Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1046 - Kev has a Free Pass from his Wife to Hook up with Guys and Sometimes They have Threesomes w/Guys as Well

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

Kev has a free pass from his wife to hook up with guys and sometimes they have threesomes with guys and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including what happened to him when he was younger and how it shaped him, when he realized he was into hooking up with guys, how and why he went onto Craigslist looking for hook ups, how and why he doesn’t think he’s into “guys” even though he’s down for guys to blow him, how he’s into trans porn and what he digs about it, his best friend in highs school and what he did with him when they hooked up, how he met his wife and why they got married so young, how he cheated on her a lot in the beginning, how and why he totally stopped cheating and being a bad boy and has never looked back, how and when he decided to tell his wife about his guy on guy action and how she reacted, how he got a free pass and what he does with it, the adult arcades he goes to and exactly what goes down when he’s there, how him and his wife started bringing guys home to hook up with, where they meet the guys and what goes down between the three of them, how even though he has a free pass it hasn’t always been smooth sailing, his advice on how to get your partner on board with a free pass, the threesome him and his wife had with her female cousin and how it eventually went wrong plus a whole lot more. **To see hot pics of KEV AND HIS WIFE plus see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors:  https://butterwellness.com/ For 20% off your Butter Wellness perineum massager use code STRICTLY https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://beducate.me/pd2504-anonymous Use code anonymous to get an additional 10% off the campaign’s current discount - that’s 60% off Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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story and it gets super deep at certain times. It's got a lot of everything. I love stories that have a little bit of everything, some deep stuff in it too. There's a lot of naughty shit in here because Kev is into gooning, which is like fucking edging himself out for like hours and hours on end. And he does that in bookstores with other guys. He's one of those guys that's not into guys at all, but he's into guys sucking his dick and he's been having guys suck his dick since the dawn of time. Okay. And at some point he was on Craigslist meeting up with guys. He started hooking up with one of his best friends. He talks about that eventually. He got married. He talks about the fact of how he brought it up to his girl. He talks about how she's okay with it and how he got a free pass. And he's like living his best life.

I mean, the story is so much more detailed than that. That's like the very quick story. story, how he wound up with the free pass, what he does with this free pass. He's also brought guys home and gotten down with them with his wife and he talks all about that too. And then he ends with this crazy story about a threesome that went down with her female cousin and him and her. Okay. He saved that one to last. But there's all those great stories in there. There's so many details. The story is super interesting. Like I said, it gets deep at times when you hear his whole life story. But you're going to love it. You're going to be jealous of him because Kev is a guy that was like honest and he talks about how he was honest and he gives advice on how to be honest with your girl if you are into these kind of things.

He talks about how it went down for him and how he wound up getting the free pass. It didn't happen overnight, okay? So he's got the real life story. So you're going to want to listen up. So I'm going to get right to it and be right back on with Kev. Hi, Kev. Welcome to the Strictly Anonymous podcast. How are you today?

Not too bad. How are you doing? Good. So, Kav, you're like a lot of guys in that. kind of have, well, it's not so much a secret because your wife does know about stuff that you've done, but you've done a lot of guy-on-guy action stuff. But I'm assuming you consider yourself straight because you're married to a woman. I don't really know.

Yeah, yeah, I do. You're very into porn. I don't know, you just talked about something like, you know, you still go to bookstores and you love porn and you called it gooning. Like, what the fuck is a gooning, quote, unquote? What is that? So from what I understand, gooning is just like basically watching porn, but kind of getting lost in it. Gooning, at least for me, is like something I will do for like, and I'm not over exaggerating, like, eight hours. Yeah, I had a guy that would sext me sometimes, like dickpicks getting me to like engage and if I wasn't around.

like I would clock how long it was because you would see right you know what I mean and it was sometimes yeah hours and I'm like wow that's a little bit I mean you might call it gooning I might call it addiction because like what the fuck are you checking out for for eight hours who has the time I don't know like what are you escaping from I literally make time for it and it's not something I do like regularly it's here and there but yeah I mean it just I like to uh quote unquote ride the edge When I finally do release, it's incredible. Well, let's edge the episode, okay, and start from the beginning. We'll get to your edging and gooning and all this shit.

So let's get to the beginning. I know that you had some like masturbation stuff early on when you were younger with like stepbrothers and shit like that, right? Like when you're little, like I don't know. A lot of this kind of crazy stuff goes on without the kids really knowing. You know, these were like your stepbrothers? Yeah, definitely not blood-related stuff going on. here. Yeah, okay, got it. But you were like playing around and shit like that when you were little? How old? It kind of goes a ways back. I was like eight years old. My dad got married to a woman, yada, yada, I end up having a stepbrother. And, you know, we're sleeping on the floor or whatever. And all of a sudden, he just like touches my dick. And I, I'm like, what? I mean, not maybe a year.

year or two older than I am. Right. Okay. So I don't know, you know, prior to us meeting what his upbringing was like, but I had never experienced any of that before. He did. And that's unfortunate because the kids at eight or nine years old, you know, where do they get that behavior from?

