Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 040 - John's Wife Stephanie Takes Part in her First Gang Bang

Episode Date: September 22, 2014

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Hey, welcome to Strickleon on this podcast. It's Kathy alone today. I'm just doing this call alone because I'm talking to John, John and Stephanie. You know, John, the guy who pimps out his wife, Stephanie, do have sex with other guys. And he basically tells these just really interesting, long-winded, sexy stories. So I don't really think that I need a co-host. It's not like we really need to give John any advice. Him and his wife are pretty happy, banging other people.

well she actually bangs other people he doesn't so it's just a matter of really listening to john tell his stories he's calling in today typically i like him to have three different stories and he does um he wrote in and told me that the update that he's going to talk about is they had a gang bang with um three black guys Stephanie likes black eyes if you're listening for the first time and then they had one-on-ones with each of them so basically she did three of the guys one night and then she fucked all of them separately as well and then she had one more old guy too. She screws old guys for money. And just so you know what John did after he emailed me that,

and I told him I'd have him on the call, he sent me a picture of the old guy's cock, because people send me pictures. That's what's so interesting about this podcast. People really like to send pictures of the deal. I've had some really inappropriate pictures. Some guy sent me pictures of him screwing somebody like during the call. I don't know if you remember that one. I forget what episode it is. but you know john sends me pictures of these guys weans um and just to show you because stephanie likes really well-endowed guys and i got to say for a white guy because this guy's white he doesn't look white it's like the biggest thing i've ever seen it's huge um but that's what stephanie's into and i'll be right back to talk to john and he could tell us the uh his really

hot story do you have a story lifestyle or situation you can't talk about to anyone to Anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous podcast at gmail.com, with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Hey, John.

Hey, Kathy. How are you? Good. How are you? I am doing really well. great let me just adjust the volume a little bit you're here in the tri-state area I'm assuming

I am in New Jersey today yes okay cool so I don't have a co-host with you I use random co-hosts now because I don't use Tommy but for your call since I'm not giving you any advice and we're just listening to your hot stories I don't feel like I need a co-host so I already did my intro and we're just going to get into

I know that you said you guys had a threesome right with three black dudes That's Stephanie's favorite. And then you guys, she actually was with them separately, right? And then you did another, I'm assuming the older guy was a white guy, right? That is correct, yes. Okay, cool. So start with the gang bang with the three guys.

Sure, I'll jump right in. You do remember from the last call, my challenge was to do something innovative and get something... Oh, the rape. It was back to being kind of new and different, exciting, and challenging, and not. Stephanie kind of challenged me to be the man and figure out how to make this fun, right? Right. You were going to set up a rape scenario. Now you're reminding me.

Yeah, sure did. And I won't stand too much of a tangent, but it is interesting. I ran out of Craigslist ad. Actually, a couple of them. I've done that a few times. And, you know, I tell you, when I talk about what we're looking for, her hot, I mean, I get. I get, you know, hundreds of responses. I mean, it's not like, and I'm not even kidding.

It's just like they just fly in. I mean, it's. That's because there's not a lot of real women on Craigslist, let me tell you. That's what I'm finding out. I get a lot of that, too, and I also get a lot of the, it is kind of interesting because, you know, 86 people reply, and you only pick two. Right. Oh, there's 84 people you don't pick, and they all, they get a little pissed.

And a lot of them accuse you of not being real. I'm like, sorry. Right, exactly. But it was fun. In this case, what I did is I said we were looking for some young studs, thugs with big black guys with big dicks and that my wife was really into, you know, rape role play and here's her body. And, you know, I got a ton of responses. And I think I sent you originally, the pictures of the three guys that we picked.

And all of them were very well-endous. Two of them knew each other. One didn't. I met him the two guys, then I met the other guy, and then I met them all three together, and kind of planned and plod of the session. You know, it all meant to be a surprise. So, I mean, I'll jump right to it. Long story short, it was a few Saturday.

I told them just to come by, and, you know, we were sitting in the backyard in the afternoon by the pool, and, you know, I knew they were coming over, and she didn't, obviously. So, you know, the doorbell rings, and I just, like, oh, let me go see who that is. And I go in there and it's all of them. And, you know, they kind of come in the house. And, you know, the first thing I do is I kind of like, be quiet. Come on, let's walk in, guys. And, you know, I see, spend the first, you know, 10 minutes, and they come by the backyard.

