Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 078 - Cirque and his Endless Entertaining Sex Stories

Episode Date: June 15, 2015

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The temptation is just too much. It's real problem. Your friend know that you're banging her or no. No, he has no idea. And anything goes. The motto of the show, let your freak flag fly. Probably the only good advice I'll ever give you is to rehire. your whips and chain. Here is your host, Kathy.

Hey, welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast with Kathy. If you want to follow the strictly anonymous podcast on Instagram or Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous. So on today's call, I wasn't going to read. I already did the podcast. I already taped it. And this is a guy we're calling Cirque. That's his name, Cirque. At first I wasn't going. I wasn't going. to I told him on the podcast, and you'll hear this on the podcast, I'm not going to edit it out, that I wasn't going to read his email because I just wanted him to get into it. But I decided to read his email on the intro, only because this is what I think. What I find so interesting about my podcast and why I do it and what I know any way to be true,

but what I think it's interesting for people to realize is that sometimes when you take things out of content or you just hear like a story or what somebody did, you could get a total, like, judgmental sort of view of somebody. Or you could just, like, imagine that they're going to be a certain way because of what they do or whatever. If you just look on the surface. But then when you actually talk to these people, they're all kind of normal. And especially because I talk to them all for, like, 45 minutes to an hour. This guy I talked to over an hour. I could have talked to him for two hours.

You know, you just get the sense that, like, all these people, like, I don't know. I find them to just be totally normal. But they just do these other kinds of things, these sexual things. Definitely. This guy has done a lot of stuff. And I just feel like when you hear the stuff that he's done. done. You definitely get an idea in your head of what he's about. You think you might be like a creepy weirdo because of what he's done. But then you hear him and I have to say he was like someone I probably

would have been friends with in high school. I thought he was kind of hilarious. He was really laid back and kind of funny and cool. He's just done a lot of crazy shit. He's a new listener to the show. He actually wrote me a review recently. If you want to write a review like he did, that'd be great. I fucking love reviews. He wrote a really great review. He's a new listener to the show and he sent me an email looking to be on the show. If you want to be on the show, send me an email at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. Again, Strictly Anonymous Podcasts at gmail.com. You don't have to have like a sex question. You could have like a Melissa from Brazil question, which is just like I'm trying to get a guy to commit to me and he won't. Like it could be like any

kind of regular relationship love problem. I had unemployed Joe on that. That was just like a guy who couldn't get a job. I love that podcast. I love talking to him. So any kind of problem you have, I just like helping people. Or if you live, you like, just like helping people. Or if you live a double life or secretly or something that you just want to get out there that you don't tell anybody and you want to call up anonymously and spill your shit you could write in and be on the show that's what i love it's uh call in i mean right in strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com so serk wrote in and this is what he said i'm going to read his long email because it's like i'm getting let you picture what you think he's going to be like just by hearing the stuff

said hi let's call me sirk i wouldn't say i lead a double life i'm pretty forthcoming actually I'm 39 and a male living in Utah. I cuckolded my best friend about 10 years ago, and since then I've been a lousy boyfriend. I cheated, but I was always up front, and it's obvious I was constantly getting, and so obviously I was constantly getting dumped. I'm a pretty attractive guy, and I had a panty fetish. I used to buy married women's panties on Craigslist, and they would come on to me. One of them gave me her phone number, and she would make porn for me behind her husband's back.

I've answered Craigslist ads and jerked off on fat girls with other guys. I met a dude at a party and let him suck my dick. I met a cripple chick online and carried her up three flights of stairs to tag team her with a stranger we met at a bar. I've done a lot of crazy shit with couples and my girlfriend used to fuck everyone, everything, anytime, and anywhere. I have a history in the arts. I'm a musician and have lots of experience with psychedelics and free live hippie woman. I was in a sexually dead relationship for a decade and I made up for it during the last one. Now I'm in a monogamous relationship with amazing women that I'm trying to get involved in swinging.

I'll be on your show if you'd like. So we hit on all those topics, you know. We talk about the crippled chick, the fat chick, the cuckolding, and then some. I mean, there's more shit that comes out. This guy has, for a late bloomer, because this guy kind of started late. He wasn't a very long time. His first girlfriend he was with for a very long time, and then he let his free flag fly for sure. And he's pretty hardcore in the stuff that he's done, and he's very open-minded.

and it's a great listen. So I'm just going to be right back or just going to end this intro and be right back with. Sirk. Hey, how are you doing? So you sent me like a really, you sent me a really great email. I even read it to my friends the other night when I was out with some friends and we were

talking about my podcast and I was talking about my guests and they don't really listen to my podcast because they didn't even know I was doing one. And I was like, oh, I get, you know, all kinds of people with like really interesting double lives. And, um, and, uh, I read them your ewe. email and your email is like you know you have like 10 things in that email that were like fascinating i would like to get like one person with one of those things yet you've like done it all sexually and you don't even live like you said straight up like it's not even like you live a double life you're pretty forthcoming with everything that you do and have done right

yeah and you're 39 you live in utah you're not a do you mind me saying you live in utah is that bad or do you want me edit that out no you can say i live in utah are you a Mormon or what are call that are living out there? No, I'm not a Mormon, but I am very interested in religion because I have way too much LSD and I lost my marbles.

And I guess what you would call, what maybe Terrence McKenna would call. And so I went to college. When I was in college, I decided to focus on studying religion and philosophy. And what I found is that stuff like that. Right.

So you used it to get laid? Yes. It seemed like astrology. I tell all my guy friends because I kind of believe in astrology and I'm a girl like that, right? And I always tell my guy friends. Like you don't understand like every girl loves astrology. So you should just try to be into it.

It's just the way to, you know, it's a great icebreaker. You're so funny because that's so true. Yeah. You get into like the Bates, the Hinduism, tantra, all of that stuff is a really great way to get into a chick's pants. It's just true. Exactly. So you got into religion just to fuck girls, is what you're saying? It's very religious of you.

That's very religious of you. That's what Justice Smith did. He's the founder of the Mormon church. That's what he did. Well, I got into religion and philosophy because. I had the shit scared out of me because of what was immunogenic. Right. But you were just really high.

I mean, that's why, honestly, when I was younger, like, all the drugs that I did, I never did anything other than, like, weed and cocaine because I was, I think, like, my mind is so fucked up. Like, I think, like, a stone person naturally anyway, that I was, like, if I started seeing things, I'd go crazy. Like, I could, I don't think I could deal with that. I would literally wind up in the emergency room. I don't know.

This is too paranoid. you already have a critical mind though i've listened to enough of your podcast right you do you do think like a stoner totally naturally so when i get stoned i smoked pot recently i'm a sober person for like 12 years but i'll smoke weed once in a bloom in and i have to say like i just get so super weird on it and i can't take my mind like that you know what i mean though i could think i could hang with people that are stoned regularly because i'm like on that wavelength already so i can't do any of that stuff I completely understand. I'm the same exact way.

Yeah, so you really trip back, but let's get to this thing. Okay, because you said a lot of shit in your email that's so fascinating. And I don't think I'm going to read. Sometimes I do my intros beforehand or sometimes I do them after. I'm not, I haven't done your intro. I'm going to do it after. I'm not going to read everything that we're going to talk about in this podcast because it's really great. And I just want it to sort of unfold naturally.

But why don't we get to the first thing that you said in your email, which was you cuckolded, which I still, I think that I've had episodes about it. and I think I'm still sort of confused about what that really means. Your best friend about 10 years ago, and since then you've been a lousy boyfriend. I'm just going to read what you said right after. I cheated, but I always was up front, and so obviously I was constantly dumped. Which is kind of fucked up. Like, you would cheat on your girlfriends and then tell them.

I would tell my girlfriends before that they were my girlfriends that I probably was going to. I'm not monogamous. Right, so you would let them know. Yeah, I'm just telling you, like, if you have a, you're probably going to dump me at some point if you expect me to be faithful to you. because, well, I was faithful. Let's get to the beginning. I'll tell you the whole story from the beginning.