I think it was maybe put on them from someone else because they don't know to do that at that age. You know, I have a young son, like, you know, maybe someone abused. him or something and now he's sexualized at such a young age. But yeah, that kind of like obviously made me curious and not too long after that I ended up finding some stuff around my dad's place. Like I don't know if you remember girls gone wild like when I first came out. A huge thing. My dad had those DVDs. So whenever I had, Whenever I had the opportunity, I'd pop them things in and enjoy the show.

That was like your porn. Oh, yeah, for sure. And this is all, again, this is all like sort of foreshadowing this like obsession with masturbation and masturbating and gooning, right? Oh, yeah, definitely. Right? I mean, you're doing this since like the dawn of time. I know.

How old are you now, by the way, Kev? I'm 31. Yeah, you're young. But somehow, you go. on to Craigslist and we're selling your dick, okay, for guys, or something like that. Now, you must have been really young at the time because Craigslist, like, came and went a while's back. Like, you know, um, so how old were you when you were going on to Craigslist? So probably like 15, 16. Oh, my God. I know, right? Um, yeah. But prior to that, I was on like, what were these sites where you could,

It was like Omigal. I think it was Omigal. It was like random chat rooms where you could get on there. And I really like, I guess you can call me an exhibitionist. I really love people watching me. I don't really like seeing who's watching me, but just knowing that I'm being watched is really hot to me. So I would get on those websites. And then I ended up finding Craigslist and, you know, that little backpage section on there.

and pretty much listing myself, just like, I don't know how to say it. Like, I was okay with getting my cock sucked, but if I could get paid while doing it, that was even freaking better. You had like a money kink kind of thing, like someone knowing that someone's like paying you for it as like a kink or makes it hotter to you. I mean, some women have that too. You don't have to be an escort, right? Like, you're not really escorting.

It's just that that exchange made it like a fantasy kind of thing. It just made it easier for me to do, I guess. You justified it? Yeah, like bottom line, I don't really care who's getting me off or how I'm getting off. But I'm 100% like not into guys, not the dicks, not into any of that. And it's funny because I listen to a lot of your podcasts. I've found you a while ago, just been listening. But there's so many guys that come on here and they're like, you know, I'm straight,

but I like sucking dick. And it's like, I don't know about that. Whereas I kind of am curious about your opinion because I don't like sucking dick. I don't even like seeing other people's dicks while they're sucking me off or playing with me or whatever the case. So like, how would you categorize that? Is it still like... No, let me question you like Judge Judy here. Okay, so like, if you could, if there were like two people on the street, you know, like a guy and a girl and either one of them is going to suck your dick.

Would you go for the girl or like, are you going for the guy because there's just, it's just easier to get a guy to suck your dick and you like for someone to suck your dick. So it's just kind of like you'll take anyone, but guys are just like readily available. I mean, it's very rare you're going to find some girl on Craigslist or where. whatever is the equivalent nowadays, that's just like on there looking to suck cock, right? Right. Women aren't like that. You know,

I mean, and if they are like that, they've been on my show and I could give you their numbers. But, I mean, it's very rarely, you're going to find that girl.

But you are going to find a lot of guys that want to suck a dick. That's for sure. Right. You're just taking it from the guy because you like blow jobs? Yeah, absolutely.

I like pleasure. And it really doesn't matter to me who is coming from or how I'm getting it. And, 10 out of 10 times if I'm receiving pleasure, whatever, from a guy, I am not focused on him and what he's doing to me. I'm watching porn. That's where my focus is. And what kind of porn are you watching? Like guy and girl porn? Yeah, I'll venture into the trans girl porn too. I've realized here recently that I would be told

down to fuck a trans girl. But aside from that, yeah, it's just gone girl porn. Yeah, but let me just ask you this. Okay, I'm going to question you some more. And then I have an explanation for what I think is going on with you. But let me ask you this.

Like, with the trans porn, isn't like a part of the hotness of that, like the fact that it's like a chick with a dick? Like, it is, isn't it like the fact that she's got a cock, even, but you say you don't like it? Like, why trans women if you really don't like? dick at all? So I guess from my viewpoint is when I'm watching trans porn, I'm almost envisioning that as myself.

Like I can imagine how good that feels and that makes me feel good. You know what I mean? Who are you in this scenario, the girl or the guy? The trans woman or the woman getting fucked or the guy getting fucked by the trans woman? Like who are you in the scene? I can be both. And what kind of trans porn is this? A trans woman fucking a girl or a trans woman fucking a guy?

Trans woman fucking a girl, typically. Okay, so in that scenario when you say I'm looking at it and I'm just envisioning that it's me and I'm enjoying it, you're picturing yourself as both people in this scenario? So when it's a trans girl fucking a woman, it's more so, I mean, in that situation, I'm not. not necessarily imagining myself as either. I'm just enjoying the fact that, like, it's a dick on a woman. Right, like the naughtiness, the dirtiness of it, the raunchiness of it. Yeah, it's just hot.

Like, when you're in that mode, you're like anything. You're into, you're a hedonist. Like, I mean, two sets of tits and a dick, but no guy. That's awesome. Right, right, right. It's just the novelty of it, the craziness. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got it.

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started out on Amigo, then I ended up on Craigslist, and I had to have been at least 16 at the time because I had my license and I would drive to these people's places that would contact me or whatever. Yeah, it's kind of crazy you were doing that at that age. I know. Okay, so looking back, I'm just,

I don't know, at the time I didn't look at them as perverts or quote unquote child molesters because, you know, I'm under age. But you think you're old at that age. I know, I get it. I was that age. But you think you're like 30.