We were sliding the last door and they're kind of looking at her. She's sunbathing her hot, tan body and a beautiful bikini. And they're all like, you know. I mean, one guy's quote was, oh, my God, this is going to be good. kind of thing. I mean, they'd seen her picture, but seeing her in person, I think, it was starting to hit. Right. So, you know, I debated, but I walked out for a right for you, and then I left. I didn't want to just be totally like they just walked in, but then she's like, okay. And then they just, you know, they kind of, she was like lying their eyes closed, lying in the sun.

So they were very quietly kind of walked out there, and they, you know, they kind of surrounded her a little bit. And, you know, one of them says, hey, what do we got here? You know, standing around her. and then she was like looking up going and right into good role play. I mean, like she goes, oh, my God, what's going on? Right, she had no idea. You know, and then it was a very realistic, you know, they kind of grabbed her right away and she was, you know, like, as she saw it, she kind of got up like she was going to try to run away and they grabbed her and, you know, they kind of, one guy, you know, pulled off her bikini top right away

and they just literally just lifted her up, all three of them. They carried her in the house and through the house and upstairs and down the hall, into the bedroom, you know, threw her on the bed kind of thing. And, you know, I tell you, it was, you know, a lot of these scenes that we've done, these events we've had, you know, obviously really intense and really, you know, rape components to it and very realistic. But I tell you, this one was a lot more what you would think of, like, a rape would be like, right?

Right. It wasn't, okay, first they're going to do a blow job, and then we're going to do this, and none of that stuff. It was just. There was no orchestrating it. Because a lot of times you say, like, the guy's telling her to do this and then that, but this was, like, just like a natural sort of a thing. Is that what you're saying?

Yeah, sort of like, you know, think about it. Three guys, like, we're walking down the street, saw a hot chick over her fence, you know, sunbathing and decided they were going to go rape her all. Like, they get literally just, they threw it on the bed, you know, one guy holding her arms above her head kind of thing. And, you know, they pull off her bikini bottoms. And, you know, one guy just, you know, gets up there and pushes her legs up. part and that she's kind of screaming and struggling you know he's just like you know he's like forcing himself in her you know again they're all these guys are big so you know as as normal the first

guy in takes a little while to get going but then i mean literally it just you know he just you know like grabbed her knees with his elbows you know kind of stretched her you know spread her apart and just start banging away kind of thing and you know um you're young guys didn't take me very long So he banged, you know, pretty hard, pretty fast, and then just pulled out and, like, you know, came all over, you know, a bunch of calm, a lot of calm. And that he just moves and the other guy, and they just trade places. The next guy jumps in and just, you know, and she's like going, oh, don't please stop and, you know, cut it out. You know, the next guy jumps in and he just starts going at it, you know, and, you know, again, pulls her legs apart. And she's obviously loving this.

He gets repeat to the action. You know, big black dick number two. you know having having his way with her and then um you know again he they're all respectful of the hold on come in her kind of thing so he pulls out and again he's got young guy young guys big black guys with dick they tend to have a lot of come and you know right they tend to shoot so shooting all over her front kind of thing and then you know number three kind of goes for it and they they each took um a couple of turns and the second round obviously took longer and you know there was a lot of grunting groaning on their part you know she was doing a lot of

you know the kind of screaming kind of thing and um was she resisting at all like this she round and again as as i would see a real rape scene again there was nothing really more to it bang bang bang and after the they were done they just kind of grabbed their clothes and left she was lying there on the bed with an immense amount of sperm all over her right I'm breathing hard and, you know, the sperm was every, you know, their face or hair and, you know, over her chest and stomach and, you know, that kind of, it was, it was, it was, I don't know what else to say. It was pretty intense. It was pretty exciting. You know, she was surprised. She said I did good. She was happy. Yeah, and that was, that was, that was pretty much in. It's like, and I'm sitting there thinking to myself, but all these events that I've done so far with her and some of, we're talking, like, some pretty virile guys. black guys, a lot of big guys. She was a beautiful woman.

If I had been videocating these things, I would have one hell of a library that I could probably be making a lot of money off of. Right. Or it could, but it could also be for your own enjoyment. I mean, like, right? It's so, it's interesting because I think the thing I'm noticing about

about what's going on is, you know, it's, you know, porn, I don't watch a lot of porn, but porn's very contrived a lot of ways. Totally. You know, and a lot of times these things can be very weird or contrived, but it's kind of like once these guys realize that they're screwing this beautiful woman with no strings, I mean, there's nothing going at all. And the husband even knows, and they're right there, and it's a rape team.

