Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 099 - William's Abnormally Large Cock is Causing him Some Serious Problems

Episode Date: November 9, 2015

William calls in because he's ready to settle down but he can't find a woman who can handle his overly large cock. His size has been a big problem for him his whole life and he remains to this day completely unsatisfied both sexually and emotionally. How big is his dick? How does it effect his love/sex life? Has any women been able to have vaginal or anal sex with him? Will he ever find someone ho will? Tune in to find out as well as hear a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today I have on a guy who has a really big dick. And when I say a really big dick, I mean like it is abnormally large, like freakishly large, like so large that he can't enjoy sex. And it is a real problem. I didn't really know whether it was a real problem because like I saw this ad on Craigslist. with this guy who was looking for help about his big dick and he posted this picture of this big dick and looking for girls 18 to 21 to give him advice and I'm thinking like oh this is some sort of scam right this is some guy that's just looking to get size queens into his bedroom right like that's a good way

to put it out there put him a fake pick of a big dick and like get girls to like email you and then bait and switch them right but turns out that's not the case this is a real guy with a real problem And he's on Facebook. He explains everything. He explains why he's on Craigslist with an ad like that. And, you know, how his big dick has affected his life and it actually has affected it in a negative way. And for all you guys out there who are average size or below average who thinks, like,

how could a dick be that too big? And like, I don't know. I think a lot of guys just would always want a bigger dick. They just think it's like a better thing. But, you know, this poor guy is here to say. It's not really that good of a thing to have. I mean, it really is a serious problem. And you'll hear all about it.

So I'm just going to be right back on with William. Do you have a story, lifestyle, or situation you can't talk about to anyone, to anyone? Or do you just want to let your freak flag fly and be on the show? Well, Strictly Anonymous wants to hear from you. Send us an email, Strictly Anonymous podcast at gmail.com with your story and your anonymous name. And remember, everything is strictly anonymous. Strictly anonymous. Hi, is this William.

Hey, yes, how you doing? Good, how you doing, William? Pretty good, thank. Cool, you're on the Strictly Anonymous podcast. I'm taping now. Oh, okay. So I didn't know whether you were going to call in. I'm glad that you did.

So let's just start off with, like, the obvious. Like, you, I mean, you post an ad on line, right? And you're looking for advice. Just so, you know, I'm not within your age. range of 18 to 21. I know that I think that's the age range of you're looking for girls to reach out to you to give you their advice on your huge cock, right? Like you just have this really big dick. Supposedly you put a picture up of like the biggest thing I've ever seen and I don't even know if that's hard or not, but it's fucking huge, right? And you say that that's you and you have a problem

dating girls and having sex with girls because most of the time it's too much for them or all the time it's too much for them. Is that correct? Yes, my cock is soft in that picture and usually the women. I mean, the age I'm asking for, I'm open to an older woman's advice, but, you know what I mean? So I'm just trying to think so what they're looking. They do, but there becomes a point where there's a difference between well-endowed and like freakishly big and painful. Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like tits.

Like you ever seen like, I mean, there's like double D tits, right? And those are big tits. And then you see these women with these tits and they, I mean, obviously they're not really. real like your dick but they make them so big they're almost like an oddity and sometimes when a dick is too big I think it unfortunately takes on that effect a little bit that it's actually like beyond big do you know what I mean right and that could be a problem like a real problem now this is what I thought and you you know sort of tell me what you think or you know set me straight like when I see that ad I think you know, this guy could be kind of smart.

He could just kind of be putting a picture out there of like this really big dick and be like, play the victim like, oh, my dick is so big. I can't fuck girls. Like, could somebody help me? And that's the way to get girls who like big dicks to show up on your doorstep and fuck you and maybe, you know, it's like a bait and switch kind of a thing. So I was like, you know, is this guy, is this a real problem or is this guy just sort of fronting to get girls there?

Because I see a lot of ads on Craigslist. I go through a lot of stuff. and a lot of times people are, I think, doing that sort of thing. So how do we know that this is really you and your dick is really that big? I mean, a lot of girls say, you know, I do get quite a few responses. And usually what I do is I send them videos or pictures. Oh, with your face and stuff. And it's common that they ask that.