Okay. I moved to Utah from California in 1990, and I met a girl, and she was my girl like, and she let me fuck her, and so obviously I fell in love with that. We ended up spending, we didn't break up until. Wow, that's a long-term. That's a long first relationship. Yeah, yeah, and she was my first.

So, like, I'm basically a 28-year-old virgin because... She was the only girl you fucked the whole time. You were monogamous with her for 10 years? Kind of. I cheated on her. Because I'm a musician. I played in a band, and I played a show, and there was a chick in the audience, and she was 19 years old, and she's, like, 28.

Like, how are you going to tell a 19 year old kid to not fuck something that wants to fuck it back? You know? Totally. And it got back to my girlfriend and we broke up. We got back together and there was that whole thing. I mean, it's really hard for a dude. Totally. Especially when women are super aggressive with you.

If you're in a band or you have any kind of, you're in any kind of sort of position of notoriety or power or whatever. it is that girls, you know, want to go after you. Like, I have friends that are comedians. I have friends that are musicians. I have friends that are CEOs of big companies, you know, and like, women go after them hardcore. You know, it is, I think it's very hard, especially if they're like, you know, totally grabbing your joint. Like, that's what my friend says. He's like, Kathy, once they grab your joint, all bets are off. Like, what are you supposed to do as a dude?

For by and large, like, right. Right. Okay. I wasn't, I wasn't monogamous because I wanted to be. I was monogamous because I couldn't figure how to kill ways. Right. Even though you're a musician. you couldn't figure out how to get late. Maybe you were an aggressive guy. Like you, like, maybe you needed... No, man.

I was really kind of an insecure kid, you know, and I didn't have any experience at that point. Right. Well, you sure made up for it way later on. So go on. When do you start cuckolding? When do you start cuckolding? Okay, so what happened with that?

I was in that relationship with that girl. And I was, seriously, I was getting late probably... With the girlfriend? With my girlfriend. And it wasn't... I didn't want to fuck her. because she traumatized me. See what happened.

Like one day we were having sex, she had a flashmatic incident that happened. Even one when she was a kid and one while we were dating that she hadn't told me about. But somebody raped her while we were dating. Okay. And so then this comes out

and then I don't want to fucking be like a trauma trigger for her. So I never want to initiate sex anymore. Yeah, that was kind of like ruined it for you. Yeah. fuck me up. Like I didn't, I didn't trust her to not start crying if I ever fucking, like, try to fuck her or something. Yeah, that's kind of, yeah, totally. That's like, uh, it definitely would maybe ruin things a bit. Yeah, I did. And so his girlfriend was like 17, he was like 22 or

something like that. We were, we were, we were, he's just, she used to, we used to play a lot of video games. One day, she was, like, a coffee table in front of the TV, was naked underneath it, and she started, like, masturbating with his. Oh, my God. This is the girlfriend. that wouldn't fuck you would only fuck you once a year? My girlfriend, this is my buddy's girlfriend. Oh, this isn't your girlfriend. This was the friend's girlfriend. Yeah, my cuckold buddy.

Okay, go on. But this is the thing, like, this girl was friends with my girlfriend, so she didn't want to do anything with me, but she was okay, fucking. And he's like, come on, get me in there a little bit. Right. Visit them. Uh-huh. And that happens, because I really wanted to fuck. I figured if my girlfriend.

giving him a blowjob because I wanted each other. Right. Everybody wanted. And as we eventually like had a thing where we would swap. We came back to, we came back to Utah. Yeah, but she was like, it's so weird how she had this thing where she'd go and fuck your friend, right? But she wouldn't fuck you. Like she was swapping with you, right?

Like, that's pretty open-minded as far as I'm concerned. But yet then she wasn't like. It was a hang up for me, though. I didn't want to ever initiate. It became kind of like a habitual thing. Oh, okay. Okay, cool. Ultimately what happened is like we both realized, look, we're not sexually

competitive. I don't know how to engage with that. Right. And that's what broke you guys up? And it was amicable. Like, we split up. I'm 20, at this point, I'm 26 years old. And I don't even, I've only had sex with 13 or, I probably only like C at that point.

Right. Right. Right. At 26? Okay. Yeah, at 26 years old. And so, like, I feel I have a lot to learn. Like, I need to figure out what it means to take care of myself because when, I mean, I moved.

Wow. She worked off through high school and she saved that up about 15 grand while she was working. And I put that down on a house. So she was a homeowner when she was 19 years old. And my band was in her basement, basically. We practiced in her basement. We were paying her wrist. right what do you do now oh okay cool I build rocket motors for NASA

wow that's interesting okay so go on so you guys break up because you're like oh we're not compatible sexually and you decide you need to figure out like sex is that when you started to go onto Craigslist because I know you said you had like a panty fetish no that yeah yeah and that happened I mean I kind of what happens well do you want to talk about that or do I talk about me cuckolding my friend. Oh, that wasn't the cuckold. Okay, what does cuckold mean? Could you just tell me?

Because I think I'm always confused about that. What the fuck is cuckolding? Okay, so the actual word means there's a bird. And what, it's a cuckold is a bird. And what it is, is it basically moves in on someone else's nest and kind of takes over. Mm-hmm. What was, oh, my God. Okay.

My girlfriend broke up. I basically became a third in a sort of a triad. Like me and my buddy were just fuck his girl. Oh, the same girl that you guys used to swap with, the same girl? Or knew a different one? Okay, cool. Right? So you became like the third person.

And what do they call those relations? The people have relationships like that. I forget what they're, they call them something. But you were a part of that kind of a scenario. Yeah, it's called a triad. Uh-huh. Well, what would happen was my buddy, he doesn't have an enormous guy. I'm a pretty big dude.

Right. I know you always ask people what you would rate themselves. Yeah, what do you rate yourself? Everybody I would rate. So seven is the new five because let's face it. Right. Most people. But I'm probably, you know, I just barely listen to your podcast that you had with the doctor guy.

Uh-huh. It reminds me a lot of me. Oh, really? Nice. I'm good friends with him. I can't wait to have him on again because the shit he's doing now is out of control. He's having like a 50-year-old midlife crisis.

How old are you? 39. You have 10 years to go before you go nuts. Well, the problem is that I'm having a hard time not going off on tangents right now. It's okay. I'll keep you focused. So listen, so you're like doctor guy.

Okay, we don't care about that. that. I want to hear about you right now. So you, cuckolding, you move in on your, your friends and his girlfriend, and you're fucking them and her, her, right?

I'm talking her while, yes. Basically, I'm fucking her while she is telling, verbally humiliating him. Right. She's telling him how much more she likes my cock than she likes it. How much bigger. It fucks me better.

And is he like jerking off? Is he jerking off while she's saying this? Is he hard? Like, is that a turn on to him? Yeah. He's, yeah. And sometimes she would, sometimes she wouldn't let him. She was like, stop touching your fucking because you're a fucking piece of shit. Like, it was a piece of shit.

That's so funny. I don't know how, I don't know how somebody in that scenario didn't start laughing. Yeah. I'm like, I don't need it. I mean, back then, though, I was. Right. there's a lot of guys. Yeah, that's one of the things that has surprised me the most, I would say.

Because I have a lot of guy friends. I've always, I like male companionship. I have a lot of female friends. Like, I'm, you know, an equal opportunity in that scenario. So I know a lot about men just because I have a lot of guys that are my friends. And I could talk like a dude when I'm with some dudes, right? So I always felt like I do, well, most everything about guys, but I never, besides the other thing where a lot of them want to get fucked by a tranny or blow a tranny that looks really hot. that's the other thing I was surprised about

is the thing like you say is that there's so many guys that would love to watch their girl get fucked by another guy which I never knew and a lot of my guy friends still say no they wouldn't be into it but a lot of people that call my show are so that guy though I would love to get that guy on the phone because he didn't just want to

watch his girlfriend fuck another guy he wanted to be humiliated but I think that that's a thing I don't know what it's called but I think some people are into that like degrading thing you know yeah So he was into that You were into being like the big cock guy, right?

