Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 059 - Mike from Pennsylvania is Secretly Bisexual

Episode Date: February 2, 2015

Mike from Pennsylvania calls in to talk about his secret life of getting it on with other guys. He started foling around with guys at work when he was just 15 years old and he's continued to fool around with guys throughout his adult life. From blowjobs in bathrooms, to sex with his neighbors hisband, to blindfolded rendevous with random Craigslist guys, he's done it all. Tune in to hear the details.   **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. Conversations with online strangers. We place ads online. Craigslist is definitely the gift that keeps on giving. Real people respond. You go to Singapore or Thailand. You can't not do it. The temptation is just too much.

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I have a bunch of them that are like registers that they're there. I just don't know where they're from. Anyway, so, you know, subscribe to my podcast, write a review. Before I get into what I'm going to talk about on my, on the show today, I've already done the podcast so I know who's on. I just want to talk about my last podcast because I think that I was like totally taken by that guy. You know, after I got off the call, I always sent an email to everybody that I just spoke with saying like, thanks for being on the show. You did great. Blah, blah, blah.

And the guy responded like, yeah, it was a lot of fun. I was really turned on while I was talking to you. And I was like all of a sudden, it just totally hit me that this kid had called in not because he wanted to know those like totally normal questions. I was like, because remember he was like asking the last podcast. He was asking these totally like, these totally very normal questions about sex that I was like, I couldn't believe he didn't know, know these things. But I believed that he didn't know them, but I couldn't believe it. Do you know what I mean?

But I think that really what he was doing was totally pulling my chain. Like I think he knew exactly what he was. He didn't really need to know those basic things. He was just getting me to talk about sex because he was aroused. And I'm like, holy shit, I'm the biggest asshole. I was totally taken by this. it. And I thought here I am talking to like the nicest, most naive color I've had yet. You know, it was so vanilla. And he was asking such basic things. It was very, I kind of couldn't believe it. But like I said, I believed it. And I gave him like, I really talked to him seriously. And I think the whole time I was like being such an asshole because I didn't really get what he was doing. He was just basically keeping him on the phone talking about sex. So he could get a witty. And I don't know if it was as obvious. I'm assuming it was obvious to everyone except me. Right? Like I think I was the only one not in on that joke. And because once he sent me that email, I thought back to everything that went down on the call. And I was like, oh my God, I'm such an ass haul. I got totally played, totally taken. You know, if he was here, I'd high five him. I like to be taken. I like to be made a fool of. I love when somebody is one step ahead of me because normally that doesn't really happen. I normally know what the fuck is going on. And when I don't, I just think it's hilarious. And I got to give that little kid credit because I think that's what he was doing.

And, you know, whatever. He won. One for whatever his name was. Zero for me. But on this call, I have a guy who's, you know, he's not lying. He's not pulling anyone's chain. He's got some really interesting stories to tell. His name is Mike from Pennsylvania. He sent me an email. I was basically like, I have a really hot girlfriend, but I love cock. And I have to say, he uses that word cock a lot. It's not my preferred word for the male genitalia. I prefer wean or something less sexual. But he uses the word cock and he loves to use it. He got a taste of it when he was younger. It was like a secret thing. He's very bi. He's not gay. He has relationships with women. He was married for 25 years. He's with a girlfriend now.

But he totally gets it on with guys on the side. He lost his virginity to a dude when he was very young, like in a bathroom stall experience. He talks a lot about bathrooms and stall and what happens in those bathrooms and stuff. And then, you know, he tells a lot of other stories about a lot of interesting things. Things with neighbors, things with on Craigslist. And he basically, like I said, lives a secret life. And he did. When I got out to phone with him, I sent him in an email and said, oh, thanks.

And he's like, oh, I was very turned on talking about it. But he didn't say it in the same way the kid did. It was more like it was the first time he really sort of talked about what he does on the side because it's like a private thing that he does, no one knows about. And that's what I love doing my show because I get people like that, that. Like literally, it's their first time being able to sort of air out their dirty laundry and talk about what they did. And I think some people are just like he said, wasn't looking for advice. He's just looking and, you know, talk about his stuff.

And he's a really interesting guy with an interesting story. And so stay tuned. I'll be right back on with Mike from Pennsylvania. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail. with your story and your anonymous name.

And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Hey, Mike, you're on the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. How are you? Good, Kathy. How are you doing that? Good. Mike from Pennsylvania.

I know you wanted to know. I know you asked me in your email if you could be graphic. You could totally be graphic on my podcast. You know, you could curse. I'm very potty mouth, though. I work on that. But I think, like, my callers like all the sex stuff. I mean, I know that what you're calling in about is you said that, I mean, you didn't give me much information.

You just said that you have like a really hot girlfriend, but every now and then you flew around with guys. Is that, is that correct? Yeah, that's true. And so let me just get like your regular stats first. So how old are you and how old is your girl that you're dating? And how long you guys been dating for? I'm 48. She's 38.

We've been dating like four years. I've been divorced probably like, well, I've been separated like six and divorced probably two. And when did you have your first experience with a dude? A few years ago when I was, you know, when I was like 14. When you were 14? Yeah. Like before you, and when did you lose your virginity with women? Probably like 16, maybe.

Yeah, because I was driving my car. I was 16, yeah. So you lost your virginity to a guy before you did with women. And what happened at 14? Like, was it like a rape scenario? wasn't mutual? No, no, actually, you know, you know, 14, you're just

starting to, you know, figure out, you know, you're playing with yourself, you know, you're coming's fucking new. Feels good. And then, anyway, I was working at this, this restaurant, it was like, like, like, a hot shops type of thing. And they had, like,

anyway, I was just working there. We did, I was like a bus boy and stuff. And, you know, it was like a main level. downstairs. It was some bathrooms and stuff. And I had to clean the bathrooms at night. And then, you know, I didn't know anything about it. And, you know, once I started going down there, and, you know, I quickly realized there was more going on down there than met the eye.

In the restaurant? Yeah. Oh, like people were getting it on. Yeah, I mean, down, I mean, it was real cool with stuff. You know, there was, you know, people getting blow jobs, the left and right. And, you know, I quickly learned that, you know, You know, hey, I mean, I was, you know, whacking off two or three times a day anyway, so I quickly found another way that, you know, felt amazing. And, you know, I just closed my eyes and that's how it's how it's soaring.

But, okay, but, but, like, walk me through that, like, time where you're, like, downstairs cleaning the toilets. You're 14 years old. Fred, you ever had, like, gay fantasies before that? Like, you're jerking off all the time, right? You're, like, what are you thinking of? Like, are you thinking of chicks? Oh, yeah, totally girls, for sure. Totally girls.

