Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 025 - John and his Wife Stephanie are Still Swinging
Episode Date: June 2, 2014John and his wife Stephanie are back to swinging and on this episode he shares the details of their latest sex sessions. He starts off with details of a pretty hardcore, surprise gang bang involvin...g Stephanie and 4 famous, well hung sports guys and then she dresses up and sleeps with one of her regulars and then he pawns her off on a 68 year old guy who she bangs as well while John is in the other room listening. Tune in for all the details. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hey, welcome to Strictly Annamo's podcast.
Ami, who's in a really bad mood.
Why don't you take over and do the intro?
Hey.
Oh, my God.
You're so good at being fake.
I'm not going to be in fake.
I'm good at the intro.
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Have you noticed that?
Yeah, we've always had that.
I know, but more now than ever.
I'm a little grouchy today with Kathy.
Yeah, why don't you admit it?
Now I'm hot in here.
Maybe you have to turn the air conditioner.
Hold on a second.
Okay, now that you turn, Tommy, I just made him turn the air and shine.
Turn it on, turn it off.
I'm not in a bad mood.
Actually, I'm in a little quite a bit of pain.
Right, which puts a man in a bad mood.
Yeah, but pain in a particular place on the bottom of my right foot.
I've had pain in my vagina recently.
All right.
Anyway, pain in your right.
foot.
It was worse?
No, I got a splinter a while ago.
I ignored it.
It got a little, you know, inflamed.
I tried to take it out.
I couldn't get it.
So I said, fuck it.
And then three days after I tried to take it out, it got infected.
My foot tripled in size.
I went to the emergency room on Monday, yada, yada, yada.
They drained it.
Put me on antibiotics.
I got a hole in my foot.
Okay.
And so it hurts a little bit.
But you can't take.
Just a little bit.
I mean, listen, I've been through some of medical stuff.
It's hard for me.
I don't take
painkillers.
Oh, what does that mean?
You could take four Advils.
Anyway, but I take too much Advil.
So I'm trying to cut that down.
So, and plus I'm on these really
strong antibiotics, four pills a day
for 10 days. It makes my stomach horrible.
Anyway, but we're here.
Yeah.
And that's the most important thing.
Right. Do you know what an acceptable place is
when you want to ditch a piece of gum?
And you don't like, and you're, say you're in a nice
restaurant they only have cloth towels and there's no sugar packets because i would take a sugar
packet like where do you put the gum well i actually i know a lot about this okay because my wife
chews gum like a fucking 17 year old okay and we're always dining out because we don't cook at home
anymore for some odd reason i don't know why maybe she's busy with the baby i'm gonna have to
ask her about that um and she cleans too right she doesn't want a cleaning lady yeah tell her to get the
maid and then she fired the cleaning lady yes okay um no we do
everything.
I fold it sometimes.
If there's flowers on the table,
you know, like a little vase, I'll roll it up
in a ball and I'll just drop it in the water.
Because technically it's not going to stick to anything.
They're going to change the flowers.
Oh my God.
It's going to come out. It's not like sticking it on the bottom
of a table. That's horrible. Yeah.
Yeah, that's horrible. That's gross. But this is,
you know, it's pickled in the water. It'll come out,
you know. Yeah, the flowers are going to die anyway.
Yeah, that's one of my good ones, you know.
Somebody taught me, he said,
take a swig of your water and then push the gum back out into your water so it goes to the bottom of your water.
But it turns your water minty because I used to do that at the gym.
Yeah, but then you can see it.
Yeah, it's just this big watch.
But what if you're on a first date, okay?
And you have a big wad of gum.
Like you can't put the gum in the-
If you're going on a first date, don't fucking chew out.
Okay, but say you forgot.
Okay.
And you're on a first date and you're there.
And now you're sitting across from the guy and he took you to a nice steakhouse or something.
And you have no place to ditch your gum.
Where do you?
So you swallow it.
Excuse yourself to go to the bathroom.
Oh, yeah, duh.
That should be the solution.
You're not like in prison.
You're allowed to go to the bathroom.
So why the vase?
Because why not the bathroom for everything?
Because my wife doesn't want to get up.
And now it's my problem.
And you don't want to get up because your foot hurts.
Anyway, let me tell you who I have.
Let's get to the call.
This is a long talker.
We have the legend today.
We have, I'm going to say the word that he says all the time.
What is that sentence that he says?
To make a long story short.
To make a long story short.
But the stories are never short because him and his wife have had a couple new situations since last.
We haven't talked to him for a while, I feel like.
Yeah, so there's going to be a lot of new info.
Yeah, we have a couple episodes.
This is what he wrote me.
We had a session which the huge guy with the huge guy.
Remember he had the new guy that was coming on board that had a huge wean.
And that turned into a rough gang bank.
No, it was two huge guys.
No, she fucked those guys.
cuckling is that what it's called cuckled what is it called what's the cuckling banging black eyes
yeah no it's called cuckling but let's you know what let's let's go to the internet for this one
right so while you're looking that up um so what happened was no after they fuck the two black guys
um the guy had the agent had wrote in and said that they knew he knew of a guy with a much bigger cuck
so that session turned into a rough gang bang which is topic number one um then they sort of took a break
for a couple of weeks and then they did another paid session with the older guy, the guy who's
the owner of the semi-pro team. And then the third thing was they had another chance encounter
with another old guy and they told the agent and the clients to hold off for a while. Okay.
And then another end on other chance encounter with an older guy. I'll just edit this out.
And the last thing is they had another chance encounter with another separate older guy.
So we're going to hear about those three scenarios. And his stories are always hot.
People like hearing them.
He goes on and on.
We're not giving him advice.
I'd like to ask him a little bit about his relationship status right now.
Because when I, you know what?
Maybe people are listening and they haven't, um, maybe they didn't tune in and they didn't
hear the first episode.
You know, John called in because he wanted to watch his wife have sex to someone else because
he was getting like sick of her, right?
Like he almost wanted to divorce her.
That was the deal, right?
Tommy, that's where they were at.