Because that's who you were So that was probably a turn on for you So everyone was like happy I just wanted I didn't care I didn't care about that In fact that kind of shit Sort of fucking freaks me out a little bit

I didn't really like that It's hard to keep a burner When somebody's like being an asshole You know I'm not really into The cold cuckold thing I don't know But once you do, this is what's weird about men.

Uh-huh. It's that when any time something happens while you're, like, a trigger for future arousal, it sort of imprint. Right. And so guys get into some weird shit, like, maybe, like, kind of, like, cartoons playing while you're the first time to jack off. And all of a sudden, you're really a horny for Bugs Bunny, is what you're saying? Yeah, dude. like weird shit. This is why guys get into so much weird fetish shit because of that.

And then, but once you ask, but in order for you to, like, really get past it, you have to really get into it and have you at that way. Right. You just got to do it, work it out of your system and then move on and you need a new trigger, right? Because it just like sort of escalates. You just cuckled so much and you're like, okay, now I can want to do something else. And then you get into panties. Well, that happened more out of just the curiosity for,

for just the female body. Like, I got online and I bought these chicks panties from her. They were surprisingly cheap. I thought she would have paid way more. How much did she charge for her panties? And how did you find? Like, what were you looking on Craigslist for, people to fuck? Or, like, what were you on there Googling?

Yeah, just curiosity, really. I don't believe that there are a lot of women on Craigslist. But this woman that's only really great. Did you ever meet her in person? How do you know she was really a woman selling your panties? Well, because this is what? When she came to my house to deliver her panties to me, and she took them off.

Oh, that's how you got the panties. She actually hand delivered them. That's a good, that's a good business. She's like, oh, my God, did you're the hottest dude that I've ever met? deal you guys. I'm like, it's like, right, right.

I mean, listen, I don't think it's that great as a married person to be at some dudes' house taking your panties off in the car, so she might as well

just fuck you too. I mean, at that point? Okay, well, she wanted to give me $20. Or she wanted me to give her $20 that she's taken off

right off of them so that I could be going fucking stick him in my face into her cocktail. Uh-huh. And I'm like, what would you do for $100? Like, I'll give you $100.

Exactly, right. I can't, I can't let I can't This one chick I started meeting These women online Okay Cupid

All of them Yeah Like that And so I met this girl Another one That's so interesting She would start insulting you When you were coming

Well she was Yeah she was She was like I knew I would be fucking Right I'm like Fucking her right I'm like Fucking railing this shit

Start getting really into it Because you're like Oh my piece of shit You motherfuck Oh my God asshole. Oh, you fucker, don't you stop, you fucking piece of shit.

I'm sorry. What the fuck? I turned on by being insulted by these women. We were just talking about that, about your friend being insulted and how, what a loser he was, but then turns out you got into the same

thing. I guess it's just like, you know, like you say, when you're horny and you're turned on and something just sort of happens, sometimes you just go with it. I wanted this girl that sold me her page. I'm like, I want you to make a porn. Yeah. And I want you to fuck yourself with a do-do.

She was like, no problem. Yeah. Yeah, so she did that. I'm over that now. I don't know. Maybe it would still be hot. The thing is, is like, I'm in a relationship right now. Just because I'm not cured.

This is a funny story. The way I met her, I met. Right. Oh, you talked about this in the email. Okay, go on. My, that. So I let that dude suck my dick. Oh, my God.

And that was her roomy. So she knew about that, obviously. I'm not going to lie. Because I know this is going to fucking get out. It's just going to make me look like a fucking asshole. Right. You know, you did that. I'm as lousy.

I suck at lying. I do. You know why? I suck at lying, too. I had to lie to a friend the other day because of, like, birthday shit. And it's like, I got busted like 10 times. I think lying is so exhausting. You got to remember shit and everything.

It's irritating. I think it's terrible to be a liar. It's like too much energy. It's the irritate. I seriously. I can't stand it. Right. I'm not honest because I'm like some sort of virtuous dude.

Right. Exactly. No, and I just, yeah. And I don't like to get caught and then you have to remember everything. It's very exhausting. So I don't know how liars do it. It's a big fucking waste of time as far as I'm concerned. Just tell the truth and whatever.

Weeds out the trash. People can't handle it to fuck off. You know what I mean? So this girl dates you anyway. And she knows that you sucked a dick and got your dick sucked by a dude. And so at least you know, she knows who you are. And, you know, you don't have to lie about anything else after that, right? Exactly.

This is the most healthy relationship I've ever been. I spent probably the last 10 years just going online, finding girls on normal websites, which I think is a great bit of advice that you give out to your callers. just fucking get online. Like that's how you know you're a doctor. Yeah. Yeah, me and doctor guy met on OkCupid. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. It was probably the only one I ever do. I can't stand dating strangers. Like I'm not like I don't really meet guys that way. Normally I like I see a dude. I set my sights on him and then that's the next guy. Like I notice him from afar and like so it's very hard for me to go on dates with strangers. I'm not that person.

A lot of people like that. I can't stand it. But I was like going through a tough time and I forced myself to go out. And I just really liked him, like, as a person. And we had a lot of, like, crazy stuff happening. But, you know, and so we became friends. We were still great friends to this day. But so it was like a successful thing.

But I tell these guys that are, like, on Craigslist looking for, like, girls that do freaky shit? It's like, girls will do freaky shit on Match.com? Like, you don't know what? Like, you don't need to go on there and weed through all the fake people. Go on the regular websites with the regular girls, buy them a couple drinks. And before you know, you're going to be doing all this crazy shit, you know, because girls are just like guys are into stuff, you know, sexually.

And they're going to. Right? Yeah, they are. That's what I was so... I mean, this is why I want to get my girlfriend in the fleeing because I'm going to miss that part of my life. I love going, meeting women in strange places, seeing how far I could go with them.

Yeah, let's go down the list of the shit that you've done because you fucked fat girls, crippled girls, like all kinds of stuff. I mean, you said that you, you know, you answered Craigslist ads and you jacked off on fat girls, with other guys. Like, what ad

did you respond to that was like, hey, I'm a fat girl and I want a couple guys to jerk off on me or like, did you respond to like? She didn't, no,

she didn't say that. She didn't say she was a big fat girl and there was going to be a bunch of dudes beating up when I showed up. She just said that she wanted me to come over and she would fucking jack me off

or I could jack off on her. Well, let me ask you this. Were there pictures of her online? Or did she call herself BBW or whatever would be like, you know,

big girl? No. No, nothing like that. Nothing like that. Okay. So you get there. She's just like, I want to all suck you off or jerk you off, and you go over to her house, and there's other dudes there, and she's really fat.

She was over, and they were not an accurate representation. That's what she looked like. They were probably 15 years old. She could. And I show that. I'm like, say that way. Yeah. I'll do anything.

I'll do anything. I'll do anything. And I'm not going to judge. I love how I'm non-judge. judgmental you are too. Right. Yeah, totally. Yeah, like if you're into it in the moment, I mean, you know, you go for it.

I don't know why people are so like, oh, I wouldn't, like, I'm always like, I'm kind of like a chubby chaser. I don't care if a guy is like overweight. Like I could get into all different kinds of things if I'm into the person. You know what I mean? Like whatever turns me on turns me on. I don't live in a box and I'm like, oh, I don't like someone that's overweight so I can't get turned on by that.

Like if you get turned on, you get turned on. Like sometimes you can't control that. That's just nature. You don't what I mean? Like, you don't know what you get horny for. sometimes. Like, how could you predict that, you know? There are a couple things that people are into that I can't get into. Right, but that's the same thing. That's like the nature thing, too.

