Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1002 - Big Dicks, Small Dicks, Do Girls Like Dick Pics? and More w/Layla

Episode Date: January 2, 2025

Let’s talk about big dicks, small dicks, dick pics and more with Layla host of the Curious Girl Diaries podcast. Does size really matter to women? What is the average dick size? Length or girth, which do women prefer? Do micro penises exist and what can you do about them? Big feet, big hands, big nose, big dick, is there any truth in those statements? Dick pics, do women really like them?? Tune in to find out plus hear all about why some men ask you about other guys dicks and why it might not be a trap, the best positions for different dick sizes, why big ones are sometimes preferred and why sometimes they’re not, how jelqing can make your dick bigger, chubby chasing, weight and dick size, long saggy “balls” and why some women like them and a whole lot more. Make sure to listen to the end so you can chime in on our debate. Layla's website website: https://www.thecuriousgirldiaries To hear the eps on jelqing, click here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/strictly-anonymous/id782571888?i=1000442501223 **To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order https://beducate.me/anonymous40 Get BEDucated! For 40% off PLUS a FREE 24-hour trial, click the link and use code: anonymous Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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talk about dick size because I have to tell you, every time I have a guy on my show that's talking about how big as dick is, or anything about dick size is mentioned, it's controversial. So I said, like, let's talk about it. I did something that I typically don't do before my call, which is research. And my research consists of, you know, Google. I went to Google. I got some facts. You know, what is the average dick size? What is a, what size is a micro penis? You know, do women, care about size. I have some stats in this episode. You'll be very proud of me. But basically, me and her rap about what we like, whether dick size is important to us. We talk about positions we like, depending on whether a guy is big or not. We talk about orgasms. We talk about

length versus girth. We talk about like tells, you know? Like, do guys with big noses have big Dix. We talk all about all those kinds of myths that are out there, whether we think they're true or not. We talk about jelking. Do you know about that? Okay, that is something that actually works to make your dick bigger. We both had guests on that spoke about that. So we talk about that, which is super fascinating. I'm going to put the episode, the jelking episode that I was going to put at the end of this episode. I'm going to put the link to that episode in my description if you want to hear about it. because there is a way to make your dick bigger. Okay?

We talk about the size of your dick and how it correlates to your weight. Like, do you lose some inches when you gain weight and do you get some back when you lose weight? We talk about that. It's controversial. I know exactly what the truth is, but you might not believe me. We talk about chubby chasing. Who is a chubby chaser? Me or Lela, you're going to have to listen to find out.

We talk about old man balls. That comes up in conversation. And all that kind of good stuff. Laylett says many times that she's like a dick connoisseur. She's got a whole thing, like the ratio of the head to the shaft. She's really into it. She has one she prefers, when she doesn't prefer. We talk about dick picks.

I think you're going to enjoy it. It's a fun convo. Like I said, if you want to know how to make your big digger, dick bigger after this episode and you want to jelk a little bit, Jelk, G-E-L-Q, go to the description because I am putting a link to that episode. So anyway, I'm going to be right back on with L-L-L-L-A. Hi, Leila. I can't say your last name because if I say your last name, sorry, but I get banned everywhere

because L-L-L-A-N-E-E-R-E-R-E-L-A-L-N-A-L-A-L-N. She didn't know there was a porn store with the last name L-O-N-D-O-N. And when you put that name in anywhere, you get like, I get deleted on YouTube and shit. So it's Leila from the Curious Girl Diaries. Okay. Rechange that name. Get rid of your last name. So bad.

I know. I don't say it anymore. It's been long enough. You know what? I feel like I've earned that just first name status right there. Yeah, just be Leila. It's Leila from the Curious Girl Diaries is here to talk with me all about dick size. Okay.

Now, I'm going to give. Okay, I already decided. I'm doing a contest on this episode. I like to use a word dick. What do you use when you're talking about that part of a man's body? I say penis or cock. Okay, you say cock. Guys love cock.

I say dick. Now, I want to give, I'm going to give anyone who writes me, the first person who writes me how many times we say the word dick on this episode. Let's just use the word dick and see how many times we use it. And whoever comes back to me with how many times I said, or we both said the word dick, okay, right in. I'm going to know exactly how many times, okay? And I'm going to give you a free book.

My book, you know, F4 guessing the right amount of numbers. Okay, so because we are going to be talking about dick. So we're going to say dick a lot. I want you to count. Okay. I'm talking. I have to tell you, the reason why I thought, oh, let's do a girl talk episode about dick size, mostly dick size we're going to be talking about it, you know, because

whenever I do air an episode that is either all about a guy's dick, like I had one on where a guy, I talked about how he. made his dick grow and he made it bigger. I've had on an episode where a guy couldn't get girlfriends and girls to fuck him because his guy was too, you know, his dick was too big. I've had those kind of episodes. And whenever I do, not only are they highly downloaded, like a lot of people make a lot

of comments. I think a lot of guys have a lot of issues when it comes to penis size. I think women have less issues about penis size than men do. And that's a fucking fact because I did a little investigation before. we got on the call. I never really do research for my episodes, but on dick size I did, okay, because I wanted to know some facts and give it to you. But I mean, really at the end of the day, women care less about dick size than men. And I'll tell you one other quick thing that I noticed with an episode that I had recently. It had nothing to do with Dick size, okay? It had to do with a guy

who was a swinger and he called in to talk about all his swinging experiences. He was really cool. He was fun to talk to. He had so many stories. And he mentioned, at one time where his dick was like too big for something and I was like, well, how big it is it? And he's like, it's not really that big. But women say it's like 10 inches. I don't know. He threw out there and for some reason he didn't want to talk about how big it was, but he was kind of alluding to how big it was. And I got to tell you how fucking slammed he got in the comments and how so many people were turned off by him. Other men. Really?

Yes, and I believe it's because he had a big dick. I just think that there's like a, you know, a dick thing between guys. Do you know what? I think, you know what? It's a locker room thing. I think they grew up with this. They're checking other men's dicks. You know, they're comparing their dick size to another guy's dick size.