They were like, um, not, they were with each other for a while.
she was kind of slutty before
he's pretty faithful guy
but their marriage was kind of almost in the dumps
and they turned to swinging
meaning she doesn't do anything though
he doesn't fuck anybody
he's not interested in being with anybody else
he just lets her screw all these dudes
and he enjoys watching
and not only does he enjoy watching
he enjoys calling us up and telling us about it
because really he has nobody else to tell these stories to
who knows except him her
the semi, you know, pro basketball player guys.
But who is he going to discuss?
Any, any, I'm not going to say normal, non-normal, because that's, that, that's the wrong
word.
Any, uh, I only use those words.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That doesn't exist.
Any, um, we'll say conservative, which is the, any general population person, would
that be right to say?
If you were to tell this two would say, I can't believe you're letting huge black guys
fuck your wife.
Right.
I mean, not even whether they were black or white or whatever,
just other men banging your wife.
A lot of people wouldn't get that.
Right, but some people, it's a specific fetish.
Like there's a guy on Twitter who likes us who's into,
what is the word cuckling?
Well, basically that means an unfaithful wife.
Yes, they want to, like it's a,
but I think it's a guy that wants to eat the jizz of another guy's come off of his wife.
No, no, no, no, no.
Tommy, you weren't going to the internet for like an hour before.
Yeah, but there's like 80 million weird dictionary things.
Well, this is the urban dictionary.
Yeah, that's all.
Well, it's not going to be in the real dictionary.
Tommy.
It's not in Webster's.
No.
New word.
This is the history of the term.
Cuckload dry as a fetish.
Here we go.
I don't get it.
We're going to have to do research on.
this and come back to it.
I'm going to tell you something, Tommy.
I forward you in an email that we got from a listener.
I loved his email.
He actually wants to call in.
He has a very fascinating life.
I'm waiting for him to get back to me to book him.
But he did say something.
He critiqued me with you.
He gave me a little feedback, honest feedback.
And he said, Kathy, please take it easy on Tommy.
He has valid points and adds a lot to the podcast.
But right when he is making a point, you cut him off.
Absolutely.
If he wants, wait, listen to this is my favorite sentence.
if he wants that kind of treatment from a woman,
he can talk to his wife.
There you go.
Well, wait a second.
Spoken like a genius.
Right.
So if I'm listening to him,
I have to sit here while you've been Googling
for the past 20 minutes while I'm talking on the podcast
and you can't find cuckling information
and then you're on there.
And I'm not allowed to cut you off.
No.
You're not allowed to cut me off.
Even when you don't know what you're talking about?
Yeah, but you know what?
It's not just me.
You do it to everybody.
I know.
I listen to the podcast with Robert Kelly
because we just aired it.
We just did a tape
the other day.
I had to edit it.
And I realized
he's a really interesting guest, right?
I mean, he's got some notoriety.
People really like him, right?
Yeah.
I cut him off like a thousand times.
You do?
I have a horrendous personality.
I got to take it down.
I don't know what to do.
Maybe there's a pill for that.
Maybe therapy.
I go to therapy.
Maybe you should talk to your therapist about it.
I do.
What do you mean?
Talk to her about what?
What about charm school?
They have a show.
Yeah.
You should be on Charms school.
Well, listen, Tommy, you knew me when I was throwing lemons at your head.
And now, I mean, I'm a lot more charming.
But you're an alcoholic.
But I'm not, though.
No, you were.
That's why you were crazy.
Right, but I'm not anymore.
I'm a lot more charming.
So what's your excuse?
But I don't, I just cut people off if that's the worst thing.
Everyone has issues.
Yeah, of course.
I can't be perfect.
That would be like, it would be too much.
Then I never get guys.
They'd be like, you're just perfect.
I can't.
You're like, Kathy, I can't age you.
Why?
Because you're too perfect.
Exactly.
I often get that.
I mean, doesn't everyone have a fucking thing?
So would I cut people off?
But the problem is the reason why it doesn't work is because I'm doing a podcast.
No, because I'm doing a podcast.
And people want to hear other people talk.
Yeah, it's a big deal.
It is a big deal here.
If you were just some loudmouth girl that cut people off, they'd be like, all right, she's got some people off.
But you're now in broadcasting.
I know.
I can't practice cutting off.
I know.
I just realized that.
It actually does.
I really should be discussing it with my nervous.
Ding, ding, ding.
All right.
I'm going to try.
Listen, there's no.
cutting John. I mean, we have to never cut John off
because he's just going to talk. We're not giving him advice.
We're just going to listen to, but I'm going to try to not
cut you off. He's like a broken ATM machine.
He just spits out coins this guy.
He'll be calling in a second, so he'll be right back
with John.
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Is this John?
It sure is.
How are you?
Hey, John.
How are you doing, buddy?
A long time.
Doing great.
How are you guys?
I know.
It has.
It does feel like a really long time that we haven't spoke.
It spoke to you.
Did we speak to you before the holidays?
Has it been since before the holidays?
No, we spoke after the holidays.
After the whole, yeah, it's probably been two months.
Yeah, it's about two months.
And you guys have been up to your old tricks, right?
It's all good in the end.
But what I said to Tommy, because I feel like, you know,
your first call with us about your relationship with so many podcasts ago
that maybe we might have new listeners now that are just tuning in
and they don't really know your backstory.
And so give, like, and I explained it before you called in,
but what's the status of your guy's relationship?
And before we get into like the stories, like how, like when you say twist and turns,
have there been like ups and downs in your relationship or is this just only added to your
relationship?
Oh, no, pulling other people into some second of the 10 years.
We're just kind of kind of, you know, doing what feels right.
Right.
And it still feels right.
I think we have a secret hope or like for it to blow up in your face just because
then it would be interesting.
But like I just, you know, and that's not an end of it.
I can give you a little bit of a little bit of a little.
blew up in our face.
Okay.
Not relationship-wise.
Right, but with like a partner that you pulled in?
Well, what happened?
If you...
I love when you sent me the pictures, too.
She might actually get raped.
Yeah, it's just, you know, it wasn't like...
It was horrible, but it was kind of interesting.
Let me...
Unless you want to talk more about other stuff, I can go into that.
No, that's the first story, right?
That's the first story you're going to get into.
So let's just get into it.
meet the guy and it's and you know the email like he says you know she she's saying are you sure she's
ready and we're like yep fine and you know I'm talking stuff and she's like guys it's going to be intense
it's going to be fun so we met at this um it was a building downtown and these are like
celebrities and agents and stuff like that so they've got access to these things and we
it's a it's like a corporate type building we go and we meet the agent we go into
go and um you know meet the guy and he's like standing and he's like standing
They're just not saying anything.
