Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 108 - Dr Guy is a Total Cokehead

Episode Date: January 12, 2016

Dr. Guy is still a womanizer and calls in to discuss his most recent womanizing ways which include late night, after hour parties at his house where everyone gets naked and then they totally get it on. He gives all the juicy details as well as explains why he thinks having coke is the best way to get girls to bang you. Tune in to hear his reason as to whyit's great as well as hear why he's totally wrong. **To see anonymous pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd To Join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712 or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712 Want to be on the show? Email me at [e-mail] or go to http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confesss while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed. Sponsors: https://bluechew.com Get your first month FREE! https://butterwellness.com/ Try the Butter Wellness perineum massager and use code STRICTLY for 20% off your entire order Follow me! Instagram https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/ Twitter https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en Website http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/ Everything else https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hey, welcome Strictioner on this podcast. Kathy. If you want to follow the show on Twitter, follow the show at Strict Anonymous or you can follow me at Cartoon Therapy. And if you can write a review, I always say this at every podcast that nobody ever does, write a review either on Stitcher or on iTunes. Today I'm going to get right to the podcast because it's just that kind of a day. It's a frustrating, irritating, crazy day.

And I'm taping a podcast like at 10 o'clock at night and I just want to fucking go to sleep. because everything has gone wrong. Oh, by the way, it's Mercury Retrograde. Do you know what Mercury Retrograde is, Dr. Guy? I have a doctor guy on the phone already. I already have the guest on the call. There's no intro today. I'm just getting right to it.

Do you know what Mercury Retrograde is? Mercury Retrograde now. Yeah, it's like some sort of astrological thing that really interferes with everything and it's going down and it really, really exists. And I'm just like, fuck you Mercury Retrograde. I know it's so dumb, but... I double fuck

to the Mercury Retrograder Gras. No, really, the reason why you're on the podcast is because you fuck a lot of girls. You don't fucking work your retrograde. That's why we have you on. Because you are by far, right now, like seriously, since the last time we spoke to you, where you were just talking about your womanizing ways, you have, like, up the ante. Like, you bang more girls than you did when I first met you. It's just like a snowball effect. It just gets more and more because you just keep, what I think is happening with you is like you just keep tapping into, like, I think areas and women, not areas, like women and people, women who you probably didn't think

when you got out of your divorce that you could actually get. And now you're like, oh, my God, I could fuck 23-year-olds and I could fuck strippers and I could fuck like all these people. And you're just like going rampant. Because when I first met you, you were like, oh, I don't go to strip clubs and I only like older women. And I don't, why would your brother be married to a young girl? Like all these fucking things.

And it turns out. I still hold by that advice. What? Don't marry a young girl. Okay, but I'm just saying you acted as if you didn't even like to date, you know, but I think that maybe you just thought that you could never get one for some reason. You know, you were like not living in the city, you were in the suburbs, you had been married your whole fucking life.

You had like eight kids, you know. You come to New York and all of a sudden this whole world opens up to you. And the more you become single and to keep dumping all the girls you dated, me included, you started to just, and then you tapped into like the, club scene, you went crazy. And now you do fuck strippers. You go to strip clubs all the time. We fuck 22-year-olds.

I mean, the younger, the better for you. You have a girl named Bella. We'll out everybody on this call because nobody knows who anybody really is. But you have a girl named Bella who you're after. She's like a Russian 23-year-old. And she's like your newest sort of girl you want to conquer, right? Yes. But you have like...

I mean, I'm on others. But yeah, yeah, definitely, you know, I like... like to see her and, you know, see tomorrow night. Right. And you like, are because she's 23? I mean, when I met you, I thought you fucked 65-year-olds behind. No, yeah, no. I've never fucked her 65.

No, but you like, yes, you did. I still think that's like, no. No, it did not. Okay. This is what, I think that if, like, you, we were really anonymous, you'd call into my show and the show would be Dr. Guy likes to go down on women over 60. No, absolutely not. That's what I think.

I don't know. I just have this psychic vibe. I feel like that's your secret fetish. I like them young. I don't mind women closer to my age since I mind them. But once you've messed up with a really young girl, it's the best. So you always want that. How come it's better, the skin?

The skin, yeah. They're just younger and fresher. Oh my God. Right, right. It's in your nature as an animal to be attracted more to a younger woman, just like it is for women to be attracted to a guy with more cash and anyone that says I'm wrong for saying, you go fuck themselves, it's nature.