But I do send them actual pictures. You know, they are intrigued by it. And it's once in a while I might see it. But usually it'll take a few. few times meeting her for her to adjust to it. Right. But that is a common question. I usually send pictures.

Right. So you're able to prove to women after you get that far with them to show them that that is really you, that this really is a thing. And so do you get, do you find that most of the women that reach out to you or women that are like size queens and are looking to sort of, I mean, because are they really calling you to help you or do they want to kind of fuck you and see what it's like? Well, a lot of them call me, and we talk about it like we are now. Uh-huh.

And they like that I'm not just some sleazy guy looking for sex type thing, I guess. Uh-huh. But they do talk to me. What I do find out that a lot of women are intrigued by just, you know, natural. They're instinctively, they're attracted to it. And a lot of women, they do show up in my doorstep, like you said. And they do try. They do try to take it on, right?

They give it the... Yes, they do. And usually, I mean, if they can... can. They do definitely, you know, there's other things we can like to be stretched out. Right. Totally. Now, let me get a little background on you because you're like most of the time when these women reach out, they're happy that I'm not a total sleaze bag, right? But so, you know, how, like, your guy, right, that puts a picture of yourself, like, totally naked on Craigslist looking for advice where you probably know that these girls are going to want to fuck you.

So how does it, like, how do you say that you're not a sleaze bag? Not that that's a sleazy thing to do, right? but it kind of does seem like you're on there. So listening women for sex may be using the whole advice thing as a ploy, or is it like you're really looking for advice? Yeah, I'm looking for a relationship, a woman, because the relationships I've been in, my size has been an issue. So I'm looking for, basically I'm trying to cut through.

I like this off, so basically, I'm just trying to cut through all the bullshit. I'm dating someone for three months, and then sexually we have problems, which I just how it used to be. So now I just put it out of all. Then, you know, then I'm open to a one-night stand. Right. Okay, that's interesting.

Right. So it's like, it's kind of like your problem solving. Like this is like you never sort of did this type of thing in the past. You did things more regularly, like redate women. And then all of a sudden down the line you like them. And then your dick comes out and they're like, fuck that shit. And they're out of there. And you're like, this is probably a much more efficient way to weed out those women to begin with.

Because you fish out of a smaller pond because of it. unfortunately. Right. The last relationship I was in was two years and when I met her, you know, there I am. Okay, but let's just get into some basic facts. And I just want to know a little bit about your background history too and everything because I've never, I once had, I always like guys with bigger dicks. My friends knew that and I once had a friend introduced me to a guy. She's like, oh, I'm going to set you up with my ex-boyfriend. He's so huge. And I know for a fact that this guy used to date a very famous woman. So whenever I see her on TV, I'm always sort of like, how is she even walking?

Because I know that she fucked this guy and I know how big his dick was and it wasn't like anything I had ever seen before. And I went out with him and like the first night we were together his like pants came off and I don't know it started to get harder.

It really looked like a baby's arm. Like it was like nothing I had ever seen before. It was like bigger than anything. As far as I was concerned it wasn't even a dick. Like it was something else. You know, it was like another sort of appendages. What is that word of appendage on his body?

Right? that didn't sort of, I've never seen it before. And I couldn't accommodate it. I didn't even try. I kind of like talked about it like a science project. And he was like, if you keep talking about it, it's not going to get hard. And I couldn't believe that it wasn't totally hard. Right. So I just think that it's like it definitely is something that could sort of scare. I don't remember what my point is. Scare like sort of a women away. But like when did you know? I mean, your dick though, to me, doesn't look as wide as his and as deformed, but it is so huge.

How do you even wear clothes? Like, honestly, like, how do you even wear clothes with a dick that big? Well, that's, I mean, that's, that's, that's, that's like a daily, it's hard. But the underwear, it doesn't really hold it. It'll fall out down the leg. So then you can see the outline down my leg, but. Oh, my gosh, so your whole family, your mom probably, like as a kid, like, did, Do you ever talk about it with your mom or like, is it a joke in your family?

Like she must have known as a baby. Like this must have been something obvious, right? Like people must know. Yeah, no, it's, you know, definitely a teenager and, you know, in the pool. Like my mother's there. It's just a lot of it, you know, people, you know, I ended up dating. Again, it drugs. Right.

