Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1016 - Joseph is Having MMF Threesomes with Couples Behind his Back Even Though he has a Free Pass?!

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

Joseph is having mmf threesomes with couples behind his Girlfriend’s back even though. He has a free pass and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including why he decided to stop hooking up with the couple he was secretly hooking up with for many years, how he copped to hooking up with another woman to his girlfriend and how that led to him getting a free pass, how he hooked up with a very naughty listener of the show and exactly what went down the first time they hooked up, how he then set up a threesome with a guy and her and what went down at the threesome, the threesome he had with the bi porn star he hook up with and his wife and exactly what went down, the new couple he met online who both wanted to be dominated and exactly what went down with them, how he got catfished online while looking for guys to hook up with, how he’s going to film his next hook up with the naughty listener for his girlfriend and how the girl is preparing for it, how he feels about still cheating on his girls with guys and couples and why he hasn’t copped to it yet plus a whole lot more. His first ep is #926 **To see anonymous pics of JOHNNY AND THE NAUGHTY FEMALE LISTENER plus my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://beducate.me/anonymous2025 Use code anonymous To get an additional 10% off the campaign’s current discount - that’s 60% off http://sonobello.com/strictlyanon Schedule your FREE consultation to remove stubborn fat in ONE visit Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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he had a really interesting story when he first called in. He was a guy who was in a relationship with a girl and they like sleep with other girls and have three sons and stuff. But he has this whole side thing going down where he like hooks up with guys and this one particular couple who he drives with to and they fuck outside all over town and all this kind of stuff. Remember that crazy story? Well, he called in with an update and he's got a very interesting update about that couple. Okay, wait till you find out about that couple and why he's not with them anymore and what they did. and he's had a lot more hookups. He's hooked up with the gay porn star

as well as with his wife. He hooked up with another couple he met online. He hooked up with his girlfriend's friend when she wasn't home and had to cop to it. He's got a lot of hookup stories, some that his girl knows about something that he doesn't. When he hooked, he hooked up with a listener of mine who pegged him from his,

I mean, she tried to actually really peg him, but she pegged who he was by his. pictures on my discord and found him where he at his place of business and he fucked her and then told his girl about it like I said she also tried to peg him she's very into guy and guy action so then they had a threesome and like I said he did the pornster and the wife and then he met a couple online and he fucked them and then he got catfish by a guy and he's got a lot of hookups that he talks about going on here with his girl and girls as well as with a lot of guys and couples It's a very interesting update with a lot of very salacious stories.

He lives a very interesting life. I do have more pictures of him up on my Patreon that give him away. Because that's how is this girl that he hooked up with. One of my listeners found him. He's also on my Discord. He talks about how he's hooking up. He's about to hook up with some guys on my Discord that he met there. So he's like a good advertisement for my Discord.

People are hooking up over there, okay? The links to my Patreon. That's how you get into my Discord. is in the description. I have picks of him over on my Patreon and he is in my Discord if you want to hook up with him, okay, and see pictures of him. It's over there. Links in the description. Anyway, I'll be right back on

with Joseph. Hey Joseph, welcome back to the strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? I'm good. How are you, Kathy? Good. You have some new stories for me. I feel like we just like scratched the surface for you last time we talked. You were like this, you had this weird life where you just like

drive back and forth from Vegas to L.A. or from L.A. to Vegas. And you hook up with a couple on the side of the road and you have this girlfriend that doesn't know about it, but you do crazy things with her, but you also do crazy things with a couple. And there's like a gay porn star included. And then you're like, I have some new developments. And I'm like, what more can you possibly add to this crazy story? But I know that there's some developments with the girlfriend. And then there's some new developments with the couple. Which should we talk about first? Well, I mean, in order of how it happened, how it happens.

Yeah. Maybe the couple. Okay, cool. Let's talk about the couple. Yeah, so obviously, like, part one to this novel is for years since 2015. Like, I've been going back and forth from California to Vegas and hooking up with this couple. Well, that's kind of, at least for the time being, like, been stopped. We were, I was supposed to actually hook up with them, pick them up and head to Vegas.

Maybe a week or two weeks after I filmed the first episode or recorded the first. episode with you and we had had a close call one time at a Panera and this is going to sound wild as shit but that's the that's the setting of this podcast right is that we were uh we were messing around with the idea of we had hooked up inside a Panera bathroom before and we had accidentally well I think it was accidental left the door unlocked and so who knows who could walk in but as soon as I personally noticed that the door was uh was unlocked because somebody walked in, that might have been taken a little bit too far for me because that's getting arrested versus like just being caught out in the middle of public. Well, this couple actually was caught.

And at first I didn't know how much I want to talk about it, but it's pretty open news to everybody knows them now. This couple was actually caught a couple weeks later, actually hooking up in public and actually got arrested. And so that wouldn't have stopped me from still hooking up with them because they didn't spend very much time arrested. But what, but it's really caused an issue between those two. And so I'm not hooking up with them temporarily. And thankfully, I wasn't with them where they got caught. And I don't know how much detail

I can talk a little bit about. Me and Layla, we're going to do with a series called Sex and the News. They were in the news because of this. I don't know if they're in their local news because this happened in a part of suburb of L.A. But you said everybody knows about it. So people in their neighbor

knows how come, because it was on, it was in the paper or something? Just friends of theirs. Like people like mutual friends and friends of theirs. I don't think it ended up actually in the news. But what had happened? Yeah. So what had happened was they were, I don't know, I don't remember whose idea this was between the two of those knuckleheads, but they were, they were, they had thought to sneak into a hotel and to basically go into an empty room that the maid was either cleaning and closed the door behind them and play the dumb card. I mean, if the maid was to walk back in or

open the door and get back in and say that they just, they're in the wrong room. Well, they kind of caught wind of what they were doing in there and that they had been sneaking around. They got caught on camera sneaking around the hotel trying to premeditate this. And they actually, it wasn't just the maid that opened the doors, the mate security and the police that opened the door while they were fucking in the hotel room.

