Strictly Anonymous Confessions - 1143 - FACT OR FICTION: Marty Slept with his Friend’s Mom and a Bunch of Other MILFS he Knew?

Episode Date: June 15, 2025

Marty slept with his friend’s mom as well as a bunch of other MILFS who should have been off limits ad he called in to talk all about it. Tune in to hear all the details including how he lost his virginity in a crazy way and exactly what went down, his friend’s mother who hit on him, how and when they started sleeping together and why it all ended, his mom’s friend that was hooking up with his other friend and exactly what went down when the three of them hung out, how she felt about it after the fact and why that ended, the 19 year old female and older woman hook-up that he took part in and what went down, the many threesomes he had with his friends plus we discuss whether he was lying or not about all of it.What do you think??? Was he lying or was he maybe just over prepared??? Tune in to find out. **To see HOT pics of my female guests + hear anonymous confessions + get all the episodes early and AD FREE, join my Patreon! It's only $7 a month and you can cancel at any time. You can sign up here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/StrictlyAnonymousPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and when you join, I'll throw in a complimentary link to my private Discord! MY BOOK IS NOW OUT FOR PRE-ORDER!!!! Strictly Anonymous Confessions: Secret Sex Lives of Total Strangers. A bunch of short, super sexy, TRUE stories. GET YOUR COPY NOW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://amzn.to/4i7hBCd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  To join SDC and get a FREE Trial! click here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.sdc.com/?ref=37712⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to SDC.com and use my code 37712  Want to be on the show? Email me at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[e-mail]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and click on "Be on the Show" Have something quick you want to confess while remaining anonymous? Call the CONFESSIONS hotline at 347-420-3579. You can call 24/7. All voices are changed.  Sponsors: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://butterwellness.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use the code “STRICTLY” at checkout for 20% off your entire order ⁠⁠http://promescent.com/kathy⁠⁠ ⁠⁠To get 15% off your WHOLE order ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bluechew.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get your first month of the new Blewchew Max FREE! use code: STRICTLYANON ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beducate.me/pd2512-anonymous⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Use code anonymous to get an additional 10% off the campaign’s current discount - that’s 60% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://shamelesscare.sjv.io/xLQ3Jv⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Get $10 off Shameless Care’s female viagra cream, just click on the link and use code: Strictly   Follow me! Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/strictanonymous/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/strictanonymous?lang=en⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.strictlyanonymouspodcast.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Everything else ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/Strictlyanonymouspodcas⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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marty poor marty i this is going to be a fun one okay i'm going to air this uh this is airing on a sunday like a bonus episode because i was like in the beginning of his stories like some of the math wasn't mathing to me and i was asking him a lot of questions and to me he was fucking up and i thought he was full of shit but then at the end i was like maybe he wasn't full of shit and it was just because he had like notes written down and he had all these stories and he's such a nice guy i really like Marty. He's a loyal listener. He loves airplanes like I do. I found out about that at the end. But I did go after him a little bit when I thought he was fucking lying. He used the word attack at some point with me. But we got past it and, you know, we ended fine and he knows I'm putting this

out there as a factor fiction. Marty is the story that Marty called in to tell was that, you know, he lost his virginity at an orgy. He also fucked his mom's friend. He also fucked his friend's mom. and he has all these milk stories and a lot of stuff like that. And that's what he gets into. He tells those stories. But then, you know, I would say maybe the last 10 minutes we talk about whether we're going to air this as a factor fiction. He had no more stories to tell.

It kind of goes awry. But it all ended well. And both me and Marty together decided to put this out as a bonus episode. I find these kinds of things entertaining sometimes. I think my audience does. The people who are like wired like me that are curious and want to know whether they could tell someone's lying. Like, I'm curious what people are going to think.

Do you think he was full of shit or do you think he was just overprepared and fucked up because he was talking about so long ago? You know, I don't mind being wrong. Tell me you think I'm fucking wrong. That's cool. He did use the word attack. I told him, let's see if other people think I attacked you or not, you know. But anyway, so that's what, you know, this whole episode is about. He does tell a lot of stories, though.

You're going to get all those stories. And then you're going to get, you know, me calling him, me calling him out. And then me and him talking about me calling him out. He's fun. Like I said, he's down for. the ride. He knows that this is happening. I never would put a fact or fiction out without somebody's consent because I don't make people who call into my show look like fucking assholes. I like Marty, but I thought maybe he was telling a story. I don't know. Make sure to comment in Spotify or go to

Patreon and comment there. Anyway, I'm going to be right back on with Marty. Hey, Marty. Welcome to the Strictly anonymous podcast. How are you today? Hey, I'm great. How are you doing, Kathy? I'm doing good. Sometimes I'm talking to people that have the opposite life of you. Like, you know, they're like vanilla all their life and then they went fucking crazy. Well, you have like the opposite story. You did like a lot of crazy things early on and now you're living a vanilla life. And some of the crazy things is like, I'm not going to, like I'm not going to tell people, but you did lose your virginity in a crazy way. You also fucked your friend's mom and then the mom's friends and all this kind of shit.

