Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1037 - FACT OR FICTION: Mike Got Roped Into Hooking up with a Couple and he Loved it

Episode Date: February 14, 2025

Mike got roped into hooking up with a couple and he loved it and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how and why he wound up on Adult Friend Finder after his divorce, the girl he met on there, what went down with her the first time they hoked up, what they continued to do and how she taped it all for her boyfriend, the first time she brought her guy and exactly what went down between the three of them, how far the guy wanted him to go with him the first couple of times and how far he went with him, the threesomes they started having and what would go down between them, the woman he met in his neighborhood and how and when she joined in with them and exactly what went down during their first foursome, the full swaps they eventually had, how he realized he loved watching his girl with the other guy, the time him and the guy hooked up while the girl watched, how and when the guy started reached out solo to hook up with him and what would go down between them, how he then started hooking up with the woman solo too, the new girl he met who wants him to dom her plus a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://beducate.me/pd2504-anonymous Use code anonymous to get an additional 10% off the campaign’s current discount - that’s 60% off http://sonobello.com/strictlyanon Schedule your FREE consultation to remove stubborn fat in ONE visit Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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He goes off in little tangents. And he has a really good story. He is this guy that, like, after he got divorced, went on an adult friend finder and started hooking up with this couple, and he did weird things with them and with the guy and her, and then he found a girl in his neighborhood, and she got involved. And that's the whole story in this story.

But he's very, like, obsessed with, like, their briefcases that they carried and their outfits that they war and this whole CIA thing going on and he talks about that so much and then towards the end he talks about this big twist that's coming and the twist that's thrown in there and I'm like I don't really get it. I don't know. So that's like a whole second part of this episode that was like interesting to me, his sort of like framing of his stories and what he sees in them. Like I said, without his framing of them and his descriptive side story about the CIA, the stories are good alone. but the fact that he adds this whole other layer to me is kind of interesting and then I call him out at the end, which I think is kind of entertaining.

But you're going to take a story. It's an interesting story. His name is Mike, and I'm going to get right to it and be right back on with Mike. Oh, hi, Mike. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. How are you today? Hey, Kathy. Good morning.

Love your show. Love that you love my show. I love people who love my show. Without my audience, I'd have nobody. I wouldn't have a show. And without my callers, I wouldn't have a show. So you're both. You're a caller that's helping me.

me out on my show and you listen, which is which I love. You are a guy, I think. I don't know. I don't have the clear story on you, but we have an hour to get the fucking story, which is great. You are a guy that was like a bull to couples. And now I was like, oh, you're still doing that now. You're like, no, I do stupid or stuff now. So I don't know what that means.

But anyway, let me ask you a quick couple of questions about where you're at right now, Mike, quote unquote. Are you married or are you single divorce? Like, what's your status currently? Okay, right now I'm single. Okay. I am divorced. Were you doing that while you were, were you bullying when you were married or as all the stuff that we're going to talk about after you got divorced?

It's a tumbleweed effect, if that makes sense. No, it doesn't make sense. Just answer the question. Was it when you were married or when you were after married? After married. I'm sorry. Okay, so how was that a tumbleweed effect? I could tell already before I even started taping with you, it's going to be hard to extract the direct

details from you. Okay, listen, what was your marriage like? Vanella, you're a normal guy, vanilla, normal guy? No, my marriage, you know, I think I'm a little older than you. And so we didn't have the technology that, you know, you and your listeners have today. You know, I've listened to probably, I don't know, 20, 30 of your episodes. And so I kind of get it. And I know the lifestyles out there. but back when this started, I guess I was young and dumb and I didn't know a lot about these lifestyles. So at some point recently, you get divorced or a couple of years back, you get divorce. And then what happens that you get into this whole new world? Let's start there.

Okay, cool. All right. So I get divorced and I do my thing. I start clubbing a little bit and not to date myself, but. AOL had like blogs where you could jump on, all that kind of stuff. Okay. So you divorced a long time ago. Yeah.

Yeah. Like I said, I don't want to age myself. Who cares? Just get to the point. I'm going to have to get you. God damn. You're a pushy. You're worse than my ex fucking wife.

God damn. That's why I've never been married. I know I'd wind up in a, I'm always like making a joke like, I would definitely wind up on date line like, oh, that husband chopped her up and put her in a garbage basket. No, no. No, seriously. I mean, you're the kind of woman that I get attracted to to that you fucking push me around. You know, because I'm a big muscular guy, but I like to be, I don't like to be punished. No, I know what you mean. You like to be possessed. I have so many, all of my best guy friends are guys like you.

