Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1034 - Neil on his Super Hot Swinger Cruise Experiences with his Wife
Episode Date: February 12, 2025Neil called in to talk about him and his wife’s hot swinger cruise experiences. Tune int to hear all the details including how and why they decided to take a lifestyle cruise, the difference between... the ones out there and the reasons they chose the one they went on, how they joined the cruiseship’s Facebook group and what they learned there, a typical day on a lifestyle cruise and exactly what goes down, all the things you can do including classes, workshops, hooking up in playrooms etc, what exactly goes down at pool area and what doesn’t go down, how the dining is set up and how and why it helped to facilitate their hook ups, the classes and workshops and meet and greets they attended, the playrooms and what’s going down there, the demographic’s of the people who were on the cruise, how much it cost them, the overall vibe of the cruise, how and why a cruise is a great first experience for a newbie couple, exactly what went down during their cruise, the couple they met at dinner and how and why they broke their no random hook ups for them, what exactly went down with them in the playroom, the second couple they met at dinner and how they wound up hooking up with them and exactly what went down during their full swap, the demographics of what they look for in a couple they swap with, their website https://www.temptedpineapples.com and why they started it plus a whole lot more. **To see a pic of NEIL AND HIS WIFE plus see pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://beducate.me/pd2504-anonymous Use code anonymous to get an additional 10% off the campaign’s current discount - that’s 60% off http://sonobello.com/strictlyanon Schedule your FREE consultation to remove stubborn fat in ONE visit Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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him but you're also going to hear some really fucking hot stories. Okay. Neil and his wife Renee both called in
before. If you want to hear their origin stories are super interesting. I'll put the numbers of their
episodes in the description so you can. What was interesting about their episodes is in the beginning.
They were, they found out about swinging through their neighborhood. There was two other couples that were doing it.
And then they started like secretly hooking up with one of the neighborhood couples.
And they were all like swinging together.
But one couple didn't know that the other two couples were hooking up.
So it was this whole sort of naughty thing going down.
But they were introduced to the world of swinging.
They got really into it.
They went to a lot of resorts and stuff.
But what they've been doing since the last called in is going on cruises.
And they talk all.
And he called in to talk all about it.
And he gives so much like really super interesting information.
Like after he told me all about the cruise, I was like, wow, this is.
like such a great thing for a newbie couple to do even more so than like a meet and greed or a hotel
takeover or a swinger club if you could get around to just like walking on this cruise ship as your
first experience i think it i think it's a great idea and he explains exactly what goes down
what to expect how it's run from the minute you fucking wake up till you go to sleep after you've
banged a million people i mean he talks about it all like i said he's full of information and
He has a lot of hot stories.
There are two different couples they hooked up with, and he talks about the details of those
stories and those hookups in detail.
They also did some exhibitionist stuff.
They love being watched.
He goes into that.
He created a website called tempted pineapples.com.
He's a guy that likes to know about things.
He educates himself, and he also likes to pay it forward and educate everybody else.
That's what he's on this podcast doing, telling you about the cruise ships and stuff.
But when he was a newbie swinger and looking for all the information, he was like, there's no, like, one place where you could find out all this information.
So he created this website called temptedpinnepinples.com.
I think it's fantastic.
I'm not just saying that.
He's got all the information you need to know about swinging in the places to, like, get things and find out things and book vacations.
And he's got all his reviews on there.
And his reviews are, like, blogs of exactly what went down when he went to specific places.
and it's the real deal.
He's not being paid for any of it.
So you're going to love his website too.
And I'll have the link to that in the description.
But you're going to love his episode.
He's got some hot stories, like I said, and a lot of information.
And it's super interesting.
So I'm going to get right to it.
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But anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Neil.
Hey, Neil.
Welcome back to the Strictly Anonymous Podcast.
How are you today?
I'm very good. How about you, Kathy?
Good. Neil, listen, you were on before with your wife. And I don't remember, did we do you guys together or separate? I think we did you guys separately, but you were, you had a really interesting. Yeah, we did two separate episodes.
Yeah, and like I'll put the episode number to both of your episodes in the description, because both of them were killer. But the funny thing about your guy's initial call was that you guys started swinging and going on Swinger cruises and all the Swinger resorts with like your neighbors.
It was like a COVID hookup thing
But there was like another neighbors
That were playing with you that they didn't know
I don't know
It was like this whole thing
Which was kind of interesting
That was like the twist of your story
But what I also remember about your episodes
That stood out and what you're calling back in again
Is you guys did start a Swinger website
Right called Tempted Pineapples
Because you really were like
Well you were like the type of couple
That when you got into swinging
You really wanted all the information
And when you went looking for it
It was like hard to find right
And you created this great website
I remember thinking, oh, this is like super killer.
Called tempted pineapples.com where it has all the information you need, right, that you guys were looking for when you first started out, correct?
That's exactly right.
Yeah, I think that that's smart.
And that's how you give back to the community that you love.
Now, you and your wife have been fucking at it.
You guys are hot.
I got like the hot pictures of you guys.
They're very naked pics with no faces over on my Patreon people to see and stuff.
But, you know, this is a secret life that you guys live.
But you really do a lot of like cruising.
You go on, like, to a lot of resorts and you go on on the cruises.
We're going to talk a lot about that today, right?
Correct.
Yeah.
And you went on a couple recently, like to, what, you don't know, kick it off with a hot story.
And then let's get into, like, tell people, like, all about the, the cruises and resorts or whatever goes down on those things.
Because I don't even know.
Yeah.
So we, I guess it's probably been about 20 months since our first episode when we talk.
So we've had a lot of experiences and traveled to temptation a few times.
And so last year, we had already gone to Temptation a couple times and had some awesome experiences there.
But we were, we were wanting to try something new.
And we had not done a cruise up to that point.
Oh, you didn't do a, you know what it is?
I remember at Temptations, you did like a booze cruise.
I remember that.
And we got a head on that.
That's why I remember.
Yeah, we've done that, which was pretty intense and insane.
If you go back and listen to that first episode, I got all the details for that.
But we had never done like the big cruise shows.
Oh, okay, cool.
So we started talking about that as an option to just try something new and see kind of what the differences were there.
And so we started looking at the cruises and trying to figure out what we wanted to do.
And we ended up picking one in November.
It was a bliss cruise.
And it was, I mean, just to kind of, it was awesome.
We hooked up with two different couples.
The first experience was just crazy intense.