And it's also not for money, right? It's not for money. It's for pleasure, so they really know they're pleasing her. And it's almost like the energy just becomes totally, they just go for it. There's no inhibitions. There's no nothing. You know? And it just,

it just feels, it's so organic and real. And I don't know. I don't know. I've never seen anything like it. It's pretty, pretty fucking cool. Yeah,

I'm sure. I think that's why people like hearing your stories because they envision themselves in that scenario. I feel like a lot of guys would love to be in that scenario. Because it is like porn.

That's what you're, because you're the voyeur, right? You're watching. Oh, yeah, I'm watching. It's like I'm literally, it's like I'm,

you know, in a, watching a fabulous porn movie, I guess, or a realistic... Right, but like you say, it's better than porn. I mean, I don't know if you heard my episode with The Maverick Men. They're like a gay couple that fuck other guys and they film it and then they put it on. And they're like the most downloaded like reality porn out there because like they think it's more like reality porn because it is really like the real deal. You know, so much porn out there is like people.

It's like very produced and overproduced and people aren't really horny or really into it. You know, they're doing it for the money. but when you see a good porn or real people really doing it, like that's why I kind of prefer amateur stuff, because you really know that you could really see that people are actually really into it. Like, that's what's hot. You don't have to be perfect body or perfect anything.

But what you really, I think what everybody really wants to see is people really getting off, right? Like the real deal. And that's what you have going on in these scenarios. There's no payment. There's no production. Like, this is what Stephanie's just really into. Yeah.

I think you're 100% right. And I'm not kind of walking out with the guys. they were just like, you know, they were like so appreciative, they were so whatever. You know, if we can ever do something again, you know, let us know, kind of thing. And, you know, I said, oh, all right, so I'll talk to Stephanie kind of thing. And so what we ended up doing, I said it was great, you know, like, she actually kind of, like, while each of those guys was, you know, big, powerful guy, big dick, you know, just really, her kind of thing.

And we said, hey, why don't we just, you get nothing else really planned? She just won't have each of a moment come over one at a time and just, you know, you can got to go to town and see what happens. And she had a great idea. So over the next couple of weeks, every few days apart, we had each one come back. You know, just kind of have sex with her. And they were all, it was all, it was great. I mean, it was trying to think of the difference between them. The one guy was really into giving oral sex, right?

Right. He shows up and, you know, kissing and doing things to each other. and he basically, I don't know, he's eating her out for 45 minutes. I mean, it was like, it was just really going to town, and she really got off on that. And then, you know, because of that, because of that, he's, you know, he's hard as hell. And, you know, and then they do every position, her on top, him on top, you know, doggy, the whole thing. And, you know, the whole thing was probably a couple hours, and it was pretty cool. Right.

One of the guys was kind of the opposite. He was a little bit more like, okay, I'm here, and he kind of just, you know, kind of let her do all to work, which was fine. And she, you know, like lay him on the bed and, you know, worked him with her hands and, you know, gave him a nice blow job. And then got on top of him for a while. And then, you know, again, all positions kind of thing.

Uh-huh. It was probably more like with him. It was more like, you know, an hour, hour, and 15. It wasn't as long. It was still pretty cool. Right. The third one was, you know what, it wasn't very good at all. Really?

He wanted to give her a massage, right? Like just start off with a massage, like that kind of deal. Yeah, just start off. He goes, hey, you know, I give a great massage, so whatever. So, you know, we actually have a massage table. I mean, he gave her like a full body massage end-to-end, rub everything. It was kind of, it was fine. Right? And he had a nice hard on, so she gave him a blowjob, and then he, you know, he fucked her and, you know, came once. And it was just very kind of cool. And she even said afterwards, like, you know, it's kind of boring. I'm not, I'm not like, this whole event is not so some guy can give me a massage and I can enjoy getting a rub down. It's like, this is all about. No, but I mean, she wasn't kind of into it like, oh, like the missus, I'm going to fuck the masseuse. Like, maybe it's like role playing. Like, maybe he went to role play.

No? Yeah, she might Again, I tell you her thing Is rape Or her thing is unexpected You know Well listen, if you're masseuse You think you're going in for a massage

And your masseuse starts fucking you That is kind of rape Oh yeah But it wasn't a role play It's just like I'm coming over to fuck you And why don't I give you a massage Oh yeah, no It wasn't like he was like

Pretend I'm your masseur And I'm gonna then just take advantage of you Because that I think is a hot fantasy kind of I have to say, women don't have, I don't think women go in for happy endings. I mean, men have that all the time, right? Like, that's like a set-up thing. Men go in for massages, and then they get horny and get, you know, fucked or get a hand job. Women don't really, but I think that's a hot fantasy.

