Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 053 - Dr. Guy is a Total Womanizer

Episode Date: December 21, 2014

Kathi's ex, Dr. Guy, is a total womanizer and he shows up at her place ready to be open about his womanizing ways. They discuss some of the crazy shit that went down during their "relationship"��as well as discuss what makes a guy like him tick. How does he get so many chicks to fall for him? Is it easy to juggle multiple girlfriends at once? Has he ever gotten caught? Is he a dysfunctional guy, needy of love or just a happy guy getting tons of ass? Tune in to find out.   **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. Craigslist is definitely the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.

Real problem. Does your friend know that you're banging her? No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your Greek black lie. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to re-hide your whips and change. Here are your hosts, Kathy Kay and Tommy. Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast with Kathy.

I have an in-studio guest today. And his name is Dr. Guy. You might know him because I've talked about. I thought we were going to play like a, you know, kind of like dating him and a guest who's here today. Or whatever, mystery guest. I know. The mystery guest is Dr. Guy. He's someone I actually dated a while ago.

And I've talked about him on the show, right? Do you listen to my podcast? I didn't hear the show. I'm afraid to. Because I'm afraid to because I know I'm going to be on some topic and it's going to be I never said anything bad about it.

No, I don't say bad shit about people. And also, you just gave me the synopsis. So I didn't have to spend all the time listening to the podcast. Oh, I told you what I said about? Yeah, you just said, hey, and say anything bad. That's all I need to know. Okay, hold the mic to your mouth.

Okay. So, this is the first time I'm seeing him after we ended our little romantic interlude. Right? And so we were having a conversation and we were like, well, let's just make it a podcast. Let's just talk about this shit on the air because it's a girl guy shit, really. It is. And this guy is like, the doctor guy is like, you know, a guy is like an exaggeration of a guy that exists in every girl's life.

Like a womanizer. What do people call you? A womanizer? I mean, I call, you're like a cartoon character. Like I don't even have to make shit up to make some funny stories about you. but every girl has dated a guy like you a player like what do people call you I think those are all good actions player womanizer yeah I think that I've been called a lot of things but but in my defense you know people have a positive experience and still care about me

and so you know maybe it's not all bad oh you mean the girls that you've dated in the past that it's going to work out oh they come back and want to be a friend like me yeah I mean A fair number. So if I was such a horrible guy, you know, why would they have anything to do with me? So, I mean, it's not exactly a great argument, I admit. But, you know, yeah, but, you know, on the saucer side, womanizer, you know, the other ones? And what's in the deal is?

You typically are dating two point, like how many girls at one time? At times? Mm-hmm. At most times. At optimal optimal times Yeah Optimal times

When you were with me you told me 2.5 What's the difference between 2.3 and 2.5? Whatever 2.5 is like two long Like girl that you see all the time And then a half a girl that maybe she has kids You can't see her a lot

And then you have dates with other people Right? Because you're always trying to get more right In between the 2.5 If there's a Tuesday I haven't done I'm not doing anything yet I'll find a day for it Just to fill the time And to just see you know

hey, I guess I'm throwing a lot of darts at the board. You know, that's what you're alluding to. Yeah, so the little back story on Dr. Guy. Dr. Guy was married twice. He has four kids and he has horrendous relationships with everybody in his past. I mean, no relationship with X, Y's, bitter, bitter divorces, right? Bitter. Yeah, bitter.

I personally, I had a guy on my podcast. You should listen to it. It was this guy who's married and he's into fucking pregnant women. But his thing is like he just likes to get girls to like him. I believe you're one of those. You don't, it's like, I know he fucking. A big leap. I think it's a big leap to go from like a fetish fucking pregnant ladies to like he just like

fuck regular girls. You know, that's a whole other level. No, no, no. But when we, when I talk to him, there's a lot of guys that are having a lot. No. Yes. There's a lot of guys like girls, no different, that are having a lot of sex with a lot of women. And it's not really about sex.

They really need. Because what this guy was saying is he's fucking these pregnant women and their escorts and he really believes that he has these special relationships and they really like him. It's more about getting women. This sounds a little delusional, by the way. No, he was really into it. He was having a great time. People love his episode.

He's not taking, like, respirodol or something. What does that mean? Your doctor. People don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Just like how old. He just, it's a fetish. He likes pregnant women. Okay.

And he fucks them. But it's no different than you. You like all kinds of women and you fuck that. Okay. You know, your fetish is everything. It's the same. But you like older women. Um.

A lot of guys in your. situation because Dr. God, let me give you his stats because normally I'll ask somebody over the phone like what do you rate yourself at 110 well I want to know what I'll tell you what this guy looks like and what I would rate him but I want to know what you would rate yourself You know I'm not a 10 I'm not a 10 I'm not a 5 Come on you think you're a 10.5 No, no no I think I'm in a 9 8.5 range if I had to go okay, but I'm just gonna like we were talking off air and I was you were like literally saying like Like you're like the best looking guy. You know, like all you were talking about, I said you had a disease called good-lookingness. Like you're a very good-looking guy.

Dr. guys are a very good-looking guy. He thinks it's a good quality. Like I think it's actually his worst quality. Because he would tell me like going out and picking up girls is like, what, shooting a gun in a barrel? Yeah. I think it's shooting fish in a barrel. It's a proper term. But yeah, basically.

