Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1130 - BONUS EPISODE: Rating P**** Pics with Doc Chocolate

Starting point is 00:00:00 So if you want to be on the show, it's called Strictly Anonymous because I do change everyone's voices. So if you have an interesting, naughty, true story that you want to talk about while remaining anonymous, you could be on the show. All you got to do is send me an email at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com or go to my website, strictly anonymouspodcast.com and click on be on the show. Now, if you have a naughty confession that you want to leave on my confessions hotline, you could do that 247, just call 347, 4203579. That's 347, 4203579. Make sure you're in a quiet place, okay? People call me up from their car all the time or with tons of noise in the background. I can't use those confessions, okay? So make sure you call me from a quiet place and hold the phone up to your ear. That's going to give you the best sound. The number

Starting point is 00:00:47 347, 420357.9. If you love my show, please write a review. I never asked for reviews. I don't know. I always felt weird about asking for them, but one day I decided to use the holiday to beg for reviews. And so many people wrote me so many nice reviews. And I was like, oh my God, I should ask for them all the time because I really do love hearing from my listeners. Now, every now and then you're going to get a fucking troll. And I find troll rude comments to be like a big fat compliment because nobody is putting down unsuccessful people. Okay. but what I really love is the nice, genuine, real reviews from my real listeners. I mean, listen, you know, I see my downloads. I know tons of people are listening, but when I actually get to read the reviews in here where people really think about my show, I fucking love it.

Starting point is 00:01:38 It makes everything that I do worth it. So keep those great reviews coming. It helps the show. Okay, so this is just a short, quick episode. It's like the first 15. minutes of my pussy pick contest critique with Doc Chocolate. Let me just tell you, he made me laugh so many times on this episode. I did a pussy pick contest on my Discord, okay? I got a lot of picks. I mean, you will not believe how many pussy picks are up on my Discord and how many we had to

Starting point is 00:02:13 go through. I also went through them with a friend of mine. He gave me his critiques and his top picks off air combined with who Doc Chocolate picked on air and who I thought should be picked. We narrowed it down to the top 15 to hear the whole episode and see the top 15 and to vote for the best one and see all the picks. You need to join my Patreon. Patreon.com slash trickle anonymous podcast and then you'll get free access to my Discord. Or to get into my Discord now right now, if you pre-order my buck, which is called Strickley Anonymous Confessions, if you pre-Ormitle Anonymous Confessions, if you pre-order it, you pre-order it.

Starting point is 00:02:48 Order it and email me a pick of your purchase of my book, the pre-order. Email it to me at Strictly Anonymous Podcast at gmail.com. I will send you a free link to my Discord. The link to my book is in the description or you can just go on Amazon or anywhere. You buy books. It's strictly anonymous confession. Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. See that there.

Starting point is 00:03:09 But anyway, it's a funny episode. The whole episode's about an hour long. You're getting the first 15 just to get a taste of what it is. And like I said, if you want more, go over there because not only will you be able to see the picks, you'll be able to vote. And I have a lot of different contests. I ran a dick pick contest. That's up there so you can see those picks. And let me tell you my listeners have big dicks.

Starting point is 00:03:30 Okay. Like there are so many big dicks about dick pick contest. We ran that. We critiqued it. I critiqued that one with Layla. That one's a laugh out of funny too. It's all over on my Discord to sign up for it. Do what I said before.

Starting point is 00:03:43 All the links are in the description. but anyway, I'm going to get right to the teaser of the pussy pick contest critique with Doc Chocolate. Hey, Doc Chocolate. Welcome to the pussy pick contest, the strictly anonymous pussy pick contest. Listen, I'm just going to tell you straight up that I have you on here because you're very nice. And I don't think you're going to be like as nice as possible, even with like the worst pictures. I don't know, but, you know, you are here to rate all these pussy picks. Now, this is a pussy pick contest, not just a pussy contest. test, right? So it's not just about the pussy. It also has to be about the pick, right? Like, it's the whole

Starting point is 00:04:20 thing taken into consideration. What I'm going to do with you, I got my friend's opinions. I'm going to talk about his, I'll give my two cents. You're going to mostly give your two cents on these picks, and hopefully we'll narrow it down to like your top whatever you pick as the top pictures, okay? And then what happens is my audience will vote for the top ones. I'll put the top 10 or 15 or 5 out there and then everyone will vote. So let's start with get-1313. Now, anyone listening goes to the top of the page. That's where we're starting with the first pick.