He's a really tall guy.
That's so interesting.
So they had like a wardrobe person there.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
But they put her in white blouse.
Mm-hmm.
And then they take me into this other room.
And in the other room, almost the intent.
How did you know it was a one-way mirror?
A two-way mirror?
No, two-way, right, right.
It just looks like the whole.
Two-way mirror, yeah.
It's like a looking at it.
into a room.
It's like an interrogation room.
But what's on the other side of the room that she's going to be in?
Is there a bad room?
It's the same concept as an interrogation.
Yeah.
But it wasn't.
It was a bedroom.
And it was a pretty, I don't know, part of the wall, part of the wall was just like a wall, right?
And then on my side of the.
Oh, the two other guy that she banged that you told us about on the last podcast?
Yeah, there's two other.
This other guy who, five of us.
It has like, you know, of course, my, my seat was like, you know, we're about to watch a movie.
Right.
There's no popcorn.
Actually, there was a bar.
There was booed.
Right.
Yeah, cool.
Okay.
And they did.
They gave me, I mean.
Was the girl still there?
Was the wardrobe girl in there watching?
No, well, she came in.
Okay.
She was, you know.
Right.
Like you had like a theater, right?
They're about to watch a show.
People are standing around drinking, talking, like, waiting for the show to start.
Right.
So anyway, the lights in our room kind of dim.
Okay, let's sit down, and here we go.
I'm jumping around, right?
Uh-huh.
So she just says uncle?
She says, uncle, and that means, you know, you got to take it down.
Right.
So he walks in the room, almost like gladiator stuff, right?
Oh, God.
And it wasn't, like, totally, like,
weird leather, but it was just like, a gladiator comes down.
And the room's not that big.
You see, you know, they open up and Stephanie's standing there, and so now I see her in
that outfit for the fellow.
They don't, she doesn't know that you're watching and all these people are watching
on the other side.
Does she?
She doesn't.
Okay.
Because what happened was, the, I see that, the girl you mentioned, she kind of, like,
you know, it's like, here you got, she kind of pushes her into the room, right?
Right.
Uh-oh.
And then he says, then you better run.
Right.
Right.
So she's, and she's like kind of joking, and he goes, fuck you, bitch.
So she looks at it, and she, and he talks to a little bit like, she had a little fear in her face, right?
And then, um, so she's like, uh, yeah, come on.
She's, like, trying to talk to him.
And he came up and he actually slapped her.
Oh, where?
Like, in the face?
Yeah, in the face.
Not, I mean, not like a real hard, but just, like, backhanded her quickly.
Right.
And he goes, oh, yeah, right.
So I said, hey, wait a minute.
And basically, you know, you're in here.
you're not going to do anything. Although he said a little bit reassuringly, so I thought he meant, like, don't worry, we'll jump in if you could tell you.
She proceeded at that point to go and run to the door. She's running. She grabs the door and he grabs her by the hair.
Right. And literally just kind of pulls her like to the ground. He's pulling her along the ground.
I'm really saying because he's like, you know, he's wanting her to try to get away more.
Yeah, he wants it to, he really wants it to be like a rape.
Yeah, it's like I told you to run, bitch. You know, you.
that kind of thing, and she goes, hey, uncle, uncle, uncle, and he slapped her again.
He goes, you better fucking run.
Right.
So she emperseeds really, like she's running.
Now she's really trying to get away.
And it was, and he grabbed her and he, you know, grabbed her by the hair.
He threw her down.
He started ripping her clothes off.
And they let her go.
And then she would run.
And so, you know, it's pretty, it's not, it's not fucking.
I mean, again, he's not breaking bones, making bruises.
Right, but was she saying uncle at this point or was she okay with this stuff?
She didn't say uncle for a little for a little while, but then she's like, and then she's like backed into the corner.
Right.
And he's walking at her.
And he, and he whips open his pants and he's got like the.
Yeah, I have the picture that you set me.
I just looked it up.
And then she's standing, uncle, uncle, uncle.
And he's, and he just looked at her and goes, there's no uncle.
So I look at the agent and I go, hey, come on, man, what the fuck?
And he just says, don't, he goes, he goes, he goes, right.
Oh, what am I going to do?
Like, force my way through five, got four, you know, four big guys, whatever.
Right.
So I'm like, okay.
And by the way, and, you know, listen, it's a little scary for her, and I love her, but it was hot as shit, I got to tell you.
But wait, did you have a, you, your room or the room that you were in, did you have access to walk right into the room that she was in?
Like, was there a door connecting?
No, I have to go.
I would have to go out into the hallway and then down and around.
Okay.
Okay.
The only connection between the two.
Right.
Okay.
And you guys didn't have it set up that these other guys were going to fuck her too, right?
I mean, because I know it turns into a gang bang.
But at this point, you guys had just agreed that it was just going to be this one guy?
Yes, exactly.
Okay.
So he's like, he starts having sex with her?
Well, yeah.
So, you know, he pulls her back and he's pulling her, I think, toward the bed, but instead of, like, he throws her up again.
Mm-hmm.
Literally in front of me against the glass.
and he's, you know, like he's, you know, he basically proceeds to rip open the blouse,
completely ripping her, you know, she's not saying uncle anymore, she's just kind of like,
she just like, it looks like she's kind of almost like holding her breath.
And then he, um, he basically, for.
Right.
Up her leg and puts on his shoulder.
You know, I can tell it took a little, a while to get in there.
But, you know, pretty soon he's, you know, like, again, he's banging her against the wall.
So I'm like looking at her ass.
Right.
You know, thrusting into her.
Was that hot to you?
It was really hot.
It was, you know, without being.
Right.
I mean, he's probably, you know, like her hands are against the, like, almost holding
on her gear life and this big, huge black man.
And he's a pro NBA player, too?
He was a football player.
Oh, he's, okay.
But someone that some people would know?