So never a guy, like that. You never thought. Yeah, never a guy. It wasn't really about that. It was more just, you know, about getting off. You know, I didn't care. I just, like I said, I was just, you know, using my hand. And now I had just, you know, wonderful feeling of, you know,

a mouth on my cock first thing. Right, but how did that mouth wind up on your cock? Like, okay, so you're downstairs cleaning the bathroom. You're 14. I don't even think it's legal to work at that point, but you're working. And how do you figure out that, or was it all like man, like guy on guy action in those bathrooms down there? Yeah, I mean, you know,

You know, you, by cleaning the things, and, you know, that you saw stuff on the walls, you know, like, basically just sitting there, like, you know, there was, like, you sit down and you tap your foot, and that was, like, a signal that, you know, that, you know, you wanted a blow job. And so I, I did that, you know, when I wasn't working, I just went there, like, on my off-times.

And, you know, I tried that tap the foot thing, and then, you know, a hand would come down on the side of the stall, and he would just, like, kneel down underneath of it, and then someone would start you know, but how did you figure it out? Did you, were you cleaning one day and you, I still can't figure that out,

were you cleaning one day and you saw somebody else getting a blow job from another guy? Like, how did you know about the tapping and all that shit? Well, like I said, it was written on the wall in there, you know? Oh, it was written on the wall.

And what kind of restaurant again was this? It was just like a diner type of, like a hot shop like that, like a buffet, you know, like, you know, and it was just a, a typical normal place to eat like breakfast, lunch and dinner. It was like lunch and dinner. Right, but so

downstairs though, like nobody else knew this, but downstairs, like the busboys, the cooks, the waiters, like everyone's fucking blowing each other down there. Well, no, it wasn't like everyone, but it was going on. It was happening before, right? Right. It was discreet. It wasn't like, you know,

if you went down and you had to get the rest of the restroom, I mean, you weren't seeing it. I mean, it was, sometimes you were, but I mean, you know, it was, Usually somebody was at those one A couple people in a half that I started seeing Someone usually wants a door Interesting and would you know who's blowing you or is it like a glory hole thing

Where you have no clue Yeah well and we didn't even have it going home at that point But we didn't have a clue No Interesting so you just knelt down one day Let someone blow you You knew it was a dude Yeah yeah for sure

And you didn't care because you're like it's whatever It's getting you off it's better than your hands Right because you know I was doing it two, three times a day anyway, you know, but I'm a day. You're sure young, you know. Right, and did you tell anybody ever about that experience? Never, never. You're the first person about that.

Right. I could have, no, listen, you know, it's so sort of accepted that women could be with other women. So I think, like, you know, women will admit and cop to stuff like that all the time. But it's so not accepted for guys that I think that there's a lot more guys out there like you, like, honestly, that are leading, like, these sort of secret double lives. and they don't tell anybody because it's very taboo. You know what I mean? Oh, absolutely. You know, and it's weird because it's like I wouldn't, I would never,

I only let people blame me. I wouldn't, I wouldn't suck anybody, you know? Actually, I did, I did do one person, and I actually think it was a friend of mine now. Oh, yeah, we'll get to that one, because that's like one of my next questions. But so you don't consider, let me ask you this, though, because I've asked other people on the call this,

like other guys that have been with other guys, like, do you consider yourself by? I mean, I guess, you know, now I do back then. I didn't, you know. I mean, I was all, I mean, I love being with a woman, you know. I have nothing better than, you know. Right, like you love tits and ass and all that stuff. You go down on girls.

Like, you like that all of it. I mean, to me, I mean, my girlfriend's got the sweetest taste in pussy and smelling pussy. Oh, it's amazing. But, you know, I mean, after I've had cock, I mean, I'm on cock, you know. You like that, too. But let me ask, have you ever been fucked in the ass Or do you just do blow jobs? Well, I mean, you know, it's progressed to that.

Of course. Right. Well, so let's get back. So you're 14 and you're getting blown at this place. Like, I guess like you were excited to go to work. Like, that's actually a good. Oh, yeah. Like, and I would go up there was actually, it was in like a mall, you know.

Oh, my God. You know, you could be in the mall. It was like an entrance up at the top. So you could just go down in there into the bathroom. You know, even though my days off, I was going up there because it was, you know, like I said, it was someone blowing me. So apparently everybody that lived in that area that was by, like, if you lived in that underground world, like you knew about this place, right?

It wasn't just workers. It was like anybody that was tapped into it, right? Oh, absolutely, absolutely. Right, and I'm sure there's a lot of places like that. And it still exists to this day. You know, I mean, not that particular place. That place is gone, but. Places like that, right?

Oh, I mean, all the time. What's happening today? Yeah, that's why I do. my podcast because I find it so fascinating. I think it's really interesting that this is the kind of shit that sort of goes down. You know, nobody really talks about it. I mean, all the stuff that people call in about, you know?

It happens all the time, but it's still a same code. If you're sitting in a bathroom, you see someone tap their foot, they do it like three times. They put it up next to that sign. Tap it three times. That means that, you know, you want Cox, you know. Right. That's like the universal I want Cox.

It doesn't know. I wonder if that goes down in, like, the bisexual women's world. I don't think so. But wait, so now you're 14, you're doing it in that area, right? Like, so how do you start to go? Like, I mean, eventually you're, like, you're angry. I could have been. It was probably 15.

It wasn't 14. Okay, whatever. Around that age, you're very young. Yeah, yeah. I was able to drive. But then how did you start getting, like, action with dudes? Because eventually you start hooking up with girls, too, right? And you're dating women.

Were you confused about, like, your, like, was it confusing? to you or did you sort of know like was it cool with you? Like were you like am I gay? Like did you wonder whether you were gay or not? No no because I don't really think I mean like I know I love being with a woman. I don't consider myself gay at all but you know

maybe I am but you know. No I think that's the difference and I don't know if I'm right or wrong about this because like I said I say on my podcast I give unprofessional advice right I'm no therapist or anything I don't read up on anything really so I don't really know but I think that you know bisexuals or people

that are physically attracted to both sexes and sometimes there's different degrees of it, you know what I mean? Sometimes someone has a little attraction to one but much more to another but you know it's like to me it's whoever you actually get emotionally attached to and who you could have like fall in love with like you know what I mean? If that was

like guys for you then you'd be more gay but those that's like in your life you fall in love with women right? Right absolutely and you know I'm only like you know I'm not I fall in love with a nice cock but uh you're not the dude you're not cuddling on the couch watching a movie with the guy.