Starting point is 00:04:51 Okay. Now, Kathy, do you want me to be honest or is this like a nice pussy pick contest? Or how do you want me to proceed with this? I need you to be honest in the nicest way possible. But you need to be honest. You should have seen, you should have heard me and Layla going through the dick picks, okay? You don't even know. Okay, we fucking trash people.

Starting point is 00:05:11 Sorry, we were, you have to be honest, okay? This is what I think. I'm just going to say this ahead of time. I do not think most of these picks were submitted by women. I'm a woman. I would never submit some of these picks if it was my pussy, like with hair on it, with pimples on it. Like these guys obviously, obviously a lot of these picks I believe were submitted by their husbands who were like, don't give a fuck about anything. You know, whereas I think if the woman would be like, wait a second, I wanted to paint my nails or I don't know.

Starting point is 00:05:38 I'm very picky when I send a pick. So, you know. But you need to be honest. Okay. Honest. Okay. Okay. Okay. So get one three, one three. Okay. Get one three. I'm getting like turkey vibes on Thanksgiving Day dinner. Like her pussy looks like a turkey. Uncooked. Yeah. Maybe it was like plumped up. It wouldn't be so bad, right? Okay. Next one. D's nasty. 0707.

Starting point is 00:06:03 Oh, oh, a double seven. Okay. D's nasty, 007. I'm loving the labia of the lips coming out. The assholes a little bit too. pro truity for me. I am going to say maybe questionable, maybe on the drunken nights. Okay, so honorable mention. My friend gave me a whole list of honorable mention people. I like that. D's nasty. D's nasty is an honorable mention.

Starting point is 00:06:28 Okay, next one is TNP. Okay, TNP. I appreciate the pierced hood. I'm loving it. I love the fact that she's ran it open. And we're looking a little bit messy over here. I'm going to say honorable mention on that. Okay.

Starting point is 00:06:52 So when no, we're not going to, like, honorable mention is nice, but really all we're picking here is like the top, whatever. Okay. The next one. Yeah, the next one is Michelle. Okay. Michelle has a nice pussy. I mean, like, I would have liked to see it outside of the red light.

Starting point is 00:07:09 That's ruining it, right? Yeah, the red is so bad. It is, it is. But, like, you know, I'm just looking at the aesthetic of the pussy. And, I mean, she has nice lips, nice clips. I mean, everything's looking clean. I would definitely put my face all up in there. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 00:07:29 But because it's a pussy pick contest, I'm sorry. She cannot get in because of the red hinge. I don't think it's good. Okay. It's a pussy pick contest. Listen, if we don't have many, if we don't have many at the end, we'll include her. So she's a contender, you're saying, for you? Because listen, I'm going by you.

Starting point is 00:07:48 She's a contender for you? Yes, ma'am. Okay, I'm going to go. That's cool. So that she gets in. Okay. Michelle gets in. Next one.

Starting point is 00:07:57 Okay. Megan, you know, I'm not really too much of a fan of hair, Kathy. But I mean, it's trimmed enough where, you know, it's decent. I do like a little bit of pussy lips that stick out a bit I'm liking it You know, I feel like there could have been She could have worn better clothing

Starting point is 00:08:20 When she took the picture But I like the pussy Yeah, that thing on top Have to be like an ugly set of sheets That's not like a moo-moo Do you think it's a moo-moo or ugly sheet? I don't know what that is But that pattern is not so great, you're right

Starting point is 00:08:35 But let me tell you about Megan Megan post her pussy all over over and her pussy is great. I don't think that this is the best pick of her pussy that she's had out there, maybe if she's spread it a little bit, but do you want her in or out? I want her in and I want to be in. Okay. I agree. I actually think she should be in myself. I think, uh, I think this is a good pick. Okay, next one. Milky Jessica. Milky Jessica. Okay, I love the color of her pussy. I love the pink.

Starting point is 00:09:08 I'm looking at the nails. The nail choice that's throwing me off. But coloring, I'm loving it. I would say I gave her a B-plus. What's your take on this, Kathy? Well, I don't like that brain thing that's coming out of the hole. What is that? That bothers me.