And even so even as a little kid, it was always super huge, right? I mean, it wasn't that size when you were five, right? But like, as you were growing up, it just kept growing. where are you kind of like when is this going to stop growing? Like what the fuck? Yeah, when I was like 11 or 12 or and then, you know, I kind of grew into it with my body. But again, it's never finding that sex going. Yeah, and that must be so frustrating as a dude with a regular sex drive, right, that you can't have constant action.

I can't. You have no idea. Like, during sex, I want to, I can't use what I have. That must be a chore. But I mean, like, I once knew a guy who had one of those things. it's like the opposite of you. It's called a micro penis. You know what I'm talking about?

Like I didn't even believe they existed, but they do. And they're like little nubs, like a little tiny little thing. And to see him jerk off up and down, it was like the weirdest thing you've ever seen, right? Because there's no place to move when you go up and down. There's a half an inch, right? But for you, I can't imagine how you would jerk off because you have like, what is your length and size? Because I don't, my show is strictly anonymous. I'm not going to, I wish people could see what I saw.

on your ad, right? Because it's like right there. So I know what I'm looking at. But let's explain it since this is like a radio show and people can't see it. Like what's the length and width? Do you have those measurements? Yeah, the length is 13.2 inches and the width is 8. Oh my God. And that's hard?

That's hard. Yeah. Soft. It's about 8.5. Right. And then it goes to 13 and 8.5 round. Yeah, it doesn't get very swollen. And in the picture, it's a workout. yeah I definitely I come a lot and like you said it's a good point that you mentioned I have a high second before work and later tried to even at the office I know nothing how come because they can't sort of go all the way on it right like I mean really if it's one thing to give a hand job right that's easy to do but like how does a girl take that in her mouth right she can never get the whole thing in her right? I mean have you ever had a girl be able to deep throat you? No never but that's the whole thing they usually lick the side up and down or orally they can't make me

come and then during sex, it's like imagine going in a quarter of the way. I'm not getting to orgasm. So, you know, and that was amazing. I was going to say, why did you give up on her? No, she moved too far away. Right. How old are you? 34. So you're 34. What was the longest girlfriend you've ever had, this two-year relationship, but it wasn't good sex, right? Yeah, the two-year. I tried to make it work, or different races. Oh, it isn't. I was going to say. say because I think black women like you know their men are more well-hung than white men right you're white because I saw your picture right so I know that right so I was thinking maybe a black woman would

be more able to handle it because they're more used to it right but that's not the case right that's what I thought I am attracted to black women and again oh no we'll use it trust me don't worry we'll pitch you at the end we'll pitch it now if anyone's listening and wants like I mean listen they could find you on Craigslist if anyone's curious, right, and wants to see your pick and see what we're talking about, right? They could go onto Craigslist, right?

And find your ad. Are you always up there? Do you always have that ad running? How long have you been running that ad on Craigslist for? About a year and a half now and I have another. Right. But they can definitely email me. Right. Well, if any woman is like curious and wants to sort of try you out,

they can email me at strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. And then I'll put them in touch with you. But I also think people would, I know for me, because I'm a very curious person, I would want to, if I'm listening to you, and now I know for real, because I've talked to you for like 15 minutes already. And I could tell, like, for sure, this is, that's a real picture. This is your real deal. And this is a real problem that you're having, right? I didn't know before I talked to you, whether this is going to be some sort of bullshit thing, right? And you're just some creep looking to get fuck girls and you're using a fake picture. Or you're the real deal. But you're the real deal.

I could tell that already. So I know I would be curious to see the. and see like how big you really are. So if anyone really wants to see that, like I can't post that or give out links or anything. But since you're open to it, people could just go on Craigslist and sort of look, right? What's the title of, do you want to put it out there, the title? I could always delete this if you don't want to. Yeah, you can check. And then I have pictures of myself as well.

I can send you until you have them. No, no. I don't like to know my guess. I prefer to keep it anonymous, even though some people try to send me their pictures afterwards. I like the whole anonymous thing. Yeah, but if you want people, I think it would be interesting for some of my listeners that are curious like I am to be able to see the ad. So how would they go about finding it?