It's just like you're not into that, but you might be into a fat girl. And you were that night. Well, sure. Like, I mean, honestly, a guy, every dude's fuck fat girls. Mm-hmm. Every one of us has. And listen, I don't think, I don't know why people knock, and I don't know what you're calling fat, but, like, I mean, I think all women, of all different shapes and sizes are hot and sexy. What women don't understand, and I try and explain this, because I know guys, and, you know,

heterosexual guys will fuck a lot of things. You know what I mean? They're looking at tits and ass. They're not looking at, like, how much body fat you have. Like, I think women are so self-conscious about their bodies, and they don't understand that it's only other women that would judge them the way they're thinking. Guys don't look at them like that.

I'm like, you know, show off your tits and your ass, and, like, if you're a bigger girl and you have huge boobs, like, you're going to get dudes. Like, you know, guys aren't, like, looking the way that girls think that they are, you know, guys will fuck all kinds of things. All kinds of bodies are sexy, like whether you're a little bit of, it's how you carry yourself.

It's how much you like sex. That's sexiness. Completely agree. I completely agree. Like some of the most, that got checked that used to degrade me. She was one of the most fun people that I ever had sex with. And she would talk shit to me while she was kind. A little bit heavy.

She was carrying a little bit. But whatever, she was hot. She was beautiful. Right. Yeah, totally. That's why I explained to girls that are like a little bit overweight. I'm like, you don't understand. Like, men do not care about that.

It's like it's more about like your sexiness and that comes from within. I think that that's totally about how much you like sex and how into it you are. And also just the way your body is shaped. You know what I mean? So it's like skinny fat. I know real hetero guys are into all kinds of things. And I think just some girls don't understand that or a lot of girls. You know what?

What they need to understand is in both sexes, I think it's really. enthusiasm. What turns people on is knowing that you're turning them on. Totally. Yes, absolutely. Have you, let me ask you because we just skipped over like the dude that you sort of blew and he blew you. Is that your only experience with the guy? I was going to say, um, mom. So what else have you done with guys? And do you consider yourself bisexual? Not really. Like, I mean, I consider more. Right, and open to whatever. What else have you done with a guy? Have you ever, like, fucked a guy or had him fuck you in the ass?

I don't really. I'm not, it has to be a really bad to me. And honestly, I'm not really into anal sex. It's not really my... So you were a little traumatized? Yeah, man, I don't think, okay, this is the thing. I'm just going to be fucking completely blunt and frank with you. I don't think shit is sexy, and I don't like pulling my dick out of anything with poop on it.

I don't like food. I don't like it. When I step on dog shit and the middle yard, I fucking want to throw up. Like two dhours. I don't want shit on my dick. I don't want shit on any part of me. Yeah. No, I hear you.

I knew a guy once, and I talked about this one of my pockets on her over here. And, like, me and him were like, going to get it on. And we were just, like, talking. And I'm like, what are you, like, into? And he's like, oh, I really like to, like, fuck a girl in the ass and then make her suck my dick. And I was like, oh, that's, like, a turnoff. Like, so basically, you like to make a girl eat shit. Like, that's disgusting.

Yeah, that's totally, but, you know, some guys are into that. Yeah, some girls might be, and my friend screws a girl that likes to have that because she's, like, into some sort of degrading of herself, you know, and everyone's into different things, but I'm not, I think that that's a deal, like, that's not good, you know, not hot, but everyone's different. So for you, you know, the whole anal sex, so you've just gotten blowjubs from other guys? Is that what you've done with other dudes? Yeah, mostly. and wherever you found them

would you find those online no the only male experiences I've had was the guy that I was cuck holding I should probably tell you this story like he was my best friend right we're sitting around the kitchen table one day we're drinking wine

and I'm like dude you love you guys but I'm never gonna fucking you know she got a little bit offended by that she thought that I was being inside of their couple. Mm-hmm. And we kind of lived together.

Like, I didn't actually live there, but I stay there every day. Right. So I come someone from work one day, and Mike's not. I shouldn't have said that. I can delete it. I'll delete it. So your friend's not there. You come home from work, and your friend's not there.

Yeah. Me into the bedroom. And, you know, like, we're fucking. It's not like I couldn't fuck her, and that would be a, uh-uh. So she gets me on the bed. me like she handcuffs my one arm to the bed post and then she turns me over and she just

she leaves me there she leaves me there with my ass up she's funny she likes to degrade dudes that's for sure she's like secretly hates men or her dad

well they have kids together and everything she comes home from work I'm yelling at him they're not listening to me I can hear him But is that getting you horny? Like, was that getting you horny? Yeah.

Okay. Totally. I was totally turned on. Right. So she comes, so then she brings into the bedroom where, what are you doing? What is he doing? What is he doing here? How long has he been here?

What is going on here? And she was going to make him watch. He was going to make him watch her fuck me up the ass with the strappler. Uh-huh. She just had a deal, though. Right. But she did that. Like, she basically fucking anal-y probed me in front of her man.

And the whole time he's just like, dude, I'm sorry. He was a ponderate, but you liked it, right? I kind of did like it a little bit. I liked how I liked how it was. It was just dirty. It was dirty for dirty sake, right? It's like dirty sex you get into it. Well, yeah.

I mean, she was trying to torture me, but it didn't. I mean, honestly, it didn't feel to be shoved up my ass. Mm-hmm. But I like, but I do like situations, they tend to kind of lead to. I don't know. I really don't even know how to explain it. Right. But you, so you were into it.

You weren't totally into it, but there was something about it that you, like, really turned you on. And your friend's, like, apologizing the whole time. But how does it turn out that you guys pull around? Because that's where the story's going, right? This story gets to a point where you do something with this guy friend of yours, right? Is that right? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

So, like, after she fucks me in the ass with a dildo for a while, then she fucking turns me over and she fucking, she makes me come. He's doing her doggy style. Mm-hmm. And I'm licking her pussy while he's fucking her doggy style. Like, I'm laying on the bed. Right. So his balls are on your eyes.

Yeah, his balls are slapping against my chin. Right. Sometimes my tongue's fucking, like, licking his dick. Right. Like his dick will pop out and I'll fucking my nose or something. I think that's awesome. Right. Okay.

It's really, I love sucking the put it's dick and he's just fucked. Right. That was so, you know, it's not, I don't really consider myself bisexual. I just, I guess maybe. Listen, people have to put labels to things. So I would say if we're going to have to label things, you would label yourself bisexual. All that means is that, you know, you're open to having sex with men. women, men and women turn you on.

So I think that that you are bisexual, but like, you know, it doesn't mean that you're turned on by every guy that walks around. You know, it's like you're turned on by scenarios sometimes. And if the scenario is right and a guy's there, but that to me is being by, that's just being open, you know? Yeah. I mean,

like, I wouldn't, I'm not really, I wouldn't go on Craigslist and try to fucking find a dude to suck my dick or to suck it. But that's not really interesting to me. A lot of dudes do that, though. Totally. A lot of guys are very bi. Or almost homo, like homosexual, like are close to it. I mean, I think there's varying degrees of sort of bisexualness.

Like, you could be like, you're 10% into guy. You know, I don't know. Like, if there's a spectrum, like, I think some people are totally hetero, some people are totally homo, and a lot of people fall in the middle, you know. But yeah, a lot of guys are called my podcast, and I think this is, like, very true. And I think once being homosexual for dudes is more acceptable. of all, like in the future, you're going to get the whole thing's going to happen with guys where they're all like, oh, yeah, I have a band crush and the big open about like girls are, you know.