But he wasn't really doing it as a fantasy is what you're saying. Oh, no, exactly. Yeah, that's pretty lame. Like, she's like, I could get a massage at any time. Kind of, yeah. Let's get to the action, right. Now the other one got kind of. twist to it. I mean, you saw the picture.

Oh, the old white guy with the black man. I mean, he looked like a way, wait, wait, John, he looked like a black man. That's how big he was. I tell you, it was weird because in person, it looked even bigger. And I think it was because it almost

like that dick was too big for his body. Right. And it was I don't know if you can tell from the picture, but it was really fat. Right, yes. You'd be tall. Yeah. It was long. It was long, too, but it was, I mean, it was, it was a, you know, he was probably a 50-year-old guy. You know, I didn't mean that, I mean, he's still virile, and maybe pop till.

I mean, he was big, and it was, why is an interesting twist to him. It was one of those kind of weird. He was, like, he was very clumsy. Let me ask you a question, John. can you give me or give the listeners like a little backstory in this guy like where do you find him and was this a paid situation he was one of the craigslist ads because we had all yeah i'm sorry oh so he's gonna rape her black but i'm as big as anybody and so we're looking at oh wow yeah he kind of is right okay but wait so the craigslist ad hold on john so the craigslist ad though was to get these guys to come in and rape your wife right and do that scenario so this guy this older white guy you chose him because i'm I'm assuming you chose him because he was really well hung, and that's what she likes. Yeah, we're like, let's see how big this guy really is. And also in the email, he said he's horse hung and he comes like a horse.

Right. Okay. You know what I mean? And believe me, he did. Right. I mean, I've seen a lot of come in these events, but I've never seen something like this. I mean, it was like you turned on a garden hose. And it was, it was weird.

And like I said, he was clumsy, so it was kind of like, you know, the rape scene, the acting wasn't really that good, but, you know, he kind of forced himself on. And he was clunky. It's like grabbing her tits, kind of kissing her really. And, you know, he's kind of gross. He was clean, but, you know, he was unshaven. He was out of shape. He's trying to get in her the first time.

And, again, he's really, really thick. So he just blows his wad all over her, like, without even. getting in her yet. I mean, it's kind of in her, but it was just, and it was, it was, it was, it was premature. It's kind of hot in a lot of ways, but it just, all of a sudden it's just like, she's lying there on her back with their legs spread and some awkward older guy is trying to get in. And then he, you know, he took his hands and he rubbed that all over her, and then he, at that point, you know, he's in the rape kind of fantasy, the rape kind of roleplay, he said, you know, now stop fighting me or I'm going to hurt you, and so she just lay there, and it took

him a while, but he finally got in her. And that was kind of hot for me because, man, I don't know how, and I've said this before, but it was so thick. I don't know how he got in, but he did, and he got all the way in. And then he, you know, he went from thrusting really slow to thrusting harder and faster and eventually, you know, nice and fast. And she loved it. Oh, yeah, at that point, yeah, she was, I mean, it was him, she kept her eyes closed

and to the side a lot of it. And I think because of the sheer size, and at that point, you could tell if she was really into it. Uh-huh. And he did that, and he came two more times, and it took, though. He must have been on Viagra. Two hours. But, you know, it was like, it wasn't, again, not a whole lot. Not from behind, not blow jobs, but it was, it was, you know, big, huge white dick, you know, pounded in the hell out of her, basically.

For two hours? What? For two hours? That was probably, maybe an hour and 45. something like that. Oh my God. She should get paid for that. It's a long time. No, I know.

No break. Yeah, we can keep mixing it up and we're kind of a we've got a bunch of ads up there and we're kind of thinking of the next thing. How many times does she come, John? She never comes. Oh, yeah. Fuck, I forgot.

Stop. I really should delete that out of the podcast because that's such a fucking downer. I can't even believe she never comes. Can't you take that on it as your next mission? Forget about getting her. raped. Let me ask you this though, John, as her husband, right?

Because you, she comes with you. Is there something about the fact that she doesn't come with somebody else that sort of you like, would it bother you if she came with other people? No, no, no, no. Remember, not remember, but she comes with a toy. But she won't do that with these people.

No, she's not going to bring a toy out. But would that bother you? I guess when I think about it, it's like, well, the only time she really comes is when she's with me. So that's kind of special. Right. Does that make you feel special? It takes away from the whole rape roleplay fantasy if she's like, you know, get me my toy, right? So, you know, I think it just, it is what it is. I mean, she likes the power of being overtaken.