Oh, my God. Yeah, so it went from like just some boy or type situation to getting arrested for trespassing and premeditated. I don't know all the charges, but basically fucking in public. And so, but that turned into like a shit show to where like it started messing up their relationship because of who's to blame, who's covering legal fees and everything else. So I've just kind of a, so that's the bad part of this whole part too. That's, that's been put on hold for a while. I'd stay away from that because I'm sorry, they weren't just like, first of all, it's really inappropriate to be fucking in places where you can get caught and you want to get caught by people.

That's like public indecency. and that's like crossing a line because it's not consensual. And then the other problem that they had in that scenario, which makes them kind of fucked up is they were like stealing. Like I'm sorry, but like you got to pay for a hotel room. Okay, pay for the fucking hotel room. So to be going into a place of business and taking something that isn't yours that you didn't pay for is fucking stealing. So they kind of deserve it. And I'd stay the fuck away from them too because it's kind of like crossing a boundary that makes them not cool, sorry to say at all.

No, you're absolutely right. I'm glad you said it because like I've got my own opinion that that won't be very spicy for this episode about what happened. But it obviously pissed me off because it first pissed me off because I was supposedly it was an accident. But like if a if a child. That wasn't an accident. Oh, I mean the Panera situation. Oh, yeah. If if there would have been a child, I mean, that walked into the restroom while us threw fucking around in the bath.

It's one thing if the door's locked and it's like, sorry. I mean, we're using the restroom. It's another thing if there would have been a child walking to. So it kind of fucked up that whole trip for me. I mean, luckily I had fun in Vegas on my own, but I just was a little put off by it. I'm like, now we're starting to crossing some lines where I can't do jail time. I'm a responsible adult with a lot of shit going on for myself. Yeah, it's not worth it.

They're like, God, they have a problem. Something's wrong with them. That they can't scratch and itch and be happy that they have to start crossing lines like that. That's like something's wrong. And the fact that they're both like doing it together means they're both fucked up. because like one person should be talking the other person into some sense like, hey, like either like let's pay for a hotel room and lock the door but pretend it's unlocked or something. Like neither one of them is smart enough to not do all the bad shit that they were doing.

So they're both trouble. That's as far as I'm concerned. Yeah, yeah. I'm too old and too. I have too much shit going on to to deal with that. So that's the down. Okay. Going on.

So I mean, the good stuff is that I was, so I was at home. I mentioned in the first. the first episode, part one of this, that my girl and I have been hooking up with her friend that I actually met before my girl. And I never would have crossed that boundary with just hooking up with her. And then I got put in a situation that I had to come clean about to my girl. Because I was, so I was at home alone. And this girl came into town. She actually lives in town now.

She moved to town from Utah. And she's going to be working more directly in the industry that I'm in. here. And so she was over at the house and she was she was talking about some some shoes that she she had bought. And I said, well, let me see him. I'm just making casual conversation, not thinking anything's happening. And well, she walks out of the she walks out of my girl's room, our room, wearing just those shoes and then like crawled on top of my lap. And so at first it's like it was playful for about 30 seconds and then obviously it turned into, again, it's fucking on the couch. And 30 minutes after we're done, my girl shows up and I was trying to shake it off like nothing had

happened, but obviously, like, I'd just cross the line. I said I'd never cross. So a couple days I went by and then I finally copped to it to my girl and she said that she had figured that it might have already have happened and I just didn't come clean to it. She didn't want to lose the friendship nor the relationship. And then that turned into a whole conversation that We were up till 2 o'clock in the morning talking about like boundaries. And I came a few times I came close to admitting that I was in the guys as well. It just never, it just never, I just never, I just couldn't spit it out. It was, I don't know if it's just a taboo that the world has and this.

But I, but we did come to some sort of agreement where it's a, at least right now, it's a don't ask, don't tell that could potentially turn into she wants to watch me, fuck other girls, even if I'm not there, potentially join in. She don't know if she's willing to. take that leaf to actually like get involved with some threesomes um with me outside of just this girl rejoin in she don't know if she's willing to take that leap to actually like get involved with some threesomes um with me outside of just this girl so uh so it's been interesting because i haven't hooked up solo with this girl again we've hooked up as a threesome since then but i haven't

hooked up solo with this girl but thanks to your podcast which is the weirdest situation and i guess it was like down to happen because I shared pictures on the first episode of my tattoos. That of me, you're going to know that that's me right off the bat. Oh, really? Yeah. So that was like the main reason why I'd reached out for the, for part two, because your podcast has got me into, not a bad situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's, uh, your podcast got me into a situation. It's interesting. So I'm sober and I have to at least come clean a little bit about one of the businesses I have because it plays a role in the, story. Okay. So I'm sober, but I own a bar in Vegas. So I'm at this bar and there's a, there's a gal that, that's in there pretty regularly. And oddly enough, like, she doesn't really drink a lot when she's there.

She's working mostly when she's there. She works, well, she works someplace close to the bar. And she's in there. We serve coffee, mocktails. Sometimes she'll drink. Sometimes she won't drink. But the moral of the story, and where I'm going with this is, is that she was paying very close attention, hugging me. talking to me, like, extra for probably two weeks.

And it was just really weird because I go from, like, being very cordial with this girl to, like, now she's, like, my best friend every time I'm there. She knows the days I'm in town. She knows the days I'm closing the bar. And I'm like, maybe she's just bored. She's warming up to me. Is she hot? She's hot. Okay.

She's hot, little short girl. She said her dad's a horse jockey, which explains her height. I mean, just a little petite girl. A spinner. And so, yeah. And so, and she'll hear this. She knows I'm recording this. So, you know, she thinks it's hot, but I'm recording it.

So I'm not, like, exposing anything. I even have pictures that she's okay with sharing. And so, but she, she, like, warms up to me. And then she talks about, oh, I like the way you dress. Like, I mean, you're always put together. Like, you have this swag about you. I'm like, what the fuck? Like, what is up with this?

