Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1074 - Matt’s Been Medically Certified to Have the World’s Biggest Dick?!

Episode Date: March 29, 2025

Matt Barr been medically certified to have the world’s biggest dick and he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including the documentary he was in about having the world���s biggest dick and why he decided to be featured in it, the official stats of his dick, how he hides it in his pants considering it’s so big, how and when he realized he was bigger then everyone else and how he felt about it when he was younger, how and why getting hard is harder for him, how much it measures when he’s at full shrinkage and not hard, how and when word got out about his big dick and the consequences he faced, how and why he doesn’t enjoy blowjobs and what he actually prefers, how many girls he had anal with, why he hasn’t started an Onlyfans, how he was offered to do porn and was hired to work at sex parties and what went down, the negatives and positives he’s experienced because he has such a of dick, how most women react when he first starts dating them, how he thought about penis reduction surgery and why he didn’t ultimately go through with it, the Fleshy male sex toys he recommends, the book he wrote about his life story and when it will be out plus a whole lot more. You can find his book and info here: https://biggestpenisbook.com/ You can get 20% off Fleshy toys  here: https://shrsl.com/4vbkz **To see pics of MATT BARR and my other female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors:  https://butterwellness.com/ For 20% off your Butter Wellness perineum massager use code STRICTLY https://bluechew.com Get your first month of the new Blewchew Max FREE! use code: STRICTLYANON https://beducate.me/march2025 Use code anonymous to get an additional 10% off the campaign’s current discount - that’s 60% off Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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dick somewhere. He eventually at some point was doing sex parties. He was hired by a guy to do those. He was hired by a guy to do those and he, you know, went to some sex party. He talks about that. He's had an interesting life. He's got a really big dig. Like I said, you could probably Google it and find it someplace. But I will put the link to his book in the description. But if you want to know his size, how big it is, what the biggest penis actually measures at, you're going to find out from my interview. So I'm going to be right back on with Matt Barr. Hi Matt Barr, welcome to the Strictly NamUs podcast. How are you doing today? I'm doing good. It's a bit cold over here in England, but other than that, ready to go.

Yeah, it's cold here in New York City too. It's freezing. But listen, you know, yeah, Matt, so I, you are known. You hold the title of having the world's biggest dick, correct? Is that like the actual official title? Well, obviously, it's not like an official, you know, you don't get a ribbon and a sash. But is it in a book somewhere? No. They should do. Yeah. I'd have to look on to it. It's not a world record in the sense that Guinness doesn't officially track the record.

But it's the largest medically verified natural penis. So generally it's safe to say what's the biggest, but you know, you never know, obviously. And there are four billion men out there. So I can't, you know, you can't say for sure, obviously. I wouldn't, don't see me if someone just steps out. But when you say, well, when you say medical. proven. So like you had to go to a doctor and get like a certificate to kind of show it like that's what you mean by that? Yeah. You don't think that's difficult, but I was part of a study. Well, I was originally

I was on the documentary about it. Yeah. Well, with the name of the doctor is my, my, my large, my biggest cock, my massive cock, right? Wasn't that the name of it? Yes. Yeah, that should be the name. I mean, you do have a book coming out. You shouldn't have named your book, my massive cock. I don't know. What is going to be the name of your book? I can't hold of that because it will be trademarked, I think. Oh, okay. What is the name of your book coming out? It's sort of a long story, life with the world's largest penis. Right. Okay. So how old are you now, Matt? And are you married?

I'm 41. I'm not married. Okay. Have you ever been married? No, I've not. I mean, like, has any woman been able to, like, take that big dick, like, for a really long time, like, in a long-term relationship with you? Yeah, I've had long-term relationships. I mean, I've been fortunate to have, you know, a fair amount of difference. I've not wanted to be tied down too much. I've had some long-term relationships in the mix.

Right. Yeah, it's like, again, some women can handle it very well, and some women obviously can't. So, yeah. It does vary. Like, no, probably no one can take it all, but. Yeah, no. Okay, so give out, first of all, let's just give out the actual measurements, like the length as well as the circumference, because that's important, too.

Yeah. So the official measurement that I had from a doctor was, well, from the Euro-school Society of Yes. It was 14.2 inches long and then 8.5 around. But on a day, it can be a little bigger. Obviously, some days it's smaller as well. Like on a bad, and it depends how you measure it as well. There's different ways to do it.

How do you hide that in your pants? Or is it like, are you like a grower or not a shower? No, it's hard to. It's a thing, though. You've learned you dress to hide it, really. Like if you are as old as I am, you kind of, you just know the trips. The tricks is the same way as like a drag queen. It's going to hide.

You know, you learn tucking. You learn techniques just to, you know, tie it down. Yeah, I get it. But, you know, you figure that out now. You've had a whole life with having this huge thing in between your legs. You know, obviously it had to be big from birth. I don't know. Did you ever discuss it with your mother?

I mean, like, did she ever talk to about? I come from quite a puritanical family, so I never really got to do that. I was only child as well. But I mean, you never saw her talking about it with the doctors or anything. But she never, you never saw her talking about it like with the doctors when you were there or anything. Because it must have been massive. No? I spoke to doctors about it.

Yeah. But not with your mom there. But again, it's more like, I'd like to get this checked out. And, you know, I raised it with her as a thing like I'd like to talk to the doctor about this when I was a teenager. But again, she was, okay, sure, talk to the doctor about it. And that was it. There was no discussion or anything from her side. No, no.

But she knew, though. You went to her and said, hey, I'd like to go to the doctor. to discuss this thing going down. Because you're little. It was, I would assume. Yeah. Go on.

It was part of another thing. I didn't go purely for that. It was like, oh, well, I'm there. Can I also do this? Because I was, you know, a shy kid as well. I didn't want to be, I wouldn't have got up to them and raise the topic. Right. Hey, guys, guess what?

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No, no, but she knew, though. You went to her and said, hey, I'd like to go to the doctor to discuss this thing going down. Because you're little. It was. Well, I would. Yeah. Go on. It was part of another thing.

