Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1038 - SEXUAL HEALTH SATURDAY: Rachel and John on her Beef Curtain, Labiaplasty and More

Episode Date: February 15, 2025

SEXUAL HEALTH SATURDAY: John and Rachel called in to talk all about her beef curtain and her recent labiaplasty and breast implant and lift surgery. Tune in to hear all the details including how Rach...el felt about her beef curtain and how John felt about it when they first hooked up, his ex-wife’s line-gine and how and when he realized he liked a more meaty “fine,”, how her beef curtain got worse over time and after pregnancy, all the problems she had because of the curtain, how and why she decided to go through with a labiaplasty, how one of her breasts was bigger than the other and how and why she decided to get a breast lift and implants to fix it all, how that surgery inspired her to do the labiaplasty, the type of labiaplasty she had, how long the full operation took, the recovery from the breast lip and implants and the scars she has because of it, how recovery was for the labiaplasty, how she felt afterward and how it looks now, how her husband feels about it now that it’s fixed, how sex was before and after plus a whole lot more. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at strictlyanonymouspodcast@gmail.com or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://beducate.me/pd2504-anonymous Use code anonymous to get an additional 10% off the campaign’s current discount - that’s 60% off http://sonobello.com/strictlyanon Schedule your FREE consultation to remove stubborn fat in ONE visit Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:03:14 go to the description and click on the link and you'll be taken right there. Now listen, this is Sexual Health Saturday and today I'm talking to Rachel and John. I was talking about labiaplasty and beef curtains on a recent episode, I think, and John, I think he's on my Patreon. He emailed me like, oh, by the way, my wife, you know, had a beef curtain and she got labiaplasty and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, oh, my God, I need to have her on. You know, I'm doing this whole sexual health Saturdays. And of course, I want to talk to experts and doctors that, like, do these things and talk about these things. But I want to talk to real people that have had experiences with things that have to do at sexual health, right? Talk to the guy with the penile implant and talking to a woman
Starting point is 00:03:51 who had labiaplasty. Turns out she also got a breastlift and breast implants, because One breast was bigger and, you know, she had kids. And so she did, she had a kid. And so she did the implants and the lift at the same time. So we also get information about that. But we talk a lot about the fact that she had a beef curtain. Her guy comes on first. He talks for like the first 10 minutes about it because he was the one that got her to call in.
Starting point is 00:04:12 So he explains, you know, how he felt about her one beef curtain. One side was longer than the other. It's interesting what he had to say about it. He was with a woman before who he called, who he said had a lot. line gine. I never heard that term. Okay, he explains what a line gine is. We talk about that. And then Rachel comes on and she talks all about her beef curtain like, you know, when she realized she had it, how it went, got worse over time, why she decided to, you know, get that done while she was doing her breast surgery. She did it all at the same time. We get really specific on the issue she had
Starting point is 00:04:51 and the reason why she decided to get the surgery, how she felt about it. You know, I was like, did you feel self-conscious about it? She answers that. I'm not going to tell you. You're going to have to listen. She talks about why she did it and why she wanted to do it and why looking back, she wishes she did it earlier. She got only one side done.
Starting point is 00:05:09 She loves it. She talks about recovery and what that was like on both operations. And then she talks about, you know, all the details. I had a million questions for her. anyone that maybe has a beef curtain or wants to do a labiaplasty or even breast lifting a implants it's an interesting episode because we talk all about all that stuff and she even gives me pricing at the end so you'll get an idea of how much all of this costs so anyway i'm going to be right back on with john first he's just on for like 10 minutes and then the rest of the time i talk to rachel
Starting point is 00:05:39 hey what are we calling you again what's your fake name john john yes how could i forget that john Listen, I'm going to be talking to you and your girl, Rachel. I'm very excited to talk to you guys because you emailed me. I'm having you first on, and most likely I'm going to talk to your girl a lot more than you. I don't know that I'm going to do a full 30 minutes from you, but you're going to talk about why you wrote into my show. And I'm going to give you the short story, and then you'll give me the long story, and then we'll get your girl on to talk all about it. But we're really going to discuss beef curtains. Well, like a beef curtain, because your wife doesn't have beef curtain.
Starting point is 00:06:11 She has a beef curtain. Like, when you met your wife, she had one side that was like really long. you're going to explain it all. And she recently had surgery, which I'm dying to know all about. And she's going to explain all of that. And I was like, oh, doing this like new thing for the new year. I wanted to do sexual health Saturdays. And I don't just want to talk to experts about sexual health. I want to talk to people who have like, you know, about topics that have to do with that kind of stuff. You know, and I feel like this is definitely one of them. I've always been obsessed with beef curtains. Okay. Do I have them? Do you guys like them? What do they exactly look like? Blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:06:45 You know what I mean? And so I have a lot of discussions about it. So now, like, let me ask you a quick question. Like when you met your girl, was there like a warning like, oh, I just want to tell. Because like, like, like, I know that women are very self-conscious about their bodies. And I feel like if I had one lip that was way longer, I would probably be really nervous the first time I was having sex with any new guy. Because like, how do you know? Like, did she tell you ahead of time? Like, oh, by the way, or did you just go down and found out and then you discussed it after or did it never come up? I don't know. Yeah. No, it, it, uh, no, she didn't tell. me ahead of time and it was just kind of when I found out I found out but uh no and I don't think it she wasn't uh to the point self-conscious about it to not to I guess to feel uncomfortable it wasn't I don't think it slowly you think you don't know girls well I think when I talk to your your wife I'm going to get a very different I bet money but maybe not I don't know but uh and I didn't if she did I didn't pick up on it at all yeah yeah it was the first time we had sex it was there and uh no I I didn't feel like she felt don't come.
