Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1059 - GIRL TALK: Rate her P****!, her Biggest Squirt Yet, Dick Pic Critiques and More w/Layla

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Layla from the Curious Girl Diaries called in to rate someone’s p****, discuss her biggest squirt yet, critique dick pics and discuss a whole lot more. Tune in to hear all the details including the super hot sex Layla just had with her new guy and all the naughty things they did, how he got her to squirt more than she ever has, how and why eye contact during sex is the best, how Layla loves when her guy cuts inside her and how she got her guy to do it, how she is great at dirty talking during sex and why that’s key, the couple she hooked up with who want her back as a throuple and how she feels about it, how and why you should never try to lock a unicorn down, hear her and Kathy rate Erica’s pussy, why she loves my Discord channel so much and what’s going down there, all the dick pics in the dick pic channel and which one is Layla’s fave, nipple size and how it varies plus a whole lot more. You can find Layla here: https://www.thecuriousgirldiaries.com/ **To see hot pics of LAYLA'S GUY plus ERICA'S PICS WE DISCUSS plus see pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://butterwellness.com/ For 20% off your Butter Wellness perineum massager use code STRICTLY https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://beducate.me/march2025 Use code anonymous to get an additional 10% off the campaign’s current discount - that’s 60% off Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But if you do really love my show, write something nice and tell me how you feel about my show because I love hearing from my listeners. Okay, today I have on Layla, Leila from The Curious Girl Diaries, and we're having a fun Convo, we were just going to like rape Pussies and Dicks on this episode. We were going to do a whole Rate My Pussy thing and I had people sending me in Picks, but then Laila

got on the call at me and was like, oh, I'm so tired because I got fucked so hard last night I was like, oh my God, so the first 25 minutes of this episode is her and her dirty, naughty details about what she did last night with a new guy. And Lila never disappoints. I was like,

wow, you're like a really good dirty talker. Probably in bed. She's like, yes. Because on the podcast, when she describes everything, she does it like really well. So she talks first. We talk first about her whole hot experience with her new guy. And she goes into intense detail about that. And then we do do a rate her pussy thing. We were going to do it with a bunch of pictures.

But then I'm like, that's not really going to translate to a podcast. So we just rate Erica's pussy. You all know Eric on my show. She's like a fucking 10. She thinks she thinks she might have a line vagina. We talked about line vagines. I learned about line vagines on a previous episode. One of my sexual health Saturday episodes about labioplasty.

I found out about the term line vagina and, or line gine. And Erica thought she had one. So she sent me in a couple picks of her pussy and me and Leila raided. And we talk all about raiding pussies. And then we go into my discord because we're looking for a pick of Erica. And, you know, Layla gets distracted. there's a lot of naughty stuff going on my Discord and we talk all about that. It's a fun episode. It's always fun when I talk to Layla. Everyone always loves my episodes with Layla.

You're going to enjoy it and then you're going to probably want to sign up for my Discord because like I said at the end we do talk a lot about all the hot and naughty stuff that's going down in there and then we talk about a whole contest I'm going to be running over there. So stay tuned for that at the end. Anyway, the link to my Patreon to get into my Discord is in the description. But Anyway, I'm going to be right back on. Oh, and the pussy picks that I'm that were critiquing of Erica are going to be in my Discord. So that's where you'll have to sign in to see them. But you still, we, we explain them enough if you don't join that you'll still enjoy it. So anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Layla. Hey, Layla. Welcome back to the strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? I'm tired. I know. I just got to say I was like saving for the podcast. The minute I got I just got to tell everybody that the minute I got on. with you just now before you're like, oh, I'm so tired. I got so fucked last night. I was like, oh my God, save it for the podcast.

I know you're like, don't tell me now. Save it. Yes. I don't like to have anything not taped. I'm like, who fucked you? Like I still have, now I have questions. We are though going to talk about pussies and different. And we're going to rate someone's pussy and I might rate your pussy.

I don't know. We're going to be talking about a lot of different things. But let's just talk about your night last night. Let's kick it off. I don't know why not because you're like fucking tired. I hope you're going to be. to rate some pussies on the show. Oh, yeah.

No, I can, I'll be hell to rate some pussies. And actually, I'll probably have a better perspective on it since mine was just totally used last night. And it's like, it's blown out. I mean, you know that feeling, you know that feeling, right, where you've just been fucked all night long and you're exhausted the next day, but you're euphoric as well. But I'm, let's like, I don't know if I want to sleep or masturbate or go back for seconds. I mean, I just don't know. Oh, my God. I don't feel I've been fucked recently, like hard, you know, like from behind kind of good.

Yeah. But like not like that. No, I haven't had that in a while. Is it a new guy? It's, he's kind of new, the Russian. Yeah. I mean, we went, I'm not kidding you, Kathy. So let's see.

Let me think about this. When do we start? We, I think we started around 5 o'clock at 8.30 at night. I was like, I felt like it was 11 o'clock. And I'm like, oh, my God. And I knew, like, I can't go home at 8.30. so I stayed and we fucked it out some more. Oh my God, that's fun.

That's like, like, you know, that reminds me of the good old days when I was younger. I still have like a young kid so I can't like fuck for five hours. You know what I mean? Like I just, like those days are still over for me until my kid like moves out of the high. You know, I don't know. Like, why don't I going to have that time? But, you know, I remember those days when I was younger and had all the time in the world and you just, we would have like naked.

Me and my boyfriend, Big Dick Nick would have like naked Sundays and we'd just be naked the whole day and we just like fuck all day long. Like you did it from five to what to what time? 11.30. Oh my God. Did you get fucked in the ass? No, I didn't get fucked in the ass. But every angle, like I worked it on top.