I don't know. I don't know. Do you have other stories besides those? Or those are the ones we're going to be focusing on. I've got a few. I guess I could run down on how all of the weirdness began. Yeah, I think losing your virginity, right? That one?

Is that the one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a little prequel to that one. I grew up in like a vacation area. So everybody come up to the summer and party on the water. And it was a really good time.

And I hung out with these guys that were a bunch older than me. And one time I got this girl to come over where we were riding boats and jet skis. And I got her tits out. out and everybody was super into it. And my buddy's like, oh, we're going to pay you back for that one, pal. And, you know, it was a great time. And when we horsed around and, you know, typical shenanigans there. And then further on down the road a month or so, maybe in that summer, I went down to where

those guys come from where they lived. And they're like, we got this girl and she wants to have as much dick as she can get. And I was like, oh, wow, great, great. So this girl was like 19. And these guys. How old were you? Just how old were you? you. I was 16. Okay. And the girl had no idea. She knew these guys. And I just told her I was,

you know, I was 19 or whatever. And she kind of just smiled and nodded. And I had no clue what I was doing. And I was like, oh, yeah, I've done this before. And my buddy was up top, getting her in the mouth. How many people were involved in this? So there were my two buddies, me and her. Oh, so you said orgy. That sounds like a little bit more of a like a gang thing. All right, yeah, so semantics, I guess, to me. It's still crazy. No, no, no, listen, it's still crazy because this is your losing your virginity story. You know what I mean?

Like most people don't, most girls, first of all, when they were that young, are in fucking three guys at once, but this girl was. And most guys aren't like, you know, having their first experience with their buddies. So it is a fun story. So the girl was down, though? Yeah, she couldn't get enough of it. So it would be one of us would finish. And the other two would keep going.

and it was like this constant rotation for like an hour probably. Wow. And I was like, wow. So that set the bar super high. And then there was another opportunity shortly down the road where I walk in on those two guys with an older woman. And she was probably like 45, which seemed ancient to me, you know, then. And I was like, wow, this is incredible. And she kind of just waved me over into that one.

And that was a similar scenario. And they were all cocked. And I just walked in and took my clothes off and jumped right in. I was like, I know how to do this. Let me ask you this. Are you finding all these like crazy situations? Do you think it's because you do or you are in that kind of a town, like the vacation town? Like that's the pros of living in a vacation town, which I would never have thought of.

Because where did this older woman that's like banging these teenagers come in from? So they were older. They were like in their early 20s. And they lived like maybe an hour and a half away. and they would come up and this was like a vacation spot. So they would bring people from down there sometimes to come up and party. And it was party central. Everybody was just coming up and getting messed up and doing their thing.

Yeah. And it was like it just seemed normal at the time. And then as, you know, I grew and, you know, got into a vanilla situation. I was like, wow, this is some really wild stuff. And, you know, as I listened to your show, I'm like, well, it's not that crazy. But, you know, this was something that kind of set me up for like maybe disappointment in a vanilla life later on because I just expected it was going to be like exciting and wild all the time. Right. So that was an interesting experience. And then there were there were a couple other girls

where that that sort of thing happened again, you know, same sort of scenario. And I was blown away by it. And then whatever, I went away and went to college and met other people. And when I came back from college, one of my friends' moms heard from my buddy that I thought she was hot. So she came to one of the party's all dressed up like she was 20 years younger than she was. And she started hitting on me. And I was like, wow, this is incredible. This is good. So we end up going down.

Who told the mother? One of my buddies that I used to work with. No, he was a bit older than me too. I always hung out with older people. Okay. So he knew her through, you know, we worked together and whatever. And he knew her. And I went to school with her son.

And she was always around. And I didn't really get along with him. or whatever, her and I clicked. Uh-huh. And it was a great relationship and everything, but once this was open, I was like, all right, I said, let's just go somewhere. I realized that I had the opportunity. So I snuck down.

How did you realize you had the opportunity? She comes shown up. Like, do you know, does your friend come to you and say, hey, I told her you want a banger, like, or anything? Like, you're just kind of saying, like, someone told her, and then she shows up. Like, did they tell you that they told her? Yeah, so he told me. And then I saw how she was acting.

and how she was dressed differently. And I was like, oh, all right, she's ready to go. Okay. And then, so how do you get in a relationship with her? Well, I wouldn't say relationship like this. You know, we probably did it three times, I think. Okay, but walk me through how you pick up your friend's mother. How old are you at this point?

