing. But I still think that those relationships don't last as long either. Like, you know, I have one friend that always is like, So he's, well, you know, fuck younger girls and he'll date younger girls, but he doesn't think, you know, a older woman could do it with the man. But to me, you know, Ashton Coucher and Debbie Moore, you know, that was a seven-year relationship. A lot of people that are age-appropriate don't get that long.

But most men that date older, younger women. Why did that relationship end? Because she was nuts. And he was nuts. I don't know. I don't think it was like a... He's engaged to a younger woman now. Right.

But that happens to me. men too with younger women. I'm saying when the 50-year-old guy is dating the 25-year-old girl, that's the same thing is going to happen. With what's his name? Charlie and the hooker. Even if she's not an escort, nowadays with these girls, when they could be trading up, they are not going to do the math.

Just like, as a woman, if I'm dating a younger guy, I'm going to do the math and be like, oh, when he's 35, I'm going to be 55. Like, that's not going to work. You know, with these older guys, if they're 50 and they're going with a 30-year-old, right? Unless you're Mick Jagger, like when you're 70 and she's how old is she, you know, No, she's 50. Oh, that's kind of old.

Yeah, but 50 definitely does not look like 50. No, she'll leave him before. She'll leave him before. Yeah, it's like once he turns into a senior citizen, I'm sorry, but when a guy is over 60, you're like a senior citizen. You're so getting a lot of hate mail. I don't care because you know what? A lot of guys would probably trash me for being over 40.

As a woman, I just want to like clear that whole. I don't care about age. I don't care if a guy. I would date a guy. that's 55. I don't I don't really give a shit about age but other people do and the sad thing is is a lot worse for a woman and a woman deals with the age thing the minute she turns 40. I remember me okay. I think I was like 40 or 41 and a friend of mine came to me and he was like oh I met a guy at a Christmas party that I think you would you should date and I'm like okay what's he

like is he good looking he's like no not really I said is he like successful he's like no not really I'm like, is he interesting? No, not really. I'm like, is he funny? He's like, not really, but he's like the type of guy like you shmerer. I'm like, okay. I'll go out with him. It was like right when I turn like 40 or 41.

And so his friend emailed him. His friend emailed him and said, hey, I got this girl. She's 41. She got a really hot body. Like, do you want to date her? And this guy was 40, was a couple of years older. Like he was like 46. I was 41.

And he said, no, she's too old. Now, okay. And I saw the guy eventually. He was disgusting. If he met me at a party, he would be like, I could never have that piece of ass. In real life, he could have never had me. I could do way better than him. But because of the age and the number, like, I don't have a problem getting guys because

I don't look like an old lady. But, like, that number to him was just way too old. And that's the way that it is. So, do I think it's hilarious to call a man at 60 a senior citizen? Yeah, because you know what he's been calling women that are 40 for the past 20 years of his life? Like, he's been calling them like old hags. are just, you know, dating their daughters.

He won't touch it. It's a sad thing for women, so why not? Make it a bad thing for men. And I think that the playing field is being evened out, and I think it's great. I think it's great that women are banging younger guys, dating them. It doesn't matter that it doesn't last longer than seven years. That's a good relationship seven years. That's a long relationship.

Yeah. I've never been a relationship. No. You know what a guy said to me once? Because I'm so commitment-phobic and I'm so petrified of having a relationship. I get claustrophobic just thinking about it. Or like the whole life Mary thing. And he said, you know, Kathy,

like you just have to stop like you don't have to look at it that way he's like just look at it like you meet the right one person and you know plan on having five to 10 years with them and if you get that be happy and i was like you know what that's a good way to look at it i think any relationship that's over five years in between five and 10 years is a success even if it ends just because relationships end doesn't mean that they're failures most people grow and change and go in different directions it's very odd and only certain people will find one person that's going to stay on the same path with them for their whole life. You know, maybe when I'm 80, I'll meet someone and say I'll spend the rest of my life with

you because I only have five years left. Oh, I'm waiting a little past 85. I know, I was going to say 20, but I didn't want to sound weird. I want to live like when I'm 100. Yeah, it's very possible. I know. I love that. I would do H-G-H, I believe, in that.