Like they're like the tough guys and a guy like that always loves a girl that will step up because so many people won't, right? Because you're the big muscular guy. Okay. So anyway, I know all my best friends are like that. And so don't worry, I'll rough you up this whole call. Okay, so get back on track. So AOL is on and you're like going out looking for chicks because you're divorced and you're single for the first time in a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm doing that kind of thing and I hit up my best friend and I say, hey man, I go, it's just not working for me. I'm not satisfying my itch.

And that's what we call it. Right. I go, I have an itch. You know, I'm fucking a lot of chicks. I'm doing my thing. I go, but some of these chicks, you know, they're, they see them successful. full. I have a, you know, a couple houses. I'm making good money. And they want to like hook up and settle down. And I'm like, that's, that's not for me. I go, that's not, I go, I just gave away a two

million dollar house. I'm not fucking doing it again. Right. Right. So he goes, have you, and I don't know if I can pimp websites, but I guess you can edit it. But there was a website. And he goes, hey, have you ever heard of? And I guess you can bleep it out. No, I don't believe bad websites. talk it up. Okay, so he said, have you ever heard of this website called Adult Friend Finder? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Well, I didn't.

You know, like I said, I was pretty vanilla, just banging chicks, doing my thing, nothing crazy, just going out there. Okay, so you go on Adult Friend Finder now. This is a totally new scene where you're not going to get any chicks that are going to be looking to settle down with you. That's the point.

Exactly. Yeah, cool. Okay. That's the point. All right. So I get that and as some of your listeners have mentioned and you've mentioned, I mean, it takes a while. You know, you click on somebody, you start talking to them, you find out they're a scammer, you find out the whatever, their profile photos don't fit, you know, shit like that, right? It's like any dating. And I do think, unfortunately, that if you're a single man, especially on an app like that, which is geared towards sex, you're going to have a harder time than if you were like a hot chick on there.

Do you know what I'm saying? Oh, no, no, totally, totally. Yeah. Right. So I get on the website, right? And I had like a blank profile or I put a puppy dog or, you know, something stupid on there. And so I call my buddy back and I go, hey man, I'm not getting any hits. You know what?

I go, I'm really striking out here. And he goes, dude, you have to kind of, you know, maybe put your cock on there. You know, maybe your abs. He goes, you know, you're a good looking dude. he goes don't put your face and he goes and definitely don't put your whole body because you have some tattoos you know and that might come back to bite you and i go right right on so i change it up i hit on a couple chicks and again uh as you know it takes a while to kind of navigate and and and talk to these people right so this one chick hits me up and i'm like no way this is a scammer

She's got to be a fucking scammer. She's too fucking hot. I mean, because she's like right up my fucking alley. White, tan, long dark hair sitting on the beach. I go, this is a scam. You know, but I go, yeah, okay, whatever. Yeah. And then she starts hitting me up.

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click on the link, and use My Code Anonymous. White, tan, long, dark hair sitting on the beach. I go, this is a scam, you know, but I go, Yeah, okay, whatever. Yeah. And then she starts hitting me up. And again, this takes a while, you know, a weeker. Okay, can you get to the point where do you meet a girl? Like, we're at seven minutes and I haven't even gotten to the first person that you hooked up with.

Do you wind up meeting a girl or a couple first? Okay. It's her. Okay. This hot girl that you think is too good to be true eventually says I'm going to hook up with you. Yeah. Okay. No.

You'll really appreciate this. So she hits me up when we're talking back and forth. And she says something like, hey, are you into the cuckold lifestyle? Yes. You know, and I'm like, what the fuck is that? You know, I have to fucking Google it. I'm asking friends and all that kind of shit. And I finally go, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm down for that.

So I figure she wants me to come watch her fuck, her husband, her or her boyfriend, right? Uh-huh. So that's what I think. And I said, oh, yeah, I'm down for that, you know. you guys can come by and we can do whatever you want to do and I'll watch and she goes no he has to watch you and me and I'm like oh oh oh oh I go okay this is interesting right so we start talking about that and then she decides yeah one day because they both work together and all of us are in god I don't know if I should say this you don't need to say where you are but you all they all work

together go on okay So she hits me up and says, how about Tuesday? You know, whatever it was. She goes, I can come by, or we can come by on our lunch break. And I go, right on. So they said they're going to come by my house on whatever it was, a Tuesday or what I'm going to the point where they come over. They don't come over.