Starting point is 00:07:47 But yeah, you might get a different story from her on that. But no, I mean, I thought it was something, I mean, different and cool that I hadn't seen before in person anyway. I was married previously and my ex had, I guess, what I would refer to as a line john. Oh, my God. Yeah. I've never heard that before. I was calling it. You mentioned it before and I thought it was a line vagina.
Starting point is 00:08:11 I kept saying line vagina. I love that. But it's a line gine. I've never heard that term, but I love it because there's a kind of pussy that I don't particularly like. And when I see it in porn, I turn it. And I think it's a line giant. But anyway, sorry, go on. Yeah, yeah. And it wasn't, and that's what I was used to previously. Yeah. And that's what, and it wasn't a bad thing. Yeah, totally. I kind of, and then just watching porn and seeing other women, I guess on their internet, whatnot, that I saw more meaty vagina. and some that did like have beef curtains.
Starting point is 00:08:48 And I thought, well, damn, that's neat. That's cool. Something I'd never experienced. And I think it was one of those things where, during, that's something I don't have that I would like. I think it'd be fun to try out and see what it's like. And then I'd come to find out. I met Rachel.
Starting point is 00:09:02 And she had it. So I was like, oh, okay, cool. This is neat. Yeah, I think that's, listen, you know, as self-conscious as all of us women are, the truth is guys, like, 99% of the time could give. a shit about the things we give a shit about, right? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, which is great.
Starting point is 00:09:20 And that's good to know because most guys would feel exactly like you, you know. It's not like some guy's going to be like, oh, my God, one beef current. I'm fucking out of here. Do you know what I mean? I don't know. I don't think so. I don't, I just typically think that guys are a lot more okay with things that women are so self-conscious about.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Yeah, I totally agree. It didn't, it didn't bother me. I mean, I thought I had no problem with it. Yeah, just like you didn't have a problem with the line giant either. You like it all. It's all good. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:50 It was just a different thing. It was different and fun of something, something, I don't know, just different, something there to play with and to add more entertainment, I guess you'd say. Did you ever discuss it like, you know, because, listen, eventually she winds up having a surgery and we're going to talk all about that with her. But like, so when did the conversation about her, like, not liking it and it being there and, like, you know, come up? Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Well, yeah, I can talk about that. I don't want to get too much into her story, but really, for her, it was more of a nuisance than anything. And I, and you had to figure out what she, see what she says about that. But I feel like that was more of an issue than the self-conscious thing that. Yeah. It was just like hang up in her panties or like during sex. It would get like pulled in and cause a little pain on hers. I wouldn't notice that, but she would notice that. So it was always, there was a lot of adjustment she would have to make. That's interesting. So like, yeah, I think that's the biggest thing. And more so about, again, she'll talk more about this, but being that it was unequal where one side was, and I wouldn't say she's like there's nothing on the other side. She's still got like meaty lips. But it's one side was just there dramatically long and the other one was not.
Starting point is 00:11:05 So I think that between, and if they would have been equal, maybe she meant what made such a big. I don't know. You have to go out of information. No, but I think if it was equal, if the other one was just as long, it would have even been more of a problem. Because you're saying it wasn't about being self-conscious, right? It was more so about it hurting her and being physically uncomfortable. You have to go out of information.
Starting point is 00:11:28 No, but I think if it was equal, if the other one was just as long, it would have even been more of a problem. Because you're saying it wasn't about being self-conscious, right? It was more so about it hurting her and being physically uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah. And, like, always had it, if a bait and suit, underwear, it hanging out the side, make sure it's tucked in. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, like, that's, like, that's, like, that's, like, I'm, like, that's, like, oh, I'm looking, oh, it's not there anymore. Oh, okay, but wait, let's get the skinny of, like, how it is now afterwards. Please tell me she didn't go in and say, give me a line, giant, and she just let them cut the other one to be equal to the other one. Like, she didn't,
Starting point is 00:12:13 Because I feel like sometimes I have to say, because when I was obsessed with beef curtains, and then I started looking at before and afters of labiaplasty, right? That's what it's called. I saw a lot of pictures of women who's, I thought like their pussies looked better before. After they looked like 14-year-olds. And I'm like, wow, I feel like women, because they don't like pussy, right? I feel like what women like and what they wanted to look like isn't necessarily hot. Like, you know, it's just like a slit.
Starting point is 00:12:40 And I just hope she didn't get it all chopped off when she went. No, no, she didn't. And there's like, I think there was a process where they do like a whole reconstruction, which and really work on both sides. But no. And that's what we talked about when she finally made the decision to do it. Yeah. And that was like, and we kind of like, we kind of like mocked it up. Like, okay, all they need to do is go right here and just snip this off.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And because it was, it was adjoining another plastic surgery. So I don't really know if she wouldn't have got. the other plastic surgery, I don't honestly know if she would have done it at all, any, done it at all. Right. She's like going under anyway. So why not?
Starting point is 00:13:20 Yeah. Yeah. That's smart. It was kind of last minute like, hey, while I'm in there, why don't we take care of this? And so we'd sit there in the bed and kind of like, like, mock it up where it was not there. Like, this is what it'll look like now.
Starting point is 00:13:33 Oh my God. Were you there in the doctor's office when you were showing him? Like, this is how we wanted it or her? Like, I don't know. No, no, no, no. I didn't get to see that far. Okay. I'll get that story.