I mean, she knows them in a relationship. And now she's my best friend. Well, then she just springs on me one night and, like, my stomach falls through my ass, like, one night because she says, like, she's like, have you ever thought about hooking up with a guy before? And I was like, I just looked at her like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, I mean, like, we go from like barely know each other. We're talking about who can't put it for the same sex.

And she's like, I think it's so hot. But I haven't found a guy that would actually do it that's like, that's attractive. They're all, they've all been ugly to me. And this and I was like, well, I don't know, like to each of some because I'm like, I can't expose myself. I barely met and making one of my businesses. Well, then she said, I need to come clean. And then she pulls up your Patreon with my pictures on it. But listen, people should know, but people have to know.

that on my patron, I have anonymous picks of my guess. And a lot of people, unlike you, will send me pictures and say, hey, can you take out my tattoos? You did not ask me to take out your tattoos, but I took out your face. Yeah, I took out your face. So she shows you these pictures and it's like your arms with the tattoos and she knows it's you. Oh my God. Yeah. And so I was like, what am I going to do?

Like mine is being like caught by my girlfriend or something. I'm like, oh shit. Like I have a regular now that like happens. What's the chances? I mean, obviously you probably have a lot of downloads and followers. But what's the chances that somebody that comes to my bar is subscribes to your patron, which also tells me that she's in a lot of shit on your podcast. So it's like I have like, I have a, within 30 seconds, I have a million different thoughts on how

this conversation is going to go. And so I'm just like, oh shit. So I said, I like, I kind of am lightheaded. So I have my night manager like kind of cover for me. And I walk around the bar. and I said, let's have a seat and talk about this. And I was like, did you listen to that episode? She's like, I've listened to it several times.

I've rub one out in the car. I'm like, okay, well, that's good. And so anyways, like, I close. I normally leave the bar around 12 before last call, because I don't really want to push drunk people out of the fucking bar, especially being sober. And so I said, what are you doing in 40 minutes? Because it's 40 minutes before closed.

And she's just like, I don't know, it depends on what you're doing, which I already know, that I'm probably fucking her, like, in 40 minutes. And I said, well, I said, where do you live? She's like 10 minutes from here. I said, okay, it's closer to my place. I said, you want to go hang out? She's like, sure.

And so I literally follow her like I'm back in high school, like back to her parents' house. And so I follow her back to her house. I wasn't in that house. I didn't walk in her front door, which I was still pretty, I was in an awkward place, an awkward kind of situation because an hour and a half before this, like, we were just like acquaintances. And so, like, I wasn't in her door of her house for 10 seconds before she was, like, all over me.

I mean, like, aggressively. Like, and I'm usually the aggressor or, like, more of the dominant one. And she just fucking put it on me that night. Like, it was like, and for being a little, like a small gal, like my, my legs were shaking. And I don't, that doesn't ever happen really anymore. And so, and so she put that shit on me. Like, she was, like, wanting to, like, peg me. I'm not into that.

I'm not opposed to like the prostate massaging and like stuff like you guys talk about on the podcast, but I wasn't really into that that night. And then then we're both laying in bed naked and she already has like a whole damn like, like I don't know if she, this could have went really wrong for her or she could have really like this. I could have busted her bubble and just not been interested. But she already had like like pictures from dating apps like like popped up on like, like, what about this guy? What about this guy?

And I'm just like, well, these could be fake. Like I mean, this is all like hitting me all. like out of left field. So I suggested a guy that was a pretty, pretty regular for me in California. I might have mentioned on episode one. I said, I could, I could set this up. Like, I hook up regularly with a guy in California that I hooked up for years. And she's like, oh, my God.

And she's like a little schoolgirl. Like I just told her it was Christmas. And so I actually arranged that for the following week. And we hooked up with her a week later to the day. And you would, I would. I, it's hard for me to believe that she'd never done that because she was like a pro with two guys, like two by guys. Like I don't know if she's just really like always wanted this or what, but she had like a such a deep collection of like gay porn, buy porn. I mean, it was crazy.

She was, she was pulling up videos of like your, from your Patreon from listeners that you had on the past and like just like, it was just crazy. You mean from the Discord videos that they put? Yeah, not from Patreon. Yeah, from Discord. She was pulling up videos from the Discord. She was like, oh, you have a Discord account? Let me post for you. And like, no, no, no, what are you doing?

And so now it's, I'm supposed to, I'm on my way to Vegas. I'm actually pulled off the side of the freeway. I purposely knew where I needed to be where there was good reception to take this call. Yeah. And so I'm on my way to Vegas. And like, I woke up today with like 40 messages from this girl. She's like, I canceled my, I'm so excited to see. you again and and like I canceled my San Francisco trip and I'm just like wow this is this is

wild she used the word I haven't used in a long time she's like I think I'm dictmatized and like all this I mean oh my god I remember that girl I had a girl on that used the word she either got that from a girl that called into my show or she is the girl that called in my show that used the word dictmatized I don't think she's the girl because that girl was married she was a little Asian girl that was married and she told me about the the dictmatized word which I thought was so funny I think she got her from that episode. Yeah, who knows? Like, yeah, she's lessened to more episodes.

She's shared past episodes with me from your show that I've lessened to since then that goes so far back. Like, so she's obviously been a fan of your show. And like, and I even was laughing when we were talking about this before I fucked her. Like, this is crazy. Like, you're a huge fan of this show. And I said, what's the chances of this happening? She's like, well, it's pretty damn good. Like, this is a huge show, Joe.

And you shared your tattoos. I knew exactly who you were as soon as I seen that. I was like, oh shit. And so that could have actually, like, if she was one of those customers that hated me, this could have actually fucked everything up for me. And so I did admit to my girlfriend a couple days after it happened because I wanted to, I didn't know how to bring the conversation up that like you just gave me this all past potentially or this don't ask, don't tell or share with me.