I mean, I don't want you to out him, but, I mean, is he on, is he a professional
football like
he's um
he was actually uh he's played
professionally i think he's like on an injured list
or something
um so he's i mean yes
he's a professional
he's not that famous okay so go on
so he's fucking up behind you're see you guys have like
the perfect view he's fucking from the front
I mean right from the front her ass is pressed up against his last you have the
view from behind yes
he comes in her
right because he yeah it's right there
So it was pretty...
Mm-hmm.
Well, she probably does for him.
Yeah.
And very kind of quickly and roughly,
just pull all the clothes away
because she kind of got torn, tattered clothes on her.
She's totally naked.
Interesting, because, like, the way...
It's hard.
Like, these kinds of things like that,
it sounds so like it'd be a porn movie or something.
Right.
How do you hear everything?
These kind of rooms are set up that you could hear shit?
Yeah, yeah.
They actually had a speaker coming out of the ceiling.
Okay.
I don't know.
It got sane at certain times, so I don't know.
Right, okay.
But when they were on the bed, it was very...
So the fuck of...
He says you're going to be prepared for the fuck of your life.
That again, at that point she goes, uncle, uncle, and he goes,
you've got to be fucking kidding.
And then he's, like, looking at her, right?
Now he's, like, hovering over.
And again, the bed is against the mirror as well.
Uh-huh.
Right?
So she's, you know, what I'm now looking at is a huge hard on.
You know, and talking to her.
And, you know, he basically goes,
He goes, okay, he goes, and I lie down.
Right.
So I go, lie on your back.
Grab your knees.
So she just kind of grabs him.
She goes five feet in front of me.
Mm-hmm.
It is.
This time he doesn't come in or he pulls out, comes all over her.
He then, he then, he said something like.
Right.
And he goes, you're right.
So then he goes, so can he lay down?
And she got on top of him and, you know, kind of did him for a while that way.
He came in her again.
And then he did her from, then he did her.
Kid her friend.
Right.
And after he, you know, he does it from behind, kind of slaps her ass and says, you know, wait here.
We got a little surprise for you.
Oh, this is where the gangbing comes in.
So what happens is, you know, and so he ends up showing up in the room, these kind of thing.
And, okay, who's next to have fun?
And I'm like, and then I was about to say something, and the agent just held up his hand.
Oh, and the agent never, she never fucked the agent before, has she?
Yeah, she did.
She did.
He like tested her out.
Okay.
So the agent, the two other guys, she felt, all those guys go in to screw her.
The three other guys.
Who are the four?
You have the two pro-MBA players.
You have the agent.
Two pro-MBA players, the agent.
And the guy who just banged her.
Yeah, no, but you have three more coming in, is what I'm saying.
Four more.
Who's the fourth?
There was the guy who already did her.
Yeah.
There were the two guys she already did.
Yeah.
There was the agent.
Uh-huh.
And then there was this quarterback guy.
Oh, the quarterback.
He was, he was.
Right, who she was gunned up with.
Right.
So they all, each one took their turn with her?
Each one, one at a time.
So she had no idea, like how many or whatever.
I kept going like, you know, one guy, it was actually the order was football player first.
Right.
Yeah, quarterback.
So when he walked in, she'd never even met him.
You know, when he walked in, he just kind of, he was just kind of walked in.
And he went to the front of the bed.
and she kind of looks up and she goes, who the hell are you?
And he goes, I'm your next.
I'm your, I'm your next.
Right.
I mean, for a while, each one of them went in.
Right.
Just kept her on her back.
Screw her.
Like that, right.
Fooked her like that, pulled out, came all over.
I came and pulled it over.
You know, fucked her, pulled out.
Again, I'm kind of watching it from, I'm seeing it, you know, again, I'm above her head.
So I'm seeing all these guys, you know, enter and do their thing.
a lot of come on her.
You can imagine.
Jesus.
Yes, especially guys of bigger
dicks, I think that they come,
they have more jizz that comes out than smaller ones.
It's just the way that it goes.
So these guys are really, I mean,
imagine how big those loads are.
They're just flat four of them.
Covered.
Well, the first guy
and then the two basketball players
had a lot of come.
And they,
and actually those two guys, I think,
I think even came twice.
Do they come on her face?
Because we had a whole discussion
about this on another podcast.
Are they coming on her face?
No.
I shot.
It hit her face.
Right, but they're not,
like they're not into getting it.
No, they're not like pulling her face there
and coming on her body.
They were like, you know, fucking her pulling out
and it would shoot up and her stomach,
she has chin face kind of thing.
Okay, so when she's done with all these four guys,
they all jizzed on her,
she's got come all over her.
And then what happened?
That's that gang bang.
Yeah.
And did she know?
I mean, I guess you told her afterwards
that you were there watching.
I mean, was she nervous of like
that something had gone wrong
and she was like maybe a little bit out of control
or so like something?
Because, I mean, weren't you supposed to be in the room?
Didn't she think that you were going to be in the room?
All of the above, yeah.
You know, what was the conversation in the car ride home?
Well, first of all,
let her up and, you know, she's fine.
She's walking a little funny
and takes her to the back to shower and stuff
and then it comes out.
And I say much, and I was looking at her going,
known the whole thing.
I said, and are you okay?
To answer your question, talking about the car ride home.
She didn't say anything, but then on the car ride home, it was a combination of the hottest
thing she'd ever.
Right, the scary will make it hot.
Yeah, it made it hot, but it was like it actually pushed over the border a little bit
into like, fuck, I can't get away from this guy because she likes being in control.
Right.
But is that what made it hot, that she wasn't in control?
Yeah, because she always had always had the safe.
word than when she was saying uncle and the guy was like yeah right well she like him actually
probably really like it just made it more like a rape scenario that's what she's really into
like that's what she kind of wants so she kind of got that more so than with somebody else where
it's more controlled and that's exactly what the agent said right he said he said that we did this
for and but i tell you was again it was crossing it really did kind of cross the line we you know we
We'd like to be in control of this stuff.
So that was kind of a sign to take a little bit of a break.
Right.
That's why.
Because you said you had a couple of weeks in between before you fuck that same.
You went back to that old guy that pays money, right, for Stephanie?
Yeah, because what happened next was it was actually more like maybe.
And we were, it took about a week of us not having sex.
But we were having sex.
But she was literally like, hey, you know.
Right, exactly.
A snuff.
But kind of went, hey, I.
I said it was intense, you know, it was a little over the line.