She likes the fact that these guys are so excited. They're really into it. And that's what it's all about, you know? Yeah, let's not ruin the story by getting it too much into the fact that she doesn't come because I still can't handle that. But no, I mean, so the old man, no one was paid. I mean, because sometimes, and I explained this on the intro, to this call. Like sometimes you guys go and you get solicited or she does

when you've been out in different places with older men who actually pay for her to have sex with them. But none of these guys were all... We've been offered and she gets paid a lot. One guy I think that most was... I forget if it was five or seven, but... Right. You know, she's gotten a lot of money for this. Yeah.

We're just not doing it for the money so we don't want to... We don't, you know... No, I think she likes a scenario of that. Right. She likes the scenario of that. more so, right? It's just really like the role-playing thing. Like it's rape or she's a prostitute. It's more like a character.

Exactly. Right. And so what's in your, like, what are you guys doing next? I am sorting through a million Craigslist ads. Uh-huh. You're going to keep doing the rape thing? I'm actually, now what I'm doing is I'm going through rape role-play scenarios with guys back and forth to find, you know, creative guys.

and some good ideas. Have you come across anything good that you could talk about? I tell you, they're everything. They're doing an interview. There's street in a van. Oh, that could be good. Sneaking up on her why she's sleeping. I can't really say that there's anything that's...

I think there's a lot of them that are common fantasy that would be great. Uh-huh. And I just want to make sure they're with the right guy. The one that I... Actually, there's one. guy who said he can get, you know, five, ten, fifteen, however many guys together and that he's got a house on the water

that we had to drive a bit, but and that, you know, why don't we say she's coming over to like do a photo shoot or something which we've done similar things before. There's ten guys there that end up fucking her. Right, that's a gang thing. That might be too many. That's a gang pain. That one I'm probably going to look into a little bit more and see

what we do that. I think you should do that. That's like a real full-fledged gang bang. You should invite one of our callers. I had a caller. Dick Ramit was his name. I met him on Adult Friend Finder, actually. Have you ever gone on there to do anything? No.

Okay. I just went on there just to try and get some callers because Craigslist sometimes I get a lot of email. Sometimes I don't. I didn't get really shit from that place. But there's a lot of action on there, I got to say. But I think. And I got a lot of emails that had nothing to do with my podcast.

but I got a guy from there called Dick Raman. I forget what episode he's on, but he was looking for, he was really trying to put together a gang bang. He was really into gang banging. He did it once, and he was finding it hard to get all those people together. So I got to tell you,

if you have one guy that says he's got 11 other guys or 10 other guys ready to go, like you should jump on that because if you want the gang bang scenario, that's hard to come by to get all those people together, you know? Yeah, you know what? That's what I'll stay on. And as soon as we do that, I'll give me an email because that'll be a great next door.

Yeah, totally. This podcast is only 24 minutes, John. Do you have anything left? Or if not, I'll just add somebody else to the second half, you know, and that's fine. But what I was going to say is, is there, like, you know, before we end the call, because you're done with your updates, really, right? And you'll call back when you guys do a couple more scenarios. But maybe, like, where do you, I mean, where do you put, like, maybe you could post, like,

the ad, I mean, just for our listeners, I'm trying to think if any listeners want to get in the action. Maybe you, what, like, maybe you should post the ad in a certain city. Where do you post your ad? I mean, I guess you can't really say, because it's totally anonymous. Well, I mean, you know, Atlanta area. I mean, I don't. Atlanta area.

Obviously, and by the way, the one thing I didn't tell you is, you know, I kind of told Stephanie that, okay, you know, I know we're supposed to keep this amongst herself. So if you want, you know, she was never, she was offering to answer questions on email. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Right. Okay. But, you know, she kind of like, let's just keep it to ourselves.

So she doesn't even really want me doing these calls. Of course. I could imagine. Right. And, you know, we're so honest with each other. I never said I would promise I wouldn't. I said, okay, you know, I respect that. Right.

So I don't want to lie directly because I think these are great. But with that in mind, I don't know. Yeah, no. I was just trying. We ever got together with anybody who said, hey, I listened to your calls. Yeah, that's why I responded. Then it's kind of kind of blow up on our face anyway. Yeah, I was trying to get the callers involved.

I mean, the listeners involved somehow. I don't know. I was trying to be creative. But you're right. It doesn't really work. If you want anybody to email, you can offer up my email to anybody who wants to ask questions. Okay, great.