It was kind of just a random.
We're usually the type of couple that likes to get to know people and kind of build that.
that connection and then play.
And this was complete opposite.
It was just so spontaneous.
And we ended up going straight from dinner, straight to the playroom.
And then the girls jumped right into play and were all over each other.
We had tons of people watching and then the guys jumped in.
And it was just absolutely intense.
And the girls played for probably a good 45 minutes.
They were going down on each other.
They were scissoring, taking turns, just doing every position you can.
And then me and the other husband were just kind of.
standing back watching and and then finally we got kind of motioned over to join in and then we we I started
playing with his wife and he started playing with my wife and and it was just like just a good hour
of just crazy fun sex and and and raunchiness debauchery everything so but I can I'll probably
get into a little bit more of that and like kind of how we met once I kind of explained a little bit
more about the cruise and some of the things that led up to that which are important to know as far as
how the cruise and kind of the flow of the day goes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then maybe it will make sense of how come you through your kind of rule about getting to
know people well out the window and just like hit it and quit it and had like an orgy swap
or whatever it was called.
Yeah.
So we knew that cruise has existed and it was kind of an option.
And I guess over the last few years, the lifestyle community has grown.
And there's been a lot more demand for lifestyle resorts and takeover events and things.
in that space. So the cruises have gotten really big and popular. Oh, really? Yeah, it's so, so we,
when we started looking, we were trying to figure out which one we wanted to do. So Temptation,
the resort, they do two to three cruises a year. And these are like large ships, 2,500,000 people.
Ayer Resort also does two to three cruises per year now. Those are a little bit more exotic.
There's Tim to be more like, like the ones this year were like in Greece and in Spain, like over
in the Mediterranean. So they're a little bit more exotic, more expensive. You've got to travel
farther to get to those. The Temptation cruises were based here out of the U.S., and they're more like
the Temptation Resort party, probably a younger crowd. Not everybody on the ship is in the lifestyle.
Oh, really? Yeah. It's kind of like when you go to the resorts there, some people are in the
lifestyle. Some people are just there for the party. Some people are voyeur and just like the atmosphere
where like the desire cruises are more really lifestyle folks.
focused and most of the passengers, if not all, are in the lifestyle in some way.
And then there's another big cruise group that it's called Bliss, and that's the one that we ended
up choosing.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, the reason why is because after doing the research, it seemed to be a happy medium
between the two.
So it was fully lifestyle focused, clothing optional, tons of playroom opportunities, all kinds
of lifestyle like activities and educational sessions, meet and greets, all those.
types of things, but it was a good mix of the party and kind of the sensual lifestyle type stuff that
you would see probably more on the desire cruise. So we wanted to be right in the middle, and that's
why we chose that one. And then when we started looking at dates and options, there was one in
November, and it was perfect timing for kind of when we wanted to go. And then the ship that it was on
was a massive ship. So we had actually been on that ship with our family and kids like back in the
which is kind of crazy. But I mean, it's, it's a lot.
It's 5,500 passengers.
So you're talking 5,500 lifestyle people on the same ship.
It's like a floating city.
So we thought that would be a completely different experience than anything that we've done before at the resorts because they're not even close to being that large.
So we like the ship.
We like the time frame.
So we ended up booking it.
And then we started kind of trying to figure out like, okay, how do things work?
Like, how does it work differently than the resort?
Like, what do you do on a ship that size?
Like, how do you even find people when you're on a ship that size?
You might meet somebody and never see them again because it's just so big.
So we joined a Facebook group for Bliss, and you can go in and whichever cruise you're
specifically on, you can join that group.
Oh, that's interesting.
And then you kind of give them your cabin information and you kind of verify that you are who you are.
And then they add you to the group.
And then you can start asking questions.
And if you want to meet people ahead of time, it's easy to do that through Facebook.
People kind of coordinate excursions together when they go into.
port days, things like that.
So we joined the Facebook group, started learning as much as we could.
And then we were a little bit prepared when we got there, but we still learned a lot along the way.
So basically, I'll just kind of give you what it's like day, like a typical day and kind of how things flow throughout the day and what options you have.
That's kind of how we learned.
And when we got on the ship, it kind of matched with the research that we had done.
So the daytime activities usually start around 9 o'clock.
And you have just a ton of things that you can.
choose. So if you're into the pool, you can do that. If you want to do more classes and seminars
and educational stuff, you can do that. They have playrooms that open up in the afternoon if you want
to do afternoon play. They have meet and greet scheduled throughout the day. There's bar, like
multiple bars and restaurants throughout the ship that you can kind of just go if you're more into
the bar scene. So there's tons of different things that you can do depending on what your interests are.
Yeah. So the classes and the seminars are really interesting because like some are free. So if you
just want to go and kind of have some basic education like say,
like some were just setting boundaries or more for newbies or how to open up your
communication better, how to how to break the ice and need other people and
approach other couples, that type of thing. And then they had paid classes where like
if you wanted to learn how to squirt, they had experts in teaching how to squirt and
you could go in and you could sign up and they would walk you through how that whole
process works and what to feel and the mechanics of it. And then they actually had like
professionals in there that if you gave them permission, they would try to make you squirp.
So it went to that type of level.
They had orgy classes where you could, you literally would, like you go in and they would
teach you proper etiquette for an orgy.
And then halfway through the class, if you wanted to participate, they started an orgy.
So it's just all those types of classes and educational things.
And then they also have the traditional pool stuff where you just go to the pool and
pool decks clothing optional.
And people get, if they want to get fully naked, they do.
Most of the people are topless.
And then you just kind of spend the day at the pool and hang out kind of like you would at a resort.
And then, like I said, then they also have playrooms that open up in the afternoon.
So if you want to kind of leave the pool or you're feeling more frisky to play in the afternoon
and you don't want to worry about trying to get drunk at night and then not being able to have any fun,
you can kind of get to it early.
So the daytime kind of rolls like that.
And it's really up to you on what you want to do.
Quick question for you.
And I love how you're just going with this.
And I'm not really going to interrupt you that much.
I'm just curious during the day, like when you're at the pool, are you allowed to hook up there
or is hooking up only allowed in the play areas?
Yeah, it's only allowed in the, now people will kiss and they'll kind of flirt.
Of course, right, right, but no, like, you're not allowed to have sex in outside of those designated areas.
Okay, good to know.
People, yeah, people, now people have sex in their rooms with the balconies and things like that
and people can sometimes see that.