I was probably 21. Okay, you're 21. This woman's probably in her 40s, right? Yep. Okay. So, and you're at a party, and it's all adults and young people. Okay. How do you want to? Yeah.

And I have known her. So we had a relationship. Yeah, yeah, I got it. Yeah, but like a mother, you know, friend relationship, not like a friend relationship. It's a different kind of vibe, you know. So how in front of all these people did you pick her up? Like, how did you guys wind up together? Well, so everybody's drinking and hanging around and chatting. And, you know, it's like campfires and barbecues. Like, that's all everybody's doing all summer long. Yeah. So everybody's just cranking music and hanging out and doing their things. So I was flirting with the information that my friend gave me. Okay. And I saw that she was ready to go.

I just knew. And I said, why don't we take a walk? And we walked out back to where everybody's places are. And there's like a ledge down to the water. And we crawled down there onto a dock. And at this time, it's starting to get dark. And I just go for it. And we start to do it right on the dock there.

And as this is happening, nowhere to lie. Fireworks start going off. Oh, my God, hilarious. Because it's like a holiday weekend and everybody's party. It's like, movie of your life. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm looking at her and I'm thinking, oh my God, I'm not going to last two minutes, you know. And at any rate, we have a bunch of fun down there and we kind of wander up back the other way and split up and come back to the party from separate directions.

And we didn't really talk about that for a while. But then there was another instance where we were out seeing some music and stuff and I ended up back at her. house and that went on all night and it was super super intense and i thought oh man this is going to be like a relationship or something and she was like no no no this isn't what this is so we cooled down for a while and then being kind of in the group with her son everybody got together when they came back from college and we were all at her house and it was like everybody throw your keys in the bowl kind of party. Uh-huh.

And she saw my ex high school girlfriend flirting with me and got jealous. Oh, my God. So everybody's starting to party out. I mean, normally this is why you bang older women because they don't do annoying stuff like that, like get jealous. Normally they don't give a fuck. Right. Well, if I carry on, it worked out just fun.

No, I mean, it's good for you. I'm saying what was wrong with her that she's getting jealous. What does she give us shit? Or maybe she, you know what it was? Maybe she wanted to go home with you at the end of the night. So she's like get away from, maybe she was being territorial. You know what I mean? That's exactly what it was.

Yeah, that's different than jealous, you know. So once everybody fell asleep, we were all kind of hanging out on the couches. I don't know if a movie was running or whatever. And I feel her hand grabbed mine and pull it over to her tip. Mm-hmm. And I'm like, oh, boy, where is this going? So we kind of start fondling each other and everybody's sleeping and she looks at me and she nods to go upstairs. So I end up going up there.

And as soon as I get in there, she rips my pants off and blows me. And as this is going on, I can hear the sun and a couple of the other guys that were getting up early to go from somewhere, but they were kind of restless. And her and I ended up fooling around until those guys left quietly in the back room. Did she have a husband? No. Okay. No. So it was just, it was kind of surreal.

And I mean, we're still friends to this day. And occasionally you'll get the fireworks text and that'll be it, you know, just when you're thinking of that sort of thing. I don't understand what you mean you'll get the fireworks test. Like the fireworks emoji or whatever. Like, hey, I'm thinking about that one time. Oh, she will? Yeah. Okay.

Well, how many years later is this that she still sends you emojis? We're still, it's probably 25 years. Yeah, I guess. No. Listen, I hope you're not lying. It can't be 25 years and she's 70 and she's sending you a firework emojis. Okay. I hope you're not lying because if you are, you'll be bust.

You won't make it through this call. Because you'll fuck up, okay? I can send you a screenshot. Okay, but is she 65 sending you like emojis still? Come on. Yeah, and I could send you a screenshot of that. Yeah, okay, good. You will, great.

I mean, you could, listen, people could send screenshots all they want. They could be doctored. But anyway, so, okay. At any rate, yeah. She's 65 still now? I mean, we're talking 20 years later. I think she's 63. Okay, well, but she's sending, she still thinks about you 20 years later.

I don't know. Yes. Okay. I mean, we've stayed, like I said, my spidey senses are going out. You know, I'm like Judge Judy. These kind of calls are fun for me, though. I hope you're not lying. But if you are, I do it as a fact or fiction, it'll be fun.

But, you know, what I always appreciate is a good liar. So keep going. Or a good storyteller. So I'm hoping you're not lying. The jury's still out. No, no, I don't take any offense. Okay. I've listened to you enough to know that that's what you do.