I don't really care about how long it is. Girt is where it's at. You know, if you really want to get down to it, you know, I mean, that's where you're going to feel the difference. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. I want to just say something. Yeah, no, no, no, but we'll get there.

Okay, that's the last thing I want to tell what we prefer. We're going to get very specific. But I do want to say that a really interesting thing is that as much as guys have that insecurity and a lot of guys hated that guy because he had a big dick, I do think that having been doing my show for so long, what I learned that I didn't know, is that the majority of guys might not want to know that your last guy was bigger than them, but there are many guys out there that when they're asking you about a partner size or somebody in your past size or they're questioning you about this,

you naturally would think as a woman like, oh, they want you to tell them that in no way, you're so much bigger. But a lot of times... Yeah, it's a trap. No, no, no, it's not a trap. They want to know. You think it's a trap as a woman. But I can't tell you how many guys want to know that it's bigger.

They have that fucking kink. And I didn't know it. There's one guy that asked me that and he always was wondering if this other friend of as I fucked him before and was it bigger. And I'm always thinking the correct answer is, no way. Like you're so much bigger, of course. You know, that's what we think. But half the time, because most guys don't ask that question.

When a guy's asking that question, I would say maybe 50% of the time, he wants the answer, the correct answer is yes, he is so much bigger than you. Guys are into that. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yes, they get off on the compersion. They get off on that, like, that erotic jealousy, you know, that some other man was dicking you down better than them.

And that turns them on. Yes, totally. Oh, yeah. I know plenty of guys like that. I dated a guy like that. And at first, I didn't get it, you know, that he, like, wanted, he wanted to sort of be belittled a little bit about his dick size. I thought his dick was fine.

And we do have to. But wait, did he just start off with those questions like, oh, like how big, like were your past guys? I mean, when did you realize that, oh, no, this isn't a trap? He actually wants me to talk about these other bigger dicks. It took me a while. I mean, I was, I got to, because I, because I wasn't honest in the beginning with him, this is when I first started doing the Curious Girl Diaries. And he's like, do you understand this type of stuff? And I was like, oh, yeah, you know, like kind of cooking a little bit, you know, he liked that.

And I was like, oh yeah, sure, you want me to fuck other guys and tell you how great they are. And then he was reading something to me that this woman was sending him. He showed me these pictures. And she was totally belittling him. And I was like, oh, my God, that's so mean. And I thought, I could never do that to him. Turns out he fucking loves it. He eats that shit up with a spoon.

Like he wants to be told. He's not worthy. His dick is little. That she, you know, you have to go out and fuck a real man. because he's not a real man with his micro penis. And he didn't have a micro penis. I thought he had a decent, perfect dick. Right, but he wanted to know that other people were bigger.

He wanted to feel less than. Yep. Somehow. He did. He wanted to feel less than, yes. Yeah, which is just interesting to me because I feel like across the board, 100% of the women listening now would never think to ever tell a guy, like if a guy asked them, oh, was your ex-boyfriend bigger than me?

No fucking girl would ever in the right mind say yes. you would never think that because you're thinking, oh my God, if I say that, my guy's going to feel like shit. But, you know, maybe your guy's asking because he wants to know, which is really weird. But most men, I think, don't have that. I say the majority of guys are really freaked out about their size. I mean, what was interesting when I went looking to see, like, what the average size is, they said that most men report, like, you know, they don't really know their right size

because there's so much that surrounds it. It's so loaded, you know. a lot of guys actually think that they're lower than average. It's not the opposite that they blow it out of proportion, right? It's that they actually think that they're less than what they really are or they feel smaller than what they really are. And most women are very happy with the size that they have. And that's what I think we started off saying like them. It's the problem with penis, dick size.

Okay, I'm going to add a number to that. The problem with dick size really is on the guy. It's not with women, right? Yeah, for the most part. Unless there's a very few small percentage of women that are size queens. Unless she's a size queen and she's really just hunting for big dick, then yeah, average, I think the average guy is like six inches, right? No.

You know, well, listen, the average I did a, like I said, I did a little research, okay, a worldwide study did find that a flaccid dick, okay, the average is 3.6,1 inches. and the hard one is 5.16 inches in length when erect. And the average, when they did it in like countries, the average in America I think was like 5.6 or 5.7. So yeah, you're right, almost around 6 inches. And the hard one is 5.16 inches in length when erect. And the average, when they did it in like countries,

the average in America, I think was like 5.6 or 5. So yeah, you're right, almost around six inches. But you know, you're not talking. So like if you're, you know, five inches, you're not necessarily small. When you get into like micropenuses and those do exist, we're talking about penises that are less than four inches long. And that's considered a micro penis. Now, I have come across one of those and I knew a guy and I never saw his, but he always talked about it being a micro penis. Those do exist. Have you ever seen one of those? I haven't actually had a physical encounter with one, but I've seen plenty of pictures of them. And yeah, I don't know what to say. I mean, I don't think I could do it. But I guess it just

depends, you know, some guys I think can make up for it other ways. I guess it really depends on a lot of things, how good looking he is, how tall he is, how skilled he is in other areas, you know? I mean, and the other things that really matters, I think, with a dick is the blood flow. Can you get a really good, solid erection? Because if your dick can't get hard, hard, hard, you know, it could be big and floppy and it's not going in. Well, I think sometimes it's really hard to get a lot of blood up into a really big dick, you know? It takes more blood to get in there, don't you think? It does.

I think that's maybe true. Oh, that's pretty good. Oh, you sound like a size queen now, bitch. Well, the big ones I've come across, I mean, every once in a while, it's nice to, you know, cross the line and see what it's like on the other side of the fence. Yeah. Like, I mean, you know, is there too big? Is there too small?