It's just her. Okay. So she just shows up, right? And I wish I could back up and tell you what I was into before I got your podcast. I kind of like spy shit. I like undercover stuff. It's just, okay. Yeah, I'm not a Treki. I'm not a nerd, but I just like that secret agent kind of shit, right? So this fucking chick shows up in her, I can't remember if she was in a skirt or a pantsuit because it happened three, four of our times. She either had a briefcase or a

satchel. And when she showed up, I literally thought she was like some kind of FBI agent or some kind of shit. Yeah, you're watching too much of that shit is what you're doing. Because you probably had sex toys in there. Yeah, maybe. Anyway, she gets out of the car and I'm like, okay, where's the dude? Because I haven't met the dude. And I think I sent in my email when she started talking about the cuck hole thing, I said, okay, well, I'm not really into dude, but I go, hey, send photos of your man, right? So she sends me a fucking photo of his cock that's bigger than a fucking Corona bottle with like a fucking apple on top, right? And I'm like, oh, there's no way I'm going to be able to match this dude, right? I'm just kind of average kind of thing, right?

So she gets out of her car walks up and I'm looking up and down the street waiting for this, you know, big, big fucking dude and he's not there. So she comes walking in with her fucking briefcase, like she's getting ready to sell me a fucking house. She walks in, sets down her fucking briefcase or whatever and says, and I'm like, hey, where's so-and-so? And she goes, he ain't coming. And I go, oh, just me and you? And she goes, he sent me here to suck your cock. And I go, oh, this is even better.

So she does. And then she leaves. And I'm like, well, that was a straight. What was in her briefcase? It was just her work stuff. She didn't want to keep it in the car. car or whatever. Oh my God, you went on and out about the briefcase for no reason.

Okay, so she just blows you. She does it, does she film it for her guy or anything? No, no. She literally just in my house with her pantsuit on or her skirt or whatever. Blue you and that shit calls it a day. Okay. And then what goes? Then what happens?

Okay. So she leaves, right? So me and here keep on talking on this website and she comes by and does it again. Comes by, does it again. So this happened three or four times, right? So finally she said, hey, what are you doing like Thursday night or whatever? And I go, nothing. She goes, can I actually introduce you to the cuck or whatever he is, right?

And I go, yeah, yeah, bring him by. So they come by my house. And he's not a big strapping guy. He's just average looking guy. I don't want to say nerdy or anything. and put them down or whatever. But they both walk in and he just kind of walks around, looks around the house. He puts a six pack of beer in the fridge.

He walks over. He sits down at my kitchen table, whips out this huge fucking horse cock. Right? Yeah. And I'm like, oh boy, what am I getting into, right? And then she blows him, right? And I just sit there and watch. And I go, okay, this is what they wanted.

you know me just uh sit here and watch them do their thing yeah right he gets up walks to the fridge take the beer and says you guys have a good time and he walks out of the house and i'm like now what yeah so me and her end up doing just basic vanilla shit right we go in my room you know exchange oral fuck that's it she gets up she fucking leaves and i go all right well that wasn't too bad you know because i'm kind of new to this right yeah yeah like some of your some of your listeners that you know are very experienced you know i'm just kind of new to this kind of shit right well everyone has to start somewhere this is like the you know you're you're a newbie that's what they call you yeah yeah exactly so i'm like all right i guess i'm in the lifestyle of whatever this is you know i tell my best

friend this and he's like oh my god that's so weird that's that's that's fucking cool or whatever. So we start talking online. We're doing our fucking thing or whatever. And she says, hey, you know, we're available, you know, Thursday night. And I go, oh, okay, me too. Come on by. I'm thinking same deal, right? Same fucking deal. He's going to walk in. She's going to blow him. I'm going to fuck her. And they're going to leave. So they walk in. Next day, no, he sits on the, the couch or whatnot. And she comes. comes over, you know, obviously starts, you know, rubbing me up, pulling down my pants, doing the thing. And she starts blowing me.