Okay. Okay. Okay, that, like, was that the last time, though? you banged her? Yeah. Yeah. And I wanted to continue, but, you know. But what?

I wanted to continue, but she was like, no, this isn't really an appropriate relationship. And you need to be with somebody your own age. But like I said, we've always been really connected and we do a bunch of stuff together. What do you mean you do a bunch of stuff together? Like up in that town, there'll be music and things like that. And you go with her or you just see her there? Yeah. Yeah.

That's a little weird. That's more inappropriate than her blowing you once a year. She takes you, this young guy, like her friends, not like to like music things, but now she won't fool around with you? Well, and then I got with my wife at that point, and then there was some other stuff in between that period and when I got with my wife. Yeah, no, no, we have a ton of other stories. Let's go. I'll let you go on this one, but things are sounding fishy. Okay, so that ends for whatever reason, but you're still besties to this day.

I saw her last weekend, yeah. Okay, okay. Go on. So after that ended up, actually, I guess I went to that one first because that's a big one in my mind, but one that happened with one of the paraguise that I lost my virginity with, he was living where we went on vacation. And my mom's friend wanted him so badly. And we all ended up partying and on the beach on vacation. And him and I took turns with him. her in the water and she was so drunk she didn't remember it okay I'm not following this one who is this this is another mom's friend or brother like who is this this is my own mother's friend so we went on vacation and my buddy that helped me lose my virginity lived in the town that we went on vacation on and my mother's friend had a crush on him how did you know that she was always all over him and he was

starting you know he was he was fucking around with her i think people want to know about this fairy tale land of yours where all these mills are blatantly hitting on all these you know their son's friends i mean come on have you ever been to the woods you don't know you're in a beach town as no one goes to the woods for vacation it's to me i would assume you're in a beach town no no at least i don't go to the fucking woods for a vacation but no late i know i know you i know your feelings on campus but no uh no I grew up in a lake town and then we went to vacation at a beach. So is this like the backwoods? I mean, like, all these moms of their sons are just like blatantly like I'm fucking

intimate. Like you knew that your mom's friend? Well, my mom's friend didn't have any children. She was single. Okay. But I mean, I don't know. I have a son. Like, like, you know, if the, your friend is like, oh, I want to, you know, fuck your son's

friend. Is that, I mean, how did you find out? That's what I'm curious about. Like maybe she's telling your mom, I don't know. But like, how are you in the know? Oh, well, my buddy was like, I'm fucking her. Oh, now it's that he was already banging her, you knew. Because you said I heard she had a crush.

On him. Not that he was banging him. Yeah, but you, okay, but and then you found out she's already banging him. I don't understand. Which king first? The crush on him and you knowing or you find out she's banging him? Well, I guess everybody just hung out and he was fucking her. I don't know specifically how to answer that one, Kathy.

What do you mean? You were just, no, no, no, but you were just telling me the story that, like, you know, you go to this town, your mom, you know, to this other town where your friend lives, right, with your mom and her friend had a crush on him, right? So he used to party in the summers with us up there, and then he moved away. Yeah, okay. And then when we were on vacation, she came with us and saw him. Yeah.

But now how, and you said, and she always had a crush on him, and I said, how did you know that? And what was the answer to that? How did you know? That she was always over hanging out with us and constantly, you know, on him, the flirting, the, hey, let's do this, let's do that, constantly calling, that sort of thing. Okay, but then before you said, but she was banging him, when did that start before this vacation or after? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, that was probably two years before the vacation.

Well, how did you find out about that? And when did that happen? How did I find out about them banging? He told me we were always fucking girls together. So he was like, oh, man, she's hot. She's ready to go. Okay. So he was banging your mom's friend back in the day, too.

Yes, correct. Okay, so you go on this vacation and this friend is there. You obviously know she's flirting with him because you know they've already had sex. Right. And we're down by the water at dark after everybody's to bed, swimming, naked. and they're fooling around and I didn't realize how drunk she was because I kept wanting to get in and she was like iffy and then she went for it and her and I fucked around for a little bit and I was like wow this is fucking weird and then we all end up back to the to the hotel and we tried to go again together and she was like no no so that never happened again and I told one of my buddies and she called me up and she's like what are you telling people and I'm like I said, yeah, I told him we just fucked in the ocean. I said, nobody'd ever believe that anyway, but it's the way it went down.

And then she ended up calling my friend because she didn't remember any of it. So I felt terrible, and I've never talked to her about it again, but I have seen her. Why do you feel terrible? I don't understand what's the problem. Because she was so drunk. Right. But she had banged him before. Was the problem that she felt guilty of banging the rest of you guys?