Hold on, it's nature. Like if I was a cow, I wouldn't want the lazy cow sitting on the side. You don't know what I mean to be the father of my cow babies? I'd want the successful cow, right? That's just nature. Yeah, you want the big strapping bull. Yes, that's what I would want. And you as a man.

cow or bull or whatever the fuck it is, you'd want the young cow that could actually get pregnant instead of the old cow like me who couldn't get fucking pregnant for years. Right? This is the way that it goes. It's animal shit, right? Exactly. It's as basic as the bird of these. Yeah, exactly.

That's why. But this is what's so fucked up. And I'm just going to get off topic a little bit because really what I just want to get to it on this podcast so I could just say I could have dinner is I just want to talk but all the orgies and sex stories you've had to give my listeners a couple, like, good stories because I enjoy listening to your stories, I think they will. But what I wanted to say, though, along the lines of that little cow analogy I just gave, what I think is fucked up is that guys are sort of, like, looked upon as heroes when they tap a 23-year-old ass, right? Like, that's

a great thing for you. It's fine for men to admit that they like younger women better. But women who go after men who are more successful or have money are totally looked at in a very negative light. And I think it's kind of ridiculous because you just agreed with me that it is nature, right? And if a woman is looking for a man in nature to sort of take care of her and her babies, it's her instinct. Why would it be wrong for her to like a man that has more money over a guy that doesn't or whatever? Do you know what I mean? It's so sad that that's the way that it's looked upon. Because in a weird way, it's just nature too.

I think that you're right at some sense, but then again, you know, part of the problem, you know, why it's looked down upon... Wait, hold on, I didn't hear you. What? The reason I would say it would be looked down upon is because, you know, they are trying to, you know, one of it.

There's no... They're insatiable in their demand. Oh my God, like you're not insatiable in your demands of the fucking women behind other women's back and all that shit. Come on. Same thing, please. I see it right before the other girl. Now I know. It's just, you know what it is. I could go on and on about the man-woman thing.

I just have to come back in another lifetime as a man because it's just a double standard that exists. It's so gross. And it just gets worse as you speak because you're like, oh, you know, the woman takes advantage. But yet a man could cheat and then go after like, you know, younger girls. but that's still not a bad thing, you know, that still is like cool. Yeah, it's cool. Very cool. It's very cool.

Right. That's what you're doing. I mean, you don't really lie to women, but you do have relationships every now and then that these women think that they're having relationships with you, kind of, right? But you're fucking the world. Or maybe you don't even have that anymore. You're just full on screwing like tons of girls. And somehow you wind up getting these girls.

Now you're very big into cocaine. We're just going to talk about drugs and alcohol in this podcast because no one knows who you are and you can't get busted. But you do a lot of blow all of a sudden. When I first met you, I don't even know if you had even done it or you just wasn't something that you're into. But you're a full head. Look at you're a full, like, fledged Cokehead because every time I talk to you on the phone, you're like blowing your nose. Okay. And you're stuffed up.

That's why they call me the cocaine cowboy. Is that what they call you? No, that one girl called me. Or the boyfriend is making fun of me. goes, oh, how is a cocaine cowboy? Right. And I think that, you like other men, I think, figured out that girls like Coke, and if you have Coke, they'll hang around.

And you're so needy of women to like you, and you're so, like, you have an insatiable appetite for women that I think cocaine is your best friend, not only because you like to get high off of it, but I think it's like a good way for you to get girls and to keep them around you. you get the hottest girls with cocaine always. Really? By the way, yes, yeah. Like what are the uglier girls what? They don't want Coke.

They want what cigarettes? No, I'm sure they want cocaine too, but you could parlay that into, you know, very, very, very hot girls. Right, that really are needy of cocaine. Well, it's like, it's like, I mean, you had the analogy to when we try to money, you know, money, helps you get girls too. And so we use that. We, you know, we wind on a woman. So, you know, another way you're attracting girls is cocaine.

You know, it distinguishes you. It kind of allows you to have an intimacy with a girl very easily. Because when you go to the bathroom to do cocaine, all of a sudden, you know, you're locked in a bathroom together. and you know put stuff up your nose and that usually lead to something like blowjubs in the bathroom yeah I already just you know

making out of them right yeah yeah so it's very helpful so like maybe we're going to use this podcast as a way of how to get girls to fuck you in New York one is have cocaine handy at all times

yes yes very bored always drink cocaine with you oh my God I'm literally looking at my little baby on the baby monitor and I just can't this is like I just want to make a little public service announcement that I am not condoning any of these things like I mean

especially not at 50 not at 50 this is not something that you should try at home but no and let me just tell you why you shouldn't try it at home did I talk about how bad you looked when you came over my house today I don't remember if we talked about that I don't think so

Yeah, well, he came over my house. Yeah, he came over my house before to tape this podcast in person because the doctor has a mumbler and you can barely understand him over the phone. So he came over to do it and we couldn't tape it because my baby was up, but he came over looking like shit. And I'm going to talk about this again because I talked about it before. We did try to tape and it didn't work out. But I talked about how your eyes were red as your face and you, you, your eyes were red as your face. and you had water all over your shirt that you spilled. You asked me for water you walked in and it spilled all over your shirt.