But like at the pool deck, no, you're not allowed to do.
do that, but you are allowed to be nude and that type of thing.
Yeah.
So, yeah, so then, so typically the, that's kind of how things flow through the day.
You just kind of figure out what you want to do and when you want to do it.
And, and you just kind of go with the flow.
And then the, the dinner time typically starts around 6.30.
And if you've ever been on a cruise, it's the same type of thing.
So they have a main dining hall that's just huge.
It's like the formal sit-down dining.
And then they have specialty restaurants, if you won't like a more intimate experience.
like Italian or French or a steakhouse, and then they have a buffet.
So it just depends on what you want to do.
Most of the passengers would do the sit-down formal dining.
And it was really cool.
The way that worked is it was kind of first-come, first-served, just any time you want to come.
You didn't have like a specific time that you had to be there.
And because you've got all these couples that are, I mean, very few people come on that ship as a big group.
It's like we didn't know anybody when we got on the ship, which is different than when we go to the resort sometimes.
So you go to dinner and you just kind of get in line.
And as you're working your way up to the front, you either meet people and you kind of say, hey, you want to have dinner with us?
Or they'll just sit you at a random table and then you might be sat with four other couples that you've never met before.
And then you have a two-hour dinner with everybody as you go through the different courses.
And you end up so every single night, we tried to do.
do that. And we met so many couples and two of the couples that we met through that dinner experience
are the two couples that we hooked up with on the cruise. So it's just, yeah, it was a lot of fun.
So, so and then after dinner, you kind of, uh, well, what I will say during dinner, people, the,
the outfits are amazing. People are in the most stunning, sexy dresses. Some people actually will
dress up in their theme night party outfits and wear that to dinner. So they really, as long as you're
covering up your nipples, they pretty much will let you wear anything you want. And even if you don't
have underwear on, it's funny, like the waiters, you'll come over and they'll put a napkin down on the,
on the feet. So the women aren't sitting directly on the fabric or whatever. So that's pretty funny.
You can kind of imagine their training workshops. That's what I'm saying. Imagine their training
workshops before the cruise goes, you know what they're told. By the way. It's a good point too,
because these cruises are,
it's,
it's Norwegian or Royal Caribbean or MSC or celebrity.
Yeah,
the regular cruises.
They just charter these ships out.
And it's,
it's the full cruise staff that operate those ships.
So the very next week,
that same exact staff is doing a cruise with family and kids.
Love it.
Yeah,
hilarious.
So,
so yeah,
so after dinner,
everybody,
if people are already dressed in their outfits for the theme nights,
they kind of just go straight to the party.
A lot of times people will go back and get dressed in their outfits.
And then the theme night party will start usually around 9, 30, 10 o'clock.
And some people will either go to the bars or they've got entertainment, just like you
go on a normal cruise, like a circusalais show or a rock band or a comedian.
So a lot of times those are scheduled right after dinner.
So people will go right from dinner to the entertainment and then they'll go to the party.
And then the party, there's a big promenade that runs the full length of the ship.
It's interior.
So that's where they have all the bars and some of the restaurants and live music.
So that's kind of where everybody will start out and congregate.
And it's just a mass of people that are just there dressed in crazy, sexy outfits.
And then some of those people will leave there and then go to the dance club.
So this ship had two large dance clubs.
One was kind of like an 80s rock style disco and the other was more like EDM music.
So the whole night people are just partying and you can kind of wander and you go to the bars,
you go to the dance club, you go back to the promenade, you walk, you just, you move around.
the playrooms open up at 9 o'clock and go till 2.
And so at any point during the party,
if you meet somebody or you have a connection
and you want to go to the playrooms, you can.
And that just kind of happens throughout the night,
depending on what people are into
and how things are going for each couple.
So that's kind of the day,
the way a typical day would flow.
And for us, it was, we slept in late.
We would get kind of a late breakfast or lunch.
We'd go to the pool, spend two or three hours there.
We'd come back, take showers,
then get ready for dinner, go maybe hit a bar before dinner, go to dinner, and then kind of get ready
and go to the theme nights and then maybe hit a playroom in the evening. So that was kind of our
normal routine and that seemed to be the routine for a lot of people on the show.
Quick question because, you know, like, look, in New York City, the bars close at four.
In L.A., it's like one, right? Or some sort of weird early hour. Like every play in Vegas is later.
Like, what time do they serve alcohol to and what time are like the playrooms open and stuff?
Or is it like 24-7 on a boat?
I don't know.
So during the day, the playroom opened up at 2 o'clock and would stay open until 5.
And it wasn't all of the playrooms.
And it's important to know that.
So they have multiple playrooms on the ship.
The biggest playroom is in the solarium.
So on the top, so imagine the front of the ship, you've got this, it's three decks tall.
Like there's literally three decks.
And you've got all these sunbeds.
And during the day, it's kind of, it's open air, but it's still got like,
like an awning over it to kind of block the sun so you're not in the sun fully.
And then they have like maybe 200 beds that are on these three decks.
Well, at night, that turns into the couples playroom.
And so now you have this huge three tier deck with 200 beds and every one of them is full with people playing.
So it's just this intense.
Like when you walk in, it's just, it is crazy.
And it's it's more lit than other playrooms.
I guess for the crews, they've just got their normal lighting.
So they turn them down as much as they can.
But you can see a lot.
So that was pretty interesting.
And then they had another crew,
another playroom on the lower decks where they basically took all their conference
rooms and converted them into what's called the all passenger playroom.
And what that means is you can,
anybody can go into that playroom,
a single male,
a single female, couples,
threesomes,
whatever.
In the couples playroom and the salarum,
you had to be a couple.
So you could go in as a,
you could go in as a foursome.
You could go in as a six sum,
but it had to be pairs,
like couples.
And then they would always,
have every night they would have another playroom that was more specialty. So one night it might be
like a dungeon playroom with kink equipment. Another one, it might be bisexual males only. Another night
it might be females only. So that one was more of a specialty room and you could look on the
agenda and pick which night based on what you were into if you wanted to go visit that playroom.
And then they were open in the evening from nine until 2 a.m. every night. I love that they
allowed buy play. A lot of times there's that big.
stigma I was going to one of my questions is like do you see guys talking up with guys so they will have a
night where or a playroom that like this is just guy on guy action kind of a thing they cater to
yeah yeah they do allow it but it's kind of interesting like you have to be a couple or like
you could you could book a cabin as two females but they to my knowledge they don't allow you to at least
for bliss they don't allow you to book as like a gay male couple so really it's all male female
couples or unicorns, but
some of those male females have bisexual males.