And I'm like, okay, that's what that's what the deal is. You know, he wants to watch this, right? So I'm just enjoying myself, laying back in my lounge chair or whatever. We got the TV on, I got a couple beers out, glasses of wine or whatever. And she's blowing me and he's just sitting on a chair watching, right? so I close my fucking eyes going okay I'm gonna come any second right next thing I knew I feel a presence

and you know that feeling right you just feel somebody's moving by you right he comes over I open my eyes and he has his fucking horse cock out it puts it towards my fucking face and like a dumb motherfucker you know I try to stick it on my fucking

mouth. And it was literally like taking. It's kind of funny. It was literally like taking an avocado. You see at Vaughn's and trying to shove it in my fucking mouth, right? But can I just ask you a quick question? Like, had you ever thought about guy and guy action? Were you secretly like kind of into it? Were you curious? Or was this like literally something like just because he's there and you're intimidated, you just like do it. You know what? To be honest, and I don't want to be a downer,

but when I was a kid, I had a local kid and tried to molest me a bunch of times. Yeah. So it wasn't the first time, you know, I had a cock in my face. Yeah, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, unfortunately, that's going to wire you into a certain way, to be of service. You know what I mean? Unfortunately. Yeah, yeah, but I was only like nine or ten. Yeah, but I'm just saying, if you're nine or ten and someone forces you

to do something like that, when you're older and, your face with that same thing, you might wind up doing the same thing even though you're not nine or ten. Do you know what I mean? Like you could have said no, but you didn't. And that could be because of what happened to you when you were a little. Yeah.

Not only did I not say no. I was probably, yeah. No, I was bigger, stronger, and a meaner motherfucker than him. He knew it. Yeah, I got it. But you still did it. Yeah. Yeah.

But for him to do that, it just kind of blew my mind where I go, God damn, dude. You know I could fucking stand up right now. I'm fucking hurt you. Right, but you didn't. You put it in your mouth and then what happens? So I put it in my mouth. I'm trying to do,

you know, what people do, right? And I just immediately fucking came. You know, in his wife's, you know, mouth or whatever, his girlfriend's mouth.

And that was it. He didn't come. He just kind of stepped back, put it away they walk over to the couch and then she blows him right and uh that's it they both get up

grab their fucking briefcases and satchels and whatever and they and they they fucking leave so during that time I'm talking to other people you know online trying to figure out who's real who's not real and all that and I'm in front of my

house one day and a woman comes down the street she sees me i'm out there you know my tank top or shirt off or whatever and she says hey yeah you know i've seen you around you ever want to kind of hang out and i'm looking at her going this fucking crazy right i go because i'm i don't think i'm a i'm not a bad looking guy but that doesn't happen to me a lot so she hits me up and i don't say much and then she hits me up again she hits me up again and i said a fuck it so i have a i have a saying you know when you really want somebody's attention you just swing for the fence and say hey do you want to fuck do you want to go to dinner right whatever you just blurt it out so she hits me up and me and her start you know doing our thing just vanilla totally vanilla that that kind of wears out a little bit

and finally i said hey uh are you into three something or foursums, you know, I just swing for the fucking fence. And she goes, oh, yeah, I'm for that. I go, really? So I introduce her to this couple, right? Yep. So we all hook up at like Starbucks or whatever just to, you know, make sure we all have the same vibe, you know, we're all clean, all that kind of shit.

All the time, me and this couple are now. out doing threesomes and tag teaming. And he would, and I think I put it in the email, one time she's sitting on my face, right? And he comes up, starts stroking my cock, and starts sucking me off, right?

And I'm like, okay, well, that's the least I can do. You know, his girlfriend's been blowing me for fucking four months now. You know, now I'll let him suck my cock, whatever. And then, you know, we tag team is a girlfriend. So next thing you know, month or two later, it's kind of reversed. And he's, she's sitting on his face. And I'm like, God damn, look at this fucking size of that thing. I mean, and I think you've said it and your listeners have said it.

It was like a fucking baby's arm, right? Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, God damn. How does he get that in her? right I'm just like that's that's incredible and so I go fuck it I reach over and I just start jerking them off you know just whatever just trying to get them into it or whatever and so we did that like two or three fucking times and then I introduced the other chick into us right and then the the the roles kind of reversed a little bit it was

It was kind of like a weird transaction. I said, hey, I know another chick that might be interested in what us three are doing. And they go, okay. So again, going back to the secret agent thing or whatever, they show up. And like I said, the other chick was a neighbor, like three, four down, four houses down for me. So they show up. Literally, they look like FBI. agents. And like I said, the other

chick was a neighbor, like three, four down, four houses down for me. So they show up, literally, they look like FBI agents, right? And again, and that's how I got onto your podcast, is because

I stumbled across it because I like spy shit, right? And I'm like, this is a fucking setup. I go, are they following me on, you know, fucking whatever the internet. So they both show up. They literally look like FBI agents.