But if you look at it, if you Google, you're like a 16 year old and you look at the pictures of them, you're going to be like, wow, I was like that young. But even when you're that young, you feel like you're fucking, you know, old. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, especially when you get your driver's license, you got a car, you know, the world is at your fingertips.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably met some guys that are in jail now because they, they, because those were guys that were, like, hitting up really young guys. I mean, you were maybe the oldest one they got, but, you know, that's kind of fucked up. It is kind of fucked up, looking back, and looking back to all the situations I put myself in. I mean, I would, you know, drive these people's houses and just go in. like nothing could possibly go wrong. Yeah, and you're lucky nothing did because you could have wound up on a Dateline episode for

sure. 100% and I love Dateline. Just putting out. That's probably what like that part of you that was like a risk taker. I love the, I don't know, the mystery. You know, you really were putting yourself in dangerous situations. But again, when you're that young, you're not really thinking in those terms. I remember I was young.

Like, think about all the crazy shit you do when you're younger. Like you would never do that when you get older. You know, we all, and I think you don't even think about the consequences. You're not thinking, oh, I could get murdered or whatever, you know. You're not wise enough yet. Yeah, I think because of all the crazy stuff that I did in my younger days, I am so cautious nowadays. Right. I don't know that one has anything to do with the other.

You're just a cautious person now that you got like your brain is fully formed. You know, you're like an amoeba until you're like 30 as far as I'm concerned. So, you know, it just takes a while. to get fully formed and you're just a cautious person, but that doesn't mean that you were going to be cautious at 16. I don't think so. So you're doing all this crazy stuff. Now, is this all a secret?

Is this all a secret? I know that you have a best friend that you start playing around with you. Is he like the only other person that knows what's going on with you when you're at that age? Nobody knows like what I'm up to. My best friend at the time is the only one that knows. like I'm open to letting him suck my cock, I guess. It started out. We would hang out in my garage and rent, back on Red Box was a thing, rent movies,

and just chill out there. I'd take back cans from my mom's house and buy us some snacks or whatever. And we'd just chill out there. Well, it ended up at some point. Porn got played. Maybe it was a movie that showed some tities or something like that. But ended up porn coming on. And, you know, he starts masturbating.

I start masturbating. And next thing I know, he's sucking my cock. And I just like, I'm like, all right, this feels pretty nice. So I'm not going to stop you. Yeah, listen, you're not like the first and only guy that has this shit going down in high school. There's a lot of like circle jerks going down, guys masturbating with each other, five guys doing stuff in the locker room. Like, I've heard it all. And even not just on my show with guy friends and, you know, in guy conversations with guys.

Like there's a lot of this stuff that goes down that nobody knows about. But it's happening with guys in high school. Oh, yeah, definitely. You know? I just was never, I never like crossed that line to where I was. fucking dick or even touching their dicks. Like, it was just always me being pleasureed. And I loved it, regardless of who was giving it to me.

Right. Well, Dr. Joe Cort would say that there's sexual orientation and erotic orientation. And sexual orientation is like what you're into, you know, when it comes to, like, relationships and stuff. And then erotic orientation is like, just like what you're into. when you're fucking hot and horny, you know? And so for all those guys that call up and say, I'm not into guys at all.

I don't ever look at guys or think of guys, but every now and then I'll suck a dick, and they might suck a dick in the middle of a fucking orgy or something, or you would fall into this category, sorry to say. Those are just people that, like, when in the mood and in the act, their erotic orientation is to just do whatever. Like you said, like you'll get into the trans thing. You'll get into guys.

You'll suck a dick, but you're not into like any of those. things maybe I don't know but when you're a hot and horny you are and that would be like your erotic orientation okay that makes sense yeah because I used to think like you you know I had so many guys calling into the show and saying I'm not into guys but I suck dick and I'd be like but a dick is a part of a guy so obviously you are into guys like I didn't understand it for a long time until this guy went viral on TikTok who's and he's gay and you know every gay guy wants to believe that every guy is gay, right? Oh, for sure.

But he's here to say, and he's like a Ph.D., really smart guy. He's like a psychologist, and he went viral on TikTok because he was like, you can suck a dick. A guy can suck a dick and not be gay or buy or anything and still be straight, you know, and there was a lot of backlash. And of course, that's why he went viral. And then I had him around on a show. And when he explained it, it made a lot of sense.

You should have listened to his episode. I've repeated it many times on my show. It's like super informative and it really explains. Blains people like you as well as the guys that you don't even understand, even though you're getting your dick sucked by guys. You're not understanding the guys that are suck a dick. But same shit. They're just like you. They're not into guy. I mean, some of them are. Some of them are bisexual. Some of them are gay, but some of them are just like you. But that's like your thing. So you're like meeting guys on Craigslist. Now during this time and everything, are you like hooking up with chicks too? Oh, yeah, for sure. Right. I was a womanizer. Most definitely. Really? Oh, yeah. I had no intentions of ever settling down. So how did you get settled down? You have a wife at 31 that's pretty young to get married. I'm sorry, say that again? Like you're, how did you get settled down then? You're, you know, you're married at 31. So, you got so on pregnant? That's crazy. That's pretty much what happened. I went to a party one night. And, you know, met this woman who was like the first woman that I couldn't get to give it to me that night.