No, I mean, it's a curse. And we discussed that I've really plagued by it. It's a big problem. Right, but some girl, I knew going in that this was the deal with you, and that's what happened with me and Dr. Guy. I wanted to know straight off the bat because it was pretty obvious to me that you were that kind of guy, that there's no way you're riding solo when you're looking for that one person. So you were very honest with me.

But there was another girl, bun girl, who was around. I was a part of a 2.5 or 3.5 situation at your time of your life, right? There was like 3 when I first got into the mix. You told me there was two others plus me, right? Three, yeah. He was three. Bun girl, another. And then someone fell out and you would keep me posted and you were very honest.

I think that's why we lasted for as long as we did because you would just tell me shit. Yeah. And there was always a lot of stuff around for me to know too. If you weren't telling me, it would be obvious. That's why I can't understand how other women don't know because you're not very good at hiding evidence. Yeah. You don't give a shit. No, no, I don't care.

You really don't. It has to be that you don't fucking care. I do care. I just, you know, when you have such a complicated, And it's so many. Complicated because you have so many girls in and out. You got out. But 2.5 isn't a lot.

It has to be more than 2.5. Yeah, I guess at times it's been a little more. And let me ask you besides the 2.5 people that you're dating, are there booty calls and one-offs and just people that you have to fuck in between two? There has to be because there's, that's what makes it more complicated. 2.5 wouldn't be that bad. Tell the truth. Don't chew gum on my pocket.

Take that gum out. You get here. I got caught. I'll put it over on this. So, no, I mean, I think that there probably at times or, you know, some other people in the mix. Yeah. One off, so you're just some accident calls you up, I got to fuck you, you fuck them, and then you're on to the other. Maybe someone comes into town.

I try not to, you know, because it's bad karma. And, you know, if you're not doing it anymore, why should we want to go back there? Sometimes you give in to, you know. No, but I'm saying you don't, besides your 2.5 girls, you don't have booty calls? There's others, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, come on, that's pretty obvious.

All that lipstick and hairs in your... I'm cursed. With, I guess, the disease of good-lookingness. Yeah, yeah. So you could get a lot, and you have money. And just so you know, this is, he should, I don't know if he read the book or he should write the book, but this dude has every cheesy thing in the book.

Like, he literally has a guitar and he plays it for you and he sings you songs. He has a working fireplace in New York City that actually, like real fire, okay, and he lights it for you. he has a Porsche and it's a fucking convertible and then he takes you in the convertible Porsche to his house in the Hamptons and then he puts you on a fucking boat and then he drives you around on the boat and then he has a Porsche SUV for the winter

I mean it's like really oh and then besides that he's a doctor and he used to be he used to do like real doctor stuff and then now he does like the good doctor stuff that any girl would like which is injections he just could shoot your face up with free Botox if you fuck him So like what girl is not and you're good looking on top of it and you dress really well except the pocket squares are just so douchebagging I know you hate that part of my god I'm gonna do a poll for my pocket guys like please write in if you don't think there's nothing more that screams douchebag than a pocket square it's so gross So pocket squares I think you're over categorizing pocket squares

No I don't like that bad no it's too much it's it's like a douche it says like I'm a fucking douchebag It really does a lot of people wouldn't like a pocket square It's very specific. But you should wear it because it gives you that douchebag thing. Exactly. So at least, you know, like I allude to your book, where you wrote that brilliant comic book and all the guys are wearing a T-shirt that says who they are,

the jerk, the jerk, the schmock. Yeah, you want yours to say I'm a douchebag? I'm a douchebag. So I got to put the pocket square. Everyone knows. Didn't have the book. Didn't watch the movie. Yeah.

They know it was a douche-shbag. They're a douche- But on top of all of that, he also loves to cuddle. Okay, guys, you really need to take lessons from this guy. So he will do all that, like, get the Porsche, get the injections, get the free Botox, and then cuddle what girls are you can get any girl you want. I guess. And then you two could have 2.5 girlfriends every week, every day.

But the problem is, is all the girls eventually wind up having to walk out, right? Because whether they're like me and they know, and it just gets a certain point where they can't deal. Yeah. Or they have no idea, right? Or they pretend they don't know. and when they found out, there's like a shock to them, you know, of course.

I mean, give me a break. They have to know. Because there is besides, you were honest with me, but there was signs of other women all the time. All the time. So these other girls can't be done. And I know that women do that.

They put things out there like dogs or be on the wall. They absolutely leave a trail so that someone else will know that this is their claim. They're taking their claim. Right. But it also for them, it makes them even believe. leave in their delusion even more because they think, oh, if he lets me leave this here,

then he must, this is how girls think, he must think, then he must really like me. He doesn't care that anyway. You know what I mean? You don't fucking care that anybody will see that shit. That's my fault. Because I don't know how to say to them, hey, you'll have your toothbrush. Don't leave it here because that sounds so rude. No, we got toothbrush.

It's like little knick-knacks from their vacations that they bring back to you all of a sudden things there. He had a girl named Bond Girl that he was. seeing and I found out about her because when I got the trip and the convertible porch to the Hamptons to the boat we went to his favorite restaurant and some waiter came over and said oh here you left your sunglasses and in the bag he dumps it out and there's two pairs of sunglasses with the girl's name and number and like of course I mean I'm gonna look and now I have her name you couldn't help yourself I couldn't it was right there I wish I didn't know

in a weird way I'm glad now looking back that I did know honestly don't you feel yeah exactly yeah because I always knew you were you were the new I always knew. I always knew. And at first, though, I wish I didn't because I wanted to be able to get into it more and just be have fun. But I knew from day one and there's where the fucking sunglasses. And then they were at your house and I'm like, oh, she must be away. So I know when those sunglasses are gone that she's been at your house and then I found her Instagram.

