Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 056 - Where Are They Now: Updates from Previous Guests

Episode Date: January 12, 2015

On this episodes you'll hear updates from a couple previous guests who called into the show. Is Unemployed, Single Joe (episode 38) still unemployed and single? Is Tuna (episode 15) still into feet and still looking for a girlfriend? Did King Tut (episode 2) eventually get caught banging his best friend's, brother's ex-wife?? Tune in to find out.   **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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who I love. But if you have any opinions about the show or my guests or you want to be on the show, email me at strictly anonymous podcast.com. So today I've been talking about how like I reached out and I wanted to get like an update show and where are they now kind of thing I have that in my book by the way and so that's what I'm going to air today I had a couple people that ran long so I posted them as full podcast and then the people that I had run short I put them together as oh as one podcast and then on this podcast I have unemployed Joe he was a guy that had no gig no girl no nothing at age 55 and he was doing pretty bad so he calls in to give us an update to see if he found a job or what the hell's going on with him we have king

which was one of my first callers. He's actually on the intro. He got, his little quip got put on the intro. He was banging his best friend's brother's ex-wife or wife because they weren't divorced yet. The guy was a cop and he had cheated on her massively. And somehow he started banging the shit out of her behind that cop and his friends, his best friends back. We were hoping he'd get caught because we thought it would be kind of salacious and good for the show. I don't know what happened. He's calling in to tell us what happened. Something did happen there.

So we have him on the show. And Tuna, remember Tuna? He's the guy that's really nervous about girls and doesn't, he's nervous actually, not about girls more so, but like about the fact that he has never had a relationship and he's in his late 20s. And so he calls it and lets us know whether he's even had a relationship yet or how he's doing on that front. So those are three people on this call.

And that's my end of the year wrap up. And at the end of this year, the only thing I really want to say is, and I never do this. I never talk about celebrities on the show because who cares? I think everybody's equally as interesting and fascinating. But I do want to say a big shout out and a big fuck you to Barbara Walters because I caught her most fascinating people. I don't know.

It was like on some bad channel at like 2 o'clock in the morning one night. I don't know why she's running her special on like TV land or some shit. But that's where it was. And her most fascinating person of the year, okay, was George Clooney's wife. mall or whatever her name was listen she's great it's whatever i mean it's nothing against her it's more like barbara walters what's your fucking problem like the fact that and the way she had it spun was so archaic it was like this is the girl that finally snagged george cluny's heart like nobody else was good like no other a woman could do it like george cluny wasn't a fucking psychotic commitment phobe and had issues with women

that's why he couldn't get married it was because no girl was good enough and now this i mean i wanted to throw up. Okay, like if she said George Clooney was the most fascinating person of 2015, because at 50, whatever fucking years old he is, he finally got over his commitment issues and was finally able to settle down with a woman that was his equal and he was ready for a relationship, I would feel like that's fine, that's fine, because that is huge, because I have commitment issues and they are really hard to get over. And it does take almost 50 years, okay? But the fact that she spun it as if he was always normal and waiting. And then they show clips of his old girlfriends and they talk about how they were just like waitresses and bartenders. I mean, it was so degrading to those women as if they

weren't good enough for him and he just needed someone. Like there weren't beautiful lawyers and, you know, successful, amazing women like a mall around him his whole fucking life. Like that it was just her that did it because she was beautiful and smart. It was just seriously, Barbara, like really, why are you promoting like these archaic, what are those things? that we grew up with. Fairy tales. It's like a fairy tale. It's like that shit

that you put in women's heads. It's so ridiculous. I just can't wait to that whole generation of people over 50 just die because I feel like the younger generation doesn't buy into any of this bullshit.

It's just so stupid. And I just thought, oh my God, Barbara, I've liked you all my life and now I don't anymore because that was the dumbest thing she ever did. I mean, please, most fascinating.

Anyway, so that's my big fuck you to Barbara Walters at the end of the year, my big celebrity mashup, which I never do. But I was just so enraged by it. I thought I'm going to talk about it. Anyway, so I'll be right back with my update call. I don't know who I'm going to put on first or what I'm going to do, but, you know, that'll be a surprise.

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How are you doing? Well, good morning. I'm doing well. I'm hanging in there, especially. I'm good. So, you know, I'm doing like a where are they now episode where I'm just catching up with people who called into my show for during the year. just to see, you know, what's happened with them. So, you know, your deal was you were unemployed, you had no girl, you had like, and you

were looking for those things in your life. Has anything changed in your status? Well, yes, it has. I am employed, but very minimally. I have what they call special needs people, you know, people with parents and girls. Adults? Adults or children or both? Adults?

Yes. Oh, I'm, yeah, I work in an adult-day program. and they are adults in one area gold at 18. Okay, go on. But it's something, this is what you do when people say, I'll do anything for a paycheck. So there I am doing anything for a paycheck. It's difficult work, and there's not a lot of money in it.

I'm actually, at my age, at 56 years old, I'm making $12 an hour. Wow. And at this point, what's minimum wage? I'm glad to get it to. What's minimum wage nowadays? Do you know where you look? That is a good question.

I'm not sure. My, as I understand it, here in Sanco, this city, is $10 an hour. Okay, so how many hours a week do you get to work? You said minimally, you're working minimally. How many hours a week do you work at this gig? Approximately 35, give or take a few. 35? Hey, let me ask you this, Joe.

Do they have any kind of programs for people out of work that are you're an age where you could, like, go back to school and they pay for it or anything like that or no? Oh, you know, I've kind of been all through that in the recent, past, and I hate to have to say it is, but what I really am, my middle age, you know, right, we talked about this on the, on the show initially that, you know, you don't think about that. You think about, I mean, the majority of people are minorities, right? You know, whether they're women or, you know, disabled people or they're, you know,

of a different race, you know, but the white male, like you said, like we forget that that nowadays and your feel actually works against you because they don't see you as a minority. so they don't help you at all. You can't get funding to go back to school and learn a new trade or anything like that? I've kind of beat my head against that wall to the point where I'm frustrated. Right.