Okay. And so it was kind of like a challenge. Like I had to work for it a little bit. And so eventually, you know, it happened. And then maybe a month later, she was like, hey, I'm pregnant. And I'm like, all right, cool. We're together now. And we've been together ever since.

We've been together for 13 years, been married for four, four years. Mm-hmm. Now, did you remain faithful to her all those years? Oh, yeah. Okay, let me backtrack a little bit. In the beginning, in the beginning, no. I was definitely not faithful. But I, you know, still young, dumb, had some grown-up to do.

And thankfully, she stuck with her. me throughout my stupidness and you know we're we're in a great place we got four kids got on place like life is life is good i couldn't imagine uh that i could get any luckier especially with her knowing my history and actually being okay with it to the point to where we've had uh times where we would invite somebody over a guy to suck my dick with her. Okay, before we get to all of that, what I want to know is how, like, that point where you go from being like young and dumb and fucking all these people and cheating on her, like, what happens or why or when did the light bulb go off that you stopped?

Like, was there a reason? Did you just grow up one day? Like, did something happen? How does a womanizer go from being like a, a twilighter? go from being like a cheater to totally faithful. So a little more back history. I also used to get into a lot of trouble, spent my fair time in jail and on probation and all that good stuff.

It was when my daughter was born, because that was my first child, was my little girl. I call her my saving angel. Yeah. It was literally like this light switch inside. of me just kind of flipped and I haven't been in trouble since. I haven't cheated since. I I don't know. That just kind of did it for me. Considering my upbringing and all the crap that I've

been through, I always told myself that if I ever did have kids, that I would be better than my environment. Yeah, I love that. I'm so glad I asked that question. That's like a really powerful, beautiful story. And so interesting because a lot of people would be like, you know, if they know someone that's with a guy like you, they'd be like, don't ever have a fucking baby with that guy because that guy is always going to be a scumbag. He's going to, you know, but that baby changed your whole life. And listen, it's not the movies. That's not going to happen all the time. But it did happen to you. And I love that. That's a major. Like, that little soul came in and changed your life. Even talking about now, I

get emotional because I don't know where I would be had this particular series of events not happen. There were really only two options for me and I was dead or in jail the way that I was going so I'm very thankful.

Oh, I love that. How old's your daughter now? She's 11. Yeah, that's major. I love that. Like I said, I'm so glad I asked the question because that's an amazing story and like I said, it's probably not a lot of people's story but I love that that story exists when it just shows that just because you think a certain person is a certain way. You know, someone could completely change the game and people do change all the time.

A lot of people are always like, oh, people don't change. I'm like, no, people actually do fucking change. And they should change. And that's what like life is all about. And the fact that you went from like being so bad and like you said, like one step away from like, you know, being killed or in jail for the rest of your life to completely changing your life and being the exact opposite for so many years that you're never going back. is amazing. Oh, yeah. It's amazing. Yeah. And it shows that it's possible. Yeah, that's major. I love that. I'm like I said, I'm so glad I asked the question because that's an amazing story. And like I said, it's probably not a lot of people's story, but I love that that story exists. And it just shows that just because you think a certain

person is a certain way, you know, someone could completely change the game and people do change all the time. A lot of people are always like, oh, people don't change. I'm like, no, people actually do fucking change. And they should change. And that's what like life is all about. And the fact that you went from, like being so bad and like you said, like one step away from like, you know, being killed or in jail for the rest of your life to completely changing your life and being the exact opposite for so many years that you're never going back is amazing. Oh, yeah. It's amazing.

Yeah. You know, and it shows that it's possible. My daughter and as well as my other kids, I mean, they're my best friends. We're so open and honest with each other and just have this relationship that I never had and kind of always wanted. with my parents and like you were talking about you know people can't change and stuff i've had pretty much all my family abandoned me based off of that theory and now it's like look at me look what i did you were wrong and did they all come back and like do they say cop to like holy shit like we can't believe it you made us realize that we were wrong a couple of them but for the most

part i'm just like you know you weren't there with me when I was down. Yeah. I don't really feel like you necessarily deserve this person to me. I don't know if that's like selfish or wrong, but she's going to have to feel. I mean, I don't know what the history is and, you know, and we don't have time to go there because we're going to get back to the rest of it. No, but I mean, listen, I could go there. I love that kind of stuff too, though.

Like, you know, I understand. So, I mean, I'm obsessed with psychology and all that stuff. But if that's how you feel now, that's how you feel now. You have your own family, you know, you're in a totally different. place and I give you massive credit and I love that part of your story. So now at what point do you tell your girl like did she always know about all the guy stuff? No, she definitely didn't always know. It was probably like a few years and it's not something where I just like came straight out and just dropped this massive bomb on her. But there's a little hint here and there. And honestly, it wasn't

until maybe a few years ago to where I was just like straight up and like hey this is what has happened in my life you know my best friend well guess what he's been sucking my cock on and off so I mean I kind of dropped a bombshell but I prepared her for it in a way and And, you know, to my surprise, she was like, you know, that's who you are. And I'm totally fine with that. I still love you. And it's to the point to where now, like, I just got to be like, hey, babe, I'm going to go hit up the arcade tonight. Is that cool?