But guys have to do it behind closed doors and a lot of guys are sort of letting their freak flag fly in that scenario. Like online and stuff because it's really not accepted for guys to be gay or by or into, you know, as much as it is for women. There's still something, you know, that's not really right about it. Still, even though it's turning. There's all sorts of double standards. Yeah, there's double standards. as far as gender roles and gender dynamics, sexual dynamics,

all across the board, there's double standards. Right, I just, right, but I always tell a lot of my guy friends, especially the ones that are really horny, like you would be a lot happier if you were gay, you know what I mean? Because, you know, I think gay men have the best sex

because, you know, their object of, you know, sexual attraction is like another man who's like on the same exact wavelength, you know, and women and men are wired very differently. But when it comes together, it's great. And if that's what you like, that's all you got, you know, but I just think that for gay men, you know, the stories that I hear that happen with gay men, it's just like, this is not going to happen in the heterosexual world, most

likely, you know, but for gay men, it's like commonplace to just, you know, you just see a guy, you like them, you fuck, they fuck each other, there's none of this nonsense, there's no dating, they have a lot of them have very, you know, successful, open relationships, but whatever, you know, so, um, but there's still drama. What? There's always drama. It doesn't matter if you're gay. I think people like drama.

I think you get as much drama in your life as you're interested in. That's how I believe. Like, swear to God. If you meet somebody, they have tons of drama in their life, they fucking love it. I don't have, no, I don't, you know what I mean? It's like you swirl, whatever swirls in your world is like what you're attracting into it. So if you have a lot, if you're gay and you got a lot of drama, it's because, you know,

you like it. Some people like drama, I think. I used to. I don't anymore. I think life is dramatic enough, but a lot of people have a lot of nonsense and a lot of you know, because some people need that. It's exciting. It makes life more interesting for them.

Yeah, but Kathy, you've got, oh, you've got a lot of experience. I've been, yeah, I always, like, for me, I never read the book, not like Dr. guy say he read the book, wrote it. He's like, I never really bought into being any type of person other than just like being who I was and doing whatever I wanted. I mean, nowadays, people are a lot more like me when I was younger, because I'm 46 at this point. When I was younger, I was much more like a minority in the way that I lived my life.

go to school, college when people went to college. I couldn't wait to lose my virginity. I fucked a lot of guys. I had all kinds of different relationships. I never wanted kids until I was in my 40. Now I'm having a baby. And I'm doing it in a very unconditional. I've always been sort of unconventional. And just for, why not? So for me, I always just did whatever I wanted and had a great time doing it. So for so and I think that's why I'm never going to have a midlife crisis because I got most things out of my system. everything out. You know, I did whatever I wanted as much as I wanted until I was done

with it and then I moved on and changed my life and you know, did something else. Oh, well, and now you live vicariously through other fucked up people on your podcast. You get into their stories about totally. I said that. I just said that about Melissa from Brazil. She's like this young girl who's just like fucking this guy

that she knows she's not supposed to and the sex is so great. And there's a part of me that's like, oh, I miss those days, you know what I mean? Because you get a little bit older and you're just in a different place and you don't do those things anymore. But I remember that phase and that time and it was like fun you know and so I but that's why yeah that's why I'm not judgmental because I've been there done that you can't really judge other people you never know what is going to happen to you or what you're going to do and then you look like a fucking asshole

when you're like putting somebody else down for doing something and then you do it you know what I mean you can't be holier than that like sometimes shit happens you know when people are so judgmental to other people with cheating and all kinds of things and you can't just say oh you cheat and you're an asshole and someone should divorce you. Like you have to people take things out of context. You have to know the whole story. That's why I like to do my podcast and really talk and probe with people. Because sometimes if you hear the whole story, it's a lot different than just like on the surface, like someone cheats and that's it or their dirty pig. I think if you look at my titles of my podcast, you just think it's some dirty sex show. But it's really not like I talk about stuff

intelligently, I think and it's like interesting. And that's, and these people that call in that are doing these things that I think some people would think we're so horrifying. They're like normal nice people. I love everyone that calls into my podcast. They're just regular people, but this is just what they do sexually, you know, and that's everyone's personal business. And, you know. Well, what do you think about this idea? Because I feel like I was sort of perverted. I mean, like, perverted?

Well, meaning that things happened that made, that triggered me to get, to be the fucking freak that I am. Uh-huh. I was just fucking happy just fucking pussy I was just I was just content that like

like I said I lived in a monogamous relationship for 10 years I'd have just been happy if I could just fuck my girlfriend from time to time but

through the circumstances of events whatever my destiny my past whatever you got into a lot of other things

you fucked a cripple chick you fucked a Cripple chick. I need to talk about that. Yeah. I can't forget about that. The fat girl, wait, I just have to, sorry to get you back her chat. The fat girl.

Not only did I fuck that girl, but I fucked her with a stranger that I met that very day. Right. So you said you met this crippled chick online. So she put out there, hey, I'm crippled and I'm looking for sex. And you're like, your dick got hard thinking about screwing a crippled chick. And how was she crippled? Like, what does that mean? No, she wasn't.

She didn't mention that, actually. She didn't mention that she was crippled? Not until we met. Oh, my God, I can't believe these people. I could never do that. Like, I would be so paranoid. So, wait, how crippled was she? What kind of crippled was she?

Distrophy or something like that. She could walk, but she could only walk about probably 10 feet. She could drive. but she like she couldn't she couldn't really go anywhere without like a walker or a wheelchair so she had like peg legs

like her legs were like super weirdly a shape like skinny like no muscle tone no they actually look normal okay she looked normal she looked normal she kind of had a little bit of incontinence

she peed a little bit in her pants but how did you wait but how did you know that she was peeing like I mean, was it obvious when you started fooling around with her? Or did she mention to you that she was incontinent? Like, how does that even come up?

He's like, if it's a little wet on there, it's just because I can't control all the time. Mm-hmm. I meet her online. I'm talking to her online. She seems really nice. I'm a movie theater. Mm-hmm.

It's like Bart Simpson. He's like a real-life action, Bart Simpson. Right. Right. Long forehead. Yeah. Yeah. So they're talking to each other, and I'm talking to Bullson.

it came time for the movie to start. I want to go watch the street with me. And they're like, yeah, yeah. He's like, let's go to dinner. So we went to dinner, and he tells us his old life story. What, you know, custody battles and all the other. They fuck you're making out with her. I'll take that out.

I'll delete it. So the other guy that you brought back to the house. Yeah, so the other guy, he pulled her pants down and he, like, he tries to start finger-banging her, but all he was getting is my hand, you know, so I don't. and like he's, I can feel his hand on when he pulled her pants down and like, she's loving this shit. Uh-huh, right.

And I'm a really, I'm like, I don't, I'm a pretty good looking dude. Right. But, you know, like, I'm a pretty intelligent guy and I'm a good looking guy. I'm attractive looking dude. Right. So she's like, this is like, you know,

a dream country. This is like not even reality for her. She's getting like two hawk eyes to screw her and she's been crippled. Everybody is. just and fucking loving it. Like, we were switching positions, and I'm fucking her, and she's fucking her,

and she's got, she's got a cock until she can't fucking handle it anymore, you know? It's like, you guys do much. You go, let me, you guys got to stop. Finally, he laughed. He's like, you know, he thinks that I'm some fucking magical dude that can just like, get chikston.

So he's calling, yell, I'm going, hey, dude, let's go out. Let's go out. You don't understand. No, I love, this is so guy like, though, like, Like guys, no one is even considering the fact that you got a crippled girl to come back and fuck him. He doesn't give a shit. It's just like a girl. Right.

That's what we were talking about before. Girls don't understand. You could be crippled and you could get two hot guys to fuck you. Yeah. But she's sweet, you know, and she was very grateful. Like, the problem, this is what's fucked up about sex, though. If you fucking put your dick in somebody, they'd expect something from that. Like, they want you to call them.

So now this chick's calling me all the time. Was that just a one-time thing? Oh, right. Was it a one-time thing? Yeah. I don't want to do that every day. Did you ever go out with the other guy and tag team anyone else? I did go out with the other guy one time,

and I realized that he is a total fucking gooseback. I think I might have been the only reason why that guy's ever gotten late in his life. That's why he was calling you a lot. Of course. If he was not good looking, you could get girls on his own. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, he was a douchebeck.

Well, he is a fucking, you know, he's kind of a dork. He doesn't understand that all you got to really do is treat people nice. Treat people like people. Right. Treat people like a human being. Maybe they'll fuck you. Maybe they don't. but don't take it personally if they don't.