For one, I wish I could explain it better, and I'm sorry, but one way or another, there's always some like that. Oh, it's such bullshit, right? So you just look for gigs and you finally found one and you're helping special needs to you. So people have like down to, and what do you do with them all day? You work a full day, nine to five, like,

40 hours a week? Almost. It's a full day. We started nine in the morning and we ended four when the bus is going to take them home. A typical day might be like, in a nutshell, is the buses will arrive to off the bus and take, we will be paired up into groups and some will go out into the community where they will do volunteer work such as maybe going to a wife

to keep them busy and so they can learn skills, you know, a more functional life. Right, and let me ask you, when you say you take them to the bathroom, you have to, like, clean them up in, like, that area? Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. My age is the first time, I am changing adult diapers for a living. It is something completely new to me, but then again, when somebody says, I'll do anything for a paycheck, this is what happens. I mean, I imagine it's like anything else that after you do it a couple times, like you get used to it? Is that a fair statement?

That's a good way to put it. And, you know, the whole ball game, because this is new to me, and I'm doing as best as I can. You know, but I, you know, so I'm at the actual act of changing a diaper and claiming them, you know, it's not that horrific, which you can just get past it. Right, exactly. But I think that's what happens. I mean, you know, it's just like survival sort of instincts. Or, you know, you do something once and you just like somehow your brain learns how to sort of deal with it, you know. Let me ask you this.

When you say that they pair up into groups, right? Do you get the same groups all the time? Like, do you work with the same people all the time? No, ma'am. There is approximately 40, we call them participants because they participate in the day program. There are 40 participants in this with one staff that would be me, and four participants, three or four participants.

You know, they're a van. They're to keep them safe. Right. to keep them occupied, you know, because it's difficult on what we call the step. For me, some of these people like to what we call them a flight risk, we get them place, and they just want to take off the road. Right, of course, of course. It's like dealing with children.

It's like dealing with children, but children that really don't understand because some of them are like mentally, they're not physically, or some of them just physically disabled or most of them like mentally disabled, too. No, but this is not my words, but I've heard it said, it's like herding cats. And when I heard that, I figured, well, that makes sense. Cats? You know? Cats? Yeah, it's like herding cats.

You ever try to hurting, a bunch of cats? Right. There go every which way. You know. Right. No, don't get me wrong. When I work with these people, it's opened a new, what can I say? And you get to grow, I mean, personally, you know, you get attached to them.

Right. Having said that, having said that, here in San Jose, California, one of the most expensive as much as I appreciate it. It's not really going to do it for me, so I am still. Right, right, right. I could imagine. And so what you're basically saying is that though the job is really hard and everything on some level, you do attach to these people, and there is some meaning in it for you,

but you still at the end of the day need more money to survive. Where are you living? Are you still living with your sister? Yes, I'm living with relatives. you know, and as much as I want my own place, I got to admit, if it wasn't for a relative, 20 people like me, would be out in the street, you know. Right.

And I'm assuming you're not, you're still not dating, any girls on the horizon for you, any females, any action? I mean, have you met anyone at work? No, I have not. The people at work, well, most of them are half some of those that are not half of us.

Right, right. And as far as me dating, you know, that's what a woman would find attractive. So. I still do think that there's somebody for everyone, you never know, but I get why, I'm not going to sit here and try to change that thought process for you because that's a very natural way to think as a man. And I get it. I think you're still in survival mode because you're not making enough money, right? And you still need it. And what I'm

always taken about with you, or that's the wrong word. Like what I'm always impressed with is like you're, you're just like a really good person and I always wish to, you know, that you could find a better gig and that things can get better for you. I'm glad. that they are a little bit better. Listen, you're not jobless, you're out of the house, you know, so many hours of a week. You know, you are getting something out of this job, like you said, you found compassion

and yourself, and I think that that's great. I just think now you need to take it up a notch and eventually get a better gig where you're paying, you're getting paid more money. I always hope that somebody would call into the show or email me to help you find a gig. The problem with

a podcast nowadays is like, it's online, right? So everybody in the could listen to it, right? So it's like it's not just, you know, San Francisco or San Jose. I get people from all over the world listening, though I get a lot of people. It's not concentrated in your area. Though in the United States, I have to say when I look at my stats, the most people that listen are in California.

So that's good news for you. So we're still looking to help Joe. Like I'm still looking to help you find a gig. Okay. So if anyone's listening to this podcast, Joe, unemployed Joe, is looking. looking for a gig. How much, I mean, you're making $12 an hour now. What would change your life? Like, what would be the ideal amount, like, are just enough for you to, you know, live a life where you could go out and date? Maybe you could have your own place. Like, what would you need per hour?

Well, I'm going to give that my bed. 20 to $25 an hour would at least get me where I can afford to be somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But when I look at on Craigslist, I see rooms for rent. You know, they're asking for actually more than I bring home in a month as it is now. Right, because you live in, like you say, San Jose is expensive. My best guest, $20 to $25 an hour, would at least get me to be somebody's roommate. Right.

And he's to attempt to take the lady at the dinner. Right. Okay, so we're still trying to help Joe. Okay? This is the deal. Anyone's listening that's in the San Jose, San Francisco area, right? Because San Francisco would work for you, too, or no?

Yes. I didn't quite catch that a plane. I'm sorry, can you say that again? Yeah, would San Francisco work for you, too, or just San Jose? No, San Francisco. No, actually, it's a beautiful place, but it's fine. Oh, forget it.