Future, I said, you know.
But it was cool.
I mean, I realized what you're doing.
So, but, you know, we're going to take a little bit of a break for a while.
We'll let you know.
He's probably emailed me two other times saying, right?
In the middle of all that, you know, this.
Right.
He's the wealthy guy that owns a team.
Yeah.
Right.
And he, well, you met him when he was waiting for a hooker or an escort, right?
And he wound up just getting into the time, right?
Yeah.
And he is just, you know.
Right.
How much does he pay you guys now?
right and before it was five grand before we probably could have pushed for more but it's kind of
I don't know you know I had a guy right in recently and he gave me the skinny on how much like
high class escorts make and he said well no for a I have like 5,000 to 15 thousand yeah
about that yeah yeah well but you have to put the 15 I think is for the whole weekend she only gives
them a couple hours right oh okay it was five grand the first time and it was 7500 I even sort of threw out
10 and you know but it it was yeah i'm looking at stephan it was kind of like a hey this guy
you know really gets off on this which and he's a regular customer you get to discount
no he paid her more yeah he wanted to go to 10 leave him at 75 then the brother-in-law price
but it was kind of like a you know older guy after what had happened is um it's not as good for me
right but um and i thought she doesn't really like him
because he's kind of old.
Yeah, it's kind of like,
it's more like, you know, she's there.
But it's kind of like, you know,
hey, we haven't done anything in a while.
This is pretty safe.
Hey, it's money.
You know, get us back into the swing of things.
Right.
The guy's desperate.
He's asking everything.
Where does she meet him in hotels?
This time he went into like a farm girl outfit.
Oh, my God.
Well, once there was a cheerleading outfit.
Now it was a farm girl.
The cheerleader is supposed to be part of it.
You know, what he does,
he takes, you know, some pictures of her.
she tells me
Right, she explains the pictures
You mean
She what?
She like explains the pictures
Well, she tells
I just got a couple
I see the outfits
I don't get pictures of him
Screwing her
Right
I get kind of the guys
Right
So it's not
So I mean he dressed her up
It was one of those little
Uh huh
And
You know it's like
It's again
It's it's kind of
And it probably won't do it again
With him
Because it is kind of like
you know. Oh really?
Because, you know, he...
He's not even a good lay?
No, you know, he's like...
He's clumsy.
Is he well-hung?
That's what? He's not well-hung either, right?
He's actually, he is well-hung.
Oh, he is. Okay, that helps.
But, like, you know, she'll, like, lie down and, you know,
and, you know, like, with those eyes, you know,
when the guy's looking at you, they just like that me.
You're right.
So he's got a little bit of the...
that going on and then, you know, the way, and again, the way he described it, he basically spent, I don't know.
Right.
They call that the show.
I know some guys that, like, they put on the show, and they take it's a long-ass thing.
They really, you know, it's like a show.
So he gave her a show.
He gave her the show.
Yeah.
She got the show.
Both sides.
And he, more this time than before, he really, like, with his hands.
I mean, he really, like, you know.
Right.
She doesn't like anal.
She hates anal.
Yeah. Right.
It said, okay, that was great.
You know, Aaron, he sat in a chair, and she went over and gave him a blowjob, basically.
You know, again, it's like he's clean and it's fine, so.
Did she swallow with these guys?
He does.
Okay.
She wasn't originally in this whole plan, but it just happens when.
Yeah, it might break up the scene if she has to, like, run to the bathroom,
especially during a gangbanks.
A lot of time wasted.
I'm a blowjob for a while and did, wakes up, and he screws her for a while.
and he goes to sleep.
And he did try to do her anally.
She's not into that.
She just does not like that.
He knows it, but he was kind of like she was.
Yeah, no back door allowed.
And sucked him and got on top of it.
And that'd be kind of the, you know, 3.30 in the morning.
You know, I'll take care of you.
You know, that was kind of it.
That was, um.
But now there's another old guy, though, right?
Like the last story, because you had three different stories, right?
And there's one more, which was about a week ago.
Uh-huh.
And it was a friend of this guy.
Uh-huh.
A friend of the guy that paid.
He also paid $7,500.
Okay.
It was a guy, and he looked sane and normal.
He was older, too?
Yeah, the, uh, too.
Uh-huh.
Oh, wow.
Like a senior citizen.
Yeah, but not, not a debilitated senior son.
I know.
just like to dis guys because men are so it's so bad for women to be 40 and older i just like
sorry it kind of threw us for oh seriously yeah so we show up and the guy is like a lot older
right he actually felt bad to let go uh your tool i don't want to yeah it would be a kind of a
yeah no a r p doing a lot of the old i know you're a lot younger than me and you're so hot i know i must look
really old and he's like
yeah but he's got a lot of if this guy
could spend $7,500 on a
woman to fuck her in a night like this guy
gets young women all the time like he's got a lot
of money it doesn't matter how much of a
senior citizen he has any Russian
girl will fuck him so it's like these
he's I'm sure he gets late all the time
yeah you know he's not paying 500 bucks for a
yeah but Tommy you said it was one of our early calls
it's like it's
it's almost like I have the
prime right unlike in control because Kathy what you just said is so true but these guys like
they look at Stephanie right and they go you know this is like we're not just getting
late right this is like no they're getting the girlfriend experience you know the girlfriend
experience like a married chick who's not a hooker who's really good at sex who likes it
rough who swallows I mean it's like the only thing they you know a lot of them they want
anal but yeah
it's the only thing she won't do is what
you're saying like she's basically like
you know does everything except anal
yeah exactly
and she'll dress up for them and
she'll even dance for them I mean it's like
you know
it's kind of a yeah they're getting a human being not
like an Eastern European robot
this is terrible yeah good way
to put it. We're not going to have any Russian fans
I should have never said that before
now with this guy
I was able to
I wasn't really
able to watch
but he had like a suite
so I went into the room
and I hung around
she didn't
she actually for $7,500
she spent like a couple hours
with him but didn't spend
the night
right
what does this guy do for living
do you know
like where does he get all his cash
from?
He's retired
right so he was like a finance guy
they have a lot of money
right
but it was
taught to be sitting
in the other room
and knowing
that this guy
is just beside himself
with excitement because he's with her.
And hearing him kind of
sounds weird, but wheeves almost, right?