I didn't go purely for that. It was like, oh, well, I'm there. Can I also do this? Because I was, you know, a shy kid as well. I didn't want to be, I wouldn't have got up to them and raise the topic. right but I mean like in school when you're changing for the you know for gym and stuff like did you never know until then that it was like massive because you started to like kind of compare it or something or did because listen I mean how would you even know when you're really little right I mean if you're born with it I don't know like when did you realize like oh this is actually like really big and maybe like bigger than most people I grew up before you know the internet was a thing of all high thing at my house yeah and like I say periodontical

family, so I never, like, saw anything that would have, you know, there was no real discussion of that stuff. So it wasn't until the showers or the PE lessons, as we call them over, in the UK, that you kind of actually saw the difference between me and the other boys. Yeah. And then, and that's when you were like, oh, okay, so now were you able to hide it in your pants when you were younger? Like, was it a problem that it would, like, show up and stuff? Yeah, that was much of a problem because obviously, you know, you're not in charge to your own wardrobe there and you're stuck wearing a uniform. So it's kind of something that was the more of a problem it became.

Yeah, I can imagine. So when you went to the doctors, what would the doctor say to you? And what would you ask them, if anything? I mean, I just ask them, you know, is this normal? Is there a sign of unhealthy here? Because it's one thing to say, you know, it's big, but it's a different to say, is it, you know, tremor or is it like that it calls any long-term health issues? And they just went, no, no, it's not. It's just obviously, it just seems to do some kind of, you know, well, they couldn't explain why it's specifically.

It's not like they had a manual to go through it. Those went, okay, let's examine it. And then, yeah, they seemed to think it was not, you know, a life-threatening problem. It's just something you've got to deal with. Right. But what about blood flow because, like, your hard-ons, right? Like, would they always, like, last a long time? I mean, because, I mean, I'm assuming as you get older, it gets even bigger and bigger, right?

Like, and it's growing. So, like, how much fucking blood flow do you need to get in there? And, like, how long does the blood need to be flowing to keep you hard? Like, do you have problems with erection and stuff like that? erections and keeping them and holding them for a long time because it's so big? Or is there no difference? Do you know? Yeah, it's definitely more challenging.

I mean, I'm not going to lie about that and say, oh, yeah, it's amazing. But I think, I mean, I do get, you know, I'm obviously still not incredibly old. I don't know. That's beginning in 20 years, maybe it'll be more challenging. Yeah. But at the moment, again, I've kind of done a lot to deal with sort of my health down there over the years to try and make sure the blood flow is good. It's all that it takes a long time to happen more than it's, it doesn't.

it doesn't happen if that makes sense. Oh, okay. So it takes a little, it takes a little bit longer to get all the blood flow in there and to get fully erect, right? But probably like, yeah, I don't get around as like randomly, you know,

you always hear the stories of teenagers, getting boners, you know, just watching something, or getting this thing on the bus, and then, you know, that never happened to me.

It's always like, you've got to be, like, really in the mood to, to want to get aroused, and then it takes its time, but then it happens. And then it's,

then it's just, you know, then it's fully hard. Yeah. But in terms of the length of time of being aroused. I think the fact, what's the blood is there? It just, they have for quite a while. It's like, if anything, it might be more than normal.

Oh, wow, that's interesting. So, right, because maybe it just, like, stuck there. I don't know. But how, I mean, your dick must be, like, bigger than most dick soft, right? Like, is it actually really big soft, too? Have you measured it when it's, like, completely flaccid? Yes, of course. It varies a lot.

So the documentary, as they filmed, I was key to do a scene where they show me in the swimming. And that was, like, in, you know, in freezing cold. UK weather after being going swimming in ice spill water and that's like okay this is this is shrinkage if it's called such a shrinkage like to say what that is

but obviously it fluctuates between like that and then me and a warm day it's yeah there's several inches in it yeah but when you were full shrinkage in the freezing cold water how big were you do you remember or how small were you like totally about nine maybe

eight and a half nine with full shrinkage oh my god yes full shrinkage. Right. So you never really shrank even in there. How long is that documentary and where do people go to see it? I don't know. It was on Channel 4 for a while. I don't know. Again, some stand in the Australia. I'm only a small part of the documentary.

No pun intended. It's like a they also kind of made, so it was designed to like just show general issues from well and their people. Yeah, for sure. And they were quite keen for everyone to be. So they, example, they said, you know, they call this always 10 and a half inches because that's what I said my foster side was.

to them, but they put it out as direct science because they wanted everyone to be kind of within the same ballpark. So everyone, the main people, there's between nine and a half and ten and a half the way they describe it. But then there's like a pawn star who's obviously a bit smaller, but because he did pawn inches, they, you know, boosted him up, but other people down. But again, it's, you know, it's entertainment at the end, isn't it? It's not, it's not, it's not hard science. Yeah. So how and when did you become famous for this and how and why did you put yourself out there? Like who would, you know, because you're kind of known to have the biggest dick.

You have a documentary about you. You know, when did you decide to go public? Yeah, people ask that a lot. And it's strange, though, because I obviously have been known for it in my circles. So, you know, my adult life, should we say at least. So it's more a case of, you know, when you reach the age of my age, now, you know, coming across, maybe it's a bit like crisis, but it's also a case of just like, you know who you are. You don't feel as like defined by it and you feel like, oh, this is just, I can be more open about everything.

You don't feel the needs to find just, you know, fine, just talking about things that you may would have talked about, you know, 10 or 15 years ago. And I think also the climate is a bit more open to these kind of conversations and a bit more and sexuality is a bit less to do. So that's why really. Yeah, but when? When did you decide to come out and like, how did you do that? Oh, that specifically.

Yeah. Why? It's because the documentary happened in, so that was in 2020. too. I phoned up not wanted to take part originally, but I thought I'm going to give my advice, and my comments, my point of view, and they were obviously really keen to get me on the show, and then eventually

convinced me to go on the show, and then after being on the show, they were like, oh, yeah, a lot of feedback was saying, oh, we want to hear more about you, and obviously, because I could say the documentary was just a lot of people's opinions, it wasn't just me. So then, yeah, I've got the opportunity to write a book about it. Okay, but so you heard that there was a

documentary that they were doing, and they were casting for it, like guys with big dick. they're looking for it. So you decided to email them like, hey, I could chime in, I got a big dick, kind of thing. Yeah, well, yeah, a friend of mine forwarded me the casting thing said, oh, yeah, you should definitely apply for this. When did Word get out?

Like, how... Yeah, when did Word get out that you had this huge deck? Like, was it, like, in middle school, high school? Because word about stuff like that gets out, for sure. Yeah, that was in... So I'd have been 13. So that would have been, yeah, secondary school. Right. In the, like you say, the gym showers you mentioned earlier.