Okay, so. No, exactly, but I'm up to relocate me. Okay, so anyone, but it's very expensive in San Francisco, too, so it would be hard to relocate. So anyone in that area, I would say San Jose, San Francisco, like anyone within that area, like, if you have a gig for Joe, please write into the show, and I will pass it along because you're still looking for something. Joe will do anything, as you could tell from what he's doing right. now his recent career what he did his whole life was he was a drafter but he he you don't know the new sort of software right so that's basically uses you're looking for something or anything that you could do now and you know you're kind of like a jack of all

trades you could cook you that is right as far as my drafting career goes to anybody who knows anything about mechanical engineering they're familiar with the term nowadays everybody the into software of solid work for solid modeling and that is what I just scratched the surface on when layoffs happen. So I am not up the speed on the latest. There are still people or companies that's AutoCat. Right. So anybody that's a little antiquated out there and still using, you know,

AutoCast, right in Joe's available to work ASAP. He's looking for $20 to $25 an hour. If anyone, like I said, I'm like, I have a friend who's got a lot of companies out there. When he looked at your resume, he didn't have anything in your field, and he was looking more specific for something that you were used to. do doing. I reiterated to him that you'll do anything at this point and that you're just looking for, you know, something. And so I'm going to go back to my friend and sort of tell him that. But I'm just hoping that maybe one of my listeners could help you too. Because I still want to help you.

I still like to see you get more back on your feet. Though, like I said, I'm happy that you are doing something and you moved a little bit ahead. And since we spoke with you last, I'm hoping that the next time we speak with you, you're in a better place, you have a better gig, maybe you're living with roommates and you got a girl. Like that would be the ultimate because, you know, you need a little joy.

I'll do all I can to help you help me. Yeah, yeah. So that's the deal. So Joe, I mean, we tried to use the podcast the first time as a way for you to what we wanted to do at the time because Tommy was a host, but he wasn't on that call, I don't think. It would use the podcast as a way for you to do like a job interview. But

Me and you got into like a really interesting conversation about, you know, your whole life and a lot of interesting things that happened. So it turned into like a really interesting podcast to me. It was a lot more than just a guy that's unemployed, you know? It was sort of your whole life story. If anyone wants to listen to it, I think it was episode 30 something. 38, you could listen to the whole thing. And if you listen to the whole thing, anyone that's out there that might like actually have a gig for Joe, if you listen to the whole thing,

you're going to get a good idea that this is like a solid good guy. that has a good work ethic that you could hire without really knowing him and feel confident that he's going to get the job done because that's how I feel when I listen to the show. I feel like you're a good guy. I could use, you know, and that you would be a great asset to anybody's business. Well, thank you. You're like, I'm a good guy.

Yeah. I'm a good asset to anyone. Exactly. So if anyone's listening, let's try to help Joe. like I said, email me at strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. I'll pass on your information to Joe. He's willing to relocate. So if anyone's around that area within like an hour radius, right, like you'd be willing.

Because I'm a cousin that works in like the Monterey area, Monterey, Carmel. Like would you be interested in moving over there? Well, sure. Well, Monterey's beautiful. It's a bit too far to commute from here, but I'm up for relocating. Yeah, and I think it's cheaper there because I know she's. She's a student and she lives in a town close to Monterey and she like loves it. It's really beautiful and I don't think it's as expensive as San Jose.

And it's probably like more. Oh, it's beautiful. Yeah, more beautiful. So I'm going to talk to her. Anyone listening, let me know if you have anything for Joe. And you keep me posted, Joe. We're going to try and help you again. Excellent.

And if you ever find yourself in California, it looks me up. There's a martini in it for you. Okay. All right. Thanks, Joe. We'll talk to you soon. I'll email you if I hear it from anybody. Okay.

Well, thank you very much. I'm looking forward to hearing for you again. Okay. Thanks, Joe. Thanks for calling. Bye. Bye. This is the strictly anonymous podcast.

Hey, Tuna. So I'm doing an update call, and I'm calling people from the past year that I spoke with. Now, what the listeners don't know about? Well, the deal with you was I had you on because you were like a foot fetish guy, right? But you also had this other thing where you were very sort of, like, intimidated by women in the point where, like, you couldn't really sort of approach women or ask them to go out or you had issues around, like, getting a girlfriend, right? Yes. Right. So, but you also had a foot fetish, and that was, like, your thing.

Like, you would go to these places, which I never knew existed. And you would pay, like, $75, right, to have a girl. Yes. to have a girl rub your feet and that's really all that goes on in those foot fetish places right yes

there's no sex there's no do you still do that have you been to one of those places recently actually I haven't I've decided actually I've decided to do it like like once a year

because now they're charging a hundred bucks because it's so popular right now so so you know I only go there like but I used to do that like twice a year, but now I do it once a year. Right.

It's too expensive. It's like, okay, you know, it's a bit, it's a little get too expensive. Like, let me just turn it down a bit, you know? Right. So you wait one year. So you've already done it this year, I'm assuming. Yeah, I have. And it was good.

You love the foot rubbing. Is that what it is? Like, that's what you get into, just like the rubbing of the feet? I do other things as well. I get to rubber feet, tickle, and kiss her feet. Oh, like you suck on her toes and shit like that? Yeah. Oh, interesting.

And does she, like, moan and stuff and get, like, really into it? No, no. No, she does not do that, no. Okay. What do they do? Just sit there and, like, read the paper? I mean, sometimes. Actually, some people, like, and some girls personally, they actually, I make conversations.

When I massage your feet, I make conversations with them, and they say in their person about it. They actually enjoy a guy, you know, touching their feet or worshiping their feet. Right. Uh-huh. They're very into it. That's what they like. Yeah. That's great.

Yeah. Right. So that's cool. They don't moan sexually. They actually enjoy it. It's like a massage. It's like a massage. Do you get really in there and like really massage their foot?