Starting point is 00:13:42 from her. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. But no, it's gone now. And it's, I mean, it's, it's fine. I mean, I don't, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you know, where she would worry about, like, standing naked front, looking at, me looking at her from the rear and seeing this piece hang down. Well, that's gone now. Yeah. So, and it looks great. I mean, they did a, a really good job. It's not, uh, you wouldn't, it's, it's, like I said, it's still, it's still meaty, still there, there's still labia there. It's definitely not a lion, John. But there's just not one big piece hanging off of one side now. Yeah, that's amazing. How long could you not have sex with her because of the surgery? Like, how long was she out of like, what is I called? I think, I like five weeks. Five weeks. Oh, okay. Interesting. I'll get all the information from her, like how bad it heard and all that stuff. Now it looks very normal. Yes. All totally normal. There was, I think there was stitches in. that she'll tell you more about that. And she's got a good story about, too, the whole process of people want to hear about that.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Well, that's interesting. Yeah, that's what I think is, you know, that's what these sexual health Saturdays are all about, like all that kind of information that people would want to know. You know what I mean? You could go on like Google, but you're not going to hear first-hand experience. And I think that's like, even with the penile implant guy, one, you know, it's like super interesting to hear from somebody who actually did it. And I think for women, this is super helpful to hear from a woman who went through the whole process
Starting point is 00:15:11 and explain all that stuff, all the details, you know? And that's kind of why I wanted to call in. And I wrote you about it. Then I talked to her about it and said, hey, we should, and when you wrote me back and said, can you call and talk about that stuff? I said, oh, this would be great because this will help if there's women out there that want to get this done, like to hear her story firsthand,
Starting point is 00:15:32 like what's involved in it and recovery and why she did. I think it would be really helpful for people. Yeah, 100%. There's not a lot of that kind of information. out there. And like I said, I think you could Google and get some information, but I think I like always hearing from like people firsthand, you know, and I, because I'm so curious about everything, including health especially. I like, I'm obsessed with like health and fitness stuff. So I could Google health stuff all day long, you know, so like I'm obsessed with surgeries and all this kind of
Starting point is 00:16:03 stuff. It's very interesting to me. So I have a million questions for her. So let's just bring her on. But I just want to just ask you one last question. So like, do you, miss the the beef curtain ever or is it just as meaty for you and good as before so you're all good yeah it is good i mean and it's not i don't it's been i guess a couple months now oh that's it's yeah it was something there to play with i guess but no it's great now it's fine there's uh i don't have any regrets i'm glad she did it because she's she's really happy about it but it is interesting as a guy that you were able to take this thing that was kind of of a little bit of a flaw, right? Like a, it's like this big difference thing, right? But you managed to
Starting point is 00:16:46 make it like a turn on. Like you actually enjoyed it, right? For when it was there. That's our guys are, right? You turned it into a turn on. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. And I guess in a negative of, I mean, yeah, for especially oral, but like a negative about it when we were having sex. Oh. Yeah. It was, it was sometimes she would like push off me a little bit. Hold on like basically. I got to readjust here. So I mean, that was kind of a nuisance. So I mean, that's gone now. Yeah. That's, that's going to make a big difference. Yeah. You know, little things like that that you don't think of, you know, that you would never think would be a part of it. But that, like you said, you didn't care about the looks of it. You didn't care about going down on it.
Starting point is 00:17:23 But it was bothering her and that would interrupt your lovemaking, like for sure. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. A little hesitation. Yeah. Super interesting. All right.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Get Rachel on the phone. I need to talk to her now. Okay. Okay. Thanks for getting her to call in because you email me first. And I was like, oh my God, see if your wife will call in. I want to talk about. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:17:43 But she was good to do it. Yeah, I love it. All right. Thanks, John. Thanks for calling. Uh-huh. No bad. Hey there.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Rachel. I got to just tell everybody what I've been laughing at before we started taping it, which is that when we were trying to get the sound right on my phone, I had to put you in my contact to call you like FaceTime audio. And I had to think of a name for you and I put you in as Labia. And still, and this whole time, I'm like a stone person that doesn't smoke pot. I'm still to this moment, I looked down on my phone. Every time I'm looking down on my phone and I see Labia because you're still in there
Starting point is 00:18:16 as Labia while we're talking. I just, it makes me laugh. Okay, I'm sorry. So when your name is not, we're not calling you Labia. We're calling you Rachel. We just got the whole like short backstory from your husband. You know, he emailed me about the fact that you had a beef curtain and then you got the surgery because I think I was talking about it on an episode.
Starting point is 00:18:33 I was like, oh my God, get her to call in. I'm so curious. Now, one of my first questions to him was like, were you self-conscious before you, you had sex with your husband like did you bring it up did you say anything about your beef curving like I was wondering like with you were you self-conscious about it like when you would meet new people and for them to sort of see it because you knew what you had and they didn't know yet no not really oh I bet money I bet money that he didn't know what the fuck he was talking about because I'm like what girl's not self-conscious about every little thing I love like what
Starting point is 00:19:04 kind of girl are you like where did you get this self-confidence from that you didn't care I was like paranoid about everything I think I might have Body dysmorphia. I had plenty of things to be paranoid about, I'm sure. But I also think, too, part of it, like, I think it's gotten, it got worse over time. Oh, interesting. Really? Yeah, like the length of it, I think, got, has gotten worse or got worse.
Starting point is 00:19:29 So I don't, when I was younger, it didn't bother me as much potentially. Right, because there wasn't as much of a difference. It wasn't as, like, long hanging as it is when you got the surgery by the time you got the surgery. It was always bigger, but it wasn't as big, I guess. I don't know if like pregnancy does those kinds of things or. Yeah, did it get worse after pregnancy for you? I think so. I think that's kind of when it, and then there was, you know, a tear or something during childbirth.