Right.
You're like, doing that kind of stuff
and you're hearing the bed go.
You know, and when he came,
I mean, he's like, it sounds like,
it sounded like, you know, someone.
Right.
Just hope the guy doesn't die.
How are you going to explain that?
Yeah.
Yeah, we were joking about that later.
I was sitting there.
Right.
grab the wallet and the Rolex and run
so anyway that was that was the last one
and that was now we're kind of easing back in
thinking about like you know what's next
I think we're
she doesn't do women right
huh she doesn't do women
she's not by at all like she's not interested
she has zero desire to be with another woman
and you still don't have any desire
to be with anyone but her
I'm starting to
that'll be very exciting if we find a hot couple
why not right
Yeah, like if you could go back to
Remember the first couple?
Remember when the girl, the woman was giving you a hand job or whatever?
Imagine if you could go back to them, would you participate now?
There you go.
Right.
That was like the dinner date.
Right, you're starting to come out of your shell now.
This is it.
Yeah, this is what's interesting.
So you're looking now maybe to have a look at.
Because when you're in the other room and this old man's fucking your wife,
and I think that it's like a fetish.
Some guys really, and maybe after you've been with someone for a long time,
they really think it's hot to think that their wife is fucking somebody else.
And are you jerking off?
I feel like I ask you this every time I don't remember what the answer is.
Do you jerk off in the other room while you're listening?
Or do you use the thoughts and the memories and everything for a later sex session with her?
Mostly, I will tell you that I jerk.
It's weird.
Isn't that jerk off at the, because that's a little bit more.
I did not.
Right.
Because it's more like it was a riveted to this.
the scene.
But you were hard, right?
What?
You were hard?
Oh, yeah, without that.
Right.
But it's also, you know what?
You know what it is?
I can't really,
I can't really masturbate
with like five guys around me.
Yeah, totally.
You know what I mean?
And they weren't either.
Swingers can.
I didn't know that they weren't because they're about the fucker,
but, you know, still.
Right.
But like when I was with the old guy
for three hours by myself,
and no one else standing around
and I'm hearing like the action.
Fucking toss one off.
So you did, right?
I did, yeah.
Yeah, totally.
And so now if you get like a couple,
so she's totally fine with you fucking another woman in front of her, right?
Yeah, I'm curious, though.
I'm curious to see what her reaction is going to be
when you're actually banging another woman.
You think she's going to care, Tommy?
She can say one thing and do another.
That's all I'm saying.
What do you think, John?
What we haven't was because I'm part of it.
And it's just kind of now morphed into,
well what the hell I mean we'll see what happens
but Tommy you're bringing up a really good question
I do have something in the back of my mind that says if it ends up happening
she's going to be like that might that might foil the whole thing
you know what I mean yeah and remember we had a guy on the call the other day
we talked about cheating and he was talking about how whenever you have two women at
once and you're not going to be doing I mean you're both you're going to be swapping
but when there's two women in a situation like that
there one gets jealous sometimes so maybe if she sees you
really enjoying another woman she might not like
it the way you like it
when she fucks another guy.
You and her are very different people.
You're almost opposites.
That's why you get a lot.
I don't think she's going to have the same feeling
in the experience as you.
Right, because she likes to be in control.
And she's not in control if you're fucking another woman.
Yeah, she has nothing to do with that.
Yeah, you know what?
And it's interesting because it's almost like
you know, she's performing sexually
for me and for her.
Right.
But she's like doing it for us and it's hot and we have great sex and she's not trying to find another guy, right?
Because she's able to do whatever she wants and I make enough money and that kind of thing, right?
So I think she's one of those women that's like, you know, her power is her sex.
Totally.
Well, because half the time she's not orgasming, we've already had this discussion.
So she's really getting off on the power of it all.
She's not going to be in that.
She's not going to have that much power in that situation.
the other woman's going to have equal.
Yeah, but when she sees...
What happens when I'm enjoying another woman, it's like, ooh, there goes from power.
Yeah, when she sees another woman get you off, her spotlight's going to be a little bit dimmer.
You know what I mean?
It's not all about her anymore.
And not only that.
These guys don't get her off, right?
They do not get her off.
She only gets off with you, right?
Yeah, because she has to use a toy, and she only does that with me.
Right.
So there is some, like, she does hold that sort of especially, so how is she going to feel about you
totally coming in another because are you going to do the same thing you're not going to like you know
what I mean you're not going to be able to hold off like or not no no no of course not yeah there's no
to me there's no point unless you come like I'm not going to stop until I come but she has that thing
and that's fine that's how we know it's much more about power than sex right but for you you're not
the power guy you know you're you're a different kind of person so for you it's going to be about
the sex she might freak out but she says she's cool with it hey
Ride it until the wheels fall off.
But I know.
She's saying it's one of those.
We're talking about it and it's more like,
I have the right couple, sure.
I mean, we're not looking for it and we're not,
hasn't happened yet.
Well, that's something you could go on Craigslist and hook up very easily.
We had a guy on the other day who got all kinds of couples
and all kinds of places to do all kinds of things.
Like that's where couples go.
So, you know.
I have a feeling it's going to happen.
No, we wanted to happen.
Yeah, I wanted to.
have to do for you.
But I'm going to give you my...
It's a good case study.
My opinion right now is I don't think Stephanie's going to be cool with it.
I think you're going to be in it.
Everything's going to be yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's going to go down.
And then it's not going to be not cool with it right there.
After the fact, things might get a little weird.
Yeah, but you know her, John.
Okay, no, I like your opinion.
But I'm going to ask you this, John.
Like, you know her.
Like, is she more self-aware than that?
Like, will she sort of?
sort of back out before it even happens because she'll start to realize that she can't deal with it
ahead of time or she the type that, you know, she would sort of like be delusional with how she would feel
and then just move forward with it.
Confront it. She'll probably find a reason for it not to happen.
Oh, right, right, right. She'll sabotage.
Sabotor.
Kind of, yeah.
Right, right, right.
Like, oh, I'm not, let's go. We're going to meet this couple. Oh, I've got a cold. We can't go tonight, you know.
Yeah.
be that kind of thing.
You know, if it ever happened, I guess, I'm at your point,
I mean, it'll be great, all the great time,
and I'll be done, I'll look at her, I go, that sucked.