I don't, I, and I didn't clarify this with you that do you want me to share before it happens after it happens because this just kind of happened. And I obviously didn't bring up the podcast part of it. Of course. I have a girl at the bar. Oh, what does she look like? Do I know her? Because she hardly ever goes out there.

And I'm like, I don't know her. Okay, well, can you show me a picture of her? So I showed her picture. And she's like, of course, jokingly, she's like, she looks like a little slut. But it's a horrible joke. And so now that that's happening. And so the guy that she said she wasn't too much into the guy that that I took out there. But I think it's just because I'm,

I'm more of like a polished, rough around the edges guy, a lot of tattoos. I mean, this guy is very like corporate looking guy, wears glasses, cones his hair perfect every day. And so she said that she wasn't too into that guy, but she was into the experience. And I could kind of tell during the interaction that that was the case. But I think it was just, I think it just really checked off a bucket list item for her. So now she's mentioned a few times jokingly seriously that like she's, she's in the girls. She's been in relationship with girls said, I don't remember her. but she said there's been a girl that she was hooking up with the

bar when I'm there I don't really remember her but so she's like oh I need to meet your girl I need to meet her friend and I shared pictures with her and she's like oh they're fucking smoking hot like we need to meet and I'm like I don't know if I'm everything is happening very fast for me like very quickly and I I'm not like I'm not gonna let my fetishes or kinks like take over the rest of my life like I'm just trying to ease in all of this as it kind of comes yeah but when you told your girl about her was your girl

equally like into her at all or were she kind of like oh yeah go have fun with her like how did your girl react to her my my my girl said like Vegas well I think how it was actually put and it wasn't the hottest response but it was the response and she's like you have your bachelor pad out there and I guess you're going to do what you're going to do and like we'll see what happens when I actually make it to Vegas and so but she's also just coming I mean my girl's like a like a freak in the bed with her friend and I or just with like her friend when when I'm just watching but but I don't know why she's she's hot she knows what she's doing like I don't know why she just doesn't like she just doesn't take that leap

and I'm very respectful of that she doesn't take that leap to this I don't necessarily need to be in the lifestyle or really like a swinger or anything like that but I do think that she's selling herself short in that department so I think if it was set up right where we're all in Vegas at the same time I could probably I could probably pull that offer at least like facilitate that Yeah, because what's going to take the place of that couple and all that hooking up? I mean, besides the guy that you have over there, are you missing this other, all these other sex capades that you used to have behind your girls back? Well, not all of them have, sort of. Like, I don't know if you've ever had this happen before, but you could be with like, you could have amazing sex and you could have like a great relationship. and as soon as something like completely turns you off to that, like you look at those people differently.

Yeah. And so that's what's kind of happened with the couple. But I'm not, I mean, other things have happened. I've definitely filled my time with other things since that's happened. So so I guess, again, order of an order of things happening. And I'm glad we missed the first call because two other things that has happened since then. Well, so I was hooking up with this gay porn star pretty regularly. Yeah.

Like every time I go out there. It was either by myself with a couple. The couple wasn't really into him. I get it. Like, he's an older guy, but he's super attracted. He has a big dick. So I was like, I'm going to go see this guy regardless. And then I'm over there one day.

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And so like, okay, no big deals. She's going to swim. I don't really even think anything about it. She literally just walks up to us, pulls my dick out of him and starts blowing me. And that was the first interaction other than a hug that I've ever had with her. She doesn't even say anything. Oh, wow. And so then I ended up fucking her and blowing him.

fucking her at the same time. We spit roast her. I mean, it was, it was amazing. It went from like, almost like, like a starting to get bored with fucking him that day and was going to leave right after that to where we end up spending like almost the rest of the afternoon there. Just hanging out. We ended up, I know this sounds crazy. We ended up watching a movie. We're all hanging out. They ended up fucking all three of us again. So that was cool. But more than likely I'm not hooking up with them anymore either, only because like it's gotten very like routinely, like almost well not vanilla because it's a threesome i'm fucking guy i mean it's it's just not i'm just not into it that much but but i i did meet a hot couple on on a on an app and i actually thought

they were catfishing me at first and um because they're so hot well yeah they're they're they're i'd say they were sevens or eights and they're 10 years younger than me and i i usually on this app would just date to, like, find guys that hook up with. And that night, I just felt like this is, like, these guys are just not my cup of tea. They don't want to play safe. Like, I don't know. It's just not it.

So I decided that for the first time ever to jump over to another category of a couple looking for a guy. Of course, there's a lot of, there's a lot of posts on there about Bulls and, and BBC and stuff like that. I was just kind of going through it. And then there was one that caught my eye that said, we're, we're in Vegas once a month. We work together.

We're in Vegas once a month. looking for a regular thing. And then they posted just like from the neck down pictures. And I said, fuck it. I'm going to, I'm going to send a message. And so I sent a message. And on those apps, you can include their number, but I just said, like, I check my message. I'll check my message every hour. So the, the first hour I checked at this couple would message me back directly. And so then encryptively, like I added my number in there. So then they text me, we're talking back and forth. I told them, hey, meet me. I have a friend of mine that owns the place out here. It's a restaurant bar. Meet me.

there let's meet up. And to my surprise, because I'm definitely at this point thinking they're either catfishing me, this was way too easy. They're either catfishing me. We've already exchanged picks in that. And they're either catfishing me or they're not going to show up, which whatever. I can have fun without them. Well, I get there early and they're already there.

And so, and I notice them immediately, like, because they're sitting and there's not a lot of seating inside. And I'm glad because we ended up talking and laughing for a little bit before we hooked up, but we ended up having to set outside under the heater. And so a couple's super hot. I sat down at the table, we're talking, and then it was actually the wife that said, like, hey, what's up? Are we going to do this? And supposedly, well, not supposedly.

They live in New York, actually. I don't know in what vicinity they live there where you're up there. It's like a 9-17 area code up there. And they're from New York. And so I said, okay, where are you guys staying at? And then we decided to, say, go back to my place just because of, I don't want to, like, truck up to a hotel room if I have my place out there. So we end up going back to my place. And they've been in the lifestyle for a while.