How many other people were there? Well, that was just me and him. Right. Okay. So was it that she did two guys at once that she was upset? Like, where was the problem? I think it was that she was friends with my mother and I was younger than her. Wasn't that guy the same thing?

No, he was older. Okay. Like I said, they were in their later 20s and I was younger. I was always hanging out with older people. Right. Okay. So now she feels a little bit weirded out and got mad? Yeah, and she called me up and I said that to her and we dropped it.

And I saw her recently and everything's fine. Like, we never talk about it. We just ignore it and glance over it. Well, listen, I mean, we're talking 20 years later. You must have seen her many times before recently, right? I mean, you probably saw her very soon after that, no? I mean, how would she react if she felt so weirded out? And she's your mom's friend and she's coming over now and you're there, this young guy that she banged.

Like, how would she act back then? It was just exchanges of glances and keeping quiet about it. It just felt really awkward. Okay. Okay, go on. Um Hmm Where do I go from here?

I don't know how many stories do you have You promise me you have like 10 stories here That remember I asked you before So we have a whole hour to fill up Yeah check your notes Do you have a lot more stories? Um Yeah I've got

I wrote down Olia three on one That was my virginity The Lydia was the Italian lady Then there was a Becky and a Jenny Then the airport lady And the 19 year old girl I think that one you'd really like.

I just told you about Amy, the two-on-one. Then I did two girls one time. I did a drunk girl when she was puking from behind by accident. That's like rape. Okay. That's terrible. No, that's terrible, actually. I don't know what man would want to be with a woman who doesn't even know.

It's like, to me, that's non-consensual. So we'll strike that one out of the situation. Right, right. But again, this is just like all a bunch of kids partying at a lake. So, yeah. Yeah. I got to be honest with you, Kathy. I felt like I was going to do a little better than I am.

Well, you have all those stories. Keep going. Where are your stories? All right. So my buddy calls me up and he says he's got this crazy girl that likes younger guys. It's going to be a blast. Come to this party. And I'm like an hour away.

And I'm like, yeah, yeah. All right, I'll come. So I drive down and he's hanging out with this lady. And she's older. And they're kind of, she was probably. 45-ish. He was probably mid-20s at this point. And he had another buddy that I'd never met with him. And they were talking with the older lady. And she's like, I want to make out with this young girl. So she starts making out with this 19-year-old girl. And I'm like, wow, this is crazy.

And they're all over each other. And who is this woman? She's a friend of my friend. And they all work together. Right. So these are two girls, but they're around the same age. This isn't another mom, right? this is an older woman she was not a mom but she was an older woman with a 19 year old girl okay and they're making out and going crazy on each other and my buddy tim's like we got to get out of here he goes let's go back to her house uh-huh and i'm like all right that sounds great so everybody grabs uh you know i think we took three cars or whatever so we break up we go and i didn't realize that the 19 year old had a boyfriend at that party until we get back but i'll get So we get, we get back to the older lady's house and everybody's making out and all over each other.

And we're in the living room and a little bit happens. And she says, let's go upstairs to the bed. And I was told that the older lady like younger men, but that girl had all of her attention. She had no interest in me. So my buddy and his buddy are going to town on the older woman. And the 19 year old starts to take attention to me. And her and I are messing around next to that. and she's still groping the other girl.

And I end up going downstairs to go to the bathroom or something to that effect. And the other girl comes back down and she's like, oh, you have beautiful eyes. And I was like, really? That's where we are. And I'm standing naked in this bathroom. So then we started going at it again. And I was like, this is fucking unbelievable. And I kept trying to get the older woman when we went back upstairs,

but she was just not having it whatsoever. but it was still really cool to be, you know, in the room and watching them and everybody going at it. And when we wrap up, we got to take her back to the car at her party or at the party where we met her. And her boyfriend had smashed out all the glass in her car when we got there. So I just fucking scrammed. But that was another one of those situations. Like, how the hell did I even get in this? Right.

And looking back at it, you know, now that I live just a completely vanilla life, I'm like, all of this shit's so surreal. And I've gone through some things recently. I've been sober two years and kind of working on some mental health and things. And as I reflect on all of this stuff and I was listening to your show, it just, it all seems so fucking bizarre to me. And, you know, obviously, as you're in a vanilla life and you've done these things, you know, you want to be adventurous and you listen to all these podcasts and different things. And it makes you, you know, miss some of this craziness that you had in your life. And, you know, when you're going through self-help and mental development and all that, stuff after being fucked up for so long.

You find all kinds of different little nuggets in your soul. And I don't know. I feel like all of these stories. I mean, is that all you got? I got to put this out as a factor fiction. This is kind of fun. I don't think you got anything else going on here, do you? I mean, are you wrapping up and talking about your life lessons of all this banging?