I hope it works out, and I hope it goes down,
and she finds it as, you know, as hot and exciting as you.
But we don't think so.
As, you know, listen, that's what I'm hoping for.
Right.
And I hope she finds it as hot as you find it when she's getting nailed.
But I have a stinking suspicion
that that's kind of, you know, she's not going to like, like I said before,
when you dim her spotlight a little bit.
And the attention's now on you.
But I would love for some couples to come into this action.
No, you know why?
Because we have celebrities and we have like these really wealthy men.
But I want to know the normal people that you,
like I want some normal, regular people to come into the mix.
Listen, these are all good, but I want to hear about you getting laid.
You know what I mean?
I know Tommy always, he can't, he can't believe.
He doesn't understand why.
I couldn't sit there.
I would be like, listen, if this is going to go down, I need mine, you know.
Well, Tommy, you got to remember.
I'm getting late all the time.
Yeah, no, no, no, no, I know.
Right, by one woman.
You've only been with her for how long.
When's the last time you fucked another girl, a woman?
I don't know, 10 years ago.
Right.
Yeah, and I think when you do, I mean, a whole bunch of shit's going to open up.
You're going to be like, wait a minute.
And we're not, listen, we're not telling you to cheat.
Like, your wife is fucking.
random guys right in front of you.
Yeah, you got a good deal going here.
So you should be able to fuck other people, but I get that.
It's slippery slope.
Remember, she's 40.
I'm 50.
I've fucked a lot of women before, and it's kind of like...
She probably fucked more people than you.
I'm at that stage where I'm in, it's like she's the hottest thing in the world of me.
And watching her fuck...
Yeah, no, no.
That's great.
That's awesome.
I totally get it.
I'm just saying...
I know.
And I just...
And listen, I know what you're saying.
And I...
I'm not afraid.
of tasting the forbidden fruit kind of thing.
Yeah.
And it may happen.
I don't feel this burning desire for it, but I mean, you've brought up a good point.
But you're starting to a little bit.
This is the first time you said that there's this couple action that might happen and you're thinking about it.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, we started talking about it.
And Tommy, you brought up a really good point.
The first event where that other couple was there and this other girls, like, ready for me to be with her.
Yeah.
I think if that happened again today, I think it would happen, yeah.
I'll start with an itch.
Can't start a fire without a spark?
There it is.
Right.
You just don't know.
But I don't think it'll ever.
I don't think Stephanie will ever let it happen.
And you listen,
I'm going to just warn you,
even though, like I said,
we want things to go awry because it would be a really interesting call.
But like,
I'm going to warn you that, you know,
you have a really good thing going here.
You've only,
like there's so much other things you could do with the scenario that you have now.
Do you know what I mean?
I know you're doing all the celebrity stuff
and you have these old men that have a lot of money.
But you could do a lot of other things too.
Like, you know, before you need to go sort of change things up and put, you know, your situation at risk.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Well, let me ask you a question.
Because he just said normal people would.
I mean, what would spice it up from a story perspective?
Yeah, well, I got to tell you, I'm mad at Kathy for using the world.
Oh, everyone's mad at me.
I get, I get emails from people about normal people.
I mean, you know what?
I hate celebrities.
Like, okay, like, I never let Tommy talk about celebrities on the show because I could give a shit about them.
Like, I just think sometimes, like, just regular people.
I don't mean normal people.
Like, the people that you are fucking right now.
Everyday Joe.
Yeah, every day.
Like, you know, these are like people that are kind of like the 5% of the population.
People can't really relate to them.
Like, if somebody's listening to this, right, and they're thinking about a fantasy, they're not like I could fuck Stephanie.
Because they're like, Stephanie just fucks NBA players and agents and guys for $7,500.
dollars do you know what you mean so it's just like it's like this sort of separate thing and then guys you know these really wealthy guys it's like stuff that people can't relate to so when i say like normal people remember rodney and his buddies they were normal and the waiter guy yeah it hasn't been all celebrity yeah you're right i'm totally wrong i'm
i'm i don't know why i used to say that no no no but no it's been it's moved in that direction yeah no i just think it's i love to hear like i get why like when people with
a lot of money, like these football players and these NBA players and these, you know, finance
guys and stuff.
Like they all live that kind of a life because they have the money too.
They want more of a rush, you know?
Well, and they can.
They just have it at their access because they have the money and it just what happens, right?
These guys are like, you know, they have a room set up.
They built this shit.
Like, I mean, you know, that's just like, that's their life.
But I find it really interesting when these things just happen naturally like with Rodney or
with these, like regular people.
what I mean, and how regular people go about doing it that don't have a lot of money or aren't
really famous. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Well, it's interesting you're saying that,
because again, we're telling the agent to back off and we are kind of, let's get back to the more normal.
Let's just go out on a Saturday night and see what you see what you see if you find another Rodney.
That's what I'm saying. You have so many things you could do still with your situation where she
fucks other guys and you watch before you go to couples and stuff and take it to another level
and basically maybe ruin it because like I said,
what you have is like really good.
You know,
you have it.
I don't know that I would risk it with you fucking other women.
If you don't really have that desire,
if you're not really dying for it,
you're having like the hot,
like I get emails from guys saying that they love your stories.
You know,
they live vicariously through it.
A lot of guys want their wife to fuck another guy.
Who knew?
Tommy, you don't want that.
No.
Right.
A lot of,
but it's a thing.
I got to tell
sorry Tommy I'm never thing
No go ahead go ahead
It's the weirdest thing
Tommy and Kathy
It's like
You know 20 years ago
No way
Even 10 years ago
It's just it's weird
It's sort of like
We got to a stage at least in our relationship
And she is my second wife
Where we kind of got together
With wild sex
And then life was getting boring
Totally
And all of a sudden it's like
Well
Let's try this
And it's great
But, I mean, if you could ask me 10, 20, 30 years ago, would I ever want to watch my wife fucking another man?
I was like, I said, you're fucking crazy.
Right.
And probably the people.
And Tommy's only newly married.
Maybe 10 years from now, Tommy would say that he would want to watch his wife.
You know, maybe the people that are writing in, they're not newlyweds, you know, they're not.