Yeah. It was then, really. And then obviously, like you say, it stood out a lot more. And then what happened? Like, did you find that there were tons of girls sort of hitting you up or girls were afraid of you? Like, what were the, what was the consequence of a word getting out that you had, like, the biggest dick? I think it was definitely treated, you know, was sexualized and fetishized to that extent.

Yeah. By certain women in the class. I mean, it's an awkward thing, obviously, some of the, some girls definitely were less interested. Some girls were a lot more interested. Yeah, I would think so. There was definitely some who were very much, you know, seducing me or harassing me, depending how you can define it as a result of it, particularly the fact, you know, you can see it in my trousers every day.

They were very keen to, like, touch it and play around with it. Yeah. How old were you when you lost your virginity? Well, it's a funny story because I was, you know, I ended up sort of hooking up with this girl at school. But we didn't, we wasn't really compatible in the end physically. Yeah. But we ended up telling everyone, oh, no, we did it.

But I didn't actually lose my field at him. or a fair bit later, 17. Oh, okay. So that girl couldn't take it, or you just, guys, like you didn't even try? Yeah, she just couldn't take it. Right. I would assume a lot of girls couldn't take it or would be, like, a little intimidated, especially like girls that are about losing their virginity if you're all around the same age, right?

Yes. I mean, you could. I don't think she wasn't a virgin too fair. So, no, my lord would lost my virginity. She wouldn't have, she, she slept around before. Oh, okay. But she wasn't, she wasn't about to take yours. I mean, you wanted to, but she didn't want to?

Is that what it was because you were too big? Yeah, basically that was not. Her eyes were bigger than her stomach, what you're saying is in terms of, she liked the idea of it more than, so, you know, she played around with it. But yeah, we didn't consummate a lot of, you know, of that level of interaction more before actual penetration.

Right. Even blow jobs. Can women fit it in their mouth even, I mean, because images around is gigantic. No, I can imagine. I don't like them. Right. I mean, yeah, it's just tooth and it's just not pleasant for me

all. Wow. So you could never get a good blow job in your whole life. I've never had a good blow job. Even when you were little? Because I'm assuming it wasn't eight inches circumference when you were younger, right? Like in middle school and high school? Or was it like that fat then too? It was about, it was maybe a bit a bit sooner, I guess. It would have been like seven and a half day. Right. But still not. Yeah, but that's still too big for anyone to fit in their mouth, right? And also, you know, at that point, I was with, you know, girls my own age. And they did, they're not as good in terms of they not, they don't, they're, you know, everyone involved

is, a little amateur, so we don't, you know, it's different if I spent with someone who was a porn star. Yeah, a bit more experienced, but. Yeah, of course. So who was the girl that you lost your virginity to when you were 17? Who was that first girl that could take it? Again, sort of took it

in terms of took as much as she could. I think it was still like about eight, maybe at least. Right. That was, I got on the party and we just, you know, get hooked up. Yeah, I just went from there. It was a very natural sort of thing. Right.

And did you get to date her like a more than once or was it a one and done thing? It was kind of more friends of benefits in the end. I think we had that much in common. We had like a fun night. Right. Got along, but then we realized we didn't have that much, that much, you know, to talk about. But did you fuck her more than once? You did?

Yes. Yeah. Okay. So, I mean, have you ever, like, is sex enjoyable for you? I mean, because you obviously can't get the whole thing in, Anybody, right? Just because of the way women are built, right? Like how much is the most you could get in eight, nine inches? Like you said, right? Yeah, that's about the most. Maybe 10 with a best. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, do you, I mean, you listen, you have nothing to compare it to, right? Because you've only had this kind of experience of putting it halfway in or maybe three quarters away in. Is it enjoyable for you? Do you feel like your orgasms are just as good as anyone else's? Would you have, I don't know if you? you'd even know through sex like I don't know I don't have a proper explanation I

have discussed with doctors as well in terms of like people have there's not really a definitive answer in terms of like does having more surface area I mean you get more pleasure yeah to you know as a result of sex right because that's obviously more more more blood vessels more more receptors so you have a chance to feel more pleasure so I think if anything you do feel more but obviously there's that bit that's not involved but I don't think that affects things too much I can still obviously very much enjoy it. It's just more of a, the whole thing's more an ordeal, as I say quite a lot. Like it's a lot of work for everyone involved.

Oh, really? Do you like hand jobs? Yes, I mean, that's, you know, most of those, I think, more than even later in life. Sometimes, you know, they see it and they go now when it's not going in there. So that's the compromise. Right. And then, I mean, because I would assume, you know, you jerk yourself off, right? like you jerk off like any other guy.

So that's what I was wondering. Like compared to like regular sex compared to jerking off was like jerking off always better because you can take the whole thing and the whole thing is getting sort of stimulated at the same time. No, I think it's still it's still the same. Definitely sex is better. Right. I think the feeling of it involves the having the palm and everything else. I just better like just because a small element that like in regular sex always your whole body isn't necessarily involved.

It's just certain bits of it. So it's not, it doesn't feel like it's, it's in any way really impacted. It's just, you know, you always wonder, oh, what if I could fit it all in? But, no, it's not to be. And obviously you can get a bit better anal sometimes, but that requires an even brave partner. Yeah. How many girls have, like, said okay to doing anal with you? Any?

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That requires an even brave a partner. Yeah. How many girls have said okay to doing anal with you? any 10? 10 that's a lot 10 yeah okay yeah I mean listen once we're get out were there like and people were a little bit older and women were more experienced like did you get hit up by more women

that were like size queens and like wanting to see like the biggest dick and so you got a lot of action like I don't know who you were growing up like in your 20 yeah it was again I've been it depends on kind of high reputation spread I think really depending on a long interviewer I was in like some places you know, they kept more to ourselves or I didn't have that much of a, you know, a reputation in the same way.

But other places, I would depend on who knew who, I suppose. And if those people were interested in finding out more, like, again, sometimes it'd just be at a party and then, you know, do a party trick or, you know, it would just come out there and then, you know, things would happen. Did you get hit up by guys at all?

Oh, yeah, definitely. I would assume, right? Well, you get that weird mix. Obviously, you know, gay or by guys who are interested in it. there's straight guys who are jealous or insecure for whatever reason. And then there's something just like curious on both sexes. Yeah.