And they're not, they weren't familiar with your podcast, but they are now. And which is weird that they're not because everybody I've talked to. I mean, it seems to be very familiar with your podcast. And so we end up hooking up and it was like, it was a fucking amazing experience. Like the guy is very orally gifted, amazing, amazing dick. Like she's very well-groomed, probably laser, just like very well-kept younger couple. that just really wanted the guy to, like, dominate them both. And, like, it was just very sexy to see, like, usually, like,

I'm either sharing, like, that more aggressor role with the guy or the girl. They were just both very, like, wanting to please me. And it was just fucking, it was amazing. Like, it was just a really good experience. It just went from, like, talking, getting to know them to back at my place and fucking in the living room. And then kind of, like, taking a breather, getting some water, fucking in the room. And then fucking back in the living room.

when we thought they were going to leave. And it was just cool. It was just a really cool experience. And either he is out there every month or because she stay at home, like they're out there every month. And so we're already, like, kind of making plans, like, to hook up again. And so that's actually, that was actually amazing because in a normal situation, if I was still having fun with the older guy, the porn actor, then I probably wouldn't even

went on that app and even took a chance. And then the odds of actually not getting catfish. were like, were like pretty amazing. Right. And you were looking for a couple where the guy is by. That's your thing. So this couple shows up. So when you say you're fucking them,

you're fucking the guy and the girl, right? Are you a top or a bottom or a switch? I forget. I'm a top, but I have been on the switch just depending on the mood because like, like recently I've heard a lot more on your podcast. I mean, the prostate is where our G spot is.

I'd be kind of, I think I believe I'm a big advocate for guys that need to explore that because they think they like coming, they're really going to like coming, like if they actually were to explore that. Right. And so, yeah, that's amazing. So I'm mainly atop.

That guy said he was a switch, but we never even really got into that, that particular night, it never even really got into where, like, I would have switched with him. But I talked both of them. She hadn't had anal for some time. I don't remember.

She might have told me, It was a long time. She had anal and like, I don't, I don't, it was like a funny comment at the time, but like, it was hot at the same time. She's just like, you have a dick that I wouldn't mind in my ass. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. Like, well, we can, we can do that because it's playful and it was cool. And, and they had had a few drinks. Obviously, I don't, I don't drink, but they had a few drinks.

So they were totally loosened up and everything was cool. And it just went really good. Like, this guy, this guy, it's been a long time since I've had a guy or a girl really, like, like, like, where I've had to like stop them from blowing me like quickly because I'm going to come fast. Like this I was like man this dude is like orally gifted like big time. And it's like it was almost intimidating for me because like obviously like I love sick and dick. But this guy was like he's like a professional. I swear.

And coming from a guy that used to hook up with a porn star, a gay porn star. I mean that's a big compliment to this guy because you've been with professionals before. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the funny thing is I never thought that I'd ever say this, but it's like the old saying where, be careful meeting your heroes because they'll let you down. It's not that this gay porn star was, not that this gay porn star was like my hero, but I was into

him, I've been into him for a long time. It's like everything seemed very scripted. It could be because he's a little bit older too, and he said, that's just how he's gotten down for so long, but it seems very scripted like, oh, let's go over here, let's do this. Like, it's like almost like he's directing. At one point, I was like joking. Like, man, for all I know you have, like, hidden cameras up here, I don't think that that's happening.

And obviously, like, that'd be a legal issue. But they're like, so I like to just be spontaneous. Like with this couple, it was a very spontaneous thing. Even with the girl that comes into my bar, these have been very spontaneous things. So it's like door closes, the window opens, right? Like, this couple just like, this couple just completely, like, pissed me off. And I'd even know how to talk about it. I was just like, I can't believe it.

Like, you really got to take it there. we fuck all over the place. Like, I mean, like, you fuck other people. I'm at home, fuck people, whatever. We've just had a lot of fun and then you want to push it to this place. And now, since then, I've had great sex with a buddy of mine and a girl, the girl by herself, this couple. And then, but I did get catfish, too, which is kind of a crazy story. And I did get catfished.

Who was it by? A man or a fake man or a fake woman or a fake couple? Well, it's a man. And that's been the more recent thing. And then I can kind of get into like what's going on with my, with my girl and her because there's a whole other like dynamic going on there now. But there's, yeah, well, I'll talk about the catfish part first because this is a very interesting. And it's almost like a damn warning for these apps.

So I'm kind of, I'm bored and horny like everybody gets on these apps. And so I'm on this app and then I start getting these pictures back. And they're not face pictures, which is fine. but of these body pictures, really cute guy. I'm more on the twink side, which I'm not like always into, but it's kind of like when you go to a buffet, like sometimes you want twink,

like sometimes the bear, like, who knows? And so, and then he's like, oh, well, nobody's responding to my, to my ads and my messages. And I'm thinking to myself, why. Like, this dude's got to, looks like he has a tight ass and, like, he's just a hot-looking guy.

And we're like, okay, this is interesting. So we're talking back and forth. Then we start texting back and forth. And we're messaging dick picks, of course, because that's what guys love to do. And we're message you dick picks back and we're talking. And then I decide like, okay, screw it. Like, I'll just have this guy over.

And so this is already like 2 o'clock in the morning. And I'm like, at first I'm like, maybe I put the guy off to tomorrow. We've been talking too much. And maybe I'm not up for fucking. But then I'm still hard. And I'm like, what? I could stay up another hour. Fuck this guy and send him home.