I think for sure. And I think every woman is made and built differently, you know, I think that too small or when it comes to a micro penis, like that's like one end of the spectrum. But there is a too big of a dick, too. They say when I studied this online, I Google University, that's where I went, you know, they said, over seven inches is that's when you're getting to the point where, oh, like, can a woman accommodate eight inches? You know, that's when maybe some women would be like, that's too big, you know, and under fours when that's too small. You know, but there's always things you could do for those situations. I know, and I've said this before, for me, when I, I don't know that I would claim I was always a size queen,

but I liked a bigger dick. One of my first boyfriends that I had that was a very long term was huge, perfect, very big. So I got used to that being filled up. It was what was the norm for me. And it was what I had very early on. And so when I would find guys that I was attracted to that were smaller, in order for me to feel it, I always found like I would go doggy style. That was my cue to tell someone like, hey, your dick isn't big enough.

Like, do me from behind. But that helped. Like, that's how I could. That's true. That is so true. Right. I guess you reminded me of a guy that I saw that same thing. His dick wasn't that big, but man, when he hit it from behind, it was really good.

Yes, that's what you, that's what I would do. That's how I would get off with that, those guys. It would work. And now I'm like ruining it for a lot of guys. Like the next time some girl tells a guy like, hey, can you fuck me from behind? He's going to be like, oh my God, Kathy. I just remember hearing that. I was like, I must have a small dick.

But that's not always the case. Some girls really like doggy style. I don't. I don't want to feel my cervix being pounded at all. Like, uh-uh. I don't even like fingers probing inside. No, I do not. I know you're a little into BDSM, so you're going to, I know your answer is, yeah, you like it.

Right? Okay, I never, I do. I never thought I would. And there's a, it's kind of crazy. Like when someone starts doing that, I will come really fast. It seems counterintuitive, you know, I don't know. Just something about it. No, no, no, no.

I'm going to tell you, you're having a cervical orgasm. learned about that on my girl talk orgasm episode. There was something called a cervical orgasm that you could have and that is probably what you are having. My girl, Ember told me about that or so, no, somebody told me about that. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm having. No, I always called it like an A-Spot orgasm. I don't know where I got that from, but yes, it's hitting your cervix and it just,

it sends you over the edge. It makes me crazy. It's so good. Can you only get that from when he's behind or any? depending on his size, that he could hit it if he's on top? Yeah, he can hit any angle. Like, if he's big enough, he can get it. And he knows what he's doing.

That dick is magic. Wow, that's interesting. Yeah, I've never had a cervical orgasm. And I think, you know, listen, I think for women orgasms are so, besides being in your body, they're very in our minds, right? It's very connected. The two are connected. And I feel like the reason why I can't squirt and the reason why I probably will never be able to have

a cervical orgasm is, you know, I call it pokey, pokey. I don't like thin little things in there. I don't like to be touched inside. I don't like someone to put their finger in my belly button. I don't like shit like that. And so I feel like touching my body parts inside, I can't get past it in my mind, you know, but I guess if you can and you're not, most people I think aren't like me, that that's women can have these cervical orgasms, which I think,

is great. So maybe if your girl is telling you, fuck me from behind, it's not because you're small like I'm saying, but that's what, that used to be my thing with a guy, you know, I mean, let's just go to the place where I thought we would end, which is like, do girls, like, let's just get this off the play before we go talk more about dick size, but like do women really care about dick size? What's your answer? Then I'll give my answer. No, as a, for me, as a general rule, no. And I don't believe many. women do. I think there's, you know, you're going to have, of course, you're going to have the extreme on either end. But if it's, if it works, it gets good blood flow, I'm pretty much going to be,

and you know how to use it, I'm pretty much going to be a happy camper. Right. And don't you think, I mean, for me, I would say no too. And that's what all the studies that I looked at online too as well. It's like, no, men care more. That's what I, you know, I said before. It's very true. Women are less, you know, have less complaints about that as far as when they pulled them about their partners, whereas men, you know, are not so satisfied with what they got going down there or always think they want to be bigger. But I feel like with women, don't you think that like chemistry has a lot to do with it? Oh, totally. Yes. Absolutely. Absolutely. And I think chemistry for women is very different for men. I don't know. Men seem to be able to like, you know, just get off visually

on anybody. Whereas I think with women, we tend to, and this is not across the board. But I feel like a lot of times there's a lot more into it. You know, if we show up and we're like going to fuck a guy, like there's a lot more going on than, oh, I just physically look at him and he's good. You know, there's like a chemistry. There's a vibe. There's a lot of, it's more layered that. So it's not just about that penis size, you know? Right? Totally. Yeah, no, I agree. I think the men are, definitely it's more visual for them. It's kind of like they call it that day old pizza thing. Like, you know, day old pizza's good.

Any kind of, it's good. You know, if it's fresh, if it's day old, like, they'll eat it. But I have had men come on the show and admit that it, the sex, there's that kind of sex, but then they also do admit that the sex is better when they have a connection with the other person. Right. So that chemistry thing is there for them too. Right.

And so I'm just saying, like when you have cancer, chemistry, I feel like that trumps everything. So even for the guy, like, yeah, he might be, oh, only into girls that have big tits, but, you know, he meets the girl of his dreams that he has chemistry for and she's got small tits, but he's, he's down because he's just like, just can't keep his hands off of her. So I know for me, I was a little bit of a size queen. I did wear that crown. It was because of big dick, Nick, my first boyfriend who was, he had like a Tommy Lee dick and I loved it. But. I don't have that, I don't wear that size queen thing anymore because it's been so long

since I had something so big that I feel like I would be okay with something a little smaller. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, I had a, he wasn't a big dick, Nick, but he was, this, he was actually like a donkey dick. I mean, ginormous. He had the length and the girth. It was by far, like, you could not get it in your mouth. There's no way.

Yeah. You could stretch your mouth. It filled every part of me when it was inside me. And it was amazing. Yeah. I loved it. And it was hard to let go of that. But it was funny, we didn't have the chemistry.

But man, I hung in there because I wanted that dick. Literally, I'm just like lay back. I would get on top of him. We'd throw some porn on. And I would just ride the shit out of that dick and just come and come and come on it. And it felt so good. But wait, but this is, we're like contradictions. I didn't want to look at him, really.