No single males?
No single males allowed.
Interesting.
So two single guys like you, that's probably what they don't allow.
They don't want that it's probably not too gay guys.
It's like they don't want two single guys in a room together.
Yeah.
They don't want a bunch of creepers, I guess like acting like they're gay just to get on
the ship and then they're.
I guess.
I don't know because they let two single chicks show up, but they won't let two guys.
Oh my gosh.
That's funny.
Yeah, that was interesting.
So yeah, the playrooms were awesome and they were open, like I said, in the afternoon and then in the evenings.
And then the bars, they're the typical schedule, to my knowledge, I think the bars closed at 2 o'clock.
And then so, which is about the same time that the playrooms closed.
And then they had some late night food options where you could go and get food in the buffet or at the pizzeria.
And those were usually open until 2 as well.
So let's get a little specific with some of your stuff.
And then I probably have a million questions.
Like so, you know, what class did you take? What playrooms did you attend? You know, I know you're hooked up with two different couples. And then I'll ask you questions about the cruise itself.
Yeah. So class-wise, we didn't sign up. We wanted to sign up for a few of the pay classes. But we kind of waited too long and they got, they already got full and booked. So we went to some of the free ones. So we went to a couple where one was about just setting clear boundaries. And most of that we had already kind of gone.
through, but I mean, you learn a few little things here or there or maybe better approaches.
Another one was communication.
There was an interest to me that we like that we went to, and it was more about breaking
the ice.
Like, like, how do you approach a couple more effectively or how do you clearly communicate, like,
what you're interested in and being honest up front and not being shy or bashful about
that?
Some people, like, they're scared to tell people what they really want.
And then when you get to that point, it might be too late or somebody crosses a line and
they didn't really realize it. So that was a good class. So those are the ones that we mainly went to.
We also went to some meet and greets. It was really cool. They had people from all over the world,
people from Australia, people from Europe, people from South America, from Canada, the United States.
So you could go to meet and greets that were specific to those other countries, but it was kind of open to everybody.
So we went to one with all the Aussies, which was fun. They loved to drink and have a good time.
So if there's a specific accent that turns you on, you could kind of pick the meet and greet and do that one.
Oh, I like that. If you want Hawk girls, go to the Russian one, the Eastern European one, meet in Greece. You know, you're not going to have any ugly people there.
Yeah, and then for the, yeah, and for your question about the playroom, so before I get to the couple's story, so we did two play, we did the couples playroom two nights, just the two of us, just because we were, we want like, we play with a couple and then we wanted like the next night to be kind of just us, that type of thing. So we did that twice.
And we like to kind of be out in the open and be watched.
And that whole warriorism, exhibitionism thing is a turn on for us.
So that was super hot.
We, the first night there, I mean, we went to the solarium.
And like I said, this place is huge.
And you walk in and they hand you a couple towels and then you start walking around.
And they're really good.
They've got like cleaning staff at every like, like as soon as somebody gets up from a bed,
they're immediately coming over and they're cleaning it.
And these beds are like those vinyl sunbeds.
so that you literally can spray anything on them and wipe them down and clean them.
They're not like cloth.
So that was really nice.
So you could kind of, they would squeeze them and clean them and wipe everything down.
And then they put a new sheet over it.
And then you could kind of jump on that bed and play.
So they gave us the towels.
We start walking through.
We come around the corner and it was so funny.
There's a bar.
But like during the day, this bar is just there for people like that are in the sunroom or the
salarium just kind of tanning and they want to go get a drink.
So there's this bar right in the middle of this,
the salarium on the very top.
And you can look out and see everything.
And there's all these people that are just sitting at the bar,
just watching everybody have sex.
And the bartender, I don't know what he's got a whole week of this,
which has got to be crazy.
Yeah.
And then right in front of that bar was an exhibition area
where they had pushed four sunbeds together,
and then they put three couches around them,
kind of in a U.
And so if you were really into being watched,
you could go front and center stage right in front of the bar with couches all around you
where people could just come in and watch you have sex.
And that was pretty hot.
You like that.
That's your guy's fit.
So we just walked in and we found a bed and there was a couple beside us and you could
kind of, you could hear them talking and having sex and that was kind of cool.
And then people are walking by and you can hear them commenting and kind of stopping to watch.
But we probably spent a good hour each night just having fun.
And then, I mean, I know my wife, that was the first time we had done something like that on that scale.
And she, she even commented, she's like, I didn't realize you were so into that.
She was like, I think I'm sore.
I might have to take a day off.
Oh, my God.
It was crazy.
Because you were pounding her so much.
Yeah, I was just, I was so excited and so turned on that I just kept going and going and going and we had so much fun.
And then I think it probably was a little too much for her after a lot.
Oh, my God.
Before we get into the couple stories, a couple questions.
Like what? So like you said for this Bliss cruise, it typically runs a little bit younger, everyone's
lifestyle. Like what were the demographics of the people there mostly? Like majority.
Yeah. So I would say the majority of the passengers, if you kind of did a chart, were probably in that
40 to 50 range. But there were, I mean, that was the other reason we like the Bliss Cruise is because
it seemed to have a good demographic. So there were younger couples. I mean, there were people in their
20s and then you had people in their 30s and then you had a ton of people that seemed to be kind of in
their 40s to 50s. But then you had couples in their 60s. There were even couples on there that
were in their 70s and 80s that had been doing this forever. Yeah. I mean, it really ranged the full
spectrum. And then you had all body types. And you had tons of attractive people and you had a bunch of
international people. You had a really diverse mix of ethnicities. So it just, I mean, you, I mean, with 5,500
people and it's kind of coming from all over the world.
Yeah, you've really got it all.
So you're not going to have a hard time finding people that you're attracted to or interested
to.
The bigger challenge is like if you do find somebody, like finding them again later on because
the ship is so big.
Yeah, I mean, 5,500 people, that's like, it's a world, you know?
You're like a city right there inside.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
And so the demographics is across the board, right?
And now is it an all-inclusive thing?
I mean, I don't know if that's a dumb question, but like, all those food places that you go to, like, are you not paying for alcohol and stuff?
Just like classes when you get on the boat?
Yeah, it varies by the, by the package.