So he has this whole fantasy thing like in his head. Well, I thought it's not a fantasy thing. Now I find out it was cat, I was being catfish. It's that of like, okay, well, I'll show up, like, you leave the door unlocked and, like, put a pill over your face and just, like, be under the blanket naked. So I wasn't going to do the whole, like, pill over my face thing because, like, I'm at the same time, I'm still, I might like sucking dick, but I'll still, like, fuck you up if you come into my house trying to pull something. So I, so I said, okay, I'm willing to,

like, just be on the couch, ready to go, you walk him. Now, this guy's like a twink in all his pictures. Everything is cool. I'm, like, excited, like, okay, I'll meet this guy. As long as you're down to play safe. like we're good like I'm okay I'm good so my doors I hear my door open and then come walks in is like a dude that's like maybe a hundred pounds more than the guys in this pictures this picture and older for sure yeah older for sure and like looks nothing like like even if this guy had gained weight and those were older pictures I seriously doubt that was him you're kidding and then he was just like no no this I this shit is like I I don't even know if I've

even heard of anything this crazy before and so so immediately like I'm kind of like I go from like full on erection like this is kind of exciting like haven't done this before to like wanting to like fist fight this guy in like my living room and like I'm just like are you serious man and so instead for the 45 year old me is different than the 35 year old me I like just had to talk to this guy like dude you're putting yourself in a very harmful situation like I mean like I could have guns in this house like you this is the kind of shit that will could potentially get you killed like you do you not watch the show catfish like I mean it's I'm having I'm having I'm having having this full heart to heart like conversation with this guy about how there's somebody for everybody there's guys that are into there's chubby chasers there's like you don't have to be yourself yeah i was like what did he say at first he was just like oh you could just sit back and i'll just blow you and like i just want i don't know to need any reciprocation i said i'm not that guy though like i enjoy having sex with men like i'm not just a guy that wants to get blown unless it's like a spur of the moment like we've already flux kind of deal and so it went it was just really bad i'm like man you you

you pick the wrong and the right guy to for this to happen most guys might not have cared i said is this actually work before he's like oh it's worked with a trucker before it's where i'm like wow okay well yeah dasper guy that's doing this on the side that's never been with a man maybe finally got up the balls like i could see why or just a guy that's like so horny for it realize they got catfish but it's like gonna take it for the team just for himself kind of thing i mean like Why not just close your eyes and pretend it's somebody else kind of thing? That's what I think a lot of guys would do. Man, sometimes I wish I was that guy, and then I'm glad I'm not at the same time.

So I have to be. That's the standard, dude. Yeah. And so, yeah, so I ended talking to the guy, he ended up leaving, and I just jerked off. I'm like, I mean, whatever. But it was just like, what the fuck? Like, and so it's like, like, what is, like, it's so weird. Like, I have such a normal, like, business life outside of all of this.

And then like all of this has happened like such a, I feel short period of time. But where I was, it's definitely an interesting, it's been an interesting couple months. And I'm sure that I'm going to get to Vegas tonight. I'm going to end up with this girl. And where I said the dynamic has changed a little bit is as I do plan on like consensually like recording what happens with this girl. And then asking my girl, like, because she's already giving me the okay. But like I want to make sure that she's fully okay with this. And then I'm at.

And if she is, which she said she has, that she is, I'm actually going to, you like, watch this with, watch it back with her when I get home. Okay. So now you're going to tell her beforehand that you're doing it or you guys, when you had that, like, that long conversation about things when you're like, do I ask, do I tell when, like, did she give you any kind of rules? Like, I want to know before you do it or just do it whenever and let me know after. I mean, what did you guys come to? Like, what decision did you guys come to? Well, we've come to the decision where she knows I'm hooking up with this girl in Vegas. She knows I'm going to Vegas, and she said she would like to, at very least. Originally her plan was call me when it's happening and I want to listen to you.

And then after a little bit more of a little deeper into the conversation, I said, well, what if I just recorded it? Well, is she going to be okay with that? Like, I'm like, I'm pretty sure she's going to be okay with that. And she probably wants to hook up with you too. And so it was now where I'm going to actually record it and then tell her I recorded it. If you knew my girlfriend, it's very much a, how can I put this? Like, she's definitely into this.

She made it very clear tonight. We had that conversation. But I think she almost wants to be surprised like, oh, what do you have for me? Because she knows I'm going to Vegas. She knows I'm going to fuck this girl. She didn't outright say like, hey, don't forget to record her tonight, but she knows it's happening, if that makes sense. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, no, totally. And now is this girl down for like your girl seeing a video of her and stuff? Like does she know that your girl knows and all that kind of stuff? Yes, she knows. We had a we had a conversation a couple days ago on, well, actually we had a conversation yesterday about it again. And so she's excited. She's like, I've got to go buy some stuff. I was like, no, you don't have to buy anything like just being naked.

Would she want to give her a good show? You mean like it being like a hot lingerie? Yeah, and I'm sure she still will because I'm starting to get that from her. like she like staged her whole damn the second time i hooked up with her she staged like her whole damn house and she's just like look like i have this vibrating chair this chair with dildo on it like do you want to watch me right yeah of course like i want to see everything why hasn't this girl called into my show she's on my patreon she's stalking my listeners i'm obsessed with her why hasn't she been on my show or has she i've told her that i said you need to know she hasn't she hasn't she hasn't she hasn't

she's like i thought about it like she's like she's hooking up with that girl at your bar she's got her whole house full of sex furniture. Like what the fuck? Why is she called? No shit. I mean like she's fucking you now. Yeah, she has sex furniture. Like she doesn't have like a few toys.

Like the first I mean, it sounds like she's got furniture. Yeah. Like the first night that I fucked her, it was literally just me fucking her. And then like we're hanging out there. We're looking at pictures of guys. And then we're still hanging out at her house.

It's like two in the morning. She's like, you want to see all the toys I have? And then she goes into the closet in the guest room and like pulled out an arsenal of like a sex store. And I was just like, Oh, okay. Like, that's cool.

Like, we should be using all of these. And so she does need to call on the to your show. I'm going to reiterate that. How old is she? She told me she's 33. Okay, go on. She told me that, well, I think that I'm just very sexual and I don't think I have any special stories. I was like, you like, you like all the sex toys.