And she's like, yeah, it's fine. I'll see when you get home. I'm just like, oh, my God. Like, this is amazing. Yeah, it's almost like a dream for so many guys that are listening to your story. The fact that, like, you literally, I didn't know this because I don't remember this in your email, but like you literally have a free pass for guy on guy action when you want it like your girl has given you that yeah okay so let's get to the bookstore stuff like did you were you doing that before her

no i didn't even yeah i didn't even know about it uh for a long time and then i i don't even remember how but i like randomly stumbled across all i don't know if it was like redid or uh some of these side side visited but I found out that this it's I mean to the normal person it's just a sex store like they sell toys lingerie all that stuff but if you you know you go up to the counter and be like hey I want to go to arcade and you know they charge you as like 12 bucks or something like that and then they print you out a receipt with a little coat on it and then they let you in the the back room and you get your own little booth and I mean you can chill back there for till they close if if you feel like it and what do you do in there like give me a rundown

of like a regular day for you in the bookstore or the first time I don't know you just tell me so regular time and like I said this isn't something I do every time it's every few weeks So whenever I get that urge. But I'll go in there, close the door. And the walls, because it's like a cubicle kind of, and they got this like Futon thing with the TV in each room, and you can go through all types of channels and find the porn that turns you on in that moment. But so I'll go in there, close the door behind me, always lock it.

And I'll just find my porn and start stroking. And I don't know if you've heard of Poppers or not. Yeah, you have. I've listened to your episodes. You know what those are. Yeah. So I pretty much will inhale those throughout my edging session, gooning session, whatever you want to call it.

And that just kind of helps me to sink deeper into it. It really is like I'm escaping reality or my body or whatever. And I just, I just do that. And if I get close, I stop, stop stroking. And wait a minute and then start again. I will literally just keep myself on the edge. And meanwhile, I got people not only trying to get in my room, like you can hear the door rocking. Like, hey, unlock the door.

But I'll have people in the rooms next to me kind of like peek under the walls and just watch me. Only in a place where there's guy and guy action. Can people do that without being like without the cops being called? Yeah, 100%. No guy's going to be like, oh my God, someone's looking underneath. But if that happened to a girl, she'd be like, what the fuck? Oh, yeah, definitely. But I, like I said, I enjoy it.

I'm kind of an exhibitionist. Yeah, of course. Guys are pigs. They're just so different as all I'm saying. You know what I mean? Like it's funny. Like I'm just saying, like the shit that goes down between guys with other guys. Like if it happened with women, it would like, you know, like I said, the cops would be involved.

But there's so many scenarios like that I don't want guys where it's like hot. It's hot to you. Oh, yeah. I don't pay attention to them, but obviously I can see them out of my corner of my eyes or whatever. and I just stay focused and keep going. And that's the boon. How long will you stay in that booth? I mean, I've done probably eight to nine hours just in there.

Wow. You know, you take your little bath and break because you got to piss at a certain point, but go right back in and keep going. Now, how do other people get involved in your little session? Because that's like, gooning is like you're by yourself, you're edging yourself and everything. Like when do you like hook up with other guys in there and what goes down? So every once in a while, I will, especially being like super horny, super turned on and kind of in that head space, the guys, if they're like peeking under the door or something, I will, not under the door, but under the wall, I will go up. up to the wall and kind of crouch down by the wall, and they'll stick their hand under and start

playing with my cock while I'm watching porn. Right. And they'll, like, jerk you off. Oh, yeah. Okay. And I won't let them finish me off until, like, I'm ready. Right. Because I may not want it to end yet.

Now, are you always going there when you want a goon? Like, or are you ever going in there for a quickie or both? It's never really a quickie, no. Okay. They also have a theater, too. I know you know a little bit about that. Yeah, but you could tell me your experiences. Yeah, no, I just, so you go in there that it's not multiple screens.

It's just like one big-ass TV playing a particular type of porn. You can know what's being played in there because they have the, like, hey, this is what's being played in there. but I'll go in there and there'll be chairs set up like around the room and I'll just find a chair and sit there and anytime I go in there I'm like a little like nervous or whatever but it's like the porn gets to me and I'm just like fuck it I'm gonna pull my cock out and see what happens here. So for the most part, like, people will just watch, but you'll get those guys that will come up and be like, hey, got to play with it or suck it. And I'll say like seven out of ten times I turn them away because I'm really into being watched, but and showing myself off. And there are those times where I'm like, yeah, you can touch it, you can stroke it. And even fewer times, I'm like, yeah, you can suck it.

get me off. It's really hot being in front of people in doing that because not to get into too much detail, I guess, but I've never, I've always been told that I have a great cop. So it just makes it feel amazing. Like I love the attention and I guess the worshiping aspect of my dick. Like people just fucking love it. Right. Quick question. I have a lot of questions, but have you ever, I know that like you've really, you've gotten blown and, you know,

you really not into guys, but have you ever just like sucked dick or topped or bottomed with a guy or done anything like that? Nope. Absolutely not. Okay. So not even like when you're as horny as shit and like it lost in your goony world, like you're

never go, you never cross that line. I've never had the desire to know. I have, uh, recently beginning into like anal play with myself and my wife has been down to help me explore that world. Maybe it's it's your fault in your podcast and stuff. But I keep, I keep hearing these things about these prostate orgasms. Yeah. That sounds so fucking good. Let me, I want to experience that. So why listen to me? It's like squirting. Like I'm dying to squirt. ever.