You were like a fucking mess. And you're like a very attractive man who's dressed really well. And you had nice clothes on, but it was all, they were all falling off because you came from like a hotel, a nap at a hotel with some girls from London that you had not yet slept like you were out with them from the night before. So I don't even know why I brought that up. I just thought it was funny. because I think that oh yeah I was talking about how I don't condone I don't condone anything that we're talking about because literally at 50 I don't know how your body's gonna sustain it long enough but let's like let's do a like a countdown to the way that you too can fuck a lot of girls like doctor guy because you fuck a different girl every single night one is have cocaine handy at all time because if you do you could get really hot girls and you can fuck them in the bathroom is that what you're saying you can fuck them in the bathroom you can fuck them anyway which

you want them. Right. And let me just talk about a theme that comes up a lot in your stories when you're talking to me about I'm nailing all these girls. You bring a lot of these people back to your house or back to one of your friend's house because there's a guy that you double team girls with all the time. And you take a lot of girls back to your houses. And it's always like there's always like a card game that happens that gets people naked. Like is that like a move of yours? Yeah. That's that's always a good move. So either a card game or you know, a dare game or

Oh my God Are these girls like 15? No, they're all the legal age. No, but I mean, it sounds like you're doing like things I would do when I'm 17. Yeah.

Truth or dare? Yeah, some kind, is some kind or I've never, you know, like that game we say, I've never, ever done, blah, blah, blah. You know, so. And then somehow that gets the girls to take their clothes off?

Yeah, because if they lose or whatever, you know, then they got to take their clothes off. And we're taking our clothes off too. You know, I'm taking off my clothes too. So I'm joining in the fun. And your guy friend is taking off those clothes too. Yes, yeah, yeah. But we both, you know, had, you know,

either one woman or two women at the same time. And me and him, yeah, we both, we're both naked. Right. And then, and do you and the guy ever get, you, you're not by at all, right? Like, I mean, what's the whole deal? No. Even in all of your drunken cocaine, haze, you guys have never crossed swords? Never, we never crossed swords.

Yeah, but you know that you could just touch it by accident when you're double-team. No, never touch it. Never touch it. That's never happened. Not at all? Never, never. Now, does the other guy have a girlfriend? No, you're both totally single?

Yeah. We just, I mean, there'll be girls, you know, like I'll hang out with, you know, one girl, maybe for a couple of days. I may, you know, I may see a girl a couple of times, you know, we all have our regulars. You know that at the very least, you can always take her home. So, I mean, but nothing's a girl. No one's a girlfriend. It's all very casual and, you know, not very committed. Let's put it that way.

Right. And let me ask you this in the club scene with all these girls that are just like doing a lot of blow with you and stuff. Like are any of them like, because I know when, you. you weren't doing girls like in that sense and you were like getting them on okay cupid and in other places you know other than like the sort of place where you're now like those girls like wound up liking you and there was all that fucking drama because they thought you were like a regular guy these girls right who meet you out and you're just like a party guy an old man in the bar do giving feeding them cocaine i mean do these girls wind up liking you too or is it a totally different scene because

they they meet you in a very different way no no they they they like me yeah no but do they want the relationship like what would happen with all the other regular girls it depends a lot on how fucked up they are what do you mean fucked up at the time that you no it just always saying like you know they're personal lives oh my god hold on

hold on yeah go on so if their personal life is really you know fucked up they are not you know capable of having a relationship so, you know, they're very dysfunctional. So they're not even capable of it. I'd say the majority, however, are, you know, would want a relationship if I was willing

to have one with them. But they know practically that's not going to happen. You know, because they witness exactly what's going on. Well, why don't we talk about this time where you had a girl at your house who you were fucking and then you went into the room where she was sleeping and fucked another girl. Yeah. Yeah, no. I mean, yeah, I had, I, I fucked this girl the weekend before.

And I went out with her actually like, you know, twice in the past. And I kind of liked her. And then, you know, I met at the club and she came back to the house with me and I fucked her. And so she came back, we were like eight of us back in my apartment. you're, you know, partying. And she could sense that the other girls were flirting with me. And I think she kind of wanted to get out of there. And so she goes, you know, I'm feeling tired.