So would you just get all kinds of weird requests from people like growing up? Or especially after your documentary, I don't know when that kind of stuff would come into play. Yeah, I think I've always had those questions. The weird ones, obviously they're more like random hushed things to me in person as opposed to over emails or messages, which I get plenty of strange ones of those. And yeah, I think people are obviously more emboldened to say very extreme things over the internet they wouldn't say in person. Yeah, yeah. But I still get strange questions.

You know, like people wouldn't understand because everyone gets their knowledge of size from pornography. So they don't think about it for the point of view of me as a human being. And there's people who are saying, oh, why don't you have all these naked pictures of online? If I had the most biggest stick, I'd be constantly taking pictures myself naked. And it's like, well, yeah, I don't feel like they need to, yeah, that doesn't. I'm not there for your enjoyment. Yeah, yeah. You were never interested in that,

especially nowadays with only fans and stuff, you'd probably make a lot more money doing that than writing a book. I'll tell you that. But obviously, that's on the route that you wanted to go. I always said if I was 20 years younger, and I could grow up at that point. Like I would,

but then it's like, you don't start doing that kind of thing on your 40s. You could. I'm sorry to say. You kind of could. Yeah, it's still actually quite a lot of work. Even with what I have,

it's still like a lot of work to make a lot of, make it successful. As a man, it is quite difficult that you can, but like I say, you know, not the best of shape. It's all these other stuff. And there's the problem if you do it and it goes badly, then you're like, oh, God, it's very depressing. Yeah, I think, I don't know what your problem is. You don't, I mean, how do you have the biggest dick in the world and you don't have big dick energy? I'm just telling you, like, you know, it's a media creation, isn't it? It's not a actual thing. Big dig energy. Yeah, no, listen, a lot of times you're like, oh, that guy has big dick energy. Maybe he knows what he's backing. Sometimes guys, do you.

get confidence if they know that they're like packing something like you like you have always known that you had this really big thing but maybe you don't get that whole big dick energy thing because it's not like it was always a positive because you're so big that it can be a negative for some people too yeah that's kind of why how i think of big to candy it's more like you know you are like top of the heap yeah if you are extreme on any any if you're a freak or a weird or any different yeah people that you don't know how you're going to get that reaction yeah yeah yeah that's a nice I think, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, unfortunately, that's why you don't have that big dick energy thing and still feel like you wouldn't do well on OnlyFans, which you would. Sorry. Yeah. Well, again, I don't know the market. Yeah, it's not something I know much about.

Yeah, I do. I mean, listen, it is a full-time job. And I think it's really rude when people put down the poor girls that do OnlyFans make millions of dollars. And I'm like, trust me, they're not making millions of dollars doing nothing. Okay. It is something you have to tend to a lot. It is a full-time job. But, you know.

Yes, but I mean. Yeah, but if you were like the guy with the biggest dick in the world, like, you know, and you went on there, you would make a lot of money. I'm assuming after you were on that documentary, you must have had crazy propositions from people. Did you like, I mean, because now you're like on a show, correct? Like with your face and everyone knew who you were? Yeah. Well, I've always had office throughout my life, like to be put on, though. It's not like that's a few things.

Like, you know, I've done some stuff in sex parties. before, like, you know, not film stuff, but, you know, going around sort of being hired to, you know, high candy, I guess you call it when I was younger. Well, interesting. Okay. So I knew sort of people from that sort of scene and they were always keen to get me involved. I was said no. But yeah, it's just then now, obviously different offers have come up from various sources, but it just doesn't super feel, it doesn't feel sustainable, like I say, at my age. Like, you could probably do it, get a bit of money now, and then it's just, I don't know, it just, it feels,

it feels like a big jump. I guess. I don't know. What do you do in your life? Like, what is your career? What do you do for a living? Just digital marketing stuff. Okay, digital marketing stuff. And I mean, listen, you don't have any kids. Do you have kids? No. Okay, no kids, no wife, no marriage, no, not tied down to anyone. You could reinvent yourself at any time. You're crazy not to be jumping on that whole bandwagon. That's really serious.

Well, I mean, the more I hear that, the more I think maybe I should. Of course you should. Oh, my God. If you had an only fan right now just for my show, you'd get like a hundred people signing up because it times up by $20. Like, seriously. And that's like a monthly thing. You would get a lot, like you would get a lot of people, especially with your book out and go on another documentary and like with your thing.

I mean, I think that you're selling yourself short. And I think, like I said, I think it's because maybe it has it always been a positive thing. I'm sure there's negatives to having the biggest dick, right? Like some guys, like you said, would be jealous and be like, oh, who the fuck's complaining? You got a big dick. Like, how could you complain? But, like, I'm sure there's negatives to it, right? Like, what are the negative?

Yeah. To having the, the, the, assumption, you got this big dick energy. Like, that's what you should be like. You should be this, you know, super confident macho guy. Yeah. I'm not that. So, yeah, people sometimes just assume the wrong things. Do you think it's because you've had some girls kind of look at it, like, they can't take?

You know, I'm sure you've been faced with, like, negativity about it, correct? Yeah, I think, well, a lot of guys I guess have about their dick at some point of, you know, some sort of thing either not being big or too big or whatever. But in my case, you know, I think I'm used to it now. I'm not confident about it. And part of being, you know, what I'm still not the most, you know, big-dick-energy guy and a bit more. Okay, this is how it is. I'm used to it now. Let's just, you know, be honest to me, be who I am about it, I guess.

But it still takes a bit of outside the norm just to be discussing these kind of things more openly. Yeah. Well, listen, when you made that decision to put yourself out there in the documentary and then to write a book, I mean, you definitely took a sort of leap in that direction to be more, you know, sort of leading with it, which I don't think there's anything wrong with that, you know, at all. I do think it's interesting that you're here to not only just like sexualize yourself and be like, oh, look at my big fucking dick. You want to talk about it like, you know, in an intelligent way, right? And it could because it's not just all great. Like, what are the negative? to having a really big dick like you have? I mean, when people think of the positives, I mean, those positives, they're very good positives. Yeah. When you think, oh, they're going to get more sex,

are going to get more attention, whatever, those sort of things, you know, you can't deny those. But that's for a very small portion of your day. Like, a lot of the time, that's not the case. Like, you've got to just carry this thing around with you. But, you know, you don't want it to be there. You don't want to be sexually.