Yeah. Right. So that's cool. So let me ask you this. The other issue that you always had, and you always emailed me after your call, every now and then I'd get an email from you. You know, asking for some advice because you have this thing where you're sort of freaked out that you haven't had a relationship in a very long time. And you want one and you think that if you ever let a girl know that you've never really had one or you've never had a relationship, actually, that she would never date you. That was your thing, right?

So I'm wondering, and then we sort of, you know, Tommy's not my co-host anymore, just me. But we gave you advice on how to get out there and just start, like, talking to girls and bars. Hold on, so you mean Tommy is not on the, with you on the show anymore? No, obviously you're not a fan of the show and you don't listen, Tune up. It's not that. I don't have, I don't really have much. I don't, I've been. Don't worry.

You know, I don't have much time, you know, to listen to the show, you know. That's, I need callers and I need listeners. callers don't have to be listeners. Listeners don't have to be callers. I need both. You're a caller and that's great for me. And I'm so glad that you call in and share your stuff and you're honest. And that's all that matters.

I was just joking. Yeah, no, Tommy hasn't been on in a very long time. Tommy had a very full life. He had a baby. He had a new business. He was doing it. He can never show up for calls. So he doesn't do this with him.

Yeah, I think he's at a different place in his life right now. Yeah, he's just too busy. Even though I loved him, he was great as a co-host. He was just too busy to nail down and I was losing people all the time. So I just do it myself so I could do it whenever I feel like it. But we had given you advice to, like we really wanted you to just get out there and practice and just start asking some girls out and going to bars. And we did a follow-up call with you and you actually did that and you started to kind of talk to girls.

And, you know, I'm curious to see where you're at right now. Like have you. What's been going on? So what do you like to know? Like I like to know, have you been talking to women? Do you feel more comfortable doing that? Have you gone on any dates? Do you have a girlfriend?

Have you gotten to first base? Have you fucked anyone? Like, all of that. You know, I have been, you know, I've been actually, yeah, I've been trying to, yeah, I've been talking. I went to, basically, at gatherings with friends and with friends I talked to some people. But, you know, and I've talked to some girls. I've been rejected. I've been rejected a few times.

And there was a point in my life that I was really, really trying to, I was trying to, like, hurt myself because I was so upset being rejected so many times. Because whenever I get rejected, I don't forget. I don't really, I really don't forget things. It really hurts the inside. So, basically, I've been talking to, um, I've been seeing a shrink. Yay. We told you that, too.

Yeah, six months by now. And I tell her about these things. And she usually tells me it's not what I tell her about my problem. And she tells me it's not, you know, she gives me like, you know, there's clearly there, you don't have to, it's a project this part of life. You just have to deal with it. You shouldn't hurt yourself. you have, if you really are frustrated, it's best if you talk to someone in my family,

in my family, or anybody, you know. Yeah, like a good friend, right. To help your place. Basically, you know, I haven't, I don't know, as you know, I don't have a girlfriend and I haven't been laid. I haven't been, I haven't been, I'm not actually in the rush to, I'm not in the rush to look to be looking for a relationship, you know, I don't feel I'm not, I don't feel like I'm ready.

So right now, so I have to focus on other things. I actually talked to my female cousin about, about the question that I was looking for, that question, because it's still been bothering me. It's still been bothering for months. And she said, it's, just tell that you haven't, you've never been. he told me the same thing you say you've never been in a long-term relationship. I explained to her that, like, I have to focus on myself together, to focus on myself to fit the qualifications that the girl is looking for.

Like, for example, if I want to get a good-looking girl, I'm not going to get a good-looking girl because I'm overweight, so I have to, like, lose weight. Is that what she said to you? Is that what she told me? No, that's what I was thinking, basically, you know. but she tells me I put too much pressure on myself. You do, yes.

Because there's no need to be in a relationship because, you know, I feel really bad because I feel really bad. I feel upset because, like, my peers, and my peers are already married. And I'm 27, they're 27. Oh, God. They're married and have kids or whatever. And why am I not, you know, why am I not in having a girl, why do I not have a girlfriend or not married? She said, she told me, don't worry about it, you know.

You shouldn't, there's no, you shouldn't, you don't have to be pressured to, there's no pressure to be in a relationship. You can, to be a relationship. You could be, you could wait until you're 40. It shouldn't really matter. And it shouldn't really matter, you know. So, and I don't really go to bars because I don't drink and it's not for me. So I kind of thought it through and maybe it's just best if I find some activities that I like to do or that regarding my hobbies or issues. Tommy gave you that advice.

And they are goals. Uh-huh. And if there are girls, if there are girls there, since it might be girls there. And if I find a girl that I like, I just go in and try to go for it and see what happens. Okay. Yeah. I think Tommy told you that too as well. Listen, I think it's great. Your cousin sounds very smart. You sound more clear about who you are and what you want because I think a while ago you really felt this pressure that you had to have a relationship and you really thought that you actually really wanted one. And now you're admitting that you're not ready for it. And I think that that's a good, I think that that's very honest of you and that's probably more of the truth than that you really wanted one a long time ago. You know what I mean? So I think that that's great. You don't need to want to be in a relationship at all times. You know, if you're

working on yourself right now and figuring things out and taking it slow that's cool and just getting involved in other things that's fine can i say something real quick sure of course yeah you did say that i have a commitment that i have a commitment issue i thought about that and it's like maybe maybe there i realize that i do because a lot of times like when i do something i do something I do something for a while I stop doing it. That means I don't really commit to much. So basically, if I don't commit to what I'm... Like, for example, when I do it, I exercise for three months and I lose weight,