But then I see pictures. You're taking her. You were literally, this dude literally would like go out with me to a place and then take somebody else there. And like, you know, you would show him a part of the city. And he'd be like, this is great. And then he'd take the next girl, his other girl. girlfriend there and you'd see it like this is the shit I had to deal with that's what you do I never showed you new restaurants and new cool but that was probably bun girl probably showed you those places

the oyster boat was bun girl and then we went to the yes you went biking with her there after you went biking with me if i found it so it's really mine so you can't yeah it'd have to be a be with her when i found it right it doesn't but that's what you that's what that's the beauty of you that's what you do you actually i think was that point five that was with what i've got the oh the point five the point five yeah what makes someone a point five i mean you know you're not going to be every week every other and why not because they have kids or something like what was yeah you know or they know it's totally an appropriate relationship and you know so they kind of accept they know how bad you're they know that they're not you know really available to me or whatever and that's how they're okay

with it i don't know oh because maybe they're married or they're unavailable? I don't know. Yeah, maybe they're unavailable. So maybe girls are just as bad as boys on some level. No, listen, I knew on a certain level that I wasn't ready for a relationship, even though, you know, but the problem is sometimes, like, for me as a woman, that even though I could know that intellectually, in my mind, you know, hanging out with you so much

because you give girls a lot of time. Like, you're not like, oh, you hang out with you. And then you said, you're like 24-hour guy. and you're like the whole shebang and you're really there, you're really present. So you make girls like you, because that's what you need. You think I could stay married.

So, it's so charming. No, because it's all a rude. It's all to get what you want. There's something about it that I always felt was not right. Yeah. Like as good as it was. It's not genuine. Right.

Yeah. It's not genuine. I mean. I enjoyed everything we did and we had, you know. But you know what I mean by not genuine. It's not like you're doing it to get something for yourself. It's not backed up by the testimony. time so so you have it like you said for that period of time but there's no guarantee you're going to

have it the next day yeah who the fuck wants that yeah it's not it's not good no nobody wants that some some people enjoy you know having you know chocolate ice cream once a while they don't have it every day oh my god but they get it okay this is dr guy this is my favorite thing every guy says this is stupid shit and this is why i make very cartoons dr guy once when i knew about his girls and I would think as a woman I go into it and I'm an egotomaniac like anybody else like you're an egomaniac and I think that's okay you have other people because you're I'm going to get you to really like me yeah because you're the best yeah exactly like I'm the most interesting like there's no way you're ever going to be anybody like me there's sex years that's fine even when I saw

bun girl I was like she was like a corny weirdo there's no way like I can't beat her out she's like a loser and there so I didn't care you know but eventually as it started to go in and I saw that even though we'd have these amazing times the next day you'd be with the bun girl I'd be like this doesn't make any sense and I once brought it up to you and you were like oh you know one day like girl every girl brings something different one day I have salmon one day chicken like

you were really like equal opportunity like dater like everybody's as good as the next nobody stands out nobody's special that's basically what you said I guess yeah that's basically said. But it's not, you know, you're saying that there's no end game here. I'm never going to ever, you know, settle down or, you know, realize, you know, I need to find out what I need in life.

I didn't say that. So it's a journey. I didn't say that there's no end game there. Yeah. So, so, you know, the fact that I don't know when it's going to be permanent, but I go into with every intention that this is something positive by life, I don't want, you know, so, but I'm not sure what I'm ready, and I'm not sure, you know, when I'm going to feel that. So it's not, it's like it's a bad thing.

You told me that you thought polygamy was like where it was at and that you're a lot happier having a lot of women than being married. Is that true? I mean, doesn't it get exhausting? Yeah, no, I don't necessarily agree with that. I guess that's not, you know, you know, because polygamy is actually a very loving and, you know, deep relationship. It's not... But do you prefer to have 2.5 women all the time?

Like, does that really work for you in your life for you right now? It's pretty exhausting. Yeah, I don't do it all the time. Just go on the record. Sometimes I cut it back quite a bit. Well, that's because you lose girls. Do you ever kick them out or do they, are they always the ones that leave?

No, I kick them out too. Really? Yes. How come? Because I realize that they're not going to kick themselves out. So I got to get things to my own hands. No, I realize like... You mean they have a shelf life?

No, I get to the point in the relationship that honestly, that we've been, you know, hanging out long enough that I should have known that this is the girl for me. Right. And if I don't feel that, for whatever reason, it's time to move on. Exactly. So if you didn't realize it, then I'm going to realize it and I'm going to, you know, praise you of it. And, you know, basically, I break up with them, you know, because it's not what I wanted ultimately. They may have been great people, may have been very nice to me.

They may have brought enriched my life, and I hope that I enriched their lives. But, you know, at the end of the day, I would not be a good boyfriend, you know, dare I say husband to this person. And I know that because I haven't lost the urge to, you know, see what else is out there. Right. But do you think that there's a woman out there that could make you lose that urge, or that's really something that you maybe will always have as a man. man or is slightly bigger than the average man because you're a slightly dysfunctional. You're so complimentary tonight as usual.