That's what I hear. Yeah. So when like literally, like when I say in my better wellness ads or when I repeat the fact that like any guy that has called into my show like says they have a prostate orgasms like the best orgasm ever, I'm not fucking exaggerating. Like these guys are like it's crazy. It's like you'd never leave your house again if you experience. It's like an all overbody experience and very different to regular coming, you know? Right. So I get why you're going there.

And that doesn't mean anything. And like my whole thing with that kind of, you know, anal action and my thing of trying to remove the stigma is just because a guy is into that kind of play with himself doesn't mean anything. Doesn't mean that you're into guys or anything. It means you're into pleasure. You're a guy that's into pleasure. Why wouldn't you try that area, you know? Okay. So let's get to this stuff with your girl.

So like, did you have brought guys home or do you just have a free pass to go out and do stuff? No, we've invited guys over when, you know, We're obviously kid-free. We're at home hanging out. And what goes down during those times? And what goes down during those times? So we'll jump on, you know, we'll be sitting at home, drinking a little bit, playing with each other, having a good time.

And then we'll get to a point to where either she or myself are like, hey, would you be down or I would like to do this? And so we'll jump on sometimes it's grinder, sometimes it's this other, site called like sniffies. Yeah, I've heard of sniffies. And, you know, find a guy who's willing or who fits our particular situation. Like, we're not looking to do anything else. Just come over and help my wife get me off.

Right. So is there any fooling around with your wife and the other guy or does he get to touch her or anything? Like, what are your guys rules in those scenarios? So yeah, no, it's, I'm really the center of attention. She's her, him, and the focus is my cock. Like, they don't kiss. They don't nothing. So, like, I freaking love it.

But we've been talking a little bit. Like, I might be open to a little bit more. Like, maybe she's getting fucked while sucking me off. Like, we're still talking about that, seeing, like, hey, Is this something we actually want to do? Is there something that, like, I'm going to be okay with after it happens? Because in the moment, I'm like, man, I'd be hot. But you never know.

So we're taking it very slowly and making sure, you know, we're talking about everything and coming up with safe words just in case one of us is uncomfortable. We don't want to anything and regret stuff. Yeah, that's smart. Now, does she, is she, like, turned on? you with other guys? I think she's more turned on by

me being pleasure, like seeing me pleasure. Yeah, that's compersion. Yeah. It's just seeing you. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. And you might not have that. You don't know.

Yeah, I'm not sure. Like, I'm open to it. I just, I don't know. Like, I guess I have maybe, I don't know if it. insecurities and that could be part of the reason why I kind of put myself out there and like chowrums around Reddit or Omigo whatever to get that confidence that I'm kind of missing and so in a situation like that with my wife and getting fucked by

another guy a little part of me is worried like is she gonna like that more is she gonna be thinking about that next time we're fucking right i feel like our relationship is really great where i don't really need to worry about that and she's not looking for it right no not at all but does she have those three sons with you with the guys for you or is she kind of like into it too she's into it right she's like like to see you pleasure yeah yeah okay like she's naked in front of that guy does she like fuck you in front of that guy no uh so i've tried that but have that have been shut down in the moment and I don't want to make shit awkward so I just like immediately let it go. Of course, because she shuts it down. Yeah. So we have had those talks too and there have been times

which yes, I want to do it. It just hasn't happened yet. Yeah, I get it. I love that you're taking it slow. That's what super important. Listen, you know, you guys have been together for like a really long time. She was like a part of your life like at a very pivotal time like before and after. You know, which I think somebody like you will probably never forget, right? Like she can never be replaced. So I really believe like even if worst case scenario you did do something and it was like horrifying, like you would guys would be able to make it through. You know what I mean?

But I love that you're heeding the warning and you don't know. And so why go there? You know, there's no reason to. Let me ask you this because every guy that's listening is like, you know, wishing they could get a free pass. There's a lot of guys that are into this kind of action, right? But they're so afraid to bring it up or tell like, you know, how did. the free pass you could go to the bookstore whenever you want how did that come about and how did you

get that from her do you remember so the only thing that i can say is like take your time don't don't give it all away at once drop little hints here and there be very uh just kind of read the room like how she responds to it or whatever at least that's how it went from me and eventually i just got to the point to where i'm like you know what I don't think she's going to be disgusted with me if I bring this up. And once I did, she just kind of like, I don't know. I got lucky. Not everybody's going to find a woman as cool as mine, but she's very open to it.

And she understands, like, this is just something I like doing in my free time. And she allows it. Right. But do you remember the first time? Like, did she say to you, well, listen, if this is something that you're into and you want to do it every now and then I'd rather you not cheat and go do it or did you say is it okay for me to do it? You know, were you doing it anyway? I don't think so, right? Because you said you were not cheating on her or do you think not cheating is with women. Were you cheating on her with guys?