Chartering it.
So like the, my understanding is like the temptation and the desire cruise.
They try to mirror what the resort where it's fully all inclusive.
So they bake that into the price where this was, this Bliss cruise was to the food at the like the buffet and the main dining hall and the piece.
That, all that stuff is free.
Yeah.
But if you want the alcohol package, you have to buy that as kind of an upgrade.
And then you can have an all inclusive alcohol package or you can just pay a la carte.
So it just depends, which is, which some people like because if you're not a big drinker
or maybe you're only going to have two or three drinks a day, then paying $1,200 for an alcohol
package is probably something that you're glad you don't have to pay for.
So they give you the options for that.
Yeah, that's great.
Where does this, where did this one kick off?
I'm sure they have them kicking off from everyone.
but like I know that this one originated in the state somewhere.
Where was it?
Yeah, this sailed out of Miami.
Okay.
Most of the cruises that originate in the U.S. are going to either go out of Fort Lauderdale or Miami.
That seems to be where they typically go.
So, and the companies that kind of do the travel booking for these cruises typically will
throw takeover events or big parties the day or two leading up to the cruise.
So this one left on a Sunday.
Yeah.
And then so a lot of people.
People came in on either Thursday or Friday, and then they did like takeover events on Friday and Saturday night at hotels.
And then they got on board the ship and we're on the ship for seven days.
So you have that option too.
So I was going to ask how many days.
So this was a seven day cruise.
That's a long time.
Yeah, it was long.
We were a little bit nervous that it was going to be too long.
But we loved it.
And mainly because there was so much to do.
So if you're at temptation or you're at one of the resorts, sometimes it's you get burned out because it's the same thing every day.
It's wake up, go to the pool, go to dinner, go to the party.
Wake up.
And it's just you do that every day.
Here, there were days we went to the pool.
And then the next day, you know, we would check out a seminar or class.
And then we'd go to the bars and hang out at the bars.
And they had a sports bar.
And then so you could do a lot of different things to change things up.
And it didn't matter where you go or what you chose to do.
There's so many people everywhere is packed.
So any bar you went to, there's people at the bar to hang out and talk with.
So it just, you could go anywhere.
And anytime you went anywhere, you're hanging out with lifestyle people.
So the conversations were just amazing.
And you could really just talk with people and have super sexy conversation anywhere you went, which was fun.
Yeah, I was going to ask you like the overall vibe of the cruise, right, considering it's all lifestyle people.
Like people are just like super chill and cool.
Yeah, very.
I mean, they're the nicest people in the world.
They're open and honest.
I mean, and you'll sit down and meet somebody and within 10 minutes.
they're telling you how they got in the lifestyle and what they're into and what are their kinks and
who they hooked up with and like it's just everybody's got these crazy stories and it was like that
for dinner too like we'd sit down like I said and they would bring in random couples so now you're
you're sitting with five random couples and you just go around the table telling your stories and
and then it just starts these awesome conversations and people tell like funny stories or bad
stories or or they're sexiest stories and it's just it's a completely different and
environment and it's sexy the whole time because everybody is just so cool and open and honest about
everything. Now listen, I know you guys were newbies on this cruise, but you weren't newbie swingers,
but there was a time that you were. Would you recommend something like this for a newbie couple
considering they could kind of be lost in this whole place, but still very much be a part of the
lifestyle and maybe learn from people that have more experience? Like, would it be a good first experience
for a newbie couple, do you think? Yeah, I think it would. I mean, the part of, mainly,
because they've got all the educational aspects of it in the session. So you would have access to
do some of those things that you would never get at a resort or a hotel takeover event. So you can
learn a lot. And they have newbie meet and greets. And they have things that are catered
towards those early lifestyle people just to kind of break them in and kind of ease them into
things and let them ask questions. And just with any lifestyle community, people are not pressure.
They don't put pressure on you.
If you're open and honest about who you are and that you're new to things, you can find
other people that are in that similar place and you can have those conversations.
So I think it's a really good environment for newbies to join probably even better than most of the other environments, to be honest.
I think so too.
That's why I asked because I felt like, you know, listening to you explain everything.
And I love the fact that you sit down on a table.
And, you know, not only canobies like it feel more comfortable with newbies, but it's great also to experience people
that are a lot further down the line because they could really connect with them.
Sometimes those are great first experiences to have, right, with a couple that has a little bit
more experience.
They help you out.
So I just think it sounds ideal for a newbie couple, especially because it's so big,
you know, and you can, like I said, get lost.
And it's not like you have to play in the pool area, right?
Like you could dip your toes and just walk around and check it out.
Like it's not like anything's forced and it's not like one big fucking orgy on the boat, right?
Exactly.
Yeah, I love that.
So how did you hook up with that?
I mean, did the, I don't know, you said the one couple, like you're typically the type that, you know, really get to know a couple.
Did you get to know either one of those couples or were both of them like hit it and quit it?
Yeah, I'll tell.
So one was kind of very spontaneous.
And the other we got to know through the course of the week and then we played with them on the last night.
So it was both scenarios for us.
So I'll tell both stories.
So the first story, it's the first night we got there, we just were kind of just feeling our way around.
and trying to figure out where everything's out on the ship and kind of just just kind of
to easing our way into it and kind of seeing how the flow went and the evenings went so then on night
two like I said we went to dinner we didn't really have anybody that we were going to to dinner with
we were just standing there and everybody's kind of waiting to get in there's this big mass of people
just kind of in this lobby area and everybody is dressed like in these incredibly sexy outfits so
we were standing there and we were we were chatting with this other couple that we had um
run into it the pool earlier today and I'm just kind of catching up with them.
And I noticed this, this woman that was maybe, I don't know, 15, 20 feet from us.
And she was talking with these other people.
And she was wearing.
So this night, the theme was red carpet.
So people were dressed up more than they normally would, like in these sequin dresses and fancy dresses.
So she was wearing a woman's like sports coat, like a blazer.
And but she had nothing else on.
So it was short.
So it kind of came down to where it almost looked like a sexy dress that just stopped and kind of covered her ass.
And she had like body glitter on the front and no bra on with just pasties.
And it was just like an incredibly sexy outfit, like very clever and very attractive.
And I even mentioned it to my wife.
I was like, hey, look at that outfit.
That's crazy hot.
Like if there's ever another formal night, we're going to do that and steal that idea because it just, it was super hot.
So then fast forward, we're waiting in line.