Starting point is 00:09:30 I'm really serious. I would retake the pick and not have that showing because everything else is good. I really like everything else. That thing that's protruding out that sometimes you could see and sometimes you can, like, I just don't, I don't, that bothers me. Does it bother you? I've never seen that before. I mean, it looks almost like a pussy amory. I don't know what it is, but that's a little distracting for me.

Starting point is 00:09:52 And that's the only thing that ruined this because I think everything else in this pick is really great. Even her nails? I don't mind the nails. That's like the style right now. It's funny. Every guy has a different thing. Like my guy, my friend who did this with me, every picture of a pussy with com, he was like, Pat. He hates piercings pass. You know what I mean like everyone has their thing which I totally get but you know

Starting point is 00:10:13 It's interesting that you don't like those nails and they're like all the rage right now and I'm sure there's probably guys that like it But yeah, I don't mind the nails It's like the style. I mean I don't sport them But I don't mind it's the brain that bothers me. Let's go to Okay The till The two the two you have a pretty Pussy that is a a

Starting point is 00:10:37 Plus pussy, that's a yes for me. I mean, pretty color. I mean, I love the lip structure, the aesthetics. I love the, like, just how it looks. I love the ass beneath it, the fingers. I love the little tiny hands. I mean, it would be nice if you had, like, you know, little fingernails, but the two has a pretty, pretty pussy. Yes, the two was on everyone's top of the list.

Starting point is 00:10:59 I got another listeners who wanted to be on the call, but couldn't make it, but he actually gave me his top ten. And everyone loves the two. That's definitely a contender, okay? Bonnie and Clyde. Bonnie and Clyde. So I see that she tries to, you know, keep the skin, you know, kind of clean hair and whatnot, but there's a lot of stubble there.

Starting point is 00:11:23 I'm not really too big. Very distracting. What's even more distracting, Kathy, is the, looks like she has some pussy juice on there. I'm not really a fan of women taking pictures with, like, a bunch of. of like juice or a squirt or semen coming out of their pussy. I'm like just give me a clean pussy. And let me work the juice or the semen into there myself. Yeah, you're just like my friend.

Starting point is 00:11:52 And my friend I got him on the call, by the way, because he's like a pussy kind of kind of sort. And, you know, I know him all my life. And he like really loves to analyze stuff, you know. And he was like you. He didn't want to see any jizz on it or anything like that. And, you know, if you really pull this picture in close, you see a lot of razor stubble and stuff and that is a little distracting it's a good pussy i think actually though right if

Starting point is 00:12:13 take away all that stuff and also that red stuff around it like what do you think if that was like clean shaved and no uh jizz on it or whatever you think is on there it's a little shiny i mean i will say it's decent but i mean it's super early morning it's like seven o'clock in the morning for me and it's early and i feel like she should help me out help me to help you okay next one MN couple In an MN couple Minnesota

Starting point is 00:12:41 Okay I'm loving the hot pink Vibrator I definitely would like to see The man's hands Out of the picture Yeah I want to see a man's hands

Starting point is 00:12:54 Yeah this is a pussy pick contest Not like a masturbation contest I don't think it You know there's just too much going on So you don't really see the pussy I think right I mean she's hiding I don't I don't

Starting point is 00:13:06 I mean, it's not a no for me, but it's not a yes for me either. Okay, cool. E and R. Wow. Yeah. My friend was like, no, this is a porn shot. This is for porn. This isn't a pussy back condoms.

Starting point is 00:13:21 Yeah. So when I look at E and R, I feel Kathy's like I am stepping into a black hole. Like I feel like I'm stepping into this spotlight zone. I feel like if I step into that, I'm going to go into another dimension. Like that is a big hole. I know. I was like curious. Like how does that happen?

Starting point is 00:13:41 And someone said, oh, it's because you probably like put a big toy in and then it was stretch and then took the picture. I don't know. Because could anyone just be like that wide for, you know, 24-7? I don't know. I feel like that's a struggle. I feel like, you know, if we go in there and we shout there, it would be echo, echo, echoes in there.