I was like, hey, he was looking at my ass. I was looking at the screen. I mean, I just wanted that sensation. Oh, my God, but we sound like total hypocrites because we started out saying, like, it doesn't matter, but all we're doing is going on and on about these big dicks that we don't need anything. They're good enough.

So at a certain level, it does matter for some people, right? I mean, but most people, though, when it does come to size or a girl, It's more girth than length, for sure. Because not everyone is like you with these cervical orgasms. I think more people or girls are like me. They don't want to be, they don't want the longest thing, you know, trying to get through her cervix. So I think that most women, and it said 70% of women prefer girth to length.

I will take a five inch thick dick over a seven inch pencil any day. You couldn't torture me with that, right? Me too, me too. Although I have had too skinny. Have you ever had a scepter penis? No, no, no, that's a pokey. I can't even talk about it. Uh-uh. No, I can't. I can't even the thought of it. I start to feel like I'm being penetrated in the wrong kind of a way. Probed. It's like you're being probed. I don't like it. Something like that happens to me when I was younger. I don't like it. Mm-mm. It's like a probe at the gynecologist. There's nothing good about it because there's no girth to go along with the pokey-pokey. You've got to have the girth too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the girth is important.

And with girth, I don't, I like, I think, maybe because I have a smaller vaginal cavity, I don't know, but I like a, like shorter. I don't need really long and girth. I prefer a little shorter end girth than like I don't want seven inches and thick. I wouldn't want like five, five and a half and thick. That would be my thing. And I do think, though, when it varies,

and the different sex positions definitely help for the different sizes, right? Yes, yeah. But I would say, like, if I had, if I weighed in on the, like, perfect dick, I have a, like, I have a, I'm a dick connoisseur. Like, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a right head to shaft ratio. There's all kinds of things. I know what my dick type is. Oh, my God.

Get into that shit, you connoisseur. Let's hear, let's hear about this shit. Let's hear about your menu that what's on that. list, I don't know. Okay. Well, I like the proper Dick to, you know, head to shaft ratio.

So I don't like a big mushroom head. That's like a plunger. I don't, I don't like that. And I don't like one, like where the head is smaller than the shaft. Mm-hmm. Yes, I've seen those.

Or if it curves the wrong way, meaning away from my G-spot. Yes, but you could just fix that because you just do it upside down or doggy style, that it's curving the right way. Yeah. We do. But sometimes it curves up.

It's just like it's going the wrong way. So there's all kinds of things. I just like it nice and straight with a decent amount of girth and a nice, you know, well-proportioned head to the shaft. And that's my ideal dick. I don't like a Snoopy shaft or Snoopy dick, you know, where the head kind of like points down a little bit. Have you seen that?

It almost groups a little bit. No. Yeah. It's pointing south. I don't like a southwester, you know, or any sideways action. I like it nice and straight. So I did an episode called Dick Picky. I think that's where I landed on that.

Oh, because you are Dick picky. You have your definite idea of what you like, what you don't. Because I know what feels good inside me. Like, I can look at your dick and pretty much tell how. how that's going to go down, how that's going to feel. Yeah, but with that said, can you tell by looking at a guy, his hands, his nose, his feet, these are all the myths out there, like, oh, you could tell by like a big nose, big dick.

I personally think those tells are there. I also think, like, a lot of times people think, like, oh, someone with like, you know, a big body, big dick, like, I think the small little, skinny guy. Like who's that guy that married, is it Travis Barker that just married a Kardashian, that little scrawny

little drummer guy? Is that Travis Barker? I think so. I think his name is Travis Barker, yeah. That, yeah, that fan. Just so you know, guys, that body type guy a lot of times has the big, dick. Like big and I mean big, like, I mean like

long and thick. Like the biggest dick that I have found have been on that little guy. that kind of little guy, right? Yes, those guys get, like, they have the tripod effect. What's a tripod effect? A tripod, three legs. Oh, so you tell me how does to know these things, stupid.

I like, how do you're a tripod? Come on, I'm not a connoisseur. I'm not a connoisseur. That's what they call those guys. They'll get nicknamed tripod. Like when you know, if you call a guy, if a girl's calling a guy like a tripod, that means, you know, he's skinny with a big dick. Oh, like it's another leg or another arm or something.

Yes, like it's like getting fucked with a baby's arm. That's what they say. I also think, and I did go to Google University to find this out. Like, is it big, you know, big nose, not a nose. They didn't mention nose, but I've heard that big nose, big dick, you know. And I do think that that correlates for sure in my study of dick size. Okay. And all the guys I fucked.

I do feel like there is a slight bit like, yeah, you got a big nose, you got a big dick. But, you know, with the fingers and the feet, they have done studies and they do say there is a slight correlation, not a definite correlation. But I know for me, because even though I say I'm not a size queen, I must be a girth queen, I think I am. And I am always looking at a guy's fingers. Even when I'm watching TV, I'm looking at like, oh, if there's like a hot, celebrity and I think he's kind of cute. I'm like, let me see his fingers, you know.

I'm always looking. Oh, I totally look at, yeah, I look at hands. I look at hands and fingers and yes. But don't you think, like, don't you look there because you're like, you think that maybe like big thick fingers equal big thick dick? Yes. Right? Yes. And what I see, but it doesn't always work out that way because a lot of times like this one guy that I, that I've been seeing for the past year, he has, I call like little like milk coast hands which normally I'd be like you know like little T-Rex hands I'm like normally I would not be going with that

but he's got a nice big big dick I just think those towels are interesting because I think there's a little bit of an unfairness thing going on whereas like when women are walking down the street okay basically or we show up on a date basically a guy knows what he's signing up for I mean, unless you have beef curtains, okay, he might not, you know, that's something you could hide. Bologna flap.