I mean, I really like, and he was, it was vigorous. I mean, he was sweating at one point, at one point, the sweat just dropped right. like where you don't want it right in the corner of your eyeball it hit me his sweat dropped right in the corner of my eyeball by my nose and I'm like if I open my eye right now the salt from his sweat is going to get in my eye and I just kept it closed and I didn't care I'd like what I must have looked awful right one eye closed one open but I just I had to I wanted to watch what was going on it was so fucking hot he must like you he must like you banged you out and was like putting up a sweat it's just

like I always say to guys too, like if a guy's like, oh, this girl gave me the worst blowjob. I'm like she probably doesn't like you because I'm sorry. I think like, you know, when girls really like a guy, they try hard. And I feel like if a guy really likes a girl, he's going to want to fuck her till he sweats in her face. I mean, like, how hard was he fucking you that he's like sweating all over you? It's kind of gross. But I feel like maybe that means he just really likes you like he was going for it. No, I think it does. I'm not kidding. Because like we were, we were like little animals. I mean, we were frenzied. It was fabulous. I love that. And he, you know, he was even doing some of the special moves where he's like on top of me, just like pumping in and out, but like with no,

just putting his hands down, almost like doing pushups into my pussy. Oh, my God. Does he have a big death? Because it's, it's, it's, I wouldn't say like where you go, oh my God, it's huge. It's perfect. It's actually just perfect. It's, just right. It's the Goldie Cox effect. It's not too big, not too small. Oh, it's just right. It's just right. And I'm not kidding. So like every angle he was working and then like even when I was on top, you know when a guy pulls you across his dick, the shaft, just like up and down and up when you're on top and he just grabs your hips and drags you back and forth really fast? Oh my God. And I also So exploded with one of the biggest squirts of my life.

I mean, I don't even know. Do I know that you could squirt? Do you squirt all the time or this was like a rare thing? Just no, I can squirt. Well, the guy's fingers, a guy can make me squirt. But on his dick, you really have to be good. There's only been one other guy that can make me squirt on his dick consistently. And the Russian is.

excellent at it like he's the second guy that could just I don't know he it's his dick it's it's magic I don't know I think you like him too it feels really good oh I do like him he's so much fun

he's so much fun I don't know he it's his dick it's magic I don't know what's I think you like him too it feels really good oh I do like him he's so much fun

he's so much fun he's so much fun fun. We go and do stuff. You know, we go to dinner. He likes to do fun things and he's hilarious. He's got that that great sense of humor. He is so fucking funny. But we make each other laugh,

like belly laugh. You know, like so in between all the fucking we're belly laughing, watching, sometimes we take a break and watch whenever's on TV. We're watching that 90 day fiancee show. Oh my God, that's fun. I love it. Oh my God. That's my, I want to date him.

I always say like the number one thing that I look for in a guy is like he's got to watch my Bravo shows with me. Like, you know, my, my TV. He would totally watch the Bravo shows with you. He's so much fun. Oh, my God. Like, I really do. I like him. I'm like, please, please don't go sideways on me.

Just hang in there. Be a good friends with benefits. Even today we're supposed to go. He, you know, text me before I got on with you. And he's like, let's go. Are we going to go do this and that today? I'm like, oh, my God. Yes.

Can you just say something different? And then we're going to get to the pussy talk and stuff. And I do want to hear about your squirt again because you just kind of went off topic. You were talking about the biggest squirt you had with him. But could you not just say I want him to be a great friend with benefit? Like, why don't you say like maybe you want to make him more than that, no? I don't. No?

No. Oh, you know, you wouldn't like him to be like a boyfriend? I feel like I've been on this. this journey with you and we have talked about you about like wanting an actual relationship and not, you know, and I remember, you know, maybe like six months ago you thinking you were more looking for something like that. You know what I mean? So I was just like, oh, maybe this is a guy that could be like a contender in that way because it sounds like you guys, it's not just chemistry in the bedroom. It's chemistry out of the bedroom too, which is rare. I mean, that's, you know, those are the

kind of people you might fall for more than a booty call. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I don't, the jury's out on that. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just having, it's just new right now, you know, so it's very fun and I don't want to try to. You won't chinks it if you say that you want something. People think that it's not true. Put too many labels on it.

Yeah, you don't have to. He sounds like he likes you too anyway. I'm just saying like, I hope it becomes more than a booty call because I do think like you were ready for a relationship and this guy actually sounds really promising. And I feel like if I had him on the call, he'd be like, she gave the best head. And I'd be like, oh, that means she likes you. I did give really good head and really good hand jobs. He's like, he's like, I really want another one of those long hand jobs.

Because I, he loves the eye contact. Like he will fucking stare you in the eyes. There is no breaking. He doesn't break his focus. He doesn't get weird about it. You don't either. No, I don't either. That's the weird thing.

That makes me, freaks me out. Like, I can't do that, but I think that that is key to being like the biggest, greatest person in bet. That's what it is. So that's what makes it so good because while we're staring each other in the eyes, you're feeling everything that's going on in your body and the orgasms. And you put the eye contact on there and it's just like, oh my God, this guy's blow in my mind. Wow.

I can't even stare at you when we're recording a podcast. You've seen me. You've seen me. You know what I look like. I know you, but I can't even, I can't like. I just get way too much information for people's faces. It would just like totally like take me out of the sex. Like I do not like to stare at somebody when I'm.

But I know that people love that. Like you like that as a girl. And listen, I know guys fucking love that. But you like when he's staring at you back. Yes. I love it. Yeah. Yes.

I love it. Because then I know he's right there with me. Like it's like yeah. No, I love it. Yeah. Just I mean, the eye contact is normally something like you don't want. But no, no, no. No, no.

No, no. I don't think that's true. I don't think that that's true. I think most people do. I am like a weirdo. Like I said, I don't like, like to me, I feel like I feel so much more comfortable talking to people on my show and getting things out of them. And it's because I'm not looking at them and they're not looking at me.

There's something about not looking at someone that sometimes you could feel the most comfortable. So I think some people, at least I feel more uncomfortable if someone's like fucking staring me down in the middle of sex like that. And I don't even, and I honestly, this just makes me sound terrible in bed. and you sound like great in bed. Like you're like, you know, I sound like a one in bed because I'm like, I don't even really like to go on top because then you're like center of attention and they really are staring at you. I think that's why I never, that was never really like my preferred position. I love it.