No, I think I think that eventually, you know, I will reach a point that yeah, I want to explore a monogamous. You have a hard time saying it. Yeah. But, you know, whether that's going to last forever, it hasn't in the past, you know, So I don't know. So I think it's an up and it down. I don't think, have you had any, were you ever married, Kathy?

No. I'll talk about my issues. No, I never was. Okay. No, I mean, listen, I think it's a lot easier for women to be monogamous than men. Okay. It very, it is. Just by nature, we're like more focused.

Like, you know, it's just. But, I mean, but yet you know that. I guess you've not low it, know it logically, but you don't want to feel that. Feel what? You know, so you know, so you know, so you know, so you know, so you're not monogamous anyway, so what difference is they? you know what do you mean why could you get a guy that dates other women if if you know monogamy is not possible because I think that it is like I was talking a friend the other day and I said like I think that after a while

you could have an open relationship but I think you have to put in the time to be really intimate with each other and really get to know each other and you have to do a bunch of years where you're just to get like you and you're not introducing other people eventually after five years when the sex goes out the window and you're just like but you're coupled up and you know you're really together and you're really trust that no one's going to leave and that's your partner, then what does it matter if there's a little bit of that that goes on that you don't know about? You know what I mean? I don't think you go into it saying this is an open relationship. Plenty of people have successful, like people that are together a very long time have successful open relations, but not in the point where it's in your face or I don't know. But I don't think that I think that people should be monogamous in the beginning. That's the only way that you get to really know each other. You're never going to find a girl and really like her if you have to 2.5 other ones running around like you can't you have to park your ass on place and try to get to know one person do you know what I mean like that's just the way that it works and then and then eventually when that goes off and every guy thinks that they want to fuck other tail like I mean that's like

that's where it's a confusing what do you do at that point I don't know I think it's like you know if my guy screwed a hook or would I care no I but to me the problem is the men like and you're one of these guys it's not like you're just going and banging people you're having relationships with them you know what I mean like you're having full and you're having full and you were doing that behind your wives backs too it wasn't just sex you were having like relationships because you have a part of yourself that is very you it's like an insatiable it's not even a desire it's a need to have women to get every woman to like you because you know you had issues with your mom and that's a thing and until you really conquer that that's always going to be there

russell brand you should listen to russell on howard i just listened to him the other day and he was saying he has that and he's trying to figure that shit out because he can't he can't he can't satiate himself he just always has to get another woman you know and it's a but it's a thing but when you experience it you know it's it's totally different because what do you mean when you experience when you know on my end so you see it as this insatiable pit that can't be filled and that's how you view the whole experience you've told me that well I think yeah I think that's part of it that's the sort of the pedestrian way to describe it, but as I feel

it, I'm attracted to you know, different women. And for different reasons. And so, I mean, I don't know, maybe it's because I have some kind of Frankenstein comics. I can't put together the perfect woman that has exactly what I want. And plus what I want

changes all the time. Sometimes I want, I want blonde hair and, you know, so but to me it's an experience of desire. not a negative experience of trying to fill an emotional pit. Okay, so, you know, I don't know if that's right or wrong, but that's how it, the fantasy in my head is far more pleasant and, you know,

kind of romantic notion. I know, but you're a romantic at heart, but you have copped to that. I'm not sort of saying anything that I think about you. You have told me that that's good thing. I thought you were psychoanalyzing me. That was the reason you were saying that. No, no, no, no. Oh, because I psychoanalyzing me.

I psychoanalyze. That's what the shrinks say to me. Well, but me and you talked about it while we were together. That's what the shrinks tell me. And the psychologists tell me that that's my problem. And unless I, you know, maybe they're right. I don't know. But from my end, how I experience it, it's a very positive, you know, that this woman has a spark to her, has a sexy butt or long, beautiful legs or, you know, a beautiful smile.

and I find her very attractive and I want to be with her. So, you know, and then tomorrow I might meet another girl with big brown eyes and pouty lips and, you know, an elegant, you know, stance and witty repertoire and I want to sleep with her.

So, you know, but this is how I experience. I experience it in a positive way. I understand it is very degrading to a relationship to do that. I do get that. No, it's when you're doing it with multiple people. There's nothing wrong if you're doing that as being a single person because that's what single people do.

But you, like a lot of men, I think it's a big conflict. You want that relationship and the stuff that goes with it, which is companionship and everything, you know, but you also want the freedom and all the fun of that beginningness and the conquer and the kill. And all that. A lot of guys, I think, have that. Maybe I'm addicted to that whole the hunting.

Yeah, you told me. I'm a hunter and I and and you said there's nothing like that feeling chasing tails the most fun of getting the girl that's what you told me yeah you know how do you get past that yeah I'm I guess you know it's like a drug it's when it becomes less intoxicating eventually people you know people are addicted to heroin all their lives so they die and many people get addictions and then they kind of burn out and and no I told you you have to get a bottom like you have to hit a bottom or just you know you know just you know It just doesn't. You get sick of it. Exactly. So I think eventually will happen. Yeah. I don't think, you know, it's happened yet.