and then a couple months later, I stopped doing it for whatever reason. So if I can't commit to, like, achieving my goal, my weight loss goal, time I'm going to commit to a relationship so basically I have to like you know focus on myself before find focus finding myself or something before finding somebody else maybe because like it's hard to fall in love with someone you know and uh it's scary and and even with the weight loss I think sometimes when you're used to sort of being in a certain position or whatever it is you know, it's very hard to sort of be open to something better for yourself. A lot of times people self-sabotage things, you know, like people that are overweight, they

start losing weight, they start feeling really good. And there's some sort of like evil part of you that will come in and be like, no, like, because there's a part of you that's used to being overweight and used to being that person and doesn't want to be somebody else. You know, and sometimes it's like we hold on to negative parts of ourselves just because it's comfortable, you know? And when you start to let go of it, some part of you gets freaked out and like makes you go back. So, you know, listen, I think honestly you could, there's plenty of people that

have issues that you have and they're in relationships. You can have a relationship whenever you want it anytime and you want it. It's just a matter of, you know, being open to it. I think it's hard for you because you say, like, you feel things really intense and you think about things a lot and that's just who you are. So it's always going to be a little bit more scary for you because you're, you know, you're analytical and you're complex and, you know, you think about things. And that's like sort of hard to do and let relationships happen because you have to just have to, you know, do it. And, you know, so it's going to make that kind of stuff a little bit harder for you. But I think that you could, when you're ready to have a relationship, you'd be great in a relationship.

It's great that you're talking to somebody. They'll help you sort of navigate that when you do meet somebody. But I think that starting with yourself and starting to learn how to commit to things that'll make you happy yourself, I think is a great story. start. And you could always, you never know, if you're open when you'll meet somebody, you know, and you're not the type of guy, like you said, that drinks, or you're not going to go out to a bar and pick up checks. You know, it's going to just happen in your life at some point when you're ready to do business because eventually when you want to learn about women and everything, you have to have relationships. Eventually, you have to start having them so you could learn some shit. You know,

learn trust, learn what you're afraid of. Sometimes you don't even know what you're afraid of in a relationship until you start actually having them because nothing comes up unless you're putting yourself in that vulnerable position. But I think it's great right now that you know for yourself that you're not interested in sort of having a relationship and you're okay and you're working on yourself and you're doing other things.

And you sound a lot better than you did it a year ago, I got to say. I mean, you definitely move forward and that's what life's all about. Yeah, you know. I was fully expecting. I'm not the only one. I feel like, you know, realize like I'm not the only one that that feels like you know being rejected you know it's like it's a bad feeling but I'm not the only one because every there are other people that feel it

totally but they do succeed that the reason that they fail but then I realize but then what I what I see is that they feel more times than they succeed and that's why they have the ability to keep going and achieve their goals. Yeah, let me tell you something that I told my friend recently, because I've always had commitment issues all my life. And recently, the past couple of years, I've been trying to have a baby and make some changes in my life. And all I've done is fail at that.

Like, I've had a lot of failures in that area of my life. And it's been the greatest lesson for me and the greatest thing. And it's totally helped me with my commitment issues. Like, I don't really feel like I have that commitment. any commitment issues anymore. I don't feel as devastated or as afraid to sort of just fall for somebody anymore like I used to because I think what the deep, deep down thing about a fear of commitment is is a fear of failure, you know, and so what happens with people that commitment issues is they keep their lives in a certain way that they fail very minimally because

they're never putting themselves in positions to really fail, you know? So if you do that and you start to get used to it and you realize that you're okay and you could deal with it, you start to trust that you'll be all right. And then you're okay to sort of fully fall for someone. So for me, the cure of my commitment issues has been to fail a million times to the point where I'm okay with failing. I'm okay to fully say I want something so much and not get it and then still pick up the pieces and keep moving forward and be okay with that and do it again. Do you know I mean. So I think you're right with the failing thing. You have to fail. You have to be rejected. You have to fully commit to something and have it not work and then realize you'll be okay. And then

you're fine. Does that make sense? Yes. You know, so it's a fear of failure. And the only way you get over a fear of failure is to fail and to allow yourself and to put yourself in positions where you actually go for big things in your life, you know, and really take a risk. That's what it's about. So yeah, everyone gets rejected. Everyone gets knocked down. There's no successful person out there that has like really great things that didn't fail a million times. The difference between them. Sometimes I get the thing like when you see certain celebrities like Jay-Z or Beyonce or LeBron James, they never, they seem like, you know, some of the media, like they always say like they always, they're always succeed. They never fail at anything.

I'm not sure. I believe that. No, they've probably failed in a million things before they got to where they are. Go read Russell Simmons, like, books and stuff. He's really good at, like, all that stuff. I mean, listen, there is a certain, there's different people, and different people have different things put on them. You know, some people are able to succeed and not have to go through the failure lesson that much because they have healthier childhoods and they don't really need to learn that.

But certain people have different ways of being raised, and they have different issues and they have different lessons, you know. But most people, successful people, have tons of struggles. They just don't sort of pay attention to them and they move forward and they just keep going. And that's what it's about. And I think, you know, that's why biographies are really great. Because if you really watch anyone's biography, like the full thing from beginning to end, you see that everyone's life has huge ups and huge downs.

And, you know, the most successful people have huge losses and huge gains. And it's just like everything is proportionate. Like you're going to get, you know, the more you sort of risk and to take a chance to have big things, the more likely you will get big things. If you keep everything small and you take small risks, then you're going to have small gains. It's equivalent. Do you know what I mean? So just I think you're doing, like I said, I mean, I actually think you're doing really good. I was so sure that I would talk to the same exact person that I talked to a year ago.

And you're not the same person. Like you're really not. And I think that that's really great. you're more clear-headed, you're getting help, you speak better about what's going on, and you're more, and you're talking to more people. Like, you're talking to your cousin, you're talking to your therapist.