Of course. I know most girls do. He makes it so much fun because the, and again, with the eye contact, the way he's looking at me, like, you know, when you feel someone just like absolutely turned on by everything you're doing and they're just watching you and taking it all in. I don't like that. I fucking love that. Oh, my God, no. I love that.

Yes, I love the attention. Like, I want to be the star of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should be. I mean, the girl is, like, you know, I think that that's super hot. I think, I don't know how guys I've always thought I'm so good and bad. I don't know what I do that makes up for all these things that I don't do. You must have their blowjob skills.

I do, yeah, because I'm like, you know, but I'll give good blowjobs even to guys I don't like because I'm just a competitive bitch, but most girls are as competitive as I am. So I always think if a guy gets a bad blowjob is probably because the girl doesn't fucking like you. You know what I mean? Because, you know, she's not trying her. It's true. No, yeah, I agree. I agree with you.

If you get a bad blowjob from her, she doesn't like you. Same thing with a guy, like a guy, if a guy doesn't wait for you to come, he doesn't fucking give a shit about you. You know what I mean? But if a guy likes you, he's going to want to make you come like five times. He's going to wait. He's going to be putting sweat in your eyeballs like Leila. I can't remember. I remember what I was going to tell you, Kathy.

I remember what I was going to tell you. Yeah. Okay. This is, I need your opinion on this. Okay. And then we're going to get opinions on pussies. Yeah, go on. Yes.

Yes. I need a girl. I need a girl's advice. Yeah. I love this. Okay. Because I feel like it's, I can't tell if it's, I cannot tell if he's legit true being true about this or if it's total fucking bullshit.

And it's, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a. ploy you know okay okay he told me that he's never come inside a woman ever and then last night he came inside me and we have been like dancing around it dancing around it um and then last night i've been wanting him to do it like you know he always pulls out he won't do it he won't do it last night he did it and I was like okay that cannot be the first time you've ever come inside a woman and what did he okay let let me ask you this okay I have to ask a couple questions but keep going on so he totally came inside of you what did he say afterwards no I mean no he just the look on his face you know he didn't say much and I was like did did you just like come inside me yeah he said yeah

and he said uh wait a minute now you've told me you've never done that before and you just decided to do it. Yeah. I was kind of giving him the third degree. I'm like, why? Like, what? He says, I don't know. You wanted to do it. And I was like, okay. Okay. First of all, how old is he? I want to say 37, 38. Okay. So, you know, listen, he might be really paranoid about getting girls pregnant, you know? He is. He is. Right. Yeah. So maybe he thinks he can't get you pregnant. So he's like, oh, you know what I'm saying? Like, does he know that you're like, have like a eye? IUD or anything inside you or whatever? Like, I don't know.

No, I, no, he's never asked me. I don't have an IUD inside me. And, you know, the first, the first night, unfortunately, the first night, was it the first night, the second time we were going to the first time, I think, I started my period. Right. You know, so it's like, he knows, hello, I get my period. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But your all, your eggs are as old as you are.

So any woman out there, I just want to give you a PSA, okay? Like, you know, once he get to like the 43, you know, it's slim picking. Are you egg-shaming me? No, I'm just saying that. I'm watching a Bravo show right now. It's a 49-year-old is like going a fertility doctor to have a baby. And I'm like, this is like the biggest fucking joke. And it's so rude to actually do to women because I went through a lot of infertility issues

because I thought I produced new eggs every month. Okay. I had no idea that my eggs were the same old. They were as old as I am. Okay. And women don't understand. And all the younger girls do and they're freezing their fucking eggs. But, you know, 45, 46.

you're most likely not getting pregnant. I mean, listen, it happens, but the chances are like 99% it's not going to happen. Exactly. I'm not ex-shaming you. I'm just a realest. But no, let's get back to your guy, though. Let's get back to your guy. I want to suss him out because I have, now, I don't think he's running a game on you.

Like, I do, though, say to girls, I do have this thing. And this is like not just like, you know, sussing your guy out. It's like good advice. Like, I always say to a girl, like, if you want a guy to go down on you a lot, right? because you love oral sex. Like tell him, no guy has ever made you come from oral sex. And that guy will go fucking downtown on you for hours until you come.

You know what I mean? Like you just tell a guy, no one has ever in their life, ever done anything that you want them to do for you. And they will fucking do it for you. Because guys, like when I say, I'm competitive, that's like a guy thing.

They're competitive. Yeah. They want to be the one. They want to be the one guy, right? They compete like that. So, you know, I don't. know if he's doing it like, oh,

in that sort of tactic, right? But I don't think men are manipulative like that, do you know what I'm saying? Like, I really don't. He could be very paranoid about getting girls pregnant. He is. Well, then I believe him. Then maybe that's why he never has. You know what I mean? I don't know. Has he ever had any long-term girlfriends, though? Because

if he's not... So how did he have a long-term girlfriend and never, like, you know, come inside her? Really? I asked him this. That's what I said. Really? You had... He said, no, I never came inside her and she never even asked me about it. Did you ask him? Yeah, I asked him. Okay.

So you did say, no, no, no. I'm saying when you guys were fucking, right, were you like, oh, my God, come inside me? Like, I mean, did that happen? Oh, I always, I always try to, oh, yeah, I would always try to. Oh, you're a breeder. I would always try to like, yes, because I love that. And, and I love it. No, I do.

Yeah. The time when it's, the minute a guy comes inside me, it's like, it's like, it's like, Appartesiac, I can come, it makes me want to come again instantly. Just the, the feeling of it in there. It gets me off. It turns me on big time. Yeah, no, I totally get that. So you're like, I was just talking to Erica about this. And she was saying, it's like a breeding kink. We're going to rereading Erica's pussy. That's why I bring her up. But like, it's like a breeding cake. Like, you just love that the jizz inside of you, right? Do you ever? Don't you like when you feel it like sort of dripping out like a little while later too? Yes. You know what I'm saying? I love. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's it. That's the other part of it. It's like, then I get to feel that like, you know, later in the day.