You know, they'll go back home. And I was, you know, I said, well, you know, I might want to fuck her later. I was going to say, yeah, you were keeping her on the back burner. Yeah, just in case. Back a plan. Just in case, yeah. So I said, no, no, no, don't go home. Just go away down my bedroom and relax.

And I'll wake up later. and then maybe like 45 minutes later me and this other girl just started making out with me Bella, we'll say Bella, we talked about for the hot 22-year-old Russian that you're like dying over. Trophy girl.

Okay, so Bella's there and she makes a move on you. She moves on me and she grabs me and takes me into my bedroom and starts fucking me on the floor with a girl in the bed, like right in front of her. And then we hop onto the bed and we're fucking and she like freaked out

and ran out of the room wait so she woke up while you guys were having sex so did Bella know that that girl was in there who knows I don't know so you're on the floor

having sex like are you guys loud doing it? Yeah yeah it's like you know you rip it off clothes you know and you knew

like at that point did you know that the other girl was in there yeah I knew damn well but you didn't care or was it a turn on? I guess

a little bit both, yeah. And I wasn't going to tell this other girl that I don't want to fuck you because I had a girl No, I mean, I don't want to take advantage in the situation, so I just let it happen. Who decided to take it up onto the bed

where the girl was? Well, yeah, within a few minutes, it's not comfortable on the floor, if we got on the bed, something like that, I don't remember it was all very hazing. So, but surely after we started fucking, we ended up on the bed, you know, and the girl kind of like, you know, jumped up and ran away. So, yeah, it was probably only a couple minutes. It tops, so.

Right. And did she, like, leave your house, or did she go sleep in another room? And did she ever talk? I see, I don't know what happened to because I didn't wake up to, like, get on my bed's, like, three o'clock the next day. Mm-hmm. Oh, because you were with the, you were, you stayed in. the bed with the girl who you fucked and fucked her all day. I know your moves because I dated you.

Like you'll fuck a girl five times in the next day. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot their, I don't know how many times. And we've only got around three block in the afternoon. How could you be? I know for a fact you don't use Viagra.

Because if you did, you'd totally be honest about it. Because that's what's cool about you. You're super honest. How do you have such a high sex drive at your age? Like you're 49 years old. Most 49 year olds, normal 49 year olds could maybe fuck once. They could fuck good, you know? but they could do it like once and they can't do it like when they're younger and then go another time maybe two times max right and then i think most other people who are able to do more than that are taking vigor or something i know for a fact that you don't how the fuck do you like fuck a girl and i know for a fact you do because i've dated you like how do you fucking girl five times and get hard in two seconds like five times within you know six hours i don't know i'm just so fucking horny i can't help it

And I just, you know, I get turned on and, you know, there's nothing like better than the fuck a girl. And so, I mean, I love having a girl in my bed and I love fucking urine. So it's, it just happens. I've always been very horny. I've always been pretty. But it's never waned. I mean, because it is your doctor.

It is sort of fueled by hormones. I mean, women go through it when they go through menopause and paramedopause, they definitely sense a difference in their sex drive. I mean, so it's definitely related to hormones, right? So, I mean, what's with your testosterone? Yeah, my testosterone. I mean, my testosterone is super hot. I mean, I'm looking in a lot of ways.

I have to look very young. You what? I look young for my age. Yeah, but I got to tell you, you're starting to look older because of all your partying and shit. Oh, my God. That was just today. I mean, let me tell you what happened before I came to your house.

So I just, you know, I spent, I've been partying. nonstop for almost three days. I hadn't slept at all. You know, Thursday night, I had to speak at all. Friday night. Right. And what people don't understand is you go to work, like hardcore. You have a real, not just a job.

You don't have a job. Like you have like a business, your own business where you're doing injections. There's hardcore. You're making sometimes $30,000 in one day at your gig. So you're like having me, you're running a huge business during the day. in a day and I do it on no sleep and I look decent I know it says wow I'm terrible

no no one tells you that because A probably they're your you're their boss No they can't they can't believe They told them I Who's they out in the bars My staff My staff they're like literally say

How do you do it? I understand it You look fine What how do you How does it work that way And so Yeah but they see you every day I don't see you every day

So they don't see the gradual decline. Just like you don't see the gradual decline because you see yourself every single day. I see the gradual decline because I don't see you as much. You have gone downhill since you've been partying. It's not a lot. It's not even a point, but a half a point, yes. I totally disagree.