Like, you're literally changed, and I think that that's great, and you've changed for the better. Yeah, I don't have talked to a lot of people. You don't need to talk to a lot of people. You're talking to the right people. Your cousin sounds super smart, and, you know, you listen, you don't want to put your shit out there to everybody.

because there's a lot of stupid people out there and people will say bullshit things to you. So you know, you're talking to your therapist and you talk to your cousin and you don't need to talk to everybody about it and you talk to me. I don't even know who you are. These are all safe people to talk to

and that's who you need to be vulnerable with. You don't need to put your shit out there with everybody. So what I mean is that you're at least talking and you're talking to the right people and that's all you need. You know, two smart people, better than 10 fucking imbecils and a lot of people are so stupid

And your cousin actually sounds smart. She gives you great advice. And, you know, you have a great therapist because obviously she's good because you're changed. You're a better person for having, you know, gone to six months of therapy. I think therapy is great and I think it's good for you and stick with it. Okay. Okay. No, serious.

I really expect it to be like, oh, God, Tuna, go fucking talk to a girl. And I really swear. And you're actually very different in a good way. So I think that's great and you should pat yourself on the back and that's like you know that's you facing your fears Yeah, and that's what it's about so you should be proud of yourself Yeah, yeah, I feel good. Yeah, I feel You sound good, you do you sound good and you are better It's like I'm taking baby steps like you said

It's not gonna it's not gonna all turn to it's not gonna be all Not gonna be instant success right away, you know But small successes are important. I mean, it's not like baby steps. For you, you're taking big steps forward. Sometimes when you feel like you're doing nothing and you're just sitting there talking about a problem and trying to figure it out,

you don't realize that is doing something. Do you know what I mean? Just wanting things to be different is doing something, you know? And then sometimes there's these, you know, these times where it really feels like there is a big change. But even when you don't think you're changing, If you're trying to change, and that's what you're focused on, you are changing. So you're taking big steps, I think, forward, and I think that's great.

Yeah. Yeah, so great. Like, you know, we'll talk again soon. Like, when you're going to meet a girl soon one day when you're ready for that. And that'll be really exciting, and you'll be dealing with a whole bunch of new things to conquer. You know what you're next lesson. But right now you're tackling what you need to tackle, and I think that that's, that's a good place to bay.

So congratulations. It was a good, I'm glad. Thanks. Okay, so keep up the good work and keep in touch with me. And when you get a girlfriend, you call into the show, even if it's not like, you know, whenever that is. Okay. Okay, tune up. All right, that will.

Thanks for the update. All right. Glad you're doing well. All right. Bye. All right. Thank you. Bye-bye.

Bye. Hey, King Tut. How are you? I'm good. Okay, so listen, so I already talked about on the, intro like what your deal was you were this guy you were actually like one of my first callers you were a guy who is screwing your best friends brothers ex-wife or wife like he had massively cheated on her like it was a bad sort of ending so that's why i think we didn't feel bad for him because

it wasn't like you were doing like i was on your side because it's like he really fucked her over i felt like she was rebein fucking you Tommy i think thought that she was going to wind up having copying feelings for you because you guys were having this like ongoing sexual relationship that nobody knew about, not the husband and not even any of your friends. That's why you called into the show because you had nobody you could really talk about this with, right? Yes. And so what happened?

Did you wind up getting caught? Basically what happened was my friend's family always goes away in the wintertime for about a week. And she convinced his family to take her kids with them so that we, she'd have no kids for the week that they were gone and we would spend the week together. Right. So we figured we're going to have a lot of fun. I packed a whole bunch of different things like a blindfold and some other like little toys and stuff that have fun within the bedroom. Plus just some other stuff just to have fun for the whole week.

Because what you were typically doing before that is you would have to like, you were like wearing a hoodie and sneaking into her basement, right? I mean, that's. So this would be like really kind of great because you guys could just like do it and not have to worry and there was no sneaking around. because everyone's out of town, right? Yeah, so for a couple of months, it's really just been sneaking in and out, and now it's like they're gone. We have free range to actually enjoy ourselves,

you know, without the idea of having to be stealthed so much. Exactly. Yeah, so one of the first nights that I'm there, when we were having sex, she was wearing a blindfold, and what happened was her phone rang. and I didn't like you know it was hers it wasn't mine and I kind of like just slowed down while we were having sex and I asked her she wanted to answer it she said no and we just kept going um so a little while later the phone rings again and um I just ignore it because she's

ignoring it uh it rained a second third time and once again we ignore it and on the fourth time I was like, listen, maybe it has to do with your kids. You may want to just check to see if it's something important. Yeah. You know, if you're getting so many calls. So she said, okay, so she checked it. And she's like, no, it's my ex. I don't want to talk to him.

And her ex, meaning my best friend, older brother. The cop. The angry cop. Was he away with the family, too? No, he wasn't. Oh, okay. No, he had to work, so he didn't. Okay.

And so she was like, no, it's whatever. I'll just call him later. I don't know what he wants. So I said, well, why you put your phone on silent so it doesn't, like, bother us? So she puts it on silent and just kind of throws her phone on the bed off to the side and puts her blindfold back on. And then we go back to having sex. Now, while we're having sex, I see her phone light up. And I don't know why, but I got this evil idea in my head, and I just thought it would be really, really funny.

So when I saw the phone light up, I reached for it, and I saw it with him calling back. And I answer the phone, and I hold it near. If she's wearing the blindfold, she can't see any of this. And I'm holding the phone. I'm holding the phone near her, and I start, like, just basically pounding into her as hard as I can. And she starts moaning and saying all these sexual things into the phone. And I know he's listening to this because the call was probably, going on for about 30 seconds and then finally he hung up so I just threw the phone off to the

side you know smile to myself and he was like whatever and I went back to having my fun and then probably about okay wait wait king cut right there did you did that make the sex better like that moment right that's why you did it because no logical person not high on a hard cock would do that okay I'm sorry because you're like you're gonna ruin a good thing because you're basically like letting the guy know you're fucking his wife, but you're doing it because you're so horny that that actually was just getting you off even more. You're not thinking probably. It was.