Because now you're vanilla and you don't have anything else going on. But, I mean, I do need an hour. Or we're going to do this as a little fun bonus episode like, what do you think about these stories. Am I, is he, was he being truthful? Was he not?

It's okay. I'll put this out on a Sunday. It'll be fun. But I, you know, you would need 40 more minutes. Yeah. I don't know.

I, uh, it's so interesting. I, uh, I guess I don't want to waste your time and. Well, no,

but do you have a lot more stories? I mean, or like, this is, listen, I worried about this in the beginning because you're like blowing through. You're like,

I have an orgy, a mom's friend. You told me three stories. And then you blew through. the orgy at the beginning you know that but i need an hour my shows are hour long so i need so much more do you have so much more you were kind of sound like you were like wrapping it up like and talking about like what you learned yeah i guess i guess it was probably like an ego defense mechanism because i felt attacked oh my god yeah i attacked in what way because i don't because i was like starting

not to believe you your kind of math wasn't mathing you're saying things then contradicting your I'm sorry, but like, that's just, I can't not sort of say something that comes out in my head. I'm being cool with you. If you're not lying and you have more stories, like continue on. Yeah. So there was another opportunity after all these guys grew up, moved away. I was the older guy in town. And I had one friend and she'd bring all of her friends up.

And it was like the highlight for me and my buddies to see, you know, what was on display. And we would always end up hanging out on the hills and looking at the stars and fooling around with girls. And a lot of times it would end up with everybody messing around in the same room, even if nobody was touching, you know, except for the couple they were with. And as that progressed, I had a couple opportunities with my one friend where she would bring her friend up and we would play around together. And that was pretty wild. I remember thinking to myself, there's no way I'm even going to pull this girl off. And then I'm in a hot tub with her and her friend. And they're laughing because I'm getting hard because they're kissing.

And we end up getting together. And I don't know. That was kind of one of those weird situations where one of the girl was on her period. And she felt like she could only do a little bit. And she was doing some oral. And then she felt dejected. And it kind of ended. But that was probably, I guess, the only time I ever did anything girl on girl.

But then my friend's sister. sister actually fucked around with me and the other guy that I lost my virginity with in that three on one. So in that scenario, I realized that I wanted this girl the whole time. And these guys had already been fucking her behind my back. So I was so shocked that she was down to just go skinny dipping and lay back and let us have fun with her. And in my head, I'm thinking, you know, I've just done your sister and her friend. and now I'm involved in this and I didn't put it together until years later

on what had happened with all of those guys doing it and then I just happened to be there so I got involved. But together. That they were all doing her before I caught on to it. I thought that everybody was just being friendly. Right. You know, and they'd had several

three ways prior to when we got together. And I'll edit out you looking through your list. Yeah, yeah, I guess I thought I was a lot more interesting than I am. Oh my God, you're funny. I mean, listen, I think you're cool to, you know, give it a shot. But I can't like, you know, it's like painful to try and drag it out if that's like, you know, and that's okay. Like I said, I could do this as a fun factor fiction episode. People might be like, why the fuck did you call them out that early on?

Like he was obviously telling the truth. You know, I can't post it as a regular episode because it's like halfsies, right? It's only like going to be 30 minutes. but I do have to leave in me saying, are you fucking full of shit? Because that's what's going to be entertaining about this little snippet. Is that okay with you?

Because one thing I don't do, and I'm just going to tell you this. You say I'm attacking you, but I don't feel like I am. I feel like I'm being very cool with you. And being funny. I mean, I'm just like a straightforward person, but I don't feel like attacking you.

But I would never, okay, like if you were really upset with the fact that I'm like lying, would I ever put you on blast on my show out there without your consent. You know what I mean? I don't do that to people. Okay. So if you are like, don't fucking air this, like, fine. But like, you know, I think it's kind of funny. And I don't. Yeah. Well, so, so my take on it is I guess I was probably a little nervous of the situation. I've had kind of a crazy morning running around with all kinds of stuff with my kids and this and that. And, you know,

I'm a little bit scattered. And, you know, I talk fast when I guess when I get nervous. And I've thought about, you know, this conversation for a while. So I probably came out of the gate. thinking that I had a good handle on what I was going to say. And I guess I don't get to say this stuff out loud ever because I just keep it in my head in my little vanilla world. And I guess it's so fascinating to me because it's what gets me off. And I don't care if you call me out or not. And I don't care if people believe you or not.