You don't be looked at. And, you know, you're going to be ogled by certain people. But you don't want to get ogled by. you're going to get you have to deal with it all the time and then you always have that fear that we do get to know someone and get to like them that you can't they can't take it and it's just not going to work as a relationship yeah that's a big factor that yeah how many times have you has that happen to that you meet a girl and she doesn't know yet and you're dating her and you guys are just like kind of fooling around and then she gets to the point where she sees it and

she's like that's like a deal breaker I can't deal quite a lot I think not always like that sometimes they'll try for a bit. Yeah. And then they're raised, oh, it's not, you know, they don't like that. But then, you know, on the flip side,

of course, you meet the women who are kind of into you only for that reason. Yeah. I think that's why I've always been a bit skeptical of doing an only fan sort of thing. Because I don't like being reduced just to my dick, which obviously would be doing that,

you know, doing it, which nothing wrong with that if that's the mentality you have, but again, I find that very difficult, psychologically to live with. And having kind of had partners who have used me purely for my size, then it is, you know, it's very, it's just right.

It's just dehumanizing. And again, like I say, there's some guys have they hope like, yeah, give it to me, humanize me. But that's just not who I am. Yeah, right. But you've, like, have you had many long-term relationships with girls, even like long-term booty call relationships with girls that you actually connected to more than just physically?

A few. I've had a couple of, you know, sort of more like, you know, one to two-year relationships. Mm-hmm. But nothing more than that. Right. But with those girls, you felt like, you know, they were, okay with your size, but also liked you for everything else that you brought to the table? Exactly. Right. But that's few and far between. They're both quite open-minded in terms of sort of in the

bedroom and in terms of what they could take and everything. So it worked better. Yeah. And now how did you get into going to sex parties and stuff like that? It's basically friend of a friend. It was kind of a wealthy guy. He was sort of running one of them in London. It was a big scene there. Yeah. And they were just like, oh, we need some guy. You know, we've heard about you. So the gimmick was, go around wearing a horse mask over my face and then nothing underneath. Oh my gosh. Oh my God.

That's a fucking funny. So you've got the horse cock. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. And so that's what he hired you to do? Like, it was mostly sort of like a,

you know, butlering kind of drink stuff. But to get involved, if I was interested, obviously, I was welcome to be involved in any of the action there. Uh-huh. And did you get involved in the action there? Oh, yeah.

obviously not, you know, it depends. It turns to how it felt. There's definitely nights where you'd show up. Like, it's a job like any other to a point. Yeah. But it's like, okay, let's do that. It's about money in the evening. There's other nights where you're much in the mood or you find someone who takes your fancy and you get, you know, very involved.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would think in that world, did you feel like in that world you were more accepted or you felt more confident about it? I don't know. Was there a difference? Yeah, it is. Obviously, again, you know you're being used for that one asset. But it was, again, that was, because it's not.

real life. It felt easy to separate from my day to day. The fact it was in the evening in a very weird location, it was obviously kind of treated as a bit of a fantasy setting. But it made it easier to kind of go outside the comfort zone. Right. Now,

do you, listen, I've never been married. I never wanted to get married. I like, you know, doing what the fuck I want to do whenever, whatever. So, you know, right, yeah. But I was wondering, like, are you just that type of personality? Or do you think like having this huge dick, like, what is a barrier to you ever have get like ever being married or anything or is it just not your thing to and has nothing to do with your size.

I think part of me being more open about talking about it is because I'm like oh I'm a bit sick of having those situations before you meet someone yeah and you get to know them and then you know they get scared off because of the size it's all right I'd rather that be something that could be you know easily Google before we meet to rather have to go to that awkward conversation yeah weed out the trash weed out the people that are you're going to have to waste your time with. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

I mean, I don't want to scare everyone away, like either way. I want to find someone who can accommodate me because it's a big part of who I am. Yeah. But I also just want to make sure that, you know, I don't think it's impossible to do that. And I think as I'm getting older as well, I'm getting a bit more keen to sort of settle down perhaps than I would have been back in the day when I was younger. While I say, I wasn't, you know, massive big-dik-energy guy. Yeah. I still, you know, enjoyed the benefits of, you know, having a, and I have.

asset, shall we say? Of course. Yeah. Like someone to fool around with someone to hook up with. It wasn't like you were just alone, right? Like you had hookup buddies and stuff like that is what you're saying. Correct? Oh yeah. And obviously you get older, that's more challenging. Yeah, yeah. That's why maybe it's easier to be like, okay, maybe I would settle down for 10 years. And life goes by so fast when you're older too. So I think the thought of being with someone for a long term is horrifying. Horrifying. You know what I mean? Yeah. At that dose of half reality to the conversation. Yeah. When you're like 20 to think of you're going to be with the same. person until you're like 70. I don't know. Do the math. I say marriage math. That's a little horrifying. It's a lot of

years. When you get older, it's like, oh, years go by in two seconds. You're like, I could do 10 years living in five minutes. You know, it's no big deal. Now, you know, in your bio, like, I don't know, like you have some questions here. Like what I was like, how successful is penis reduction surgery? Is there an actual surgery and have you ever contemplated it where you could actually have made your dick smaller if you wanted to? Yes. So that's part of why I did the documentary as well. Yeah. Because they were originally said, oh, we can help pay for the surgery. So, okay, that seems good. And then they said, I know, we saw the price of it. We're not going to pay for the surgery.

But we got you in touch. So that's the same way. That's so rude. I know. So I spoke to the, they show me to speak to one of the doctors. So he obviously, he measured me. And then he forwarded me to some of the other people who helped, you know, measure me and make it more official, natural sort of size, supposed to this in the documentary.

but the surgery does happen. It's very rare though. It's not something you would typically do for size regions. Like it's more a case if you've got a tumor there or some like ridiculous swelling or its actual problem. Because again,

there's no safe way to do it really. It is just, you know, you cut the ligaments to make it shorter and then reattach them. And then you have to like splice off bits of the girth. So it's pretty graphic and horrible. They show me pictures and it's not. Yeah,

put me off. Yeah. So probably nobody would do something like that unless like you said it was like for a health reason, right? Like they had a tumor or something like that. Right? Yeah, I mean, I am thinking like if I am, you know,

you say we get old a pastor and everything. Yeah. If I'm like, you know, 50, 60 and then I can't get an erection, but it's like, oh, is it better to try and get the surgery down and then try and go back to normal? Or that's, you know, what would be said normal? Would that make things easier? Because obviously it's a lot of blood there, right?