They show up in a black fucking car. I found out later that they worked for the local city or government. Don't know what they did at the time, but they got out of the fucking car. And I'm like, God damn, you know, I feel like insurance adjusters or something are coming to get me or the FBI.

They walk in and they, go where she's at where she's at where she at sorry where she's at and I go uh now she's in the bedroom you know whatever doing her thing they go bring her out so I'm just sitting there just and they're sitting on the fucking couch like they're getting ready to interview me for like a plane crash or an accident investigation or something like that like I said they looked like FBI agents and so I called the woman out I said hey they're here she comes out they both sit back she crosses her legs like it's a business interview he sits back you know puts his arm around her or whatever you know the typical man posture and uh he says

we want to watch her suck your cock so i'm like uh okay no it felt somewhat intimidated I'm like, well, it's up to her. So she starts doing her thing on me, you know, to completion. And then they get up and they walk out of my fucking house. And that was it. And anyway, so after that, we decide that we're going to do a little bit more, right? You know, a week or two weeks later after more internet fucking conversation. next thing you know,

they're coming over and he would say, hey, do me a favor, you sit there. And I'm kind of letting him, so I'm thinking that maybe I'm, I'm the cuck now,

you know, because he's kind of putting me in my place. You know, even though I'm bigger and stronger than him, he would say, hey, sit over there. You know,

and I'm like, all right, I sit on the chair across, you know, my, my, uh, den.

And he goes, and you're going to watch me, fuck your, girl. And I'm like, there's no way, because she's small. She's small.

She's like 95 fucking pounds. I go, there's no fucking way. He's going to get this fucking cock in her. There's no fucking way. But she fucking did. I couldn't fucking believe it. Right?

Because I thought she was relatively small, pussy size, right? And I felt like I did her damage with, you know, my seven inch cock and he has like this fucking 12 inch cock and like I said with like an apple on top and he fucking bends her over and just starts ramming it to her and I'm like to myself no offense to her but I'm like I can't believe she took that whole fucking thing and and he's just ramming her and

I'm just like my jaw is like dropping right I'm just like I had no idea she could take something like that. So, you know, something so big and so hard and so fast. And it was one of the greatest things I think I've ever experienced in my life. And I'm sitting next to her, and I'm just going to keep on saying FBI agent or whatever. So I'm sitting next to her.

And all we did was rub each other's thighs and watch this. And of course, I want to get off afterwards, but he gets up. You know, they're done. They kind of kiss. They put on their clothes. And next day I know,

they pick up their little fucking satchels and briefcases and they fucking leave. And I'm like, what about me? And they fucking leave, leaving the other girl with me. And we were both just kind of like, I mean,

she was done. I don't know how many times she fucking came. He came. or the whole thing so I'm like eh you know I'm not into that cream pie or any of that kind of stuff you know I'm kind of a I don't know I guess a germy or whatever and they leave and I'm like well that was one of the coolest things I've ever seen right so this went on for I don't know maybe three four months and then it got to the point where they show up one time and they go, hey, it's just us. We'll figure out what we're going to do, whatever. And then she says, okay, and then she decided to be, like, in charge or whatever, a cuck queen or whatever some of your listeners say. And she goes, I just want to watch you guys suck each other's pots. And I'm like, uh, that that wasn't what I was.

expecting. You know, I was thinking something totally different because other than the one time he shoved that talk in my fucking mouth and maybe me and him jerking each other during threesomes that that just wasn't my thing. But she sat and I don't know how descriptive I can be because it was the strangest thing. You know, she literally looked, you know, like some kind of agent or a, a, just a business woman, right, with her little satchel or brief, but that, that was kind of like the turn on. That was a turn on. That kind of secret life kind of turns me on, right? So she,

she sat across the room and she goes, I need you guys to suck each other's cocks. And I'm like, well, I've only did this like once or twice, right? So we took turns, sucking each other's cocks. Obviously, I didn't come. He didn't come. And then, but both of us are just sitting there just rock fucking hard. Kind of jerking each other, right? And then she goes, okay, and she walked over, you know, left her little briefcase.