Starting point is 00:14:02 And I feel like I could ball my hand into a fist. you can ball your hand and we could double fist her and she still have room for more. Yeah. What's interesting to me is like look at all the likes and stuff. Like I think maybe if you're like I got a heart on and you're in the middle of jacking off to these picks, maybe like this is something you'd be like, oh, that's fucking hot. Like she just got rammed by a huge cock. But if you're just looking at it like a pussy pick contest,

Starting point is 00:14:24 I personally think this is too extreme. Like my friend said, it's like more like a porn shot. You know, that's a porn shot. It's not like a pretty pussy pick, right? No, it's not. It's not pretty. It's very aggressive. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:37 Like for porn. Yeah, it's a porn shot. Okay. Amanda. Okay, Miss Amanda. Amanda, I need for the hair to be a little bit more trimmed, not too wild. On the top. Yeah, on the top.

Starting point is 00:14:57 She has a very interesting structure to her through her lips, right? Yeah, I don't think. I think that they're very flat a little bit, maybe. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'd probably smash Amanda. But I'd say we're going to be, I wouldn't put on a list. Right. But it's not a bad.

Starting point is 00:15:22 It's not bad. Definitely not bad. Yeah, no, not at all. Right. Okay, spicy. Mishigas or whatever. Okay, so it looks like her pussy got beat up a little bit. It's kind of red.

Starting point is 00:15:34 Not really to, I'm just going to say pass on it, but I'm going to give her, like, grading it. I'm going to give her a C plus, I guess. Right. So it's like it would be slightly beneath an honorable mention. Yes, yes. Right. Spicey McGis, yeah, spicy McGis, I would fuck you. You would.

Starting point is 00:15:56 For a pretty pussy. Yeah, I'd fuck her. Yeah. But for a pussy contest, yeah. So she's probably going to be like, yeah, I'm not going to fuck you because you did. be able to Okay. Exactly.

Starting point is 00:16:07 Wild as you. Wild as you. Okay. Again, I don't like the squirts or what that's on the outside

Starting point is 00:16:19 of the pussy. Well, I like the real thief coming out. I'm going to pass. I'm sorry. This was like would be on my contender list.

Starting point is 00:16:33 I don't see what's wrong with this picture. I think the pussy looks good. It's like really nice. Like I don't think there's too much. There's not a lot of stuff. It's interesting though, because I got a lot of different people's opinions on these, including my friend, like I said, who's the pussy connoisseur, another listener who gave me like his top 10. And she's not on anyone's like, but she would be on mine. What does that say? I don't know. Yeah, I don't think it's bad. I think it's actually good.

Starting point is 00:16:57 I mean, when I'm doing and, you know, again, it's like, I don't like. Very clean. But, I mean, there's. Watery look. There's too much juice in there. The watery look, I'm not liking it. Right. There's too much like, yeah, and the nails are kind of throwing me out too because like her

Starting point is 00:17:14 nails need to be. Yes. Well, yeah, yeah. There's a little bit of dirt. There's a little bit of dirt. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay.

Starting point is 00:17:21 That's a problem because that's like something I would, I would never send a picture if my nail was chipped or anything, you know, like that comes into consideration. If I, if it was my, if I was like reading this, she'd be in my top 10. But so I'm going to put her on the side in case I get to throw somebody in. wild has but let's go down to the next one cinnamon bun okay cinnamon bun okay as well as much as i love my chocolate women she she has the frame that you're talking about i don't understand what that thing is sticking out on the bottom that big black thing it's a brain another brain it's another brain it's of the brain. Like these girls are smart in here.

Starting point is 00:18:05 They have big friends. They're like guys, right? Like they're, they have two of them. One between their leg. Yeah, that's a pass for me. It's interesting. One of my listeners got her, she was on his top, you know, but I don't, I don't understand what that is sticking out.

Starting point is 00:18:20 That's like distracting to me. Yeah, it is. Okay. Cheetown finest. Shytown's finest. Oh, Chitown. I think, I think we need to go back to Shytown, Chicago, work on this. Like there's a lot

Starting point is 00:18:34 going on over here. It looks like a wet fever just got into a fight with a bobcat and it lost. Like there's a lot going on there. There's been battles fought over here. I mean it's, yeah, we're just going to pass. Maybe if it was cleaned up,

Starting point is 00:18:51 right? Like, right? I mean, a lot of it is like too dark, I think, because there's a lot of hair on there if it was cleaned up. I'm trying to be nice here. You know, if it was like cleaned up around there, would that be so bad? again it's okay there's a lot of here I'm looking zooming in we got a lot of gray scraggly here