Right. Look at everything as a gift. Look at everything as a gift. Right, and then go with it. Because listen, like, you get all these, you get a lot of gifts. Like, the lady drives to your house and she's married and she's got panties on,

and then before you know what, she's sending you porn, you meet a girl online, and before you know it, she's crippled, but you're banging her with another guy. Like, you wind up in a lot of these really interesting scenarios. With that fat girl, you jerked off on her with other guys. Like, you get to her house, and she had all these other people there? Oh, yeah, and you know what?

I came to the first. Like, I was, I was like, I walked into her apartment. And they're, like, two other dudes, and she's jacking both of them off, right? Mm-hmm. She's so funny. She lit candles. There was, like, some fucking Yanni or Eni playing on this scary. That was like...

Very romantic experience. Romantic environment learns there's, like, this chick. If you're just jacking me. these dudes It's so funny. Wow, you really may like You know, we talked before She was like, just come over

You know, I'll fucking You can just jack off on me So there are two other dudes And she said, come here, honey Let me, let me fucking touch it And so she said, I put my cock in her hand And she started jacking me off She's got this like Coke

Coconut shit or whatever She fucking made me come Like in probably like Right Like I wasn't I was in Right. And I can jerk my cock off other dudes, and that dude, freaked out. Because my cub literally shot probably five feet out of my cop.

Like, it just shot. That and landed on it. And it touched him, and he was so grossed out about it. He fucking took his sock away from that chick, ran into the bathroom, and he was, like, shivering, washing my pillow. Yeah, you're like in a room and with a strange fat girl and other. guys are jerking off and you're all jerked and that's where but that's what's so interesting about people and i hear it all the time of my shows like everyone has these weird boundaries everyone has these weird sort of things that they're into like i'm into this but i'm not into that like that married woman like i'll come over your house and i'll take my things off but if i don't fuck you then i'm not cheating you know everyone has these sort of made up rules and that's what everyone's sort like you're allowed to have those you know everyone has their limits and you sort of make you decide that on your own like that guy's like i'll let a fat girl jerk off jerk me off I'll I'll I'll jerk off in front of other guys, but God forbid, come touches me. Like, that's a deal breaker.

And I think a lot of guys might actually be that way. Well, yeah, I mean, you've got that one guy on your show that he talks about how goes to swing your clothes and gives him blowjob because he doesn't want to cheat. Yeah, exactly. But that's how they have it in their head. And that's how, you know, and it's like, you know, it's like a therapist with, like, reframing things. Like you, however you frame things in your mind is how it is in reality, right?

It's just like, really, it's just like perception. So that's just like hilarious that that guy's like oh that's where I draw the line But I think a lot of guys would not like if they're very hetero or very like a homophobic would be freaked out if like somebody else's come touch them Did you just split right after that? Yeah Right Yeah We're still playing hanging around like what am I getting to do?

Right like you weren't going to go for a second time Yeah So you said though you were like in a marriage you went and during all this time and all this fucking and all these experiences that you had with all these people like when are you married and how long were you married for?

Well that was that was my first girlfriend Oh so that's what you mean that that's actually That's actually dead relationship was With that first girl And then you had a girlfriend you said that you used to fuck everyone And everything anytime and anywhere Which one was that?

How long you date her? Why someone turned me into the fucking sick pervert that I am. I went from being like, I'd only had sex with my girlfriend and my friend's girlfriend or wife. At that point, a groupie. Like, I'd only had sex with about four different girls. And that time, I was 28 years old when I made. Then girl. Yeah.

When that ended, the relationship ended, I moved in with this woman that you, well, she's just like a mutual friend of ours. She was an infomaniac. Right. So you guys dated, but she was open to screwing other guys the whole time. She had two jobs. She worked as a part-time as a waitress and then another job at some office or some shit like that. And she fucked. You know the guy that comes and builds the vending machines?

She fucked that dude. Like, she would fuck that dude. Right. They would see a dude fill in a fucking vending machine full of candy and like, I'm fucking that dude. And she knew she could. She'd go on to him and she'll like, she'll flirt with him a little bit. She'll grab his cock. She'll take him into the fucking broom closet and fuck him at work.

Oh, interesting. And she would tell you, like you guys were open with each other. We would do things and I would hear about things that she's done with other people, from other people. And I would get that pit in my stomach. Like, it would mean me sick. Oh, okay, so she was like living a double life with you. She was like, oh, yeah. He's fucking, yeah, man, it was, it's a bad place.

It's a good. I understand, like, why people. Yeah, but what's so weird, though? This is like it's a weird contradiction, right? Because you have a girlfriend before her who you're with for 10 years and you have a pretty healthy relationship and you, but you, and you like to watch her fuck your friend, your best friend. Like, and you fuck that guy. But then you get with this girl and she's fucking random people that you don't even

It's not even like she's fucking your friend. And that makes you really jealous. Well, what's the difference? Well, the difference is that that wasn't. I think you're mistaken. Like, my girlfriend, I did make, I did make my girl. Oh, she never screwed him. She just, like, sucked his dick.

But you were saying that you. Yeah. No, they fucked. They fucked. Okay. The thing is, I had a lot. I didn't know that it was just about sex. Like, I thought that I had, this was my best friend.

Like I would, I would do anything for this dude. This guy was my, I don't really have a best friend anymore. If I do have, I have a lot of girlfriends, but they're not best, like, nobody that I, like. Okay, so you feel like the difference was that she was screwing someone that you were really close with, so it was different. This girl was doing it, and it was in front of you. This girl's doing it behind your back. She's sort of deceptive about it, right? Because you're not supposed to know, right?

And you guys are dating and she's pretending like she's monogamous with you? And then you're finding out through other people that she's fucking everybody and anything? Yeah. And now were you, how long did you date her for? Probably about two years. I was so stupid.

You know, the thing is, like, I moved into her house. We were just roommates. I lived in the bottom, the basement part of her house. And she had a boyfriend. She was seeing a doctor at the time. And, you know,

I used to babysit their kids. her kids They were Right They were We were all friends You know New boyfriend

And he was a doctor They got in an argument And she got She's fucking I didn't know this It's pretty Uh huh But they had a date

They were planning On going To get some suits That's okay I don't believe I got reservations That I really don't care

If you're my name No one's gonna know Joe Bob Bill I mean There's such generic names No one's gonna know Who the hell John is You know what I mean

John from Utah I'm sure There's like millions of them but I'll delete it anyway. Go on. Anyway, so we go on her. I was so shy. Like, I'm, I was the only good at least.

That she hadn't bang, right. Yeah. And you're living in her house. So it's so easy. She doesn't even have to hide in the closet. Like, you're right there at all times. Well, that's funny that you mentioned the closet. So I start fucking this chick.

And she hasn't really broke up with her boyfriend, but I really don't. Yeah, I really don't care. Like, and eventually they did. Like, from the basement, I was basically living, we were shared. Well, one that one morning, he said, just, will you just, I'll explain later. I'm like, okay. Right, so there's another dude at that door. Yeah, so I go downstairs, and it's the doctor boyfriend, and he's crying.

I can hear him about how he wants another chair. He doesn't know why she's treated. And I'm just sitting down there. Get fucking rid of this. She doesn't. She brings him up. stairs. I can hear him crying. I can hear them. They're

in the bed. They're fucking. Right. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Like, go, you should have a biscuit on my girlfriend. Because I kind of stuble them, oh man. I don't know. I'm sitting down there, sitting down in the basement. This is fucking bullshit.

Right. What fuck. Right. But that kind of shit sometimes gets guys whipped. It's just like it's the same thing when a girl's when a guy treats a girl like shit and she just can't get out of it, you know what I mean? Like she just goes back for more.