It's hot. You know, I'll be running around or whatever. And all of a sudden you feel that another gush, you know, it like hits your underwear. And you're like, oh, my God, that's come pouring out of me. And it's hot and it's warm. I love it. Yeah. I don't think, though, I got to say, back to your guy, whether he's like full of shit or anything.

I don't think, listen, I think sometimes girls might lie about certain things when it comes to sex because they have to hide how many girls guys they fucked or that if they say yeah every guy comes inside me a guy will think she's a whore you know what I mean like girls have to maybe would lie more like I feel like might be more manipulative in these kinds of situations and to tell a fucking story but I why would like why would he lie about that I just don't think he's lying I think he's telling the truth because like why would he lie about that how does that benefit him like it would only benefit him in what I said it's a tactic to get you to be like, oh, come inside me because, you know, you want him to do what he's never done

for another girl. I don't think like, you know, guys think like that. I just don't. And if he's very paranoid about getting someone pregnant, he could be afraid of that. And he could have never come inside somebody, you know, maybe. I don't know. He's only 37. How many, has he had a lot of girlfriends or just one or two?

So he's had two long-term relationships, which I think. So one was like three years and one was four years. Yeah. And yeah, I mean, I don't like, he seems normal on all, for the most part. Like, everything just seems normal. I would give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't think, like, unless you start to see that he's like a liar with other things, like, I don't think he's lying. And then even if he is, if he's great and he fucks like that and he's never lied about anything, who cares?

He seems normal on all, for the most part. Like, everything just seems normal. I would give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't think, like, unless you start to see that he's like a liar with other things, like I don't think he's lying. And then even if he is, if he's great and he fucks like that and he's never lied about anything, who cares? No, I know. But here's the last thing that's like I love about him.

Yeah. His manners are impeccable. Oh, does he not chew with his mouth open? That's a big thing for me. It's, it's everything. It's like he's got me walking on the. inside of the street and he's where the traffic is. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's the way a man's supposed to be. He opens every door, pays every bill, just, and bought me a vibrator.

Oh, that's so cute. An expensive one. Like, he brought you a gift. Like, that's a gift. That's just, it doesn't even matter. Yeah. My love language is gifts. I like that show. Yeah. Soughtful. He's thoughtful. Like, always very considerate. And like, with the eye contact, I mean, like, everything. I'm like, I like this guy. He is fun. This message is brought to you by avocado mattress.

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I think that that's super nice. That's, like, thoughtful that he brought you. And he's six, six. He's six. Oh, my God. Yeah, he's hot. So that means he's hot. You know, he looks like, Kathy.

He looks like Alexander Scarsgaard. Oh, that's hot. He looks like, he looks, he looks, he looks, he's Russian, but he really looks, I was like, he looks like, he looks like, you look Scandinavian. I mean, like, he looks like, you know, you know, biking kind of a vibe. Viking. He's, he's. Exactly. He looks like a fucking Viking with more than a, with a perfect dick too.

And like I said, just, I mean, I can't believe how much I was squirting all over the place. Just like almost embarrassing. Like, oh, my God. Did he love it? I'm in the West, but he loved it. He just had me squirting so much. I was almost embarrassed for myself. Like, there was so much. And when you feel that or that bush of that much liquid. And I was like, oh, my God, what? just happened. What just happened? It's everywhere. And he pulled his, he pulled his dick out for a minute. And it was the perfect, like, silhouette where I could see everything, like, dripping off his ball sack, how wet I had just squirted all over him. Oh, my God. Do you talk dirty wet during sex, too? Yes. We obviously do. Yes. And then, yes, all the dirty talk, too. I mean, he's good with him. He's a dirty talker. This guy's like perfect. You too.

But you too, I feel like you must talk. Oh, I'm the leader of the dirty talk. Yeah, I can tell. Yeah. Because you're like dirty talking on this episode. Even the way you describe stuff, you're like a good describer that I'm like, oh, she's a good dirty talker during sex. I'm dirty talking to him the whole time during sex.

And he's telling him how, like, how big and hard his dick is and how he's like just hitting the right spot over my G spot and I'm about ready to come, you know, and just. Oh my God. You could have been a good, a brothel girl. Like, that's what guy's love. I think so. Yeah. I really think so.

I mean, if this podcasting doesn't work out, I might have a fallback. You go to the brothel because it's like, what guy doesn't love all of that, you know? God. Yeah, no. I mean, I'm having so much fun fucking this guy. Oh, it's what I, he's a breath of fresh air. I needed that. Yeah.

No, I like him. I mean, I haven't heard about a new guy. You know, I was so, like, obsessed with the guy that you shoved your feet. fist up his ass. I couldn't get past that guy, you know, and he was like, and then you had that sad couple who you never went down on the girl, and that was annoying. I was like getting blue balls from that story, but I like this guy for you. Did I tell you, though, they want me, they reached out to me, Jack and Jill, and they're, they want me to back in the thruple, but I just, I don't, I can't, I can't, I can't put myself on lockdown. This pussy's too good to lock down. But would you lock it down by

by the Scarsguard guy? Maybe. He's so, yeah, he fucks me. I mean, yes, he could satisfy me for sure. He can go and go and go. And his day stays hard the whole time. Oh my God. He's amazing.

He's 37. I mean, that whole thing of like he's just not that into you is very true. Because listen to what you just said. You're like, oh, I don't, like I'm not locking this down. Like, you know, but you're not locking it down for them. You know what I mean? It's right. It's like, you know.