Yeah, I really wasn't. I just thought it was like, it was amazing. It was a high, probably the highest thrill I've ever had. I don't think I'll be able to top that. I always say it, it's kind of sad, but there's something about cheating sex that may, you know, the whole sort of elicitness of it that makes it. that makes it so much hotter, so you add that kind of a thing to it.

It's just like there's something about that. It's so bad to be naughty and how much it turns people on. So did she know that you did that? She didn't now. No, she has no idea, no. Okay, so go on. So two minutes later. About two or three minutes later,

her door bell rings and there's all this banging on her door. And I pretty much immediately have an idea of what it is. Do you bill her in? I glanced through the window and I see his car, though, so I knew it was him. And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm like, well, I don't know why I did this. It's so stupid.

I'm like freaking out. Right. You already came, right? Like, you were done with sex, right? You had, like, everyone had been done. Okay, go on. So she has no idea what it is. She's just like, oh, let me go get the door.

She goes and gets the door. And I'm just listening from her room. and they can't see me from where her door is. But I can hear the conversation downstairs by the door. And he basically the conversation back and forth was just, he was like, what the fuck's going on over here? And she's like, what are you doing? Like, why, you know, what do you want?

And they were just saying stuff back and forth. Basically, he needed the key to my friend's house. But she was like, all right, fine, I'll get it for you. And then he starts coming off with, who are you fucking in here? I know you're having sex with somebody. And she must be like, what the hell are you talking about? I can't see her. I couldn't see her face, but she was definitely scared.

But she played it off like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Get the fuck out of here. And he's like yelling up the stairs. And he's not, he doesn't know it's me, obviously. But he's yelling up the stairs to the person. who he knows is up there. And he's saying, hey, hey, asshole, you're still up there? And, like, just, like, yelling up to me.

And I'm just, like, I'm so nervous. I'm putting my clothes on. I'm trying to figure out if there's any way out of the house besides going down the stairs. Right, because you're upstairs. So you have to, like, basically climb out a window or jump out a second flight, right? Because you're high out.

Yeah. Okay. The only way out would have been down the stairs that I came up, which would have led right to the front door where they were. Right. Oh, my God. So there was no way out. I was pretty much just like, I'm a fit the jigs up.

It's all over. You're going to get shot up. Yeah. So eventually she just got him to leave you. And I mean, the only reason why he needed the key was because he was on duty and he didn't have it with him. And they didn't know. It was cold. So they didn't know if they left their heat on the right temperature of the house.

It was something as small as that he needed the key for. and that's pretty much what ultimately you know when he leaves do you eventually copped to her that you had done that little phone trick did you let her know?

No I she has no idea oh to this she has no idea no idea no she just she assumed that because she wasn't answering the phone that he just assumed that she wasn't answering the phone because she was having sex with somebody like she

basically just when in reality I was the one I answered the phone and he was listening to it. Right, but let me ask you this. When she came back upstairs, were you still scared shitless or were you able to play it off like what the hell is that guy's problem? Like, and you know, not sort of. No, I was scared. I was like, what's going on?

What are we going to do? And she was the one, she was totally calm about the whole thing. I'm like freaking out. It's like shit in my pants. And she's just like, you know, whatever. Don't worry about it. She's like, come on, let's play it out. She wanted to watch a movie.

I'm like, I'm nervous. Yeah. Well, because first of all. To her, yeah. I think to her, she was like, you know, well, serves you right, asshole. I think she was kind of happy about it. That's what I was going to say. You know what I mean?

Of course. Because that guy, what was the cheating scenario again? He fucked their nanny or their babysitter? Oh, yeah. First, first it was the babysitter for the kids. And then the second time was. His secretary. Yeah.

At work. So he really, I always thought in the beginning she was revenge fucking you because that's what women do. I've done it a million times. You just want to go screw someone else. But Tommy's big thing was like, dude, she's going to wind up copping feelings for you, right? I mean, you guys were screwing at this point for how long? I guess, I don't remember when I spoke to you guys before it, but it's a good probably

like five or six months probably. So you guys were together five or six months. You guys, so how did it stopped because of that? Did you, I mean, that was enough for you to be like too freaked out or what happened after that? Before we had even, like, before we even came to the point we were going to spend this week together. When we had, when the idea was there that we were going to be able to do this.

Yeah. She did mention something to me that kind of freaked me out a little bit. it. And she wanted to pretend like we had gotten married. One of the nights that we were there, she wanted to pretend like we had gotten married and it was like our first

night together, something like that. And that kind of freaked me out just a little bit. I can imagine. That's hilarious. You know, that's the difference between men and women. You know, like a poor woman's going to think that and she just thinks that some innocent, fun little fantasy.

and a guy's going to be like, holy shit, she's trying to lock me down. Do you know what I mean? Like to a woman that's hot, to a man that's like, you know, what's hot to you is you're banging her from behind and you're letting her husband hear you fuck her. You know, like she's like hot to her as like, oh, we're married now and we're on our honeymoon.

So this is a difference, you know? So that freaked you out. Do you think maybe you sabotage the situation because you wanted out after that? Like were you getting nervous that she was starting to caught feelings for you? Nah, because like, you know, there was all, even though she said this,

there was still that faint, you know, thing where it was just like, we knew that it would never work out. Because she was older than you, too, right? How old were you and how old was she? I was 20 when it started, and then by the time this happened, I was 21. Right, but she was, you were 20,

and she was like in her 30s, right? How old was she? Yeah, she was 33. Right, and she's got three kids. I mean, what does a 20-year-old want to do with a, you know, a 30-year-old with three kids besides just have sex, you know? And she can't give you what you want either. So you both kind of knew it was going nowhere. So after that, you just stopped because you were too freaked out that you were going to get busted?