So what I'll do is I'll post one talent. Tall, dark, and well and down. Okay, I'll be airing this podcast on Sunday. So do it after, do it Monday morning, okay? Because I air new episodes in my podcast every Sunday night. I'll definitely be airing yours this Sunday. So that's when you should put the ad up because when people start listening to it, you know what I mean?

that's when they're going to hear it since these are pre-recorded. Okay. Okay. So Sunday night, I'll post it tall, dark, and well and down. Yeah, tall, dark and well-down. So you're 34. You've had a long-term relationship for two years, but the sex was never satisfying. You could never really be satisfied sexually because, like you said, most guys, I mean,

like, honestly, like, I think that they say that the average dick size is, like, six to eight, but I think that that's total bullshit. As a person who's, like, screwed a lot of guys. I'm, like, open about that. was never in a long-term relationship. So I've been around the block and I'm older. So I've seen a lot of dicks and I got to tell you, I think it's more like four to six is the average. And you're going to get guys that are bigger than that. So with, you know, so you are like triple the size of most guys, right? So most women probably could only take one third of your dick.

Isn't that what you said goes in most of the time? That's all you, you're getting satisfied by, right? And you can't get satisfied by that. Right. About one third. I mean, I'll go down on her firm. But, you know, at the end of day it's about one third of it um that actually goes in and it's more pain fat i like oh god yeah that's terrible imagine like how do you get like unless you were like a sick fuck that was into that right how that's not a turn on to see a girl like in pain right when you're screwing her right yeah i want i want her coming and smiling and say give me more so it's more like i'm i'm easing into it are you at the end of the day it's so at the end of the day it's it's strange posting those think in a weird way it

make sense. You're like problem solving, right? Like, I mean, this isn't, you're not doing this at 17 years old because your dick is too big. You're like 34 years old. You've been out there. You tried it probably the regular way. But you found that like it didn't work. So I think it's, I actually think it's very efficient of you to be doing it this way. Like you said, you're kind of putting the worst part about you out there, weeding the people out and then taking it from there. So it's like instead of seeing 50 girls, you know, you see three. But they know the deal going into it. And hopefully you're waiting to find that one who's like the Spanish girl, right? Listen, the good news is if that Spanish girl existed, she can't be the only one.

Like, it's just not physically possible. There has to be other women like her out there. It's probably not a lot of women. But somebody else like her has to exist, right? Because you did find her. She could take you anally the whole way. Could anyone ever take you vaginally the whole way? I don't see how that's possible because there's a cervix.

And, like, I know the female anatomy, like, I just don't see how it's physically possible. No, like I said, I'm a problem-solver, and I cut to nothing. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I mean, have you ever talked to, like, a doctor about this? Yeah, I mean, my regular doctor is a woman, and she's more curious about the size, you know, she was, I mean, it's a joke around her. She's never seen one that large ever, and. That's a little weird.

That's, like, did she want to screw you? Like, I mean. No, she didn't want to screw. me, but it was more like doing, you know, the examination, it was more interest of, you know, she's asking, do you get hard? Can you, you know, what are your organ like, things like that? Right. Have you ever, like, met any other guys or gone Googling?

Like, in this day and age, you could find so many forums out there and find, and it's a way to connect with, like, people all over the world, right? So have you ever been able to find other guys like you out there? There have to be other guys like you out there, right? And maybe they have solutions to this problem, or they could maybe tell you their experience. Have you ever met any other guys like that? No, I'm not, I've really, I don't really feel comfortable talking to men about it, to be honest with you. No, I know.

When you asked me whether I was a woman beforehand, that's when I didn't know. Like, is this like a creepy creepster guy that's thinking we're going to have like a sex talk or is this like a real dude? But that's why you were asking because it wouldn't be comfortable for you to talk to a guy. But no, I mean like a guy that has the same. There's got to be guys like you that have the same exact issue. There has to be. You can't be the only guy with an, like, abnormally large penis out there, right? No, I'm sure there's other guys, but I don't have a problem with that, but I'm not looking for a man.