Yes, yes, yes. You'd lock it down. for this guy so it's not a it's just about like you're just not into them as much you're having fun with this guy this is all new yeah no I told well I mean I like them a lot I just don't I you know I I'm having a good time right now and I don't want to change anything you know I don't want to but can't you just fuck them and fuck this guy too no they don't want because no they want no because you know I understand they don't want I mean they just want to be able to not worry about it we we go and we get tested and then we can just fuck each other's brains out but um no no no

no i'm sorry but like any couple that wants a unicorn okay you would be the unicorn in that situation right um yes yes you can't lock down that's not fair and this is why a lot of and i didn't really get this whole thing until i had some unicorns on that talked about how they're like treated so poorly by couples. And listen, I don't think that this couple is like coming from a bad place, right? But if you really think about it, it's coming from a bad place. But they're not intentionally being rude, but it's kind of rude to think that you should be fucking locked down to them. They have their partner. They have companionship. They have like everything yet. You're supposed to give up everything for them. You can't lock down a unicorn. It's ridiculous. And you know, like,

so I think that that's very unrealistic. And that's a, that's advice to couples out there. You're looking for a fucking girl like Layla, don't require her to lock herself down. You know, and what's the point of that? Why do they want to need you to be locked down? Because they don't want to have to worry about sexually transmitted diseases. Well, yeah, I'm happy to do that. I mean, I do that anyway. Yeah, exactly.

Well, this guy's coming inside of you. So, you know, you're having fun and you don't need them. But I think that's a number one key rule. And a lot of unicorns get out of the unicorn business for that exact reason because they do wind up with a couple and sometimes they wind up getting locked down without even realizing it, but they feel like left out. Because at the end of the day and the end of the night or the end of the weekend, that unicorn's going home solo and that couple is got someone right next to them. You know what I mean? And they're not taking that other person into consideration. So yeah, fuck them. But I would like you to go

down on a girl eventually. Like it's, you know, you never let's talking about pussy going down on girls' pussies. Like, so I had a whole thing, um, you know, I used to be obsessed with whether I had like beef curtains or not. Like I didn't know like how my pussy ranked to everyone else's. There was a time where I was like, oh, like, do I have too much down there? Not enough. Like I don't really know. And then I found this site called rate my pussy.

com. And I was like talking to all my guy friends about it. Like, you know, what are beef curtains? Like, how do I know? And I remember my one friend. And this is the guy who winds up. I bang him later. But he was like, oh, if you think you have beef curtains, you definitely have them.

I'm like, I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know. You know, and I was like looking through porn. But there was this site called rate my pussy.com And I was going to put myself up on it because you could just put a picture of your pussy, right? And then people like rate it.

Now I do that kind of shit on my Discord. I have rate my pussy, rate my wife, rate my dick. We're going to do a whole bunch of contests over there. I got so many dick picks. Me and you were going to do critiques some dick picks. Maybe we will on this episode. But like I was like, I'm just going to actually do a whole contest over on my Discord because because I got so many fucking dick pics and pussy shots that I'm like.

Oh my God, we can't go through. We don't have enough time on the podcast to go through all of them. And I don't know how it will translate if you can't see them, right? But that's going to go down in my discord. But I thought, you know, when I eventually right after I was wondering if I had beef curtains, I fucked that guy, friend of mine who knew everything about pussy because he slept with the world. He was a total player, world traveler.

Yeah. You know, fucking Russian models. And he was like, oh, no, you don't have a beef curtains at all. You know what I mean? And so I was always obsessed with that. I had a woman on recently. I'm doing sexual health Saturdays who talked about having labiaplasty. And I remember going on to a site and seeing before and afters.

And I thought like, oh, my God. So many of the befores to me looked so much better than the afters. And, you know, and someone told me when I was on the phone with these people that that's called a line gine. Like there's something like a pussy that's just like has barely any lips or anything. And it's just like very straight. And it's called like a line gine. Have you ever heard of that?

I mean, there's a lot of different names for pussies. Yes. And I was always like when I see that on porn, I have to change the channel. Like I can't look at it. You know, and I'm like a lot, but I think a lot of women because they don't like pussy, they don't want their pussy to look like a pussy. So they get like this labiaplasty. And this is like they take everything off that I always thought like, oh my God, on this one side I went to him. Like they all look better after. You know what I mean? But there's a lot of different kinds of pussies out there. You just don't realize it. Just like nipples too and tits. Those like when I went to the nude beach, I'm like, wow, nipples. come in all different shapes, colors, sizes. Like, what should we talk about first? Pussies? Because we're going to rate Erica's pussy. Yes. Let's rate some pussies.

Well, you were going to, just to be totally transparent when me and Laila were talking about doing this episode, she's like, why don't we rate each other's pussy? I don't know. Do you want to rate my pussy? I was like, I'll read yours, but I can't put my pussy out there. But like there's that line-drying thing. And listen, I don't want to shame anybody because somebody might have just naturally a line-dine. I personally don't like that.

But listen, guys like anything. Okay, it's like, they like the fucking hole. So I think that it's fine. And even like my guy whose girl had like one beef curtain, it wasn't even two. It was just one. He's like, I liked it. Like he didn't fucking care. You know what I mean?

Girl, we're so much more sensitive about shit than guys are. So we're not judging anybody. But Erica, who's been on my show a million times. Now, Layla has the shot of her pussy. And now if anyone wants to see what we're talking about, they could go onto my discord because I'm going to put these picks over there. But she's like, oh my God, I'm listening to your episode. I think I have a line gine.

So I'm like, you're going to send me a picture of your pussy. She's all over my discreet anyway. So I'm like, send me a picture of your pussy. And then me and Laylor are going to rate it. I was going to have her on the call. But let's do it without her on the call. Like you got a picture of her pussy. She thought she had a line giant.

Okay. Now, is she the one that has the piercing? No. Yes. Yes. She has the piercing. Yes. With the thumb coming out of it.

Yeah. So she sends me a shot of her pussy just like just closed up. Right. And then the second shot is one where she's like kind of whole. it up a little bit so you can just see it without anything. And then I'm like, I don't know if this is inappropriate to say. I felt very inappropriate saying this to Erica. I was like, can you actually send me one with the lip spread?

I was like, I can't believe I'm asking someone to do this. It's kind of inappropriate. I'm professional. I'm like, I need one with the lip spread. I cannot like tell you if you have a line giant. And then she sends it open. And I'm like, no, you know what Erica has? Erica, you have what's called a pocket pussy.