Yeah, I was kind of, I was still nervous. So. Was she freaking out? Yeah. Nah, not really. But I think, I think at first she wasn't. But maybe, like, the after a couple of days of us being there, like, it was probably me that kind of freaked her out because I just kept saying, like, look, like, you know, we both knew that this wasn't really going to work out. And I feel like, you know, because of this, it just happened.

Like, we got to be really careful. And she kind of agreed with me. And then, like, we kind of just came to a mutual agreement that we should probably just, like, stop doing this. So, like, I do miss her and she misses me. And, like, we still ask each other how we're doing, like, just to make sure we're all right and stuff, you know. But other than that, it kind of was, like, a mutual thing that we felt it was a good time to end it. And I am upset that it's ended because I had a lot of fun. I mean, it was great.

Yeah. But at the same time, I'm looking at it, like, this makes a pretty bad-ass story. So I think I'm good. Yeah. And you got out with any kind of bullet wounds or black eyes. Like, seriously, you cut your lungs. really in the perfect time because it could have been listen you got caught but you didn't really get caught right nobody to this day none of your friends know right you never told

anybody no right your best you're still best friends with your best friend right yeah yeah you got laid with an older woman and got had all that kind of stuff which I think you know every guy wants that's like a fantasy right so I think it was really smart and you know nothing got messy you guys are still friends because that could have gone really wrong if she started to really like you and she didn't you know because listen if you know if one person wants to stop having sex or stop having relationship and the other person doesn't it's felt to the other person as a big rejection at least she was cool with it you know what I mean and you and yeah there was a reason for it and no one got her I think it's like the perfect ending to a good story that you know you could tell your

grandkids one day or somebody I don't know you know who you know who you You tell that, sir. Yeah, I still see her when I go over there sometimes, you know, and, you know, she'll smile at me when no one's looking. Yeah, you have that little secret. Yeah, yeah. So it's still like, you know, it's fun. But you have no sex with her. Do you have a new girlfriend or anything like that going on for you?

Currently, no, not right now, no. I mean, I'm just really just talking to people. Uh-huh, right. I'm closed for finishing school, so I'm really just stuck on that right now. you know so as soon as I'm I'm finished I'm gonna start you know I'll probably get into the dating scene as soon as I'm done with school and stuff you know right but you guys have not had sex since that time no so that was it no that's right yeah that's it really well you know what I think you did the right thing I mean I don't know about putting the phone up to the thing I mean you really ended your situation by doing that you know my therapist would say that on some level you did that because you wanted it to end because I say you just did that because it just made a horny situation better. Do you know what I mean?

I get that mentality. It's that cheating thing that, you know, anything to make it more illicit gives you a bigger high and you just weren't thinking. It's like a drunk person. I feel like when people are horny that you're like, you know, you're like thinking in the same brain as if you're wasted. You know, you're just not thinking properly. You would have never done that if you were thinking, you know,

straight or you weren't hard. You would have been like, oh, answer the foot. You know, you wouldn't have never. But you did ruin it by doing that. You do know that, right? Yeah, I did, yeah. You went out with a bang, though. It was great, right? That last time. You didn't have to spend a hot, you didn't have to have a fake honeymoon with her, right? That went out the window,

right? Yeah. No fake honeymoon. And now you're 21 years old. You have your life ahead of you. You got the milk thing out of the way, and now you could go have a normal relationship. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so I feel like this is a good ending to your story. It's a happy ending.

I mean, we were hoping for something a little bit more salacious, like gunshots. I don't know, everyone fighting out, like, you know, but you're lucky. You know, you'll have one of those in your life. Everybody eventually does. You know, you might want to get a work. You know what? I mean, to me, if something happens and we end up not being friends anymore, I'm definitely going to let it out then, you know. Oh, but what, you know.

You mean you and her or you and your friend? Me and my friend. I mean, if something happens where he, you know, right, screwed me over, hardcore. You know, maybe I'd turn around and get so mad at him that I would just tell him. Yeah, totally. I get it. You keep that in your back pocket.

It's like ammunition. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's such a heavy artillery. I'll hold on to that one. Okay. You do that, but I'm glad that you called in and let us know about it. It's a perfect, like I said.

I'm glad I could be back. And I check the, I can't believe you guys are doing so well. You have so many podcasts now. Yeah, every week. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. I air them every Sunday, every week. If you know of any, if you have any friends or anybody that wants to call into the show or anyone that you think would be interested, let them know.

I'm always looking for callers. But we like stuff like yours, like really what it is because it's strictly anonymous. The whole thing behind it is people call up. They don't have to tell who they are or where they're from so that they could be really honest with what they're doing. And most people are living like these secret lives. And that's what I'm interested to hear about. Right.

So it was good. And for you, it was great because you had a place to vent out your ship because you were, like, having so much fun and you had no one to really talk about it with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It felt really good telling you guys. And then I used to listen to my own podcast because I thought it was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a good one. Anyway, so thanks for calling in.

If you ever have anything else, Salacious go on. Definitely give me and send an email and we'll have you back on. Thank you so much. Best of luck, guys. Okay, thanks, King Todd. Well, I'll be airing this soon, so I'll send you an email when it goes up. Thank you. Bye.

Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category that I talk about on my show. Like, there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang being girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. And they're all told in the third person. And they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like

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people in there. Everybody shares content with each other and that's what you get to do there. You could post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total strictly anonymous community and you will love it. I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me. a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook, or the paperback. Send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com.

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