They, they, we get up to the front and they take us and sit us at this table.
And then that couple that we knew from the pool earlier in the day, they joined us.
So we're sitting there.
And there's, there's room for three other couples at the table.
So we're just kind of hanging out and we're starting to look at the menus.
And then by chance, they, that couple that we had saw about the lady that wearing the jacket,
they sit them at our table.
And they put her right beside my wife.
And then her husband is across from me.
So, and it was just like an instant connection.
Like we just started talking and like you said, you open up and you start telling every, like, what do you're into and what do you like and how you got into things?
And they're from the Vegas area.
They're into the same kind of music that we're into.
We go to the same types of music festivals.
The girl is full bisexual and super into women.
And they talked about how it's hard and the lifestyle sometimes.
A lot of women will say they're bisexual, but they're not really.
They'll play with other women because they kind of.
they maybe enjoy it, but they're not truly into women to that level.
Or they kind of say that they are just because they know that's what the guys like.
And they were, and my wife and her were talking about how it's hard to find somebody that's
truly into women because they're both into that.
And sometimes as soon as you get in that situation, you know right away if that woman is
not really into you.
Yeah.
So they just hit it off.
And then we were just, we just had amazing conversation through dinner.
And we're leaving dinner.
This is probably a good hour and a half later.
and it's around 9 o'clock.
And we're walking out.
And they just kind of said, hey, it was great conversation.
You guys are awesome.
You guys are super sexy.
Do you guys want to go to the playroom with us?
They're opening in like five minutes if you want to go.
And so my wife and I kind of looked at each other and we're like, we've never really
just like hit and quit it type thing.
And we're like, you know what?
Let's do it.
They're awesome.
It's kind of the first time.
Let's try it.
So we followed them to the playroom.
and we go to the all-passengers playroom.
And like I said earlier, that's the one where anybody can go in, single males, single females.
So we were pretty early.
Like I think by the time we got in, it was like 9-15, and several of the beds were already occupied.
And you walk into the room, and it's kind of similar to the solarium that I described.
The very first part of the room are four giant beds pushed together, and they call that the center orgy bed.
And every night, if you're into the orgy, you can go right in, and you can go right in,
can kind of tap in and ask permission, jump into the bed, and then you can play.
So that's the first thing that we saw when we go into the playroom.
And then we kind of walk down the side and there's maybe eight or ten beds all down the row
when we find one at the very end.
And so then we know the girls want to play.
That was kind of the whole thing.
Like they were just so excited to play because they had talked about it through dinner.
So me and the other husband were like, hey, you two get on the bed, you play, you have fun
together.
We're going to stand back here and watch and let you.
you guys enjoyed the time. And then if you want us to join or if you're ready for us to join,
you let us know. So the girls got in dress. They got on the bed and they just, you could just,
it was just instant chemistry. They were just all over each other. I mean, they were taking turns
going down on each other. They were scissoring. They were, one was sitting behind the other and like
just kissing their neck. I mean, it was just like a good 30 minutes of the girls just playing
passionately. And people were walking by as they were coming into the playroom and they would
just stop and watch. And at one point, we probably had 10 people just kind of in front of the bed,
just watching them play. And then the other thing, you're in, it's kind of a smaller conference
room type scenario. So you can hear everything, like all the other beds, everybody's playing.
There's moans and people are just in full ecstasy everywhere. So you've got that whole atmosphere
around you. So the girls are playing. And finally they kind of get to a point where they,
they say, hey, we want you to join.
So he and I undress, we get on the bed, and then I pair off with his wife, and he pairs off
with mine.
And then we're starting to play.
And she goes down on me first, and I think my wife went down on him.
And then we kind of flipped, and then we both went down on them side by side.
And then we kind of flipped the girls to where they were lying beside each other, but
facing the opposite way so that they could kiss and touch each other while we were playing
with them and going down on them.
And then he and my wife started having sex.
And then she did something that I have never had anybody do.
And it was like one of the most hottest things I've ever had.
So she laid me down on my back and then she sits on top of me.
But she's facing me kind of like reverse cowgirl.
Yeah.
And she gets out some oil.
And then she kind of put some oil on herself.
And then she put some oil on my cock.
And then she's kind of like she's, she's kind of grinding.
but it's not she's not she doesn't have it inside her it's kind of like she's grinding it with
with her pussy and and and at the same time she's kind of stroking it back and forth and then she would
she would bend back and almost like kind of kissed like to where i could kiss her she's very flexible
and then she would she was very good at telling me what she wanted so then she was like i want you to
i want you to finger me with two fingers and i want you to go deep and i want you to put pressure
and and and and so i would do exactly what she wanted me to do and then she would just
come and like and you could just feel it like not like a full on squirt but like like very very wet
and then she would just kind of arch back and then you could and then shiver and then she would go
back and then she just kept doing this grinding thing and she was just it was the most sensual sexy
like position and feeling it was just intense it was so awesome and we probably did that for a good
15 minutes and she she had six or seven orgasms just from me fingering her she was multi-orgasmic
and then yeah and then we just we just kept going and playing and
and probably for another good 30 minutes.
And then I ended up finishing with her and then the other husband finished with my wife.
And then we all just kind of collapsed on the bed and just started almost like laughing that it was just so crazy.
Yeah.
And then we finally, we got up, we got dressed and we left.
And then it was like, hey, we're going to go take a shower and we'll meet you at the bar and we'll meet you at the dance club.
And my wife and I are walking back to the room.
Like, I can't believe that just happened.
Like we literally met them at dinner.
Two hours later, we're in the playroom.
And it was just this amazing, awesome experience.
And then we saw them a couple times throughout the cruise.
And so it was just a great experience.
And then the second experience, unless you have any questions about that one.
No, no, no.
You're doing great.
I'm like I've told you that I started off this year with the people calling in and just
telling their fucking stories.
I don't have to talk.
I love it.
Keep going.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the second one, it was kind of the same scenario where we were at dinner and we
met this couple just by chance at our table.
And initially, I wouldn't say we had like a spark right out of the gate.
It was more very just friendly conversation and we got to know them.
They were really fun.
The husband was kind of in the same industry than I am.
So we had a lot in common there.
And we just kept running into them throughout the week at different bars and we would hang out with them and stuff.
So towards the end of the ship, I think they probably got more comfortable and we got more comfortable.
And we started talking to them about their rules and their boundaries and kind of what they were into.