Yeah. But yeah, I don't want to think about it, but I've got enough health problems. Yeah, of course. No, and I'm sure there's like side. and potential things that could go wrong, like lose all sensation, right? I mean, I just, I mean, when you're sort of cutting something and reattaching it, like, aren't there chances that they might not reattach the nerves correctly?

I don't know. Like, what were the sort of, yeah. Yeah, so the lengthening, well, yeah, the ligament stuff, making it longer and shorter. Yeah. That's kind of what they do now, but in reverse for, like, enlargements. Yeah. And they just lower it from your body. So they kind of doing the same thing, so instead of letting it drop.

more, they're pulling it back in your body. So that's the less problem. Okay. Yeah, yeah. It's more a case of the legs, the girth stuff, because they have to like really get into it. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I think you still get sensation. It's just obviously it looks kind of hideous because it's got, you have, you know, actual scars and everything all over it. Yeah.

They can't, like, guarantee you side either, so they could end up making it really small, or not as small as you want, because it's not an exact sign. It's just how to cut what they can based on what works and then reassemble it. Yeah, it's a very, and then you're just kind of stuck, you know, your bedroom for a while. You can't sex for months. Yeah, listen, how thick are you when you're flaccid? I mean, by the time you're, like, really old if you can't get it up, like, your flaccid dick would probably be perfect for a woman. Like, why would you ever try to do anything then, you know, it would probably be great, just you put it in soft.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, soft plays a good thing before that's what I've done with a lot where you know, you start off the book. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You do that? You play that way with women? Yeah, yeah.

That's smart. I still need to leave it up a bit, but yeah. Yeah. Now, have you, like, had to overcompensate? Because, like, listen, I talked to guys with micro penises before. I talked to another guy who supposedly had, like, the biggest dick and couldn't get girls. And then I had a listener who actually wound up fucking him and was like, he wasn't really that big.

So I think he was full of shit and posting, like, fake photos. There's probably a lot of fake people out there that pose as you, right? but with the micro penis guys you know a lot of times they like they're really great at going down on a girl you know because they do that more than fuck them right I mean like are you like really great at oral

because you've had to overcompensate because sometimes you can't sort of perform or some girls don't want to. I think I'm good at foreplay in general because they're going to have to be like oh there's always a stereotype but if you've got a big dick guy you know you don't

you're not actually good in bed because you just kind of rely on your your fuck yeah but in my case because it's the size it is, you really have to work a lot to make it amenable. Yeah, right. So you have, so you have been able to, like, you are better at other things because you had to be, right? Like, like, no difference.

I mean, I feel like, you know, it's kind of like a different side of the same coin, right? A guy with a micropenus and a guy with the biggest penis. I mean, you kind of probably deal with some of the same problems. Yeah, I've heard of it before. There's a lot more uncommon than you thinks. It's just about having an abnormal body. and how do you compensate with an all body? I think the difference obviously is that they can penetrate,

but maybe less satisfaction on the partner's side, but they have enough tools in their arsenal, and they're the same tools that I use to make things work. So, yeah, it's not people who think, you know, all big dick is amazing, then they're thinking of it from porn. They're not thinking about actual reality. Like, women are not coming from, you know,

just having a large penis shift in them. Yeah, no, no, totally. I think it's very, I mean, if you really think it through or anyone that's listening to you, talk understand when they really sort of put it into perspective and not like from a porn scenario that it's not all great you know what I mean you're not walking around swinging it and every girl's like in line have you ever hooked up with a guy or are you not into guys just into women no I've done like you know I'm not into that right okay so you never went there

plenty of offers yeah I can imagine what do you talk about in your book it's it's partly just my life stories yeah for the incidents all jones there some funny, funny stuff, some sad stuff all over the place and kind of the journey to where I am now. But it's also a look at a dick-size in kind of the media and culturally and how things have changed since I grew up and sort of the openness. And, you know, when I grew up, it was very much, you know, a male-dominated media landscape. I think certainly since growing up, there's a lot more women's voices being heard, which kind of does do quite a lot, I think, to dispel that myth that or you'll have a big cop to satisfy women. And if they're not saying they like the love because they're lying, you know,

it's that kind of stuff that you kind of, it's about trying to challenge those myths. Yeah. Quite a bit of quite a bit of an interesting sociological study while also just being, you know, a bit of fun for everyone to read. Right.

And when, now people can pre-order it, right? Where do they go to pre-order it? You can go to my website, biggest penis book.com. When did you get that URL? How long ago did you grab that one, Biggest penis book.

com? Only two years ago. It was available? Obviously, a lot of the big penis domain names were already taken. Yeah, yeah, that's good. So that one was available, though. That's perfect because it is a book, right? Exactly.

Yeah. Yeah, so you can sign up for a mailing list there. Yeah, when is it coming out? Hopefully next year. It might be 2026. It depends on the publisher. Right. Now, can people Google you and find a picture of your dick online somewhere,

like in that documentary? Did you show it? Yes, but it depends which version you're seeing. Not in the documentary, but you can see some stuff. I try to avoid having full nudes online there. Right. But I mean, pictures of it are out there somewhere.

That's what I'm just saying. I mean, like, and when you did it, right? Because like I said, I had that guy call in and he was talking about

his huge dick and it was on Craigslist at the time and he had all these pictures and stuff. And then, like I said, one of my listeners wound up fucking him. It was like it wasn't that big. And I think it was a fake picture. Right. So in that documentary,

they measured you, right? And everything. I mean, it was legit. Well, I can say, yeah,

you see me speaking to a doctor on the show. Obviously. been other TV shows where they've had to verify it there. Yeah. I've spoken to two, I've done on two different medical studies, part of a journal. I'm doing something with a museum coming soon.

What is that? Are they taking like a mold? Yes. Oh my God, interesting. Really? And it's going to be like on display? Yeah, that's the plan.

Yeah, well see, listen, I love that you're total, just like walking into it and owning like what you have and using it, you know, gain some notoriety, make a couple extra bucks. You know, I think you shouldn't put

Only fans off the table totally. I think you should think about it a little bit more. It's not off the table, but again, it's I'm sort of listening someone now, so it's not the best timing. Oh, so you have a girlfriend now? Yes. How long you've been dating her?