So let me just tell you when I walked in today, what went on. I partied for three days straight. I got maybe a couple hours of sleep on, you know, Saturday. you know, like three or four hours of sleep and I partied all night, Saturday night, with those two girls. And then we left my apartment around 11.30. We went back to the hotel, maybe to get a half hour nap,

woke up still drunk, coked up, shaky, went to brunch because we had a brunch reservation. Then came home and I got an hour nap, and then you woke me up and so I got up and so I had slapped God I was so tired you know that's why I looked like hell

I was sleeping in some bed in a hotel these two girls you know so it wasn't even a very you know restful global sleep no I understand I have a newborn baby now so I have had the cumulative effects of like not sleeping for days on end and eventually does take a

on your looks. It just does. You know, you can't help it. So if you think that all this not sleeping isn't taking you down and not, you're wrong. Your workers don't see it because they see you every day. I see it because I don't. I don't know. I slowly disagree. The girl still like me.

I look good. You will, that's what I said. It's not even, okay. So if you're nine, you're an 8.75, okay? But it's your, it is. It only costs me a quarter point. Quarter point to a half a point. No, but it's making you look a little bit more your age.

That's all I'm saying. If I showed you pictures of how you were, like, when I first met you, to now. Pre-partying. To pre-like figuring out, like, there's this world out there where you could, like, get tons of girls, young girls and everything. If you just, like, fucking throw money around and give them cocaine and act like an asshole, you know, like a 15-year-old, not an asshole, like a, you know, a 22-year-old, you know. You, once you figure that out, that's when it, that's when things change for you.

Yeah. But for the better. Yes, it's better, yeah. I'm very happy. Right? I'm thrilled. Yeah, I'm very happy. Like, what would be your advice?

Okay, so there's card games. There's cocaine, truth or dare. So, immature games to play that you would play, like, Like, what about spin the bottle? Have games on hand. Have more cocaine. Obviously, have alcohol. You don't need condoms.

No, condoms. Not necessarily. The girls need to be drunk, right? Yes. They have you drunk. But mostly cocaine. That's the most important thing. Cocaine is like key, key, key, key, key.

And so, I mean, so basically how your night goes, it always, you know, starts out with the dinner, so you get to talk to the girls, he kind of warm things up, and then you go to the club around 12, 31 o'clock, and at some point during the evening, your job is convinced some of these girls to come back with you to the apartment to party, and that's the whole key. It's not just one. What do you mean? Like, it's never, you're always like partying with a big group of people, so it's never just like one girl that you like, that you take back alone.

right? It's most of the time groups. Most of the time is groups. But then, you know, sometimes it's just one. But yeah, most of the time it's groups. Like Bella, if you met Bella out, like wouldn't you want her back alone? Yeah, I will. I will. I take her home. Alone. Alone. Yeah, alone. Yeah. Alone. Right. But most of the time, even when you're out in a group, even if there's one girl you like, you want everyone to come back because you just don't want the party to end, right? Yeah. I mean, you still, you still have a good time and, you know, you want to keep going.

going and you know it always helps to have girls there because if you're sitting there you know by yourself with cocaine it's not much fun so you want a couple girls and always you know it's always good to increase your odds and then sometimes you get more than one girl to have sex at a time so it helps to have several right how so you've double you've had two girls a lot yeah so i've done like you know, me and another guy have done two girls at the same time you know, in like an origin type fashion, we've also

the same guy we've done, you know, both same girl, you know, because all the other girls left is only one naked girl left and we both have to fuck her. So that's what happened. Oh my God. Does she wake up like in your bed and like, oh my God, did I fuck you and your friend? Like does she regret? Like, do you ever see like the aftermath of the girls when they sober up?

Um, no, I didn't see it because she left before I woke up because I usually sleep, you know, like on a weekend, obviously, you know, three, four, five o'clock. A lot of times we'll just go home before that. So, but I see the same, you know, we see the same people over and over again. Right. So it's like a click. It's like regulars, right? So these girls who fuck you and got naked, they show up and you're all just friends and everyone just wasted. It doesn't really matter. I live in that world. So I totally get it. And I get why you don't go home with one person, because once you start getting involved in that high that you get off of that fucking party and that constant, that whole thing that you say with the group, you'd have to really, really like somebody to let all of that go to go home with one person. It's just not the same anymore. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Right?

Yeah. Yeah. And also, I think psychologically, when you go home with one girl, it's much more intimate. It's, you know, it's, you know, you're letting you know that you like her and, you know, you want to spend time with her. And is any of that fun to you compared to all this other nonsense with all this other stuff that you're doing? What do you mean? I mean, it just doesn't see, it doesn't, it doesn't give, it's not going to give you that feeling that you get from all those people back at your house and all that fucking shit.