Right, but you know, I'm definitely working on on the meat if it's there, you? Right. So how does it transition that, like, how do you, like, get the balls, like, to go outside of that bathroom and then start getting it on with guys in your regular life? And did you just start continuing to, like, keep an ongoing secret life with guys on the side?

Yeah, I mean, I've never really had any, you know, I mean, I never really had, every now and then, you know, I'd have a girlfriend, and, you know, just because guys give the best play jobs. There's hands down better blow jobs than any girl. can never give. And, I mean, straight up. And like I said, it's just so fucking good to get it done.

And I never really did it except that one time when I know it was it was my friend in the same, in the same place where it started for me. And he was young too. But, you know, it was just weird. I was the only one I ever did until recently, and I started doing it. What do you mean? That was the only time. Oh, you only did it when you were younger and then you just started doing it again?

Yeah. I mean, like, I really, I mean, I never really, you know, sucked cock until recently, you know, the past couple years. And, you know, I really found myself really enjoy it. And I just, you're right. You blew your friend once? But he didn't know. He didn't know it was me. He did the same thing, probably.

He put his cock on the other thing, and I blew him. How did you know was your friend? I looked up, you know, when he, when he rolled out, and it looked like him, you know, I'm pretty sure. sure. I'm 80% sure. Right. Interesting. But you guys never discussed it or anything. Never. I don't think he even saw me. Right. So after that, you continue to date girls, you fuck girls, like you're, and you don't

blow anybody or have any guy experiences until you're, like, in your 40s again? Yeah, well, I mean, I'd be now and then I would go and get blamed, you know? Because, like I said, remember, like I said, it, to, you know, there's always some place if you're looking to get blamed. But how do you find these places? Oh, you know, like I said, they're, you know, You know, every mall has them there.

You get a bathroom. Bathrooms are cruising spots. You can go to, like, parks, state parks. Really? So it just exists like a lot. I mean, he just job and just, you know, see some guys looking. Just get it down. Really?

Everybody knows what's up, you know? Okay, so when was the first time that you had, like, sort of, like, I mean, I guess it's recently, right, that you're dating? Or did you do guys when you were married? How long were you married for? Probably, like, 25, 20, 20, 20, two years maybe I guess really do you have kids

three three kids and so when you're when you were married for 25 years did you do did you get it on what guys

through that experience like did you blow or get blown yeah I mean a couple times not that often you know right did you cheat on her with women

were you favorite like what's your deal um one watch it twice that's not bad actually yeah yeah so you were pretty monogamous for 25 years

with your wife with both men and women yeah it'll be honest with you I think everybody just gets tired of fucking the same thing. I hate to say it, but, you know. No, totally. That's why I'm surprised that you only cheated on her a couple times.

In 25 years, that's a long time to be with the same person. Yeah. And then, you know, when we started getting separated, you know, that's my, you know, kind of hooked up with my neighbor. And that's what I'm going to start to get an interest. Who's your neighbor? How did you hook up with your neighbor? Man or a woman?

I was a guy. So how did that happen? Well, this is like, this is like when I was still married and then, you know, So anyway, like, all right, my wife and his wife, you know, friends, they were away at the beach or something. I was there at his house and we were, you know, fucked up or something. And I don't know, I ended up just sleeping out on his couch. And then I woke up and, you know, he was blowing me.

Oh, my God. And then I was like, you know, he had moved in, like, you know, a couple years after, you know, a couple years before this. So I didn't really know him prior to this, you know. Uh-huh. And then I was like, what are you doing? And he goes, just close your eyes. And I have to tell I'd never have to happen.

Like, I'd pay that and that, you know. Right. And I was like, I was like, all right. So I did anyway. So now he says it's your turn. And then he, he had the most beautiful biggest fucking cock I've ever seen. Right. And at first I was like, well, I'm just like a maze.

And anyway, so, you know, so I did him. and, you know, I just, I found myself loving it. Blowing him, like blowing him, right. Yeah, blowing him. Blowing him, and then, you know, you know, got into where, you know, he was, you know, he was fucked from me, and he actually, you know, he actually even had me

that fancy, he dressed up in my wife's clothes sometimes for him, so. And you guys did that? Oh, yeah, I did that. I was getting fucked by him a couple times a week. Oh, my God, and where would you guys fuck when, and where were your wives at the time that you guys were screwing?

Well, they worked, and we would go. I mean, we could always get something right. I mean, I mean, I was, he fucking, I could feel his cock in me for like two days later, man. Because he was that big and you loved it. It was just amazing. And, you know, at first you said, you know, I had to break my ass and want to build up because, you know, I wouldn't go take them. You know, that's what I did. And then the rest was history.

Okay, but wait. So he, so you guys get it on that one day and then you guys continue to hang out, like, as couples with each other and your wives. and you guys are sneaking off every now and then and having full on sex? Yeah, like I said, we go out to get some beer or something and I'll be, you know,

you know, I'm definitely going to a cock, you know. Right. And then I definitely, and sometimes we pull it over it and then you know, sell it over everything. We would have got in the country. Right.

So you would do it in the car and shit like that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I didn't know, I said or anywhere said, you know, I was, I mean, whatever, you know, basically, you know, whatever that cock told me to do

I was going to do it. I was just I'm loving it. Right. And did you fuck him in the ass too? No, no, no. You weren't into that. Like, what do they call that? Like, that means you're a bottom.

You're not a top. Yeah, yeah, I'm more of a bottom. I mean, you know, he taught me out of, like, deep-throat him or stuff. But he had, like, about a 9-by-7-inch cock. Oh, my God. Nine inches? That's very long. Yeah, I mean, I was able to take it all.

I mean, he told me how to do it. He taught you how to do it. Yeah, yeah. And he deep throat. throat you? Yeah, he would suck me off too, but, you know, look, you know, I'm not that big, you know. Okay, is he black? No, he's white.

And I would only go out and we got myself this much as my precious. Let me ask you this. I always ask all my callers on a scale of 1 to 10 what they rate themselves. Like, because, you know, I don't know who you are. I don't care who you are, but I just always wonder. Like, well, on a scale of 1 to 10, what do you rate yourself? Well, what do I rate myself? Yeah.