Starting point is 00:19:58 That kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, of course. And that probably made it a little worse too. Oh, okay. So it wasn't as bad when you met John then, right? Yeah, it wasn't as bad. Yeah, because I was going to say, like, growing up, were you always like, what the fuck? I mean, I know that every side of everybody's body is bigger, right?
Starting point is 00:20:15 Like, one boob is always bigger than the other boob, right? One foot is bigger than the other foot. And you app, now let me ask you this because, like, you know, and typically, like, it's the same side, right? Like, did the side of your lips, was it the same side that was bigger, that had the bigger lip or was it the other side? The same as like a bigger boob or whatever. Yeah, your bigger boob and your bigger foot. Like what side is all those things on? Left or right for you?
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Starting point is 00:23:41 Left or right for you? It's always the right. And it was your lip of the right too? Yeah. Interesting. I wonder, you know, I mean, who knows if that has to do with the same thing, but that's interesting. So that lip was bigger. It was on the side that everything was bigger. Okay. So it started to like, then so you weren't self-conscious about it. It really was like a comfort thing for you, right? Yeah, like it was kind of an annoyance. Yeah. Just pain in the butt overall.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Yeah, well, when he was like, oh, you know, like you have to worry if it's like hanging out when you have a bathing suit and stuff. Like that could be horrifying, right? Yeah. Like, so I can't buy like the thin bikinis or like even like in a thong or something. I had to make sure there was enough material there because it would shoot out the side. and like rub on my pants or whatever. Like, you sit down and pinch that in the wrong way. It does not feel good.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Oh my God. Yeah. And he was saying, these are things that you never think of, right? But he was, and imagine girls that have two, both sides like that, right? Which is typical. You only had one side, but that it would actually, like, go in with the friction of his cock going inside. You write, like it would pull it in, too, like at times.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Yeah. Yeah. And that would hurt? Yeah. And you'd have to make sure there's enough lube, so that it's not pulling funny and Oh my God Okay so you were getting
Starting point is 00:25:01 another surgery right And you started to think Hey while I'm under Why not do this or like You know is that how it came up for you That you would even get this removed Yeah pretty much So I was going in to get my boobs done
Starting point is 00:25:14 Because my right boob was also Way bigger than my left Oh that's what we were just talking about Yeah Oh wait wait wait wait this is very interesting Like a lot bigger Just like your lip Like noticely
Starting point is 00:25:27 Yeah, it had gotten a lot bigger than the left. And again, I think that was from like child birth, breast, breastfeeding, all that fun stuff. Yeah, but it's like, it's interesting that your one side is that's way bigger, like that's slightly bigger. Like, everyone has it slightly bigger, right? But yours is all, it's all kind of more than slightly bigger. Yeah. And I don't, for my boobs, I don't know if anybody else would necessarily notice, but I could tell enough of a difference. Yeah, I had a girlfriend that had. that and she got a breast implant in one and made a very big difference for her like I mean major she was it was noticeable I mean you wouldn't notice in a bra but like she showed me the difference and I thought it was like you know there was a big difference it's amazing that they can do these things right so you were like just going in to get now what do they do with like I'm just curious about your breast implants too like you know
Starting point is 00:26:17 did you get in both because you want them both to look like kind of the same or do you just put the breast implant in one like what was that surgery going to be like so I did a lift and implants and both. So they, and their, the implants are slightly different sizes. Of course, right. But nothing like super crazy. But yeah, so we got those all lifted and put back kind of where they used to be. That must have been exciting. Yes, that was, that was the main, the main procedure. And then, like I said, I kind of added on the other thing because it ended up being, it's cheap, but it's only one side. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. I don't know. You're going to tell me. So you're going to getting this breast stuff and you decided it went and it was because like over time the right
Starting point is 00:27:02 breast had become way bigger and you and you wanted to lift too anyway so you just decided to do it all at once yeah pretty much do you have big boobs to begin with yeah i've always had d d or double d depending oh my god so what do you have now uh they're still like d or double d right but they're just pulled up and they're like out of tension and they're even yes correct and i don't have to wear a giant braw to keep them there. Oh my God, that's awesome. How many kids have you had? Only one.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Oh, one. Well, listen, one does a number, right? Apparently. Okay, so you're getting that done, and this is a plastic surgeon. Now, so who comes up with this idea to do the lip, too? Are you just, like, thinking about it? Did you're, like, I don't know, like, how, like, had you been thinking about it? So I hadn't really been thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I was following my plastic surgeon and, like, some of her office people on Instagram. Okay. And one of the girls who works there started talking about it and how she was going to have it done. And I thought she was going to go do this whole series. And I could never find that again. But then I was like, huh, I should look at that.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Since I'm already doing this, I'm going to be out of commission for, you know, a certain amount of weeks anyway. I might as well just, you know, see what it costs and see what it's all involved. and go from there. Right. So did you just like set up an appointment? Or did you just talk to your doctor the next time you went in to, you know, to deal with the breast stuff? So I made another like consultation.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Mm-hmm. And had her look at that too and just had her added on to the breast surgery that was already scheduled. She's like, okay, that'll be, we'll just have another, you know, 30 minutes or so onto the surgery. Wow. And so is it like a not a big deal kind of procedure? Is it just like a little snip, you know, or are there stitches involved? So there are stitches. So they did what's called, it's a wedge is the type of it.
Starting point is 00:29:09 So the stitches are actually like down the inside. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Because they have a trim version where they kind of like cut along outside, I guess. but then you have the stitch all along the outside. And I guess they don't like that as much. I don't know if the recovery is worse or the potential for splitting your stitches.