No, so I definitely asked for permission. Yeah. And so it wasn't always how it is right now. There were times, especially in the beginning where she's like, yeah, it's fun. And then I would go. and then a couple hours later, I'm getting a text, like, how come you aren't home yet and this and that? So when I would get home, she would be a little bit upset with me in the situation, I guess. But just going through that, communicating, talking about it, understanding each other, like where she's coming from, where I'm coming from, allowed us to get to where we are now. It wasn't like smooth sailing by any means. Yeah, I think that that's important to talk about, you know, because that's more real life, you know, because somebody, if I didn't ask those questions and you didn't explain it, people would just think that you said,

hey, can have a free pass? And she said, yeah, and you went and everything was great, you know, but that's not how it went. It went a little so. Like that first time you asked her if you could go. Do you remember like that first time? I don't, but I can guarantee you it was not like just, oh, year it's perfectly fine. It was probably more along the lines like,

why would you want to do that? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's wrong with me? Why don't you stay home? Because, I mean, we've definitely had those conversations. Like I said, it hasn't always been smooth sailing. The seas have been choppy. You know what I mean?

Well, of course, because, like, trust, you know, is not just given, right? Like, it has to be earned and you were like, oh, he's like this cheater. And now she's learning this whole other stuff. side of you and she doesn't, she's not in your head. It doesn't matter how close you guys are. You know, she has to, you know, come to terms with it too. Think about how long it came, it took for you to come to terms with stuff, right? About all this stuff, right? To understand it

and stuff. You still don't even understand it, right? You're asking me like, what the fuck does it? So how do you expect your girl to? You know, I say that with guys with fetishes, too. You know, it's just like you got to give your partner time to absorb it, right? Because it's like, so that makes sense that it took her time and stuff. But eventually she came to realize the truth of the situation and that is it doesn't mean anything. It has nothing to do with her and you, right? This is just something you have the itch for every now and then and you get to do it without

having to feel guilty about it, which is like amazing. Oh, it's absolutely amazing. And it's not so much just giving them time to absorb this side of you. It's also a lot. It's educating, yes, and a lot of reassurance. Yes, important. You have to let them know that you have no desire in anything other than her. Yeah.

And that, I mean, that definitely helps. And, you know, I watch a lot of porn. I do what I do. But it literally takes away nothing from how I feel about her. Like she could literally just like rub up against me and I am instantly rock hard. Right. And I will never like if it ever gets to a point to where I'm like, oh, I would rather do this, I'm shutting it down. Right.

Because she is the most important thing in my life. And I couldn't imagine this other life taking over in a sense. Yeah, of course. No, no, no, you're just smart for that. Yeah, yeah, I get it. Yeah, no, I think that like that is so I'm so glad you brought that up because a little reassurance goes a long way. And for some reason, and it doesn't really make sense because typically like when you're partnered up with somebody else, you're on the same team. But so many times like couples are like against each other. I mean, like they don't want to give the other person what they fucking need or want. Like it's like weird, you know, because all you got to do is give that other person reassurance and a lot of it. And that goes so far, you know. Like look at look at what. you have, right? And because you understand and have given her that reassurance.

She knows, right? And you reassure her all the time. Like she knows that she is the most important. She knows that no matter what you do, it doesn't take away from her, correct? That's important. Absolutely. Yeah, that's amazing. And does she have questions when you come back now or is she pass that?

She doesn't even care anymore? No, it's pretty much like a don't ask. don't tell type of situation. But I'll come home because I'll say like eight out of ten times. I won't allow myself to come there. I will come home and I will I'll fuck her. She's the one that that gets me in that situation. Oh, so she knows that.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. So she's like she gets the benefits. She reaps the rewards of all that gooning. Yeah, for sure. Oh, my God. And, like, how many times, like, do you get that itch once a month, once every three months, two times a month?

Like, what does that itch come on you? Like, how often now? I'd probably say about once a month, maybe once every few weeks. Yeah, that's not bad. And I bet you anything that if, you know, you were not allowed to do it and you were, like, a lot of these other guys that had to keep it on the deal, it might be more frequent. Because I think, like, what you resist persist, like, you kind of, like, you kind of, like, or free to do whenever you want, right?

Yeah. I think that that makes it, it gives people more moderation, I don't know, in their life for some reason. Yeah, it's like an outlet, knowing that you can do it whenever you want, not necessarily taking advantage of that. I could see, like, if I was restricted, yeah, I mean, every time she leads to go to the grocery store or something, I would be in there, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, exactly.

And yeah, that's what I believe. I think that when you have that freedom to do it, it's less consuming, right? It's not all consuming. Like, you know, I mean, listen, it is a little crazy that you sometimes are gooning for eight hours. I mean, that's a little consuming, you know. Do you think that's like, do you get in those moods like when you're like stressed out or something? Or do you think it's just about like that pleasure feeling and just keeping it and it? And it's not that deep.

That's all it's about. I mean, it's, it's definitely about, like, kind of just freeing myself from, yeah, I mean, daily stresses. I mean, I got four kids. I work 95. I mean, I make decent money, but there's still stresses. Yeah. So, I mean, it's a lot about the enjoyment and the pleasure and the satisfaction, but also it's definitely a release. Yeah. And now, you never have the urge to be with other women, correct? And you don't have a free pass for that, correct? No, no, no. I mean, one man wouldn't love to have a threesome, but no, I would never go behind her back to hook up with another woman because, I mean, my woman is, she's, I tell her all the time, I'm like, man, you were literally built for me. Like, she, she got the ass, she got the perfect titties, and she's had four kids. And I've seen, and no disrespect to, other women who have had children, but she's, she's still got the nice stomach, the nice body.