I'm a 7.5, 8. seven and a half eight and was this guy hot or it's more about like for a guy it's more about like the size of his cock that you're into um i like i mean i i'm more i definitely like a nice nice cock and i i really haven't been to me i really haven't you know i haven't considered myself sucking a lot of cocks because i haven't yeah but this guy and you were really getting on i mean how did you get into the um the clothes the dressing up in the wives's clothes like your wife's clothes he wanted me he wanted me to do that so i was in there i had to do it like what he wanted to you know right so what did you wear i mean how many times i just want to get a visual no no i mean whatever he would just do whatever he told me to do but uh you know at least you know you say a couple times a month you to have me dress up you know and you know and i'd have to

put on like garters and like uh stockings and um you know like stuff like that you know i had these um these leather boots leather boots and I'm a tall guy I'm a mask of jail I mean no whatever I have an idea that I like something

That's what yeah No that's what I always know I mean I'm a very Very masking guy And you know I mean I wouldn't But I love it you know No I think that there's probably

A lot of guys like that That people have no clue It's just amazing I just gotta work on swallowing That's really You don't like to swallow Well I mean I like it's shooting in my mouth But I'm just

You know I just I don't know. I'm just not there yet, you know. So what do you do? You spit it out? Yeah, spit it out. I mean, I eat my own calm, but I just... Interesting. You know, I'm sitting there picturing that you're, like, wearing, like, dresses and shit. But no, it was, like, more like the undergarments is what he wanted you to wear as far as the female stuff. He wanted me to be his dirty whore, you know?

Interesting. But he never wanted to get, like, did... Were you the one that was, like, anti-getting on top of him and screwing him? Or did he want it, and you just didn't want to, or he was cool with just being the top? Oh, no, he just wanted to be the top. And I was cool with that, you know what I was just, you know, when I saw his cock, you know, like I said, I never got to suck cock for it, you know. Just that one friend of yours. Yeah, I know it was years ago, you know.

Right. And it wasn't, he might, the guy didn't even know I did. Right. He didn't know as well as he was his friend. But, you know, I mean, I was just mesmerized by his cock and it was just amazing. And I was just like, you know, I was like, I was just like hooked, you know. Yeah, well, let me ask you. I mean, that whole time that you weren't like,

really getting it on with dudes and stuff, where you, when you were jerking off, you know, when you were not with a girl and just, were you having, like, were you getting off to fantasies about being with guys? Like, was that building up inside of you that you knew you'd go back to it? No, actually, sometimes I would go see, like, I would get it, well, like, answer an out or something like on, it wasn't crazy, but something similar to back of the day. Uh-huh. Like, some odd dominates girls that, you know, sort of me with, like, shapples and stuff, you know. Oh, right, right.

so you get off that way. Yeah. What do you look on Craigslist right now for? Are you looking for dudes? Sometimes if I want, you know, I mean, you know, like, actually I blew this guy this morning. So, yeah. You blew someone this morning from Craigslist? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, see, the bi guys and the gay guys are the only ones that are hooking up on Craigslist. I feel so sorry for the straight guys that call me up and they're on Craigslist looking for girls. Like, that's not on there. But dudes are on there, right? Like, you get action from other guys on Craigslist, right? Yeah, it was cool because, you know, this guy wanted, you. and they said a picture one quick, and I did this.

I like doing this like anonymous shit, so I'm like blindfolded myself. You what? So I just, I blindfolded myself and I told him that that's what was going to happen. Uh-huh. Just to come in and I'd be blindfolded upstairs, and that way, I didn't have to see him. I just had this in there. He just fed me his cot, you know? Interesting.

And would you do this in a hotel or do you live? No, I've been in my house. I don't usually do that, but, you know, I was in a mirror for something like that, I said. And you don't live with your girl. I guess. No, I live by myself and my girlfriend lives probably five minutes for me. Like as a woman I'd be so afraid if I was blindfolded and like

that some guy would be walking in it with a shotgun or something. I guess men don't think like that, right? Like you're not worried that you're going to be like fucking killed and already you're like in the victim position blindfolded. You can't see anybody. Well, I saw the dude coming into the house and I, you know, I watched him walk there, you know. Right, right, right. So, you know, and I'm like, I'm, like, I'm,

I'm a pretty big guy. I don't think why don't think he's going to do anything to me, but, you know, I was just in the mood of sucks and cock, you know. Yeah, let me ask you this, though, because I always get nervous for you, poor guys that are living, like, these double lives. And I always think of these crazy things. Like, what happens if you, like, you died tragically tomorrow by accident, you know, in this freak thing and, like, your girl had to go or your kids or your ex-wife had to go through all your stuff and put shit together and, you know, and would they, like, are you smart about hiding this stuff? or is this all on your phone and in your computer? Like, where do you do this business? Yeah, I mean, I do have like, you know,

I usually use my telephan. I mean, my check telephander to get online. So I guess there's always going to be a trail. Right. I do have, I do have, I guess what you call. Like I call it my bitch bag if I need to get, you know, just up stores. Because, you know, after that my neighbor got me doing it,

and I kind of like it, you know. Oh, so you have what you call a bitch bag. And in that bitch bag, you have like bras and panties and shit like that that you could dress up for other dudes? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Do you do that with your girl? I would want to, but I'm afraid to ask her, you know? Yeah, you might not want to.

Yeah, I mean, I would love to have her like, fuck me with a strap on, but I'm a traitor to. Yeah, you know, I've had a boyfriend once that wanted that, and I thought I was like, hmm, you know, like, what the fuck does that mean? And I think he, or he told me, like, his last girlfriend wanted to do that. I was like, is he trying to hint to me, you know? I mean, you could always feel her out, like, in a weird way like that, you know? Yeah, I mean, I really dig this chick, and, you know, I just don't want to. I mean, she's cool.

I'm, I've done shit with her. I mean, I got her to squirt. I mean, I've got really good to squirt. And she was never able to squirt before? No, I mean, I've got really good techniques. I love learned and, and, and she's tough because, you know, my girls come really easy. She's a hard. I want her to make calm, but I got her to squirt, and she loves it, you know.

Right. But let me ask you. this. Do you use condoms when you're with these dudes? Oh, absolutely. Okay, cool. And so she, like, so you just said before, like, you're very masculine. Like, if I was sitting next to you in a bar or your guy friends or your children or your ex-wife or even this girl, like, if they found out that this was your deal, would they be

totally shocked? Oh, yeah. Like, no sign of it. And you're right. Like, where's that bitch bag? Where do you keep that bitch bag? I always get nervous for things like that because that's, like, the shit that gets you in trouble.

I live by myself, so, but, you know. Yeah, but how do you know? She has to, doesn't she ever go to your house and wait for you or any shit like that? No, no, no. How long, you, you've been dating four years? I just moved into this place, so she doesn't really have been here. She's good. Okay, make sure that bitch bag is, like, really hidden or, like, I don't know, you know?