And she expressed that she was very attracted to my wife and was very interested in playing with women.
She was bisexual.
But their rules were basically the girls play and then the husbands don't touch the other wife.
But you would have parallel play.
So the girls would play and then me and my wife would pair up.
And then him and his wife would get together and we would have like parallel play on the bed side by side.
Okay.
But like I wouldn't touch her and he wouldn't touch my wife.
So we were comfortable with that.
And so the very last night, we're hanging out with them.
We're having drinks at the bar and we're, okay, let's go to the playroom.
So we grab our stuff.
We go to the playroom.
And on the last night, they closed the playrooms at midnight because I guess they have to get everything ready for turning the ship over for the next group of passengers the next day.
And we didn't realize that.
So it ended up being a blessing in the sky.
So we were like, okay, well, do you guys want to come back to our room or do you want to do or should we go to theirs?
and they had an interior balcony room.
So this ship is so massive.
They have what basically they call it a central park.
Like it's named after like Central Park in New York where it's literally four stories of rooms.
And in the bottom, you've got full-sized trees, you've got birds, you've got walkways, benches, you've got cafes.
And there's probably a good 400 rooms that overlook this and have a balcony that overlooked the Central Park.
And then they have another one called the boardwalk, which is more like a coniope.
island type thing.
Yeah.
And you've got interior balconies that overlooked that.
So they had one that overlooked the boardwalk.
So we were like, oh, that would be cool.
We could kind of open the curtains and open the door and basically put on a show for
anybody that was on the other side.
Yeah.
So that's what we ended up doing.
So we went back to their room.
We opened the curtains.
We opened the doors.
And just looking out, you could see tons of other people having sex or just all the stuff
happening in these other rooms because everybody just keeps their curtains open.
And that was pretty hot and sexy.
He said that started out, the girls got on the bed, and me and the guy were just kind of standing off to the side and watching.
And they took turns going down on each other.
And then they fingered each other for a while.
I don't think they did a scissor or anything like that, but they kind of came close.
They were doing a lot of positions where one was behind the other finger and the other kissing the other's neck.
And then the other would spin her over and push her down and get on top of her and kiss her from the head all the way down to her to lower half.
And so they played for probably a good 20 to 30 minutes.
And then we joined in.
And it was really cool because, like I said, the doors open, the other balconies.
And you could see that there were people in the other balconies.
And you could also, the boardwalk, I mean, the Central Park was maybe only two floors below.
So they could hear everything that was happening above them.
Like if you were walking, you might not have been able to see it, but you could hear it.
So that was kind of cool.
I was wondering if you could hear all the people fucking.
Oh, yeah, you can.
If the windows or the doors were open, you could hear it.
everything. So, so I've got, so my wife, so the bed for the room was kind of up against the
doors that open up to the balcony. And then I was, my wife was on that side of the bed. And so I kind of
bring her over to the edge. And then I kind of get behind her and we're doing doggy on the bed. And
so like kind of at an angle so that you could kind of see both of us from the side. And then the
other couple, they were on the other side of the bed. And then he had her.
in the same position, Doggy, but both of the wives were facing each other.
So they were able to kind of kiss and touch each other and things while we were behind them.
And then we did that for a little bit.
And then we were kind of thinking about, okay, let's put on a show like, what can we do to make it fun for anybody watching?
And they're like, okay, let's get to the side of the bed.
So then we moved to the side of the bed.
We laid them on their backs, and then their legs are in the air.
And then he and I were standing side by side.
And then we start kind of like missionary, but we're holding their legs up.
But then that way, everybody could see all four of us if they're looking through.
And we were doing that for a while.
And at one point, like, we're fist bumping and, like, high five.
I'm like, just because we were having so much fun.
And then, and then we kind of ended where I got one end to the bed.
And then my wife was giving me a blowjob to finish me.
And then he got to the, stood on the other side.
And his wife gave him a blowjob to finish him.
And then we kind of finished that way.
And then we kind of lay down, grab some water.
And it's just, it's so, so fun.
And then we just said, hey, you want to go?
get pizza.
We put on bathroves and we walked like two flights down and went to the pizzeria and got pizza
in our bathroves after we just had all that fun.
Yeah.
I mean, like when you're not in it, it sounds so crazy.
But like when you're there, even probably for the workers, everything becomes like normal.
You know what I mean?
When you're kind of like in it, right?
After a while, like, okay, let's go have pizza.
You just couple swapped, you know, fucked in front of a bunch of people.
It sounds so insane.
But you probably, you know, get used to it.
It's like that's what you do.
Yeah.
And the workers, we've talked, we really got to know.
They're awesome people.
And they, a lot of them share that, that's like their favorite cruise.
Those, the lifestyle charters.
It is a little crazy.
And sometimes you have some people that are maybe more religious and they kind of struggle
with it a little bit.
Yeah.
But from a, from a fun, no stress, no fights, drama free, really good tippers.
Yeah.
They're like, it's like the best cruise.
They make more money on that cruise than they do any other.
the cruises throughout the years.
Oh my God.
Yeah, because everyone's like, nobody's like uptight hasn't been fucked and in a really bad mood.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you ever get that person that's like so nasty?
You're like, I think you might need to get late.
You know what I'm saying?
Yes.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
And you probably don't have that on there.
That's so interesting.
I'd love to talk to someone that works on a cruise ship.
But you guys, like, listen, you know, one day you guys are going to have to, because I do
know that you have this whole side of you that you guys do like to kind of educate, too.
Like, you're going to have to one day go on these cruises and teach your class.
you think that would be fun yeah it would definitely be fun
because you do like you told me you wrote a whole blog about this thing on your website
and you have this website and you really like to share your information with other people
right yeah that yeah that's exactly so anytime we go to a resort we we try to write a good
review and a blog just kind of here's here's how it here's the vibe here's here's what to
expect here's here's how things went for us here's some here's things that you should
or tips and tricks, lesson learns.
It's just trying to pass on that information for others.
Because we go to the Facebook groups and we ask tons of questions
and try to get as much information as we can and people help us out.
But sometimes that can be difficult and you can't really find everything in one place.
So that's your website.
That's what your website saw all about.
Yeah, we don't sell anything.
There's no ads.
We just, it's just information.
And it's just trying to help others that have helped us along the way.
Yeah.
I remember when you first came on with your website, what I loved about is you really had like a lot of stuff on there that maybe you wouldn't even think of, right?