Sorry, I've said that like 80 times, but for some reason that was a turn on. And then she sucked us both off. and I'm like, this is the fucking greatest thing it's ever happened to me in my life. I go, this is cool. I have like secret agents come to my house and sucking and fucking me. Anyway, we do have a couple,

three thumbs, four sums. They would both show up again. And we would just watch each other have sex, right? And I'm thinking, this is a great, why didn't I do this fucking 30 fucking years ago? I go, this is great. I go, this is fucking great. Right.

So here's the premise of the whole fucking story. And so her and he break up. And we were all on like a thread and we were all on the website thing, you know, where we all see what each other is saying and all that kind of stuff. So next time I know, they break up. And I'm like, oh, I'm fine. Right. So next thing I know, yeah, I'm getting messages from her, him, the other chick.

And we're just like, okay, it's over. You know, we, we fucking blew it. Somebody fucked up, you know, or whatever. And so I'm at home one day. And Homeboy sends me a fucking message. He's like, hey, man, what are you doing? and I immediately jump up going oh fuck he's going to bring her over here

and we're going to get freaky right and he goes and I go nothing man come on by right so I invite him over I'm like come on by thinking he's going to be with this fucking chick he shows up alone and I'm looking up and down the street

I have a balcony of a second story house and I'm looking up down the street and I'm like where's the chick right he shows up again looking at like some kind of government official with his fucking suit and all that kind of shit. And he comes up and goes, hey man, you want to have a beer or whatever. And so me and him start fucking drinking beers doing her thing.

And just like two dudes, I swear he got just like two dudes hanging out somewhere. He goes, hey man, can I suck your cock? And literally, you know, my jaw kind of drops, right? but I don't know what kind of men you've ever met in your life, but no man has ever turned down a fucking blowjob that I know of, right? Yeah. So I go, all right. So he comes over, sucks my fucking cock,

I come in his mouth, and he goes, and he kind of just gets up and goes, I've never had a guy come in my mouth, you know, before. I go and he goes, that was pretty fucking cool. And I'm like, uh, yeah,

right on. He gets up, grabs his little fucking briefcase or whatever it is. Again, going back to the fucking spy shit. And he fucking leaves. I'm like, all right,

that was one of the strangest fucking things ever. Some dude shows up to my fucking house. Oh my God. Stop. You like, you like to pretend that you live in a spy movie, but you're just not living in reality. Because how is this so weird?

I mean, this is a guy. been blowing him. He's been blowing you for a long time. Okay. It's not like some stranger came over here. I get that. No one else is there, but it's not like, it's not like how you're painting the picture. But I think you paint these pictures in your mind because it makes it more, you know, hotter to you. But it's not like he's a stranger. It's just the only first time you're with a guy alone and there's not a girl around. That's really what's going on here. Sorry, I'm a realist and ruining your fantasy, but. Yeah, yeah, no, that was that was it. That was the first time, you know, I've been with a guy alone. Okay. And he fucking hits me up and says, I want to suck your crock. And I'm like, okay, go for it. And he does and he leaves. And then, you know, a couple weeks later, I get a message from the chick. And she's like, hey, what are you up to? And I'm like, oh, okay. I'm thinking they're back together, right? And she just wants to come over and we do our thing. You know, we just have sex and that's it. Right. Next time I know, I get a fucking call from him.

what are you doing? And I'm like, oh man, he probably wants to come over and suck my cock again, right? But this time, he just throws himself down on the bed and says, give it to me. And I'm, you know, or something like that. And I'm like, what? He's all suck my cock. He goes, I've done yours, you know, and so. Yeah, and you've sucked his cock before, too.

Pardon me? You've sucked his cock before. So he's upset. But it was when like he was laying down on the bed and she's sitting on his face. It was just, I don't know, real quick stuff, you know, just kind of just whatever, jerked him off a little bit, put it in my mouth. And that was it. But this, this time, you know, I think he wanted like completion kind of thing. And so I'm like, God damn.

So me and him are on the bed. I jerked him off, sucked him a bit, and then went back to jerking him until he fucking came everywhere and then got up, grabbed his little fucking briefcase and fucking left.