But, you know, I agree with you. I think eventually I'm going to stop. And then I'll probably stop for a while. And then I'll go back to it because it's so much damn fun. So I don't think I could stay like that forever. But, yeah, maybe a couple of years I can tolerate, you know, more mundane existence less, you know. Yeah. I guess I'm attracted to that chaos too.

that's exciting you know the beginningness yeah I mean for me that's why I left because I was like this is like I think I said to you like I'm gonna go out on top like a sitcom like when things are good like we had the greatest night everything was still good jump the shark what's it called yeah we jumped the shark before this goes to a point because this is where I knew where it was going to go eventually it's just there'll be somebody else that comes in it will go you know I could see the writing I'm not going to go out that way I'll just go out now because there's nothing you know it's a fine line. It's a hard, you know, line of the call because you don't want to miss out on some of the fun. You don't want to go too early. And then, you know, if you wait too late, then you're at the bottom. So it's a really tough call. And I think you jumped one time and you came back for swimming back. I was just going to talk.

But it was a week. I waited a week. I think I wait. No, I ended. And then I didn't think it was the right time. And I think I got like a three more or four more days with you, dates with you within what it was like a week and a half. And you were like a lot. Like if I would see you, I would see you for a long time.

It wasn't just that night for dinner. You sleep over. You have the whole other day. So I had a lot more. I met your whole family. Oh, yeah. I had a lot more stuff happen. And then I knew I was ready.

And then that was it. And it was done. And I knew that when I went back, I wasn't probably going back. I wouldn't last another month or another two. You know, that would be it. Because when I realized that the chicken, the salmon, that no matter how good a time we ever had, you would always go out with bun girl or someone else.

the next day. There was nothing I could do. There's so many good things on the menu. You know, sometimes you want the octopus. Sometimes you want to have the tuna tartar, you know, and so,

you know, you got to sometimes sample a few things. You know, you have to change up the advertiser once in a while, the main course. Yeah. So for me,

I knew that that was the time to go because I don't want to be dumped by a guy that yeah. It was a joke in a way. I mean, you know. Don't be so kind.

I mean, just don't be. No, I always... You make me sound so horrible. The time with me was so horrible. No, it was funish. Like, listen, you're a fun guy and you're cool. And that's why I could be friends with you.

Yeah. And we had a lot of fun. We had a lot of great times. Totally. You're totally cool. And because I always... Yes. But that's how the way you roll.

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Okay. Did you, did you learn something about yourself? Did you? Totally. Okay. Yeah. Would you say that's very common in people you've dated or? Oh, no, you're right.

Right. Okay. Okay. All right. So, so we're right. I'm just the single of two, you know, two different venues. And aren't I much better looking? No, you had a lot.

Like, it was hard. This is the thing. You know, a lot of guys. Well, if they don't offer you, if a guy doesn't offer you a real relationship, he offers you crumbs. And the bad, the hard thing about walking away from you. I gave you like, they were the most delicious. Oh, you got, you got some gray crumbs.

Crumbs. I walked away from free Botox fillers. Oh, God. like great sex, 48 hours of like closeness, cuddling like you. Oh my God. I could use your car, use your car anytime. Like, I mean, it was a lot of perks.

It's hard to walk away from that. Yeah, hard to walk away from it. Yeah. But it was like it's either you sell your soul for those perks if you want to. It's like Steve Martin, the jerk just walks away. It only takes a few, you know, languished items with him, you know, on his way out the door. Yeah, I could never figure out whether you were a joke or like the great guy I had ever met.

There's that fine line because you do a lot of things. A little bit of both. A little bit of both. I have to go a joke. Half, you know, like fine wine. Yeah. Yeah, no.

The whole 2.5 girls and then the leaving the stuff around and then the pictures. I mean, you were dating this other girl, Bunn girl, who I knew about and you knew, because I'm very honest about what I do. I'm like, I could see her fucking shit.

You told me you, you know, searched on the intern had. I looked at her. I looked at her. I looked at her. And every time a picture was posting. I got a horrible nasty text or email.

But what guy who's dating multiple women lets women? That's where you don't care. That's what your cavalier. No, I do. I do care. And I don't let it happen. But it's like a fun, if someone thinks that they can do it and they go ahead and do it, you know, if you say, you know, why are you doing it? You're going to look like you're paranoid.

So you don't, you know. I didn't care. I sent you the pictures and said, what the fuck is this? I don't care about looking paranoid. That's being a human being. Like that's not being paranoid. That's being like normal. I'm saying for me to say that person,

I don't want any to post it. Oh, right, right. Yeah, let me make the ground rules. There's no post it. You know, or you say, what the, No,

but if you're going to be honest, that's the way to do it. So with Bunn Girl, you were creating a fantasy land. Yeah. Letting her belief. She allowed it to be much less transparent. She asked less questions.

I mean, you're inquisitive. You know, you're not like a regular girl. You know, so you're, you're, you know, other girls might get a hint of it and kind of pick up on it and, you know, act on it earlier than later, but you definitely want to know. And so I felt to be honest with you, it was appropriate because you're going to find that anyway.

Sometimes I tried to pull up your eyes a couple of times. I'm going to tell you a story about Dr. Guy. Okay, this is, and I watch Judge Judy. I'm as smart as Judge Judy. I love her. She does everything. And this fucking guy, so we're supposed to hang out and he's out all day. He tells me he's buying a Porsche, another Porsche.