Like games to do and play toys.
You have events.
I'm on it now again.
You know, you just have like your kind of cover everything.
And I think because you guys like started this up like early on like during your journey, like you still remember like what people want to know because you guys wanted to know.
You know what I mean?
Like you're giving people exactly all the information.
that you had to go and look for yourself that you wanted as newbies.
People should really check out your website tempted pineapples.com.
I'll put a link to it.
Where could they read?
And where are your blogs about all the stuff that you do?
Is that on your site?
Yeah.
If you go to that website, then like on that top ribbon across the top, there's a tab for reviews.
And if you click on that, it's got a review for all the different places that we've got.
And the one at the very top is the latest, which is the Bliss Cruise that we just got back from.
Wow.
And it's got a lot more detailed information.
And it covers everything that I talked about.
on the podcast plus more.
And there's a whole tips and tricks section of things that we learned from other people
of things that were really helpful to us that made the cruise even more enjoyable.
Wow, I love that.
You're giving people what they want.
Most people don't like Googling and finding out information.
I do.
So if I'm going to show up to anything, I know it's going to be fucking good because I've
looked into it ahead of time.
So like you're not going to bad places because you vetted these places before, really.
So really what these reviews are like is just even more information than what you,
you just gave here, right, for all these different places that you've experienced, which I think
is super helpful. Yeah, and they're real experiences. So the places that we wreck, like the resorts or
the cruises, we've done those. And that's a real review. And then the clothing sites or the podcasts that
we recommend, those are really things that we listen to or really places that we go to buy our outfits.
And so all of the links on there are, they're not somebody saying, hey, would you please put this link on
there to try to get me some track?
Literally everything is something that we've used to either buy toys or outfits or get information or use for travel, those types of things.
So I'm going to put the link in the description.
People could see how hot you guys are, okay, like in the thing.
I was going to ask like these couples, like, do you like couples like you guys like fit around the same age, attractive?
Like what is your thing that you look for in the couple?
Yeah, age is relative.
I mean, I think we don't like, we typically.
don't try to go after like really young couples because they're kind of like people that are the
ages of our kids or something. But, but we've, we've connected with couples in like maybe 15 years
younger than us and we've connected with couples that are older than us. So we do like, I mean,
we're both into fitness so that that's something that we're really attracted to. But it's not,
but we've met some great people that aren't like perfect bodies or anything, but they just have
amazing personalities and once you get to know them. And like I said, that's usually our role. We,
we want to connect with somebody and really get to know them.
and make sure there's that connection.
And then that is what stimulates us and really excites us.
So, I mean, there's always that initial attraction in the beginning when you see somebody hot.
But sometimes you can meet the hottest couple in the world and they're just...
Duds.
They're duds.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So we kind of go into it open-minded.
And then, like I said, that first experience on the ship with that other couple was the first time we ever really just kind of literally meet somebody and then go right away and play.
But it was a great experience for us.
Two questions for you. One has to do with that what you just said. Do you feel like because you had that kind of hit it and quit it, like just let's go. We're attracted to these people. Let's just fucking do it. It was so good that you'll wind up like not becoming a couple that only does that. But do you be are you now more open to that kind of experience because you did it, do you think? Yeah. I think I think so. I mean, we did have the the luxury of having a full dinner with them and they were and we got to really talk for two hours.
So we did have a, we did have like a mini connection in that way.
It wasn't like we walked into a playroom and we made eye contact and then we just jumped on the bed.
So for us, even though it was kind of within a small time frame, it still felt like it was kind of a hidden, quit a thing, but we did have a mini connection.
So I think that scenario could definitely happen again if we get to spend a little bit of time with somebody and we're at a comfort level and we could go into that scenario.
I don't know if we'd ever just go into a playroom and never even talk to anybody.
and then just hook up.
I don't think we're at that point where we could do that.
No, but that's why I think the cruise thing,
because it sets up these kind of opportunities for this to happen, right?
For you guys where there was kind of a connection for two hours,
really talking to somebody like one-on-one, like I feel like that's like a good amount of time,
right?
You wouldn't have that in a swingers club, really, right?
Or at a hotel takeover.
So I think that that's what's interesting about.
the cruise, it gave you an opportunity to create a connection in a different way that maybe it was
impossible at all these other places that you go. So I think that's another thing to take into
consideration about cruises. Last question, that neighbor couple that you were swinging with,
there was two couples that were like swingers, but they didn't hook up and then you started
hugging up with one couple of people back to you still hook up with that one couple of
know. So we have helped up a couple times over the last year or two that like they've gone to
temptation with us a couple times. In fact, all six of us are leaving for temptation in a week
next week. So we're still great friends and we still like to hang out and travel. That we definitely
are still the track of that couple and we still float all the time and we don't play like we used to.
But it's kind of like we did a lot of that in the early stages and now we've kind of left the nest
and now we're doing other things.
But when the opportunity presents itself in the moment's right,
we definitely still have fun with them.
And that could happen next week.
We don't know.
Yeah, who knows?
Oh, my God, I love it.
Well, listen, Neil,
thank you so much for calling back in and sharing your story
and sharing some hot picks of you and your wife, Renee.
Those will be on my Patreon.
I'm going to give you free access to my Patreon for a month
so you could see, like, the comments and stuff and talk to people.
Plus, I'm going to give you free access to my Discord.
And you could go in there and promote your website and stuff.
And you could post, like,
anything you want over there. That's like where the X-rated stuff goes. And feel free to advertise your
website and stuff. People will be looking for it. I'll give you a free link to that. And thanks so much for
calling in and sharing your story. I love it. I think it was super helpful. I think, you know,
people are going to definitely check out your website because there's so much more information.
And I was super impressed with it. And so other people will be too. I'm not just talking shit.
You know what I mean? That's not the type person I am. So I think you got a great thing going on with
tempted pineapples.com. And people need to go check it out because I get a lot of, you know, listen, nowadays,
these people are listening to podcasts to learn about stuff.
You know what I mean?
So there's a lot of newbies out there looking for the information that you guys have on there.
So I'm going to put the link to it in the description so anyone driving doesn't have to remember it.
But thanks so much for calling in and making my job easy.
I didn't really have to talk on this one either.
I love it.
Thank you for everything that you do and for all the amazing content you create.
And thanks for having me back again.
Yeah, no problem.
Thanks, Neil.
Thanks so much.
Bye.
You're welcome.
Bye.
Bye.
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