So, yeah, and so it went back and forth between me and her, me and him, totally not knowing of each other, if that makes any sense. You're broken up,

but you're still hooking up with the both of the, them separately now because you were friends with both of them and you were hooking up with them and now they're hooking up both of them but they're just not together anymore i get it where does this go south something weird supposedly happens somewhere along the line is this what's weird where's the weird turn the weird turn is i've only told like one or two people about this right and one of one of them was uh my best friend and i'm like hey this is what's fucking going on right And he's like, you're fucking crazy, man.

What the fuck you do? He goes, you're going to get yourself killed. He goes, if this dude finds out, you're fucking his ex-girlfriend that he's totally heartbroken over. He might hurt you. And I'm like, I think I can handle myself, you know. And he's all, no, no, no. You got to stop this, you know. So my best friend is telling me.

stop this. I don't know what the fuck you're into, but this is really getting weird. And I go, okay, well, speaking of weird, I met another chick on that website I mentioned, right? And she was a bigger girl, right?

And I'm not really into big girls, but I went, eh, fuck it. She's blonde, blue eyes. Fuck it. So me and her go on a day. date. And I go, hey, so, you know, we're hanging out. And she goes, hey, just so you know, I'm a sub. And I go, what's that? Again, going back earlier in the conversation, I didn't know any of this stuff, you know, this tuckhold and sub and Dom and all that kind of shit.

And I go, a sub. And she goes, well, you're a Dom, right? And I go, uh, I guess. What do you mean? She goes, if you tell me right now to suck your cock in this restaurant, I'll do it. I'll get under the table and fucking do it. And so I'm like, no, no, no, no, that's not going to happen. Because like I said, I have a prominent position somewhere. And that's the last thing I need to happen, right?

You know, just get a sex offense, you know, in public. So we're walking out of the restaurant And I know I'm going off topic here But it circles back So we're walking out of this restaurant And And she punches me in the arm And she goes, are you some kind of fucking pussy or something?

You know, I look at her And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? And she goes, you have to tell me What the fuck to do right now? And I'm like, What are you talking about? I was literally just like kind of perplexed and she goes, if you want me to suck your cock,

you have to tell me to do it right now. And I go, we're in public. I go, we're literally, it's just getting dusk. And I go, uh, maybe by the car. She goes, no, right now. So I go, all right. And we were on a bike path. And I don't want to say where it was, but it was a bike path.

I mean, people were going by on their fucking bikes and walking their dogs and shit like that. So I whip out my fucking cock and she starts blowing me and people are driving by on their little bikes and their little scooters and shit. And they're just like, what the fuck? So once I realized this chick was a total fucking freak, that's when I go, I got to introduce her to these other things. fucking people. So going back to the other people, I get a hold of them. We're on text, we're on

threads, we're on the email thing. So we ended up starting to have like group fucking sex. You know, just four sums, one sums, two sums. Who's the four sums? Who's the four people?

Okay, so it was the guy and the girl, I got them back together, the girl that lived up the street and then my best friend that whatever I grew up with and then me so it was five of us doing our thing we would watch each other suck each other off I mean well the girls would suck one or two of us off but the guy and the girl for some reason they were completely broken up still sitting there doing their fucking thing and just watching and that was it is that the crazy part of the story Yeah, I mean, because it was crazy.

Me and her talk and both of us are still kind of hooking up separately. Okay, they're hook up sometimes. They're back together. You get them back together. I mean, it was just a sexual relationship. Why wouldn't they stop having, why would they either one of them stop having sex with you if they want to? Yeah, you know, she actually broke down and told me why they don't hook up.

anymore for some reason? Because I said, hey, what's the deal? And she goes, he kept on bringing in separate chicks. And she goes, you know, I do buy stuff, but it was like a different chick, you know, like every two weeks or whatever she said. And she goes, you know, I have my type. And I just can't go down on some chick I've never met before. And that's what broke them up.

And I'm like, oh, okay. and I go, do you know me and him still hook up in a fucking hotel here and there? And she's just like, wait, what? And anyway, that was it. That was kind of the kick, you know, where now she's like, if you're still hooking up with my ex-boyfriend, I don't want anything to do with you. No, I mean, and that's it. I just, one of those secrets, you know, you have to take your grave kind of thing.

I don't think it's that bad. they're broken up. All you were doing was fucking both of them. It was equal. I think you're fine to fuck whoever you want and they could, of course, they're still banging you both of them if they, you know, separately. I don't think there's the, you know, it's not like these were friends of yours. These were fuck buddies. You were fucking both of them the whole time. And why would you be loyal to either one of them or whatever? And why could anyone say, oh, you can't do this or you can't do that? It doesn't make sense. I think everybody. I mean, they still get together and watch. So I don't understand.