Do you know what a pocket pussy is? I thought the pocket pussy was something you masturbate to. No, a pocket pussy is a type of pussy. Okay, pocket pussy is like, it looks like a line gine like hers when it's closed up. She thinks she has a line giant because when it's closed, you see nothing. But then you open it up and it's all there. That's called a pocket pussy. It's like a pocket book.

Like it looks like nothing's in it. And then you open it up and there's all the insides. She's got a fucking pocket pussy. Look at all that stuff in the third picture. Yeah, I see. She also has come coming out of it. She's come coming out of it too. I like her piercing.

I would be so afraid, though, I would not risk messing with all my sensitivity down there. That's why I couldn't even imagine. Like, when you are getting this surgery, this labiaplasty, like, I wouldn't, I don't care if I would, I wouldn't care if I had the biggest beef curtains on the planet. My pussy feels good getting fucked. And I am multi-orgasmic. I'm not messing with anything down there. There's, you couldn't pay me enough.

No. was one of my questions to the woman. I said, did you ask her, like, how far away is she going to your clit? And she's like, no, I was like, I would be so paranoid about that because the loss of sensation to me is like losing your sense of taste. Like there's a couple of things in life that are like pleasurable, like food, sacks. Like to lose one of those is like why live, right? I mean, if you could never feel, if you have your clit gets fucked up. I'm like, didn't you have to sign like a waiver? Like, I don't know. I thought that was like, I would have been so paranoid about that too just like you

but she wasn't and she lost no sensation or anything but yeah it is kind of scary and when they do the piercing like her they do go right through the clip how do they know you're right I would never do it I'd be so petrified no no yeah uh uh yeah no but she has a nice pussy like she's crazy

she has she has a pocket pussy yeah there's nothing wrong with her pussy she is she what she worried about it it's a nice looking pussy no it was because I did a whole episode and we were talking about the labia stuff and everything yeah I started this whole rate my pussy on my discord and everyone. And let me just tell you, I asked for more pussy shots.

We have more pussies to rate on here. But I'm like, we can't just talk about pictures on the podcast where no one could see it. You know what I mean? So we're not going to spend that much time doing a whole bunch of pictures. But she was like, I think I have a line giant because I was really talking about how that was my worst kind. Like I think a lot of women go and get this labiaplasty when they don't need it because they, you know, and then they look like 14 year old girl.

Like I, you know, I don't think it's bad to have some. meat down there. Like personally, I prefer that. I think that that looks better. And she was saying, yeah, she was saying, I think I have a line time, but like she does not. Like what she doesn't know and you didn't know and I didn't know, someone once told me you have a pocket pussy.

Like, and so when your pussy is closed, right? And you just look down, it's like nothing, right? It looks like hers, the first picture. And then you open it up and it's like a flower. You know what I mean? It's all there. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm looking at your, I'm, I'm scrolling here through. and I'm looking at all the rape my pussy pussies. Yeah, there's a lot of rape my pussypussies. Are you on my Discord? I'm on your Discord. It's so cool. I'm like, I'm loving your Discord. Everybody got, if people aren't on your Discord, they need to be on your Discord.

Yeah, you're going to set one up, right? Yes. You've totally inspired me. This is amazing. I love it. Yeah, I have a confession, a recent confession where like a guy hooked up with a couple from my Discord, like people are hooking up. There's so much now on my Discord.

going down and I like put literally put uh you know I I create different channels all the time there's a rate you have the you're in the rate my pussy channel I have a rate my wife the rate my wife one is really great that one has a lot of pictures on there going to rate my wife all these guys sending like fix and then the rate my dick my listeners have the biggest dicks I've ever seen like I'm sorry when I fucked a lot of guys and it's like hard to come by a big dick right like you don't get a lot of really big dicks but there's a lot of big dicks on my discord there's an endorsement there's a lot of big dicks on my Tiscord

yeah there really are yes I know the guys are into guys go you want to see a lot of big dicks I feel like there's a lot of big dicks on my discord I saw one that looked exactly like my booty call guy I was like oh my god he was even wearing the same clothes I'm like this looks exactly like his dick and his hands maybe he snuck on there yeah do you think you never know you never know I mean when I was going to put my listen I could have put I would never do this because I have a very hard line for my show. And that's why I was like, oh, I'm not even going to do my rate my pussy

with you because I really keep myself out of it. You know, I even keep myself out of the discord. I don't post. You know, that's how I keep it rolling. And that's, that's my line, you know. But like I could put my pussy in there. No one would know. You know what I mean? Nobody knows. Like you said, it could be my guy's cock on there. I didn't know. You could put your pussy up on there. No one would know. I'd have to, well, except for my handle is the curious girl. Oh, you signed up. Okay, you're on there now. Perfect. I did. I'm on there. Yeah. I haven't posted anything. Yeah, there's a lot of pussy shots. I mean, can we talk about nipples too? Like, did you know that nipples come in so many different shapes and sizes and colors?

Well, that I did kind of know, but I don't know. Do you have a nipple channel? Am I missing that? No, but no. I was just talking about it. Oh, there's a hookup channel. You got a lot going on in here. Yeah, there's a hookup channel. And then there's like voice channels where people could go in and like, uh, hang out with each other and people will be like, oh, I've been a lot of times in your exhibitionist channel. They see each other. They talk to each other. That's what's great about Discord is that people can communicate with each other.

Like, I don't get involved in the X-rated stuff. That's like, like I said, that's like my boundary. But why I started was like, I would have all these guests on and I'd be like just send me R-rated stuff for my Patreon, right? And then sure enough, every single person, girl, guy, doesn't matter. They'd send me like videos of them blowing somebody, pussy shots, spread. like all, you know, like com shots, you know, everything, even though I'd be like, I can't post this stuff and this is not what I deal with. But, you know, eventually I was like, you know what,

these people want to send me this stuff, right? This is how, this is what my show is about. Like, where can I put this? You know, and that's why I started my Discord and I made it very, like, it's a not safe for work site. So it's all done the right way, right? Yeah, I see somebody in your discord I want to hook up with. You're kidding. He's got a nice dick. What's the name? Can you give it? I mean, you're not. Jason Pilot. Oh, Jason Pilot, I feel like I know him. Look at his dick. It's gorgeous.