He's a car guy. and he's at the car dealership all the way in Long Island you know he lives in the city and he's out all day and he's going to come straight to get me and pick me up he's we have like a date to just hang out out of his house we're just going to hang out of his house and like stay in and it's raining and he's a very he's one of those not on time people

because he's like juggling a lot of girls so he's late again which I'm like a little pissed off and I'm asking like where the hell are you and at one point he says I'm on the bridge and I'm like getting I'm like Like coming off the bridge, I'll be at your house in 10 minutes. So he comes and picks me up. He looks like shit, okay?

He's been out all day. And I get in his car, and he reeks like Cologne. Now, I don't know about you, but if you're a detective at heart like I am, you know that this guy just get off the bridge. Use every one of your senses. No, I can't help it. I get in the car. I smell.

I smell Cologne. And I know that you didn't just get off the bridge because you're not carrying Cologne. You don't even have the Porsche. You have the other, a loner car. So something's, you went home. So now I know you lied, right? Yeah. And I hate knowing.

But, you know, that's not what. I didn't do it to just go put cologne on, honestly. You went to clean up your house because there was another girl there. And I said to him, you put, and he tried to tell me that he went home to get toothpaste. And I was like, at least be fucking out. The only thing that makes sense in this scenario. Wasn't it the last time that I lied to after that? I don't know.

But I said the only thing that makes sense in this. scenario is the truth which is you went home to clean up your house because you fuck somebody else and you tell me that and that could be the end of it if you lie now you're a liar to me I'd rather fuck a player than a liar it's just the way that it goes I know well after I learned my lesson and I did lie to you ever again so you got the the horrible truth you tried to but you were you knew that I wanted the truth before that you didn't have to lie so so for you the mantra was tell you know Kathy Can you see your name?

I don't know if I could see your name on air. Yeah, everyone remembers with Kathy. Okay. So Kathy, you know, need the truth. She could hear the truth. Like that movie. I love the truth. So she even loves the truth.

I love it. So I told you the truth. And you would process it and, you know, you decide whether, because sometimes you get mad at me when I told you the truth. But it helps me make decisions. I like to deal in the truth of situations because then I know how I want to play it. And like, that's the way I like. the truth. I would rather that. No, I learn, you know, you know, but it's not for everybody.

No. Most people would not even last. Exactly. No, it's not for. That's why I feel like you must have so many girls. I don't know how a girl could get to the point where you break up with her. Because how long does she have to, like how long could she be oblivious for? Um, some kind of turn a blind eye for a long time. Really? Like you with all, because let me just tell you something about doctor. I saw lipstick on towels. I saw hairs in the bed. I saw, knick knacks. I saw so much shit. It was so obvious so many times. Oh, my God. I got it clean it better. No, you don't you don't even bother. I got a cleaning. You let me leave all my stuff

there. You let me have a toothbrush. I had you bought me a brush. My brush was always left there. So other girls would have seen that. And it wasn't even like me marking. Find some chick threw it out. It wasn't even me marking my territory. I went in there. It was gone. So someone, you know, tossed it. So obviously pissed someone else off too. Just you know. Right. So you kind of dished out what was dished back to you. But I don't even need to do that. Like I don't, that's not my style.

I mean, I would always, I would, one of the first times I was with you, I hid some shit. I said I hid it on the bottom of your garbage so your next girl doesn't see. Because I know how girls are. But you would just like throw shit on the top of your thing. And you know, when you come out with pocket squares and you went shopping at Bloomingdale, I have to know. Oh, now he knows a girl that's telling him he should wear pocket squares and he's shopping with one. It's stuff like that would always be. But that's what you're wrong.

Everything I bought was myself. Okay. I shop for myself. I pick up my woman wardroves. Right. But when you know that a guy has, it's always you have to know. And that's what, that's mental making. And that's what I couldn't sort of go by.

It doesn't matter how honest you are. You never know what you're going to see, what you're going to know. So like, for me, I couldn't deal. And I think other women that they see these things and maybe they don't say it. I don't know how anyone could get to the point where they're not like, oh, go fuck yourself. You know, because it's so obvious. Listen, you do everything to a woman to make her. fall crazy for you and then you don't even have the decency to clean up your towels and your shit

and that's where the the pocket square comes into play because you're like maybe it's not the pocket square maybe you are a douchbag when it comes to that thing as your friend i could laugh about that shit with you as one of your girls after a while like at some point i realize i have to lower my expectations this is like not like anything meaningful and that's okay because i could just have fun with this but I can't put you up to boyfriend standards because no guy that really liked a girl would do this shit no guy would it's they would never it's just not the way they won't i got i got demoted until like the fun zone like in that that the fun zone i know like you know and that's where a nine crazy and like eight and a half hot and yeah and that's where i could have fun with you but

even that was it close to the danger zone but not quite yeah but i liked you enough to have to leave Right? Because I'm human and I could, you know, I had so much fun with you. I think I had some feelings for me. Totally. Or else I would have never had to leave. Exactly. I would have been able to stay.

You can't. I wish I was wired that way. Like I was much more so when I was younger. Are any girls wired that way? Yes. Completely. Absolutely. Really?