No. And yeah, no. And let me tell you like I will say like, you know, when you're like looking at your notes, I will say by far, and this could be the reason why, you know, I called you out, and it's not because you were lying it, but it was because you were overprepared. By far when somebody, like, when somebody is, quote, unquote, prepared, people that tell me they have notes, people that have it gone over it a million times in their head, they always wind up to be the worst storytellers, because I don't interview you like an interviewer, right? Like I'm, like, I ask the craziest

questions, I go to the most random places. So anyone that has rehearsed and trust me, you're not the first one, okay, by far they always can't fucking do it because they were so prepared to go in all these certain ways and they're so sort of set on their

list that they have written or their stories they were going to told. And then I take them in all these weird ways and then they fuck up. So I, oh, if I would have known you had like lists and you're writing them down and you have names of these people, the Italian, you know, I would have been like throw that shit out like because that that that fucks you up.

So okay so so I've went back and forth on that thought and I was like I don't want to waste Kathy's time maybe I should just pay the 80 bucks and talk to her for an hour. No, I don't do that anymore. I would have to charge $500 for my time now. I'm just I do six episodes a week now I can't even do it. No let's put this out as a fun thing. I think listen you know it like I said it's either that you were full of shit or you're overprepared. I've had it happened before. I'm just telling you and it actually fucks people up because I am not a regular like I'm having a conversation with you I'm not really interviewing you right and I can think of the craziest questions and so for the people that are

over prepared they think it's going to go a certain way and then I take them in this totally different way and they're not prepared and it throws them off their game do you know what I'm saying and so it's I totally do I mean I've listened to you for hundreds of hours probably yeah and you know I have you built up in my brain so there's probably you know this is just every day to you you know if i go to my job and do my thing it's just every day so i guess you know maybe a little bit of my anxiety kind of beat me up on that but i say have fun however you can it was the overpreparedness didn't help you know what i mean my vanilla my vanilla wife has me so trained i can't even tell a good story i have my papers kathy that's the problem that's the fucking there in lies the problem i told you

you're not the first one. I've been doing this for a long time. And I know and people like get upset with me sometimes when someone says, oh, I have this list and this is my story. I'm like, no, don't, please don't show up, prepare because by far, because I've done this many times and this has happened before. So that's what fucked you up. I can make this a fun thing, but we can't drag out any more stories. But, you know, listen, I love my list. I love that you've listened to hours on my show. I love that you took time to call in. Like I said, I don't ever like. make people look like fucking assholes on my show. Even if they're lying, I don't. You know what I'm saying? And I don't know that you are. Like the jury's out. And then what's going to be fun is when I go back and edit, sometimes I go back and edit and be like,

why the fuck did I think this person was lying? Like, obviously they're telling the truth. I was totally wrong. So, you know, I'm sure you've heard me do that before. And people will chime in. And people will chime in. And I love to be wrong. I leave it open to everybody.

I like things. I like discussions. I like back and forth. I like to be like, what do you fucking think about this? I don't know. You know what I mean? and I sometimes think that's kind of fun.

That's why I put those episodes out. I think that I kind of look at everything objectively. Right. And I probably shouldn't use the word attacked because of how I received it. So I apologize for that and I'll take that back. Because I would never want to attack anybody, but I am aggressive. So maybe it feels like an attack. Yeah.

I think that's really hot too. So you gave me a fear boner. I don't know. I have like, I had all these things and there's dark. sides to my story, you know, in the beginning, which why I think I'm hypersexual from, you know, things early on. And, you know, I've got, like, like I said in my head, I'm like, I got a caller. I know she'll ask me questions and get me talking. And then I flapped and floundered around and I felt like I had all this good stuff. And I have an interesting story and it just didn't come out.

But I think what the nice opportunity is, if you can do something with it and the conversation continues, it'll be good entertainment for you. And obviously, I understand it's show business. And I always tell people. Would that be fun for you to see if people are like on your side and say that I'm fucking stupid to think that you were like like, will that be fun for you too? Or because I won't air it if you don't want me to. Like I'm not like, like I said, I don't ever want to make someone look like an asshole. Do you know what I'm saying? So, so I say that this is all for fun.

And if it makes for a good opportunity for a back and forth, then yeah, I, I want to be something that's, I guess, saleable for your show. and I'd be willing to play along in any facet. No, you're not playing. Well, you're going to chime in. This is what I'm going to do. Okay, we're going to put this out on a Sunday. Factor fiction. We're going to make what the point of this is going to be is like, you know,

do you believe him and was I totally wrong? What do you think about the word attack? Like people, and listen, I have a very thick skin because people come at me all the fucking time. You know what I'm saying? Well, you deal with super weird shit, too. I mean, I don't think it's weird. You know, that's what I'm trying to prove is like this.

is just what people do, but I'm saying I get attacked, I get put down, I get brutalized, you know, by people online. I'm okay with it. I could care less. You're going to be fine. I, and I actually, in a weird way, I'm like a contrarian. I love like controversy. I'm always down for a good debate and argument. Like I don't shy away from any of that shit. So I'm like bring it on. I'm very curious to see, and that's how I'm going to pitch this thing, is curious to see if people think I was attacking you if I was, you know, I should have believed you. I did one recently and somebody, a lot of people were like, ah, you're in a bad mood. You were so rude to that part.