That looks like that dick looks like the Russians dick. Nice and symmetrical. Oh, my God. Yeah. And the Russians, the second guy I've been with that isn't circumcised. Oh, you like the not circumcised. You don't care, right? I don't care one way or the other.

It's just he's the only second guy I've ever been with. And so to me it's still kind of new and interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, where's this guy? Jack? No, is it a rate my dick or where is he dick picks go here? He's in the hookup channel.

Jason Pilot on 217.25 if he posted. I'm like, I would hook up with that dick. Oh my God. Two 17? Check his dick out. Yes. Look at all this fucking shit. Okay, hold on.

217. There's so much action on my Discord, right? Okay, hold on. Yes. I'm like, you don't need to go anywhere else. So there it is. Yeah, it's a whole. community. There's always like thousands of people in there. Okay, where? Two-17. Oh, okay, I have to go up. Hold on.

You have to go. Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you don't consider that big. Lela, you're out of your mind. That's a big dick. But you said it's like your guy's dick and you said your guy doesn't have the big dick. This is big. Well, it's no, I said it's big. It's just right. It's not too, he's just got the perfect size. It's not too big, not too. It's just just right. You know, like, it fills you up, but not we're like, oh, it doesn't get painful, you know, after he's banging it out. Yeah, Jason pilot. Oh my God. Yeah. And even the girl is hot. Like, that's a whole great picture right there. That's a great picture. Like, her ass is perfect. Yeah. Like, does she have a little ass or does he have a gigantic cock? Like, that's what I want to know. I think she has a little ass. Yeah. Like, is her little ass making his dick look bigger? Because to me, that looks like I can, like he might like, you know, will your hand go totally around that cock? It looks

really big. I need to see another dick pick from Jason Pilot. I'm sure it's in there. Yeah, we got to find him. Yeah, I'm going to do, you want to come in because I'm going to do a whole contest on their, you know, and we're going to do a rate my cock, like a rate my dick contest and then I'm going to have like, I'll have you and Erica

and I think Alexa on and we'll narrow it down to like the top five and then I'm going to post it on Discord and run the poll and then everybody, the community gets to make the final vote. You know what I mean? But we have to take all the picks, the dick picks that came in, and we're going to narrow them down. You're for Jason Pilot already. I'm voting for Jason Pilot.

I'm team Jason Pilot. Oh my God. I wonder if he's ever been in my show. I have to find out who he really is. He's going to crack up. We're talking about his dick. I got to tell him that he needs to. This guy's going to be so happy.

Yeah. I don't I have a lot of hot girls on my Patreon? Look at rate my wife. Look at all these guys wise. Let me see. I know. actually I yeah the wives are really yeah very attractive like there's tons you know you have to scroll through there's just a lot of action there's there's tons I know there's tons I know it's I'm saying like

look at Erica look at Erica episode 104 two look her with like eight eight dicks around her do you see that picture and rate my wife 219 what's the date on that 219 yeah like that's Erica look at all those cocks around her and let me tell you you can't see Erica's a 10 like if you saw her body and other pictures. She's like amazing and like you know and she does all this stuff and the only place you can see it's on my discord. I'm like this is turning into a big ad for my discord. I want to talk about my, we just do an ad for my book. My publisher's presailing my book so early by the way. They like have my book out now. It's for pre-sale which is fun. I took like the 17 of like the hottest stories on my show episodes. The hottest most interesting right of different categories and they're told in like the third

person right. And they're more sexy because we that's where we took liberty right. It's a little bit of erotica, but you know, it's, you're hearing the story, these stories from the third person. They're not in an interview format. So they're retold and they're cool. Yeah. So just go fucking buy it. Anyway, let's get back to my pussies. We were right with pussies. But I wanted to talk about nipples because I didn't know, like, I mean, I didn't know until I went to the nude beach that nipples came in all different colors and sizes, you know, and like shapes, like some are really, like even the ariola, like some are small, some are gigantic, even the nipple that gets hard can be like I had a friend who had one that her when her nipples got

hard it was like something I had never seen before they were it was like the size of a penny and hard you know what I mean like the nipple part yeah have you ever seen one of those where yeah where the nipple is that big yeah I have the nipple when it gets hard it was like the size of a penny and probably like an like an you know a half an inch thick I was like drawing it for people I was like she came to tan on my roof and she was like topless she was from Honduras you know so whatever And I was like, I've never seen nipples like yours. I was like, he's talking about them for weeks, drawing pictures to friends, diagrams, because I couldn't explain it. I'm like, no, you don't need to know.

I am not exaggerating. Like, these were like the thickest, most gigantic nipples I've ever seen in my life. And it wasn't like the ariola part. It was like the nipple part, you know? Yeah. Yeah. No, I know. No, I love, Jill had nipples like that, just different.

And I was so fascinated with them. know, just because they're different. And I don't like that. Oh, that girl? Yes, yes. But from the thruple. Yeah, Jill had a, her nipples. I like her.

She had the big nipples, like eraser nipples. Yeah, but these were like penny nipples. Yes, I know what you're talking about. Like they're a faucet nipples. Oh, she had them big like that too? She did. Because, I mean, how did you see them? Was she topless or you saw them in like?

Oh, you saw them? You know, that famous picture there. one's seen of her in that swimsuit with her hair and she's like smiling. You can tell, like look at the nips. And I think I, I think at some point I might have, like, when she was in play by, I might have seen the pictures. Oh. I see them. But yeah, no, no, no. My friends were way bigger than them. This is nothing compared to my friends. My friends are like, like literally, like, literally if you take, maybe a not even a penny, if you think those are pennies, I mean, if you took like a quarter, it was maybe the diameter of a quarter. And,

made it then hard. It was, it was like nothing I'd ever seen before, but I'm sure guys are like obsessed with that kind of a thing, you know? Oh, yeah. No. I mean, nipples are,

I'm not looking at someone. I'm like, oh. Oh my God, you're like obsessed with my discord. I mean, this is the best. I know.