Starting point is 00:19:12 yeah that's what I mean we have like discoloration yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we have a lot of cheese town finest wait listen this was cheese town finest has to do next I love how you say Cheatown baby girl sorry sorry this is what this person needs to do next time they send a pussy pick of their wife. They need to

Starting point is 00:19:32 clean her up a little bit with the razor, right? And then she needs to spread her lips and you need to get a little pink in there, you know, to break it all up. And I think you'd be doing a little bit better. Okay. East Coast 420. East Coast 420. She's

Starting point is 00:19:48 into that 420. She has a pretty pussy. You like that? I do. I do. She, I'd say the butt plate the little the blue

Starting point is 00:19:59 butt plug, hard-shaped book plug, nice little addition. She has like nice pussy lips coming out. It looks clean.

Starting point is 00:20:09 She has a nice little fat ass. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like, I like East Coast. But you think she's a contender for a pussy pick?

Starting point is 00:20:18 I don't even see any pussy in this picture. And by the way, my friend, I don't know what he was talking about. He was like, every time he saw a girl with one of these things shoved in her ass,

Starting point is 00:20:25 he's like, she's hiding a bad at, Like she's putting that in there to hide her badass. I'm like, no, she's not. Like, what are you talking about? Hey, hey, your friend may be so in the truth. I mean, that's actually a good observation. Yeah, but she doesn't have a badass.

Starting point is 00:20:43 She's putting that in there just to add a little like, you know, bling, bling. So you like, but do you think for a pussy, I don't feel like you could see her pussy, but you like that pocket pussy look where you just don't see much and you just see lips? Yeah, yeah, because, I mean, I mean, like, we don't know. necessarily has to see the whole pussy but i mean like what's been the backside of a pussy i am digging it you know if the backside looks good how bad could the front side be okay now if you want to see the front side of the her pussy that he's talking about on the backside and all the stuff that he talked about as well as so much more this whole episode's about an hour long so there's so many more

Starting point is 00:21:21 picks to critique you're going to hear the good the bad the ugly So funny. The whole thing was funny and fun. If you want to hear the rest of this episode, go sign up for my Patreon. Patreon. Patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. Make sure you don't go through Apple because they charge you $10. You should only be charged $7 a month. Don't go through the Apple app. Just go directly on like Safari or someplace or go directly through the link in my description. It's patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast. It's just $7 a month you're going to get. this whole pussy pick contest episode plus a link to my discord. You'll get into my discord to not only see all of the picks that are included in this episode. You're going to see so much more. Everyone who signs up for my discord is like, whoa, I can't believe what's going down in here. I mean, I have, I think over 5,000 people signed up in there now. And there's a lot of action on there. There are so many different channels. There is something for everyone. And in every single channel, there is so much content. And it's not content that I post. This is like everybody talking to each other. So it's a total community. It's very naughty. It's super fun. You could get in there through my Patreon. And if you get that for $7 a month, you not only get access to my Discord as well as this pussy pick contest. You get every single episode early in ad free. You get all of the hot picks of every single one of my guests. Not all of them go on to Discord. Some of them do and they post X rated on Discord. But I got everybody's R rated picks on my Patreon. Plus I do Q&A.

Starting point is 00:22:56 there's a lot of polls going on and there's a whole community there as well. Like I said, it's patreon.com slash strictly anonymous podcast or if you just want to get into Discord, you'll be able to hear this episode as well as see the pussy picks that go with it. You can pre-order my book. The link is in the description. It's called Strictly Anonymous Confessions. It's 17 of the hottest stories from my show told in the third person. They're all true. They're all hot and they're all in my book called Strictly Anonymous Confession, Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. The link is in the description. If you buy it, send me a pick of your screenshot and I'll send you free access to my Discord

Starting point is 00:23:37 and you could hear the rest of this episode. And I promise you, my Discord doesn't disappoint, my Patreon doesn't disappoint and the rest of this episode definitely doesn't disappoint. So anyway, thanks so much for listening. Okay, I just want to tell you before you go that my book, it's called Strictly anonymous confession secret sex lives of total strangers is now available not only in paperback and ebook but you can pre-order the audiobook it's still not going to be out till august 25th but you can pre-order it the book is basically 17 different stories taken from my show i kind of picked one

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Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1130 - BONUS EPISODE: Rating P**** Pics with Doc Chocolate

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