It's just not going to give you that same high. It's not going to be the same thing. Yeah. Yeah. This is definitely a much more, you know... Intense feeling. Intense feeling. It feeds what you're looking for, which is like, you know, you get, you're very empty

inside and you have issues and problems. And so you try to fill yourself up with this kind of stuff. And I feel like this is temporarily much more fulfilling than going out with one person. Yes. For sure. Because I know for a fact that you really like Bella. she keeps wanting to go out, but you keep kind of blowing her off to go out on these binge nights with lots of people, right? Because that's really what you're even more addicted to.

Yeah. Yeah. I find that it's very, you know, very intense, euphoric, you know, and even if you're dead tired, you know, once you get there and all the girls, are there and, you know, you're drinking and you're snoring cocaine and then you go to the club, the music's pounding. Yeah, it's just a, it's just like a budget jumping. Right, you're not going to leave that for one girl that you like, no way. No, no, no, it's just, yeah, you can't compare it. How much?

Yeah. It's different girls, you know, that way, also, you're, you know, yes, there's some of the same girls that come to the same clubs. You do, you know, a lot of people eventually. but there's always new girls. There's always, you know, people join the group or friends of friends or, you know, someone busy from out of town,

so there's always new girls. Right. How much money do you think you spend on cocaine a day or a week? Not that. I probably spend, I'd say in a week, you know, average by about four or five hundred you know. That's it?

Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's what you need. You don't need much. Oh, really? How come? Yeah.

A couple grand. First of all, the other guys have also. You know, the only one supply in the cocaine. You know, I don't do it unless I'm out or with people. So I don't have it.

If I have it at home, I don't touch it. And are you just, like, are you blowing lines or just doing bumps in the bathroom? Both, yeah. I mean, so in the clubs, you're doing bumps in the bathroom, and then when you get back to party at someone's house, you know,

then you're doing lines, you know, you're using them a little faster. I mean, some nights will go through, you know, three, four grams. Other times, you know, one gram is enough to last for a while. So it's not as much as you think, yeah. Oh, interesting. I would have thought it was a lot more. Yeah. So it's things that some weeks maybe, you know, spent $600, you know, by, you know,

that's less than alcohol yeah dollar for dollar cocaine is your best friend it's your best fucking friend you you you can get a lot of mileage out of a bag of cocaine

right as opposed to buying a girl 10 Cosmos to bang her you could buy one like how much is a gram of Coke it's 100 for usually a gram right so if you had a gram of Coke I usually buy I usually buy bulk.

I do you buy like three or four. That gives you some free stuff. No, but I'm trying to help my listeners. If they buy a, if they buy a gram for a hundred bucks, right, that's saving the money of all those. Well,

you still have to buy drinks because I think Coke without alcohol is no fun. Or it's just too much, you know, that you want to a little drunk. I don't, this is my thing, though, about drugs and shit and everything. Like, I'm,

because I'm a very sober person. So I hate to just be on this podcast, being like, yeah, if I can do blow and get a girl high and give her lines. Because I'm like way beyond that, but I understand it and it's like what goes down, you know what I mean?

So I'm just like sort of dishing it out, but I have to make that statement again that I don't believe. Not chagelity. Not really. I think cocaine and like, I think it's scary coke because I loved it when I've done it in my life and it was like

it really would be my drug of choice if there was a, if it was a, you know, not bad for you. Um, but it's really hardcore. And I just think that like stuff like that stuff like, you know, people pop volumes nowadays and take a lot of pills and stuff. Like, you just, you could just like fucking die. Like you really can from stuff like that. And it's just like, so it's kind of scary what you're doing to your body. You're, you know, you're going to be 50 years old. And you are old. And even though you don't look old, you don't feel old, you don't act old.

You don't seem old. You are old. Um, and so you're doing a lot of when you're drinking and you're not sleeping. Like you don't know that one time you do a line that you don't, you're just heart getting fucking those nuts, you know, you really, that could happen. So it is a very dangerous drug. That's what I need to say.

Because I think it's not good. And because most of the time you really want to drink when you're on a two, but then when you're drinking on it and then you're doing that, like it's just a, it could really, it's like Russian roulette. You don't know the person that does the same shit that everybody else does. And then they like fucking die from it.

So I just think it's not worth it. Alcohol is fine enough. Smoke a little weed if you want. But even though Coke is fun and it feels really good and it's nice, it's highly addictive because it is so fucking great and it makes you feel so great. It lasts for like 15 minutes and then you need more. It's like so short term and it costs a lot of money and it could do a number on your heart. And for me, I have to say like the next day you feel like a truck like ran you over. And then the day after that, you feel like throwing yourself off your building and killing yourself because you're so psychotically depressed. You don't know why.