You know what I mean? Right. No, but I think that, not if you look for that as an ad. I think a lot of people post things out there, right? Like, you post an ad out there, like, you have an ad out there looking for women for advice on, like, what to do with a guy that has too big of a dick for sex, right? there's got to be other guys out there that maybe are advertising on a forum looking for other men to talk to because they have this problem or they have a blog about their big dick and how they've dealt with it. I don't know. I just think, you know, in your time, like your private time when you're Googling and stuff, you should try to find and see if you connect even just like online with somebody else that's out there. And like I said, it's not about you putting an ad out there looking for guys. Look to see. You might not even have to meet the person. Maybe there's an article written. written about it. Maybe there's a YouTube video

about a guy that has that same thing. I just think you should kind of look for those stories, right? Because they might be out there online. Yeah, no, that's a good point. Actually, I have done that. I like I were, you know, sex talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is things out there. But,

again, all women comes down to it. But again, she's, again, you know, tonight. I know that you, I know, listen, I think in anything when somebody like, you know, when anything, like you have a real problem. For real. Like, this is a serious problem.

And I think most men would be totally in this, like, you know, feel the same way that you do. Because, like, you're like a real man with a regular sex drive. Maybe your sex drive is even greater because your dick is bigger. I don't know if there's, like, a sort of gauge, but, like, that is that there's a correlation between that. But, you know, I think that, you know, you have to believe. And it's good that, you know, you keep trying and you're trying different angles and you're still going out on. with girls because eventually I do believe you will be able to find somebody that can handle it. It has to be.

Or I don't know. Or you have to find the girl that could take it anally. I don't know that vaginally you're ever going to find a girl that could take it just because of the way that a girl is built. Do you know what I mean? Like when you look at the female anatomy, I don't think it's possible to find a girl that's going to have her cervix, you know, 13 inches up inside of her. Do you understand? Well, I love it's funny you mention that because that's my, I've changed. change my approach now.

You're right. So when I meet them, that they'd be, enjoys it, then I can. Yeah, you could get her off vaginally a little bit, just going in the other way,

and then you could get off with, you know, the anal thing. But I think that you need that. I don't think that you're ever going to find a woman just vaginally alone that's going to be able to accommodate.

So you need to find that Spanish girl. You need to find another woman like that Spanish girl. And I think that's the good news. The good news is that she, you had that experience. And she showed you that that is there are going to be women that can handle it. Absolutely.

And that's the good news. Yeah. So that's kind of, it's funny you said that because I've been thinking about that. Yeah, because it's not all these girls. They don't, you know, listen, we're like sitting here analyzing it. And I'm asking you every question from every different angle, right? But these girls aren't going to be doing that when they're with you. You know, they're just like maybe just like horny and think you got the biggest dick and they're just going to fuck you.

But they're not really thinking about it, you know, the way we are right now talking about it. They're not really, like they don't really get the fact that there's, no matter how hard they try, no matter how much they're into it, they're probably physically not going to be able to handle it vaguely. It's just not possible, right? So I think you should put that out there in the ad. So you could weed out the people even better, right? Because you're doing this to be efficient and get what you want, which is a relationship with a woman that you could have a satisfying sex life with. Right. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to revinal sex and, you know, willing to explore that.

think that's true because if I can find a girl that I like and have feelings for, as long as I can be satisfied. I'll be okay with that. I can manage. Yeah, it really sucks. Do you want children? Yes. I want kids. I love kids. Yes. Right. So when you're like 34, right? Like if it was up to you and you can meet a girl today, right? Like this girl tonight wound up to be the one. Like, when are you looking to get like married and have kids? Like, what's your timeline look like for you? Well, I'm not getting any younger and I have my own business, my own house, and I'm looking for that way. I don't want to keep doing. Right.

So you really have, you got to be on, like, you have to meet that person soon because you want that stuff to happen now, right? Exactly. Yes, I do. Very much so. Right. And since you're not like a player and you're not that guy that just wants like a one night stands, like you really want a woman that you could connect with and want like a real

relationship. Like one woman that can handle you is enough, right? That's all here. He's not that hard, right? except it is hard. If I could find a girl that can handle me, then I'm happy to look anymore. Because then I would never,

I might never find her again. So that one woman, if she can't handle me, I'm going to lock it up and we're going to get married right away. Yeah, and she's going to be, like, I'm sorry, but like that girl is going to be really lucky because she's going to know for a fact that her guy will never cheat on her because he just can't. Like, you just can't.