Like, it's incredible to me. Yeah, that is amazing. She's lucky. She didn't get stretch marks or anything like that. Yeah, no. She was made for me, like, straight up. So I have no desire for other women. And does she ever, like, so she has no desire to be with a woman either?

Like, has she ever brought up, like, that she's into anything crazy or she's basically happy with what you guys got uh no we've definitely talked about uh threesomes with other women and stuff like that there was one time i don't know how much time we have but we actually like a five more minutes yeah we actually did uh go through with a threesome and i don't know if i should whatever it was uh actually her cousin it was one a good story i know right maybe we should have got into that earlier but uh you can tell me that now it now it's it's a good way to end your story or this is like the end of the gooning right we edged out now we're gonna right climax here with your story you go you called it in the beginning yeah i love it but yeah so

her cousin was over and i mean they've always been closed and whatnot uh but you know we're all drinking hanging out music's playing they're dancing and it just kind of turned into that. Like, my wife started twerking on me, and then she's like, let me try or something. My wife was like, all right, fine. And this is probably the alcohol. It's definitely the alcohol speaking. So then that happens. She starts dancing on me. And then things kind of turn up. Like, now they're topless. And we take things to the bedroom. And, you know, I start fucking my wife. And now I'm fucking her cousin, which is my cousin-law is fucking crazy. And I never thought in a million years that that would happen.

And then the next day, there was a little regret more so on her part because I'm just like, yes, this finally happened. Regret on your wife's part? Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like not like to a point to where she's like, I hate myself or anything like that. But she's just kind of like, what did I do? And that all passed. And there was another night. And this is where things kind of like took a turn for the worse.

Her cousin's over. We're all drinking again and stuff like that. But I'm sitting outside thinking I was smoking a cigar or something like that. And her cousin comes out there and she's sitting by me. And she's like kind of complaining about her life and situation. how she can't find a guy and stuff. And at one point, she's like, I would risk it all for you. And I'm just like, girl, yeah.

And where's your wife at this point? I mean, she's inside. And so, yeah, no, she crossed the line for sure. But I was just like, because I know her history. I've known her for 13 years. So I've seen her relationships. I've seen her life. I've seen.

And I just, I'm like, uh-uh, gosh. I'm not interested. Like, you're a little too much unstable and crazy for me. And I'm not looking to just like, I love taking care of my wife because she takes care of me. But I ain't trying to just be a part of that. So I end up telling my wife that that transpired. And yeah. So that was the end of that.

And they don't talk anymore. Yeah, that's tough because, I mean, she, listen, She obviously has issues because she's boundary list to like kind of hit on her cousin's guy. I mean, I know that like her cousin offered you up to her. But still, you know, for her to sort of behind her back then be like copping feelings just shows you she's a little bit of a mess. But listen, you guys are young still, right? I'm sure at this time this girl's like in her 20s, right? I don't know.

Oh, yeah. I mean, she's my age. She's 31. 32. Yeah, but when did this happen? How old were you guys when this happened? I mean, this was like a year ago. less than... Oh, okay.

Yeah. Well, she better get her shit together. A hundred percent. She needs to get her shit together. Right. She's very... Yeah. She's got issues.

But listen, you know, you of all people could understand that there's always, you know, anyone could change. You did. She might one day, but like I get why you guys don't talk to her. But, you know, I still appreciate the story at the end and what a great way to end it. You know, you did the right thing. I think you did the right thing by telling your wife, too, because that bitch might have told your wife.

and if you didn't, it would have been a problem for you too. Yes, yes. I definitely thought about that. And, I mean, I felt bad because I knew how close they were, how close they had been. And, you know, there was a period where I was like, man, this is all my fault. I feel like I kind of started all this. And then I destroyed it by telling the truth. But I couldn't limit myself not telling her.

No, you did the right thing. Because that might have come out from the- You got to be honest. Yeah, and if you didn't tell her and you kept it, you know, know, and I would have understand why you did because you didn't want to ruin their relationship, you know, but if your wife found out from her because she got sloppy one day and said something, and then your wife knew that you knew and never told her, you would be the one in the fucking doghouse. Do you know what I mean?

Oh, yeah. So you had no choice but to come clean and you did the right thing, you know, for sure. And that's probably why your wife trusts you. That's why I got the free pass. That's why every guy's jealous of you. I love your story. What do we call you Kev, right? Kev from Shameless?

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That's at Strict Anonymous. And if you want to sign up for my Patreon, you're not only supporting my show, but you're going to get all of these episodes early and ad free. You're going to get anonymous picks of all of my guests. Most of the girls send me in anonymous, hot picks of them. and some of the guys are sending me in anonymous picks as well. You also get access to my private Discord where people are getting super naughty. If you sign up for my Discord, you could post whatever you want and talk to my other listeners. To sign up for my Patreon, just go to patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. That's patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast.

The links and everything else I spoke about are all in the description. Thanks so much for listening.