It's like a hardcore downer, like afterwards. And I think that's why people get addicted to it because then you need more and then because you feel really fucking good on it, you know? But you crash from it bad. So anyone that can be a professional co-kehead like you should stay away from it. You know, you're doing it every single day. So you don't have that downtime of feeling of how you feel if you stopped because you're doing a little bit every day, but it's not really good.

Yeah, it's definitely dangerous. I mean, I, I, you're a doctor. It's ridiculous. You're a joke of a doctor. I know, thank you. You're like a hypocrite. Kind of. And wait, wait, wait, wait.

The best thing is, the best thing is that what kind of job, now you're a doctor that gives like girls ass injections and shit like that and Botox and hair transplants. but what kind of doctor were you before you became this kind of doctor? I was a cardiologist. Exactly. Even better. Oh my God. The Cokehead cardiologist, when you die, that's going to be like a New York Post article,

for sure. You're definitely, I sent to you an article recently about a dermatologist who died from cocaine, and I was like, this is going to be you. And it was only because she was white and she was pretty, did she get like, you know, because plenty of people die from drug overdoses, and you don't see them on the cover of whatever. but that's what's going to happen to you because you're good looking. It's sort of scandalous.

You're a doctor. You have money. You will be the co-keged cardiologist that fucking dies at the club. Like, it will be a story and it will be on the paper. I can see that happening. And that'll be the irony that you would think somebody like you that knows the heart would know that it's probably not a good thing to do so much blow. Yes.

Or a blow at all. Yeah. Right? It is dangerous. It is definitely dangerous. Right? To me, it's like Rushmorelet. You just don't know.

You could do it every day, and you're totally fine, and one day you do it, and you just, you off yourself. Like, you just don't know. But I think, you know, the story is like a lend bias. That quote that you, you know, about that woman who died, you know, a couple months ago, you're probably doing an excessive amount of cocaine. And that's what's fueling it. So, I mean, I think I said, you said, you're shocking how little I actually spend on it.

I really don't. Listen, I got to end the cocaine. I have to cut you off and end the cocaine lecture that I'm giving you. Because I just had to make my point. No, I just had to make you my point because it would be like irresponsible of me to like just let you go on and on about how great it is. And for me to tell my listeners to use Coke to go get girls. bar and on the misquivating eight girls

and the party like an animal and function you know sufficiently the next day and go to work and no I don't agree I don't agree

that most people could function the next day afterwards with a lot of cocaine in their system I could never function the next day

after I did code I felt like somebody ran me over you see you hear him blowing his nose whenever your friends do that over the phone

and they're like a party person just know that this because they did blow the night before. I had a friend. He was on my podcast once, who was a big Coke head, and he'd always pretend that he never did. And I'd always know, because when I talked to him on the phone, his nose would be stuffed up and he'd be blowing it. And it's so annoying, first of all, for people to blow their nose. It's bad enough if you have a cold, but it's worse if you're doing coke because it means you could not be sniffing if you

just didn't do the blow. Yes, I agree. Yeah, it's irritating. This is so anyway. And you're constantly blowing your nose lately. Yeah. I don't know how we got into a whole sort of podcast about cocaine when I really wanted it to be a podcast about all your stories about banging girls because I do like to call you up and hear about your stories but maybe because I know them already it's hard for me to interview you about them do you know what you mean I think the reason why my podcast works and why I like talking to people is because I like to ask questions right um and the only and it's when I'm talking to a stranger like I have a million questions I could ask them for you I know all your stories that are so great it's hard for me to sort of get them at

of you, right? Because I already know them. Yeah, so instead I go to these other places that I'm always, I find that it's probably annoying and probably people listen to this and real like, I don't know, probably like, why does he even deal with her? But I always find that I wind up lecturing you. Like you're like, like your mom, you know? And putting you down for like the way you live your life and everything. But the truth is I don't agree with the way. I know. It's funny how when we talk about it not on the podcast, you know, you kind of laugh

and enjoy these tales of craziness and yes, you sometimes lecture me. Please. I always lecture you. Always. I'm always this person and what I just explained on the podcast is the reason why I almost can't ask for those because I love your stories. I told you

I'm like changing diapers all the time now. Like I like to hear your stories. I live like, it's like how I used to be. I'm not that way anymore, nor do I have any desire to be that way. But it's like nostalgic to listen to your stories. It reminds me of how I used to be, what I used to do. And it's kind of fun, right? It's like watching a soap opera.