Like, you're hot. I was like, you do, you would, you would definitely be cool. Plus, she's hooking up with women, too. She didn't you, she say, oh, I'm hooking up with this girl from your thing? Yeah, yeah, and that's not the only girl that she's either hooking up with or has hooked up with, obviously. And so, like, yeah, I think I'd listen to that episode for sure. Yeah, but what if she fucks you and your girl? Now, how's your girl?

So do you think that your girl would sort of start to hook up with you with other women besides her friend? Because she obviously, like, is into threesome with you with other checks. Do you think she's getting closer to be being more open to it now after your conversation? I do. I do. So what I'm actually hoping for, and I haven't told, I haven't told her this because I'm hoping it just organically happens is she's actually flying out of town right after Thanksgiving to go visit another friend who happens to be in the girls with, with our friend that we hook up with. And I, I purposely am not going on that trip even though I could, because I'm really hoping that they all hook, that they all hook up, because they've definitely flirted a lot on FaceTime. And I think that that's going to be, I think that's going to be a good. I've kind of pushed our friend, our girlfriend, I would say, like, in that, like, hey, like, make sure she has a good time up there. I mean, like, say, oh, I'm going to do what I can.

And so I think that that would really, like, break the, that would kind of get her out of her shell. That's what I'm really hoping for. Yeah, for sure. And, but now, do you feel like you're ever going to come clean about the guy? Because you still are cheating on her. I mean, you're doing a lot of cheating. yeah i do i do think it it does need to happen but it's like the floodgates have been open up on so many

other things now i really don't want to toss that on her as well and and maybe that's just my insecurities of doing it because of how i maybe maybe i'm just fucked up in the head and i just think that people are going to judge me a way that i'm not comfortable with if this relationship was to ever go south and she was to expose that side of me because that's my biggest fear really more than anything not what i do behind closed doors if it was somebody I really, really trust it. But this relationship is, it's still just a relationship right now. And who knows? Like, there's, what is it? What they say, no one's more dangerous than the scorn female. And it's like, who knows? Like, in the future, if she's not

comfortable with this, like, if she exposed to this, it could really, could screw things up and people could be super supportive. It's like, at this point, I'm kind of, I don't know, I don't know how people would view it or really what it would fuck up or not. And you don't trust her. You feel like maybe if you guys broke up and it was a bad breakup, she might go blab and then word would get out in your like business and stuff that you're into dudes and that's your biggest fear. Yeah. And I work with like, I guess the easiest way to put it is is that on one part of my life, I work with a lot of conservatives, I guess is the easy way to put it. And if that was to, if that was to get exposed, it definitely would not impact, not only impact my income, not completely, but it would really

tarnish. I mean, I'm not out there like dashing like gay people or anything like that. I'm very like actually I'm very liberal now. I'm just like I'm cool with everybody like totally cool to everybody for obvious reasons and just because I'm a decent human being. But it's just that it would put a black eye on the situation a little bit if I was exposed. Even though I just love dick, I love men, I love pussy, like a very sexual guy. I just I don't know how how come to why I'm with that yet. Yeah. I mean you're you're not stupid that there's still a big stigma out there in regards to guy and guy action. And the truth is like that whole conservative. community that you're catering to or whatever, all those people that would fucking judge you, half of them would be privately DMing you to blow you after they found out too. It's not like it's not going down there as well. It's unfortunate though that so many guys can't really talk about it and it's all being done on the DL. That's why I love my sponsor Butter Wellness. They got that massager and they use it externally. It's like just try this externally, right? Just even for straight guys to go to do prostate play for you, right? Like you said, even like a straight guy. But the sad thing,

is is that like ain't like the the reason why even straight guys don't want to even try anal plays because like the connotation oh it means i'm gay and like being gay or by or anything to do with it is still like there's still this huge stigma it's such it's so stupid because i hear from guys all the time that are fucking other guys when blowing them and that are into them sometimes just for sex just for like every now and then why not kind of a thing they're they totally love their girl or they're very into women but they're also into guys just like your girlfriend just like your girlfriend she's into fucking girls why would there be any difference

with what she does than what you do but you have to worry that if you guys broke up and she blabbed about it you would look like a fucking asshole and you could lose your business but if you told people that she eats her friend snatch nothing's going to happen to her she's just going to get another boyfriend sooner than later if you spread that

rumor you're absolutely right like the the crazy thing is is that I would compare myself very closely like to I mean maybe I go a little bit further than him but you guys had like the Blaze couple he he seems to be like a guy that would like

be like a bro of mine yeah and the funny thing is is that like I've hooked up with a lot guys that I've either stayed very friendly with or just kind of comments of like hey it's cool that we are very similar because I'm not really attracted to feminine men yeah and like and so

I appreciate like a man that like they're they don't I don't class find myself it's hard to even say that i'm by i'm i'm definitely not gay because i like pussy too but like it's just like i just i just find men sexually attractive and you and and uh leila like like mentioned something the other day i was listening to that said like hey you don't have to be gay or buy anything just to to be attracted to a man's dick like i feel like that's me like that's why i've always felt like i can't be in a relationship with a man because i love women i love so much about women but i just love having sex with men i love the almost like i mean just the raunchy part

of just having like sex with like another raw man. Yeah. And I don't know if you, I'm sure you listen to my Dr. Joe court episode. If you didn't, you have to, because it will explain you to a T. And he went viral on TikTok because he's a gay man. He's a therapist. He's got a PhD, but he's also a gay man in a relationship. And he went on to TikTok to say, like, listen, a guy could suck a dick and still not be gay or even be guy.

Be by. Sorry. And what he said. Yeah, I heard that. Yeah. his distinction was like listen some there's a difference between your sexual like identity and or no your and your erotic like identity is that that what it's called your sexual identity and your like it's like sometimes your erotic identity was it an erotic identity what the fuck was it

sexual i i remember i remember the conversation yeah and it made total sense yeah i did i did listen to that yeah just like and the erotic that your erotic identification is like just what you're into when you're fucking horny. Sometimes maybe when you're in, like when you're just fucking horny, you might suck a dick just because it's there and because it's like you said, runchy, dirty hot, whatever. But it doesn't mean anything. It doesn't mean that you're walking down the street when you're not horny, staring at guys wanting to suck their dick, you might not even think about it.