Starting point is 00:29:31 So basically they cut like the wedge out of the long piece and then sew up kind of the inside back the other. Wow. And so when you went in were you like, you know, did she suggest, oh, fixing them all? Or was she just like, I could just totally make this one look like the other one? Because sometimes a lot of women, me and your husband were talking about how a lot of women
Starting point is 00:29:51 after children, you know, they get these surgeries. And I was, like, looking online at them at one point many years ago. And I just felt like a lot of girls, a lot. So sometimes I saw ones after them. I thought that they looked worse because they took, like, everything off. I'm like, why do women, like, want to look like they're 14 again? I don't understand. Like, their pussy looked fine before.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Like, you can have a little stuff there. It's like, it looks to me better. I don't know. Did she suggest, like, you know, oh, why don't you get the whole thing? Or was she just like, okay, let's just make this one look like the other one? No, I mean, I basically told her, I was like, this side bothers me. She's like, okay, we can trim that up and that's it. Right.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Because they're very much about just doing whatever the patient wants. They're not real pushy on the people I went to see. Yeah, that's good because that's what I was wondering, like, you know, because I wonder if somebody would be like, oh, why don't you just do them both and I can make them so much smaller and cute or, you know, I don't know, and look like, you know, you're 14 again, but I don't know why people want that. I don't know. Yeah, no, I didn't want to look.
Starting point is 00:30:51 14 either. Just more symmetrical. Yeah. Okay. So tell me all about the surgery. Like, I mean, the breast surgery must have been way longer, right? And that was just a 30 minutes added on to it. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, the breast surgery, I think, was like two hours maybe, something like that. And then, yeah, she just kind of tacked that on at the end. And it was almost like getting your ears pierced compared to like the breast part of it. So like I didn't even, when I came out, I couldn't even feel it. I didn't know that, like, I had to ask, like, they did the bottom, right? Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:31:29 Yeah, like, I couldn't feel there was no pain. There was no, nothing, really. Yeah, that's amazing. Do you make sure that they don't go near your clit? Because I'd be so afraid of, like, something going wrong and losing sensation, you know, because, like, imagine they fuck it up, right? I don't know. Does she talk about that with you at all?
Starting point is 00:31:46 No. Like, stay away from my clit? No, and mine, because it was. was so hangy, it was lower than that anyway. Oh, okay. So it wasn't near. Yeah, and so like the wedge part is almost like kind of in the middle like from top to bottom, I guess.
Starting point is 00:32:03 Yeah, I got it. So it's kind of in the middle there. So it's not really close anyway. Yeah, but I would have still been, I would have still been making sure like don't go near my fucking clit. Okay. You snip those nerves and you don't have any left. You're fucked.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I mean, like imagine. I don't know. You know. So you didn't even feel it when. you came out like there was no pain? No. Tell me about the breast while we're at it. I mean, why not just talk about that too?
Starting point is 00:32:29 Like, how is the lift? And, I mean, do you have those massive scars? Like, there's so many, so much scars with lifts, right? There's no way to avoid it, is there? Yeah, I mean, you have to have a scar. Yeah. My scars actually aren't bad at all. Like, they even now look pretty good, and it hasn't been that long.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Oh, that's amazing. But, I mean, it's just, it's around the nipple and then down, a line straight down. But you can barely even see the line around the nipple anymore already. Yeah, that's great. I've seen more. I've seen, and I think, you know, listen, every doctor's different, right? I've seen ones where it's like around the nipple and it's on the sides and then on the bottom, right? So it's just for you on the bottom and around the nipple.
Starting point is 00:33:11 So around the nipple you're really not going to see, which is great. Yeah. And then that one on the bottom will already. eventually just go white. You won't even see it. Yeah. I mean, they said it could take up to like two years to kind of fade to the point where you're not going to see it. How painful though was that for you? So it wasn't, it was almost more an uncomfortable because it's like a lot of pressure. Okay. Yeah, it's real tight and it almost kind of feels like your skin's popping off your rib cage a little bit. Of course, because you're swollen probably. There's a lot of inflammation
Starting point is 00:33:47 and fluid, right? Yes. Yeah, and then you're super bloated and you look like you're six months pregnant again. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, so I took pain meds for like a day, maybe a day and a half.
Starting point is 00:34:01 And then that was really it. It was just more the, like the feeling of pressure and tightness. Yeah, that's great. And then I didn't, the only thing I was worried about the labiaplasty was like. Going to the bathroom? Not even that. It was more like scooting, like trying to get up. So I couldn't really use my arms a lot.
Starting point is 00:34:22 There's a lot of pressure on my arms. So then like if I was tried to scoot out of the bed or scoot off the couch, like I was worried I was ripping open my stitches. Yeah, I would think so. Yeah. I don't know that that actually would have happened, but that's what I was picturing in my head. Yeah, see, I'm picturing how the fuck do you pee for the first time? How do you wipe yourself?