And I think that, because I don't really understand people that get married for 30 years and I think it's kind of unnatural.
So I think, you know, you took a relationship that was 10 years and had like sort of went through,
everything and you were kind of getting bored when you called them the first time,
things were kind of on shaky ground a little bit because I don't know.
You know, and this like sort of, you know, revived your relationship.
And I bet you a lot of swingers or people, you know, do things like this in relationships.
And it does help.
Because at a certain point, if you know that you're with somebody and you're totally with
them and they're like your best friend and you're going to spend the next 20 years with
each other, you know, do you really need to own them sexually if you, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
it's another form of communication.
And it's hot and you guys are having fun and you should, you know?
And that's, and we love hearing the stories.
Well, you know what?
We'll get back out into the normal scene and we'll get a few normal stories and we'll be another call.
Yeah.
No, we like, oh, don't get, no, I didn't.
Don't do that.
No, I didn't mean it like these stories are good.
These stories are great.
I'm just saying that if you got couples and stuff, like I would just be fascinating to see how you meet them.
And when I say normal, I don't mean boring.
Yeah, we don't mean boring either because.
the normal people that you're going to be meeting
or you're going to come home and fuck your wife.
So there's nothing normal about that.
Yeah, exactly.
It's more interesting.
Yeah, so keep up the scenarios.
And when you have, like, I like that you always have three,
like you typically email me when you got like three things in the bag.
So the next time you have your next three experiences,
write in and we, of course, we'll have you on the show.
All right.
Sounds great.
All right, John, have a good one.
Good talking to you.
Okay.
See you guys.
Bye.
I think he got insulted.
He got, I think he was slightly devastated.
when I sort of was like,
I'm not interested in the celebrity thing.
Like,
he's,
I feel like I was so wrong of me to say
because he thinks this is like the great,
it's like I ruined his,
I like cock blocked his stories.
Yeah,
you kind of poo-poot on his thing.
First,
if you guys heard during,
um,
the call.
What are you changing this subject?
No,
I want to say this because I'm going to forget.
What are you going to talk about?
If you hear sirens or,
oh,
there was a big siren.
We're at Tommy's bar.
And,
And we're right by Times Square.
So we're live in New York, man.
So if you wanted to hear NYC.
Yeah.
You heard it.
Ambulances and cop cars and everything.
So that's where those facts.
But back to the caller, I don't know.
I mean, that was a little intense.
What do you mean?
The fucking rape gang bang with two-way mirror.
I know, but I was kind of bored.
I don't know why.
I think I am getting bored with the celebrity people.
These people, like, they had a room and a wardrobe person.
I don't like the production.
I think honestly, but what is that?
No, no, no, no, no, but what is that?
I don't know.
A pre-built room?
A wardrobe girl?
Yeah, like I don't know.
Like a towel boy, a fluffer.
Like, what else is going on here?
Yeah, but see, just like porn.
Like, I like amateur porn.
I don't like anything with a big production.
Like, it takes away the hotness to me, all that.
You like the people sitting in a theater.
You like the accidental, what just happened.
And I think everybody likes it, too.
Yeah.
I think that that takes away.
But technically, that was.
an accidental what the fuck just happened
because they didn't plan on that
they didn't plan on walking into a
staged room and whatever
I know it's just too weird it's like porn with
you know smoke and music
and stuff I don't like it
I was like bored I didn't think it was such a hot
story I'm sure everyone has
different tastes you know what I mean
and people will think that's like really hot
that you know but I thought it was
a little
I don't know I want them to
I like the Rodney's story better
because I love
the fact that this, you know, dude, this young guy goes to a bar.
She's hanging out playing pinball.
He thinks he's having a regular night and he scores.
Like that's so much more interesting to me than a pro NBA player who probably does this
shit all the time and can do it and has access to it.
Who cares?
An old man that pays $7,500 for a hooker.
Been there, done that.
Like that's very easy for that guy.
And I'm going to plug it again.
I mean, what are you plugging?
No, I'm plugging our podcast.
If you got to tell us what you think of the story.
I mean, we want to know everybody's feedback.
Yeah. Are you still interested in John?
Yeah.
What's he interesting?
And what are your thoughts about his stories and his relationship?
Strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com.
You got to send it to us.
So on our next podcast, we can read the feedback to this.
I always read the feedback.
We can discuss it and see what like, you know, maybe we're not the normal ones.
I'm not.
Let me tell you something.
You are far from fucking.
normal.
Me?
Yeah.
I know.
I'm not.
But let me tell you what I get with this feedback bullshit.
Okay, can't someone write in something nice about me?
Everyone writes in, I love the show.
Every single email I get, I love the show, and then they write in other stuff, and then they say something nice about you.
That's right.
Keep saying nice about me.
Then they give me critiques of bad things about me.
This is what I want feedback on.
I want feedback on bad things that Tommy does and good things about me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Why am I so flawed?
Because you're so good.
Oh, please.
They don't want to tell you how good you are.
They just want to...
Oh, you're so phony.
So anyway, yeah, keep writing your feedback.
All I get is negative feedback.
You get positive feedback, just by the way.
That's great.
I'm happy because I was the most self-conscious person about doing this.
I've never done broadcasting before.
I know.
People love your voice.
I mean, these are my friends, just so you know.
My friends love you.
My friend, Lee listens to the show all the time,
and he's a big Howard fan and he listens and he likes her podcast.
And he, you know, I fired Tommy recently.
and then he
I weasled my way back in.
He was like,
you got to get that guy back.
Because he really likes it.
No, you're perfect on the show
and you're really good.
But you don't listen to it.
But I'm not bad.
Like,
why doesn't no one say anything good about me?
They just say bad things.
And it's not that the things that they say aren't legit.
I know I cut people off.
The stuff that they tell me is typically stuff that I already know.
But like, don't you have any problems?
Can I critique you right now?
Yes.
I actually think you were great on this podcast.
You want to know why?
My theory?
Yeah, because I was so bored.
No, because you weren't drinking any fucking caffeine.
Oh, really?
No.
Yeah, we were just feeding Kathy water today.
No green tea.
She gets all hopped up on green tea.
Don't feed me green tea.
Yeah, don't feed the monkey.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, cool.
So, yeah, write in, give us feedback.
And we'll be back next week with another caller.
Later.
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