I enjoy your stories. The reason why I can't discuss them here, like I just said, is because I'm so not phony, right? I'm not like Barbara Walters. I can't like plan or maybe she doesn't do this. But I can't plan questions when I know what the answers are. Like I'm just not that. person, right? So it's like hard for me to ask about all these like stories that you've told me because I know them already. And I do lecture you all the time. When you came home in my house

and you look like shit, I told you to go eat some red meat when you left. I told you how bad you looked. I told you you really needed to take better care of yourself. You needed to nap. I beg you you not to go out with those girls to eat dinner. I'm always lecturing you because that's the kind of person that I am. So it's funny because I know your story soon because you wrote a book about. I did. Let's pitch my book. Yeah. And they're just as fucked up in my story.

Well, didn't I just say I live vicariously through you because I was that way. Yes. I was agreeing with you. Yes. I mean, for sure. Like, so I used to, I have you inside of me. I put that to rest a long time ago. Like I said, I have no desire to be that way anymore because where you are now in

order to be like at a whole place, like you have like a lot of work to do. you have to hit a bottom, then you have to recover, then you have to go sober. You have a lot of shit you have to become a happy person really inside. I am a happy person really inside because I went through all of that. So I would have no desire ever to go all the way back to where you are because I would never want to have to go through everything that I went through to be the whole person that I am. But it was fun before I had to do all that stuff. Do you know what I mean? I get your fun that you're having now. Like there is something about it that's fun. Some of the best days of my life or when I in the middle of my addiction,

doing all that crazy shit and being like the worst possible version of myself, right? Yeah, yeah. It's no question. It is dangerous. It is not productive. It's not emotionally mature. No, but when you're an addict.

But when you're addicted to, you know, the feeling, the happiness of being high because you're empty inside. It is a great way to, fulfill yourself temporarily. It's chasing the dragon. And it gives you great story. It really does. It really does. Yeah. And that's why I like your stories. I love to call you up and hear your stories because like I said, I'm locked up with a new board of my house right now. And I would not want to be anywhere

else, but I still enjoy your stories because they're fun because you're carefree, you're reckless. I know you're headed for a fall eventually you will and I worry for you what that's going to be. and you know but for now you're having fun and I like to hear your stories but we didn't get any of them on here we just got a big lecture

about how cocaine you get No we got we got some story you told me about the girl I fucked before the other girl Oh yeah Bella And then we know that you double team girls with your guys and we talked a lot about cocaine

and cards the card game I like You could do that without cocaine too because in my drinking days I wound up in places where people were naked and it was cards or games.

You know, I used to work in bars, so, you know, you never wanted to go home after working a bar. So the whole staff would get together and drink afterwards, and then everybody would wind up, like, kind of naked. And you don't, nobody was doing cocaine. Like, you don't really, like, you could do the card game that he talked about and the truth of dare or whatever, just bring a bunch of girls back to your house with just alcohol alone.

We'll work, too. But kids, trust me, always bear on having cocaine. Oh, my God, stop. Always. I just let you know. And you even said kids. Oh my God, the cardiologist, Coke had doctor being irresponsible again. Dr. Blow.

Dr. Blow is like you literally said, but kids do cocaine. Terrible. One last question. When was the first, like had you done Coke? Like before you started doing it now, had you ever done it again? Or like, when was the last time you had done it? I started going to the clubs and living in this lifestyle. Um, had you ever done coke?

Yeah, I mean, on occasion, you know, uh, I'd done it, you know, between my two divorces, I was dating, you know, it's why when I was girls, he didn't really coke up. Um, you know, like, you know, over the years, um, from time to time. But not like now. No, not like now. I never did it consistently, you know, um. Hardcore. hardcore yeah okay well you're really making up for lost time at your age

it's shocking dismaying and you know eventually they end of a disaster but you know i know what i'm going to name this podcast doctor head is a total coke head what you're going to call it doctor head is a total coke head oh okay because i want them to be a i think it wanted to be a podcast about coke which is fine because i don't like i said i i don't I don't like to prepare my podcast. I can't work that way. You know what I mean? So I really wanted to be about your stories,

but since I couldn't interview about them because I know them already, it turned into this. And I think it's a good PSA for cocaine. You could look at it as being a great PSA about how to get girls in bed by using cocaine. And my PSA is like, don't use cocaine because you can have a hard attack and die. We both. All right.

Well, I have to end this podcast because I have to eat and go feed a baby a bottle and go to fuck asleep. And I need to get some sleep. Yes, please go to sleep. So only you could do your Groundhog Day Life tomorrow. Again, more cocaine. More cocaine tomorrow. Get you to stay there.

Oh my God. Go to sleep to leave her waiting. All right. Thank you for calling in again. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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