You'd be going to hold off for a while. Why? This is the time to do it. H-TH. Yeah, human growth hormone now? Yeah, it's great. I think so, yeah. It's just basically giving yourself your hormones at your,

losing. I believe in it very much so it's really good. You know, for me, I'm always like, because I'm very into health and fitness, and my body still looks great for my age, and I'm always like, when am I going to hit the wall? Like, when do I have to give up trying to keep my body to be in such a killer shape? But, you know,

it still is, but I think that that H-GH really helps it. When you have a mom, you'll get that realization. When I have a mom, I have a mom. No, when you become a mom. Oh, because my body will go to shit. Oh, really? What happened to your wife's body?

She's young. So I can't compare that. I was going to say, if you tell me something happened to that, that's really bad news because I would hope she would spring back. Nothing happened to her body. Yeah, I would think. No way. Vote to me. Forget about it, right?

We'll see. Have you seen anybody? Older that had children? No. No? No. None of your old ladies had babies? No.

That's why they're old ladies. What do you mean? Normally those are the ones that stay young and look good because they never had kids. Yeah, that's what they, and they do, you know, Botox, all the shit you can do to your hair, all the things you can do to your muscle tone implants. I mean, I think the surgery stuff is that is crazy. It really is. And now that I'm telling you, like, my sister-in-law is only 28 and she does all of it.

Like 20, the people in their 20s are doing it. Every single girl has lip injections, hair extensions, breast implants, Botox, filler, ass, Kim Kardashian made the ass thing very big. So now they're getting ass implants. What else? I was at dinner with some friends, my wife, and I would double, triple, quadruple dated. And these were older friends of mine.

And my wife was meeting my friend's wives for like the first time. Right. And the conversation was, oh, I had my nose done, my chin done, my this done. At the end of dinner, my wife's like, what the fuck? I just put a little, I didn't even put much makeup on. Right, right. She's just regular. Yeah.

She's like, I don't understand why people would really, you know what mean? No, it's really sad because like what we were talking about before about women, you know, men just being known for their cash and women just being, you know, sort of defined by what they look like. It's the pressure is 10,000 times worse. I feel sorry for these poor girls. I don't think aging is bad. I don't, I have, I've never done Botox or anything yet. I don't disagree with it. But when I see people that are so obsessed with not looking their age, I don't see what's wrong with it. Like I, I don't see, like you're supposed to get old. Like that's a normal thing that I have. How long? Do you keep doing that?

Forever. Yeah. That's got to have some kind of side effects if you keep doing it over 10 years, 15 years. I don't know. I don't think so. I think it's actually preventative. I think it does something to the muscle that makes it, like, they actually look at it as like preventative. You see Joan Rivers?

Her face doesn't move. I know, but I think she's got an issue. Do you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know. you know, the jury is still out on that. I want to be the one part. I want to be the one holdout.

I'm the only one of my friends that's never had anything yet. You don't need it though. I know. That's what, listen. Stay out of the sun, you'll be fine.

I know. I don't say out of the sun. That's my worst problem. But like it sounds like I walk around and I feel like I don't get looked at or like I'm still like I still feel hot and attractive. But for different reasons. I don't need to be only when I have a lot of eggs inside of me. I'm going to delete all this out.

This is all really bad. I don't want to talk about any of that. We're going to end it later. I'm going to end it after. So those are just our questions. This is like a bonus episode. We're just going to throw this out on a Thursday one day as a bonus episode because it's like, I was going to be like 20 minutes long. Yeah.

And you got to email us your comments and stuff. So maybe the next time we do it, we're going to have a lot more. Questions. If you want to email some more interesting questions. So if we could do a bonus show every Thursday, that would be great. So remember, it's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. And questions. Ranson, what was it called Ranson Raves?

Yeah, if you just want to discuss, yeah. What I really like are these people like John and the other guy, Robert, that have these illicit sort of lifestyles or things that they're doing on the side that most people don't do that people would be interested in. So if you're like with some sort of sexual relationship that's really interesting or doing something on the side that most people wouldn't. And you can't tell anybody. Yeah, most of the time if you're doing stuff like that, you can't tell anybody about it.

Here's your way to get it out, you know? Yeah, because that isn't that? a little bit part of the fun. It is. I mean, people write in. Yeah, people write in about John. They're living vicariously through his stories.

And he's, you know, so, you know, there's got to be other people out there. We're talking to the world. I mean, isn't anyone in Nepal doing anything illicit?

Before climbing Everest. Okay, so yeah, this is, but we prefer, I prefer to have callers on the call. Absolutely. But if we can do this bonus episode.

Every now and then. I don't know if this is even good. Let us know. Write us. I love the emails that I get from people. That's good. Very good. Okay.

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