Because how are you going to, like, what are you going to say about that? Yeah, that's kind of hard to, too, I definitely got to, maybe, like, put it somewhere else or get rid of it or something. So you like, though, to still, so you're still, when you're cruise guys on Craigslist and shit, I mean, I think it's really interesting that you get into the whole anonymous thing. So you like to be blindfolded and you let these guys know and then they come over and they just blow you and then... No, they don't blow me. I want to blow that.

Oh, blindfolded. See, now I'm at the point where, like, he got me to be like a, basically like a cock sucker, you know? Right. You like to be like the slave. Like, you like to be the submissive. Yeah, I'm in and I'm and I just, you know, I want to get good at sucking kicks, you know?

Well, you could deep throw. Yeah. just have to learn you could deep throat right you said yeah yeah I mean I do a good job I I only get them to come but I just do that go learn to swallow and I don't know if I really want to swallow anyway you know I'm cool with it just shoot in my mouth well let me ask you this do you like it when someone swallows for you like what do you prefer like do you give a does your girlfriend swallow or not oh yeah absolutely right imagine if she said oh hold on right after you came and she went and like you know gagged in the toilet how would you feel

yeah yeah I don't know ideally I'd like to find like, you know, another, you know, like, said my neighbor that from before, he ended up leaving away, and, you know. I was going to ask how that ended. I would love to find, you know, another, you know, just have, you know, one guy just, you know, work there, you know, as needed.

Right, because it's like any, it's like any kind of booty color long-term sexual relationship. Like, you learn more from those people because you could communicate and talk and really get to know each other and help each other out with stuff. Exactly. To me, I'm not about anything but, you know, to talk, you know.

I mean, I want to be a good cocksucker, and I want to, you know, take it anywhere he wants to give it to me, you know. But like I said, I'm very masculine, and no one knows that I do this. What do you do for a living? I'm an electrician. You're electrician. And so you have it, besides that one friend when you were younger and your neighbor, have you come into contact with anyone else you know, or basically every other dude is, like, a stranger to you? No, I ever really know. I mean, nobody knows.

actually this my wife worked with this gay guy once and we had a Christmas party and I did walk walk out and it was like upstairs balcony and I was just I was just fucking with him I walked out and was like stricken my car so I could see it you know

but he was you know he was he said something but he didn't say he wasn't going to he wasn't going to wrap me out but you know I was just fucking with him you know right exactly and so when you're neighbor left like you guys didn't keep in contact? Well he moved out of state

so I mean it's like you know I think that it happened anymore you're lucky you got out of that without getting caught like neither one of your wives ever found out no but I miss it man I mean God he used to fuck me so good and it was just I don't know

It's chemistry you just had really good chemistry plus he was really huge that's hard to find if you're only attracted to white guys Mm-hmm right? Yeah yeah I mean I just, you know, just my thing. I mean, I, I, it took me a lot just, you know,

to be able to suck a cock, you know? Right, but now you love it. Yeah, I mean, you know, but, you know, I like big cocks, you know, I mean, you know, the guy today was, you know, he wasn't anything special, but, you know, it was still nice.

Right. Do you make out with these guys? Like, is there a lot of, like, other kinds of stuff? Definitely not. I wouldn't go to do that. I always wonder. No way, right?

Yeah, I mean, I couldn't do that. You know, I mean, you know, And the only thing I like is, just like I said, is sucking talk, you know. And to me, if I would have never thought I would like it, but it really's hot, you know. Right. And you, and you actually, and you also did you, I mean, your first experience with a man screwing you in the ass was with your neighbor, right? Yeah, yeah, man. You know, he'd get, like I said, he told me used a Dilda first.

And where did you have that Dildo? Was it your wife's, or was it, did you just go and get one of your own? No, actually, he bought me one. you know and then you know and then they said use this and then I had to go up another one and then you know if I was able to do that he said I'd be ready

right and then he he went easy on me at first man but God it just felt so good just you know just feeling him in me you know and how many times because he lived right next door like how many times would you and him get together a couple times like a weekly thing a monthly thing

yeah usually definitely like twice a week and they'd fuck me you know And I mean, sometimes I blow them in another time. Oh, my God. Your wives had no idea. This is what's so interesting to me when the shit is going down and nobody knows. It's like Brokeback Mountain, but you guys didn't even have to go on fishing trips. No, it's cool.

But, I mean, like I said, I mean, I don't know. I mean, he just had a huge cop and I guess guys are a big dick. You know, they just do what they want, you know? I don't know. I don't know. It's just like, you know, people get addicted to them, you know. Yeah. but then the dressing up thing he got you into it and you like that like you eventually

well you know it was kind of hot because you know that's what i knew i had to do what i had to do to get that kind of you know right and that's what you like and that's what you you do you use that in your fantasies now with these guys from craigslist like with the blindfolding and then do you get into yeah yeah that kind of takes me back to you know to being his dirty little or you know right and so you and how many people do you pick up on craigslist you do that on a regular basis not not very often you know not very often No. I mean, I'll call, and usually you can call, like, chat lines,

and I'll just, you know, do like some phone sex or something. Oh, those chat lines really, yeah, a lot of people tell me about those chat lines. Like, but you don't ever, do you ever take it off of the chat line or that's just something that you do is like phone sex? Yeah, just the phone sex. And then, like I said, you know, crazy, this is just every blue man thing, you know. Is it what? It's every, every, every blue moon, every now and then.

Every blue moon, yeah. I mean, I put advertising there, and I can't tell you the kinds of stories and the kind of people I get. I mean, everybody's on there looking for shit. And I feel like, like I said, the gay guys or the bi guys are luckier because there's, you know, other dudes are on there like you looking for the same thing. There's not a lot of women, though, unless their hookers are escorts. You know, it's hard to find a legit girl on there. It seems like, you know, if you do act, like you said, like you said, they are hokies or escorts. Because if you're out, respond to one on the women's side, it's typically in service or something to that.

Yeah. And so do you ever like, I mean, do you feel like being with these men, it's just a totally different thing. like when you go home to screw your girl or you're screwing your girl, like does one take away from the other or does it add or is it just two totally separate things? To me it's two totally separate things, you know? And you love it equally both?

Yeah, I mean, I love, actually, I mean, I love being where the woman were, but I love, I love, you know, a feeling of a cock in my mouth and knowing that, you know, that I may have come and I did a good enough work for it to shoot, you know? Mm-hmm.

It's like, you know, it feels like I get something, you know. And I just, you know, I learned to, you know, learn to basically be a bottom. And I like, I like things in my man, you know. Right. But you have that same feeling for a woman, too? Absolutely. And I'm, like I said, I'm very good. Like I said, I got some of them told my hands are amazing, you know.