Yeah. Damaged girls. When I was damaged, I've cleaned myself off my act up. But yeah, when I was younger, I could have played that game with you for a lot longer than two months. For sure. Absolutely. You know, the girls that are delusion. about it have something wrong with them a little bit that they're you know anyone that goes

longer than two or three months anyone that's going for six months or longer like something's wrong with them because it's so obvious yeah but yeah but girls that could really yes there's something shut off because a regular real human being that is real feelings that's really attaching to somebody like it doesn't feel good you don't you don't want to know like you want it to be real you don't want them to be with other people you can't you know that it it doesn't make you feel good And that's just normal. You know what I mean? It doesn't make me feel good to see you with another woman after I spent

had the most amazing time with you. I can't deal with that. I won't put myself in that position. That's like really unhealthy. Like who would do that to themselves? But some women, and I was when I was younger, I could do that to myself for a lot longer. Not that I would be happy, but I would keep my fucking mouth shut and deal with it. So yeah, plenty of women can do that.

They're just more damage. That's what I find. Did they play women tolerate it for a long time? That's why you say, who are these girls that you have to like, you have to like tell them hey this is not working you know maybe you don't get it it's because you know they may be more damage I guess than there they're in a worse place in their life and so you know 100% yeah yeah they they could just somehow they're as cut off of their feelings as you are because there is a part of you to be so close this is what I don't get to be so close and have like really

amazing moments you're very present in a moment I could feel that I could sense that when I was with you I didn't you're not all over the place. You're not tech. You're very interesting concoction. You're not that guy that's texting other people. And if you do it, you do it on the download. Like, you're very present. You have real companionship with who you're with. The time that I spent with you was always great. It was like connecting. Like I said, I'm very sensitive to that stuff. I could pay. But yet, the fact that that doesn't grow into, it's like weird for a girl because a girl can't keep stuff like that static. You know what I mean? But you can. And maybe that's just a guy thing. Do you

to mean that you could do that with somebody and be that close, but it doesn't sort of mean anything. And then you could just go do that with somebody else and do the just exact same intensity and everything, you know, that you were having with Bunn Girl the day after you had it with me. For the same time period, the same everything. I mean, I think that there's some pathology there and that, you know, no question that I, there wasn't deep. There wasn't depth to it. It was more, it was a presence and it was a wonderful experience, but it didn't go deeply. And that's the problem, you know,

which I guess I'll have to, at some point, come to terms with, you know, at least I'm not going to get married again. So what I've learned is I'm not that good at it. And so till... And you're not ready for it. Maybe not ready. But one day you could be, you're like, you know, you have to figure

your shit out. Like it is... And I wouldn't ever, like, you know, be serious about someone without really understanding what makes me tick. Why I'm willing to be with that person And is it for the same exact dumb reasons that I got married the last two times? Or is it, you know, something that's going to be sustainable? And that's the thing is that you probably, I'm going to just psychoanalize you.

You think there's going to be like a whole fluff and me talking about banging women. But there's a lot of psychology here. It's important that people understand that. Yeah, I was trying to get at that beginning. You were trying to act like, no. But see, once you get really serious, you start to open up, you start to admit that there is a pathology. Yeah. And you probably, you know, we all know or I know, and the listeners will now know that you married two women that were like terrible for you.

And most likely if you do not. Especially in retrospect because they got the voice twice. Yeah. If you do not, but everything you explain, they're very like cold like your, you know, stuff like your mother. You know, the stuff that you don't have resolved from your childhood. So if you don't really fix it, the next girl that will be everything like you said, like, that's, that person that will be like, you know, will all the parts that I want.

Yeah, she'll be, she'll be, she'll be, fulfill some, some aspect of that, that very deep and dark, you know, mother missing, fucked up, you know, yeah, she'll give you the same problem. It'll be the same thing. Unless you work that out. Yeah.

Now, you know, no, I agree with that. I don't think I figured it out. Yeah, but, you know, I'm having a great time trying to figure it out. Yeah, how do you tell somebody like you, like when I get these guys that call in, I get a lot of guys that call in that are just fucking the world. They're having a great time. It's obvious they're like the Tiger Woods guy.

Like it's obvious that it's something more. It's no different to me than a slutty woman that everyone thinks, oh, she's just a whore. No, she's like a damaged girl looking for love. Looking for like acceptance. Something's wrong with her. I see men like you and men like some of the men that call in the same way. It's just an issue. Players sound so much better than damage goods.

I know, but some guys aren't just players and it's not about the damage. I personally think the guys that are doing all. you put a lot of work into it. For something not deep, you put a lot of work. Like, you know what I mean? To have not deep relations with women, but spend so much time and so much energy doing that,

when I get, what I got from it is that you were doing it for you. It's something that you... It comes very easily to me, too. Yeah, but you... No, no, no, I know it comes easy to you, but you spend all... You're not...

That's what you spend most of your time doing. So it is obviously... I do go to the gym once in a while, just for the record. Right. I'm not just chasing tail and figuring out to get tail. I mean,

I wanted to do a podcast with you about how like you fuck people in your practice. I mean, because like you screw a lot of women too. I mean, you've like had, you had a lot of really interesting sex stories as well on top of all this stuff. Yeah, I've done a couple things that are, you know, a little out there. Do you still do those things? No, I've cut back a lot. Right. But you told me that you would have women that would just come in like and would literally like,

like grab your joint and like like oh yeah sometimes once in a while yeah so we would hit on me a good looking guy so I get hit on a lot you know and so yeah sometimes they act inappropriate and sometimes inappropriate things happen right but you know you know we try to let that happen that's not good we have sort of you know we've got more personnel around and I think it's for my best interest and you know I kind of that that keeps things in check right so there's no banging of your customers, your clients. No, except for once in a while, occasionally someone free services. Like someone that comes in for like that you dated in the past.