I don't want to jinx anything. Okay, how long you've been dating her? Just two months. Oh, okay. That's good. Well, good luck with that. Two months is a long time when you're older, you know? Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? Typically when you're older, you know right off the bat, like it's not going to

fucking work. If you start to last even in a couple months, that's a long time. So that's good. So you're not going to jinx it. So what about this whole thing that you have with fleshy? You know, because like males, like I always used to say, like, I feel sorry for guys. Like, they don't really have that many sex toys available. I'm like, I'm like, when I get on like a sex toy website, I'm like, you know, a hog.

Like, I'm like, oh, my God, I want this and I want that. And it's so much fun being a girl because there's so many different toys that you could buy and pleasure yourself with. And there's really, I always was like, there's really not much for men. you know but what is fleshy because you're partnered up with them right and they sell male sex toys yeah they go in touch because they're interested to see obviously you know i'm too big to use them but i'm very on on brand with their message yeah in terms of they're keen to do a lot to dispel a lot of those kind of myths around like the body being might open about talking about venuses

they've got a lot of you know very interesting futuristic tech they've got all sorts of the fleshy x3s coming out soon they're doing this thing with like video syncing to the device, people who watch that kind of stuff. So there's a lot of people who are interested in that, to definitely check them out. And that's getfleshy, right? It's getfleshy.com. Gethleshy.com, yes.

Right. And they're going to give my listeners 20% off, by the way. But why don't we go through, like, what do they offer? Are they penis pumps? They're, I don't know if they're necessarily pumps, but they are. Their skin? Like, what are they? Like, what do they do?

And how do you play with them? That's a good question. Do you know? Don't worry. I'll edit it out. I'm not supposed to use one. I can't to... What do you mean?

You're not supposed to do. I think they are masturbates. They're designed for pleasure more than like growth in the same way a pump would be. Right. They're designed for pleasure. Right. Okay. So,

penis pumps are designed for growth. You see, this is how much I don't know about sex toys. So you tell me. So their toys, it's not a penis pump, which is something that actually makes the dick bigger. Is that what penis pumps are for?

Well, they often, like, suppose to all these stretch them, well, they do more different things. So this is, this is more like a vibrator,

basically. Yeah. Uh-huh. And how does it work? Like you put your dick in it. You know. How does it? How does it?

How does it? It's not. It would not. Seriously, I have to always clarify, you know, I can't speak from experience. Oh my God. That's so funny. But they have you speaking for them. That's interesting, though.

Yes. Well, no, because again, I can say we have that shared ethos that, you know, there's nothing to be shamed about talking about these problems with a lot of men. You know, it's a, a debris topic in that, you know, women are much more open about using sex toys that men would be. Yeah. Like I said, I always felt like sad for guys that they don't have all these different things to play with and why and if there are if there is something out there like this why not try it they got

fleshy i'm on the website right now fleshy pro fleshy thrusts fleshy rumble fleshy three and one which has a face which i think is always really weird those ones that have the lips in the mouth i don't know and then the fleshy syntax that looks like a prostate massager which i'm always all for and i think it's like really great for guys to uh go to town on that area and try you know if people are there's so much stigma or surrounding, you know, anal pleasure for men, which is so stupid, you know, because it doesn't mean anything. Straight guys should try it too. They have that.

So these fleshy toys that they have, they're like vibrators, like you put your penis inside and then they vibrated. Is that what they are? Yes, but they have all sorts of different settings. Like I say, there's the one that connects to video. They're doing some BR stuff as well in the future. So keep an eye on them. They're always doing interesting things.

I'm like, okay, this is beyond what I experienced as, you know, when I was younger. Yeah, and so word on the street Since you can't talk about them Do guys love their toys? Like, do these toys work? Like, you don't know. I mean, like, I'm assuming you know, I don't know, you know, what do people say?

People just say, you know, people are very keen to use them and just give them a go. I think recently if you've never had the chance to try one, then there's no reason not to. Yeah, I say, like, I don't know why guys, like I said, I think it's sad that there's not a lot. And like, you know, I know about penis pumps. I've seen things like this online.

I just always thought it was like another penis pump, but it's not really, like you're saying, right? It's not a pump. It's more like a vibrator. Yeah, it's designed more sort of just to relax you, stroke you, et cetera, whereas a pump is designed. It's a vacuum. Yeah.

It's not, you know, that's, that's more of a very different feeling. Oh, yeah. So the fleshy three and one is like a pocket pussy, it says. It's designed to provide an authentic pleasure instrument. Yeah, that's interesting. I say guys should try like sex toys. They're going to give my, listeners, they're not that expensive these fleshy toys. It's getfleshy.com. They're going to give my listeners

20% off, which I think is great. It's sad that you promote the company, but you can't speak to the products. It's kind of funny. Yeah, it's not what you mean. But I agree with the message. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And remind everybody what that message is. People should be, men should be able to talk about this kind of stuff more. Like, what is your message? Yeah, basically that there's no, you know, people think talking about things is ultimately bragging or being creepy or whatever, but it doesn't have to be. Just be this is a fact. Obviously, it's a time and a place. But you know, you shouldn't be afraid to admit things that bring you pleasure. Right. But let me ask you, has that changed for you over time? Like, were you more self-conscious and less likely to talk about stuff when you were

younger and you learned that as you got older? Or did you always feel that way because you kind of were packing this thing that word got out so you always were forced to kind of talk about it? I would definitely force to be more confident from an early age because of that. But in some ways, having that attention made me more shy because it was like, you know, you see those really like big burly muscle, you know, seven foot tall guys. And they have to kind of be teddy bears personality wise. Because if they're actually like a normal guy, they'd be scare people away and be kind of terrifying. I always feel like to have a bit of the same where I have a certain reputation,

which I try to do the opposite to try to remedy a little. But I think as I've gotten older, I think, you know, you do just say, fuck it a bit more in terms of like being open about stuff. So I think that message fits quite well. Yeah, I think you did on purpose try to not have big dick energy, you know. No, I think I do because I don't like being surreacted. Yeah. People think, you know, it's, you just get, I'll say it's offensive, but it's just, it's

very annoying. People think, oh, you're going to act a certain way because a certain body part in the same way you wouldn't think, oh, this woman's got big tits. She's going to be, you know, an idiot or whatever, dixie. Yeah, blonde. Yeah, 100%. women go through that all the time. I had a girlfriend in, you know, middle school had really huge boobs.