It just happens a lot. It could happen to guys, too. I've seen guys abused by women and they just can't get away. There's something about that, that you're almost like so mesmerized by being treated like such shit that it's like a car accident. Like you can't stop. You know what I mean? You can't get away. It's like something about it because it's so off the wall that people get sort of fixated

on it sometimes. I mean, he's sitting there crying, but you're also in the other room like pissed off that she's fucking another guy. but you're both, she's sort of like in control. She's like manipulating everybody in that scenario. She's absolutely in control. She's absolutely full of everything. Right.

You're no different than the doctor guy that's crying. You're, you know, she drove you nuts, fucking all these people. I mean, you became him right, because you stayed dating her even after that. Exactly. Exactly. I just took that dude's role. Like I was smart. Right.

It's so smart I would have been like, fuck and I don't want him. of that shit. Right, exactly. I was jealous of this dude because he was fucking this beautiful girl. And I didn't realize that I was going to be him in two years. Right. I was going to be fucking everybody. And I'm going to be the one crying.

Why are he fucking? Right. And, you know, once, like, I'm sorry about, like, if you have half a brain, if some girl does that to you on some level, you're like, I mean, how paranoid were you went every time you were in some place with her that there's a guy in another room like listening to her fucking you because like that's what she did to this other guy right like you

know she does it to that guy she's going to do it to you eventually so you probably never trusted her the whole time anyway how could you yeah but she was one of the most amazing fucking ways I've ever had right well there's that crazy matrix you know and the crazy girls are really

good and bad a lot of my guy friends would say that it's just the truth the thing she was doing um she would do this she would go to bars she just caused like fucking murders basically well i'm not even exaggerating no i know that's if women have that power like just by being beautiful or sexual like you know when you sort of cut it all down you know women are seducers and men can be seduced and if a woman is like could just forget about everything else like forget about being a real person or bringing a lot to the table and just use her sexuality to drive

men nuts. She really can. It really is that simple. Yeah. Guys are that easy. She drove she drove a dude to actually smash a beer mug into another dude's face, putting women at home. See, I have to as a woman, like I have to respect, not respect

women, like I wish I could be like that, but I think that that's like something she's off her rocker because like in a way like women are, like in the opposite scenario, like men create that kind of craziness and women all the time, right? I mean, women do crazy things because of guys mostly.

It's rare that you meet the woman that does it to a man, but they exist. And you kind of got to be like, oh, my God, she's just like, you know, I might want to high-five her behind closed doors. I want to high-five her. I hated her guts, but now, like, now that I'm... I mean, if you're going to be crazy, at least she, like, ruled her craziness, you know, and she just left, like, a sea of, like, dead guys behind her. You know, she was out of her mind, but there's something funny about it to me. I know that's terrible to say.

She's one of the funniest people I've ever met. Mm-hmm. She would fucking, she would call me over. And unbeknownst to me, like, she'd have a dude over. She's booty call me because she knows I'm so fucking corny all the time, an opportunity. That she would have her fucking boyfriend come over, and he would shit in the closet while she fucking answered the door and the negligee, you know, fucking took me to. her bedroom was all fucking really romantic and like low-lit cana-lac yeah wait okay wait this i didn't even know well how do you know now how did you find out

that that was going to tell me afterwards she told me yeah like there were times there was she told me some shit like some of that kind of shit where like oh she told me this story about if she was doing that exact same fucking scenario with some dude at the box i don't know if this is your experience, but every time I have a, every time I have a relationship, we break up, right? Sexual chemistry was like, yeah, I think sometimes booty calls are best with people that you've been emotionally through the sort of emotional roller coaster with them because then you've been there done that and that tends to be, that tends to not happen again and that's always, I think the best people if you're going to do a booty call with is somebody that you've been there done that

emotionally with and then you could just do the sex thing with them. So yeah, I think that that's a good Yeah. And not only that, but just like by virtue of the fact that you've already had a relationship with them, like you already know the way they operate. Yeah, you feel comfortable and your friends and you like each other as people. That's always works for the girl, you know? And I think because emotionally you've been through everything, it tends to not get messy in that scenario, you know? So she booty called me one night, and she was like, we've walked for a while. I was letting there, and she's telling me all this shit that she's done.

Like she told me that she went to, she took her boyfriend to the bar and they picked up a dude that they wanted to come home. And her boyfriend went out to smoke a cigarette or some show like that. The dude from the bar locked him out of their house. Oh my God. She's got this weird fantasy of having like one guy here and the other guy there. Like that's like her thing. So really if you look at it, it's like a pattern. I want her on my show.

Do you still friends with her? Oh, man. Let me ask you this. But let me ask you this. Do you think that there's a chance that maybe some of her scenarios were like fake, like she lied, like she would just say that there was someone in the closet? Or do you really believe that there was? I believe her.

I believe everything he tells me because I've seen it. She's so, she was fucked dude in the garage. She did it with me. Right, right. You were in the other room. Right. So those things always just really went down. Well, okay.

Let me get to this. Okay, now I've heard it all. Okay, these stories can go on for another hour, I'm short, because, you know, you're 39 now. You started doing all this stuff when you're like 26 and got out of that relationship. But now you're in a monogamous relationship, you say, right? How long you've been dating this girl? Two years. And you've been monogamous with her and you really dig her.

But you're just trying to get her. Like where you want to take this relationship now is into swinging. She knows, because we started off with talking about this girl. Like she knows you blew her roommate. She knows about your whole second. sexual past, right? Did you go in? You said in the beginning

that you go into relationships and tell women like I'm not going to be faithful, so don't even bother. Did you go in with this girl saying that or have you changed your tune? Because you're monogamous with her. Well, I think I don't necessarily I don't ever want to rule anything out.

Right. But did you go in telling her? Did you say, hey, listen, like I'm just not a minute, like you say that you have in the past. Did you do that with this girl? and she was like okay that's fine I've known her for 10 years I've known my girl so she's seen me

but she's known she's heard all these stories as they're happening she knows everything about me right so she knows the deal she knows who you are so you knew it right off the bat

she's accepting you for everything and she knows like we said the big thing is she knows you sucked off her guy roommate her gay guy roommate and she dated you. right after that.

Yeah. Right. And so in two years, you haven't been able to get her or sort of open her up to having any kind of sexual experiences that you're interested in? She's open.

The thing is, she has a very public job. Mm-hmm. She wants to, if she ever really does want to do any of her. Right. Like maybe if you go on vacation or something,

she'll do like a threesome or something with you. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that. It just means that I'm going to be going on a lot more vacations than I'm usually. Right, right.

I mean, do you find as a guy who was like totally not able to be monogamous? Do you think that you're able to be monogamous for two years with this girl because you've sort of got a lot of stuff out of your system and you're a little bit older? Or is it about the girl or are you tortured being monogamous? It's all the above. Right. It's partly that. It's partly because I've got it out of my system.

Partly because some of that stuff I don't want out of my system. I enjoy it. I really love fucking crazy sex. Right. I love it. And you want to have more of it. You're only 39 years old. I think you're like, I mean, I don't, I don't know.

I don't know how long I have. I think you have forever. You know, there's this whole old age community. And I've talked about this before. My mother just brought up to me the other day. Like there's this old age community down in Florida where they have the highest rate of STDs because all these people are fucking each other like crazy. And there's like, within this old age community,

they have like a thing where they set up where if your garage door is left open at night, that means you're open for business. And they're all doing crazy stuff and getting tons of STDs because they're like really old and they're like, who cares anymore? You know what I mean? They lived in that generation where they couldn't do anything. So they're all sort of getting it out of their system now. So I mean, they're all banging at 70 and 80 years old.

So I think it never gets old. I think it sex is a great thing. If you do what you want to do and it's healthy in whatever way that is for you, you'll be doing it to the end of time. If you're lucky, why stop? That's good to, I mean, that's good to think. That's nice to hear. But, I mean, when I was 20 years old,

I didn't know what it was going to be like when I was 38. Like, I had no idea. I have no idea what it's going to be like when I'm 48. Well, I got to tell you, what I've seen with guy, friends of mine, some of the biggest players, I have seen a trend that, like, when they turn about 48, 49, 50, the normal ones tend to slow down a little bit. And I'm not talking about Viagra.