Unless you're, yeah, unless you're wearing yoga pants and every guy likes that, you know, and you're doing like a camel toe. But you could tuck them. If you had the, if you had the bologna flaps, you could probably tuck them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you could, you know, you could hide that, but basically a guy knows, you know, whether you got big tits or small tits or be cups and or, you know, an ass and your waist, it's all on display. for women. We don't know. You know, we definitely do, I think most women do that thing where we make out with a guy

when you're making out with a guy, you feel down to his bulge, because you want to know what you're sort of playing with, and you also want to know for you hard and you're turning him on, you know what I mean? You want to feel down there, but it's mostly because you're trying to see what the goods are, but you don't know, but I do think,

so I do look at fingers to see if like that's like, because I feel like that could be a towel. Okay, but wait a minute. Let's go back to when you're feeling around because what happens when you feel it and you're assessing reasonably this is going to be a little smaller than I'd like. What do you do? I don't make any decisions until I really get the pants off because I have gone down and did the feel and felt like I didn't get the right thing. Like I felt like it was one way and then when we're having sex later that day or the next time

them with them. It was way bigger. Like Dr. Guy, he was on my show a lot of times. I'm everyone, you know, you know, Dr. Guy. He had a big dick, okay? And like the first time we were making out, I remember, I went down and I didn't really feel anything. And I thought, okay, maybe it was because he wasn't hard. I don't know, but like, there was nothing going on. And I didn't think it was, but that was like fine because I just really liked him. But then when it got down to business, he was very big. So I think you just never really know because he might not be as hard as he's supposed to be at that time, you know? So I don't know that that's always the perfect test.

You have to wait until you really see it in front of you, don't you think? Yeah, no, I do. I do. I've never not moved forward because of what I felt through the pants. I always, you know, it just sort of gives me some indicator, you know, and I might be wrong, and that's okay. But it doesn't deter me. No, exactly.

And I don't think it. And like I said, I mean, we've said this before. As much as we sound like hypocrites, because all we talk about is how dick size doesn't matter. But yet, I think it's kind of funny that all we're talking about is like thick dicks and big dicks. Yeah. So we sound so. Yeah, we sound ridiculous. But at the end of the day, there's been plenty of guys I've been with that are average, even slightly below average that I was down.

I was with a guy. Okay. He was on my show. He was a guy named Dirty Prank Frank. And it was kind of funny that he was made this way because it was such like the most rudest concoction ever. I mean, he was born with the most like dirtiest, sickest, perverted mind and highest sex drive. And he had a micro penis. Like, I mean hard.

It was like, no, I'm serious. It was like the size of a thumb. It really was. Oh, no. Yeah. And I'm just going to tell you. That is a micropinus. And I'm just going to tell any parents out there, what is really awful that parents don't know.

And I think maybe parents know now. And I think pediatricians should sort of bring this up. And maybe they do. I don't know. But like there is something you could do for a child with a micropenus that would change his life. Like it's about having not enough testosterone when you were a child and having like a defect in that area. And if you are given, they say just three shots of testosterone. testosterone. You know, it's like hardcore stuff when you're young, but if you are giving three shots,

it will bring you up to the norm. It is like not a normal thing to have a micropenus, but if you don't go in at the right time when the little, you know, when you're younger and it's a, the kid is a child, the male is a child, and give them that extra testosterone to get them up to speed, there's no changing it. And then, you know, they have this micropenus for life, but there is something to do. So anyone listening, if you think your child is below or your, doctor told you maybe your child is below like testosterone really changed the game, you know, and really help that, boy, that's a real fact. I didn't know that.

I did not know that you could actually, if you caught it early, you could prevent it from actually being an adult-sized micropinus. 100%. It is a lack of testosterone that happens when they're like in the belly, I think, or when they're forming. But three shots given over time. of testosterone, which I know is scary to do to little children or I think, but will actually bring them up to average. It's not like that's their max potential. It's like they never

reach their potential because it is, the length of the penis is figured out by the amount of testosterone. Isn't that fascinating? That is fascinating. I did not know that. See, you learned something new every day. Thank you for the education. Google University. Do you go there? I do. I don't. I actually am surprised they have this information. Oh, please. You've never got to, I mean, come on. I'm like, I'm a, I got a PhD in Google University.

I'm obsessed with Google University. I mean, it's like anything you want to know is there, you know, which is really interesting. You know, though, also, I had a guy on, and it is episode 289. And in that episode, I think I put in the links to the things that you could buy. Like, if you are smaller than average and you want to make your dick bigger, now there are things that can make it bigger, slightly bigger in the short term. But there is something called jelking. Jelking, yes. I had a guy on my show. We did a whole thing on that. Yes. And it works. It works. It works. It does work. Yep. I have a whole episode on it. It's 289 and I was thinking,

and I'm going to either edit this out or not, if I, you know, that I am going to take out the part where he explained exactly what to do as well as the things to buy to do it. And, tag it on to the end of this episode because I think it was really important information. And other people who have found that episode over time have come to say, like, I have tried exactly what this guy did and it actually worked. You had a guy on too? I wonder if we had the same guy on. I don't know.

Well, tell me what he... I don't remember. Do you remember his name? I can't remember his name. I get fake names, you know. I get fake names, so I don't fucking know. Oh, he gave us... No, he gave his real name because that's what he does.

Like, he actually teaches people how to do it and he does it. Yeah, no, no, that might be the guy that this guy bought, like learned from. You know what I mean? This guy was no professional. This was a regular guy who went out looking for that information. And I think he talked about a guy that talks about this and, you know, whatever. And maybe it was your guy, the professional. Yes, maybe.

Yeah. So that's where I learned about joking. And I was really surprised at how much he was able to, I mean, I think he like went from, you know, like five and a half or something low, low, low six, barely six to like eight inches. And he's increased his girth. And I'm like, well, damn, now you've got a big dick. That's a big dick. But that's crazy that it's actually true. I mean, listen, it's not easy.