And I mean, it was like horrifying for her, you know, first of all, buying clothes, getting bathing suits. And then going to the beach and having like old, you know, when you're 15 years old, 14 years old, you want, you don't want people's fathers fucking looking at you. It's like gross. You know what I'm saying? And that's like, what would happen to her? She had a breast reduction. And I remember, like, thinking like, how could you do that, you know? But from, but that's like the world you guys live in, that people do.

don't understand, you know, you are being sexualized. And that must be very uncomfortable, especially when you're younger and growing up, you know, because other people don't have to deal with that as much. Yeah, when people think about fantasies, they're thinking about those ideal moments where it involves, you know, a girl you like, or a guy you like really, you know, being into you because of it or whatever or get water or attention. But, you know, you're not going to get up from them. You're going to get from a random person that you don't care about. Or like at a time when, you know, you're trying to get to work or do something you're not thinking you're not at sex at all. Yeah, no, totally. For you, for you, you

getting hit on by guys and you're not even gay or into guys at all, right? Yeah. Yeah. And so you hit up by porn companies and everything. And then did you go get a, did you get a book deal or did you just decide to do the book yourself and you're publishing it on your own? It was, well, I've, having a bit of issue with the published at the moment, hoping to find another one to get involved, if not, I'll have to self-publish.

But a few people are interested anyway, so we'll see where it goes from there. Well, okay. So why don't you give a shout out to where everyone could. I'll put the Get Fleshy link in my description. People will get 20% off if they want to try any of the toys. And then they could come back on my show and we'll talk about them. How they feel. The car is anonymous.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. And then for you, though, why don't you give a shout out to your website and where they could get the book and all that kind of stuff? And I'll put that link in the description as well. Great. And that link, as mentioned earlier, is the lovely, lovelyly named BiggestPenestbook.com. Yeah.

Okay. Biggestpenestbook.com. they could purchase your book. Will it be an e-book or a hardcover, like a hardcover or both? I'm trying to do both. Okay. It'll be the way to go. Did you write it already?

Because by the way, I had a book deal. I got a book deal this year and had to write a book in six months. It was actually the worst thing I ever had to do in my life. It was so effing hard. When I handed it in October 31st, I just want to jump out my window or just throw the book out And it was like the hard. I can't even tell you how hard it was. I was like, oh, anyone comes to me in the future with a book advance.

I'll be like, I'll actually pay you not to give me a book deal. Don't give me money to me. I'm like, it's really hard, you know. So I give anyone credit. That's why I ask. Like, did you write the book already? I've written a lot of it. It's one of those things, though, where there's always new stuff happening and new ideas coming out.

I'm so fortunate that the publisher's not been, you know, well, it's not working with them at the moment. You know, they've been up to this point. Yeah. Yeah. But in a weird way. I got to tell you, in a weird way, having a deadline and being forced to get it into a certain time frame will most likely eventually, unfortunately, help you. You can't stop tinkering with your book. You can't stop tinkering with it. Every time you go back, you want to change more. Like, I would have, like, I can't tell you. It's like so hard that I'm like, in a weird way, it is good to give yourself a time period to just be fucking done with it or you'll never be done. I'm just telling you. It's like it's a thing. So, you know. Yeah, I'm trying to think of a good, a good end point for it. But fingers crossed soon.

Yeah, okay. Well, good luck with that. People could buy your book over there. Thanks so much for calling in. I think people are probably going to be Googling and trying to find some picks of your dick online. They're going to try and go look at it. But they're out there. Your name is Matt Barr.

Your website is BiggestPenusbook.com. I'm going to put it all in the description. Thanks so much for calling in, Matt. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers, is now available not only in paperback and e-book, but you can pre-order

the audiobook. It's still not going to be out until August 25th, but you can pre-order it. The book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show. I kind of picked one story from each category

that I talk about on my show. Like there's a hot wife story. There's a cuck queen story. There's a cuck story. There's a gang-bang girl story. Like I said, 17 stories. and they're all told in the third person, and they're all true. I took the interview and rewrote it in the third person,

and I wouldn't really call it like a total erotica book. Think like Penthouse letters. It's more direct. It's not so over the top like erotica. I don't really like that kind of vibe, right? But these are true stories, 17 of them. They're really short chapters, easy read. You could read one or two and then skip around.

You could read the whole book. It's available in eback format, paperback format, and finally, the audiobook is available coming out August 25th, but you could pre-order it now. And if you buy my book in any format or pre-order it, I will throw in a complimentary link to my Discord. My Discord does not disappoint, okay? There's no way you get into my Discord any other way than getting the link from me, okay? I give it to people who buy my book.

There's tons of people in there. Everybody shares content with each other. and that's what you get to do there. You can post your own pictures and videos. There's tons of channels. We have lots of contests where you can win a lot of money. It's a super fun place to be. It's a total strictly anonymous community and you will love it.

I will be giving anyone who buys my book access to my Discord. It's private, like I said. All you got to do is email me a screenshot of your purchase, whether you did the audiobook, the ebook or the paperback. sent it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. That's Strictly Anonymous Podcasts at gmail.com. And I will send you the link to Discord. So anyway, thanks so much for tuning in.

This is the Strictly Anonymous Podcast. Thanks a lot. Thank you. Good back. Bye. Bye. Okay. Good news.

I do have a book out. I wrote a book and it's coming out. The book is called Strictly Anonymous Confession. Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. What I did was I picked out the 17 best episodes. That was very hard to do. I picked like one from each category. And I retold the story from the third person.

So it's not interview style. It's a little bit more erotica. The only place where I took Creative Liberty was in the sex scene. So it's even hotter than my episodes. Like I said, it's told in the third person. And they're all true, just like my show. I mean, these are real stories from my show. show, just written out, like I said, in the third person, not an interview style, more like a story,

but a true story, a true super hot story. Now, listen, it is available for pre-order now, and it's not coming out until October 14th. And I was like, oh, my God, that's a long time away. So I figured I'd incentivize people. If you want to pre-order it now, I will give you free access to my Discord if you pre-order it now. All you got to do is screenshot, a pick of the receipt, just, screenshot it to me, send it to Strictly Anonymous podcast at gmail.com. And then I will send you the link to my Discord. So that's a little incentive to pick it up now. It's on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Simon & Schuster.

The link is in the description. So make sure to click on it. And if you get it, send me the pick of you purchasing and I'll give you free access to my private discord. That is a totally naughty, super hot community with a lot of people over 2500 people over there having fun. Remember email me the pick. Anonymous podcast at gmail.com.