Like, you are, like, kind of like the great guy, you know? Exactly. And once she's been with me, I know that she can never cheat on me because you'll never be able to have sex with an average man again. Exactly. Exactly. So it's not so bad, but it's like, it's taught, like, I listen, I feel for you. I think it's, it's tough, it's a tough situation that you're in. And I think some people think like, oh, maybe guys that aren't well hung and have the opposite problem wish that they, like, had a bigger dick. But like, there is a such a thing as, like, too big. Yes, there is. And these guys complaining. Yes. You know what I mean? Just because I do meet a lot of women that I will meet someone to do. Right. And like I said, once I find, I hope I find that one woman I can make her happy.

Right, right, totally. And now, so on a scale of one to ten, I always ask my caller is this, because I don't see your face picture. I'm not going to go looking for that. What do you rate yourself as far as looks are concerned? I would say an eight and a half, nine. Right. Okay. And now I know you keep saying you own your own business.

Like, what do you do for that business if you don't want? You don't have to tell me, but if you do want to, like, what is what you do? I mean, I own a small business. So you're successful? I'm very successful. Again, every freak guy just need that right woman. You can't help, like, what you're attracted to, what you're not attracted to, you know. You just hope, like, thank God you felt, like that Spanish girl, let me ask you this.

Like the Spanish girl, like, was it that she just could take you inal, and that was the only thing? Or did you actually like her as a person and everything else was there, too? Well, no, I liked her. She wasn't as attractive as I wanted, but the fact that she took me, you know, honestly, so what would happen is if I met an average woman that could handle it, I would, she would end up probably being with me just because she can handle it, and then we got to know each other. So normally I might not meet a girl like that, or I'm more open to take someone that might not be as a

attractive as I wanted. Just because she can't. Yeah, of course. You have to listen. We all give up something with people that we date, right? Because we're never going to, nobody finds the perfect person, right? Even though we all look for that. So you might have to give up on kind of looks or something if the girl has the capability

of taking that anally, which is, you know, probably the only way she'll be able to take it. Let me ask you this, though. is it like a genetic thing? Like, do you know anything about your dad or are there other guys in your family that you know of that have the same thing? Or is this just like some weird thing that happened to you? Yeah, my dad, she's pretty well-endowed, but not like me. So I think it was a kind of, you know, definitely no one else was near that size. And so you just have sisters?

Do you have any brothers or no? No brothers. And no cousins or anything with the same thing, like on your dad's side of the family? Yeah, my cousins, yeah, I have a lot of cousins actually And when, you know, as young boys, we would, you know But they were all very well-endowed, but not as big as me Right, not a, not near, but they have that So maybe it is a gene on some level, right?

But yours just like mutated Right, yeah, they were definitely like eight, nine inches All of them were, and my dad too We were all definitely higher than the average Right, because yours is like that 13 hard And now when you go into a year, Journal, right? Like, and other guys in style.

Like, I guess most people don't turn around and look, but do you find it's like you have guys giving you sort of like side eyes? Like, what the fuck is that? When you pull it out, like would you have to go someplace? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, when I pull it out, it hits. Do guys ever talk, like, I don't know. I'm a woman, right?

So I've never experienced that whole weird scenario that goes down when guys are peeing in front of each other standing there. Do guys ever say anything or would that be totally against like what happens in those kind of places? Yeah, you know, you're not all that. anything. You're not even allowed to look to the side because if you do, then that's it. Right. So you've never had anyone else, but you probably feel the energy, right? Like you can't help. I think we all have those instincts to feel. We're animals, right? So we pick up on people's

vibes, right? So when that thing drops on the floor, even though those guys aren't looking at you, you probably feel the shift in them that they're dying to look or they're kind of looking, right? Well, they have when you're you have peripheral vision, so even with me looking down, I can see the cock next to me. But when I pull it out, another thing is when I sit on a toilet, I have to hold my cock up in my hand because if it goes down, it goes in the water. So that's it. Let me ask you this, because I had a guy once emailed me with the same problem, and it was all about his problem was my dick is so big that I have a problem going to the bathroom. because when I shit, I can't keep my dick in the toilet. It hits the water, actually.