I mean, there's things that you could just like pop a pill and that's going to change all that. But I definitely see that a lot of my guy friends who were really hardcore out there about 48, 49, they feel different. They start to change a little bit. They start to slow down. They're not chasing tail as much. And some of them actually like it.

It's a little bit more content place to be, right? Than just so fucking horny and you need to get off all the time. But then, you know, guys will just take Viagra and they go back. I see guys that are dysfunctional, like doctor guy, who's like, could still fuck five times a day every day at 49. And to me, that something's wrong with him. Like, I don't, I think that that's like a, that's someone that's like taking every bit of their emotion and just sending it down to their dick. Like, instead of sort of experiencing all different things. Because I think that it should be a healthy balance.

It's like you just can't need sex that much. It's almost too much. But that's, that's something a podcast I do with him. So, you know, you'll be having it to the dawn time. It'll just probably be a matter of time before you open up with this girl. And when you do turn your monogamous relationship into a swinging relationship, I'd love to have you call back in. And I'm sure you have like, I mean, I never like my podcast to be more than like an hour.

We're at like an hour and 20 minutes. But that doesn't matter. It's all just been great stories, you know. I could talk to you probably for two more hours and get more stories than the shit that you said because it can't just be this many people. but so we'll do a part two when you turn this monogamous relationship like I said into like a swinging thing or you change it around because that's just a matter of time don't you think I hope or it's not enough if it doesn't here's the thing like she's usually I'm not I get dumped a lot I get talked a lot

she just might be the next person who's dealt me for not being faithful oh right but you've been faithful so far and she knows that yeah and she could believe you because you're pretty honest right yeah that's for me but if i fuck somebody else i'm going to tell her and i'm going to right but why don't you like why if you really do you really like this girl yeah right so why don't you instead of like why don't you be a little bit more forward thinking and since you know that that scenario you need to tell her like let's get on this now because eventually i'm going to screw someone else and I'd rather do it with you than behind your back. So that's why you

need to get her on board and on some sort of agreement. Because maybe, because she knows you, maybe if you guys have a good enough relationship, she won't care or she'll do it with you or you or you guys could figure out a way to make it work in your relationship so you don't lose it. Because I think you're a little like sloppy in that you're just like, oh, I just tell people like I cheat and then they dump me in. It's like you're kind of passive to who you are and the way you do business, whereas you could take a little control of the situation and be more successful to have, like, longer relationships and be who you are. There are people that are able to swing or have open relationships with people and make it last.

Like, you have to figure that out. Right. That's why I think I'm a little bit like your doctor guy. Yeah. Because he just doesn't give a fuck. No, he really doesn't. I don't care. Like, you could go into my apartment before I moved, before I started living with my girlfriend.

and there would be panties on the floor and there would be fucking six different fucking shit they would leave there and I wouldn't care. Right, but what is that about? I don't understand if you really care about the person you should care. It's like maybe just being like it's just a personality type.

You know, Dr. Guy is just like a personality type and I think sometimes you can't change certain things about yourself so it's like harder for you to be a person that cares than a regular person that cares. You know what I mean? Like you have to try to be someone that cares Like something you have to cultivate within yourself You know what I mean?

If you want to not keep losing women that you like But like doctor guy would say They're like they'll just be another one you know So maybe you're like The problem Yeah that is the problem The problem I don't have a problem finding women Right so you feel like even if you lose this one

And she's really great and you really love her You'll meet another one that's really great And you really love and you just do whatever you want This is why I need to be born as a man in my next lifetime It is a man's world. It doesn't work like that for women. It's a very different experience. It's like men hold a lot of the power in the situation.

You're lucky in that way. But like, I don't know. You know, you're 39 now. You might feel differently at 49, 50. You might, you know, I don't know. Doctor Guy hasn't changed really. I can't imagine. I don't always change my life is if I had a little girl.

Mm-hmm. Do you want to have kids? Are you looking to have kids? My girlfriend does. Right. Right. So, listen, you still have time for that, but, you know, you have like a good 10 years before your Giz starts going bad. For a woman, her eggs go bad at 40.

Man, his sperm starts to get a little messed up at 50. So, you know, you have a good 10 years that you could get a girl pregnant. Maybe you just have a kid. I'm having a kid now. I'm really excited. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, that might change you.

And, you know, it's like, why not change it up? That's how I feel, you know. You might slow down. You might feel different. I would just hope that if I do have a, if I end up ever having a kid, I would want to have a little gay boy. A gay boy? A gay boy. How come a gay boy?

A gay boy. I mean, I wouldn't mind. I'm having a boy. I'm very open. If my kid was gay, I would love it. Like, whatever, you know. But why would you want a gay boy? I was having this conversation with my buddy the other day, you know, about this.

And he's like, I would be terrified if I had a girl. I would be so worried about. And he's like, what about what women do to men, dude? Like, seriously, think about it. Like, who has really hurt you the most in this life? Oh, I see what you're saying. So you want a gay guy because he's dealing with men and you know how men are and you feel like that's the safest sort of child to have.

Yep. Yeah, there you go. Because I don't have to worry about my little kid's heart being broke, if you want. Right. I think what you should worry about is your. heart being broken and figure out how to be a little smarter in your relationship. So you're not so passive. I mean, you just might be that guy.

Like I said, to me, that's like maybe a personality trait, that you're not that guy that just like shit is happening in his relationships that he feels like he has no control over. Yet you do have control. You have control over yourself. You could not cheat if you don't want to and if you're really like a girl. You know, it's just the problem of do you care enough or not? But, you know, that's for you to figure out. You didn't call my podcast.

I mean, you call my podcast to just tell these, like, interesting stories, which I love. Like you're not really looking for advice. I don't need to start telling you how you need to change. That's just my little bit of advice because I just hear a little bit of that. Sort of victim sort of vibe in you that you act as if you're sort of a victim to these things that happen. But really, you're not. You're just sort of passive to shit that happens to you. And I know people that are like that.

You're a sweetheart. Okay. Thanks. I don't know how you got that from what I just said to you. I wasn't insulting you, though. I was just giving you some of a little bit. No, I know. Yeah.

I just, I think part of, I think you're a little bit of a devil too. I think that, I don't know. What do I know about you? I don't know about you until you stay on the podcast. A devil. Listen, I'm a, well, that laugh. That laugh. I hear you say shit sometimes.

It's really snarky and that laugh that you do. Uh-huh. It sounds a little devious. Listen, I'm not like a quiet. You're a little bit of evil. Yeah, no, I am not a quiet. No, no, no. I am not a quiet wall-fowel.

flower for sure, but I am not evil. I really, like I have to say when I was younger, I had a lot of fucked up things. I cleaned myself out a lot. And I'm a do the right thing kind of person, but I don't mean do the right thing like I don't fuck up in life or I don't, but like I'm not, I'm a nice person deep down inside. That's what I, that's very important to me. So I'm not really evil or manipulative or any of that dark stuff. No, I'm really not. But I have a good sense of humor. I think everything's fucking funny. And, you know, that's that. But no. I'm not really evil. Really not.

But you can read my book. I mean, that's just my relationships, you know? I still do want to read your book. I haven't got to it yet. I don't know if it's so much for guys. It's just like one relationship story after another, but it's like $2.99. If you're like a member of Kindle, you could get it for free.

And you'll read some crazy stories. You could write a book, too, all these stories. So, you know, if you ever want to do a part two or call in, you know, once you start really listening to my podcast, you'll see how people that call back in. I'd love to have you back on because it's like you, you got some a lot of, you have a lot of great stories.

So keep me post-up. What do we call you, Jinks? C-R-C-R-K-U-E-E-R-G-U-E. C-I-R-Q-U-E, C-I-R-Q-E, C-I-R-Q. Yes. Okay, sir, thanks so much for calling in, and I, you know, I'll have you back on when you want it, whenever you want.

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