I remember when he was explaining from what I remember from the episode, it's been a long time since I talked to him. But I remember thinking like, this is not something where like, oh, you want to make your dick bigger and it happens overnight, even if you're doing joking. I mean, it was a lot of work where he had to continually do all these things over a period of time. And it was time consuming, but it actually did increase his length. Another thing that could increase the length of your deck and take away from it. And anyone that wants to write in and tell me I'm wrong, go fuck yourself because I have a link. I could send you stating that, It is a true fact that when a man gains a lot of weight, he loses inches.

And it's not just because of the fat around it that's making it, you know, not stick out as much. It actually, the inside fat sometimes pulls the dick in. Literally, they say a half an inch every like 30 pounds, I think it was, or something. And it is absolutely effing true. Okay. Really? Oh, 100%.

Yes. Uh-huh. I have a guy that I know that has been big and small in his life as far as his weight is concerned. And he has a very big dick. And when he was at his biggest, it was way smaller than when he was not at his biggest. 100% effing fact. And I talked about this once before. And someone told me that that wasn't, oh, it was a girl who was a size queen that called into my show.

And she was like so sad that her boyfriend wasn't that big. but, and she was also complaining that he was a little overweight. I'm like, tell him to lose fucking weight. He's going to get a half inch back every 30 pounds. And it's not just because of the weight around it. It does pull it in. And so, you know, if there's a, and I'm sure guys out there have noticed if they gained weight over time that that

happens. So if you lose weight, you can get inches back. It is 100% true. And I know people are going to complain to me and tell me it's not. But I will send you, you know, the facts. It's true. No, I think that makes sense because I think as you're, you know, as the belly fat gets bigger, you know, and your tool belt's kind of hanging over your tool, like it's pulling it in because it's kind of coming out somewhere else. I don't know. No, it actually pulls it inside your body and but it all, and also the other thing is true to where the fat around it, you know, the shaft is so inside that fat that it could, it could, you know, you're not getting access to it because there's, there's so much fat around it.

but it also does pull in. You know? Yeah. I don't know. Have you ever been with a bigger guy? No, I haven't. No, yeah. I mean,

this is something I used to cop to it. I don't think I've talked about it a lot on the show, but I was always like a little bit of a chubby chaser. Like, I like a thicker, beefy, or dude. I have friends that are chubby chasers. You do? Oh, good. Okay.

Don't feel so alone. I used to, I know. You know, like you could pick their type out of the room. Like, if they, if he has, I call it like a. barrel body. You know, like, you just kind of like, yeah, I'm like, oh, that's my friend's type. That's my friend's type. Like, if there's a guy, it's funny because that's how we're, that was the same body type

as her dad. So I was like, if I saw the same body type as their dad, I'm like, oh, you know, my dad's not big like that. I, you know why I like it? And I used to always, like, cop to it. And the other thing we're going to talk about is balls because I always loved, like, old man balls. I loved, like, long hanging balls.

And a lot of people are very anti that. We'll talk about that second thing. But like the bigger guy I always liked and I'd always cop to it and people would always be shocked because I'm like very in shape and always have been. And so people would think, oh, you're like a really thick guy. I love a hot body on a guy though too. Trust me. Like I do notice that.

I like that. It's a fucking turn on. But I also like a beefy dude because I do have a little bit and I like missionary if I'm going to say which sex position I like mostly because I like to be. a little bit smothered and I like if my legs are spread really wide and I like if they're kind of like pinned down and like a bigger guy like really does that to you and that's what it's about and I bet you that's what it's about for other size queens too it's like about like being I don't know it's like a little bit of that smothering thing and the pinning down and the bigger guy is you get that

and I kind of think that's hot but I get that with like the six six guys like That's why I like a really tall guy for that specific reason. I like to feel small. I like to feel his body weight. I want to do those big broad shoulders. I want somebody towering over me, menacing. You know, like I love that. Oh, that's hot.

And I think it's hard because I think most girls I think always want their guy to be bigger. It's hard for women who are really tall. You know, like those beautiful Amazon women, I think it's probably really hard for them to find a guy that gives them that feeling because they're so. much bigger, you know, and they want a guy that's bigger and there's maybe not so much. But I think a lot of girls tend to want a guy to make them feel smaller or feminine. I think especially alpha females, which we both are. We're going to do a girl talk all about that. Okay, let's talk about man balls. Let's talk about man balls. I mean balls, because they're attached to the dick. I know we're

just talking about dicks here, but let's go on to balls before we end. So like I have always, And I always got like the craziest reactions like, oh, that's so gross. And I'm just like, oh my God, I love like long hanging balls because I would like feel them slapping me while we were having sex. The slapping. I felt like that was like super hot, whereas like those really perched up tight balls that are like really fit and up there and firm. I'm like, there's, it's like you don't have balls as far as I'm concerned.

I like those old man balls. and everyone would be like, it's so fucking gross. But do other girls like that? Do you like that? I don't know that I've actually paid that much attention, but I know what you're talking about. I do like the slapping. And when the balls are a little bit bigger

and a little more prominent, and I sort of feel like that plays into more of an alpha male. Like, you know, when you think about it, when you watch National Geographic, you know, some animals mounting the female, he's got some big fucking balls. I mean, it sort of symbolizes, is, in my opinion, somebody really masculine, you know, which is a big turn on.

Yeah, think about the saying, oh, he's got big balls. Like even when you're just talking about it, like in that term, he's like, oh, I got balls. He's got balls, you know, like, so yeah, at some point, you're totally right and you don't even know it. Like, you're picking up on that whole saying. At some point in history, like saying someone has balls meant they have courage. They have, you know, they're fucking fierce, right? That's what it means.

Yes. Yes, that's a man. You want to fuck him. He's a real man. Yeah, I like big balls, okay? Yeah, I might be a chaser, and you might think that's weird. But I also like big balls, and everyone that tells me that's weird, it's because I'm being attracted to real men.

I don't know. Right? Yeah. Yes, totally. No, I like, I mean, yeah, why would you want, like, plus it kind of looks aesthetically, it's the way it should be, I think. If you had a big old dick or a decent-sized dick, And then you've got these little, you know, tiny little marble balls.