It's distracting me. You shouldn't told me about this. This is like I'm half scrolling and half talking. I'm like, oh my God, look at her. It's the best actually advertisement. I just spend hours on here.

Yeah. It is. I'm telling you, everybody, this is Layla approved, like beyond. I'm so proud of you. Like, you have knocked it out of the park with this Discord channel. And what's great about it, because like when I was talking to Erica, she was saying what she loves about it and she goes on there. And she's like, because, you know, and this is why I think a lot of people are on this. And this is why I think you should start it. And this is why people I think should join. So everyone could be interested in what I'm going to say is that, you know, what she said she loves about it is she's got this side thing, her and her guy. are very horny and they do these crazy things, you know, but it's a very small part of her life, right? She's also a mom. She's a therapist. They both have vanilla lifestyles outside of this world of sex, you know, but they have no one that they could talk to about it. You know, they have no place to discuss it further. And that's what they love about my discord. Like, they could go on there and they could extend that little part of their life and talk to people about it, share with people. And it makes it more interesting, right? Because a lot of people can't share. that with other people, you know. And so it's like, becomes like a community where people can

get together with like-minded people and get off or do whatever they want to do. Yes. No, I mean, I can see it's, I can see that. I mean, I'm, I'm wanting to post. I'm like, okay, you know what? I need, I need to change my username and make it something that like, you know. Yeah, don't tell anybody. I don't even know who anyone is in there. And then I'll just post, I can post things randomly. Yes, for sure. You can. And nobody will ever know.

I can be stealthy. I can be stealthy. Yeah, I like that. And I always like, listen, I think for my Discord, I have a lot of hot chicks on there. You know what I mean? Like to have Erica posting the pictures of her gangbangs. I mean, Erica's like a 12. She's got like a perfect body.

She's really beautiful. She's like 37. And, you know, and she's hot. And she's like on my Discord and all her glory. You know, so and I know you're hot. I've seen hot picks of you for my Patreon. I've gotten them. You have them on places.

People have seen them. So, you know, you'll just be another hot girl on there. It helps my discord There we go Yeah I have all my guests on there Yes I know Yeah it's fine All right well listen I did get a little nervous

When I first called you because you're like I'm so exhausted I got fucked and then I was like oh save it for the podcast You know I'm glad you were able to talk through this And you know but it just sounds like now you're horny From being in my discord and you got to I know and I'm well and I'm supposed to go see him again today Like as soon as I get off, I told him, I said, well, I got to record a podcast. And when I'm done, I'll call you because he wants to go do something.

Oh my God. That's fun. And you're going to fuck him too? Or are you going out like during the day for fun? We're going out during the day. Yeah, we're going out during the day. We're not just nighttime, night time fuckers. We go on two stuff together.

Okay, cool. So like, you know, maybe you're going to go in. So you're going to go into my Discord and make up a fake name. Start posting in there. you'll take part in my dick pick contest right i know you already want jason pilot okay so he's got to take part i'm gonna start i'm gonna see if i can get the russian to submit to a submission he needs to submit his dick oh okay good because and listen it's going to be fair because this is what we're going to do because listen you're going to know your russians cock from a mile away but we're not going to it's not just going to be me and you

voting it's going to be me you erika i'm going to get a couple of my girls on right we will go through, and this is just going to be for my Patreon, right? And stuff. So everyone could see it. We're going to go through, knock it down to the top five, right? I'm going to give out the call out on Discord. Send in your dickpicks. We're going to just do dick picks this time. And then we're going to break, we're going to narrow it down to our top five. And then we're going to run the contest. And then I'll give a good, I'll give a good prize. I love that. Yeah, yeah. I love that. So you'll be back on for that. Thanks so much. I get to be a dick I can't wait. Yeah, and then we'll do a rate my pussy one, right? We'll do it for the girls too.

I might need guys on that. We'll have to get Billy on and some guys too. You could be on it now, right? You're partial. Yeah, I can rate pussies. All right, keep me posted with your guy. Have fun with him. Yes, for sure.

All right, bye. Thanks for calling in. Bye. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers is now available not only in paperback and e-book, but you can pre-order the audiobook.

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There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me, okay? I give it to people who buy my book. There's tons of people in there. everybody shares content with each other and that's what you get to do there you can post your own pictures and videos there's tons of channels we have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money it's a super fun place to be it's a total strictly anonymous community and you will love it i will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my discord it's private like i said all you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase whether you did the audiobook the ebook or the paperback

sent it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's Strictly Anonymous Podcasts at Gmail.com. And I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in. This is the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Okay, listen, so if you want to take part in the dick pick contest, I probably shouldn't put the call out on this because I'm going to have, we're going to have too many dick picks. We're going to narrow them down on Discord.

me, Leila, her girl, Elizabeth, and my girl, Erica, four girls rating your dick. You want to take part? You need to sign up for my Patreon so you could get into my Discord and you could post on there. We are going to start that contest. One day from now, this episode is airing March 12th, starting on March 13th. We will be taking dick picks for the contest and we will be taking them throughout the week to give everybody time to listen to. this. If you want to take part, you need to join my Patreon so you can get into my Discord. The other way to get into my Discord, I'm doing a little incentive because my book is on pre-sale. It's not available for a long time. But in order to incentivize people to pre-order it, I'm offering free access to my Discordore. So all you got to do is pre-order my book on Amazon, Strictly Anonymous

Confessions Book. You could find it on Amazon. The link is in the description. Just take a picture of your receipt that you purchased it. And send it to me, Strictly Anonymous Podcast at Gmail.com, and I'll send you the free link to my Discord or sign up for my Patreon. Patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. You'll get in to my Patreon and get all the details on there for the contest. You sign up for my Discord and you will get to take part in the Dick Big contest. Plus be on my Discord and join the fun community that Layla was obsessed with.

Anyway, I just wanted to give everybody that information. All the links of everything I just spoke about are in the description. Thanks so much for listening.