Want us to ask for advice of how I got my wife to do it. Right. That's really good. So if anybody out there listening, because I have had people email me and say they live vicariously through you, they wish that they could get their wives to it. So, you know, if you're listening and you want some sort of advice from John or you want to ask him any kind of questions, if you email me at strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com, I'll give you, I'll put you in touch with John because I have his email that he emails me for the show. And you could talk directly to him. That's actually a good way to get people involved. because people love your stories and people love your life and they want to beat you.

Do you say that we would do a show where I'm answering the caller's question? That would be. Because a lot of the times I'm sitting there and I remember aspects. So these things are, you know, they go for a couple of hours. Right. And, you know, the questions are where I remember certain things or I can give people what they want to hear because of their specific questions. So whether it's a list of questions that you asked me that they emailed you or however that work.

that might be a great call right or maybe I will have on a co-host next time that really doesn't maybe I'll bring somebody in because I have a couple different guys that have agreed to do the podcast with me now and I could do it because I have this new computer thing that I could do anyone over the phone it's fine so I think maybe if I brought in somebody that doesn't know anything about the situation right you know they would kind of be like a listener you know listening for the time. You know, I've heard your story so much and I've talked to you for so much, right? So I kind of know the whole deal. But I think a lot of times people are listening for the first time or maybe they don't remember or they haven't listened to all of them. So maybe if I brought in a new co-host who really has never been on the call, they could think of some really great questions along with questions that I get in from callers. I mean, from listeners. Yeah, that'd be a lot of fun. We'll do a Q&A with John and Stephanie on our next call. And we'll include a, of course. course some hot stories because by the time

we do that it'll be a couple weeks you know I feel like I have you on every three week three or four weeks you'll have some new stories and we'll have some good questions for you and hopefully you know some people will email me and you could help some other people out you could be like a good Samaritan that would be my pleasure

exactly so keep in touch John and I'll send you any emails that I get and then we'll plan on doing the Q&A for the next call okay thank thanks John thanks for calling in again Okay, my pleasure. Bye. Okay, so that was John, and it was really a quick call. So I'm going to blend this call in with something else, 30 minutes.

It's 30 minutes. I need another 30 minutes. I don't know what that's going to be, so I'll edit it in when I figure it out. Bye-bye. Hey, so that was my call with John, and he only talked for 22 minutes, John and his wife, Stephanie, about, and so I have to fill up the podcast with something else. So what I'm doing for this podcast is that I'm introducing everybody to a new co-house. host. I've told you all that I'm having different co-hosts so far. I've had my cousin. I had Robert

Kelly. I have a guy named John on the call right now. He's going to be one of my co-hosts. And then I have another guy who will be on another time. And so background on John, he's my friend. He's, we've been friends. How long, John? You were 21. Yeah, so a really long time. And John, we are born. Me and John are literally born on the same day and we're the same nationality. John's Lebanese. I'm Lebanese. If Nobody knows what Lebanese is. It is something that exists, and there are Lebanese people in the world. That's right, right?

And we're born on the same day. And I think we're like odd soulmates. Like, we're very alike, and we've been friends for a very long time, and we really hate each other's guts sometimes. But we can't get away from each other. You're in my photo as bad habit. That's what your name is. I mean, seriously, bad habit, because I try not to answer your calls because our relationship is so strained sometimes. I think that's what happens.

Okay, whatever you want to say. But, you know, my listeners sometimes write in and they want to know about me. Like, one time a listener wrote it and says, like, why doesn't Tommy ask you questions? Because, like, we want to know more about you. So maybe John, you as somebody that knows me better than anybody, probably. Maybe you could tell the people about me. Or I don't know. How does that work?

Couldn't you? Would you know what to say? Where would you start? Yeah. Well. We're not talking about me 80 years ago. Like, what I don't know what we'll talk about now. Oh, God.

Okay, what people need to know is John can be rude sometimes, and John can be funny. He's trying to work on the rude thing, so we'll try and work on that now. If you, John—I mean, like, that was just rude. And now you're going to be able to listen to this, you're going to see how horrifying your tone of voices sometimes. And I think it'll actually be helpful for you. Really? No, seriously. And John just smoked some weed before we got on the phone because it makes him nicer.

It makes them a nicer person. And so imagine him Imagine him without weed, okay? Imagine him without weed. Let me tell you this, though. John, let's talk about what we were talking about on the phone before because I'm dating this guy who I really like and he's really cute and he's really cool and I really like him. And I left my phone in his car.