I can do stuff more things with my hands and get women to become more ways in the air. the name rest of it I've ever had I'm not bullshit on that so no I believe you because some people can't squirt like your girl never squirted before and she knew were the first one that got her to yeah and she's hard to even make to come anyway you know to come

regularly so that must make you it give you that same sort of satisfaction of like you know giving a great blow job to somebody you're just like a pleaser you like to please yeah absolutely yeah absolutely I do that I guess that's true and you do you ever get worried about getting caught No, I'm only done. I would love to, I would love like so.

I would love to have, you know, be with my girlfriend and, you know, have her, you know, see me suck on a big cock or, you know, getting fucked, sucking a cock or something. Yeah, that's a hard call. I'm afraid I'd leave her, you know what I mean? Yeah, what kind of girl is she? Is she like, you know, like what's her deal? What does she do for a living?

She works in the fashion industry. Right. And she's really hot. You said on a scale of one to ten, what is she? She's like a eight, she's like 10 years younger to me, so. Right. And you got, go ahead. No, no, you go on.

No, I mean, and she's really cool. So she's got the, I tell you, I mean, she's got this, her pussy. I mean, I like shade pussy, but her, she's an Italian girl, and she has some hair on her pussy. It smells so good. You like it? I mean, if I could bottle that smell is just amazing, you know. I'd use it as perfumous. I mean

Pussy perfume No I mean The other girls got their own scent But I mean hers is just amazing Right And do you think you're going to marry this one too Are you looking to get married ever again or no I'll probably marry her again

She wants to me to get married soon But I just got divorced So it's got to be a little bit Right How long you've been divorced for Divorced for two years But we've been separated Or haven't been to guns

I was Going on 6 I guess Right So like you've never Like I mean a part of you would love to sort of be open and let this sort of side of you show to your girl, but you don't think she'd be into it, right? I mean, it would be hard to find a girl

that totally would be. Yeah, I don't know exactly, and I don't want to lose it, you know? I mean, I, you know, she's made comments before about, you know, fucking me with a strap on, so, I mean, I never should do that. Yes, I mean, I don't know, she's, so she's made comments, like, every

guy, I think you're watching, Pulpiction or something, she goes, made a comment, like, she goes, oh, every guy wants to be fucked with a strap on, you know? Right. And she's made comments like that So I mean that would be nice Yeah that you got to take one of the That's like you're when she makes those weird comments

Like that's when you need to That's like the window of opportunity That that kind of shit happens You know what I mean? Like what's that I've said so yeah I mean that would be kind of cool No you should have been like really Like have you ever done that?

Like you were I don't know Like I don't you know like you know Like you could say that you're open Like you know I don't think I think if it comes up in the right way I had a guy I dated a guy that, like, he was, like, totally into having things in his ass.

I never fucked him in the ass with it, with anything, but he wanted stuff inside his ass, and I don't think he was gay or, you know, but he was, it was like, he was just open-minded. So I think when she says something like that, you have to be like, yeah, you think, like, did you ever do that? Like, what, you know, and act, like, sort of naive about it, but open to maybe trying. Yeah, I don't have to try that because, I mean, like, ideally, that's kind of what I want, you know, me? Right. and then we can do whatever, you know.

I just like to have fun, basically, you know. Right. I like women more. I mean, you know, I do know. I mean, I've really started to enjoy sucking dick. And it doesn't mean that I'm a fag, I guess maybe it does. But, you know, people would say different. It definitely means you're by.

I think a lot of straight men that are like homophobic would be like, you suck a dick, you're fucking gay. But I don't think so. I think, like, there's a difference between being bisexual and being homosexual or heterosexual. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I think you're right on that. Yeah, I mean, you don't, you've never fallen in love with a guy.

You just like to use guys for sex. And I would never, I would never even kiss with me. I would think that that's gross. Right, it's more women. So I think that that's just straight up bisexual. And like, I think that, you know, a lot of people are bisexual. You know, if there's a scale and some people are totally homosexual and some people are totally heterosexual, and a lot of people fall in the middle of that scale, that's what I believe.

You're very 50-50. And I think a lot of people are just lying to themselves Totally They are I mean it's cool You know It's cool for guys And see two girls kissing

Boy we're making out And that's fucking hot You know But you know God was sick There's two guys Got it now Oh yeah

You want to know how many guys I used have a male co-host On but he doesn't do it with me anymore But he and he owns a gay bar He's a straight guy But he admitted To be He copped to being

Blown by a Tranny And then I can't tell you After like he copped to it And I had all these guys on my podcast Calling up but like copping to getting blown by trannies and shit. Like I asked a lot of my guy friends, and I can't tell you how many people copped to it.

Either they copped to actually having it happen or they were interested in it. You too, right? I did it once, yeah. You did, right? Fuck yeah. Yeah. So a lot of guys. Yeah.

I told the guy recently I was dating because I was like, oh, did you ever, like, were you ever into like trin? And he was like maybe being blown by your training. I'm like, okay, like are you into dudes? He's like, no, not at all. I said, well, if we watched like, if I put on a gay person, porn, right? And I turned it on and I put my hand on your dick, like, do you think

you get hard at all? And he was like, he was like, oh, no, no, no. Like, maybe I just would because it's just sex. I was like, okay, whatever. There you go. Like right there, that fucking test, you know? I think a lot of men might be slightly by, just like a lot of women are. And it doesn't mean anything. I think people are

so freaked out that it means that you're totally gay or changes, whatever, but maybe it doesn't, you know? Yeah, I mean, it's just, it is what it is. You know, I mean, it's bottom line, as you just, you know, as long as you're and you have fun, I don't think of it like that. Yeah, if you were fucking all these guys without condoms, I'd be like, oh my God, I would feel so sorry for them.

I'm not fucking anybody, you know. I mean, it's like, you know, I mean, and also, I only, I haven't really, only haven't really been fucked in a long time. So I haven't had that happen. Really in a long time, I just started sucking talk again, you know. Right, and you don't do that with a blow job, do you? No. Right, you don't, I don't, but I don't think you get anything from, like,

putting a dick in your mouth. Yeah, I mean, I guess. you can get it something but you know like so I'm not swallowed right right you know not yeah I mean well I mean like sort of it was a nice I mean if it was a nice piece of me that might swallow right and so you know I mean yeah but like so this morning you got blown by a guy just coming to your house from Craigslist and like well I I I did the blowing no I mean I'm sorry you did the blowing with the with the thing with the guy in Craigslist but like is that where you typically go or you have places where you tap your foot too I mean no I don't

I got tap in the foot thing is this universe so I haven't done that in years but that still works right so every now and then you'll go to Craig's list behind your girlfriend's back

and do it I think yeah I think it's great like listen it's cool that you're like would love to have this be a part of your relationship and so that you're not living like a totally separate life

but you definitely have to like wait for a moment you guys drink together yeah I mean it's just cool man I mean I do shit like a thing her ass and a fucking I mean we do some

some cool stuff you know and you know She, you know, I tell her I'm unlocking her in her slot. You know, I mean, then she gets pretty turned on, you know. Right. Does she ever, like, put her finger in your ass? You know, I mean, I look her ass. I mean, once, sometimes I just sit down and I just, you know,

I have her, like, sit down, like, just feed me her ass. I just look at, you know. Right. She goes back and forth on it and twirls it around. I mean, it's hot, you know, she's a hot girl. Right. And, see, what I don't get. We have, we have fun of it, you know.