Starting point is 00:34:41 I don't know. I'd be like, I'd be like, what are the ways that you have to like take care of yourself afterwards when it comes to, like, how are you wiping afterwards when you got, like, stitches right there? Yeah, they did say to use, like, the, the peri bottle. I think that's what it's called, like, almost like after you get birth, a little, like squirt bottle things. Yeah. Right. So not use it, not rubbing anything on it. Yeah. Yeah. They don't want you rubbing anything. And how long, how long you got, how long can you, are you not allowed to wipe for? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:15 I don't think there was any real like It was almost just like if it hurts, don't do it Right. But so did you wipe immediately? Because you were like, fuck it, I'll just do it and it was okay? Well, we have like a bidet on one of our toilets. Oh, good. I used that and then Like with just peeing or anything,
Starting point is 00:35:33 I would just kind of like dab it. It wasn't anything. Crazy. And so And so you. And so you. couldn't have sex for five weeks, right? So it was technically six weeks, but we waited five. Oh, because you can take it anymore? Kind of. It's been a long time. How did it look like when you first
Starting point is 00:35:56 looked at it? You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure you were curious and just wanted to see like what the fuck's going on down there. Like, how did it look like when you first saw it and then over time, like how long did it take to get looked like totally normal? Or did it look normal right from the beginning, I don't know. No, it's, it's kind of swollen from the beginning. And they even said, like, the other side could get swollen, even though there was no actual trauma to that side. Yeah. But that never really did get swollen. But the side that had the surgery was swollen for maybe like two weeks, two to three weeks, something like that. And then it started to look pretty normal after that. Right. And were you, like, really happy that you had a ton? Yes. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:36:38 And was it mostly because of the uncomfortability, because of how it looked? Like, were you like, oh, wow, I should have done this like five years ago? Yeah, I mean, I kind of wish I had done it a little sooner. Just, yeah, it just makes everything easier. I mean, it was even silly things like when I wipe, like toilet paper would stick to that labia. Because it was kind of like, oh, you know, it's almost like the inside of your vagina. and it's if you use if there's cheap toilet paper it would like stick to it a little bit. Yeah, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:37:11 I mean, I was like focusing on the wiping, you know, after the surgery, but I never thought about the wiping before. And it was interesting when your husband brought up the fact that like one of, you know, that curtain, right? They call it a beef curtain, you know, would go in when he's like fucking you that you wouldn't think of these little things or the falling out of your bathing suit or rubbing up against your leg. Like these are things that only a woman who has this going on would
Starting point is 00:37:35 know about. And it's not like it's uncommon, right? Of course, I'm sure there's tons of women out there that have this kind of a thing happening. And like I said, only they would know that. It was interesting to me when he said that. And I was like, oh, yeah, that would suck. And when he was like, you know, I mean, like, what I love about your husband and what he's here to say to women is like, guys don't give a shit about anything that we worry about. Yeah. I like could have that. They're just happy to get lame, probably. He liked it. He was, it was fun for him. He didn't give a shit. The only problem he had with it was that when it was painful for you, it would kind of like interrupt your guy sex, right? Because like here you are in the middle, hot and heavy, right?
Starting point is 00:38:13 Like everything's going and you'd be like, oh, right? Because it's like going in or whatever. And that was really the only issue that, but I would never think that that would be a thing, right? Yeah. And you don't have that. So how was it the first time you had sex? Was it any different? Yeah, it was definitely better. Yeah, because I couldn't. It wouldn't like, there wasn't anything in the way. I didn't have to like pull something to the side or make sure it wasn't hanging in the wrong spot. Oh my God. But wait, let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Is there any kind of change of sensitivity in your lips like when he's going down on you? No, no. Did they tell you about like whether that could happen in the beginning or anything like that? Was he allowed to go down on you in those five weeks or just like no sex at all, even that? No, there wasn't supposed to be anything. in the five or six weeks, whatever. Did you go five weeks without having an orgasm? I mean, be honest.
Starting point is 00:39:11 I'm not your doctor. No, no. No, right? No, we didn't make it full five weeks. You figured out how to make yourself come without hurting that area, right? Yeah, yeah. We figured it out. And it was all good.
Starting point is 00:39:30 Yeah. Yeah, oh my God, interesting. But did they warn you, though, that there could be, like, with the surgery, was there any kind of like, oh, this could happen or that could happen? Or is it really such an easy procedure that, like, there's not much that they tell you could happen, like loss of sensation or anything like that? I don't remember anything with the labiaplasty for that. Right. There's more with the breast implants, like, or the lift, more like nipple sensation possibility. Oh, yeah. I've heard about that.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Did you have anything like that for you? No, that's been fine. Right, that's cool. If they think they're most more sensitive, probably. Yeah, or they stay erect all the time, right? Yeah, that's, yeah. Yeah, so you just have your headlights on all the time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Did you have, like, you know, because, listen, when I go to the gym, like, you know, like a lot of times, what do they call it? Like, Cameltoe, you know what I mean? Like, did you used to have to worry about that too? And now you don't have to because, like, what, they're both even sides? Yes, that was an issue before. Right. So, yeah, I had to kind of, I had to be watchful for that.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Yeah, yeah, I love it. And so your doctor, this is something that your doctor does all the time. Like, I mean, did you do, like, did you do a lot of research to make sure, like, had you looked at their before and afters on her site? I couldn't really, I don't remember seeing any of their particular before and afters, actually. And I actually, I mean, I didn't see that many even just like Googling it. it was kind of hard to find that many. You're so different than me. I'm obsessed with people that aren't like me because you just live probably a much happier
Starting point is 00:41:08 life because you're not like concerned about the fact that one lips longer. You're not even fucking Googling to make sure you're not asking about the fact that she could ruin your clit forever. Like I'm paranoid about all those things. I would have been like, where's your before and afters? Let me make sure like blah, blah, blah. You're so easy going. Is this how normal people are?