So are they obviously friends. Yeah, no, they only did that like, you know, one or two times, you know, and that was it. And then when they split up completely, I mean, I talked to him the other day, you know, he wanted to borrow money or this, that, and everything. And then she was like, hey, you know, what are you doing, you available, you know, Thursday? And I'm just like, I can't tell him that I'm still in a relationship with his ex-girlfriend. So what is it any of his business anyway? And you don't tell her. Who cares?

No one needs to know. It's another business. They're not with each other. No one's cheating. There's nothing wrong with it. I think you'd like to make these stories up in your head. I don't see how it there's, I don't see the story that you see.

But I also am not obsessed with briefcases that you're like talking about this whole time. So you seem to live in like this world where you like, I think you like to make this stuff up and make it stuff appear certain ways. And listen, the truth is, however you frame things is how you see things, you know. I don't think what you're doing is wrong with the both of them. And I think it's fine.

And who cares if they find out? You're making up a scenario where what you're doing is so twisted and terrible. And it's not. Just like when he came over your house alone, you were like, this is like crazy. It's like, you've been blowing guys for the past year. I don't know why you think that's crazy. And I don't know why it seems that crazy to you that both of the, them are coming back and hooking up with you and you're hooking up with them this is a hookup you've been

their hookup buddy for a while who cares if you're still hooking up with the both of them now that they're separated i just don't think that it's as naughty as what you say that's all i'm saying i think you're making up drama where there is none but you do that a lot is what i'm saying you've got this creative imagination that you like to throw into situations and i think that that turns you on and like i said before i think you know why not the way like we all framed in certain ways for whatever reason. And you like to frame their briefcases and their outfits as the CIA thing and you're framing him coming over.

It's so naughty. But that probably all adds to it for you. And I'm probably cock blocking your story by outing the fact that it's not really, I don't frame it that way. I just see this as, you know, some naughty hookup stories, but it's still good story. Okay. No, you know what? I appreciate it, Kathy.

And hopefully. I mean, you don't have to record this part, but here's the deal. I record everything, so don't tell me anything off the record, yeah. Okay, so here's the deal. Yeah. I've never been into, like, sex stories and stuff like that, but I travel a lot. I drive around the country. So one day, you know, I'm just driving along, feeling kind of frisky, and my buddy tells me, you know, about these podcasts, right?

but like I said, I listened to like these spy things and Navy SEALs and you know, just bullshit like that. Not Joe Rogan or anything like that. And for some reason, I came across your podcast. And I go,

all right, I'll check this chick out. And I literally listened to probably 10, 15 episodes. And I'm like, God damn, this is good fucking shit. Right? because I'm on the road 10 hours a day listening to you. Right.

And I'm like, fuck, I get to send her an email, see if she's interested. You know, and that was it. Yeah, that's all I did. So now you'll be driving around and listen to your story. Yeah, no. And check this out. And I fucking, the other day, I had my headphones on. I have one of your podcasts on about chick,

doing gang bangs and you know whatever and i love her your voice and then however you know whatever you know whatever did with her voice and um walking down the road and one of my friends says hey what do you listen to and i go ah i'm kind of hook on this uh sexual anonymous strictly thing and he goes what he's talking about so i show it to him he goes uh didn't realize you're that fucked up, you know, kind of thing. And I would go, I don't think I'm fucked up. I go, I just really enjoy the fucking stories. I enjoy your show. It just kind of blows my mind. I think I'm, what, 20, 30 episodes into all the stuff you're doing. Okay. Well, you just added to my episodes, you'll be one of them. Thanks so much for calling in. I will give you free access for a month to my

Patreon so you could like see the comments to your episodes on there. And you could comment back to people and I'll give you free access to my Discord so you could go in there. and talk to people too. But thanks so much for calling in and giving me a story, which had an added to me layer, which is kind of funny, is your take on things. But the regular story would have been good enough. But you added this whole other layer that I think is kind of interesting. So, but anyway, thanks so much for calling in, Rob, or not Rob. Thanks so much for calling in, Mike, and telling me your story. Okay, Kathy. Thank you. All right. Bye. Okay. I just want to tell you before you, before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total

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