I guess, I mean, maybe I should, maybe we should just, you know, like put on some porn or something and maybe should bring up that that stop on the guy or do. Yeah, or even like start off with like doing something with your ass. Like this is what I don't get why guys are so like assphobic. Like it's weird.

I don't, I mean, I fuck you in the ass and I'm always looking. No, no, not her. No, I'm saying her like, I've asked guys like, do I want me to put my finger in your ass? Like, I don't see why a guy wouldn't like that because it feels so great for a woman. I mean, assholes or assholes. Like, I mean, if it feels good for me. Stick it in.

If it feels good for me, why doesn't feel good for you? Exactly. Stick it to fuck in there. Does your girl do that to you? No, I mean, she doesn't do that. I never asked you, you know, but. Yeah, if you start with stuff like that, do you know what, what's the big deal? You know, like, I don't think it's a big deal.

We do everything anyway. It's like I said, we're just, you know, that's the good thing about being with same person. Totally. You learn new stuff about your opponent. Yeah, that's like the guy that wanted to buy the butt plugs. one for me, one for him. Like, I mean, that's how it came up. We weren't, I didn't just meet him.

You know what I mean? It was after a long time of being with him and being very comfortable and being really open mind that he was like into it. And he didn't give a shit what it meant or whatever. And I didn't think, oh my God, you're gay. Like, I don't know. It doesn't mean anything. It just means like having a fuck.

And like honestly, the way I, like when guys are like, no way, get your finger away and they're really, it's like it doesn't make sense to me because I think that like, you know, what does it mean if you have something in your ass? from a woman. Like, it's not the same, it doesn't mean you're gay, like the actual act. Like,

you know what I'm saying? Like, a girl goes down on a girl when she's having lesbian sex, but if a guy goes down to me, it's not lesbian sex. It's a guy going down to me. Do you understand?

Like, so if a girl's putting something in your ass, it's not being a gay. It's just liking something in your ass. Well, and once you, once you got it in there, you like, I don't like it.

Let it in. It feels good. There's so many nerve endings in there. That's what people don't. You know, you know, like the guy singer's in it, the girl's always, just let me stick the head at me, you know? Well, that's all you need.

Just the first inch inside, take that head and just throw it around. It's just amazing, you know? Yeah, you need to, like, get your girl drunk or, like, whenever the next time she brings up that thing is or talk about it and just literally act like you're very naive, but you'd be kind of open to it or, like, trying it. Like, you know, act like you're, you know.

Yeah, first time, right, yeah. Yeah, totally. Don't ever let her know how expected you are. fucking a girl in her ass with it. She's like, oh, I've never done it before, but she dies it right in there, you know? Yeah, it's funny, but it's, you know. Yeah, you're going to have to be like a little bit.

You're going to have to play the little, I don't know how good of an actor you are, but yeah, act like you don't really know. Or do it like when you're a little bit wasted or something, you know? Yeah, right. We can play it off. It sounds cool. Yeah, act like, you know, it's like by accident, you know, you're into it. And then you're really into it and then you, but I mean, getting to, like,

to the place where she would actually watch you get a, Fuck by other guys and stuff? You know, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if I could get there. I just, I mean, I just, sometimes I just have this fantasy in my mind and I'm going to jerk off to, you know. Yeah, sometimes fantasies are better to keep it, yeah, in your house. Because in reality, it might be, it might ruin your relationship to bring a third person in. I don't want to do that.

I'm like, so I can see myself be able to this girl anyway. So I don't think I'm fucked up. I think I'm a normal guy, you know, but, you know, hey, I'm just, I'm being honest. There's a lot of other guys out there that do this shit that they do with, I don't do this, but whatever. Listen, Mike from Pennsylvania, this is what I do for a living. I listen to people like you. I don't think it's fucked up.

Other people might think so, but people just think, first of all, people take sex so seriously, and they, you know what I mean? Or they just think it's so, like, whatever. You know, we're very prude in this country. I think a lot of people are doing a lot of things sexually that nobody knows about. That's, like, really interesting to me.

That's why I have this show and people call on. And so you're no different than anybody else with your little thing that's happening. I don't think you're fucked up. I think you know exactly who you are and you're doing exactly what you want you're being safe you know some people would be like oh my god he's cheating

on his girl you know but like I don't get into that shit you know that's what you do and I think you know once you're dating her maybe you know 20 years from now maybe you'll bring a third person into the equation but right now I think if you know you could get off on her doing stuff to you so you don't have to go out and do it with other guys

I think that would be great yeah I think that's where I'm headed and my favorite guys out there is that you know it's like is just like sucking a cock's not so bad don't knock it to your child I mean I tell you you find it I mean some of them are beautiful you know let me tell you I get over that

me just close your eyes and just just work it and it's I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna know how many guys love to suck cock or looking to do it by how many hits I get on this podcast I could you know I could look at the analytics all the time and it's so interesting to me the the more taboo or like you know the

more hits it gets. And it's like people are listening, not just because they're interested. I think it's because it's like maybe a fantasy. You know, they could relate in a way. So it'll be interesting to see how many people download this. I mean,

I'm going to title it something so that people know. And then we'll see how many guys are really. I think that there's a lot of guys like you. It's just that it's so not accepted that people don't cop to it at all. Well, you just got to be safe. And I don't, I don't, you know, I don't, you know, go out and do, you know,

it's just got to be safe. and it'd be great to find so that one guy that I had and he's really been the only guy that's really really fucked me but I mean that's the way to go and it's just gotta be safe or have some fun to know

do what you know do the three taps because in any bathroom you do a three tap you could get a free blow job absolutely and I bet that's just she still works

you know I mean I know that she still works to this day you know did you ever do a glory hall go to go to any any mall and do that

what do you say about a Like, did you ever go into, do they have those in these rest stops too? Yeah, I used to have work in the mall, and there used to be a glory hole in there, too. In the mall. Interesting. I mean, at every mall, at every mall in America, they have public restaurants. And then, you know, there's always, that's what you do, the free cafe. Or any, like, any, like, department store, like, you know, like a, like a JC Pennings or, like a Macy's or.