Marble balls. We're off. Something's off here. And that doesn't, that doesn't symbolize virility and strength and dominance. You know, if you're a little, if you got these little teeny balls. Yeah, but wait. I mean, you have fucked a lot of guys. You do it for your show.

You know, you talk about it. Do you think I've had less variety, I think than you? and I'm just wondering if you think in your experiments that you've done in the field that there is a difference, like, racially. Like, do you think black guys are bigger than white guys in Asian men are smaller, the smallest? I mean, that's like the stereotype that's out there for sure. I've found that I've come across a lot of guys that are black that are bigger. I do find, I do think that they're, I think they're bigger. I mean, I've seen black guys with average size dicks too.

For sure. But I've seen, you know, but the biggest guy I was ever with was black and his, the one I was talking about like ginormous, just ginormous. And of course, it's a novelty. So you've got to go there. You've got to, you know, I mean, he fits all that. He was six, five big old dick, you know, great body. And yeah, that was, that was an experience.

I've been with an Asian guy and he will actually, well, hold on, I've been with two half Asian guys. And one of them had, I would say, just an average size dick. So he wasn't big. And then another guy, he was a little bit above average. But he didn't have the right head shaft ratio that I like. The connoisseur is bad. And it was a Snoopy tip. It was a Snoopy tip.

What the fuck is a Snoopy tip? I still don't understand. You know what Snoopy? Okay, imagine what a Snoopy dog looks like. Do you know what Snoopy his head looks like? You know how it's like a bubble and it kind of goes down? Yeah. It's like that.

It's like the head, it's like instead of sticking straight out, the tip part sagged in a downward motion. Okay. I kind of understand that. I'm going to send you a picture of a snoopy dick. I've got one in my inbox right now. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what that is. I'm just trying to find it.

I might have deleted it. No, but that brings me to the exact. Oh, I just want to tell you about a funny episode I had. I had a guy on who called up and he wanted to talk about dick size. And I was like, yeah, for sure, because I haven't had a lot of guys on, you know. And we talked all about dick size. And he talked about like, he really wanted to come from the angle of like, oh, guys, you know, girls don't care about dick size and it doesn't matter if you're smaller,

but all he did on the episode was talk about how fucking big he was. And he was an Asian guy and, you know, he was just talking about his big dick. And then at the end of the conversation, and I entertained this whole conversation thinking he just, and I kept saying to him, it doesn't make sense like here you are calling in and you're trying to help the guy with a small dick,

but you're like a guy with a big dick. So how are you the spokesperson, you know? And then we get off the phone and he sends me a picture of his big, hard dick. Like the, it's just like a straight-up dick pick and I'm like, oh my God, this is so funny. Like, this is what this whole thing was about, you know, and I wound up putting a picture, that dick pick up

on my Patreon. I pixelated the dick out, you know, because I don't put R-rate a thing, but I put it there because I'm like, this is like fucking funny, that this guy, how did I not fall into the trap? And then everybody that listened to the episode was like, oh yeah, that was so obvious what he was doing. He really wasn't there to help

guys with smaller dicks. He was just there to talk about his big dick and then drop it in my inbox, you know? And let me tell you his dick was big. And it's funny, I sent the dick pick to a guy friend of mine. I'm like, look at this. This person, this is what happened in my, you know, on this call. And he's like, his dick isn't big.

It's just the angle. But, you know, I thought it looked big. I do think, though, let's talk about dick picks last, okay? I do think that the best angle to make your dick look the biggest if you're doing a dick pick. For sure is from the bottom. right by the balls, take the picture of it up, right? Looking up from the bottom of it, from the ball. Yes.

Right? That's going to make your dick look the biggest and the widest. The Empire State Building View, yes. Oh my God, I love your little things that has Empire State. I have looked at a lot of dicks, and so therefore I've seen a lot of dick picks, and yes, that's the perfect angle. You are correct. How do you feel about dick picks?

don't really I mean I don't I like him if it's from somebody that I'm I know and that I fuck and you know I know the dick right the dick has meaning I don't want random dick picks in my inbox I I don't I don't it's like why would that even matter so it doesn't I don't go oh look at that one you know it doesn't do anything for me unless I have carnal knowledge of it but if it's with someone that I like fuck yeah right so you like the dick week does it get you horny when you see it? Mm-hmm. If you're with a guy that you like.

Yep. Yep. Absolutely. Yeah, because I know what it feels like. I get excited. I'm like, oh, my God, I know how hard it is. I know what it feels like. I can't wait to have that inside me or in my mouth or just grab it and feel how

hard it is. Yeah. I love it. Oh, my God. If people want to hear how graphic she gets, she's way more graphic than this on her podcast, you know, when she starts to talk about it. I know. I'm holding back.

I'm trying that to. get you censored. No, I feel so bad. My name got you censored. Yeah, you fucking. I'm like, oh, God, that's horrible. Porn star last name, L-O-N-D-O-N. I mean, it's like I couldn't get anything on YouTube.

It is like, I'm like, what the heck? And then I went to your Twitter, and I'm like, why can't I see any of your post? And it's just like, you've been being censored because of that name forever. You're crazy. But you do get very graphic, and you do talk a lot about this kind of stuff over on your podcast. Did we give the name of your podcast and stuff? I mean, are we done with the dick pit?

I'm just going to give my opinion about dickpicks before we're over and then you'll give a shout out to everything. I personally think dickpicks are fine. I don't mind sexting and stuff. But, you know, when I'm with somebody long term, you know, I don't want to dick pick every day. Like some guys that are dickpick guys are just like too much, you know? And it's like, it's like the dog. And I never understand.

Like, what is it? Why you're dropping a dick pick every day in my thing? It's like the dog with the dead. bird and it's putting it on your doorstep. I don't, I don't know, like, here I am. Here's my big dick. So it almost becomes like, you know, too much is like there really is a thing with dick picks. Like you got to not do it too much because I don't like that. And I don't think any girl does. It's like pressure. Now what do I got to do? And like, you know, if I'm getting a dick pick when I'm like out and about at 4 p.m. It's like, it's not going to get me turned on if I'm at the gym and

you're sending me then, you know? And I, so I just think, like, like dick picks every now and then are fine, but there definitely is a line that is crossed. And sometimes guys that are really into dick picks send way too many, at least for me. That's how I feel. Yes. No, I agree. There's a time and a place. You kind of have to use a little common sense before dick picking.