Starting point is 00:41:26 And I'm the fucking, I know I'm the fucking weirdo. this phone call. You're just like normal. No, I think I think I researched the boob stuff way so, like, so much and so far that then when that came along, I would just like, just do it. And I don't want to ask that many questions anymore. All right. You're making me feel more normal. Because I'm like, you're just so easy going. Like with my, okay, so you did do all of that intel with your breasts, right? It's just that this was like, this was like an afterthought and it was attack on that you, that it wasn't really your focus. Listen, that's great that you, you did it. And it sounds kind of like, like if you had got it by itself, it sounds like, you know, for women out there,
Starting point is 00:42:04 right, who are listening that might be doing this and they're not going to do it with a whole breast lift and breast implants and stuff. Like, it sounds like it's not that hardcore of a surgery to go through, right? 30 minutes? That's it? Or maybe longer with both, right? Yeah, yeah, if there were both sides and then, I mean, if you were only doing that and they'd have to put you under and all that kind of stuff, it might take longer. But still, it wasn't, I don't think it was bad at all. Considering. Right.
Starting point is 00:42:33 And you're happy with the results. Now, when you were like in there, like telling her what you wanted, did you just like make it a point? Like don't take everything off. Like, and you just showed her like where you wanted to?
Starting point is 00:42:44 Or did she show you where she was going to do it? Like are you just sitting there spread eagle and like, she's pulling it up. Like how does that? What was that? Yeah. That part was kind of weird. It was like,
Starting point is 00:42:53 I'm in this room and just french your legs. No, what's weird is that it's not weird almost. Right? Like it's kind of like that's just what you're doing. But if you really look outside of yourself, it is weird, but probably wasn't weird at the time. It's not weird for your doctor, right? Because she's been there, done that all the time. Yeah. Yeah. But so what was that conversation like? I mean, she was just, she was showing you like she suggests this and you're like, I just want this taken off, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. So I was just kind of like, I want this side to match the other side. Yeah. And she had like, I think it was like one of those long Q-tip things. And she kind of was like, okay, so I think we would take it off to like, he, And then we'd have this stitches here. And she's like, and then it'll be done. And then it was very, it was very quick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:38 And how can you tell me? Now, is there a way for them to cover it with insurance or no, this is all out of pocket, right? Yeah, this was all out of pocket. I have seen where people have gotten it covered under insurance. Really? But then I don't know if that some like gycologists will do this surgery apparently. Oh, okay. And then I think that's easier to cover under insurance potentially.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Right. Mm-hmm. That makes sense. But you were at a plastic surgeon because you were doing the breast thing, so no way. Yeah. They didn't. And I don't know how common it is to be able to actually get it covered under insurance. But if you go through your gyno, they could probably say something.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Let me ask, well, you know, it's like nose jobs? They probably make up a job. You know how, like, people get nose jobs and they cover it by saying it's a deviated septum? They must do something with the gynaecologist must know the codes to put. it in to make it covered by insurance. Yeah, because they might do it like too if it's some sort of, if it's related to having a baby, if it kind of gets lumped into some code with that. Yeah, for sure. What if it's like people are getting infections because of it or something? I don't know. I think that, you know, there could be a reason, medical reason why a woman would
Starting point is 00:44:48 need that. That would make sense for insurance, right? Not just, it's not just, listen, for you, it wasn't just an aesthetic thing. It was a real physical issue, right? That's really what it was more so for aesthetically you didn't give a shit you had your guy he liked it everything was fine i mean it got worse over time but you certainly weren't self-conscious about it like with your guy or anything like that right it was just about the the the nuisance of it all and the pain and all that stuff which makes sense how much was it by the way if i could ask that's my last question i think it was $2,700 oh okay for the one side that's not bad i think that's what it was yeah listen you know i had a god on my show a couple months back or six months back who literally he's a he's like a dermatotel not a dermat
Starting point is 00:45:34 she's an ejection guy that learned how to make guys dicks bigger with filler right like he could put filler in a dick and put it in there and make it actually thicker and it lasts like 10 years it's not even like filler in our faces right that goes away in six months it's like it lasts 10 years okay I bring a guy on my show that literally can make your dick thicker okay and it costs like 10,000 dollars and I can't even tell you the fucking emails I got from guys complaining, oh, you want me to make my dick bigger 10,000? Are you crazy? And I'm just like, oh my God, do you know how much women pay for shit? I was like, you guys are ridiculous. Every girl walking around with a pair of breast implants have spent so much more than that. Lip fillers, Botox. I'm like, my hair costs me $600 for
Starting point is 00:46:17 highlights and I do it three times a year. My haircuts are $200. My perfume is $600. Like, I mean, guys don't have any clue. You're complaining about $10.00. for your whole life Put it on your credit card and shut the fuck up No woman's going to complain that your dick slightly thicker So I'm sorry, but I think 2,500 or even 5 or 6,000 for the woman That has this, right?
Starting point is 00:46:43 And it has all these issues. Plus maybe they don't like it aesthetically. Like that's not that bad considering This is for the rest of your life. Yeah. You know? If you don't mind me asking, because I think it's just interesting for other people too
Starting point is 00:46:55 to know like how much was it? to get breast implants and a breast lift too. Like, how much was that for you? So that was like 16.5, I think. That's it, the whole thing? The lift and the implants was only 16.5? Yeah. Where the fuck do you live?
Starting point is 00:47:15 If you lived in New York, that would be 65, okay? Are you kidding me? That's it? Yeah, which I thought that was a lot. Yeah, it's not. To come out of pocket all of a sudden. Listen, it is. Okay, but it's, I would have expected it to be a lot more, you know.
Starting point is 00:47:32 But I guess not. It's a two-hour surgery, 16-5, not so bad. So, you know, these guys that are complaining for 10,000. Shut the fuck out. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah, I guess, I mean, I guess regular breast implants.