Uh-huh. And there's always a restaurant. swim in those faces. It happens everywhere. And that's where it's going down. Yeah, everywhere. I mean, today, I mean, you can get anyone in locally in the area and someone's getting blown today in one of those places. Interesting. I live in New York.

I went next time I go to one of these, like, places I'm going to go in the men's department. I'm just going to, like, sit in front of it, I'm just going to see the guys going in and out. Yeah, just watch. Yeah, I mean, that's not so much the men's department. A lot of times they'll be like, a lot of times they'll be like bathers, like, maybe on two

levels. Right. One's, you're going to know, one's going to be, like you said, just kind of hang out there. And you go there around lunchtime and you'll just see the traffic coming in and out. Really? And it doesn't have to be on the men section, is what you're saying? No, no, it's not so much in the men section. It's just wherever they have, each place will have like a public restaurant, you know. Like even Macy's or whatever they are.

You know, be horse zones. Somewhere in wherever there's places, any place like that, there's a public place. aggressive. There's probably two of them in there somewhere, but one of them is probably more cruiser than others, you know? Right. And then you know, you find it, especially around lunchtime, you can just watch

the traffic. And they go in for a little bit longer than just a whiz. I mean, if a guy's going in just a pee, he's in and out, right? These guys are in there. Yeah, I mean, if guys are in there longer than five minutes, something's going down or they're waiting for something to get at, you know? You're waiting in there for someone to sit next

you, you know? Right. Oh. And then it's only, you give them the signal or something. I've ever done that in years, but I know that's still hard. For sure, it has to. And you say lunchtime is a big time that people go? I would think so, you know what I mean? Interesting. All right, dude, I love this kind of information.

And, you know, the glory holes, like I said, I used to when I was younger, it used to be a glory hole in the mall, and I used to, you know, get there and, you know, get sucked off there, too, you know. Interesting. Yeah, I would never. I mean, I know in my mind, like, I think that. these things exist, but it's always great when I actually hear, like, the real deal from somebody.

Oh, man, it's happening all everywhere, you know. I mean, and every store like that across America today, there's probably there's probably somebody getting blamed right now, you know? Oh, yeah, for sure. Like I said the next time I'm shopping. Shears, all kinds, you know, all this types of stores,

you know? Right. In any pro-dunk town, I mean, it's not like it has to be anywhere, anywhere. And even like sometimes public libraries, the same thing. Really? You know, it just happens. You know, it just depends, you know. But usually like the malls and stuff like that,

there's always something going on there. And it's just do the tap thing, you know. Get the end of fun and stall, you know, and do the tap thing. A lot of times home depots, a lot of shit goes on his home depots. Oh, I'm sure, because there's a lot of dudes there. So, you know, I could be, like, dating a guy and he goes to the bathroom for too long, and I got to be like, oh, maybe he just got blown by another dude.

Yeah, well, maybe he just got some. some dick up as in his ass, you know. It's so bad. Maybe he just got what he needed, you know? Yeah, you just don't know. Now that I know that all this shit goes down, I just like, you know, I'm just like, oh, my God, you know, you never know what somebody's doing when they leave the table

or when they're hanging out with your next door neighbor. I mean, look at what you were doing with your neighbor. Yeah, absolutely. It happens, you know. It just happens all. It just happens all that. Totally. That's what I hear on my show all.

the time of all the interesting stories. And I've done, you know, I've done service calls where, you know, I, you know, I fuck girls, you know what I mean? What do you mean service calls? Like, like, for, I'm an electrician, so I've done like service calls and, you know, and, you know, and, you know, you know, fuck the customer,

you know what? Oh, yeah, and how does that, I mean, you know, we all hear that in a fantasy, but how does that really go down? You're there and, like, does the woman, like, how do you get the green light from the woman? Usually, like, you know, they're wearing, you know, it's in the morning or something, they're like in a black. all of a sudden, you know, you know,

you could have a few of kids or, you know, something along his lines, you know. For real? Yeah. That, like, these women are just looking to screw some strange electrician that comes into their house? Well, I don't know. I mean, it happened to me twice, so, I mean. Twice? Yeah.

Two different times. Interesting. And you just fuck them? Like, what did you do to them? Oh, I mean, I first, definitely, I mean, like, I'm very, well, I love, I love getting a woman all. But, anyway, I love, you know, I love looking at them. the ass, you can push me. I'll do it all. So anyway, I got her to come a couple times, and I,

then I fucked her, you know. Really? In her house, while her husband was gone? Yeah, and then she made me breakfast. And, like, when you guys are talking, eating breakfast, is she like, oh, yeah, my husband sucks in bed, or I'm just so horny, and I'm like, what does she say? Yeah, like, this one, when she's like, oh, I haven't come like that in years. And, you know, whatever, you know.

I guess, you know, like I said, to me, I think you're married. Yeah, and you know what? Even when you get, like, the, I heard recently that, like, in old age homes, like, our old age communities, like, there's, like, they have this thing with the garage, where if your garage is open, you're open for, like, free sex and, like, there are so much, like, the biggest, like, amount of STDs is in those kind of communities, because, like, those people are just getting it on all over town with everybody. I mean, everyone just fucking everyone.

Where's this? Old folks are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, in Florida, old folks, like, communities, yeah. Oh, that's fucked up. Yeah, totally. It's because everyone was, like, so married and so, like, I get it. You know, I've never been married. I've been more single than in relationship, so I've sort of lived my life that way.

But, you know, when you're with the same person, I think most people, you know, it's hard to stay into the same. Yeah, especially after, like, 20 years, it's tough, man. It's like, and it's the same. You know, okay, you're, you know, your person feels the same. You know, I'm probably going not in a same shit you're, you know. Totally. I mean, it's just boring, you know. Yeah, exactly.

So you're like... That's right. That's why I'm divorced and I'm moving on and, you know. Well, good for you. You sound like... Sucking a little dick on my way, but I... All right, well, you know, I get... I always have people call back in with, like, update.

So let us know or, like, let me know. And so, me email will have you back on when you and your girl, like, when she fucks you in the ass or you ever get into that with her. Yeah, I heard if I can, man. Then I'll get what I really want, you know what I mean. Exactly. Exactly. Let us let me know. Keep me posted and good luck with that.

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