But in that moment, when you're fucking horny, it might be hot or whatever. And so a lot of guys will say the same thing like you and they'll say, oh, I like to suck a dick or I like to float around guys, but I don't consider myself anything. When it's, I've heard it a million times. And he explains it anyway. That's on the episode. People have to listen to it. No, no, that's good.

That's a really good explanation. And I'm glad that more things like that are coming out because I've always been a little confused on like if I even consider myself by because wouldn't that mean that I, that I, that I like, that I, that I like. I mean, I don't, I don't know. I just like what I like. I didn't even really understand a lot of terms on what I did because I just went to the flow with the flow.

Like I've been called a Dom multiple times. I've been called a bull multiple times because I've fucked guys, wives. they've let me in the past and it's like i never really thought about any of these things it's like your podcast and like talking with more people over the years and different resources have really got me more confused sometimes than than even enlightened but but i just like what i like and it is what it is and i'm a fairly attractive guy and like as long as guys are guys and girls are willing to hook up with me i don't think i'm going to stop anytime soon i just hope to like kind of hopefully in one one day if things go right with my girlfriend really kind of open that up to where we

like a productive good life outside of sex and then just have amazing sexual experiences together hopefully yeah I mean there's got to come a time because listen I once was dating and you're not like this is I'm talking drugs here but you're talking sex but it's like the same thing right like because I was dating a guy and he was doing all kinds of drugs in front of me right so like like you're doing all kinds of sexual stuff in front of her she knows that you fuck other girls you guys are having three sons and stuff my guy was doing all kinds of drugs in front of me but there was like some sort of secret going on. When I didn't, I never, and I could tell that there was something going on, but I couldn't

imagine what it was. I thought he was fucking gay, hooking up, like, cheating, like all these things, but it was like another drug. And it was like, I would have never thought that because we were so open when it came to those types of things, right? I never judged him by the drugs that he was doing. So, like, the fact that there was another one that didn't tell me, it didn't make any fucking sense.

And it's the same thing with your girl. Like, she's so open with you sexually. She's bringing to the table what she likes. You guys are doing all kinds of things. You fucking cheated on. on her recently kind of with her friend told her she was cool with it you're very open you guys are really sort of out of the box when it comes to what you do and your your relationship if she ever found out that you were cheating on her were guys like it could potentially ruin everything and

I would hope if you actually really like her and want to have a long-term relationship with her at some point you might want to come clean you're not going to tell her that you've been fucking guys this whole time right I mean you're never going to do that are you yeah I don't I don't know Honestly, I don't really have an answer to that because like I started kind of thinking in my head. I've probably fucked more guys than I fuck women in my life. And like so. But you can't tell you. Are you going to tell her I've been hulking up with guy, like I've been hooking up with a guy behind your back while they're together?

You could tell her you've been with guys before. But, but a certain point, it's going to become like you're just like a fucking liar. I know. And trust me, it weighs on me. It weighs on me. Of course. Because I thought the relationship was going to be a few months at best. And I was never going to have to be dating for.

it's over a year now and now her her friend that we're that we're fucking all the time and hanging out with like almost daily at night like where she lives in town now so now she's like in the mix and like I called her a unicorn the other day and she like bit my head off so I'm not a fucking unicorn like

I'm your I'm your friend that we that we all fuck and I'm okay cool no labels so so there's that but it's and it's crazy because like I did come clean about my my household relationship with a good friend of mine because he was kind of looking at it weird

like okay you're living you're kind of hanging out with these girls all the time I know that this girl is in the girls like and I just came clean on the eighth of the month like we were hanging out and I said yeah I'm fucking both of them and he goes dude like you don't need anything else man oh my god you got two hot chicks at home to both fuck you like oh wow dude like you're in the best situation and little does he know I'm like still fucking other people yeah I know that's what I mean and that's what how she would feel too. And that would be,

that's what would be so like, what the fuck kind of thing that, I don't know. What are you going to do? Like, eventually you'll find out whether you're going to be serious or with her or something,

but you should start coming to terms with maybe, like copping to the fact that you might want to be into girls. Like I said, I wouldn't suggest telling her that you've been doing it, but saying that you have hooked up with guys, you were hooking up with guys before her and you'd maybe like to do it with her. If she's down for it,

who knows? Wait until you hear the, episode with Mr. Blaze because he talks about sort of bringing it up with his newest girl and everything. And he's a real alpha guy that brought it to the table. And his girl was on the first, you listen to his girl's episode when she was like worried. I don't know how I'm going to feel or whatever, but she was like super cool. I mean, I don't know. At a certain point, you got to like get a vibe of whether your girl's going to be cool with it or not. Was she going to break up with you because of it or is she going to be like his girl who was kind of like, I don't know how I'm going

to feel about it, but let's try it. And then she, like, loved it. Yeah, I think that that's a good case. That could be a good case. I don't know. Your girl, you got to, like, you got to, like, get her vibe, or, I mean, for a year.

Like, you know. Yeah. Yeah, no, it's definitely the case. And through your discord, like, I did meet a guy and ultimately he's in a relationship with another guy that lives down in Florida. So I do plan on like maybe taking a trip for work and hanging out with those guys too so it's like yeah so it's

one of it's one of those situations where it's like this is just going to get out of control if i don't come clean at some point so yeah if that does happen you'll you'll know yeah this is a good advertisement for my discord okay like that's the kind of shit that goes down on my discord this girl's like finding people she knows and then fucking hooking up with them you're hooking up with meeting other couples on there guy couples and hook it up with them you're going to do will fly me out. You're going to fly out there to see them. Like, that's all going down to my Discord. So listen, do me a favor and send me in some picks to go with this episode if you want to. I will. I will. I have some already approved and ready to rock.

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