He might be listening to this. So that's fine. And he went off with my phone in his car and by accent. And then I like text messaged him from my computer like, holy shit, I left my phone. and then he took a really long time to drive back and give me my phone. And I wanted to know, I called my friend John immediately because I wanted to know, like, did he go rifling through my phone? And like, what did you say, John? Like, what is the deal?

Like, what do you do in that situation? Would a guy look and rifle through or would they not? No. Like they told you earlier, the only look that you got suspended about everything. I don't know. Would you be just suspicious because you don't know somebody well enough? I only know this guy for a very short time. Would you go through his phone if he forgot it?

No, I got to say there was one morning when I woke up and, like, when I sleep over his house, I leave after him. And one morning after he left, right after he left, he must have went on and texted somebody. And somebody texted him back. And I heard the beep on the iPad because sometimes when you have an iPhone, it beeps on both places, you know. So I heard a text coming to his iPad. Now, I could have easily opened his iPad and seen who he was texting the minute he walked out with me, probably another girl. I didn't go. I would not.

I don't want to know that kind of stuff. Okay. Because it's not my business and it's his life. And I think that I respect other people's privacy. There's certain things I know about him because I, it's unfortunate, I know about the other women he's dating because he is dating other people. And I know that sort of by accident,

but he's been honest with me. So unfortunately, I know that shit. But I wouldn't go looking for it. Like, you don't want to go looking for it. And also because we're not in a committed relationship yet or anything. So what does it matter? he's texting. It's like almost like you don't want

your mind to know certain things. And not my mind, that's for sure. You know, what would a guy be looking through my staff for? The only thing I really care about is pictures. Yeah. I think they're relatively famous things. All of a sudden now you don't want you. So there must

be some... I was never... No, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not, John. Don't misconstrue things that make me... I'm a stalker in that I will look like if I know a guy... Like, this guy actually put like a name of a girl in front of me by accident. I was able to see one of his girl's names. So do you actually think I'm not going to go and look online and see her?

Like, how do you not? Okay? That's what I do. I am not notorious for looking through people's stuff. Absolutely not. So you don't, and you know that that's true about me. I look at things that are available online. Like if I look at that girl that I know her name online, how could I not?

Like, it's like, that's like public information. I don't go through people's stuff. You know that. Can you please correct yourself? No, that sounded fake, okay? Like, what's the, don't be a bullshit or just tell the truth. You know that I don't go looking through people's shit. You just said, copy.

No, what do you mean anymore? When did I ever go looking through people's shit? What? Oh, shut. I'm editing this out. Yeah, you were so right, you fucking an asshole. I'm taking that all out. I can't.

No, I'm going to tell you what happened. And this is a very bad thing. Wait, I'm not going to edit. is that. I'm going to leave it on because this isn't really me stalking. This is what happened and it was a very unfortunate case of events. Well, the right? Well, the right was his dog's name, right?

Yeah, but this is what happened, okay? I had broken up with a guy. Me and a guy who I was serious with for a while had broken up and I was at a party. And this was so many years ago and this was like first when the internet started and I was trying to find out. We were all

playing online and I said to my friends like look, I believe that everybody has their dog's name as their password. It's like so easy you could get into anyone's account. And I had never tried to get into anyone's account. I never saw. I was just simply stating a fact that I believe that everyone uses their pet's name as their password. And I said, look,

I could go into my ex-boyfriend's email, and I bet you he uses dog's name. That was just a joke. And I went on to show my friends that it would, and it actually worked. And I was in his email account. It was horrifying. It was like, I don't know, I felt like a murderer, like, and I just murdered somebody. It was, I knew it was so.

wrong. I was so freaked out. It wasn't what I intended to do. I wasn't trying to rifle into his account. Do you understand? But then once I did, okay, first of all, I got consequences from that because the minute I did what was in there was like the fact that he had moved on and he was so in love with somebody else and it was like devastating to find out that information. That's why you don't want to look because I think you just, there's things that you shouldn't know and I think it's better to not know. So the fact that I knew, it was like my immediate karma for looking in the first place, which like I said, my intention was not to bust into his email and find out what was going on. It was just to prove that people use their dog's name.

But then when I saw the email, I read it, and then I was fucked. And it was one of the most horrendous things that I ever did. And I looked through his emails for a little while after that until one day it finally hit me how terrible it was what I was doing. And I never did it again. I was horrified. It was an accident and then I did it and then I stopped. So I'm really not that person.