That's what I mean. Like do you say no to those people? Mostly I say no. Yeah. Right. Most I say no. Right. Not 100% but mostly.

So I think, you know. So then you are working on yourself. Yeah. I mean. Do you go to therapy yet? I haven't yet. I've toured with the idea. I think we discussed it in fact at one point.

You know, I'm, I'm certainly. thinking about it. I think that unless I deal with these issues, they're not going to be a better person. And, you know, I think at the heart of things, you know, I think you know I'm a good guy. I'm not a bad guy. I don't mean harm. No, you just have your own issues. That's all. I would never date you. And I would, like, I wouldn't fix you up with someone that I was friends with if I liked them because I think that you're not a good guy to date. Not right now in your life. I really don't. I know that you think that it's the right person. I don't think it's about the person. I think it's about you.

I think you're, you know, you have your shit that you have to deal with and you, and I also think you should be, you were married for so long, you're in the thing, you need to get all of your shit out of your system. Yeah, for fun. For sure. Yeah. So it's not the right time for you. Any use to anybody. No, it's not the right time for you. And you have your issues, but it's not like you can't be, like you have so many great things.

So like if you worked on those things and got, you know, eventually you make someone, you are. great catch. I don't think you're a great catch right now, but I think you're a cool person. It doesn't matter how people are in relationships. Some of my best friends are like so fucked up when it comes to relationships, but they're great friends. It's like where we do business in relationships is when people are the most vulnerable and we could all be your most horrible selves. It's not horrible. You're not horrible. You're doing it out of your own sort of just, it's like you're like a little boy that's trying to get his needs met. You're not really trying to hurt other people, though you do. And because you're an adult, you should

kind of think of, you know, but like every, the girls are adults too, and they have to take care of themselves. So, you know, who's to blame? Nobody. I think it's a vicious, fucked up circle that we all are. You know, are you, are the girls the victims to you? Are you, like, I think on some level, each person is getting involved in what they need to get involved and figure out what they're, you know what they mean?

As much of a liar as you are, you didn't lie to me because I really pushed you to be truthful. But most women you do lie to and you lie? Not always. No, it's not true. And I'm usually pretty open about who I am. And I certainly make it very clear. I'm never getting married ever again. I'm not having any kids. And I don't anything to do with that. And I make that clear. But do you make it clear that you're not really looking for a relationship? I think those things, you know, kind of say at all. But, you know, maybe not. Maybe I need to be more explicit. No, someone could say, oh, we won't get married, but we'll be in a relationship. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't think that that says you don't want a relationship.

That doesn't say that you're not ready to be, you know what I mean? None of those things say that. Yeah. And listen, you can't be that honest. Like, you couldn't really be that honest and get what you want because you want fake relationships. You want all the positives. And a lot of guys could get this nowadays, by the way. They can.

Why is that? Because it's just, because girls will do it. Because women will. So things have changed. yeah or maybe i yeah because you will you want to because maybe they're just as fucked up and that's why they're still single at the age of blah blah blah blah and so you know they have their issues and they have resolved them so that's if it's you know it helps everybody so yeah everyone's working their shit out yeah your your need for fake relationships you can't really well they're

no girl is going to tell me that i'm dating five guys and i'm sure plenty girls are would you ever put up with a woman like you like you like if you As a woman, like if you were me, would you have ever stayed in that situation or would have you have played it the same way I did? No, I think that that maybe someone understands me. You know, and maybe neither person is emotionally available for the relationship, but that's, that actually fits much better than someone. Someone who wants a relationship and they meet me and I have a fake relationship guy, then there's a problem there. There's a disconnect. I should stay the hell away from them.

Right. I mean, you're getting a late start because you were married for all those. years you know so you know so now you need to like go live out your thing you know and you understand who I am and then and then finally it's like as many girls as you can let that all out have so much fun until it's not fun anymore and then you actually crave a real relationship explode from fun or it just gets I don't know I've seen it happens a lot of players a lot of guys do they just get after a while they get I say like cocaine there are people who smoke crack like crazy and eventually that instantaneous high no longer got the

you know happy and so they finally give it up on their own you know accord and they don't need to be reformed or rehabilitated or anything like that so eventually yeah I will have smoked so much female crack that I can't even look at it anymore right but you also in the meantime while you're having fun while you're doing your thing while you're figuring yourself out like you should just be working on that part of yourself so you pick a better person I feel we're doing a documentary like a PBS educational like an infomercial Yeah, there you go. So that's Dr. Guy.

I wish he would have talked more about his sex stuff because he does have really illicit things. And I know that people like that. And I don't know if this is an interesting podcast, but I'm going to air it anyway. Oh. Thanks for being honest. And just go to therapy. Like you should just go. Thank you.

And then we'll have you on three years from now. And see where I've gotten to it. And see if you're done. Third dysfunctional marriage. We'll see if you're done or if you're just done the same thing. If you're back on the same thing. We'll see. It's okay even if you do.

I'm your friend now. I'll help you. Well, we have a whole life ahead. So I have plenty of time. Yeah, how fun shooting the gun and shooting the, what is it saying? Shooting fish in a barrel. Shooting fish in a bowel. That's what you should be doing.

You always get fish. While you're shooting fish in the bell, just get therapy. That's it. Okay. Okay. Good luck. Thank you. Okay.

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