Like, this would just be appropriate right now. Yeah. You know, I mean, try not to think always with your little head. Yeah, for sure. But when I'm in the mood for it and when it's on, you know, then. And I do enjoy that from regular partners, just, you know, as we're flirting back and forth and things like that. But, you know, don't, I don't want to, I don't need to, like you said, in the middle of the day, if we haven't, if it's not preempted, if we're not sort of building up the conversation and it becomes appropriate, just to, like, send it cold out of the blue. It kind of feels like a drive-by.

Like, what just happened? You just, like, I just, you just hit me in the head with a flying dick. I don't, I didn't appreciate that. Yeah, you know, like. ding dong here I am Especially when you're out You open your phone and boom You know

And then you're like oh my god Who saw that? I'm in the grocery store Oh my God I know And imagine me with Because you know all my guests Send in like hot picks of themselves And half the time I tell them nothing

X rated no dicks in your picks And blah blah And I get I can't tell you the shit that I get And then I turn open up my camera To get something out for my son And it was like boom all this shit I'm like oh my God It's like a nightmare

but give out all your shoutouts. And listen to everybody, remember that contest. How many times did we say dick? Okay. God, I wonder how many. First one, you get my free book. I'll throw some promess and products in for you. But let me give people a shout-up where they could find you and your show.

Yeah, super easy. I always just tell people, go to my website, the curious girl diaries.com. Because if you scroll down at the bottom of the homepage, you can link to all my social medias right there on the home. homepage you can link to all my episodes of course all my episodes are on apple Spotify you know wherever you get your podcast it's just the curious girl diaries and uh then you can find me and i always love voicemails if you go to my website you can leave me a five up to a five minute voicemail we

can talk about whatever you want oh so you could do let it rip about like a confession's hotline you could like let it rip over there she does like dick picks every now and then don't send her any though but you can't leave a message Sometimes if you catch me in a bad mood I might put little scribbles on it And like make a bow tie And turn it into something completely different And then post it

Oh really? If they send it's so funny So people could go find out there You get very explicit You talk about like your Sexual escapades As well as have on guests I mean you do a lot of different things over there right

Aren't your show? I talk about yep I talk about all of me you know all the sex I'm having with various partners, the things I'm scratching off my bucket list, what turns me on. Oh, and by the way, I'm just going to say this. No filter. Yeah, and by the way,

I'm going to say this online because you deserve to be called out on this. Layla thinks she's anonymous like I am yet on her Instagram profile pick. She has a picture of herself and you see her whole face except one eye and she thinks that that means she's anonymous. I mean, normally, I don't know if there's one person in this whole world who has two different eyeballs, okay, so to me, if you're showing

your face with your nose and your mouth and one eye, someone could put in another eye and know exactly what you fucking look like. So she thinks she's anonymous on her show, but if you go to her Instagram and follow her there, you'll see her whole fucking face, okay?

And you can picture what the other eye looks in because she's showing you one eye. I mean, how dumb are you? I don't understand your mentality. It doesn't make any sense. It's like, it's crazy thinking. I feel like I've, I think I ride the anonymity line right up to the fence there. Oh, please.

I don't think people, I don't think you can tell. And here's the other thing. That picture is only used on my social media. It's like, it's like, 50% of my face. That's the dumbest thing, okay? It's used, okay? It's out there. So people, please, if you listen this long into it,

You email us, okay? Or you give me a shout. Why don't they try to draw it? Let's have a contest. Let's have them draw in the other side of my face and whatever if someone can actually... The only thing that's missing in the picture is one eye and the other eye. It looks exactly like the other. You already showed the other eye so anybody with half a brain could put the same eye there

because you see one eye. It's your whole face is there, okay? It's all there. You only don't have one eye. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. This is how what she thinks. She thinks she's anonymous. Can you please write it and tell me who's,

who's right or wrong. I mean, it's like, it's literally the most hilarious thing. Okay, well, they're probably going to, they're probably going to vote with you because they like you better. But no, they're not. No, no, no, no, no, no. People know me like, I like a fucking good debated. I don't need people to appease me. I want you to be real and be honest. I love nothing but a good debate. Tell me if you think I'm wrong, but no one's going to think I'm wrong. You're wrong, okay? 100%. Tell me, I love that. Tell me if you think I'm wrong, but no one's going to think I'm wrong. No, they're not because I'm right. I'm sorry, Leah, this is like, this is like, this is like an opinion. This is a fucking fact. And this will get you Instagram followers

because everyone's going to want to go there and look at that picture, okay? And it is, yeah, on her Instagram, which she thinks means something, okay, that it's more hidden. It's not. It's there. It's her whole face except one eye. She thinks she's anonymous. Okay, so go to her Instagram. I'll put a link to her. I am anonymous. No, you're not. I'll put a link to her And the two things I want people to report back on this episode is how many times they say the word dick? And you tell me whether you think Layla is anonymous or not. And I'm going to put a poll on my Instagram about it. And on my Patreon and on YouTube in the comment section, you tell me what you effing think.

And then we'll tally it up and we'll have a showdown. All right. All right. Thank you. This was so much fun. I can't wait to have you back on. Thanks for calling it. Thank you.

I'll let you know how many times we sat. it. All great. All right, bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and ebook, but you can pre-order the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it.

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This is the Strictly Anonymous podcast. Good news. Strictly Anonymous Podcast is looking for people to call into the show. So if you lead an interesting, naughty secret life that you want to talk about while remaining anonymous or not anonymous, if you're out and proud, that's cool too. Send me an email, strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. Or go to my website, strictly anonymouspodcast.com and click on, be on the show. If you have a short confession that you want to get off your back, call my confessions hotline.

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