I do remember it was a fluke and accident, but I do remember it was probably at least 20 years. 20 years ago. Yeah, it was probably at least 20 years ago. Right. You asked me if I were called anything. You were right. I totally forgot about that. If we were going to go back on our friendship, I remember what we didn't have cell phones because we just had deeper.

Right, exactly. No, we had answering machines, please. We're not that old. Yeah, we didn't have cell phones. We don't have cell phones down the shore. We had answering machines. I knew John. Oh, answering machines.

We didn't have cell phones. Right, right. But we had answering machines, and me and John have been friends since the dawn of time through all of his relationships. None of his girls ever liked me. He had one relationship that was really good

with your one girl, and she hated my guts because I was really drunk and I ruined her files in the backseat of her car. Tell people, like, what a drunk I was. I was really bad when I drank. That was bad. Right, and she was mad at me,

and she never talked about it. No, you burned to my left. You put a cigarette out on my tattoo. Okay, who cares about that. What I want to go back to is the car and the rifle, the guy in the phone and the rifling through. I want to know for my listeners, like, what would people do? Like, would they go looking through the girl that they just met's phone?

Or would they not? I wouldn't go through my guy's phone because my mind doesn't like information. Like, too much information for me is not good. What I don't know is actually better for me than what I do know. So I wouldn't look. Like, when I heard that beep in his house, I didn't look. I've been in his house many times after he left and I would never look through the stuff. I see things in his house that are blatant in,

obvious right in front of me and I hate to even see those things I tell him like why don't you just like hide your shit like I don't want to see stuff you know um so why would he but no I've never looked I don't you know me I don't oh you think he had it you think he didn't um well I'm a pretty honest person but like there's just pictures in my phone that maybe were dirty from a long time ago like I don't know like I still think that he no matter how honest you are like I you want to be the one to show somebody stuff not have them look without you knowing. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, there's something odd about somebody looking through your stuff when you're not around out of context, you know, things seem

weird and abnormal. Anyway, so you're going to be a co-host in the future, along with another guy. I have another guy, dirty D, he wants to be called. He's someone from my high school that wants to do it. I think it's good to have people that I know and that I'm friends with because John normally really rips on me and he's good. He knows me really well and that'll be good for the calls. Right now it's a little weird. Yeah, you give it straight and you're actually really good with advice. That's why I think that you'll be a good, you know, a good co-host. You've been giving me advice forever. That's really what our friendship is based upon. But I'm going to have another guy, dirty D. And then the guy that I love my phone in the car wants to once in a while

be on my podcast. He's really good at analyzing things too. So I have a whole slew of people. So, you know, hopefully this is an interesting little intro. This is the intro to John, the new co-host. And you're calling in, so I hope that this sounds good. Your kind of phone sounds like shit. Your phone doesn't. Your phone, your Bluetooth doesn't really sound really good. I just hope that people could hear you.

But, you know. Oh, yeah, John is like a gear head, and he's a big muscle head, and he drives big cars, and he rides motorcycles, and he, you know, puts together cars. but he also is like he has a garden and he cooks and he's constantly at a super market. Yeah, the Martha Stewart.

I'm always like your fucking Martha Stewart. He's always like, oh, I don't want to go out. I have to clean my bathroom. The other night he had people coming over and he was so irritated because he wanted to clean his bathroom. And friends wanted to come over and pound alcohol and drink and smoke weed with him

and he's like, I have to clean my bathroom. So you are a little bit like Martha Stewart. It is weird. It is a total side of you that some people would never believe you have. But I've always been half man, half woman.

Well, I wouldn't. Oh, okay. Because you've never had a woman. John's never been married. I think he's up a secret I'm called half woman. Exactly. You're more of a woman than I am. You cook more.

You're very into cleaning and cooking and you're always at the supermarket shopping. I don't you sew. Don't you sew? You know how I got to eat. So nobody's going to make my food from me. Don't you sew a lot? I haven't looked at an eBay for a new sewing machine.

Right, so you sew too. So you are definitely, you might be three quarters woman, one fourth man. I'm really serious. Okay, well, you sound kind of like shit on this podcast because of your phone. So I'm hoping that it's not totally irritating to my listeners. But next time when you do it, you're either going to be at my apartment doing it so that it sounds better or you're going to be on a regular phone. when we do the real caller, okay? Well, I'll come over.

Next time. I haven't been over there in a while. All right, so tune in next time. John will be on the call, and we'll be doing a real call with a caller. This was the intro, though, to one of my new podcast, to people. Hopefully it was interesting.

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