That's what he said when he's sitting down. So I was kind of like, why can't he just hold it up? And I used to have a guy co-host on the show. And he was like, well, Kathy, because if you think about it, like when you're shitting, sometimes you're peeing at the same time, right? Like that's what sort of happens. So does that happen to you? And how do you keep it up and out if that's what's going down?

Yeah, no, the way itself of that problem is because if I don't, you have to pee and then I just sit down and hold it in my hand. It's so crazy, right? Like that people would never believe that this is like really real. But like, because I see the picture, it really goes down. And like I said, I'm sure there's other guys like you out there. Probably not a lot, but it definitely exists. And now when you go swimming at like the beach or, you know, at a pool,

like you have to wear those long shorts, right? Like how do you make it so that it's not sticking out the bottom of your bathing suit? Well, I can't wear regular shorts. Right. like longer shorts, but even that, when it gets wet, you can see the outline run down my leg. Oh my gosh. Yeah, do people say things? Like, when you say there's a lot of attention, are people like looking and whispering?

Do people say things to you? Like, what kind of attention do you get? Well, I just went at the Starbucks and I have dress clothes on and I have like khaki dress pants and you can see it run down halfway to my knee. You can see the outline of the veins. Oh, my God. girls that were behind and she went to another girl said something. Every day it was like six and then talking.

So, I mean, that's, or some, but that's stuff like daily that I'm used to, you know what I mean? I was going to say, does that make you, how does that make you feel? Does that kind of make you feel sort of proud because you think that, you know, you know that they're kind of looking and they're intrigued? Does it embarrass you or is that uncomfortable? Like, how does that make you feel? It used to get embarrassed as a younger man, but now it does make me, it turns me on, to be honest with you. I like it, but, you know, but again, the end result has been some reason I like you, too.

Right, right. Well, that's good. That's the good news. Like, thank God, it's not like you're not driving yourself crazy because it freaks you out and it's uncomfortable. Like, at least it turns you on because you get it all the time. So that's the good part of it. How many girls have, like, approached you in person? Like, do you get a lot of aggressive girls that see you from across the room and see that

outline or like, oh, I want to fuck that guy? And then you get picked up by women a lot? Does that happen? Yeah, well, in that case, they'll look at it, they'll notice it, and they'll smile, and then they'll just, you know, start talking. They'll keep looking down. And then I've had women... You are kidding me. On your car? No, I sure. Yeah, I have. From work, actually, from work they did.

Oh, like women that you work with, or women that are in your office building or whatever? Yeah, they're in the building, and obviously they've seen it. You know, they left little notes, this and that. What are the notes? Yeah. Well, the note was, you know, I'm from this office. Like, what's my belly pha? Yeah, basically telling you, like, I like your big dick and I was wondering if we can't. Now, do you call these women and go out with them?

Like, what's happened with them? Same thing, right? They don't, like, do you take it? You know, we hook up. You know, we make out. It's just me. But usually what happens is we don't really go out again because I don't want to because, They just can't take it.

Right. And like you said, you're looking, you want to connect more than sexually with a woman, right? So, but you also don't want to be with a woman that you connect on every level except sexually, right? So you have to test out the sexual waters first. And since that's not there with any of this, why bother with anything else, right? Exactly. That's what I got to do. That's why it's out there.

And then Sunday I'm going to put the ad up. I definitely had fun talking with you, but I do have to run. That's cool. Yeah. No, we'll advertise you. will advertise your thing. What was the name again? It'll be tall, dark, and well-endowed.

Okay. For all you curious people out there, go look at tall, dark, and well-doubt, you'll know what he's talking about. And for all you women out there that are maybe looking to believe that they could take it, and maybe this is a good guy to get together with, especially if you're looking to get married and have kids, because, like, you're like a normal guy looking for that, but you could also please some size queen out there, right, that can't find a guy like that.

There's a perfect match for you out there, I believe it. and hopefully I could help you out. If you could help me out, you have no idea how grateful I would be. All right, William. We'll advertise. I'll be airing it this Sunday, so I'll keep you posted. All right. Thank you so much.

Thanks for calling in. Bye. All right. I'll tell you soon. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Okay.

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