Starting point is 00:47:44 I don't really know, you know, how much, like, it all costs. But I'm always interested in that thing. I think that kind of information is interesting to other people. 165, like, with both things included, I think is a really good deal. Yeah. And I mean, it all depends on where you're at, too, because I've seen, like, in Miami, I think you can get implants for like five grand, five to seven grand, something like that. Really? That's it? Yeah. Which is implants only. But it just depends what part of the country are in, I think. Right. And who you're going to. Yeah, that's interesting. I think I just thought everything is so much more expensive. I don't know. But I think that that's great. I love that you called in and explained your story. Like, I've always been slightly. obsessed with, like I said, beef curtains what they look like. I just, but I, and I found out things
Starting point is 00:48:30 about beef curtains that I never sort of even known. And I think that this kind of information, though, like really the details from you about the surgery, about the stuff, you know, is, will be very interesting and informative for any woman that's dealing with this or a guy that's listening that's wife has it. And maybe he's going to be like, oh my God, you need to listen to this because maybe then, you know, the woman could go and do it. Because I think sometimes people have these issues or problems. It's like I just had a guy on the head of penile implant. And I know that so many guys have issues that a penile implant could completely change the game and they're so petrified of it because they think it's like this whole big thing, you know, and I think if they hear
Starting point is 00:49:04 from somebody, like when the guy called in and talked about exactly what is going on, it could help a lot of people. Maybe decide to do it for themselves. So I think same thing with you. That's why I'm doing these kinds of calls. I think it's important for people to hear all about exactly what happened to somebody else. Like, is there anything that I missed as far as questions that you wanted to know, you know that you think would be helpful for someone considering you've already been there done that you know is there anything that you would like to say or that I forgot to ask about that you think it's important for another woman to know um no not really I think it's just a funny story that I was telling my friend that I was having this done and she looked at me like I was crazy and I was like
Starting point is 00:49:47 have you ever seen another vagina like do you even know what I'm talking so I was like you go home, get on your computer, and search vaginas. So you actually, so you know what other other people, vaginas look all kinds of different ways. I know. That's why I was obsessed with beef curtains. I told you, like, did I tell you or your guy? I was telling someone on this call. Like, there was a time of my life where I was like, how do I know whether I have beef curtains or not? What do they look like? You know, because everyone's pussy looks so different, right? And you just don't really know. It seemed like I went to a nude beach in my. my 20s with like one of my boyfriends and I was like wow I never knew nipples came in so many
Starting point is 00:50:28 different shapes and sizes and colors you know there's so many different yeah your friend obviously never like didn't know anything if she was like you fixed your badge I mean I went obsessively looking at like all kinds of beef curtain pictures and then I was like I was going to put my pussy on rate my pussy dot com because you know you could go on there because then I was like obsessed with like how does mine stack up to other people? and stuff. And like your guy was talking about the line gines and I was like, oh yeah, those were my worst hated pussies. But it's mean for me to say.
Starting point is 00:51:00 There's nothing wrong with those 14, like what those women do. But I just think that, you know, I think, you know, the whole point is that guys don't really care. They like it all. You know what I mean? I don't know why I was so paranoid. Yeah, I don't know why I was so paranoid. But anyway, listen, thank you so much for calling in and sharing your story. I think it's super
Starting point is 00:51:22 interesting and I'm sure it will help other people. And that's why I'm doing these like sexual health Saturday episodes that I'm starting new in this year because I think this is like really helpful information for other people. So thanks so much for calling in. Like your guy emailed me about it because I think I was talking about it on an episode. And then I'm like, oh my God, ask your girl, you know, Labia to come on. You're still Labia on my phone. I'm glad you came on, Rachel, and told your story because I think it'll help other women. Yeah. Awesome. Thanks so much. Thanks so much for calling in and tell John, thank you again for getting you on, okay?
Starting point is 00:51:55 All right. It'll be up to suit. Thanks. Bye. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers,
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Starting point is 00:52:40 true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person. And I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not So over the top like erotica, I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories, 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read one or two and then skip around. You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format,
Starting point is 00:53:10 and finally the audiobook is available coming out August 25th. But you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a compliment. link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint. Okay. There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me. Okay. I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other. And that's what you get to do there. You can post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of
Starting point is 00:53:42 contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total, strictly anonymous community. And you will love it. I will be giving anyone who, buys my book access to my discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the e-book, or the paperback. Send it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. And I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. Good news. Strictly Anonymous Podcast is looking for people to call into the show. So if you lead an interesting, naughty secret life that you want to talk about while remaining anonymous or not anonymous,
Starting point is 00:54:44 if you're out and proud, that's cool too. Send me an email, strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. That's strictly anonymous podcast at gmail.com. Or go to my website, strictly anonymouspodcast.com and click on Be on the show. If you have a short confession, that you want to get off your back, call my confessions hotline. 347-4-7-4-20-3579. That's 347-4-2-3-579. You could call that number 24-7. I change all the voices on the confessions too, so you remain anonymous.
Starting point is 00:55:17 The number, the website, and the email address will all be in the description. If you want to follow the show, follow me at Strict Anonymous on either Instagram or Twitter. that's at Strict Anonymous. And if you want to sign up for my Patreon, you're not only supporting my show, but you're going to get all of these episodes early and ad free. You're going to get anonymous picks of all of my guests. Most of the girls send me in anonymous hot picks of themselves. And some of the guys are sending me in anonymous picks as well.
Starting point is 00:55:47 You also get access to my private Discord where people are getting super naughty. If you sign up for my Discord, you could post whatever you want and talk to my other listeners. To sign up for my Patreon, just go to patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. That's patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. The links and everything else I spoke about are all in the description. Thanks so much for listening.

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