Like I said, I've heard it all. And I don't mind it. I don't mind any of that stuff. You know what I like when I listen to you? I can hear the intonation in your voice. I can hear like when you're disgusted by somebody's drinking or pokey, pokey or this or that. Oh, yeah. Like, hear the inflection.

And I'm like, if I knew what her face looked like, I could picture that. that. And I get a rip out of it. And I think that you sniff through all the shit. And I like real people. And I don't know. I guess that's why I admire you and what you do in your show is an absolute blast. And I've listened to some and went, huh? And then I've listened to other stuff. And it's helped change my life, you know. Yeah. And this one will be fun. Okay. Like that's what we're going to do. And like I said, I'm going to, you know, you'll hear my intro. I won't say anything mean about you. I like you. I like you. think you're funny. But this is the way I got to pitch this one, okay? And that's what we're going to do. And it'll be up on a Sunday.

And what I'll do when that happens is I will give you free access to my Patreon. So you could see the comments and stuff. There's comments on Spotify now. Oh, okay, good. And then I'm on Discord. I got you Spotify, Instagram. Discord. Are you on Discord?

So I thought like maybe I got spanked on Discord or something because I keep getting notifications from you guys. But then I go to open the app and it just stays on the home screen. What do you mean? No, no, maybe you didn't do like age very, like you have to do something on your phone. Oh, no, no, I've been on the app. But just like the last two days, all of a sudden I can't open the app. It just stays on the home screen.

Oh, sometimes that happens. It goes black and you can't get on. Like, do a different like search for it or something. Like, I've had that happen to me. That's not like nobody gets axed for my Discord. Like, you know what I mean? Like there's no. Well, it cracked me up because I built it.

I'm an aviation enthusiast and I built this flight simulator. Oh, you know I love airplanes, right? Yeah, I do. I do. I listen. So that's one of my huge passions. And I built this thing so I could fly rainy days on homewam looking to do something. And my Discord was hooked to that. So I tried getting on it. And then everything was fumbled up with that.

And then Reddit said, oh, yeah, this happens. And then you got to sign out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I didn't have time to that shit yesterday. Okay, it's not on my end. Because there's a big pussy pick contest going down there. And we're going to do a new one coming up. So you'll have fun over there.

And then that's where people comment too. so make sure to go to all the comments. I voted on B. Oh, you did? That's the one, that won. Did you think I was too rude in my critiques? Oh, let me tell you. People went after me and Doc Chocolate on our critiques.

I felt so bad for you. I felt so bad for you having to look at all the vagina. I was, oh. And then I worked my ass off just by the way. I thought you were going to say you felt so bad for me because everyone was coming after me with, oh, you were so rude and theirs are so great and you guys were too picky. And I was like, I spent hours. I did a whole hour with my friend who was on the DL.

Then I did a whole hour with Doc Chalka. Then I edited that whole hour. And then everyone's fucking complaining. Like, this is like my life. I thought it was funny, though. You can't win. And I got laughing even harder because I'm sitting in my chair and I'm like, from the outside, look at this objectively. I'm sitting here looking after dick pick after dick pick.

And I really don't have any specific interest in dicks. And I got laughing. And I'm like, Kathy should have to look at fucking vagina. gina's all day and then when it happened i go oh i didn't mean to do that to her yeah because i had the dick pick first and i had like 150 dick picks and then i got like a hundred fucking pussy picks and a lot of them are not good you got you got pictures of my dick but i didn't make the cut because it was like the first one went in and then you did it again so and i i missed it on the rehash so there you go well listen you're gonna i'm glad you're on there you'll be back on there uh this episode will go up

as a uh you know like i said uh uh uh factor fiction it'll be fun. You know, thanks for the hang. I'm glad that we kept talking and we sort of squash the beef that we don't have like a problem here. Oh, no. Like I say, I hope further the conversation if it's fun and it works because that's what we're doing right. It's entertainment and education to me. Exactly. All right. So what do we call you again? Marty, Marty, thanks for calling in and sharing your story. Let's see what the audience thinks. We'll leave it at that. All right. Thanks a lot, Kathy. I can't wait. Bye. Bye, bye, okay. Good news. I do have a book out. I wrote a book. and it's coming out.

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